Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
Doctor Who FridaySeven A.M. Wakin' up in the TARDIS, Gotta get out, Gotta see outside.Doctor Who Friday4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Gotta Have my Screwdriver, Gotta be Sonic.
Seeing everything the Time is Going, Ticking on and on, Everybody's Runnin'.
Gotta get Down to the Planet.
Gotta See the World.
I See Daleks!
Killing with the Ground Troops, Blasting with the Saucers.
Gotta make my mind up, Which way should I run?!?!
It's Doomsday! Doomsday!
Gotta Save the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Doomsday! Doomsday! Savin' the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Looking for a way to escape.
Into the Vortex, Cruising in the TARDIS, Flying so fast, i Fear i might Die!
I think we may Crash!
I Got this! I lost this!
The Controls are not Quite right (Yeah)
I Got this! I lost this!
Now There's Cybermen!
Deleting in the Front Lines!
Converting in the Moonbase,
Gotta make my mind up, Which
Doctor Who 1021. The Doctor always stays out of trouble.Doctor Who 1023 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. The Doctor does not look human, humans look Time-Lord.
3. He's the Doctor, he's worse than everybody's aunt.
4. The Doctor never interferes in the affairs of other people or planets, unless there's children crying.
5. Fish fingers with custard are a culinary delight.
6. The Doctor is most definitely a madman with a box.
7. Always trust the Doctor.
8. Even the Doctor makes a mistake sometimes, that's what he needs his companions for. And of course because everyone needs some company.
9. The TARDIS is sexy.
10. Don't touch a cookie in the TARDIS, they are dangerous.
11. Compared to travelling with the Doctor, the London Blitz is a safe place to be.
12. The Eleventh Doctor has a way of having absolutely brilliant ideas, and then going about them all wrong.
13. Amy is awesome.
14. The new Daleks look like a bad version of the Power Rangers; they just got a few colours wrong.
15. Cracks in walls can be very dangerous.
16. The Doctor has p
10 Doctor Who rules 10 DOCTOR WHO RULES10 Doctor Who rules4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Some funny rules that strangely apply to 'Doctor Who'
#1. No alien being made of metal (and very few of flesh and blood) will be killed by an assault rifle.
In fact, weapons that fire anything over one round a second are probably dead weights. (On the other hand, a beam weapon that fires only one shot, or any improvised weapons like mistletoe, a fire extinguisher, or a telescope, will be entirely effective.)
Send the assault rifles to Col. Shepard, 1 Atlantis Avenue, Pegasus Galaxy (postal codes at Atlantis have 8 Stargate Chevrons). They'll work there, and he's probably run out of ammo since you started reading.
#2. Beware Ten to the Power of One!
If the villain launches an attack with monsters, the targets will survive if their numbers are either less than 10 (the Doctor and companions, plus important characters of the week) or greater than 100 (innocent alien populations, the human rac
The whovian alphabetA is for Angel you freeze with your eyeThe whovian alphabet3 years ago in Humor More Like This
B is for Box that the Doctor can fly
C is for Custard, a fish-finger treat
D is for Danger; you never retreat
E is for Explosion; a good time to run
F is for Friendship- always good fun
G is for golf and for grassy golf balls
H is for Help when he answers our calls
I is for Ice cream, and that's always sad
J is for Jammy Dodger, which make daleks mad
K is for Kestrel, which things often aren't
L is for Leadworth; the upper part
M is for Manual he threw in a star
N is for New Earth; a bad place for a car
O is for Ood, living only to serve
P is for Pompeii that he couldn't preserve
Q is for Question that must not be asked
R is for Rassilon, who ruled in the past
S is for Sonic, which doesn't do wood
T is for Time Lord, who weren't always good
U is for U.N.I.T., protecting the earth
V is for Venus; best give it a wide berth
W is for Wibbly, the lever to use
X is for EXtra shielding; what a cruise ship could use
Y is for Yeti, fascinating to see
Ode To David Tennant - A RageOde To David Tennant - A Rage4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Ode To Tennant A Rage of Two Fans
Dear David Tennant
We think you're really great
You've killed a lot of Daleks
When they yelled EXTERMINATE
You killed them really quickly
You hit them with your laser beam
They screamed out really loud
When they died in all those scenes
Sorry, did we say laser beam?
We meant to say screwdriver
But we haven't watched it in a while
Cuz you went pedophile
You married your own daughter
And we think that's really gross
You should have come and found us
Instead of fighting Adipose
We even like the captain
We think he's really nice
We liked him in that one scene
We looked at his butt twice
We wish you'd take your clothes off
But we don't think that could be
Because you met some bimbo hooker
That you married off BBC
You met with Donna twice
And for that you're really cool
But you were with Martha once
And for that trip, you're a fool
So listen, Tennant, darling
We tell you this in love
Before we fly back to America
Like two dejected
The Itsy Bitsy TARDISThe itsy bitsy TARDIS went through the temporal riftThe Itsy Bitsy TARDIS4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Then came the cracks and pushed the box adrift
In came the Doctor and sealed up all the cracks
And the itsy bitsy TARDIS travelled again at last.
Because of Doctor WhoBecause of Doctor Who I am Afraid of...Because of Doctor Who4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
2. Christmas trees
5. school food
7. blue tooth devices
10. children's drawings
11. MRI machines
13. gas masks
14. brass bands
17. the dark
21. coma patients
23. ...and hospitals again
25. weight loss pills
30. old ladies
Never Be the Same-9Rose FanficNever Be the Same-9Rose Fanfic4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Rose stopped cold in her tracks. There it was, sitting on the arm of the chair.
The Leather Jacket.
She walked slowly, as if in a trance. Reaching out, she hesitated. She was afraid to touch it, as if it would disappear, just as The Doctor, her Doctor did just a short while ago.
When fingers finally connected with the cool texture, Rose's breath strangled in a sob. She rushed over and grabbed it, holding it close to her body. She collapsed to the floor, the jacket in a bundle in her arms. Memories flashed in her mind as tears slid down her face.
"I could save the world but lose you."
"What use are emotions if you will not save the woman you love?"
"Just another stupid ape."
"Everybody lives, just this once, everybody lives!!"
"Rose, I'm coming to get you!"
"It was a better life."
"You were fantastic, absolutely fantastic! And you know what...? So was I!"
Rose shook as the tears blurred her vision. Her wonderful Doctor, the man who had changed her life,
Snog All The Doctors! Part 1Chapter OneSnog All The Doctors! Part 13 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
River was sitting in her cell at Stormcage reading a book. It was a slow day and River was trying to relieve the boredom. She knew she could escape at any time but even that didn't interest her so she spend the day napping, eating and trying to lose herself in a good book.
As she turned the page, her ears pricked up when she heard a familiar wheezing sound. She grinned and closed the book. Standing up, she turned and faced the bars of her prison, watching while the TARDIS fully materialized.
"My love, you read my mind," River said softly as she moved closer to the bars.
The door opened and River smiled when she saw her husband. The smile fell off her face when she noticed he looked angry.
"You don't look happy to see me, sweetie," she said to him while Amy and Rory stepped out of the TARDIS.
"I'm not," the Doctor said, stepping up to the bars.
"River, what did you do?" Amy said as she and Rory came up to the bars.
"I did nothing," River said, confused.
"Oh? Because anything
Run Doctor who -spoilers-Rose used to wonder why the TARDIS sounded like it was crying whenever it left somewhere, but as she broke the kiss to stare at the fading machine, she realized that it was because when the Doctor had to leave, his heart broke just a little. He went where he was needed, where the TARDIS sent him, never encountering the same people twice (except Donna, but there was something bigger going on there). Even with his companions, there came the time for them to leave. Rarely did he see them again, and never for very long. His goodbyes were often fatal, leaving dead behind, through no fault of his own though he blamed himself.Run Doctor who -spoilers-7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The new doctor, her doctor, came to stand beside her and she wondered, what was a doctor without a TARDIS to cry for him? He took her hand gently, laced her fingers through his and smiled.
"Run." He said, and suited action to word, tearing off down the beach, dragging her behind, answering her question. The Doctor without his TARDIS was like a soldier without a gun, dep
The Doctor and RoseThe Doctor and Rose9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
he thought "Its impossible" he paced back and forth, his feet making quiet thuds on the metal deck of the Tardis. He couldn't just drag her into this, the life he lived, but some part of him yearned for her. Mabey it was the first time she saved him, or him her, or the way her eyes lit up when she walked out of the Tardis and onto another world. Mabey it could have even been the way she teased him, about everything and nothing, or the way she always insisted on wearing something new every time she left the Tardis, or the way she always braided her hair in someway. it could have been her smile, or the way she held his hand when they were in danger, or the way she called his name when she was scared. it could have been anything, but nothing could make him let go of Rose. Nothing.
He loved her, but he couldnt say it. Not again. He saw the look on Sarah Jane's face when they met again. The pain in her eyes, the sadness written into every line of her aged face. Every time, he
The Doctor- Me With YouI shouldn't be following you, down a dark alleywayThe Doctor- Me With You4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Chasing the bad guys, making them run away
But here I am, and here we are,
I'm the doctor, you're the shining star
And as we run with night at our backs
I'm picking up pieces of my past
And I'm making a future, something completely new,
You with me and me with you
Obsessed With Sherlock Holmes Top 45 Ways You Can Pretty Much Be Sure You Are A SherlockianObsessed With Sherlock Holmes3 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
1. You've called every "consulting detective" in the book and told them to get real.
2. Whenever you answer the phone, you ask, "Afghanistan or Iraq?"
3. You have or will live(d) in a '221 B Baker Street' come hell or high water.
4. When someone asks you why you do something, you reply, "That's what people DO!"
5. BBC, Granada, Warner Bros... you've seen them all.
6. In the shows, the Holmes is always perfect for the Watson, and vice versa.
7. You have your Watson...(and maybe you even call him Watson?)
8. No matter who it is, Holmes' portrayal is spot on.
9. You analyze people to the point where it's just plain creepy.
10. You do your research.
11. Rache or Rachel?
12. You know someone who lowers the IQ on the entire street.
13. Constantly show up the police, give them credit anyway.
14. You ship EVERYone.
15. Football and five kids....
16. You get the previous two.
17. You know what happened between Adler and Holme
The Tenth Doctor's PoemDoctor, wont you please make up your mind?The Tenth Doctor's Poem7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
All these girls chasing you from behind
Would you ever fall for the girl next door?
Just because you survived the great time war?
Every time I see you on the screen,
There is always some new girl on the scene,
Chasing the daleks, but she is looking at you,
Just because youre Doctor who.
Rose saved you from your fears,
But yet again she was out on her ear.
You faded away because you were too late,
And a runaway bride was your next date.
Doctor Martha Jones was next in line,
She wanted to love you, but you had to decline.
Martha Jones was brilliant, you said,
But you told Donna Noble instead.
I was happy when the new doctor came,
But you even upset poor Sarah-Jane.
You in your tight suits and big hair
All the girls stop and stare.
Every companion always had your back,
Even good old Captain Jack,
But even he went back to his team,
But theres already a new girl in the next magazine.
Its Saturday night with a Steven Moffat s
Trying not to love youYou call to me, and I fall at your feetTrying not to love you3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
How could anyone ask for more?
And our time apart, like knives in my heart
How could anyone ask for more?
"JJJOOOHHHNNN" I heard my flatmate shout from downstairs his voice strained. He'd been gone for 2 weeks saying it was one of those cases he'd best do himself not even telling me as to where he was going. It hurt to know that he would rather do some things without me but I wasn't complaining to him if he still came back home. I rushed down the stairs and for the first time in 10 days set eyes on my flatmate.
My heart almost stopped at the sight of the blood pouring from his shoulder as he layed on the floor, barely conscious. I rushed over to him falling to my knees grabbing the first aid box from beside the sofa as I did so and let my medical training take over. Why didn't he take me with him? I would have stopped this! I could have been the one hurt instead of him and I realised painfully I would give almost anything for that to be the case
Black Hole -REICHENBACH SPOILER ALERT!-I've heard people compare death to a hole, an empty space in your heart. And I'll admit, I used to think like that, too: I'd lost family, friends, acquaintences, patients, complete strangers, and each one seemed to take a little piece of me with them.Black Hole -REICHENBACH SPOILER ALERT!-3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Leave it to Sherlock to aim higher.
A gap would be an improvement to this black hole in my chest that seems to be sucking in everything, every part of me and every memory that was him.
He...the body...it...was stretched out, cold and still on an even colder table. They've left me alone. They've been leaving me alone a lot lately, as if they think I'm volatile.
Maybe I am.
Deep breath. Look at his face, John. Just do it. Even though it's worse than being shot, take a long, hard, final look at the chin and set of the eyes and remember their colour. Memorise the cheekbones and the mouth. Don't forget the hair, a mop of dark, curly hair that they've rinsed out, but you still can't help but picture soaked with blood.
My hand is shaking, but I
In Memory of the Tenth DoctorIN MEMORY OF THE TENTH DOCTORIn Memory of the Tenth Doctor5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A MESSAGE FROM STEPHEN: This isn't a story. Actually it's some of my favourite quotes from the 10th Doctor, David Tennant. Quotes from some of my favourite Doctor Who episodes.
Just a heads up that some of the quotes may have been pronounced wrong. And some I had help with the subtitles on my Doctor Who DVDs. I didn't bother to go through all the episodes I have on DVD, so most were written by memory.
THE PARTING OF THE WAYS
DOCTOR: 'Hello, okay Um. New teeth, that's weird. So, where was I? Oh, that's right. Barcelona.'
THE CHRISTMAS INVASION
DOCTOR: (to Jackie and Mickey) 'Merry Christmas.'
DOCTOR: 'We haven't got much time. If there's pilot fish then Why is there an apple in my dressing gown?'
JACKIE: 'That's Howard, sorry.'
DOCTOR: 'He keeps apples in his dressing gown?'
JACKIE: 'He gets hungry.'
DOCTOR: 'What, he gets hungry in his sleep?'
DOCTOR: 'First thing's first. Be honest. How do I look?'
ROSE: 'Um, dif
The Argument DW Fanfic."Damn it, Doctor, I'm not a child!" Rose yelled as she stood with the Time Lord in the console room.The Argument DW Fanfic.3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
They had just gotten back from another dangerous adventure. Rose had wandered off to explore, despite the Doctor's stern warning not to. She had ended up captured and nearly killed.
"I'm not saying you are a child, Rose. But you could have been killed out there. You're my responsibility and I promised your mother I'd look after you," the Doctor yelled back. "I told you not to wander off and you did. Do you have a hearing problem, Rose? Because I'd get that checked if I were you!"
"And you don't wander off and get into trouble, eh?"
"I know what I'm doing. I've done this for hundreds of years. You were nearly executed and once again I had to come to the rescue."
"Fine! Take me back home then if I'm such a burden!" Rose said before stomping out of the room.
She ignored the Doctor as he called her name and asked her to come back. Hot tears ran down her cheeks and she wiped them away with t
YouKnowYou'reObsessedWhen.....YouKnowYou'reObsessedWhen.....5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1) You know the names of all the actors (As in David Tennant, not just The Doctor)
2) You know what David Tennant's real last name is
3) You own all the DVD's
4) You own at least one Other piece of Doctor Who merchandise
5) You know that Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who
6) You have to knock on you knock four times
7) Every time you see a phone booth you wish it was blue and bigger on the inside
8) Every time you see a statue of an angel you make sure that there in the same position after you blink
9) You watch the episode 'Blink' you don't blink
10) You have seen at least one of the original episodes
11) You get annoyed when someone types "Dr" instead of "Doctor"
12) You own/want to own a item of clothing the Doctor does
13) You try turning things on/opening locked doors with your sonic screwdriver
14) You think Bananas are good, even though you hate the taste of them
15) You went to a dress up party as the Doctor
16) You know what TARDIS stands for
17) If anyone says somet
9th Doctor x Reader : Candies and Banana's9th Doctor x Reader : Candies and Banana's1 year ago in Romance More Like This
9th Doctor X Reader: Candies and Banana's
You were waiting in the Tardis. An hour ago the Doctor asked if you wanted anything, and because you had a bit of a sweet tooth you asked him for a bag of hard candies,you gave him some money and drew out a map to the nearest mini mart and the he took off, leaving you in the blue police call box waiting for him to come back,you really didn’t know of any other rooms on the Tardis besides your room and the control room and besides you wanted to see the Doctor when he got back,you had been traveling with him for a month and you had grown used to him, his warm grin, his tender hugs and how he never failed to cheer you up.
finally the Tardis Door opened and in stepped the Doctor, he was wearing his trademark leather jacket, black pants, a maroon t-shirt a nice pair of boots and, he was carrying a plastic bag which seemed to be carrying more than just the small bag of hard candies you requested, before handing it to you he withdrew 4 yell
Home againAUTHOR'S NOTE: this is sequel to the story "A month after." If I were you I'd read that story first. Thank you.Home again3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sherlock Holmes's returned to 221B Baker Street after his "death" 5 hours and thirty two minutes ago. And to be honest he didn't expect that reaction from Mrs. Hudson and John. Especially from John. The consulting detective thought Mrs. Hudson would faint and Dr. Watson would punch him in the face. Or somewhere else. But instead of that Sherlock saw his friend with hopeless eyes and the gun in his hand, ready to die.
And that's caused pain. Sharp pain inside Sherlock Holmes's heart. The feeling of constant grief has been living in Sherlock all of these 18 month. 18 month Sherlock Holmes was dead to his best friend. And 18 month he has been solving crimes in China, Japan, New Zealand just not to think about John's sufferings. But every evening, just like Mycroft predicted he watched his Doctor via cameras on Baker Street. There was time when the detective was ruining everythin
The Cosmic Hobo's ABCsA is for AbsurdThe Cosmic Hobo's ABCs4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He was shorter, wearing long, baggy clothing, a silly tall hat over a silly head of black hair.
Ben shook his head. He was convinced this man was the Doctor but did he have to look so absurd?
B is for Bored
When he told Zoë he left Gallifrey because he was bored, he told only part of the truth.
What he didn't mention was that the image of his wife's dead, cold body still filled his nightmares.
C is for Crumbs
He actually didn't know why he started saying it. It just became a habit.
D is for Dalek
He was playing trains with his enemies, laughing all the way. Even Jamie joined in, holding on to one of the Pepper Pots. Alpha, Beta, and Omega laughed (a strange noise, actually), saying "Choo-Choo!"
E is for Ecstatic
"Splendid!" the Doctor shouted, clapping his hands and hopping up and down. Polly laughed; despite his age, he could act just like a small child.
F is for Fun
"Just think of it!" he shouted, his blue eyes filled with glee, "All those inventions, mine
The Doctor Vs. EdwardThe Doctor Vs. Edward5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My friend asked me just the other day
Why Doctor/Rose is better than Edward/Bella
I smirked and laughed, and simply said "okay."
Yes, the vamp's got The Doctor beat with age
'Cause a single hundred's better than nine
But in the ways the Doctor wins, the age difference seems fine
And yes, the Doc's got the bigger ears
But what love can there be when the vamp hunts deer?
But the Doc's got a few victories up his sleeve,
So Edward fans, listen up please
So Edward sparkles with a shine that seems drastic,
The Doctor's smile lights the room just when he says "Fantastic"
Yes, The Doc's nearly killed Rose, but died inside for it
But Edward has killed Bella,
and had no trouble calling his and Bella's love forfeit.
The Doc calls Rose one of the best
While Edward compares her to an alternate to meth
Edward takes Bella for a ride in the trees
The Doctor takes Rose through time, without having her ask, "Please?"
Edward abuses Bella if you read between the lines
But when the Doctor gently