The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
simpsons tickling 2Bart and Lisa are sitting in front of the television watching Itchy and Scratch. Bart just starts mindlessly laughing before the cartoon even started. Lisa stairs at him with a confused look. Lisa asks "What are you laughing about the cartoon hasn't even come on yet?" Bart replies, "Because today I gave Millhouse such an atomic wedgie that he wouldn't walk right for a week." "Bart that is awful. Millhouse is suppose to be your friend, I'm telling mom," yelled Lisa. "No I don't think you will be telling anyone, because well you weren't look I slipped something in your drink, and you will be in about 3... 2... 1." Bart said smugly. By the time Bart finished talking, Lisa was out cold. He then slowly dragged his unconscious sister up to her room. He then is begun to tie her down to her bed. When Lisa finally awake she was tied to her very own bed. Looking down upon her was Bart snickering like a mad man. Bart began to slowly walk around her laughing and plotting. "Untie me, what the hellsimpsons tickling 25 years ago in Humor More Like This
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 26 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Top Movies that are not goodTop 10 that are not so good as everybody sayTop Movies that are not good3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
There are movies that considered good, to be that best of the year or ever, but as Penn and Teller woad tell you their no suck thing as the best, so lets dig in and get read for the hate mail coz here my Top 10 that are not so good as everybody say
10 Social network I didn't watch this but I think is completely pointless, and have plans watching it. The movie is about that guy who invent facebook, and hate facebook it pointless you can't meet anyone who like to meet and very annoying, I know movie is not about facebook and maybe a good movie but I'm sick of that guy and his web side
09 Transformers 2007 I hate what they did with this one, they destroy all what is Transformers in this movie, the characters are total about of place, the story is lame, human characters over rated in the movie, Megan Fox can't act and it does have lot to with origina
Toxic GadgetToxic Gadget10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
An Inspector Gadget/The Simpsons fanfic by TheShroudedAssassin.
It was a sunny day in metro city, Gadget was cleaning his car inside
the garage, Penny was outside reading a book on the doorstep and
Brain was outside playing in the garden, a strange ringing sound was
heard not long after.
"Uncle Gadget! isn't that the top secret gadget phone?" Asked Penny.
"Ah yes, you're right Penny!" Replied Gadget as he put the phone to
his right ear "Hello chief, is that you?".
"Of course it's me Gadget, who else would it be?!" Snapped chief
"Ah sorry chief, are you okay? you seem quite agitated." Said the
"Yes I'm fine Gadget, now that's get on with business, meet me at the
Springfield power plant right away! it's urgent!" Demanded chief
"Right chief, I'll be there as soon as I can." Gadget put down the
phone and walked towards Penny and Brain.
"What did chief Quimby say uncle?" Kindl
Kidnapped Chapter 2Kidnapped? Chapter 2Kidnapped Chapter 25 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Bart Simpson walked in his house and plopped on the couch. He reached for the remote and pressed the on button. Itchy & Scratchy was on, so he continued to watch TV. Marge walked in the room with a concerned look on her face.
"Bart, have you seen your sister Lisa?" she asked.
"She went to the library I think."
"How long has she been there?"
"I don't know."
"Did she say when she was coming back?"
"Okay, thanks Bart."
Marge walked in the kitchen and grabbed her car keys.
"Bart, stay here with Maggie, I'm running to the Kwik-E-Mart really quick, I'll be back in ten minutes."
"kay." Bart responded. As soon as she left, Bart grabbed the telephone and dialed Milhouse's number.
"Hey Milhouse wanna come over?"
"Well, I'm doing my homework..."
"Homework can eat my shorts."
"Okay I'll be over then-" and the dail tone was all left to hear. Bart hung up the phone and immediatley bursted in, panting.
"Sorry I took so long, Bart. I was looking for.
ABABABASol lay on the cool concrete, the raining that fell from the sky sliding down her back, wetting her gray fur. She looked at the hole in her side, her dark red blood seeping out. She had been shot a few hours before. She wasn't sad that she was dying in the streets, or the fact that she would go to Hell. She just didn't care. Sol blinked the rain water from her eyes, staring ahead, as if expecting something or someone to appear. She huffed and began to shake. Her wound was infected, and she was catching a cold in this weather.She knew this. Sol whimpered in pain as she tried to stand, which she didn't do. She fell, landing on her wounded side, causing her to let out a loud, ear drum ruining, screech. She knew what she had to do now. Lay and wait for someone to find her. But..ABABABA2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
who would find a rabbit in a empty town?
Love...WIP i guessLove.....Love...WIP i guess2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Love is something that makes you smile and sometimes completes your life sometimes love is amazing but then sometimes Love isn't filled with happiness. When you fall for someone who has perfect eyes,personality,and physical appearance...you tell them that you like them,they reject you because "they hate what you like,they hate your nationality,etc.". Then you feel upset and think "I wanna die,...i wanna kill myself" and people that you know just tell you "move on...." or "he/she is a *insert random curse here*"
"I Love you" three simple words but hard to say....
Ants Should Be Grand: SubtextAnts Should Be Grand: Subtext2 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
This essay contains spoilers for the Enthalpy comic "Empire of the Ants; or, Ants Should Be Grand". Please read it first if you don't want to be spoiled. Or, if you only want to read one thing, read that instead. It has pictures instead of boring, pretentious walls of text.
The giant monster films of the 1950s are generally supposed to be metaphors for the destructiveness of atomic power. The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, Godzilla, The Beginning of the End... the monsters in all of these films resulted in some fashion from testing nuclear bombs. One of the seminal creature features to feature a creature mutated to enormous size by atomic radiation was the 1954 giant ant film Them!. As the first and still most prominent example in the "big bug" genre, and as a paragon of Atomic Age sci-fi in general, it's not a stretch to say Them! (and consequently its star, the giant ant) is perhaps second only
My Personal Love Letter to Walt DisneyWhat Walt Disney did for me was what Edd Gould did for me. Both had to take on massive responsibilities and even risked their own lives to make the people that looked up to each of them happy and satisfied.My Personal Love Letter to Walt Disney8 months ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
I think what made Walt Disney such a pioneer of the twentieth century was that he was always focused on bringing the world into the next century. He never believed in looking to the past, and for the majority of the time he was always glancing over the fact that he would die one day, but still acknowledged that he would. And even if he won’t live to see the twenty-first century, he felt he should at least get the chance to make it good for everyone else.
He didn’t care about his own personal gain and never had a selfish mind. It was always about what the public wanted and how they were going to get it, even during tough times like the Great Depression and World War II. He believed in worlds that exist beyond our imagination and vision, and dedicated himself into bringing
A poem for psycobri:I see you there withA poem for psycobri:3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Such sad eyes
What could be wrong?
What did they do to you?
Please don't be sad
It makes me feel so bad.
Do you want a hug?
Ok, here's one for you and
One for the world
I wish that
I could make all the
Hurt in the world's heart go away
But sadly I'm only one girl
But the least I can do is
Start with you and
Maybe one day that world.
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
Mint and Link old story "Awoooooooooooooooooooooo" howled a young female wolf named Mint. She was on a mountain looking around. She padded around and looked for some food.Mint and Link old story1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Crack! She turned around slowly and saw a squirrel. She leaped and landed on the squirrel. She bit it's neck and it grew limp.
"Food!" said Mint. She was starving. She ate and lay down. "I am stuffed" she said to herself. She closed her eyes and slept.
Sniff, sniff, sniff. Mint's eyes opened fast. She saw a small fawn grazing on grass, but it wasn't sniffing. What was sniffing, she wondered. Growl, went her stomach. She was hungry. There was a deer right there, but what was that sniffing.
"grrrrrrrr .." growled something. All of a sudden Mint saw a gray flash or was it red and brown. Mint looked and the deer was gone.
"Darn " Mint said. CRACK! A buck! A feast! "Yes!" cheered M
The Rescue - Chapter 3The RescueThe Rescue - Chapter 31 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The sun was shining in a lush rainforest. The rays of sun were beaming down through the thick leaves of these tropical trees growing into heights. The green bird was hopping from branch to branch, seeking something from the ground below. It had been a night's and then a day's time since he left Sangue-Padre.
Linda's macaw was on his own mission. He knew why those nightmares kept coming to her and why the other strange occurrences kept coming to the ship and it's crew. Ever since Lady Riddle had been kidnapped by the evil Graven Witches, led by Sarcia, a very powerful supernatural being.
The macaw was there. He was there the night Lady Riddle had been captured. He saw the creepy, gargoyle-like creatures. He had been hiding under some sacks, because he was sleeping there. Due to a hot night. And somehow, he had the either lucky or unlucky chance to see it all. The climate was warm where the ship sailed that night. And the bird sensed some strange energy around the sh
Cleverbot and Me.Cleverbot and Me.Cleverbot and Me.1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Ello govnah.
User: Hahaha, what!?
Cleverbot: Nothing, I just feel like laughing at lesser beings.
User: Pssht, yea right.
Cleverbot: Yea wrong.
User: No, right!
Cleverbot: No, wrong. (.
User: I said, right!!!
Cleverbot: Can you help me?
User: Okay, in what?
Cleverbot: You have a question. Is that your question?
User: So you want me to debate philosophies... Yes, it's my question. Obviously.
User: Alright. Here's another question for you: do you seriously want me to help you in anything?
Cleverbot: That never occoured.
Cleverbot: Should I date Cameron Scaccia?
User: Haha, who is that?
Cleverbot: My friend.
User: Unless she is going to friendzone you, go ahead.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your friend?
User: Ehh, why not?
Cleverbot: Becoues she called me a female dog so I called her a male dog and then we were fighting and know we are not friend anymore.
Cleverbot: What does th
A worthless plea.A worthless plea.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am only 16, my life has just begun, and still i have tried to end it. Yes i have tried again.
All the plans I have laid, they rush through my head, one by one I rule them out, some stay as options, hanging from a rope, jumping from the bridge, taking an overdose of something.
I know it is stupid of me to end something that has just begun, but in this moment I can't think of anything bright. No, wait, I can think of them, but they are not bright anymore. I see no light right now.
I would ask for you to come and be with me, if only for a little while, just so I won't feel so alone in this house. And still, I can't make myself do it, I really do not wish for you to see me so miserable as I am.
You have seen me cry before, I think you all have, in some way, and even if there aren't tears, my eyes and soul have been crying, and begged for you to see it and take me to a timeout.
I have been crying and screaming from the top of my lungs, teared up the scars on my body and pulled my hair.
The worldThe world2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A wise man told me once: "This world is not more than what you make it into." He was right.
This world is not more than what your eyes can behold, there can be poverty, but you can't see it. There can be sadness, but you can't see it. There can be happiness, but you can't see it.
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder; it is not for the world to judge. It's for you.
Beauty, it can be found in the simplest thing. An old street, rays of the sun hitting calm water, the snow that is silently falling outside, a soothing melody.
Everywhere you look there is beauty, both in humans and in places, but sometimes, you have to look hard to find it, because at the first glance, it is hiding from you. So the next time you are outside, don't just walk by everything around you like you are in a haze, but take the time to study the world, take time to really look, and you will find beauty in the most unexpected places.
Every corner, every street, every season, they are all hiding their own
Leave me beLeave me be2 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
That thing that moste of you see as something way too cute, or really touching.
What you see is like Hell in my eyes. In my eyes Love storries are piss on paper.
Way to big wishes and a dreamers tale... Just empty words.
The thing you listen in bliss or because its beautiful.
I listen to it, and i can't hear anything at all,
because at that point i have alreaddy broken both my eardrums so that i cant hear that song.
You look at them and think "awww how cute" or maybe you think, "aww i wish that was me..".
I look at them but see nothing,
becuase at that point i have closed my eyes and wishing that they would just dropp dead.
I have nothing more to say than Fuck Off to you right now.
Just leave me be and dont look at me again.
Just leave me be and dont speak to me again.
Just leave me be.... and dont think about me ever again.
Collection of Songs in Skyrim - EdittedCOLLECTION OF SONGSCollection of Songs in Skyrim - Editted8 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
written by the bards of Skyrim
slightly editted by me (2 songs)
The Song of The Dragonborn (The Dragonborn Comes)
Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's heart,
I tell you, I tell you, the Dragonborn comes.
With a Voice wielding power of the ancient Nord art,
Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes.
It's an end to the evil, of all Skyrim's foes,
Beware, beware, the Dragonborn comes.
For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows,
You'll know, You'll know, the Dragonborn's come.
Ragnar the Red
Ohh, there once was a hero
named Ragnar the Red
who came riding from Whiterun
from ole Rorikstead!
And the braggart did swander
and brandish his blade
as he told of the bold battles
and gold he had made!
But then he went quiet,
did Ragnar the Red,
when he met the shieldmaiden
Matilda who said:
"Ohh, you talk and you lie
and you drink all our mead
now I think it's high time
that you lie down and bleed!"
And so the bragga