You're a Mean One, Dr. DoofYou're a Mean One, Dr. Doof3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You're a mean one, Dr. Doof,
You really are a grump,
You're as pleasant as a pimple,
You're as smooth as a lump,
You're an empty tuna can that's been thrown on the dump!
You're a monster, Dr. Doof,
You give us all a scare!
You're as kind and gentle
As a rabid polar bear,
I wouldn't touch you with a 100-year-old dusty chair!
You're a vile one, Dr. Doof,
I'm really sure of that,
You have all the charming cuteness
Of a one-eyed vampire bat,
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the one-eyed vampire bat!
You're a rotter, Dr. Doof,
Your plans are so monstrous,
You're wacky and you're crazy,
You're so mischievous,
You're as kind-hearted as General Grievous!
You're a foul one, Dr. Doof,
You're a moldy old french fry,
You're wicked and you're schemeful
That we can't deny,
Your mind is so ill and twisted that it makes you even more insane than good old Brundlefly!
You nauseate me, Dr. Doof,
You ain't no Santa Claus,
Your nose is shar
MB: Winter Wonderland Chp 2The next few days he'd continuously stopped by Indi's home. Always he appeared at random times and tried to find ways to 'play' little games with her. Today was no different from any of those! He'd finished his daily sweep of snow and was just getting ready to take off. That is until his brother distracted him. "HOLD IT!!!" Heat Miser shouted toward his brother as he folded his arms. Snow Miser stopped in his tracks almost immediately. Turning his head he glanced at his brother.MB: Winter Wonderland Chp 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"HMN? Oh...! It's Mr. Flaming Cheese Brain! What is it brother...? I'm in a little bit of a hurry...!" Motioning toward Northville Snow Miser frowned impatiently.
"Don't tell me you're going to see that mortal again!" Angered by his brother's careless behavior Heat Miser flared up. "This is the 5th time this week!! I'm still surprised that neither Mother nor any of our family have noticed!! You're really pushing your luck! Normally I wouldn't give a hoot, but, your co
FOP - GoodnightRating: K+.FOP - Goodnight4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Warnings: not utterly happy, but nothing to worry about. Beware: Good grammar.
Disclaimer: Fairly OddParents belong to Butch Hartman.
The child's voice echoed in the empty sitting room as Timmy Turner, age eleven, pushed the front door open and entered, dragging his school bag behind him with a clearly exhausted face.
The day had been bad, and he wanted nothing more than get something hot to drink and maybe watch some TV.
First, he'd missed the bus to school, which led him to walking there on his own and getting detention because of that not to mention it had been raining like hell, and he had no change of clothes with him, which meant having to stay all day at school with wet, squishy and cold clothes.
Then he had been used as target for Francis to practice his garbagethrowing skills on, followed by receiving another F i
MB: Winter Wonderland Chp 6Having been distracted by the people who cheered him on Heat Miser hadn't noticed that his brother and Indi slipped away. "C'mon...! Hurry...!" Holding his hand tightly in hers, she lead Snow Miser down a path. "I don't want your brother to catch up..!" Call it selfish but she just wanted to be alone with him. She wanted his attention on her rather than his brother, that and she was concerned for the safety of others. "You and your brother are dangerous to have around a lot of people. There are so many that could've been hurt..! Still....You were really awesome..!" Shyly she looked away and toward the trees.MB: Winter Wonderland Chp 66 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Thanks.." Looking at her Snow Miser blushed until he noticed she wasn't holding the trophy. "AH! W-Where's the trophy?!" Instantly he paused and looked around for it.
"Oh that...? I gave it to this little girl and her father. They tried so hard...and had so much fun with building their snowman. They deserved it more than we did really. I
Demon Dealings - Ch 1OK, folks. This is my first fan fiction so please be gentle. If you are not, know that I will rain down a thousand curses upon you while I do the mexican hat dance. Scary, huh?Demon Dealings - Ch 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Setting: Takes place in the Samurai Jack universe, well after the episode in which Jack puts the hurt on our lord Demongo.
Disclaimer stuff: I dont own anything from the Samurai Jack show. Genndy Tartakovsky, in his sheer brilliance, made it all up and is responsible for the huge amount of pleasure we fans have derived from it since. I do own my OC, Alex, and OC Andy belongs to my fellow minion ANDREAc, and this story is dedicated to her.
The hollow thunk of a sandwich being roughly tossed onto a plate made me look up sharply from my laptop screen.
Look, you could at least try it before you pass judgment, I scolded, a little hurt. I take
Let It ShineHer eyes are like fire, although their color is blue as ice. Fitting, one would suppose, for the girl who wields flames like an extension of her being, a physical part of her own soul. She dances gracefully with them when she calls them forth, treating her control over the flames as a game they answer her like eager puppies, more than willing to do as she asks. She uses them with deadly precision, the flames that inhabit her, she makes them sing and roar as they race for her target.Let It Shine4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She has a temper to match, a temper as explosive and unpredictable as a newly-lit bottle rocket. The fuse is short and the result is a terrible burst of color and energy that is also strange and haunting to watch. She is a proud creature, one too haughty to admit when she's wrong, so smug when she's right. She's not afraid to use her surprising strength whenever necessary and not. Her life is a whirlwind of color and love and strength and beauty and he loves her for it.
His eyes are nothing sp
Alice and Onwards - OneAlice and Onwards - One6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Of course, if it hadn't rained, the whole business would probably never have happened. Alice would have wandered right back up the garden path and gone into the house and never looked into the little tool-shed at all, and that would have been that.
But it did rain. The signs were there some time before the axe actually fell, in the gradual darkening of the summer sky, the whistle of wind picking up in the trees and even the distant rumble of impatient thunder. Alice might have known better, but then she had always been the sort to make excuses, rationalizing and justifying, and just now she had decided that it couldn't possibly start to rain very hard within the next quarter-hour or so, and anyway, she wanted to look at the roses. They were in full bloom and very lovely, even to Alice who had never been especially fond of flowers. One might say, then, that it was partly the fault of the roses, or even
Let it Snow - Chapter 7The two phantoms reached their home quietly floating back in through the walls. The lengthy phantasm placed a hand to his forehead, both eyes closed tightly. "Fatso...can I see those...?" Stretch piped quietly looking over at his little brother. Fatso whose face was also riddled with worry for his brother nodded, handing the documents over to his eldest brother. "T'nights going to be a long night..." Stretch grumbled softly to himself, staring at the very old pictures. Softly the two began to talk about things that they saw in the photos. So many memories rushing back to them. However, it was the journal entries that would hit home on the two silent specters. It was very eerie how the man had managed to draw the three of them so perfectly as ghosts. "Blast dat guy...and his skills...Makes me wish he'd gone mad a lil earlier!" Sneering Stretch spoke through his teeth.Let it Snow - Chapter 76 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Yeah...but uh...How'd he get those pictures...?" Fatso questioned pointing to the photos. Stretch placed a hand to his
waulX tanya fanfict.waulX tanya fanfict.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
~Tanya x Waul~
"So where's the girl you left behing?"
It was late winter and school was still in, in fact the little mouslings were taking their last midterm exams and were getting off early.
"I can't believe that science one was so easy! I thought I would have done badly, but I got an A." said Tanya carrying to study for her test tomorrow.
"Ah you always get straight A's, while the not so bright types have to deal with straight D's." This was one of Tanya's classmates, Sharice, A tomboyish Tawny mouse with bands jutting out a bit and short hair.
"Oh you could pass if you tried."
"I could try but I don't wanna, anyways don't you have a job as well Miss diva?"
Tanya blushed a deep red; it had been a while since someone out of her family called her a diva and meant it. Tanya still danced and sang at
I Dare You to Move pg5I Dare You to Move pg57 years ago in Humor More Like This
I Dare You To Move pg 5
By Butterscotch WM
A Cindy Lou x JoJo pairing!
There was no such thing as a quiet day at the McDodd residence. It was shortly after school and many of the Mayors girls were already pouring into through the front door, chatting in their high-pitched squeals, giggling and twirling their colorful locks of hair. Sally McDodd was just walking out from the kitchen, ready with open arms as each of the girls ran to take their turn at giving mommy a hug.
Mommy!! Mommy! The first girl happily cried out as she ran into her mother.
Looking down, Sally recognized one of her younger daughters, Hooley, who was about four years old. She bent over and wrapped her in a big bear hug and kissed her on the forehead.
Hi, hun! How was your day? Sally asked cheerfully.
I made it all the way across the hopscotch today, mommy! Hooley exclaimed with big, shining bl
AT - Beauty and the BeastBeauty and the BeastAT - Beauty and the Beast7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Finally. He finally had her at his mercy, cornered and with her back to the boarding supporting the general store. He squatted down, his monocle gleaming in the sunlight, causing her to raise her arms to block the glint before she had been temporarily blinded. The glare died down after he adjusted the piece of rounded glass on his face, and once she could look him in the face again, she glared.
I thought you were run out of town, she said, her hands turning into tight fists against the skirt of her dress.
He chuckled, recalling rather unpleasant memories if only for the sake of humoring her. What goes around comes around. Including the train, my dear. It was all at matter of patience that assured my return.
The glare turned into a look that made his blood boil. She was smirking at him, lips tight and eyes narrowed on him. And won't your owner miss you? She knew from the beginning he had been too high class to be a s
HSSLoB CH: 1Chapter 1: Final MomentsHSSLoB CH: 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
The most unexplainable thing on Earth that has ever happened started on a clear peaceful Halloween night on the surface world. Well, it wasn't entirely peaceful; There were kids running around while hunting with their sweet tooth's craving for the one thing in the world that would satisfy their hunger--candy. Unknown to the Trick-or-Treaters though, in the next hour, the whole concept of Trick-or-Treating would be completely reversed.
Deep within the bowels of the Underworld, hundreds of candy troopers, tanks, ice cream catapults, flying peppermints, and a marshmallow bunny stood by a secluded field barely filled with any trees (or in this case, lollipops) or hills. Some soldiers swiped a good glance at the purple sky while others stared at the ground. No matter what they were looking at, it was quite obvious what they all were actually doing. They were waiting.
"All right!" the marshmallow rabbit barked, grabbing the attention of his massive
Let it Snow - Chapter 5"Here here I found it! This is the store for Kats stuff!" Melle grinned and pointed to a clothes store which also had a bunch of perfumes, jewelry and other fun girlie like things.Let it Snow - Chapter 56 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Eh...? AAH!" Stinkie actually came to and waved his hands in fright. "Uh...heheh...I...I uh..dun do stores like dis!" He shuddered in fear as he stared at every single perfume that was in sight.
"Aaww, c'mon Stinkie, pleeaassssee? For me...? I don't wanna go in alone!" Melle played the old puppy dog eye trick on him, clasping her hands together. Fearfully he grunted looking between Melle and the store and then to Melle. Groaning
Stinkie finally shook his head and gave in. "BUT! I ain't goin' NO-WHERE NEAR that perfume, y'got it!" He stated sternly placing his pointer finger on her nose.
"Oh yeah, sure sure I got it!" Grinning nervously she winked.
Stinkie's eyebrows went flat as he glared grumpily at her and hunched. He didn't believe a word that she just said for some reason. "Ok, let's check out the cloth
-blood--blood-6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
That smile HAUNTS me,
in my DREAMS...
HE'S taunting me,
or so it seems...
WHY can't i RUN?
"where would you go?"
YOU'RE hiding SOMEPLACE...
"that may be so..."
If I flee,
HE will give chase.
In my MIND,
i see HIS face...
an eerie LAUGH,
a far-off distance...
"How foolish to try and FIGHT
out of the shadows,
all my FEARS...
those claws reach out,
HE holds me tight...
within that instant,
I feel him BITE...
HIS cold, wet tounge
against my skin...
my BODY stiffens,
the fangs sink in.
He laps my blood
I feel a sense of
with all the PAIN,
comes a great PLEASURE
He sets me free,
BUT holds me still...
down my spine,
I feel a CHILL...
The demon LICKS,
and leaves his MARK.
I close my eyes,
as all goes DARK...
Sweet and Sour - Chapter 2Sweet and Sour - Chapter 26 years ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 2: Marshmallows and Mischief
Cream trotted ahead, with Cheese flying next to her. Shadow followed behind them, a bit puzzled by his own feelings. He should have been annoyed at having to accompany this child, but her happy mood seemed to eat away at his bitterness. Still, his stubborn pride diligently fought off the impulse to smile as he watched her skip along.
After walking in silence for a few minutes, Cream fell back to walk alongside the dark hedgehog. She looked up at him, at which point he made sure to harden his expression.
"So, Shadow-san," she began, "have you done your Christmas shopping yet?"
"No, not really," Shadow answered simply, continuing to stare straight ahead.
"Oh, I haven't finished my shopping yet, either," she continued, not deterred in the least. "We've been shopping with my mother all morning. It can be quite tiring after a while!"
"Hm, indeed." Annoyance sparked up again.
"Who do you need to shop for, Shadow-san?"
Laffy x Yakko = haters? GROW UP -UPDATE-I'm going to write this in a text deviation instead of journal, because i clear journals very often while deviations stay forever in my gallery.Laffy x Yakko = haters? GROW UP -UPDATE-2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
This deviation is my opinion and maybe also a critique about a few idiots that attack Laffy about imagining a relationship with a cartoon character Yakko Warner from the tv show Animaniacs.
Laffy showed me a few messages that were sent to her box on youtube and i also saw so many hating comments under this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bJsXVBo7sY
And i was quite amused by all those jerks... And so here is one message to them all who attack Laffy for any reason and mainly for putting her OC named Laffy as well into a relationship wiht Yakko.
Are you normal, people?! All those people there in comment act like if they couldnt separate a reality from imagination =.=" Eventhough it is not bad to have some own world, own story, own dreams and such, but there is still some BORDER! And these people crossed the border already...
I'll give an e
My Mr. Turtle - Chapter 01: MadelynMadelyn Dearing was one lucky girl. She had all these neat little dresses to wear, a room full of dolls, stuffed animals, and other toys after a little girl's fancy, and a father that would do anything to see his little darling happy.My Mr. Turtle - Chapter 01: Madelyn1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
That was on the outside, though. If anyone dug any deeper he might have realized that all these fancy things Madelyn owned were just some sort of a distraction to let her forget about the one thing that was missing in her life – a mother.
Madelyn had lost her mother in a car accident when she was two. She had nearly no memory of her. And in her father's opinion, that was a good thing. From this fateful day on he had tried his best to be both for his daughter – mother and father. And he thought he had been doing a good job. Madelyn was a cheerful little girl, nice and polite. Yes, she could be stubborn from time to time, but which little girl wasn't? So all in all, Mr. Dearing was very proud of his little girl.
But an event some weeks ago had s
MiserBros: Winter Wonderland 1There have always been stories about the Miser Brother's who live at the divide. Each one filled up to the brim with their self-loving pride. Neither ever gave the other a glance without bombarding each other when they had the chance! Mother Nature's hands were always quite full, at least things had never been dull. This year however the boys had been good, even though this was misunderstood. Sure they bickered and they fought, and they tortured each other. Though they toned it down so they'd impress their mother. You see the Celebration of the Seasons ceremony was coming soon! Believe me, there was no element that was immune. In the Celebration of the Seasons they would hold a test, to find out which "Element of the Year" had been at it's best. The Miser Brothers as well as the North Wind wanted this title and wanted to win. So here's where we begin...MiserBros: Winter Wonderland 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The sun was risen high in the sky as Heat Miser happily walked out from his castle. Adjusting his sun
AWWC Ch 1It is a golden late afternoon in Station Square and the sun is seen glancing through the purple-pink clouds up ahead of the city. In the streets, people are chatting/walking/driving and we see a few motorcycles in a row near a bar. We then see a familiar red/black/white skate-shoe stomp onto the sidewalk and it reveals to be Shadow.AWWC Ch 15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"This is the last time they send ME out for supplies " Shadow panted, carrying two bags in each hand. He had been out all day getting things for Team Chaotix and he hardly had been paid lately for the hard work he did from Vector. He counted on his gloved fingers, "Now let's see: I got that, that and that just one more stop and that's it."
Shadow started walking off, rather slowly due to the heavy sacks and one scraped against one of the motorcycles, tearing a hole in it and some food slipped out on the pavement.
" " Silence as Shadow stared dully and wind blew a red anger mark came onto the back of Shadow's quills and his crimson pupil
A SilvAmy Story3Chapter 3A SilvAmy Story34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I was looking through the romantic movies when all of a sudden I hear Sonic and Silver's voices. I walked quietly to where the voices were and I hid.
"Sup Silver Freak." Sonic said smiling at him.
Silver smirked at him and shook his hand, "Hey Iblis Trigger!" he then laughed, "What have you been up?"
Sonic grinned and scratched his nose like he always does, "Well I've been kicking Egghead's butt like always and trying to keep everyone safe from trouble, how about you?"
Yeah not to mention I made Amy cry cause I choose Sally over her! I thought as I kept watching.
"Well I've been restoring the town and finding survivors, so far I found two thousand survivors in an underground cave." Silver said proudly.
Sonic chuckled and shook his head, "That's great." his phone went off and he just glanced at it, "Yo I got to go, Sally's beeping me." he then said bye to Silver while Silver just smiled and waved bye.
I came out of my hiding place acting as if I was looking for a movie
Greece x Reader love in sleep 6Greece x ReaderGreece x Reader love in sleep 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Itabby sat on the counter watching as you and Heracles made breakfast. It was your nine-month anniversary and after work you two were going to celebrate. You were cooking some eggs while Heracles stood behind holding you. Itabby vemeowed and Heracles turn to him and whispered in his ear. "Ok, while she's at work you help me pick out a gift~" Itabby meowed and Heracles gave him a nice pet.
After breakfast you got ready for work, fed Itabby his pasta, gave Heracles a kiss, and left. He waited till you were far enough away when he picked up Itabby and left. "What do you think she would want" Heracles asked the cat who had made its way up to his head. As they pasted a pet store Itabby meowed at a toy in the window. "No no Itabby. We're shopping for _____ not you." Heracles saw a jewelry shop and smirked. "Perfect. Itabby come help me pick something out for your mommy." Itabby purred in response.
Heracles looked around but couldn't find anything that would fit your style. "H