Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Welcome to Hell 11I stood there, staring up at the girl that I had known was a hunter since the second moment that I had laid eyes on her several weeks prior. Her smug smile was starting to get under my skin now, even though I had willingly stepped forward to protect the other students. I was scared. I did not want to die. I did not think anyone ever truly wanted to die once they were faced with the harsh truth of it. Then I felt a hand grip mine tightly and I looked up at the owner, my eyes going wide with fear and surprise.Welcome to Hell 114 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Dmitri..." I whispered, unable to believe that he was standing there next to me when I had been trying to protect everyone, him most of all. He turned his eyes to me at my breathless whispered and gave me a small, sad smile.
"No matter what the choice is that you make, Timber, I plan to always stand beside you. It's where I belong. At you side forever more," he said softly. I whimpered a bit, feeling a rush of overwhelming emotion starting to bubble up.
"As is where we belong as w
DespertarDespertar2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Era un hermoso día en Danville. Los pájaros cantaban, las mariposas volaban y todo parecía estar en paz. Cielo azul, aunque en los alrededores de la ciudad había bastantes nubes…acababa o iniciaría una tormenta.
Pero “parecía”, claro. Como gotica, no suelo ver la belleza de un día como este. Ni uno más bello lo identificaría como tal, bello. Aunque ahora ni siquiera las palabras “bonito” o “bueno” podían describirlo. Sinceramente para mí no era nada de eso en aquel momento. Oficialmente era el peor día de mi vida. El peor de todos, superando cualquier otro momento horrible como…mejor no lo diré.
Acababa de cortar con mi novio, ahora ex-novio, Monty Monograma.
Sinceramente nunca nos llevamos del todo “bien”. Les explicare con más detalle.
Verán, Monty y yo nos conocimos de mera casualidad hace ya algunos años, cuantos en realidad no estoy segura, pero aproximo unos 4 o 5 años.
A pesar de que nuestros padres fueran parte d
Futuro-Mamá esa chica se parece mucho a la tía Isabella -cuando escucho decir esto a Amanda, dirigiéndose a la Candace del futuro, una sola idea salta en mi cabeza haciendo eco e inevitablemente tengo que decirla en voz alta.Futuro1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
-Oíste eso Candace, voy a casarme con Phineas!
-O Ferb -me responde ella dejando mi mente en blanco.
Dirijo mi vista al peliverde y este me giña un ojo mientras hace un gesto con su mano señalándome. Bueno lo que dice Candace es verdad, para ser tía de Amanda tendría que casarme con Phineas o... Ferb.
Miro fijamente al chico frente a mí y de pronto todo desaparece a nuestro alrededor, es como si el mundo estuviera deshabitado, excepto por mi amigo y yo. El tiempo pasa en un santiamén y de repente ya somos unos adolescentes; Ferb lleva lentes negros, una chaqueta de cuero del mismo color y unos pantalones de mezclilla algo ajustados que caen sutilmente hasta sus tenis plateados. Por alguna ex
pnf : Amigos Inseparables... p23phineas cojio con cuidado a isabella y la puso en la silla de ruedaspnf : Amigos Inseparables... p232 years ago in Profiles More Like This
al llegar a la cafeteria,phineas pidio dos chocolates calientes y de pronto a phineas se le vino un recuerdo del pasado que debia hablarlo urgentemente,no decidio esperad
phineas: izy,esta rico el choco?
isabella: mmm....,esta buenisimo,te calienta el cuerpo bastante....
phineas: si...jaja...,em,isa,te quiero consultar una cosa del pasado que no pense preguntartelo aqui...pero debi decirlo,puedo?
isabella: claro!,que es?
phineas: isa,recuerdas cundo estabamos en el insti y asap...bueno....,"traga saliva" te hizo...eso,al acabar casi todo....,tu me dijiste que querias hacerlo por primera vez conmigo....,la verdad,me sorprendio......mucho y no se que debia decir en esos momentos asi que...
isabella: "o///o" bueno,que quieres decir...con esto?
phineas: a lo que quiero llegar se...de verdad querias decir eso? si no te molesta!
isabella: SI! queria decirlo,pasa...pasa algo?,la verdad no quiero hablar de eso....fue...como u
Reunion TerraxVenThe darkness surrounds me and I know that Sora has finally released me from Master Xehanort's firm hold. I feel so light that it is almost too good to be true.Reunion TerraxVen4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A beam of light pierces through the darkness and I find myself standing on thin, clear glass. As I reach out to touch the warm beam I realize that I'm solid...not a ghost or spirit or whatever one can be...but solid.
There is no possible way...But if I am here then could that mean that Ven is here as well?
I let my hand grip at the clothing covering my heart and I can feel it ache just as it had when I watched that evil man freeze Ven solid and drop him off the side of the cliff.
No, he's alive I know it!
Pulling back from the glow I feel the cold start to creep towards me. I set my shoulders and keep my head high as I begin walking blindly.
I have to find my friend...I have to find the one I love.
Empty memories of all I've done consistently float in and out of focus before my eyes as I struggle to keep goi
Prisoner of War**Prisoner of War3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rating: Mature for later chapters
Characters: Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger
Draco groaned in pain as he was awoken from his sleep. He gripped his forearm tightly, urging the pain to subside, but he knew it would not until he was in the presence of the Dark Lord.
He glared at his Dark Mark as he pulled his robe and mask out of a dresser drawer. He quickly dressed and left, heading to the ballroom.
This was all Potter's fault.
Draco blamed Potter for the situation he was in. If he had stayed and fought the Dark Lord instead of running, then he probably would have won and You-Know-Who would have been dead. He blamed Potter on the fact the Lord Voldemort ruled all of wizarding Brittan.
But most of all, Draco blamed Harry Potter for the death of his mother.
After Narcissa had lied to the Dark Lord, telling him the Harry Potter was dead, Lord Voldemort was furious. Draco shuddered remembering what he did to his mother.
He hated Harry Potter.
But as much as he hated his old childhoo
A familiar stranger part 2Wendy took a few minutes to digest the information. Eric Cartman: the fat, racist, sexist, just generally prejudiced, manipulative, schemeing, selfish asshole... had helped HER? His second biggest enemy next to Kyle Broflovski? Ok so maybe she wasn't his second biggest enemy anymore after all of that Scott Tenorman shit went down, but she was still pretty high up on the list of his least favourite people, which happened to be everyone except himself. Pushing her chair out from underneath the breakfast bar, Wendy stormed off to search for her backpack, no way was she staying here. The smirk instantly fell from Eric's face, being replaced by a look of confusion "What the hell are you doing now?" he asked, following her back into the bedroom.A familiar stranger part 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Where is it asshole?" Wendy questioned through gritted teeth as she struggled to pull her purple, stiletto heeled boots on. Once she had succeeded she straightened up and looked him in the eyes, ignoring the slight twinge in her stomach when violent
Jealousy, or Lack ThereofA/N: I swear to god, I sat down to write the final chapter of "Gonna Be All Right", but this popped out instead. I'm not complaining, I actually really like this, but, y'know. Just for clarification... All right, so, I know it's horribly cliché that the two girls in this fic are the generic, clueless, and lovesick idiots. When I started writing, they were actually going to be Ferb's friends and not just his partners but... I reaaaallllyyyy wanted to use the "so high school" line. It was too good to pass up. Anyway, enjoy it for what it's worth!Jealousy, or Lack Thereof5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Phineas and Ferb belong to Disney, not me. (Obviously.) And I'm not making any profit from writing this. (More like the opposite. I was up til 5 in the damn morning finishing this thing. My sleep pattern is all out of whack, man.)
Jealousy, Or Lack Thereof by A. K. Freeman
Phineas Flynn was notorious for being oblivious beyond belief when it came to romance. Ferb didn't really mind,
Kiss the BoyKurt looked around the lagoon, fiddling with the bottom of the shirt he was wearing. He still wasn't used to wearing these clothes. They were so confining, though he did love the way they looked.Kiss the Boy4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Kurt's eyes found their way onto Blaine. He was rowing the small boat, his muscular arms flexing and mesmerizing Kurt. Even after spending all day with Blaine, Kurt was still left breathless at how handsome he was.
Blaine grinned at him as he continued to row into this dark part of the lagoon. It was beautiful. The water sparkled in the setting sun and the wildlife was making beautiful noises all around them.
Oh god, Blaine looked so beautiful.
Kurt opened his mouth. He wanted to say so but no sound came out.
He was still mourning his voice. He wished that Blaine would just kiss him so he could speak and sing again.
"I wish you could speak," said Blaine with a sad smile. Kurt nodded in agreement.
Then, with embarrassment, Kurt noticed that Rachel, his crab friend, was balancing on a nearb
Todas las aves ponen huevos? 2Lo que comenzó como una divertida broma de la cual Rigby disfrutaba viendo a Mordecai muy maternal junto al huevo, poco a poco fue haciéndole menos gracia ante la seriedad de este y su "imposibilidad laboral" por tener que cuidar del huevo por tiempo completo dejándole el doble de trabajo y tareas en el parque.Todas las aves ponen huevos? 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
- Oh vamos Mordecai! Ya deja ese estúpido huevo por un momento y ayúdame con esto!! Se quejo intentando levantar un tronco del camino-
- Como llamaste a Jame?!
- Al escuchar eso deja el tronco sumamente sorprendido- Le pusiste nombre?
- Claro que si!
- Sacude la cabeza volviendo en si- No puedes dejar de trabajar solo por cuidar ese huevo! No es justo!
- Y si yo no lo cuido quien lo hará? Tú? Ja! Tú no puedes ni cuidar de vos mismo
- (Esto ya ah ido demasiado lejos) Mordecai, enserio ya vasta! Ese huevo en realidad !
- Que rayos están haciendo?!
Ambos voltearon sobresaltados encontrándose con Benson quien los miraba de
Let Heaven Guide Your WayLet Heaven Guide Your Way3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Heaven is a vibrant city glistening with snow
Hell is damned eternity where flesh is rotting slow
Heaven is a festival where silence can't be found
Hell is filled with hatred, eating death and shitting vows
Heaven is so beautiful, I cannot wait to see
Hell is so disgraceful, lacking decency
A soul that floats is bound to reach the gates of heaven's feet
A soul that sinks, revolts, and bleeds will likely gnash its teeth
Heaven's full of meek and cheer, the quiet are allowed
Hell overflows with bastard sinners, shouting all aloud
So fight your fight and stay upright lest Hell reserve your stay
Let pain dissolve but most of all, Let Heaven guide your way
Nuz: History LessonNuz: History Lesson3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Note: The writer of this
comic has a terrible sense of time, and therefore all increments of
time will be made known in an incredibly vague fashion. Such as
frequent uses of the phrase "long ago" and "over
Long ago(See?), Humans and
Pokemon existed separately. Pokemon would be befriended and contained
within Pokeballs for traveling convenience, and they would compete in
battling tournaments together with a human trainer. One day, an
eccentric scientist and trainer created a machine which allowed
humans and pokemon to fuse into one body. The effect was absolutely
permanent, but it allowed the human body to obtain all of the
Pokemon's awesome powers, although it shifted their physical
appearance to one that reflected the body of the original Pokemon
Soon, trainers were taking
this opportunity to gain what can be considered super powers and
fused themselves with a Pokemon. The population of these new hybrids
quickly increased, until soon it was becoming dangerous to NO
For Your Birthday-Chapter 2How to Make a Time Machine and Past FriendsFor Your Birthday-Chapter 23 years ago in Settings More Like This
A cheer went up among all the Pinkie Pies and her other friends as they exited the Hall of Brainy Stuff and began the long dangerous journey back to the Land of Parties.
"Don't mind me. I was just here all alone. By myself. In the dark--hoping not get eaten by wolves," Rocky said as he saw them exit the Hall of Brainy Stuff.
"What kind of wolves would eat rocks?" Mr. Turnip asked.
After the long and dangerous five-minute journey, the dream party resumed full force, but Pinkie Pie would not let anything get in the way of her goal; even a good game of pin the tail on the pony.
Pinkie Pie spent her remaining dream time examining the diagram, making note of where she could find all the parts. When she woke up, she was immediately at her paper and crayons and recreated the diagram she had seen in her
RelicI sighed.Relic3 years ago in Horror More Like This
I'd finally beaten Pokémon Black!
I set the DSi down and looked at my computer screen- seems someone on Facebook had something interesting to tell me.
I observed my Pokémon distribution page once more for new Pokémon requests before answering.
My friend proceeded to give me a series of numbers and some instructions which I read aloud to myself.
"Set numbers as both the primary and secondary DNS for wifi, and connect to the GTS like normal for free event shinies- Meloetta, Keldeo, and Genesect."
Cool, those events weren't supposed to be available for another while, and having them shiny was a bonus for me.
I quickly wrote down the DNS: 094 125 160 065.
I smiled and turned my DSi back on, immediately I changed the settings and connected to the GTS.
Upon entering I was taken to the animation of a pokeball opening.
I kept going in again and again until I had all three events and then I saved my game.
I changed the DNS back to normal and went to be
Favs and Least Favs from Fav FranchisesFavs and Least Favs from Fav Franchises2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Favorite & Least Favorite Games from Some of my Favorite Franchises
Note: It's a PERSONAL list, and I'll only cover games I've played. Also, all of these aren't necessarily what I think are the BEST or the WORST, but they are what I consider to be what they are, Personal Favorites/Least Favs.
Also, I wanna point out that I couldn't talk about ALL the franchises that I consider great favorites. By the time I got about 75% of it all done, I lost too much interest to continue. I deeply apologize but, please enjoy this segment with what I was able to provide.
Favorite - Super Mario Galaxy 2/Super Mario 3D Land
I know I'm not the only one who thinks the mainstream Mario games (mainly the 3D ones) just get b
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"