Posion Ivy Skit for Ashley1. Average Joe dork comes upon Poison Ivy’s lair (which is a forest) and initially comes upon Poison Ivy under the mistaken belief that she’s a wood nymph.Posion Ivy Skit for Ashley3 years ago in Drama More Like This
2. Wonder Woman enters and falls to her knees in front of Ivy and hails her as “Mistress Isley.” That ain’t no wood nymph.
3. Ivy calls to Joe and guides his motions with her gaze.
4. Joe queries how she got the Princess of the Amazons under her control. Ivy cryptically responds that the two of them “went to where the wild things roam.”
5. Black Orchid then appears, prompting Joe to ask “What’s SHE doing here!?” “We held a sorority Party.” Then Queen Bee appears, “A very wild Sorority Party.” The three entranced supers surround her 120 degrees from each other in worshipping positions with Wonder woman just in front of the throne.
6. Ivy insinuates that Joe sought her out to seek something from her, and he s
Red is Back : Girls TimeRed is Back : Girls Time7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Somewhere in the Siberia
An old lady slammed her fist on the desktop
You cant be doing this General
Im sorry Prof Sasha, but a lot of programs have been cut, and yours was one of them
She looks at the screen in disgust
You cant be doing that, Im the best expert in this field, and Im close to breaking into the most secure network in the USA
Prof Sasha , the cold War was over long ago , there is no more arm race between the USA and Russia anymore , it not the USSR anymore
Sasha nearly spat at the screen
Its people like you who made us loss, the USSR will always stay in my heart
The General in the screen tried to clam her down
Prof Sasha you have a weak heart , clam down , anyway , Ill talk to you later , if you want a plane to pick you up before next week contact me okay , over ..,
And click off the connection
Prof Sasha start thinking, oh the g
Abso-Flute ControlOn a hot summer's day, in a forest within the Sinnoh region, the wild Bidoof played cheerfully and the wild Starly flew around in unison. It was a peaceful day, but the peace was about to broken. Falling out the sky from another one of their failed attempts to capture Pikachu and screaming for their lives, the trio of Team Rocket crashed to the ground below, scaring the wild Pokemon away. The trio were used to blasting off, but the pain was always sore.Abso-Flute Control6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Owe, why do none of our plans ever work?" moaned Jessie as she got up from the ground .
"Yeah, I've lost count of how much debt we our in, creasing giant mecha robots to capture that Pikachu." signed Meowth.
"Say, where did James land?" asked Jessie.
"I dunno, when we crashed down, I only remember hearing a loud splash sound..." replied Meowth.
A short silence followed before they realized the problem fully.
"A LOUD SPLASH SOUND?!?" They both screamed, looking over the large lake that laid before them.
"D-Did he land
The Battle for Themyscira 2The Battle for Themyscira 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Arrows rained down by the hundreds. It did not take long for Artemis to rally her Amazon sisters and take a full frontal assault against their attackers. By the hundreds, fully armored men stormed the shores of Themyscira. They wore battle armor similar to the Amazons and seemed to have the same kind of warrior's fire the Themysciran women had as well.
"Amazons!" Artemis shouted over the noise of rushing war. "Attack!" she commanded with her sword pointed towards the enemy. She pulled on the golden reins of the Pegasus and flew directly towards the heart of the enemy's swarm. With a great swipe of her blade Artemis took the heads of four of the male warriors clear off.
A wave of angry women followed her down her path with their swords raised. By the hundreds the Amazons stormed into battle. But this was not an epic battle like David versus Goliath. This was a war of the century! While one man would fall on the battle grounds, he took with him two Amazons.
These Warriors's training was
The Wonder Genie, part 2The Wonder Genie, part 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She felt really drowsy. As if the structure of her very being had been melted down and then rebuilt like new, she did not feel quite at ease within her own body right now.
Her vision being blurry, Diana rose up, feeling the solid ground beneath her to be almost a comfort considering her last memory of being sucked inside an urn made of clay. Getting up with difficulty, her vision soon adapted to the low lighting of the mysterious environment she was in.
Feeling her legs, she was a tad relieved. Unsure about what exactly had happened and what it entailed, she went to her waist to retrieve her trusty golden lasso. Seeing that it was nowhere to be found, Wonder Woman figured she must have dropped it while she had been helplessly manipulated by that strangely garbed woman and her powerful object.
Her sight now completely clear, she could see huge walls of stone standing tall all around her. Shaped into corridors and lighted up by a few torches, Diana figured that she was in some sort of la
Red is Back : Ladies TimeRed is Back : Ladies Time7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The boss and the agent didnt know what hit him; suddenly they were both gagged and bound, when they finally saw the attackers
They were shocked to see it was Supergirl and Batgirl not only that but their costumes have changed
Supergirl was packing the files and items while Batgirl was looking into files at his desktop, when she called for Supergirl
Comrade Supergirl , it seem these capitalist thugs were going to get shut down next week , they wouldnt miss most of the information or them anyway since it doesnt seem they were transferring them anywhere
Then they noticed the agent jumping up and down and trying to speak, Batgirl approached him, and removed the gag
He took a deep breath then said
Please, there is no need to kill us, please I have another way for you to remove us without killing us
Batgirl pulled a chair and sat in front of him with her legs crossed
Speak, Im all ears
The agent said
there is a short memory
Fat Wonder Woman and the Justice LeagueAt the Metropolis Comic convention, everyone was excited. They were eagerly awaiting the arrival of many members of the Justice League. In a few minutes, the door opened, the caped figures of Superman and Batman leading the way. Following them were Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Zatanna, Black Canary, Supergirl, Batgirl and a 430-pound woman in a leotard, Wonder Woman, the only one not toned and/or fit as a fiddle. They sat in metal chairs on the stage, Wonder Woman's body jiggling with every breath. "Hello, citizens." Began Superman. "We are some members of the Justice League, here to discuss any questions you may have." Cameras went off and hands shot up. "Yes, the lady in the front row?" asked Superman.Fat Wonder Woman and the Justice League4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Is Wonder Woman ever going to go on a diet?" she asked. "I just ask because she's the fattest, I don't mean to be rude."
"Well," began Wonder Woman, "I would, but I've become very comfort
Basic, Average, Perfect DroneKim Possible, the so called perfect, wonder teen had always lived up to her name at proven that anything is possible in her line of work. And whenever a imperfection prevented this and bothered her, she did anything as soon as possible to stop it. In this case, it was a toothache that had been bothering her.Basic, Average, Perfect Drone9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
In her most recent mission, Kim went up against the robotic dolls, Bebes who had been attempting to steal government technology to upgrade and make their armada more deadly. Kim didn't know how but they had been rebuilt and growing in numbers, but she was able to handle them and stop them from getting away. The only downside to this was in the heated fight, one of the Bebes gave her a punch on her cheek, causing her to crack one of her teeth that had been paining her since.
Taking a break from tracking down the source of the Bebes, Kim had no hesitation to make her way to the dentist and fix this tooth problem of hers. She was recommended a new dental office that was close by to wh
The birth of Poison Ivy's Flower ChildrenIt was a clear full moon night in Gotham city, and the stillness of the night was being pierced by the sounds of police sirens and tires screechingThe birth of Poison Ivy's Flower Children1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was a police chase through the streets of Gotham City; A green-coloured Moke was being pursued by a police car with it’s lights on and the sirens blaring
In the green-coloured car was a very attractive green-skinned lady who had a curvy slimline figure, long red hair and dark green eyes. She wore a tight-fitting dark green latex corset which exposed a small part of her cleaveage, and had grass-blade shaped tips on it to give it a plant like appearance, as well as a long green train hanging from the back of her corset, knee-high latex boots and near arm-length gloves which were also dark green and had tips in the shape of grass blades
She also wore dark green-coloured lipstick and also wore a beautiful pink lily in her hair
This was none other than botanist supervillain, Ms. Pamela Isley, or as she is more better known – Poiso
Wonder Woman's Wonderful Wares of Weightiness Ch.3 The Daily Planet staff stood eagerly in the break room around a table covered in an brightly colored assortment of boxes. One half was covered in boxes bearing the violent Red and Gold of Wonder Woman's signature outfit, while the other half was smothered in sleek looking, hexagonal containers in shades of bright green and violet. Several hands could be seen twitching eagerly at the sides of staff as Perry meticulously clicked photos from various angles. "Come on White, we don't have all day!" Someone shouted from the back, and Perry sighed before continuing at practically the same pace. This is art, you can't rush it. Perry thought as he slowly lifted the lids of two boxes, one from each company- a few people craned their necks to the sides to see inside. Another impatient mutter was heard as Perry delicately took pictures. "How long does it take to get a few measly pictures?" Someone else asked. PerWonder Woman's Wonderful Wares of Weightiness Ch.31 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Comm: Wonder Woman and the Massive MultiverseComm: Wonder Woman and the Massive Multiverse2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The DC universe was a wide place, and Wonder Woman was a heroine who explored much of the universe as a member of the Justice league. Even so she also knew that the Multiverse existed. Where Fifty-One parallel universes existed, some with evil versions of her friends, some with older ones, and a variety of other types.
While flying in her Invisible Jet, she was reaching a spatial anomaly that Batman had detected.
Flying towards it, Wonder Woman soon found herself sucked in before she could even do anything about it.
When she emerged, it seemed like Diana of Themyscara had simply appeared where she was. Pressing a communicator, she spoke to the rest of the Justice League on the Watchtower.
“Wonderwoman to Watchtower, the spatial anomaly seems to have dumped be exactly where I was a moment ago. It’s strange, but doesn’t seem to be an immediate threat.”
“What do you mean anomaly Diana? We never picked one up until just now.” The Martian Manhunter replie
Elf TFIt was Friday afternoon and that meant only one thing for Alyssa: shopping. School had just let out and she wanted new clothes.Elf TF5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alyssa was an above average high school senior. She had straight black hair that fell perfectly over her near perfect face down just below her shoulders. She had modest and perky C cup breasts and a toned stomach and firm ass from track, along with slender legs. All in all, she was pretty hot.
Today, she was wearing a long sleeve t-shirt that was fairly tight, and a denim miniskirt that showed off her nice ass and legs quite well.
On her way to the women's department, she came upon a ring on the ground. It had writing all along the outside that reminded her of Elvish, but she dismissed it as Arabic or something. Seeing that no one was around she picked it up, put it in her pocket, and moved on
She continued on to the skirt department as she felt that her ass and legs were her best traits, so she should flaunt them. She picked out a few skirts and moved to the
Beach Beauties Part 1 (Mermaid TF TG)The sun glistened off the waves of the ocean, as a young man relaxed on the beach. James was so happy to have a break from writing, and he was also glad that he was able to travel to such a nice place in America. This spot was perfect, and it was even better because his temporary lodgings were being provided by his good friend, Kimba! You see, James told Kimba he would be vacationing to an area near city. She told James that he could stay at her beachfront cabin for free, as she never used it all that much. The place was severely rundown, but he had no reason to complain about a free place to stay so he was fine with it. On his first day there, James relaxed on his beach-towel.Beach Beauties Part 1 (Mermaid TF TG)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
He heard the gentle waves brush against the shore as the gulls screeched. He was in paradise, he felt truly alive! The best part was that he had a large part of the beach to himself. Few people were there, due to a large fair being in town. James had just spend several days in his hometown chilling at the fair,
About Kunoichi's and a snakeAbout Kunoichi's and a snake (english)About Kunoichi's and a snake6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
A single drop of sweat ran down her cheek. Two days ago she would have wiped it off, but now she simply diidn't care. Her skin was sticky and covered in dust and dirt.
Sakura Haruno, the young shinobi from the land of fire, never would have thought that after ten days into the mission she would desire nothing more than a bath.
She sighed, as she reached for her bottle of water. After unlocking it, she had to control herself not do pour it over her skin. Who knew when they would find the next spring.
What went wrong, she asked herself like so often in the last days. The mission was simple. Herself, Ino and Hinata were chosen to infiltrate a palace far in the south. The local lord had a fable for young and beautiful women as his servants. Everything went according to plan. After six days the three were hired and they could finally begin their exploration. But already the same night they were discovered and every single palace guard seemed to be on t
Wonder Woman's Wonderful Wares of Weightiness Ch.2 It was a very bizarre scene. Bruce, looking stoic as ever, sat stiff as a board, dressed in a crisp business suit. Diana stood next to him, one hand on his chair. Across from them, sat the aforementioned Jessica, who was accurately described by Diana as looking a little heavier. She hadn't had time to change, and sat in her chair in a somewhat slouched position, her hair frazzled in that magical way that only occurs when one's been running around a steamy hot kitchen all day. Diana cleared her throat lightly, and Bruce motioned across the table, eliciting a small gasp of surprise from Jessica before she scrambled through a pile of folders, pulling one labeled "Sales" in neat cursive, and sliding it across the table to Bruce. "Bruce... Be nice." Diana whispered with a small smile. Jessica looked ready to pass out from a combination of nerves and a distinct lack of rest, so Diana made small talk while Bruce read through tWonder Woman's Wonderful Wares of Weightiness Ch.21 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Circe's Revengeby Borin23, edited by Derp666Circe's Revenge1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The duo of Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl sped across the vast and open Pacific Ocean. The calm waters rippled from underneath them as they flew through the air, feeling it whipping across their faces, their long hair fluttering in the rushing wind. The air carried the salty scent of the ocean, and it filled their nostrils and their lungs. The sun viciously beat down upon their heads, but they did not burn so easily as mortal humans; their own sweat served as a proper sunscreen and their Amazonian skin was able to deter the brunt of the sun's rays. Wonder Woman led the charge, and she glanced back over her shoulder to see Wonder Girl was still staring at her with those big eyes.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'Huh?' Wonder Girl blinked; apparently she hadn't even been aware she was staring, but Wonder Woman knew better. 'I'm not doing anything...!'
'Why do you keep looking at me with those eyes? It makes me...somewhat uncomfortable.'
'It does? Ah, I'm sorr
Beating The CurseDiana awoke a day after fighting Vixen. She put on her red and gold gymnast’s top, star-spangled panty-like bottoms, gold belt, red boots, bracelets and tiara and headed for Denny’s, ordering a tall stack of pancakes with twelve strips of bacon, three cups of hot chocolate and eight sausages. As the obese heroine poured maple syrup on her pancakes, she thought about her task today. “Find the curse creator and defeat him…can I do it?” she muttered to herself. “I should, I’ve beaten gods, demons, monsters, villains and all kinds of problems…and yet, everything feels more difficult with this flab, slower…and I feel more hungry.” She devoured her meal, relaxing after paying the bill, then walked to Zatanna’s apartment. “Zee, is it ready?” she asked.Beating The Curse3 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“You’ll be going alone, you know.” Said Zatanna.
“I’d rather go alone than drag Donna or Cassie into
Not So AloneBrad Thorne drove his car to the Wonder Woman household, honking the horn four times to announce his presence to his girlfriend, Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman awoke from sleeping on the couch, still 580 pounds, flabby and loving it. Since Brad wasn't a supervillain, he genuinely accepted her, making her really love being fat. However, aside from Wonder Girl, who was still 250 pounds, there weren't any other fat superheroines or even supervillainesses, making her somewhat lonely. She never told anyone this, and simply went to breakfast with Brad. Once there, Wonder Woman ordered a supreme stack of pancakes, a full plate of bacon, a grilled cheese sandwich, two slices of buttered French toast with an omelet and chocolate milk. Brad had a plate of bacon, a toasted cheese sandwich and orange juice. As he ate his meal quietly and normally, Wonder Woman wolfed down every morsel, letting the flavors wash through her mouNot So Alone3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Commission: The Sensational Wonder Whale"Welcome all, citizens and tourists alike, to Gateway City's State Fair! And, of course, welcome to today's celebration for the beautiful and aptly wonderful Wonder Woman, who had recently saved our happy little city from a monster attack!"Commission: The Sensational Wonder Whale1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The mayor stepped aside as Wonder Woman took the stage, the giant crowd burst into a violent fit of excited applause. Wonder Woman was not someone who enjoyed showing off to the public, for she, unlike the city or its people, actually understood something about humility. She simply did her job and did it well because she knew that it was her obligation to do so. She wanted to ensure that innocent lives were protected and that villains who wished to take those lives, whether they were natural or unnatural disasters, were to be stopped and detained. Wonder Woman possessed powers clear above any normal human, and she had been helped by these people in times of need herself, so she wished to keep herself a hero wh
Prototype malfunctionCarla reached up, wiping a thick layer of black soot from her face. Shed been working on her latest experiment, reworking some of her less-advanced robotization equipment into a hand-held form factor. Opening her eyes, she looked at the charred mess on her work bench. All of her hard work, destroyed!Prototype malfunction8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Arghhh! she finally managed to blurt out in frustration. The last thing she remembered was adjusting the power source voltage to increase the prototypes range. A surge must have overloaded the internal containment system, melting down the core.
Sore and bruised from the explosion, a cold feeling spread across her hips and lower stomach. She felt almost bloated her body strained against her clothing. Was she growing? Ugh I dont feel very good. Carla staggered across the lab floor a little bit, before stopping in her tracks. A rigid, heavy feeling spread across her hips. Her clothes started to rip, finally shredding to pieces as her hips
Wonder RelapseOne morning, after a nice sleep, Wonder Woman arose, feeling hunger in her vast stomach. She waddled to the local donut shop, upset there was no food in her house. Wonder Woman ordered a plate, devouring the donuts. As they touched her mouth, she felt like she was in Heaven. "So good, who cares about dieting?" she murmured to herself. She ordered another plate of frosted and glazed donuts and began eating them. Wonder Woman's belt popped off after her first plate, so she fastened it after her second. She then remembered today was the day she would return to Paradise Island for her Mother's Birthday. Wonder Woman returned to her house to change from her pantsuit, putting on her leotard. Wonder Woman began jogging, then running, soon taking off, sweat pouring on her forehead.Wonder Relapse4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She flew to Paradise Island, landing with a thud. Wonder Woman wiped her brow, watching as Donna Troy lan
Gods of Earth Gods of EarthGods of Earth5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
two indestructible gods, thrust into being
born to a for
Upgraded Persona-Aigis Tf/Tg/McUpgraded Persona-Aigis Tf/Tg/Mc 3 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Jet was an avid gamer who’s favorite series, of course, was the Persona series. He liked many of its core elements and characters, but his all-time favorite character out of all the games was the Android known as Aigis. On this particular day, Jet was extremely excited. The newest version of Persona 4: Arena had just released today, “Persona 4: Upgraded Arena”. He made a mad dash to the nearest Gamestop where he Pre-Ordered the game. After purchasing the game, he went straight home to get to fighting. Upon booting up the game, he immediately noticed a new mode called “Upgraded Persona Mode”. Curious as to what this mode is, he selected it and was brought to the character select screen. Obviously, he selected Aigis. Before he could even begin the first fight, a blue light flashed from the T.V., causing Jet to feel odd all over. He felt his skin begin to tingle, signaling the beginning of his changes.
Lightning-Quick LovingWonder Woman, still weighing 525 pounds, entered Chris' house, hoping for another big meal. They had gone out for three months as of that day, which meant another glorious meal awaited her. "Chris is so wonderful." She thought to herself as she sat in one of his chairs, it creaking beneath her weight. Chris exited his kitchen, carrying twelve pizzas, a large steak, two six-packs of Pepsi, 2 boxes of donuts, twelve cups of jell-o, two boxes of cookies, three packages of ding dongs and five cheese sandwiches.Lightning-Quick Loving4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Here you go, Wonder Woman." Said Chris, leaving the food in front of the overweight superheroine. Wonder Woman began devouring the food ravenously, eating every last morsel. She devoured every pizza slice, guzzled every soda, ate the steak with vigor, scarfed down the donuts and ate everything else with gusto! Her belt popped off halfway through the meal, then her stomach bulged out between her top and panty-like sta