Kim hangs with the Naru CrewKim- Sasuke, I've written your name over and over..And I've noticed a lot of people calling you Sas UKE...Kim hangs with the Naru Crew8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Kim- But I only have this to ask you...
Kim- What's an uke?
Kim- Sasuke, Am I cuuuuute?
(Sasuke sees a really sexy Kim)
Kim- Sasuke-kun, sex me alll overr!!
(Sasuke gets a nosebleed)
Sasuke- OH GOD!!
Kim- Are you OK?!
Kim- Sasuke got a nosebleed, so I'll ask you...Am I cute?
(Naruto sees a really sexy Kim)
Kim- Kyuubi-saaan! Sex plz?!
(Naruto gets a nosebleed)
Naruto: NO DIRTY THOUGHTS!!
Kim- Sasuke, I've seen people pair you up with all kinds of people...
Kim- I've even seen you and Itachi!
Sasuke- OH LORD!!
Kim- Naruto, if you had a girlfriend, what would you get her for her birthday?
Naruto- Ramen, duh!
Kim- Sasuke, I've never seen you smile. The only smile I got outta
Two Leos, One MikeyLeo giggled to himself as he inched closer and closer to his target. Said target was laying on the floor of the living room, lazily swinging his legs in the air. It gave Leo the perfect view of his target's rear end. He licked his lips as he made his way to Mikey. The sea green turtle continued to watch TV, unaware that Leo's Pedo Side was out in full force.Two Leos, One Mikey1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
But as Leo was getting into position (i.e Pedo Position) a bright light flashed throughout the living room. The leaf green turtle raised his arm, protecting his eyes. A feeling entered his gut, as if something was pulling at him. With a roar, Leo disappeared...
Leo hit the ground with a slam and a scream. It felt like somebody had thrown him under a bus and said bus backed up over him. "Ugh...my head...." he muttered as he peeled himself off the floor. Leo rubbed his head and heard a squeak. Blinking, he looked up from the ground to see Don and Mikey staring at him, eyes wide. "Guys? Why are you staring at me like that?"
Two Leos, One Mikey Chapter 3The next chapter of "Two Leos, One Mikey"!!! I know you all wish to kill me for the last chapter but THERE is a REASON for it!!!! Trust me. Please???Two Leos, One Mikey Chapter 31 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not OWN TMNT...And also, Pedonardo belongs to KameChuu....lols XD
Mikey hummed as he layed on his bed. His stereo playing Bass Hunter and his feet lazily kicking the air. Earlier that day, all of the turtles were dragged into Donnie's lab and the scientist had announced that he MAY have found Leo's home world. What he pulled up on the Dimension Viewer was something that caused Mikey to turn as red as Raph's bandana and the rest of them, to sum up, freak the fuck out. What they saw was the Raph on the screen RIDING the Mikey on the screen while wearing BDSM items.
The youngest turtle all but fled the room, bright red. Raph was roaring at Don to turn it off while the two Leos were shell shocked. Leonardo had soon fled to his own room to repress that memory for life while Raph tried to beat the holy hell out o
We were POORDay: I want old British tv. Hell, I want a tv. In my day we couldn't' afford it- we had to watch turtles race. Frightened turtles. With three legs!We were POOR3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Pink: In MY day we couldn't even afford turtles! We had to watch grass grow!
Day: We didn't even have GRASS. We had DIRT.
Pink Lucky! We didn't even have dirt! Instead, we had to eat ROCKS.
Gami: Half a hand full of frozen gravel.
Day: Pff, lucky! We got to eat the sky. The SKY. Every try eating the sky? Damn hard to do at three a.m, it is.
Pink: The only dirt we had was the dirt we could scrape off our feet after we did our mining work!
Day: HA! Mining! What a job! WE got to gut rotting fish UNDER the water. Lucky to get a breath of air once every three hours!
Gami: We worked for the Hispanics! D
Pokemon Poetry::DarkraiMy Power is Beyond what you Expect it;Pokemon Poetry::Darkrai6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I have destroyed Souls;
And you still Stand up to me...
Your Heart is Pure--
Maybe you MAY be the one...
Only one of Pure heart is Able to Tame my Power...
I hope-- Maybe you can show me the way to the Light...
But for now--
It's all up to you.
TobiTobiTobi6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Partner: None, formerly Deidara
Seiyu: Wataru Takagi
is a former subordinate of Zetsu. After Sasori's death, Tobi takes his ring, position, and partner (Deidara) in Akatsuki, thereby becoming a full member. Tobi's personality is at odds with the standard amongst Akatsuki members; while most are dedicated and serious, Tobi is more carefree and goofy. These personality traits tend to irritate Deidara, who often attacks Tobi in a comical fashion whenever Tobi unintentionally annoys him. Kisame Hoshigaki, on the other hand, appreciates Tobi's ability to brighten up their "gloomy organization".
After Deidara's suicidal final attack against Sasuke, which Zetsu speculates might have also killed his partner, Tobi is shown to be alive and giving orders to Pain, until then the ostensible leader of Akatsuki. During their conversation, he refers to himself as Madara Uchiha. As Madara, Tobi's personality and speech become completely different, with much less formal diction and a more typically
The PottersWhite rays fill clogs of net curtainsThe Potters4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
a blinding square cut into shadow.
A woman's shape disrupted the
stillness of the sun's invasion.
Sullen, tortured eyes blink
the view bathed in unforgiving light.
A car door slams; another follows.
They've returned, the neighbours.
How serene they seem, clutching the baby.
Glasses glare light at the watcher.
Her eyes swarm with black spots and
Distort the unmomentous scene.
The filtered sound of gentle vioces,
the rippling laugh of the mother
who's eyes dance in sunlight,
a deep emerald green.
Red falls from the roots of tossled hair
She turns; gracefully, effortlessly.
Greeted by loving arms.
Bitter thoughts of memories lost.
The paternal presence takes the lead.
Handsome, though unkept.
They cross the drive, child in arms.
The scene ends, alone again.
The netted veil drops, masking
the screenplay street.
She had lost all love in the world
But her spirit lifted when
James laughed, Lily smiled
and little Harry gazed.
The Soul EaterThe Soul Eater10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You think the Grim Reaper was the keeper of souls? The one who came, dressed in crow black.Had a Scicle that had a crack? He takes the evil, but spares the good? Why the grim Reaper is only a myth for the real master mind here is the Soul Eater, Who comes for you're Soul, in day or night, not sparing the good, The Soul Eater is there for you, Waiting for you to drop. The Soul eater is ready for your soul, to add you to his crop.
How, What, Why, Know.I don't know how it happened..How, What, Why, Know.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Or why it had to happen to us.
Who gave our secret away,
And what will happen to our son.
All I know is, I love you James.
Wait for me
Kyuubi's ViewTraped in a cageKyuubi's View7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Just wanna be free
What i could be
Vengance is what wanted then
Not what i see now
Wanting to be accepted
Wanting to be Free
but forever caged
30 WAYS TO BUG TOBI30 WAYS TO BUG TOBI30 WAYS TO BUG TOBI6 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. pants him
2. replace his mask with a darth vader one
3.while he's sleeping steal his mask and with a sharpie draw an arrow pointing at his eyehole and the words 'insert coin here'
4. shave all of the hair off of his hair except for a stripe on top
5. if your good at shaving hair then shave the words 'ITACHI IS GOING OUT WITH KISAME' on the back of his head. see what happens
6. hide a fake electronic crying baby in his room. see if he goes crazy looking for it.
7. get a device that imitates a dripping noise and hide that in his room.
8. squirt tooth paste in his ear.
9. make a game out of flicking rubberbands at him. 10 points if you hit him at all, 20 points if you hit him in the face, 50 if you hit him in the nuts and you win the game if you hit him in the eyehole.
10. yell, 'USE THE FORCE!!!' when he talks. (yes a star wars joke)
11. make him watch the ring and in the middle of the night dress up as her and sneak into his room.
12. dye his hair bright and i mea
How To Make An UkeHow To Make An Uke8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to my tutorial:
How To Make An Uke!
I'm sure that you're familiar with what an Uke is, right?
Well how about an explanation!
"Uke" is a term that BL fans should be familiar with. To put it simply it is the "Submissive" one in the relationship, characterized by thier cuteness. "Seme," a term you will also see in this tutorial, is the "Dominant" one in the pair.
So how do you make your own Uke?
In Ten Easy Steps we will show you how, everything from thier personality to thier looks!
1.) The Hair.
An Uke's hair is a prominent feature, as it is in any manga or anime character. It is notorious for being soft, silken, fine, ect. ect. ect. It is commonly a lighter color. (Light browns or Blondes) I've chosen a dirty blonde here. More importantly, the style. An Uke's hair is messy, ruffled and overall adorable. It's typically about mid-length between the shoulder and the ears. Also, bangs are an attribute for increased amounts of cuteness.
2.) The F
Tribute to NarutoI was laughed at, hated, it hurt to the bone.Tribute to Naruto9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Why did everyone hate me and leave me alone?
Why did the agony torment me when I sleep?
Why did people avoid me when I walk on the street?
I may seem happy and full of greed
Yet deep inside, I cry and bleed.
What was about me that people couldn't see?
I'm not a demon, I am me.
Then you extended your hand and set me free
You cared and protected me like family
My darkened world was struck with light
When there was no worry, and there was no fright
The beast inside might still be there,
But with all of you around, I do not care.
Was I finally satisfied with what I had?
Never being solitude or being sad?
Yet one day the light started to fade
When we found out you were committing an illegal trade
You aren't no Dracula, selling your soul
Makes me wonder if it had a bottomless hole?
You were gone in the blink of an eye
Without telling us or merely even saying a goodbye
You left her behind for her own sake
Please open your eyes and be
Tokka: Sword in the Forest, Chapter 1No Means YesTokka: Sword in the Forest, Chapter 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"No." The response was short and blunt, unsurprising for the mouth which had spat it out. Toph Beifong had been anticipating this conversation for weeks now. Not long ago she had received a letter from her best friend, Sokka, which had detailed his plan for a "vacation". It had been several years since the Great War had ended. Although everyone had set out to solve the aftermath of problems in their own ways, the gang had found themselves back at each others' side often as conflicts arose.
"What!? How can you say that? After all the traveling I've done to get here You know getting around isn't half as easy when you don't have a giant flying pillow to carry you everywhere!" Sokka reasoned as they both walked to Toph's residence from her metalbending academy. To Sokka's puzzlement Toph had chosen to take a rather long and scenic route, apparently to get away from all the villagers and students who would follow the two heroes. She had even summoned a rather large
Tokka the Truth Comes....Out?"Just tell him."Tokka the Truth Comes....Out?4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"No I've told you, I'm not going to tell him Katara!"
Katara gave a deep sigh. She's not going to tell him willingly. Ever since Katara had found out that Toph had feelings for her brother, she hadn't let her live it down. Then an idea came to her mind...
"If you don't tell him, I'll make you learn how to swim."
Toph, who's expression had completely changed from an angry one to the surprised one she now wore. Katara had been pestering Toph ever since Sozin's Comet had passed that she needed to learn how to swim, but Toph had refused.
"Fine....I'll tell him."
Toph stormed out of the room and headed to the kitchen where, not surprisingly, Sokka was eating a sandwich. She felt as Katara followed slowly. Sokka looked up as the earthbender walked into the kitchen, and asked Toph with his mouth full of food,
"What's up Toph."
Toph stared blankly at him, then answered quietly,
"I have something I want to tell you..."
Toph 'watched' as Sokka nodded at this and sighed qu
bob bryar qoutes"You know what? Eff it, I'm gonna go with superman then. 'Cause he made me feel shitty about superman."bob bryar qoutes7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Gerard: He *points at Bob* got really injured. I tore some ligaments in my ankle that Im still recovering from but I'm fine, ya know, compared to what he went through. He got a third and second-degree burn. He got a staph infection in his face that almost traveled to his brain and at that point, he would've died. They had said, "Yeah, you would've died in two days." Frank: The sad thing is it's not even healed yet. You know, that's 'cause you won't lie down and take medication. Bob: I really just didn't want to go back into the hospital. I got caught trying to sneak out of the emergency room, too. I hate it there. Gerard: He was pretty amazing in the emergency room, actually. (What happened while shooting the music video for Famous last Words)
"An abscess was resting on my brain. I couldn't move, I couldn't talk. When I tried to leave the hospital, they said I'd die in two days
Blizzard--Yaoi Warning"You can't get out," Suoh said lazily, poking at the fire with the metal tongs. "Trust me on this. The wind's way too strong."Blizzard--Yaoi Warning7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"And you had nothing to do with this, I hope." Trick pulled away from the window, leaving a large circle of steam on the glass.
The poltergeist looked up at the elf with fake hurt in his wide violet eyes. His brown hair fell seductively around his sharp angled face as his hands continued to work the poker against the logs.
"Me? Create a storm of this size? Why, Trick, I'm flattered."
"I take it you don't have enough power to make something this big." He sighed and plopped down on the small hard sofa and pushed his half moon glasses up on his long thin nose. He pulled his extraordinarily inadequate black leather trench coat tighter around him and let his heavy black braid fall over his shoulder.
"You thought I was?" He hooked the metal poker over the hearth and sat beside Trick, their shoulders just barely brushing.
The elf just shrugged and glanced back to the
Hey Roxas Chpt 12MorningHey Roxas Chpt 127 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
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Riku patted around his room, walking back and forth. He was so excited that Sora was coming to the party, but he was preoccupied with more important matters. Like accompanying him around the castle all the while not letting him know he was the prince. But on top of that, he had to recognize him. For the love of God, why a masquerade party?! In the book it didn't say anything about Cinderella wearing a mask! He threw his hands up in and the air and sat on his bed. Oh well, he had all day to think of a good plan anyway, right? Right, he smiled. First things first, he needed a nice but attractive costume. Something that made him irresistible, enticing, dashing, but above all sexy. "I might have something in the closet..." He stood and made his way to his wardrobe. His eyes scanned the rack hungrily, searching for the exa
Tokka: Pregnancy 52 months laterTokka: Pregnancy 52 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ugh! Stop kicking! Mommy wants some sleep." I think to myself as the little bugger in me squirms around.
"Sokka are you still up?" I ask a lump under a to hot blanket.
"Mmhmm." I hear a mumble.
"Sorry Snoozles. You can sleep."
"Is there something wrong Toph?" Sokka sits up, a worried expression forms on his face.
"No I have just been really uncomfortable lately. I can't get in a comfortable position to sleep in, my balance is off, I have to pee around the clock and on top of that, I AM FRIGGIN HUGE!" I begin to cry. All the more evidence of how tired I am.
Sokka pulls me close to him, knowing that I never cry. "Its okay Toph. You are pregnant. All pregnant woman feel this way during the end of their pregnancy. Just imagine who its for. Think about the prize at the end of all of this."
I smile, "I love you Sokka."
"I love you too my Blind Bandit."
the next day
"My due date passed already! Why isn't my baby ready yet?" I yell frustrated.
"It will be time any day now honey
Tokka Pregnancy 2It has been 4 months since I told Sokka about my pregnancy and we have been debating on when we tell everyone else. I want to wait because I know that Katara is going to be critical about me doing ANYTHING in my "condition". I don't want to be treated like a pregnant women. I am not helpless. I am Toph, The Blind Bandit. I INVENTED METAL BENDING GOD DAMMIT!!!Tokka Pregnancy 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The problem is that is getting more difficult to hide everyday. I just started noticing this 3 weeks ago when Sokka and I were in bed.
He was giving me a foot rub and treating me like a princess when he looked up and me and pointed out, "Toph, you are definitely sporting a bump there." He looked proud, knowing that there was a masterpiece half his inside of me." I groaned after he said that, knowing that would mean telling people soon. Sokka then leaned over and pecked me on the cheek and pressed his forehead up against mine. "It will be fine. Remember why we are doing this." Somehow he always makes me feel better. Damn him!
If Our Love is Tragedy, Why are You My Remedy?"Katara," Zuko grabbed her wrist as she turned away from him; his voice was pleading, "Don't go." Katara dared not look back at him because if she did it would surely be the end of her. He was the enemy after all and she could not afford to be in love with him, she just couldn't. No matter how much it pained her to walk away. She yanked her wrist from his hand and clenched her fists trying to keep her voice from cracking and revealing her true feelings.If Our Love is Tragedy, Why are You My Remedy?1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Goodbye Zuko." With those final words she walked away from him and sealed away her heart so no one could ever hurt her the way he did again. He did not go after her because he knew there was nothing that could be done to change her mind. His head fell and his shoulders slumped as he tried to hold his heart together so it wouldn't break completely. It didn't matter though, because it was already broken from his childhood. She w
Tokka: PregnancySokka-20Tokka: Pregnancy2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The have been married for a year now and it is 5 years after the war.
"Sokka?" I walk toward him, nervous.
"Whats up honey?" he looks up at me... concerned. (He can always tell when something is wrong).
"I...I'm" UGH!!! Why can't I just tell him?
"Toph? Please tell me what is wrong! You are making me nervous!"
"I'm pregnant... Sokka?"
"Well he took that better than I thought he would." I smile and start dinner.
45 minutes later...
"Ergh..." I hear a groan coming from the floor.
"Sokka? Are you awake yet?"
"I don't know yet... well it depends. Did you say you were preg...p...p..."
"Pregnant?" I respond bluntly.
"Um yeah..." He says
"I did and I am."
"Oh. Thats... thats... th-"
"Thats what?!" I interrupt him frustrated.
"Thats great! I am going to be a dad!" He laughs and picks me up and spins me around.
"I am so relieved that you are excited about this because I know that you will be a great dad, despite your numerous quirks."
"Thank you. That means a lot co
The Epic of TokkaThe Epic of TokkaThe Epic of Tokka4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Disclaimer: I, Mitch Wise, does not own "Avatar: The Last Airbender". This story is based off the characters and plot of "Avatar: The Last Airbender".
Team Avatar, Aang, Katara, Toph, Sokka, and Suki, are traveling over the Serpent's Pass to get to the Earth Kingdom capital, Ba Sing Se. The narrow pass is a treacherous route to Ba Sing Se, and should only be used as a last resort. Two nights of traversing the pass, has given lead to a dysfunctional Team Avatar, little did the team know that they will be facing the reason why people call it Serpent's Pass.
"Oh, no." Aang sayed in disbelief.
"What?" Toph replied back.
"Part of the pass is submerged underwater." Sokka muttered to Toph.
"I was asking Aang, Snoozles!" Toph barked back.
"He's right Toph, a section of the pass is underwater." Aang said trying to calm down the blind earth bender.
"I have an idea." Katara finally said and continued,
"Everyone behind me in a single-file line!" she orde
Tokka Pregnancy 3"So what is this news that you wanted to share with us?" Zuko asked, concerned.Tokka Pregnancy 32 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Well..." Sokka puts his hand gently over my stomach causing Katara to look down.
Suddenly she gets it. "Oh my God! Seriously?" Katara was so excited.
Zuko looks at Katara, still unaware of what is going on. "What? Whats going on? Someone tell me what the hell is happening!"
"She's pregnant Zuko! Toph is pregnant!" Katara jumps up and pulls me into a tight embrace.
"I am so happy for you! You will be a great mother. I am going to be an aunt. Finally! I am so excited! We should start decorating the nursery as soon as possible. We have to g-" I cut her off.
"Katara calm the down! Spirits!!! I am not the first woman to have a baby you know?"
Katara senses my frustration and smiles.
"Sorry. I am just so happy for you."
I smile and hug her.
"Congrats Daddy." Zuko pulls Sokka in for a hug.
They are hanging out at the Pai Sho Table while Toph and Katara chat and prepare dinner.
Hikari runs into the r