30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz9 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Accidentally call him a girl in public.
2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word what.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.
4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing.
5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.
7. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
8. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and accuse him of cheating.
9. Make fun of his dancing.
10. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.
11. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while hes asleep.
12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.
Just Another AliceI find humanity beautiful in everyone except myself.Just Another Alice5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Like a nurse, I see the sores of the wounded
infested with maggots painted to look like little pocket watches.
Yet I fail to heal my own deep holes.
Deeper than skin or soul,
they reach from mind to womb
will I ever be whole?
Sometimes I ask myself if I belong here.
In this house, in this town,
even this planet; and no one has given an answer.
I cannot remember when I did not quiver
from the harsh frost of reality,
where is the warmth I need?
In my veins it runs thicker than blood.
Ink the color of clear skies tattoos my skin with leopard's spots,
black stains the soles of my hands and feet,
and liquid rouge leaks from my lips and breasts.
They say I'm beautiful,
the most marvelous beast of the concrete jungle,
but do they not see the ink?
I'm a soldier that bleeds without a physical wound.
I can't move, I can't speak and barely breathe.
I was fighting without a weapon
Kim Possible: One Year LaterExt. Lowerton University DayKim Possible: One Year Later8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Lowerton U. is a two-story brick building surrounded by oak trees and shrubbery. A large fountain dominates the walkway leading to the main campus doors. The style is 20s era New York, favoring tall pillars and embroidered architecture. Behind the older campus are modern buildings of metal and tall glass windows, including a small domed stadium.
A sign near the university entrance reads One Year Later
Int. Lowerton University Continuous
The halls of LU are broad and high: tall windows extend up to and including the ceiling, with heavy plant-life growing indoors against the windows.
A BELL rings and students file out of classrooms.
Out of the crowd walks MONIQUE, Kim Possibles longtime friend. Shes a fashion-savvy girl, evident in her clothes and hairstyle.
She scans the crowd, sees you-know-who before we do, and waves.
Kim! Over here!
The crowd parts for us to see KIM POSSIBLE, confiden
KP: Bad Guys Finish FirstExt. Drakkens Beachside Lair DayKP: Bad Guys Finish First8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Drakkens new lair is a squat building with a large balcony extending from a short cliff over the beach and looking out to the ocean. Its actually kind of idyllic, the type of place celebrities would purchase. A landing pad sits on the roof next to a massive satellite dish.
Signs further down the beach read PRIVATE BEACH and NO DOGS ALLOWED.
Int. Drakkens Lair Continuous
The interior is keeping with Drakkens traditional themes red color and machinery but there are also a few homely touches like large kitchen and living room. Sliding patio doors lead out to the balcony where SHEGO suns herself in a bikini and sunglasses.
The front door opens and DRAKKEN enters with two arm loads of groceries. NUMBER TWO, Drakkens short lieutenant, enters behind him, carrying more.
Ah. I just love that new lair smell. Shego! Were home!
Out on the bal
KP: 'Burning Bright, Pt. 1'Int. Skyscraper Rooftop NightKP: 'Burning Bright, Pt. 1'7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A storm rages around the roof of a Los Angeles skyscraper as Kim and Shego battle it out. Using her green flames, Shego drives Kim back under a barrage of fireballs and concentrated beams.
Come on, Kimmy, Im sick of the same old moves!
I was going to say that!
Kim dives behind a heavy air conditioning unit. As she sticks behind cover, Shego backs up towards the ledge of the building, fists burning.
Honestly, Im gettin so bored I dont even know why I trip the alarms anymore.
Why dont you turn yourself in? Hows that for a switch?
Shego hurls another bolt, keeping Kim from poking her head out.
Ron bursts onto the roof through the rooftop exit. He is covered with soot and debris.
Im here KP; I got the fire under control!
Ron, get down!
Aw, a pot shot? You shouldnt have.
She winds up and swings but nothing happens. No fireballs, no beams.
Kim Possible: Old SchoolInt. Research Lab, Somewhere in Nevada NightKim Possible: Old School7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tall barbed-wire fences, reinforced walls, a tall metal gate, electronic surveillance, and armed guards are just the first layer of protection for a top-secret military laboratory. The main building is surrounded on all four sides by heavily armed pillboxes (machinegun bunkers), guard dogs sniff every suspicious piece of lint, and helicopters periodically patrol overhead.
Out of the moonless desert gloom comes Shego on her skyboard, flying close to the desert floor.
As she approaches spotlights fall on her, and alarms begin to ring out. Two helicopters appear overhead.
PILOT 1 (O.S.)
Unidentified craft, you are entering a restricted zone. Leave now or we will fire upon you.
In the cockpit of the leading chopper, the two pilots watch Shego as she turns around on her board, lying flat with her legs crossed. She waves at them.
Check her out!
Knock it off; dont you know who that is?
Syn File 2: UploadingSyn: File 2Syn File 2: Uploading8 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Spiderman. The one word that could summarize Cynthia's thoughts right now as she drove her small, rusty sliver 1995 Ford Taurus back home. Cynthia rubbed her short black hair, her light green eyes shined with a inventive desire. Cynthia has always had a desire about the mysterious hero ever since she went to New York with her mother for NY Fashion Week. She was at a fashion show when the evil Doc Oct attacked the onlookers, but Spiderman swung out of nowhere and tied up the onto-legged villain. Cynthia was captivated by every move from the hero, and even manage to get a picture and some his webbing. Ever since she has always wanted to know more about him, reading articles about him from the Daily Bugle. However, an new facet of Spiderman had interested her, a new nemesis called Venom. Cynthia despised every person against Spiderman, but Venom was something different, that she enjoyed. He had all of the powers and moves of Spiderman, and despite that he
KP: Lightshadow, Part OneInt. Drakkens Lair DayKP: Lightshadow, Part One8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Its a slow day at Drakkens. SHEGO sits on the couch painting her toenails dark green. NUMBER TWO is making cookies. DRAKKEN sits at his computer, tapping a stencil against a digital template, trying to draw a new superweapon.
Hmm what about a beam that freezes things..?
Mister Frost does that.
But he never leaves Norway! What kind of villain uses ice in a country that already has plenty?
Try harder, doc.
What about a beam that makes heat?
Like a heat beam?
Everyone has heat beams. *I* have heat beams.
Mister Frost doesnt!
He did once.
Nng. Its so hard to pick a good beam theme.
A beam theme; beams that do things, like turn people into animals, or force you to only speak French! Shego, you know me pretty well, whats my beam theme?
What about a beam that pet
JealousJealous8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She was angry. It was a terrible shift from the bewildered happiness and pride she had felt just a few hours earlier, when the medal slipped around his neck and he stood before the world as a hero and she had her place standing next to him. She deserved that place, after all that she had been through with him.
And then the bubble burst, and she realized that the only reason she was happy for him was because he had succeeded, not in conquering the world but in gaining the respect he had always wanted in the first place. The world finally saw him for the genius that he was, what point would there be in any more world domination exploits? And where would that leave her? What would she do if she was no longer helping him fight the world into submission?
She remembered the way she felt, right before she had betrayed her boss and blasted his new henchwoman at the last second. It was the same feeling that consumed her after the Diablo inc
Symbiote CountessThis is the second in an on-going series of short-stories involving characters and settings created by me utilizing themes and characters owned by Marvel Comics. It's a piece of Fan-Fiction and I make no money off of this.Symbiote Countess9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
This story, (and all the others in the series), contains adult situations and themes... so if you're not interested in reading such things hit the "back" button now.
I love commentary and *CONSTRUCTIVE* criticism... as long as y'all keep in mind these aren't meant to be fully fleshed out "War and Peace" type stories and are rather a means to just get some of my ideas out there. Should you desire to expand on any of the stories, (be it by continuing them or by doing fan-art depicting the characters)... I'm ok with it as long as I get asked/told ahead of time. (I'm a fan of others' works too!)
Enjoy... and be on the lookout for more.
"More tea Ms. Lewis?" asked Count Horatio Sanchez as he leaned towards the obviously distracted woman with kettle and cu
BLT -- Light and DarkBLT -- Light and Dark6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was a dark and stormy night! No, wait, it wasn't stormy yet. That happened later. Well, let's just say it was a dark night and leave it there.
Two whole days had passed since we had left the Cottage. We'd seen some interesting things already, like a forest of sticks and a peaceful meadow filled with animals. We'd followed the light of the Really Big Lamp and Radio's navigation skills (if they really were real) to this place; a creepy forest of darkness.
Being a lamp, I hate the dark. That's why I was so glad my light was there to shine in the forest, showing everyone where to go. Of course, I was a little bit angry when Kirby told me to turn it off, but he had a good reason. The battery was dying, and without it there would be no way we could keep going. Sure, we can move on our own power for a little while, but we need some power source to keep us going forever.
So, there we were, in the dark and spooky forest, no light, running low on power, no light, in need of shelter, and no li
Of Dreams and Nightmares Pt2The chariot touched down in Canterlot, more specifically, Celestia's castle grounds. Twilight and her friends disembarked the chariot and thanked the guards, who held their heads high, showing off their pride. Twilight led her friends through the grounds and into the castle itself. There they met with Princess Celestia, who was pleased to see that they had finally arrived.Of Dreams and Nightmares Pt24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Please, this way " spoke Celestia, her tone seeming to be layered with a sense of urgency, which contrasted her normal, slower, calmer way of speaking. The Princess led them through the elegant hallways, where shining marble pillars, and various stone carvings oversaw their progress. The Princess led them into the throne room, where her regal sister, Princess Luna was waiting. Celestia took her place on her throne, whilst the six ponies stood the customary distance away from the thrones.
Twilight took a small step forwards, making her stand out from the crowd. She bowed her head, and immediately lifted it back
Really??- 2p!FACE x Tomboy!Tween!Reader Ch. 7•3rd POV•Really??- 2p!FACE x Tomboy!Tween!Reader Ch. 72 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
In the morning she wakes up to the scent of frying meat and cheese potatoes. Her face and abdomen ached, and she decided to get ready before she went down to eat. She wanders around until she finds a bathroom, a few doors down.
'Argh. Why does my stomach hurt so bad? Was it the pasta? Nah, I practically ravish their food supply whenever I come over. What's wrong? Ugh, I hope I'm sick today.' _______ wonders to herself.
She sits down and she almost screamed.
'What the hell, did I shit myself?!' She mentally screamed waddling around the bathroom with her underwear pooling at her knees. 'What is that?!'
'My god...' Reality hits her.
'I just started my very first strawberry week...in a house full of men. On a school day. And I'm not sick, or good at acting. Joy...' She takes a breath and starts unwrapping the bandages before washing her face.
After a while, and for some odd reason, she found a few of what she 'needed' in the medicine cabin
Day 2: Mustache (30 Days with Noah)Char: Dorian & NoahDay 2: Mustache (30 Days with Noah)7 months ago in Humor More Like This
Summ: Noah finds facial hair sexy.
Warning: Sexual Humor
30 Days of Noah
(noun) a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip.
Dorian frowned. He’d been distracted by the fact Iron Bull kept turning his head in the same direction. Dorian had turned to follow the Qunari’s gaze but found that he was just looking at the elf who sat by the fire, staring off into space.
He wondered what had the elf so caught up in his day dream that he hadn’t heard a word that anyone had said to him.
Although - Dorian made the alarming realization that the elf was staring at Blackwall.
“Bull?” Dorian mumbled lowly, causing the giant Qunari to regard him. “Is he looking at Blackwall like that?”
“I have been sitting here for the past few minutes trying to figure that one out myself…”
Sweet N Sour(Dorian/M!Lavellan)(ThinkingLoudly#10)Chars: Dorian & Val’AishlymSweet N Sour(Dorian/M!Lavellan)(ThinkingLoudly#10)6 months ago in Humor More Like This
Notes: See description
Ch Summary: This is why we usually just skip this scene - it never really works out how people think it does.
Thinking Loudly, Shouting Silently: Inner Machinations of Val’Aishlym
Sweet & Sour
Dorian was giddy. If you asked him why he looked so giddy, he would probably just tell you it was gas – then again, he probably wouldn’t even tell you that or anything at all. He’d probably say something along the lines of ‘My, you imply I glow? I didn’t know you paid much mind to me – but then again, who could ever ignore such devilish looks like the ones I own?’ to which the person speaking to him either wanted to throw something at him, throw him, or vomit….or all of the above.
Anyhow, he was currently prepping for his date with the inquisi
RhythmsRhythmsRhythms2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
They are Everywhere
The Rhythm of Love
The Rhythm of Hate
The Rhythm of Life
The Rhythm of Death
They all have a Beggining
They all have an End
They can be Altered
Or left Alone
It's how one plays to the Beat
Simply AloneI am so tired of these cloudsSimply Alone2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hovering over me as if I wouldn't be found
Shading over me with their paint of grey and blue
Its really sad to say but...its not time to go home soon
I am so tired but what can I do?
When all I ever think is to just live my life new,
How am I suppose to do that?
How am I suppose to do that?
When all I can feel in my bones
Is that dullness of feeling simply alone.
The Talented YouTuber Law x Reader chapter 1(r/s)- Rock songThe Talented YouTuber Law x Reader chapter 13 weeks ago in Romance More Like This
(f/n) random friend name
I stood in front of the door, I took a deep breath and open the door. The room looked like a normal recording studio you would see. There was a long control panel with a bunch of button for a lot of thing. Then there was a door to the left of it. You could see into it because of the glass that i think was one way not sure if it is. Because of the glass you would see that the small closet like room was sound proof and had a microphone in it. On the other side of the room was a large couch it was likely made out of real leather but not sure. And on top of that I was the only one here.
“Maybe I got the wrong room or maybe they’re not here yet.” I went and sat on the couch to wait for a few minutes to see if I got the right room and they’re late. The the open and a tall man with red hair walked in.
”Hey you must be (y/n) it’s nice to meet yo
Dunno, you tell me what this is.I don't like being alone,Dunno, you tell me what this is.3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
And yet I am constantly alone.
I want to converse with others,
But there is never anyone there,
So I talk to myself.
Why is it so quiet?
Why is it so cold?
Why don't I have something to hug?
I hate winter,
But during the summer I say I like winter,
During the winter you just use more blankets.
I miss high school,
I miss being around people,
I miss people I disliked.
But I can't decide on what to eat,
Food is more appealing when shared with others.
This will now take a turn,
All I eaten today was a PB&J.
My mind just melted into my stomach,
I ate my own thoughts,