Silly jokes #1I feel inspired by the joyful Dionysus and the laughing Thalia so... SILLY JOKES TIME!Silly jokes #12 years ago in Personal
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What did the chimera cross the road?
to eat that delicious chicken!!
How did Perseus defeat Medusa?
Perseus (without looking): You have food stuck on your teeth
Medusa: WHAT?? Oh noes, a mirror! A mirror please!
*Perseus handles a mirror*
Medusa: THANK YOU!
*Medusa looks into mirror and turns herself into rock*
Pythia Priestess: Oh Great Apollo, Lord of the Fire of the Oracles, tell us, will we have rain?
Apollo: There is 75 % chance of raining for Athena and the Ithaca, now... if we see the expanded map we can see the cold front moving through Crete, and I would say you will have a very stormy weekend folks. Now there is a severe thunderstorm watch in effect for Epirus...
Athenian: Hey, wanna go to beach
Spartan: HOW YOU DARE??? IT MEANS WAR!
Athenian: Hey, cool dude, I am just inviting you over to a party at the beach later
Spartan: Will... there be... War? :3
Athenian: No, dude, just me and our fr