Swan Princess: Crack FictionThe Swan PrincessSwan Princess: Crack Fiction7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
King Will's Castle:
Narrator: A princess is born to King William and named Odette.
Crowd: *hat throw*
Still King Will's Castle:
Derek: I'm giving you this locket with a swan on it that is in no way hinting as to what animal that evil sorcerer in the back of the room is going to turn you into later on in the story.
Audience: Um, the movie is called 'The Swan Princess.' It's not that hard to figure out.
King Will and Queen Ruberta: *decide to force their two children to play with each other all summer every summer in the hopes that they will fall in love, get married, and their two kingdoms will be joined together for some reason*
Rothbart: *is at the coronation even though the narrator just said he didn't care whatsoever about Odette's birth*
Rothbart's Cave of Evil:
Narrator: Rothbart wants King William's kingdom.
Dark Arts: *poofgrowl*
King Will's men: *attack*
Dark Arts: *are plunged into darkness*
King Will: I banish you, making it completely o