Minecraft - A New Life -3-The Minecraft Bible
I. In the beginning, there was nothing. No sun, no moon, no land. God saw this nothing and felt sad. So with Her craft of paper dolls, She created the world you see before you; above you; beneath you. She made several worlds, each one different and unique. This made God bored.
II. After creating the world, God knew to make livestock. Chickens, cows, sheep and pigs, all in Her beautiful style of symmetry and uniform squares. They grazed the land She created with a light skip of joy in their hearts. This made God happy.
III. Seeing the happiness of the livestock, God then created Man. One man for each world She had to pre
The Minecrafter's PrayerOur Programmer, who art above the maximum building height, Notch be thy name, thy cobblestone fortress come, thy code be executed on our computers as it is on yours.The Minecrafter's Prayer3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Give us today our daily bread made of three bushels of wheat in a horizontal line, and forgive us our griefing, as we forgive those who grief against us.
Lead us not into fatally deep mineshafts, and deliver us from creepers, for thine is the coding and the l33tness, for ever and ever.
Minecraft - A New Life -1-"OOOF!!"Minecraft - A New Life -1-3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I land with a hard thud from...somewhere. Had I fallen from the sky? Perhaps I had landed so hard that I couldn't remember...in fact, I can't even remember where I was from before this place...
This place...it's barren...and everything is...square...how could a would like this be explained? Everything seemed to be like blocks, even the wildlife! I look down to my right hand, and there! Even my hand! My arm is one long rectangle! I struggle in fear to get to my feet. Thankfully, I landed in the sand...the square, jagged patterned sand...I run to the water's edge and struggle to get a reflection. But I see it...I see myself...I am sq
Minecraft - A New Life -2-The square sun and moon has passed my vision five times, although it seemed like only an hour. I must've really been working on what needed to be built. Everytime it began to get dark, however, I made sure to return to my little wood hut. Every so often, I would hear strange moaning sounds from outside. And if I listened closely to the outside of my walls, there was a faint hissing noise, not like a snake but like a fuse being lit.Minecraft - A New Life -2-3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Anyway, trying to get my mind off of the potential worries and threats, I had to focus on getting something stronger than just wood. I found that it was good for breaking apart stone, but not much else effectively
My Lil' Daddy 7"Man! Wait till everypony in Ponyville gets a look at this guy! Nopony will wanna mess with us!" Spike chatted excitedly.My Lil' Daddy 71 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Twilight looked back at the creature worriedly. It had followed her dutifully the entire walk (since he was too big for the train, and no Pegasus carriage could carry him), occasionally turning to reevaluate its surroundings. Other than that, however, it remained quiet and inanimate. Her eyes drifted down to the drill that was still caked in the troll's blood. She immediately shut her eyes and shivered, repressing the memory of how it got there.
"I don't know, Spike. I'm not sure how everyone would react to him." Twiligh
My Lil' Daddy 6Dr. Lamb noticed Epsilon stir, his fingers twitching slightly. Amused by the similarity to one of her favorite gothic novels, she turned back to the glass.My Lil' Daddy 61 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The creature stood on its feet, the visor filled with an expressionless yellow mask. However, she didn't expect it to start glowing. "What ?" She breathed, putting a hand on the glass.
Its body glowed white-hot, the light nearly blinding her. Objects in the room began to levitate, like the metal counter and bits of the floor. An even brighter flash illuminated the room for a second, temporarily rendering Dr. Lamb's sight useless.
Once the dark spots in her eyes vanished, she notice
My Lil' Daddy 5Twilight trotted around another corner, searching for the Princess. "Great. Now I'm lost." She growled.My Lil' Daddy 51 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Spike brought up the rear, still holding the ring. "Aw, don't feel so bad, Twilight. It's not like we've always lived in places like this. Why don't we ask a guard for directions?" He asked.
Twilight gave a sidelong glance at a passing noble, and then shook her head. "No, it's fine. We'll find her, eventually." Twilight said.
"What is it with ponies and asking for directions??" Spike asked himself.
Ignoring the dragon, Twilight continued searching the halls for the Princess. "Maybe she's back at the throne room ?" She wondered out
My Little Virus: Chapter 3Chapter 3: Case ZeroMy Little Virus: Chapter 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Adam awoke with a start at around 5:55 AM. Not the normal time for him to wake up on a day off, but then again, what he was beginning to experience wasn't normal either.
After forcing down a light breakfast (his natural appetite and hunger still were on strike), Adam called the first doctor on the list. Turns out that he was busy with patients that day, and couldn't come at all. The second one called was out sick, ironically enough. The third one called was sick in an ambulance stuck in traffic and had a line of patients to take care of. The fourth one was out fighting giant robotic lumberjack dinosaurs.
New Friendships 8New Friendships 8New Friendships 82 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I coughed nervously, my throat a little dry from the lack of water. However, I was still too nervous to ask for water, since I was never given a canteen.
We had been walking for a few hours, the source of the smoke drawing near. We had already eaten a lunch in relative silence. I was pretty much ignored (much to my relief), although I'd been under the wary vigil of Rainbow Dash.
I coughed again when I breathed in a little too much dust from the wind. Fluttershy noticed and flew down to my level. She offered me her canteen. "Here, this should help."
Rainbow Dash was between us in an instant. "Hey! Careful! He might slip s
My Little Virus: Chapter 2Chapter 2: SymptomsMy Little Virus: Chapter 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The next morning was almost the same as the previous one: wake up, put a bowl of ramen in microwave, shower, eat ramen (with chili powder in it this time!), but not to walk to work. After all, he was scheduled off.
After taking a look in his fridge and at his monetary status, Adam figured he had enough reason and money to go to the grocery store and buy a few good groceries and snacks. At least it would break the ramen routine up a bit.
Seeing that it was 9:00, Adam frowned. The grocery store didn't open until around 11:00. At least he had the internet for company. It always managed to keep him busy for good chunks o
New Friendships 6New Friendships 6New Friendships 62 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As soon as I closed my eyes, I fell asleep.
I also woke up in the next second, which slightly annoyed me. When am I ever going to sleep?? I thought.
However, I was hesitant to open my eyes when I started hearing voices.
"Hey, he moved! He must be awake!"
"Oh, calm down, sugarcube, I'm sure he's just dreaming."
"I really wish I could catch up on my beauty sleep, but he just HAD to take the sleeper car!"
"Guys, keep it down. We don't want to wake him."
"I wouldn't worry about that; he did sleep through all of the times we moved him. You even bumped his head on the table, remember??"
"Haha, Fluttershy, you're such a
The Creator Chapter 2The Creator Chapter 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(no one has edited this part yet lets just say this chapter is in its raw form)
the first part of this chapter is from Gabriel's prospective.
I still remember the day we were informed of Nightmares betrayal. it was on that day that the first battles of the war began. We were on our way to the drop zone to end the war once and for all before things went nuclear. Once we got their things didn't go as planned
"Are you fucking kidding me" Dash the teams scout yelled through the comm "we are going to be dropped into enemy territory to kill Nightmare? why don't you just slap a sticker on our heads that says,hey fucking SHOOT ME!" she was very v
Guardian Final ChapterGuardian Final Chapter2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Equestrian Guardian
Twilight sat in the place where David had disappeared for she didn't know how long. Her heart felt like it was breaking into pieces inside of her. The only one she had ever felt such a strong love for besides Celestia was gone. He had cared for her like a little sister, no more than that. He had loved her, and she had loved him. She sat on her haunches until the rising sun's warmth reached her face. "Twi they're holding a funeral service in a few minutes. They want you to speak if you can sugarcube." AJ said from behind her. Twilight stood up on her hooves and began to walk away from the sti
The Creator Chapter 1The Creator Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: Harmony
]Days later Gabriel met with the king of Equestria and promised that he'd protect the land from all threats, but only on his terms and he made it clear that he didn't serve the king, he served his daughters. the pact was made, and he was given the title of Judgementor.
Our story picks up 2,000 years after Gabriel's awaking an hour before the banishment of Luna.
"I don't know what to do Gabriel; we are evenly matched and i can't defeat my sister alone!" Celestia's voice rang through the underground lab that Gabriel called home, Gabriel looked at his princess a slightly irked look in his eyes. "You're asking
Guardian Chap 43Guardian Chap 432 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Equestrian Guardian
"Be careful Bio!!" David shouted as he took off down the hallway behind the door. He sprinted as fast as his legs would allow him as his heart pounded away in his chest. Every fiber of his being knew what was coming and he was determined to end the problem before it began. "Everyone is counting on me. I made a promise that I would protect this world no " He cut himself off. "Not just another world. It's my home, and I vowed to protect it and my family even if it cost me my life!"
He shouted as he picked up his pace. The hallway seemed to go on forever. The pitch black bricks and pillars coupled wi
Guardian Chap 39Guardian Chap 392 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Equestrian Guardian
Twilight gasped at what Luna had said. "Kill everpony?" She repeated in shock. "Yes Nightmare Sol is feeding off the evil that still looms in Equestria, but that's not what she wants entirely." Luna said frightened. "Then what in the hay does she want?" AJ said confused. "What she wants is to open the Gates of Darkness." Luna said quietly since the guards were still standing in front of their cell.
Twilight gasped at the mention of the Gates of Darkness. She had read about them in one of her books, and had been terrified of it so much that she had nightmares for 4 days straight. "The Gates of Darknes
Guardian Chap 38Guardian Chap 382 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Equestrian Guardian
Every story has two sides. Every tale, another point of view. One from the POV of the Guardian. The other from his little sister Twilight...
3 weeks earlier....
Twilight watched on in horror as David struggled against the endless numbers of Nightmare Sol's shadow creatures. His burning blade swung back and forth, desperately trying to turn the tide in his favor. She tried every spell she knew to break Nightmare Sol's tendrils grip but none of them worked. "DIE!!!!!!" She jerked her head up to see David glowing a dark purple and leaping into the air heading for Nightmare Sol. She
Guardian Chap 32Guardian Chap 322 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Equestrian Guardian
David and his army marched into Appleloosa the following day. Most of the glances they received from the ponies in the town were those of confusion or concern. He didn't blame them, he would probably be concerned too if 300 ponies in armor walked through his town. "Can I help you fellar's with something?" A pony wearing a sheriff's badge said as he walked toward the group.
"Yes you could actually. I'm looking for a pony named Braeburn." David said as calm as possible. "Now why are ya 'll looking for Braeburn?" The sheriff asked narrowing his eyes. "That's none of your business, and if you want us to stay pea