Things I Will NOT do to LestatThings I Will NOT do to Lestat6 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. I will not pretend to be Lestat on Myspace.
2. I will not make Lestat listen to me sing "I Want More"
3. I will not carve my name into Lestat's coffin.
4. I will not under any circumstances ask Lestat if he can sign my bra.
5. I will not pay Louis and Lestat to make out with each other.
6. I will not hide in Lestat's coffin right before dawn.
7. I will not buy Lestat a volvo and give him directions to Edward's house.
8. I will not ask Lestat to eat Edward for breakfast.
9. I will not ask Lestat to put Bella out of her misery.
10. I solemnly swear to NOT sneak up on Lestat while dressed as Akasha.
11. I will not give Lestat a lengthy lecture on the healthy benefits of Spinach.
12. I will not go into Lestat's house while he isn't there and try on his clothes.
13. I will not ask Lestat for an interview.
14. I will not try to teach Lestat and Louis the Macarena.
15. I will not paint Lestat's toenails bright pink.
16. I will not sneak into Lestat's house looking for a lock of his hair.