You're a Mean One, Dr. DoofYou're a Mean One, Dr. Doof2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You're a mean one, Dr. Doof,
You really are a grump,
You're as pleasant as a pimple,
You're as smooth as a lump,
You're an empty tuna can that's been thrown on the dump!
You're a monster, Dr. Doof,
You give us all a scare!
You're as kind and gentle
As a rabid polar bear,
I wouldn't touch you with a 100-year-old dusty chair!
You're a vile one, Dr. Doof,
I'm really sure of that,
You have all the charming cuteness
Of a one-eyed vampire bat,
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the one-eyed vampire bat!
You're a rotter, Dr. Doof,
Your plans are so monstrous,
You're wacky and you're crazy,
You're so mischievous,
You're as kind-hearted as General Grievous!
You're a foul one, Dr. Doof,
You're a moldy old french fry,
You're wicked and you're schemeful
That we can't deny,
Your mind is so ill and twisted that it makes you even more insane than good old Brundlefly!
You nauseate me, Dr. Doof,
You ain't no Santa Claus,
Your nose is shar
This Day Aria (Lorax-version)*While Once-Ler was out to town, his mother, Isabella was walking around the factory*This Day Aria (Lorax-version)2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Isabella: This place is going to be perfect!
The kind of place I had dreamed since I was small!
*grabs one of the Thneeds* Everybody will gather around,
Say I look lovely in my dress
What they don't know is that I'm behind it all!
*Meanwhile in the wasteland of what used to be the Truffula Forest*
Female Reader/OC: This place used to be perfect,
The place that I had loved, since I was small!
*looking at the oil-filled lake and dead,shiverled Truffula fruits*
Demon Dealings - Ch 1OK, folks. This is my first fan fiction so please be gentle. If you are not, know that I will rain down a thousand curses upon you while I do the mexican hat dance. Scary, huh?Demon Dealings - Ch 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Setting: Takes place in the Samurai Jack universe, well after the episode in which Jack puts the hurt on our lord Demongo.
Disclaimer stuff: I dont own anything from the Samurai Jack show. Genndy Tartakovsky, in his sheer brilliance, made it all up and is responsible for the huge amount of pleasure we fans have derived from it since. I do own my OC, Alex, and OC Andy belongs to my fellow minion ANDREAc, and this story is dedicated to her.
The hollow thunk of a sandwich being roughly tossed onto a plate made me look up sharply from my laptop screen.
Look, you could at least try it before you pass judgment, I scolded, a little hurt. I take
MB: Winter Wonderland Chp 6Having been distracted by the people who cheered him on Heat Miser hadn't noticed that his brother and Indi slipped away. "C'mon...! Hurry...!" Holding his hand tightly in hers, she lead Snow Miser down a path. "I don't want your brother to catch up..!" Call it selfish but she just wanted to be alone with him. She wanted his attention on her rather than his brother, that and she was concerned for the safety of others. "You and your brother are dangerous to have around a lot of people. There are so many that could've been hurt..! Still....You were really awesome..!" Shyly she looked away and toward the trees.MB: Winter Wonderland Chp 65 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Thanks.." Looking at her Snow Miser blushed until he noticed she wasn't holding the trophy. "AH! W-Where's the trophy?!" Instantly he paused and looked around for it.
"Oh that...? I gave it to this little girl and her father. They tried so hard...and had so much fun with building their snowman. They deserved it more than we did really. I
Alice and Onwards - OneAlice and Onwards - One5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Of course, if it hadn't rained, the whole business would probably never have happened. Alice would have wandered right back up the garden path and gone into the house and never looked into the little tool-shed at all, and that would have been that.
But it did rain. The signs were there some time before the axe actually fell, in the gradual darkening of the summer sky, the whistle of wind picking up in the trees and even the distant rumble of impatient thunder. Alice might have known better, but then she had always been the sort to make excuses, rationalizing and justifying, and just now she had decided that it couldn't possibly start to rain very hard within the next quarter-hour or so, and anyway, she wanted to look at the roses. They were in full bloom and very lovely, even to Alice who had never been especially fond of flowers. One might say, then, that it was partly the fault of the roses, or even
Let it Snow - Chapter 7The two phantoms reached their home quietly floating back in through the walls. The lengthy phantasm placed a hand to his forehead, both eyes closed tightly. "Fatso...can I see those...?" Stretch piped quietly looking over at his little brother. Fatso whose face was also riddled with worry for his brother nodded, handing the documents over to his eldest brother. "T'nights going to be a long night..." Stretch grumbled softly to himself, staring at the very old pictures. Softly the two began to talk about things that they saw in the photos. So many memories rushing back to them. However, it was the journal entries that would hit home on the two silent specters. It was very eerie how the man had managed to draw the three of them so perfectly as ghosts. "Blast dat guy...and his skills...Makes me wish he'd gone mad a lil earlier!" Sneering Stretch spoke through his teeth.Let it Snow - Chapter 75 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Yeah...but uh...How'd he get those pictures...?" Fatso questioned pointing to the photos. Stretch placed a hand to his
MB: Winter Wonderland Chp 2The next few days he'd continuously stopped by Indi's home. Always he appeared at random times and tried to find ways to 'play' little games with her. Today was no different from any of those! He'd finished his daily sweep of snow and was just getting ready to take off. That is until his brother distracted him. "HOLD IT!!!" Heat Miser shouted toward his brother as he folded his arms. Snow Miser stopped in his tracks almost immediately. Turning his head he glanced at his brother.MB: Winter Wonderland Chp 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"HMN? Oh...! It's Mr. Flaming Cheese Brain! What is it brother...? I'm in a little bit of a hurry...!" Motioning toward Northville Snow Miser frowned impatiently.
"Don't tell me you're going to see that mortal again!" Angered by his brother's careless behavior Heat Miser flared up. "This is the 5th time this week!! I'm still surprised that neither Mother nor any of our family have noticed!! You're really pushing your luck! Normally I wouldn't give a hoot, but, your co
waulX tanya fanfict.waulX tanya fanfict.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
~Tanya x Waul~
"So where's the girl you left behing?"
It was late winter and school was still in, in fact the little mouslings were taking their last midterm exams and were getting off early.
"I can't believe that science one was so easy! I thought I would have done badly, but I got an A." said Tanya carrying to study for her test tomorrow.
"Ah you always get straight A's, while the not so bright types have to deal with straight D's." This was one of Tanya's classmates, Sharice, A tomboyish Tawny mouse with bands jutting out a bit and short hair.
"Oh you could pass if you tried."
"I could try but I don't wanna, anyways don't you have a job as well Miss diva?"
Tanya blushed a deep red; it had been a while since someone out of her family called her a diva and meant it. Tanya still danced and sang at
FOP - GoodnightRating: K+.FOP - Goodnight4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Warnings: not utterly happy, but nothing to worry about. Beware: Good grammar.
Disclaimer: Fairly OddParents belong to Butch Hartman.
The child's voice echoed in the empty sitting room as Timmy Turner, age eleven, pushed the front door open and entered, dragging his school bag behind him with a clearly exhausted face.
The day had been bad, and he wanted nothing more than get something hot to drink and maybe watch some TV.
First, he'd missed the bus to school, which led him to walking there on his own and getting detention because of that not to mention it had been raining like hell, and he had no change of clothes with him, which meant having to stay all day at school with wet, squishy and cold clothes.
Then he had been used as target for Francis to practice his garbagethrowing skills on, followed by receiving another F i
MB: Winter Wonderland Chp 9Snow Miser appeared next to his brother and glared at him for a moment. When he noticed his brother was hard at work trying to make sure things didn't go wrong he blinked. Well, if this was the situation his brother couldn't have been the one to of caused the meltdown at the castle location. "Can I help you brother?! You're kind of in the way!" Heat grumbled as he charged past him and pulled some levers and loaded the steamer.MB: Winter Wonderland Chp 95 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"...Hmn, do you know where your little fire sprite is...?" Snow Miser tapped his chin as he pondered if it had been her instead.
"Not really, I'm too busy to pay attention to where she's at right now! Though I wish I knew where and what she was doing...." Pouting, Heat continued his mad-spree of trying to get everything fixed and organized. "It'd be nice to have someone to talk to around here. Since my minions are gone and she left it's been too quiet. It's gotten ....lonely..." Frowning slightly he glanced at hi
MiserBros: Winter Wonderland 1There have always been stories about the Miser Brother's who live at the divide. Each one filled up to the brim with their self-loving pride. Neither ever gave the other a glance without bombarding each other when they had the chance! Mother Nature's hands were always quite full, at least things had never been dull. This year however the boys had been good, even though this was misunderstood. Sure they bickered and they fought, and they tortured each other. Though they toned it down so they'd impress their mother. You see the Celebration of the Seasons ceremony was coming soon! Believe me, there was no element that was immune. In the Celebration of the Seasons they would hold a test, to find out which "Element of the Year" had been at it's best. The Miser Brothers as well as the North Wind wanted this title and wanted to win. So here's where we begin...MiserBros: Winter Wonderland 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The sun was risen high in the sky as Heat Miser happily walked out from his castle. Adjusting his sun
I Dare You to Move pg5I Dare You to Move pg57 years ago in Humor More Like This
I Dare You To Move pg 5
By Butterscotch WM
A Cindy Lou x JoJo pairing!
There was no such thing as a quiet day at the McDodd residence. It was shortly after school and many of the Mayors girls were already pouring into through the front door, chatting in their high-pitched squeals, giggling and twirling their colorful locks of hair. Sally McDodd was just walking out from the kitchen, ready with open arms as each of the girls ran to take their turn at giving mommy a hug.
Mommy!! Mommy! The first girl happily cried out as she ran into her mother.
Looking down, Sally recognized one of her younger daughters, Hooley, who was about four years old. She bent over and wrapped her in a big bear hug and kissed her on the forehead.
Hi, hun! How was your day? Sally asked cheerfully.
I made it all the way across the hopscotch today, mommy! Hooley exclaimed with big, shining bl
-blood--blood-6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
That smile HAUNTS me,
in my DREAMS...
HE'S taunting me,
or so it seems...
WHY can't i RUN?
"where would you go?"
YOU'RE hiding SOMEPLACE...
"that may be so..."
If I flee,
HE will give chase.
In my MIND,
i see HIS face...
an eerie LAUGH,
a far-off distance...
"How foolish to try and FIGHT
out of the shadows,
all my FEARS...
those claws reach out,
HE holds me tight...
within that instant,
I feel him BITE...
HIS cold, wet tounge
against my skin...
my BODY stiffens,
the fangs sink in.
He laps my blood
I feel a sense of
with all the PAIN,
comes a great PLEASURE
He sets me free,
BUT holds me still...
down my spine,
I feel a CHILL...
The demon LICKS,
and leaves his MARK.
I close my eyes,
as all goes DARK...
Let It ShineHer eyes are like fire, although their color is blue as ice. Fitting, one would suppose, for the girl who wields flames like an extension of her being, a physical part of her own soul. She dances gracefully with them when she calls them forth, treating her control over the flames as a game they answer her like eager puppies, more than willing to do as she asks. She uses them with deadly precision, the flames that inhabit her, she makes them sing and roar as they race for her target.Let It Shine4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She has a temper to match, a temper as explosive and unpredictable as a newly-lit bottle rocket. The fuse is short and the result is a terrible burst of color and energy that is also strange and haunting to watch. She is a proud creature, one too haughty to admit when she's wrong, so smug when she's right. She's not afraid to use her surprising strength whenever necessary and not. Her life is a whirlwind of color and love and strength and beauty and he loves her for it.
His eyes are nothing sp
AT - Beauty and the BeastBeauty and the BeastAT - Beauty and the Beast7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Finally. He finally had her at his mercy, cornered and with her back to the boarding supporting the general store. He squatted down, his monocle gleaming in the sunlight, causing her to raise her arms to block the glint before she had been temporarily blinded. The glare died down after he adjusted the piece of rounded glass on his face, and once she could look him in the face again, she glared.
I thought you were run out of town, she said, her hands turning into tight fists against the skirt of her dress.
He chuckled, recalling rather unpleasant memories if only for the sake of humoring her. What goes around comes around. Including the train, my dear. It was all at matter of patience that assured my return.
The glare turned into a look that made his blood boil. She was smirking at him, lips tight and eyes narrowed on him. And won't your owner miss you? She knew from the beginning he had been too high class to be a s
BBM ch 1 - PrankBBM ch 1 - Prank4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
One would think that the Egyptian gods are boring. After all, they are only famous about their animal heads, and hardly anyone knows anything about their personal lives. Take the Greek pantheon for example. Everyone knows just how many times Zeus actually cheated on Hera, or how Hermes stole stuff from the other gods. The Greek people loved gossips, no wonder these stories managed to reach even the farthest corners of the Earth. But what about Egypt? The people there were more like tightlips and they preferred staying on the good side of their gods, meaning they didn’t tell everyone about every little thing the deities did. You have to dig very deep into their culture to finally find these stories. In long forgotten temples and tombs everything is written down and you soon discover just how NON-boring these guys were. Next to the usual family scandals they also tell of remarkable heroic epics in which the gods very actively and every day fight for the survival
Greece x Reader love in sleep 3Greece x ReaderGreece x Reader love in sleep 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You had been dating Heracles for three months now, and everything was great! Itabby liked him to, which was a relief. Every other guy you tired to date he would hiss at and run from, but with Heracles he would rub up on him and purr.
It was your day off from work and Heracles had come over to spend some time with you. The both of you were sitting on the couch cuddled up. While Itabby, Germouser, and Tama were outside.
-Outside with the cats-
"Ve-meow~ I'm glad _____ found a mate." Itabby said rolling in the grass. "Ja, but what happens when they have human kittens?"
"Their little bambino's will be so cute~" Itabby stood and cuddled up to Germouser. "Maybe so, but Itabby, you need to rearize that _____ wont have as much time for you then." Tama's words hit Itabby with full force. "B-but she'll still love me riiiight riiight Germo
Sweet and Sour - Chapter 1Sweet and Sour - Chapter 15 years ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 1: Toys and Troubles
Why am I here? Shadow thought, more than a bit annoyed. He disliked large crowds, which is exactly where he found himself on this busy winter morning. It was December 22, and anxious last-minute shoppers were scurrying throughout the shopping district of Central City to find the perfect gifts. In the middle of this mess were two hedgehogs, a fox, and one very disgruntled Ultimate Lifeform.
"Why did you have to drag me along with you on this pointless trip?" he half growled.
Sonic grinned over his shoulder at him. "Aw, come on, Shads! Show a little holiday spirit!"
Shadow glared in return. "Don't call me that."
Sonic shrugged, exas
Vampire Knight oc profileVampire Knight oc profile4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Vampire Knight oc character profile sheet.
Name: Rachel Takashi
Age- Sixteen years old
Eyes- Bright blue
Height- 5 foot (152cm)
Blood Type- AB
Personality- Nice, Polite, can be short tempered when provoked, understanding of others, strong willed, open minded individual.Also has a sense of humor.
Likes- Sweets,drawing,reading Manga, anime,video games, music, and excercise.
Dislikes- Bullying, Bugs, her anemia, and being called short.
Type of Man- Someone who is nice and has a sense of humor.
Friends- Yuki,Yori,Aido,Takuma,Senri,and Rima.
Crush- Hanabusa Aido :3
Background- Rachel comes from a wealthy family of vampire hunters. Although she herself refuses to be one, and doesn't agree with her family's bealiefs causing them to treat her codly, bealiving her to be a disgrace to the family's name. They chose to send her to cross academy to send her away from them. Rachel wants to become a doctor at some point in her lifetime. Being quite a
Germany x Reader - Through Torture and Pain 2It was the next day, and you were surprised. Ludwig really wasn't kidding at all when he said he was going to set you free, because you now stood right outside of the door of his house with the only few items that were yours. You heard the man slam the door shut after mouthing a soft 'Auf wiedersehen', and it felt so good!Germany x Reader - Through Torture and Pain 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You didn't look back even once when you started to walk, god knows what direction.. but at least it was a start in order to get back to the land that you had in your possession. You figured you would eventually get there, no matter how long it would take.
It wasn't long before you reached a forest area, it felt like forever since you had been outside again and the fresh air felt so nice. But suddenly you froze at a sound, you looked around you as you heard some bushes rustle. Eventually your eyes caught sight of the one that was rustling.
"So here you are" You heard a British accent as someone walked out from the bushes, he had this messy blonde hair and bushy eyebro
Shadow's pizzaShadow: (on the phone) "Hey, Silver? Working hard or hardly working?" (lol)Shadow's pizza5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Silver: (on other end of phone) "Har har, Shadow. Just tell me what pizza you need this time and don't get me in trouble for it please."
Shadow: "Fine, okay. Okay, I'd like to order this cheese pizza with your best pepperoni toppings."
Silver: (sweatdrops) "Uh Shadow? That kind of leads to a pepperoni pizza."
Shadow: "No, no, no! You just don't understand me. I want a pepperoni p- no I mean, a cheese pizza with pepperoni toppings."
Silver: (sighs) "Shadow, I just told you, it actually leads to a pepperoni pizza!"
Shadow: (growls with an anger mark on his head) (>__
Let it Snow - Chapter 5"Here here I found it! This is the store for Kats stuff!" Melle grinned and pointed to a clothes store which also had a bunch of perfumes, jewelry and other fun girlie like things.Let it Snow - Chapter 55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Eh...? AAH!" Stinkie actually came to and waved his hands in fright. "Uh...heheh...I...I uh..dun do stores like dis!" He shuddered in fear as he stared at every single perfume that was in sight.
"Aaww, c'mon Stinkie, pleeaassssee? For me...? I don't wanna go in alone!" Melle played the old puppy dog eye trick on him, clasping her hands together. Fearfully he grunted looking between Melle and the store and then to Melle. Groaning
Stinkie finally shook his head and gave in. "BUT! I ain't goin' NO-WHERE NEAR that perfume, y'got it!" He stated sternly placing his pointer finger on her nose.
"Oh yeah, sure sure I got it!" Grinning nervously she winked.
Stinkie's eyebrows went flat as he glared grumpily at her and hunched. He didn't believe a word that she just said for some reason. "Ok, let's check out the cloth
Why I think Creamerl is BetterCreamerl, and why I think it is better than Chaream and Taiream.Why I think Creamerl is Better3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This is not meant to offend fans of Taiream or Chaream, I am sort of a fan of Taiream myself but not as much as Creamerl.
Alright, so Cream X Emerl.
It's something not really thought of that much because Emerl really did only come in one game, and had a few episodes of glory in Sonic X.
Arguments for Cream X Emerl include:
Emerl is dead.
Mobian X Robot is wrong.
Emerl is genderless and couldn't really fall in love.
Emerl is also a robot, and robots do not have feelings.
Yes, Emerl is dead, but so is Cosmo, Tikal, Maria, etc. Does that stop pairings like Shadaria, Sonikal, Tailsmo, and all that other stuff? I don't think so.
Mobian X Robot is NOT wrong. It's a kids cartoon, it's not like we're asking Cream and Emerl to get married and have kids, it's just cute young love, is there anything wrong with that?
Emerl is genderless, but throughout the series he was referred as a b