Fairly morbid Jingle BellsDashing through the snow,Fairly morbid Jingle Bells9 years ago in Humor More Like This
Knocking people down,
If they get back up,
Whack them to the ground!!
Blood and guts go splat,
Everyone goes 'eeww',
Then we all just carry on,
Until we start to spew!!
Surfing through the blood,
On a mostly-eaten sheep,
Sitting in its guts,
Hear Berny go 'Meep'!!
Lots of intestines,
Burn them, make them bright!
What fun it is to slosh and dance,
In sheepy guts tonight!
Sloshy guts! Sloshy guts!
Watch Berny go 'Meep'!!
Oh, what fun it is to surf,
On a mostly eaten sheep!
Sloshy guts! Sloshy guts!
Watch Berny go 'Meep'!!
Oh, what fun it is to surf,
On a mostly eaten sheep!!!
XX12 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
blinded by hate
seeing only what rage allows
scars that won't heal.
brands that won't fade.
hiding pain behind
painting eyes in darkness
a darkness that torments.
inside it dwells
regret of a wasted
feeding this hate
won't change a thing
nothing done has made life better.
take the chance
grasp the outstretched
hand of freedom
to the future
walk away from this hell.
Goodbye ForeverSo we havent talkedGoodbye Forever7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
And its almost been
That you used to hang around
Since youve been here
And the clouds they turned white
After they faded from your glory
No one knows
But I still remember your story
I thought youd return
But now it is clear
Youve faded into the crowd
And it looks like the missing girl
Is never coming back
So now youre gone again
So long again
This time forever
You let me down
You watched me cry
My heart wavers
And all my trust was in you
But you threw it out
You didnt pull through
I guess you feel like youre home again
But youre wrong
It tore me apart
The day you left
I didnt smile for months
Not even when you tripped
I thought I wanted to end my life
Or it would all be better
If I made you cry
I thought Id feel alive
Now I dont feel like
Theres anything to believe in
Youre moving on
Youre really leaving
So now youre gone again
Heart PeicesHeart Peices10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I hope so much that we may talk for one brief moment today. I did not sleep last night, but stayed awake all night, reading your letters. Over and over. The largest smile fell across my face, as if it were a guided missile, falling towards it's target, and landing perfectly. I hope that the same fate befalls you. My heart was found this morning, littered across my floor. In shards. Yet as I remembered your face and put it back together, it did not cut me once. Rather fell into place, as if nothing had occurred. We have been brought to a point of perfection. To the extreme that I wonder if some of the heart pieces were not mine, but your own. For when I placed it back together, it seemed larger, and more full than before. There are times I had looked at my heart, and as viewing it, felt that it was misshapen. At times it seemed to hold too little. Like a sealed jar of water, slowly evaporating. And at other times it would press outward, reforming, and reshaping itself again,
La buena criticaLa buena critica6 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Como realizar una buena crítica
Los seres humanos estamos acostumbrados a dar nuestra opinión acerca de lo que pensamos, sentimos y hacemos, ya sea en los demás o en nosotros mismos.
Generalmente la palabra critica es algo que no nos suele gustar. Muchos lo toman, tal vez con más frecuencia de lo que parece, como algo negativo. Ejemplos: Estoy cansado de tus criticas! Eres un criticón! Siempre criticas todo!
Incluso a muchos les asustan frases como: ¿Te puedo hacer una critica? (Pregunta de la cual siempre esperamos lo peor )
Muchas veces queremos aliviar este tema de la crítica, suavizándolo, diciendo la gran frase: crítica constructiva (la cual muchos hacen o toman como destructiva)
La palabra critica proviene del griego (kritikós) que significa capacidad para discernir. ¿Pero que se entiende por discernir?. Es diferenciar una cosa de otra, y se asocia
Miss Lady LoveMiss Lady Love10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Miss Lady Love // thezimchick
It was a foolish thing to ever fall for
That something special, that something more
There's no waking in the dark of night
When there's no alarm-clock or morning light
That's why she has her claws 'round your soul
Scissor-like nails to keep it under control
And when push comes down to shove
She'll rip you apart: Miss Lady Love
You thought you'd forget the feeling, (feeling)
But the gears in your head keep wheeling, (wheeling)
You thought you were in heaven, but you were just dreaming
And they left you broken hearted, screaming, (screaming)
Stuck in your mind like post-it notes
Everything they said, everything they wrote
She keeps the archive nice, tidy and neat
She wouldn't want you to forget the deceit
It's your fault, your loss, and you are to blame
Start shedding those tears, "Oh, what a shame"
Black-hearted and bitter, that vindictive little bitch
She's that part of your brain you just can't itch
Her laugh, it haunts you, ringing, (ringin
never argue with a child>Subject: NEVER ARGUE WITH A CHILDnever argue with a child12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
> > > > >
> > > > > The teacher said it was physically impossible
> > > > > for a whale to swallow a human because
> > > > > even though it was a very large mammal
> > > > > its throat was very small.
> > > > >
> > > > > The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
> > > > >
> > > > > Irritated, the teacher reiterated that
> > > > > a whale could not swallow a human;
> > > > > it was physically impossible.
> > > > >
> > > > > The little girl said,
> > > > > "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
> > > > >
> > > > > The teacher asked,
> > > > > "What if Jonah went to hell?"
> > > > >
> > > > > The little girl replied,
> > > > > "Then you ask him."
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > >
> > > > > A Kindergarten teacher was observing
> > > > > her classroom of children while they drew.
> > > > > She would occasionally walk around to see each ch
Kissing The RainKissing The Rain10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Looking in your eyes
I feel myself falling in love with you
You said I love you
And I said it too
We went to our very own special spot
For no real reason at all
We sat and talked and looked at one another
And then the rain began to fall
We could have left just as quick as we came
But no, you wanted to stay in the rain
You asked me a question I'll never forget
Have you ever tasted the raindrops?
I looked at you funny and you gave me a sigh
The cutest look, as I wondered, why?
Why, did you ask me to taste the rain?
Well, what did i have to loose or gain?
I watched you with a careful eye
And did the same as you
You were looking up at the cloudy sky
But my eyes were stuck on you like glue
I lifted my head to look at the sky
And closed my eyes really tight
Just as I thought I'd caught a raindrop
You suddenly held me tight
I opened my eyes with slight alarm
As you kissed me soft and sweet
I remember that kiss like it was yesterday
I still feel those raindrops on my cheek
I tasted the raindro
Music Is...What is music?Music Is...8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
A little boy asked me that today.
I bent down so that our faces were level
And then I said to him with a smile,
Why do you care?
Out of so many people today
Why do you care?
He looked back at me
His eyes too thoughtful for his age
And he said right back to me,
Because I want to make good music.
I liked that answer, and I told him so.
He was happy and he smiled.
Take my hand, I said, and walk with me now
And I will show you those things that proper music make.
He put his small hand into mine and came with me.
I didnt know what to make of this, he trusted me.
But I led him along, and as I did I pointed out
Some of those things that proper music make.
Music, I said, is the harmony in the world
Brought together to create a myriad of sensations.
Music is our footsteps on the ground
Music is my walking with you.
Music is that ancient couple over there
See how elderly they are, yet they see each
Names:PopularName MeaningNames:Popular7 years ago in Settings More Like This
Abner Father of light
Achilles Ascendant Hero
Adrian Dark, Rich, Noble, From Adria
Aeolus Ruler of the winds
Fuck You And Your ReligionFuck You And Your ReligionFuck You And Your Religion6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Another night passes where we chat on the phone.
Getting bored the hell out of my mind from your voice.
Talking 'bout nothing interesting within this time zone.
And yet somehow I find myself still making a choice.
Whether or not to scream as loud as I can.
Want to scream out from my rage held within.
Telling you to grow the hell up and become a man.
And stop trying to feed me your bull shit of a religion.
Following some damn book made by human.
Believing that some guy is going to strike you down.
If you don't change your views and put your hands together.
Live in the light instead of the darkness; sacrificing your happiness.
What kind of moron came up with that lie of a fairytale?
Can't you just be yourself without having to worry
If that person likes you for the way you dress or act
Instead of becoming someone's bitch to please the world?
Plus what gives you the right to preach at me like I'm a sin.
Telling me that I'm going to Hell if I don't convert myself
Angel and DevilAngel and Devil9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Christoph woke with a start, shooting up from his sweat soaked pillow. Breathing heavily...he felt sick.......he felt like.....
He walked quickly to his personal bathroom and started up his sink. With a lurch he held his stomach, unsure of what just happened. His face felt hot yet his body felt sickengly cold. Landing on his knees he could still reach the sink. With shaking fingers he splashed the cold water on his face. The droplets making his eyes heavy. His body shook as he felt like retching. Only to just spit into the porcelain, watching it swirl down the drain didnt help at all. He convulsed again, still nothing came out but saliva.
Allright Doom...what just happened?....He tried to think, trying to get the misty images out of his head. The water dripping off the tip of his nose. His now wet hair sticking to his face. He wanted to move it but he couldn't find any strength to do so.
....I was dreaming.....simply dreaming.....and I was......Richard.....he....I...
"Oh gott..." He gr
PitA: The Dark-Lost ChapterAuthor's Notes: Normally here on DA I wouldn't put my notes IN the fic like I do at fanfiction dot net... but I feel as though I need to set a warning on this little one-shot continuation of "Pain in the Axel".... you see, first of all, you will have had to read all of Pain in the Axel to get this one... I mention little things that you normally wouldn't get unless you've read it... and then there's the other thing, I don't call this the Lost Dark chapter for nothing... it's dark. sad. very much unlike the comedy you find in the rest of the story. Infact I nearly desided to scrap this and forget about it. But when I sit in the dark, I think about this one a lot, and I still love it in a way, even though it's not comedy... so I hope you can still like it... you can take it as part of PitA or say meh forget this chapter...PitA: The Dark-Lost Chapter8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
and do please look forward to the Sequel, it will be filled with comedy just like the rest, but until then I give you this.
One Last Look...One Last Look...9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
What was that noise? I thought as my eyes snapped open. Sitting up only to see a blank wall. My first instinct was to look at the clock hanging on the right wall of my room. Six o' Clock AM. Damn I wanted to sleep in since Schneider was up half the night practicing. Why did my room have to be right next to his!? Well, it wasn't that bad. He was usually very quiet, until recently with a certain song. I sigh and place my palms over my tired eyes, massaging them slightly and yawning. Then I remember it was a weird noise that woke me up. Swinging my legs over the edge of the bed, still trying to adjust my eyes.
"Ugh....coffee first....then I'll check it out..." I groan. Caffiene sounded really good right about now. Especially if I am to be recording new riffs today. Yay thats gonna be fun, I scoff to myself. I finally get up and start coughing a bit. Yeah I know I know smokings bad for you but I'm not stopping anytime soon dammit! I walk out to the kitchen quietly, everybody
Midnight Wanders : Chapter 2The next morning nothing was mentioned of the diary, the three of them talked about what lessons they hoped to have that day, soon enough professor. McGonagall appeared with their timetables and informed Harry that he was to be Quiditch captain this year "well done mate, knew you'd get it! Damn we have potions with the Slytherins again this year" Ron scowled into his plate of sausages, Harry gulped down his pumpkin juice a little too loudly causing Hermione to look at Ron nervously, "He wont do anything in front of Snape, you know that Harry! Anyway we haven't got potions until.." Hermione stopped to look down at her timetable, and looked sheepish as she muttered "firstthingtoday" Harry and groaned and sunk down to lie on the table, he felt like his stomach had turned completely to lead, he grabbed his bag and shoved his timetable into it a little more roughly than was perhaps necessary, "Well lets get this over with!" He said trying to sound as positive as he could, but he got the feeMidnight Wanders : Chapter 29 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You Mean So Much To MeYou Mean So Much To Me9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Youre the face inside my thoughts,
Youre the sun that warms my face,
Youre the love thats in my heart,
And the angel that I embrace
My Light amidst the darkness
The reason that I am here,
You are the world to me,
And all that I hold dear.
I dont know how to live
And I dont know what to do,
All I really know,
Is that Im always here for you.
I never can explain,
From whence these feelings came,
But that doesnt even matter now,
Because Ill always feel the same.
Chelsea, I love you,
With all of my mortal heart.
I love you, for who you are,
Each and every part.
Ill love you, for forever,
Forever and a day
All I want to hear
Are those three words youd say
Those three words of high enchantment,
That make me born anew,
Those three words of pure emotion
The three words I love you
Hide and SeekWhy are you running away from me, Kairi?"Hide and Seek3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The scarlet-haired girl's fingers trembled against the trunk of the tree she was hiding behind. Her small whimpers sounded like music to his ears and he couldn't wait to hear other sounds coming out of it. It will be to his pleasure knowing that he'll be the reason she will be making those delicious symphonies.
She will know who's in charge. He'll make sure that she knows she can't run away from him. No matter where she hides, he'll always be there to track her down. Oh yes, if she wants to play hide and seek, he'll play hide and seek, in his own twisted way.
"Come on out," he purred. "I won't bite."
A wicked smile crept up his lips as his ears caught the sound of soft rustling leaves near the tree behind him. The sound of her heart beating fast was like a sweet euphoria and he just couldn't wait to claim it as his. Then, it will be impossible for her to run and hide from him forever. Oh yes, he just couldn't wait
That Smile He Liked So MuchThat Smile He Liked So Much9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Goddamit!" Christoph growled in a berlin accent, dropping his drumsticks in a temper. It's just this one song...this one song he cannot get the beat right. He leaned back, the chair tipping a bit letting him rest his back against the ice cold wall. He had the guitars in his head...Till singing the lyrics....even Flakes keyboard. He wanted to make the song sound good for this new album...he didn't want to let the fans down. With a sigh he brushed some of his hair out of the way, trying to recollect his thoughts through his anger. Benzin...he had no problem playing...Rosenrot..same old same old just keep the beat and it'll come out right. But damn he just couldn't get the feeling right for this one. He even knew the lyrics because Till couldn't stop playing around with his voice on them in the recording studio. "Cmon Doom pull yourself together and play the stupid song..." He said to himself looking at the carpet floor for his sticks. Lifting the cymbal and moving the snares in
50 States 51 personalitiesAlabama: "Y'all want another fried pickle?"50 States 51 personalities5 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Alaska: "Mmmm . Crabs"
Arizona: "Keep them god damned illegal's out of our damn country for once!!!"
Arkansas: "Get yo black ass ova here now and clean this floor and pick the damn cotton"
California: "Like dude, like that SUV is way too polluting like dude, like go Prius man, like the environment dude"
Colorado: "Hey want our special Rocky Mountain Oysters?"
Connecticut: "Hah, you uncivilized hooligans need some proper etiquette"
Delaware: "Hehe, guess what NO SALES TAXES!!!"
Florida: "Hmph, I wanna be more like California"
Georgia: "How'd y'all doin'? I can still fix ya some Pecan Pie if y'all be wanting that or maybe some barbecue . OH NO WAIT Some shrimp n' gritz be perfect for all y'alls lil' souls."
Hawaii: "Whooooo hang ten mannn Aloha!!!"
Idaho: "Uhhh another potato?"
Illinois: "And our lesser story of the night is Governor Quinn has been arrested Yes three in a row, will we make it to four
A Nobody Valentines DayA Nobody Valentines Day5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sunsets in Twilight town were the most spectacular of all the worlds he had ever been too. How the light cascaded over the land, bathing it in rich, warm light. It was especially beautiful in the summer, when the colors were as bright as they could be. Brilliant reds, pinks and purples. Watching it with his friends made Roxas smile.
Softly he sat down, taking a small bite out of his ice cream. Silence drifted lazily like a cloud until it was broken by the sound of footsteps. The Nobody's head turned and a smile came to his face. Two figures walked towards him and sat down on either side. He looked down at his ice cream a moment and then finally back up.
The two on each side laughed. "Aah c'mon, Roxas! It's hard to get away from ol' X-Face when he's in a bad mood" Said Axel, hitting Roxas lightly on the shoulder.
The other on his left side sighed softly. "Yeah....he wasn't acting very nice at all"
Roxas turned, brilliant blue eyes concerned and locking onto his friend. "Wh