APH:RussiaClaimsYourComputerAPH:RussiaClaimsYourComputer4 years ago in Fan Fiction
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-Stakes a Soviet Russian Flag in your computer- This land, I do so declare as Russian soil, and let no wo/man put this declaration asunder, for I shall beat them over the head with my Vodka bottle if they do. And henceforth all that call this computer home, shall be known as Comrades, and as Russians. And if they do not agree with the terms of my declarations...whatever, because that's Russians for you.
Have a wonderful day comrade.
For more information contact:
Your Neighborly Comrade Association/ Russian Declaration/ Land Claiming Office
Idon T. Reallycare
"You go where you go, I'll stay where I am thanks."
In Cohorts with:
Smirnoff: The only vodka worth drinking.
Borscht Inc.: Borscht..it's what's for dinner!
Tiny Little Russians: Fast, Easy, and can fit in your pocket. Tiny little Russians, they're there for you!
Viadka: When it's the right time...will you be ready? Note: This drug is mixed with alcohol, and is no way shape or form any type of protection against