A very TF2 Christmas'Twas ze night before Christmas, and all through ze map,A very TF2 Christmas3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Not a sentry was stirring,
Because ze Scout broke your crap,
Ze cap point was guarded by ze Heavy so fat,
In hopes zat St. Nicholas will bring him a hat;
Ze Sniper was sitting all zoomed in on ze Reds,
While little blue dots were aimed at zeir heads;
And ze Engie building dispensers, and I ready to sap,
Had just left ze point all open to cap,
When out in the barracks arose such a noise,
Ze Engineer shouting:
"WE GOT A SPAH, BOYS!"
Away to the spawn I ran like a bunny,
Giggling like mad, because lets face it, zat was funny,
Ze fire of ze Pyro was hot on my trail,
My ass wa
Trollhemian RhapsodyTrollhemian Rhapsody3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Is this IRL?
Is this just online?
Caught in a shitstorm,
No escape from reality.
Open a tab,
Look up /b/ and see...
I'm just a poor troll,
I'm gonna make you BAW,
Cause you're easy prey,
Lots of tears,
All of your logic,
doesn't really matter to meeeee.....to me.
Mama, just trolled a fag.
Acted retarded as I had planned,
He got mad and now I'm banned,
Mama, I had just subscribed,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away,
Maaama, oooOOoooo, didn't mean to take it far,
Its not repealed this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.
Too late, my account
Expectations And PressureExpectations And Pressure8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Expectations And Pressure
Such high expectations of me,
Can't wait until i finally break free.
What happens if it all goes wrong and i fail?
Will i just pack up my bags and bail?
Heavy pressure swarming my mind,
Feeling my brain buckle and bind.
Cold sweat and shivers lining my spine,
Could success really be mine?
Calm and deep breathing help, they say,
Just keep horrid thoughs at bay.
Self-esteem and confidence i lack,
Chin up, eyes down, get it over, don't look back.
The room is silent, not a sound,
All as i look nervously around.
My life is on the paper before me,
Thinking hard and passing it is the key.
Damn exam nerves a
RescueRescue8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Entrapped within the blanket of hatred,
Coldness so numbing,
I no longer feel pain,
Yet it still yearns for salvation.
Broken deep inside,
My heart lies in shattered pieces,
My soul weak, stunned,
My mind unable to filter these lies and false hopes.
Locked up in the darkness,
No glimpse of light,
My eyes wide open,
Nothing to be seen but the whispering footsteps of the shadows.
All that I've hoped for,
All that I've dreamed,
These thoughts destroyed and banished,
Reality has finally taken over.
Here I lay,
No life nearby,
Hot tears streaming,
Someone save me from my abyss of fear.
three infected and a baby pg1It had been many weeks through out the city and world of the infection.three infected and a baby pg13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A group of people have now become a horde of walking infected.
Many of the common infected have been walking around with their groups to search for food or protect each other from the survivors with their weaponries.
The special infected have minds of their own, they sometimes join up with a common horde or their own kind or just with the other special infected.
One special infected called a hunter had joined up with a smoker and a witch.
The three sometimes joined with their own kind but most of the time they hang out together, not long ago they were all friends whe
A Lie to Keep"You're lying."A Lie to Keep2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
With a simple glance at someone's eyes, I could instantly figure out whether someone's being dishonest to me. It was a rare gift that I acquired through the process of genetics. Mom always said that it ran through our blood. At first, it was thrilling, but you'd wish to be normal instead as time goes by; because, it hurts knowing that the world around you was nothing but a big fat lie.
"I'm not lying. I really am going somewhere," he said in front of me.
"I wished you'd tell the truth instead," I walked away and never turned back. He was my boyfriend, and the past few days were rough. His seldom fibbing now became a freque
The Dinobots Rap (Donkey Kong Parody)The Dinobots RapThe Dinobots Rap (Donkey Kong Parody)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
H-H-H...Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this Dino rap! HUH!
D. B.! Dinobots!
He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
His rocket gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DB crew!
D. B.! Dinobots! HEY!
D. B.! Dinobots are here!
This Bot's got style, so listen up dudes!
He can absorb sunlight to suit his mood!
He's fierce and mighty w
BulliedI walk in school, not talking or pryingBullied4 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
When you see fit to laugh
And walk away...
...Why do you all think that's okay...?
I try to avoid doing wrong,
Trying to avoid getting seen
When you see fit to bully me
about my hair or my jeans.
This goes on for months and months
As my esteem and confidence drop
When you see fit to confront me
and threaten to “beat me up.”
I haven't done a thing to you,
Why are you so mean?
Then I realized that it's not my fault and
I say “You wouldn't,” you say “Try me.”
I don't k
ReminiscenceWhat happened to those long conversations? Those times we just spent rambling without caring about if the conversation actually meant something in the end, so long as we were talking? Our made-up languages that no one else understood, but we knew perfectly.Reminiscence4 months ago in Emotional More Like This
Where are those days we had our own private adventures: Being secret agents deciphering codes and hiding information from our enemies, promising to never say a word if we were captured during reconnaissance missions. Destroying robots in our own battle suits to save the galaxy from invaders. Being the best ninja warriors in all the land. Going to war alongside dragons and fellow warriors
Unburied Dead Chap 6 ExcerptUnburied DeadUnburied Dead Chap 6 Excerpt3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 6 excerpt
The conversation progressed pleasantly over dinner as both Mrs. Warren and the doctor shared modest commentaries, each about their published works, and the direction of the Society and Spiritualism in general. The meal was nearly at an end when Emeline considered making a gentle change of subject. As yet nothing had been discussed in particular about the research that had been originally requested; after all, it had been the reason for their meeting and dinner invitation. She wanted to know beforehand what was expected, not being given to open her late husband's collection purely for curiosity's sa
Merry Christmas, YamiMerry Christmas, Yami2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Merry Christmas, Yami"
YuGiOh!/Yuugiou Duel Monsters Yami x Tea/Anzu pairing
Summary: It's Yami's first Christmas. And the gang's determined to teach him everything about it. Everything
It's a chilly December day in Domino City and the former puzzle spirit and pharaoh was walking down the street with his younger other, Yugi Mutou. In fact, since Yami received his own body, the two considered themselves brothers, given he was adopted into Yugi's family not long after.
And today, the two were on their way to meet up meet up with the others at Tea's house to prepare, for
Evil Being PlottedEvil Being Plotted9 years ago in Humor More Like This
Keruha: Man, it's been quiet today.
TeamRocket: Yeah. Nobody's talking.............
Keruha: I'm not getting any mail either. Maybe it has something to do with being sunday.
TeamRocket: Maybe. Or maybe, everyone took a pill that turned them into a kid, so now they're too short to reach their computer desk to type. I doubt that happen though.
Keruha: Yeah but that would sort of be cool!
TeamRocket: Yeah. it actually would be. But then again, it wouldn't be happening to us because we're typeing right now. That's not fair, I want to be turned little.
Keruha: XD Yeah, but then we can babysit people who are jerks at school!
I'm scared...I'm scared… I'm scared of myself…I'm scared...9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Scared I'll cause pain... Pain to myself, and pain to my loved ones
Pain that I'll cause... Pain in hearts, pain like killing...
All these things... Things they are telling me to do...
They're forcing me.. Although I know it's the best...
But the way they work, it's so hard... so hard to do as they say
The angel is telling me to have faith, to go on with my life
My life... my life...
I'm trying to move on... I'm trying, but it's so hard
So hard... I can't focus anymore
I'm so tired... tired of living all these negative feelings
I'm trying to see a reason, a reason for all this pain and anger
Knight and AngelMy angel and my knight,Knight and Angel6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Both perfect silouettes
Not so long ago they were both far away,
but my knight grabbed me up and oh how my angel did sway,
Everything was so perfect until one unfortunate day,
A war was started within my heart,
And that's where turmoil did start,
My bright shining angel and my noble young knight,
They both disagreed and oh did they fight!
After all of the pain and sorrow,
Everything worked out,
And somehow I knew it would,
Without a doubt,
So now I realize,
I had found a light in all of the darkness,
But as soon as it came,
And in its place two more appeared,
And there they were, my a
The HowlingI hear the howling of the calling in the wind.The Howling6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
It speaks in a sweet, tender voice
within its cold breeze.
I danced and rejoiced in it.
I was once dead.
Now I am alive.
I breathe in the air of serenity.
I will not let anyone suffocate me.
Not the smoke of the flames' anger
Nor the depths of the water's sorrow
TF2: Identity Crisis:Chapter 4Free, finally free! After so many years of imprisonment, subjugated to tight, strangling tedium bound in cotton, swaddled in chains, and left to rot, he was finally free from it all! No more white-walled rooms, barred windows, and harsh lights for company; smelling vomit, isopropanol, sweat, and latex; tasting medicine, cotton, and soap; and always with the needles, needles, needles. But no more. No more questions, no more prescriptions! Pyro had managed to escape one institution for another and killing for freedom did not sound so bad. Not here.TF2: Identity Crisis:Chapter 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Here, the smell was of cold autumn air, tasting like winter, the tang of pine need
Crash and Burn -TF2 fanfic-War was a tedious but necessary thing. Some were the masters of infiltrating while others preferred to go offense and defense. If there was a something that Pyro learned after two years of constant brutal fighting and violence, if there was something that war had to teach it was that: Every class was essential to the mission, no matter how different. They pushed through the scorching summer mornings and those cold winter nights, working and blending together as a team, as a family. Before being drafted out each member of their respective teams had to realize and learn the number one rule of war. Work together, otherwise you crash and burn. PyCrash and Burn -TF2 fanfic-3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Portal: Before They Were CoresPortal: Before They Were Cores2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Before they were cores:
IDS (Pendleton, Wheatley)/Portal 2 Electrician. Black hair. Bright blue eyes.
He's probably one of the most plain and average employees of Aperature, working twice as hard and trying to be as good as the rest. Normally he just did basic repairs and maintenance and due to his clumsiness and poor judgment, he was kept from working on the more crucial projects. When something doesn't work Wheatley resorts to the last tactic: hit it until it does. He's an electrician, not a hacker. Even if he claims to be one. Nearly fired on several occasions, Cave Johnson saw Wheatley's determination, and
Remember RememberRemember Remember3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Remember Remember the 11th of November,
and all of the souls lost before today.
The battles won, the battles lost,
and how many families had to pray.
Remember Remember for those that cannot,
have hope for the future, if only because of the past.
Bow thy head for merely a moment,
and know this time will never be the last.
Remember Remember the gunfire we hear every day,
in cities, towns and playgrounds it echoes like an empty hull.
What has happened to our supposed peace,
sacrifices fall on deaf ears as our peace is null.
Remember Remember the 11th of November,
and all of the souls we lose every day.
The new battles and wars that
8th April, 19738th April, 19738 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Avignon knows that April has arrived;
a week has passed, and perfection closed -
who has seen the crazy life inside?
The Man recants, his life deformed, perhaps,
should shelter become intensified
and an easier existence found for tortured Art.
When War came, and open flowed expense,
can curling pleasure hurt the Earth
now that pain is documented?
In Heart's true strength the burden passed
into quiet ceasing moments; years;
fragrant pastures blaze in golden light.
She is softness, your Renaissance, old man;
ninety famous stretches, fulsome workaholic -
pretty Jacqueline, clothed at last; your love.
My Sister The DragonMy Sister The Dragon2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Warning: Draon and Human Sibling, Transformation, Micro Macro, Soft Safe Non Fatal Vore
In a small house a young boy by the name of Mike stood outside on a porch swing by himself. He was feeling bored and alone as he watched a sun. He loved the warm feelings of the sun's radiance. It was spring and the weather was always nice. At spring when the days were warm, the trees grew back, green lush leaves, and the fields' tall grass grew well into the forest. He had a feeling in his stomach that something different was going to happen.
Mike stood up, his red jacket almost coming off his black short-sleeve shirt. His brown h
I remember you from trainsI remember you from trains9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The next train to depart from Platform One will be the four-thirty-two, Flinders Street, stopping all stations to Flinders Street except East Richmond.
...And right on time again, she shows up. Yellow t-shirt and denim skirt. Today, she's wearing glasses that I haven't seen her with before and they make her look like a librarian, especially combined with the long, deep, deep, brown hair. I don't need to look her up and down like I have in the past. I have her memorised. After seeing her every Sunday at the same time for six weeks, I could almost convince myself that I know her. After all, I have seen a multitude of her moods. I know how she
-YGO IMing crack-mcnealgirl: omgwtfbbq 8D hello-YGO IMing crack-7 years ago in Humor More Like This
fruits_basket_51: AHHH 8D
fruits_basket_51: srry I was getting some food
fruits_basket_51: how are you? :3
mcnealgirl: *reading ygo tcg rules* Holy mother of God
mcnealgirl: good 8DDD
fruits_basket_51: I'm good XD;
fruits_basket_51: bored 8D
fruits_basket_51: So I'm reading tutorials XD
mcnealgirl: Holy crap, you can have as many cards as you want in your deck *shows up with a mountain of cards*
fruits_basket_51: are you serious!?
fruits_basket_51: On the