Annoying Orange and EnglandOne day, Orange was just relaxing in his kitchen all by himself. "Man, it's so boring without anyone around," he moaned. Suddenly, a young blond came out of nowhere with a box. Orange's eyes widened. "Whoa! Who are you?"Annoying Orange and England3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The man, America, made a dramatic pose. "I'm the hero! And I'm sending you to annoy somebody."
"You mean I'm making a new friend? Yaaaay! I hope he loves playing jacks. I love playing jacks! Of course, I can't, 'cause I don't have any arms."
America sighed and put Orange in a box. Then he ran to England's house, put the box on the front porch, rang the doorbell, and ran for his life.
"Sealand, how many times do I have to tell you to get off of my lawn?!" England roared as he opened the front door. Then he looked down. He started to cry tears of joy. "Oh? A present? For me? Finally!" England took the present inside and opened it.
Instantly, Orange started yammering. "Wow, thank God I'm out of there. It was starting to smell like rotten peel in there."
England cocked his
The New American PledgeI pledge allegiance to the flag of United States of Alfred F Jones,The New American Pledge3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
and to the hamburgers for which he stands,
one personifcation under Matthieu,
indivisible and shake-shakes and french fries for all
Don't read thisSICILY AND LEICHTEN STEIN WERE HANING OUT AND BEING ALL CUTE WHEN FRANCE WAS LIKE "HEY SICILY. HELP ME RAPE PEOPLE." AND SICILY WAS LIKE "AW HELL NAW. YOU AIN'T GONNA RAPE NO ONE."THEN FRANCE GOT SAD AND WENT AWAY.Don't read this3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
THEN SICILY FELT BAD AND STOLE LEICHTENSTEINS CLOTHES AND BEING ALL RAPIST LIKE. THEN FRANCE WAS RAPING HER. CAUSE FRANCE LIKES SEX. AND LOTS OF IT. AND SICILY WAS LIKE "MOTHA FUCKA" AND SWITERLAND CAME IN WITH HIS BADASS SELF AND WAS LIKE "BITCH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR CLOTHES AT?!" AND PRUSSIA, WHO WAS WATCHING FROM THE WINDOW PUMPIN HIS MEAT, CAME IN AND STOLE LEICHTENSTEIN AND SWITZERLAND SHOT SICILY AND RAN AFTER THEM. THEN MEXICO WAS LIKE "FFFFFFFFFFFUCK." AND THEN PRUSSIA RAPED EVERYONE AND JIZZED ON THE WORLD -insert rape face- SO NOW EVERYONE, EVEN THE GUYS, HAVE MINI PRUSSIAS AND YEAH D