Remus' BallsA/N: Remus/Sirius slashRemus' Balls6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Word Count: 350
James Potter and Peter Pettigrew were making their way to their door room when a voice made them stop.
Oh, Moony. It was their friend Sirius Black. Have I told you how much I love your balls?
They heard a chuckle, Youve told me tons of times, Pads. It was their other friend, and Sirius new boyfriend, Remus Lupin.
But you dont understand. Theyre perfect. They fit in my hands and theyre the right size!
James and Peter look at each other with disgusted looks. Sirius and Remus and been going out for a while now but they didnt know that they had gone that far yet. They didnt want to hear anymore but they leaned in closer.
You always say that, they heard Remus say. They also heard a bed squeak.
But its true. And theyre the best tasting balls Ive ever had. Oh! I have an idea. Lets share them with Prongs and Wormtail.&