Remus' BallsA/N: Remus/Sirius slashRemus' Balls6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Word Count: 350
James Potter and Peter Pettigrew were making their way to their door room when a voice made them stop.
Oh, Moony. It was their friend Sirius Black. Have I told you how much I love your balls?
They heard a chuckle, Youve told me tons of times, Pads. It was their other friend, and Sirius new boyfriend, Remus Lupin.
But you dont understand. Theyre perfect. They fit in my hands and theyre the right size!
James and Peter look at each other with disgusted looks. Sirius and Remus and been going out for a while now but they didnt know that they had gone that far yet. They didnt want to hear anymore but they leaned in closer.
You always say that, they heard Remus say. They also heard a bed squeak.
But its true. And theyre the best tasting balls Ive ever had. Oh! I have an idea. Lets share them with Prongs and Wormtail.&
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Word Count: 3,528
"What are you doing down in the dungeons?" asked Snape.
"I can't face Sirius right now," Remus told him. "I don't think they'll look for me here."
"I see. Well, come in." Snape turned to the wall and said the password. Remus watched as it opened to let the two boys inside.
"Why aren't you at dinner, Severus?" asked Remus when he placed the books on the table.
Snape sat down on one of the green couches, "I wasn't very hungry. I was going to do some homework and then I saw you." He looked at the books, "What are those for?"
Remus looked at the books as he sat next to Snape, "I'm going to solve Sirius' problem. I'm sick of translating everything for people."
Snape placed his hand on Remus' shoulder. "That must be hard on you. He came to me earlier and he had to actually spell his question out."
"What did he do to you?" asked a worried Remus, "Are you alright?"
"He raised h
Talking Backwards Ch. 4A/N: Remus and Sirius slash from, like, three years ago >.>Talking Backwards Ch. 44 years ago in Romance More Like This
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"Now," started Remus. "You and I both know you're much better at potions. Agreed?"
Sirius nodded his head, "Sey." He put his book and parchment next to Remus' book.
"So, my 'help' would be what, exactly?"
"Llew. I saw gnipoh taht uoy dluow etirw ti rof em."
"I'm not going to write it for you. That's cheating, and I'm not in the mood."
"Esaelp, Ynoom. Rof Em?"
"No. And stop giving me those puppy-dog eyes." Sirius stuck his tongue out at his friend. He was about to get up but Remus grabbed his arm. "I never said I wouldn't help you write it, though."
Sirius engulfed him and a hug, "Sknaht Sumer. Os " He grabbed the book and opened it up to a random page, "Erehw od ew tarts?"
Remus grabbed the book, turned it to the right page, and gave it back to him. "Why don't you write down what you know about the potion and then let me read it. I'll fix as much as I can." When he saw the glint in the other
Talking Backwards Ch. 2A/N: Remus and Sirius slashTalking Backwards Ch. 24 years ago in Romance More Like This
Word Count: 1,316
"He can't be serious," said a stunned James as everyone turned back to their lunches.
"Fo esruoc ton," said Sirius. "I ma." Remus turned to the boy and hit his head. "TAHW?!?"
"Now is not a time for jokes," answered Remus. James and Peter were laughing in the background; Sirius turned to them and stuck out his tongue. Remus sat down at the table and returned to his own lunch.
"What are you going to do about classes, Padfoot?" asked Peter.
Before Sirius could open his mouth, Remus answered for him. "He's going to stay silent."
Sirius was going to open his mouth to argue, but James beat him to the punch. "What happens if a teacher wants an answer from him?"
Sirius tried to answer, but was interrupted, again. "Remus will have to talk for him," suggested Peter.
"What? Why me?" cried Remus.
"Because," reasoned Peter, "You're the only one who can understand him."
James looked at Remus, "Why is that?"
"I I I don't know," stammered