The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
The Opposite Day Genie IIThe Opposite Day Genie IIThe Opposite Day Genie II4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Mature content warning! Story might mention sexual themes, minor cussing, and all around strangeness... it happens...)
The front door to the house burst open as the oblivious catgirl skips out onto the porch and begins her springy jog toward the downtown cosplay convention. It was nearly impossible for John to contain his excitement as every lovely bounce and curvaceous swing of Kim's body echoes through his silky consciousness.
"Best... day... ever..." John sighs to himself, complelety lost in bliss.
Rolling her eyes, Sylvia feels obliged to interrupt. "Hey bra boy... You do know that technically you are cradling the breasts of my former brother..."
"Yeah, but it's so much better than being stuck in the butt of my beautiful girlfriend, wouldn't you say? Because according to a conversation with your last boyfriend, you apparently "don't like it in the ass..." How's the we
You Are Who You EatYou Are Who You EatYou Are Who You Eat4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity... Also, no humans or animals were harmed in the making of this story...)
"Honey, your stupid package has arrived!" Lisa calls from the front door. "... And you'd better hurry, cause I don't think I want it in my house anyways..."
"Coming dear, please don't hurt it!" John hurriedly races into the living room. Quickly grabbing the package off the floor he squeals like a schoolgirl. "The Experimental Human Foodinator 3000! The only one in the whole world and it's ours!"
"Lisa, you don't understand! This is the greatest coolest most fantasticist thing... EVER!"
"Come on, we have got to try it!" John places the slight larger than a microwave device on the table and activates it causing tiny light to blink across the surface.
Bathroom TroublesJohn groans, when he was at his own apartment this never happened. Just so happens that visiting his parents during spring break brings back one of his most annoying memories, having to share the only bathroom in the house with his sister. Ever sense entering college, she had started focusing more on her appearance. He had to admit it was working, all his friend kept asking him for her number constantly. Having a hot sister certainly has its upsides, but having to wait forever to use the bathroom because of it certainly isnt one of them.Bathroom Troubles6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
LAUREN! John bangs on the bathroom door multiple times. This is ridiculous, how long does it honestly take for you to get ready in the morning! You are 22 years old, you should know how to dress yourself by now!
Go away! John hears the water from the showing cease flowing. Look, Ive got to get ready.&
The Gun TGThe GunThe Gun TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Eric Cole ran as his ex-girlfriend, Misty, screamed though the hallway, "I'm gonna blast your balls off!"
When he responded to heavy knocks on the front door of his apartment, it may have appeared she was leveling a handgun at him. But the colorful, purple handle gave away the true nature of her weapon.
He had no idea how he dodged the first blast of light and energy. Instinctively, he pushed the door in her face but her legs were already through and nothing would keep her out.
After the hallway and the threat still ringing in his ears, Eric sprinted into the living room and grabbed the mirror off the wall. It was tall and narrow and made for a decent shield.
Misty stalked around the corner, her colorful gun leading. Her black hair seemed darker than usual with tendrils that splayed across her forehead like spider legs. While a head shorter than him, Eric knew never to underestimate Misty with how much time she spent kickboxing in the gym.
In fact, with the shine of swea
Bimboized Birthday Vorhais TGVorhias bit into a bite of cake as he walked, the plastic fork resting against his tongue; it seemed to add an odd flavor of its own to the mix, though he wasn't sure if it was a good thing or not. The cake was barely worth eating to begin with. Scooping up a last piece of pink frosting to chew on, he dropped the remainder of the cake into a passing trashcan.Bimboized Birthday Vorhais TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"That's not very nice, you know." Vorhias froze, the gentle press of something vaguely cylindrical pressing between his shoulder blades. "Not that there's anything that says one has to be nice; it's often frowned upon in my line of business, in fact. But you could have at least thrown it out a few blocks further from where you got it."
"Who are you?" It was the only question that entered Vorhias head. He'd have thought there'd be a thousand questions in a situation like that, but only one was presenting itself. It was an unfortunately stupid question, though; As if someone with a gun was going to calmly announce who he was.
The mannequin in the atticThe mannequin in the atticThe mannequin in the attic3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
(Woman into mannequin)
“This looks cute,” Bridgette says turning to her friend Emma, showing her a low cut pink singlet.
“Low cut, are you trying to get every boy to look at you?” Emma asks. Bridgette just gave her a smirk as she puts the singlet back. Both at the age of seventeen, Bridgette with long blonde hair while Emma had black, the two ever since they were ten were always into fashion and once they were finish with school the two were planning to go into the fashion industry.
“Now this is you!” Emma said grabbing a white shirt with pink decorations on it.
“That just screams girly, I don’t think so!” Bridgette said.
“Well better then these bimbo clothes that you are bringing out!” Emma explains.
“You got it, flaunt it!” Bridgette said cupping her C cup breasts and slightly jerked them up, Emma just shook her head as she returns to her shopping. Hearing her
Gaming GlitchIt was Spring Break and Mat was stuck at home. His parents managed to afford a trip for themselves and his brothers, but Mat got the short end of the deal. His parents couldn't afford to bring him, so they left him home alone for an entire week. They figure he was old enough to be by himself for the week and they didn't really want to throw away all their planning for the trip.Gaming Glitch5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mat is 17 years old, has brown hair, and stood at a regular height for a guy of his age. He sat in his bed and played around with his Nintendo DS. The game he was playing was Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.
He was slowly playing through the game, on the third case to be exact. "Let's see," he mumbled, "I don't know what to do next probably should ask Maya if she has an idea what to do next."
He went to Phoenix's office in the game, since that was the only area to ask Maya anything head on. When she popped on screen, he clicked the t
The Transformation PolkaThe Transformation PolkaThe Transformation Polka11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Two young women got out of a car and started walking toward a slightly run-down hotel. They were both dressed in jewel-toned knee-length dresses, and looked almost like sisters, especially with their long brown hair done up in identical up-dos.
“Seriously, Maria, what on earth possessed the student council to have prom here, of all places?” asked the slim one in the shimmering green dress.
“It was cheap, Ginny,” replied the slightly taller one in the wine-coloured dress. “We had to find an alternative to the gymnasium thanks to the repairs. Besides, there are other advantages to the location.”
“Other advantages...” Ginny looked around, and her eyes widened. “We’re right next to a freaking nudie bar, how is that an advantage?”
“It’s a topless bar,” Maria replied absently. “My uncle Leo works there, though he’s taking the night off t
The Bimbo Virus, Part OneThe Bimbo Virus, Part 1 by realitychanger42The Bimbo Virus, Part One4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Survivors of the Bimbo Virus, part One
Jason rose above the car, looking around wildly.
You see anything? Derek asked.
Not yet, Jason said. You?
No, Derek said. Where are they?
Who knows, Jason said. Having massive orgies.
You know, Derek said, Thats not such a bad image.
Considering that most of them were guys, it should be, Jason snapped. Now quiet. Stay in the shadows. Jason signaled to move forward, and the two survivors crossed the suburban street, which was littered with debris; papers and trash lay on the ground, followed by the occasional lingerie. Smoke rose from smoldering fires from where panicked victims threw gasoline onto their lawns in an effort to stop their attackers. Tubes of lipsticks on the lawn proved that they were unsuccessful.
They probably just waited for the fire to
Contractor: Teen DesirersContractor: Teen DesirersContractor: Teen Desirers7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
(Women into cow and horse)
Madison looked down at her scales to see that it read that same that read last week, Madison always worried about her weight apart from being she was no where near classified as overweight or chubby in fact most of the boys that she went to her boarding school found her to be one of the hottest girls there, however for Madison it wasnt about the weight thing, it was keeping it off what was the problem.
There got to be another way! Madison said as she hope off the scales and walks into her living room. Im so sick of these diets, I need something that I never have to worry about my weight without these pesky diets!
I can help with that! a male voice answers her, quickly Madison turns to a direction of the voice to see a man in his mid thirties with short spiky brown hair and wearing the most casual clothing.
Who are you and how did you get in? Madison quick
The Purr-fect Body Treatment The Purr-fect Body TreatmentThe Purr-fect Body Treatment7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Oh come on Greg! Jenny said pulling her friend into this spa, Why are you so nervous?
He gave her a look and said, Because the last time we did something together, you tried to turn me into a cat girl! Isnt that enough of a reason to be nervous when you offer to do something with me Jenny?
Ever since the situation in the costume store a while back, Greg had been distrusting of Jennys motives for taking him different places. She had previously wanted to change Greg into a cat girl at the store and hoped as soon as he changed, he never would want to return to being a boy. Unfortunately, he didnt response well to her plan and she was forced to abandon it soon aft
Robotic - TGMike stared at the wall. It wasn't a particularly interesting wall. In fact, it could be claimed by some - many - to be a rather boring wall. But it was the only wall Mike had to stare at, and it was mildly less boring than the back of his eyelids. His head being fixed to the opposite wall by metal clamps, along with the rest of his body, he did not have much more choices.Robotic - TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"You couldn't you at least get a bloody picture?" he muttered, either to himself or to his capturer. The latter rarely answered, and the former - he hoped - would continue not to do so.
"Pictures interfere with work," Lexi responded. He could stare at her, actually, for short periods of time. She was at the very edge of his vision, and it gave him headaches to do it for too long, but the back of her head was still more interesting than the wall. At least the strands shifted, and there was the barest chance of seeing a lice or something else that he could nitpick on.
The hair itself was blonde and long, trailing the f
Candy Land: PlumpyCandy Land 1: PlumpyCandy Land: Plumpy4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Warning: Contains a girl to fruit TF. If that doesn't float your boat, feel free to set off to another port.
The roommates, dazed and disoriented, slowly began to come to. The last thing Terri, Lyssa, Maria, Allison, Betty, Darren, Gina, and Allen all remembered, they were setting up a newly-found (but old-looking) Candy Land game in the living room of the old house they had occupied for years and were about to vacate. Allen set up the board, placing the deck in its spot and setting out seven of the game pieces. When Maria, who was hesitant to play, finally relented, Allen placed her token at the starting line and everything went white, bright, and shaky.
"Ow, my head!" Lyssa complained. "I feel like I just woke up the day after a bender!"
"Shut up! You're too loud! My skull is splitting!" Terri fired.
"Where... wha... where are we??" Betty finally m
Birth of a Weapon - Part IBirth of a Weapon - Part I2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
25 December 1969: Cold War Era
President Nixon stood solemnly as he addressed the world with an unprecedented announcement.
“The United States shall renounce the use of lethal biological agents and weapons, and all other methods of biological warfare. The United States will confine its biological research to defensive measures such as immunization and safety measures.”
Nixon’s speech did little to quell the fears of a third war between the world’s superpowers. The biological threat was merely a footnote to the nuclear arsenals of the United States and Russia. The world could not yet comprehend the awesome power and horrific capabilities that lie within the biological warfare arena. The shadow of the nuclear world was the perfect cloak for the further development of biological weapons.
12 June 1987
A man struggled to free himself from the limb restraints wrapped around his extremities; the hospitable bed he was imprisoned in clanged and crea
Halloween horrors"Come, come, my deariesHalloween horrors5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
come to get my sweets
come, come, my dearies
what you pretend to be!"
A witch stood next to the table, whispering the spell over and over, as she grabbed a vial. The purple liquid glows out, as she grins. Looking over the table, and grabbing the bowl of sweets. She opens the vial, and turns it, but rather than a liquid fall on it, the liquid changes to a gas, and slowly settles on it. "Come, come, my dearies," she whispers, as her doorbell rang in the silent house. "Guess it's time," she says, grabbing the bowl, and walking to the door.
Three people stood there, teens as they were, grinning, and holding toilet paper. "Trick or treat?" The three ask. The witch grins, "Ah, but my darlings, I choose treat, so no tricks tonight?" She offers the bowl, and the three grab some candy. "Thanks!" They shout, walking off.
"Why is it always treat?" A boy, dressed as a cheerleader said. "Maybe because they don't want you to scare children tomorrow?" A french maid t
Cowgirl ExposedKami was an organic vegan out to show the world once and for all how cruel the dairy industry was to cows. She had spent months looking for the right farm to film and eventually she had found it, a farm that churned out a massive amount of milk despite its small size to the point where Kami was certain that they had pumped their heifers full of all sorts of chemicals. Not to mention that it was miles and miles outside of any town and no one she spoke to had ever actually seen it. So they thought they could get away with their crimes against animals just because they were set in the middle of nowhere? Kami would show them!Cowgirl Exposed2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
So, in the dead of night and armed with only a camera to arm her Kami drove out to the farm, planning to break in. She wore all black, everything but her freckled face covered. Her skin was frighteningly pale, and in the moonlight it almost glowed, although in the right light her completion offset her wide green eyes and wild dark red hair perfectly. Not that Kami was
The Suit TGThe SuitThe Suit TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Mr. Gardener? I am the representative from Nuhaizi Global. A pleasure to meet you."
I looked up from my desk at the young, Chinese woman who stood in the doorway of my office. She had long, perfectly-black hair which fell in a seamless curtain on her neck. Her suit was lean and black as well, with only the even collar edges of a light-red top showing at her neck. Her expression was neither inviting nor abrasive. It looked clinical. Her eyes avoided mine and her voice was without accent.
I stood from my chair and reached out my hand to her. She took it calmly with a sedate shake and a slight bow. I gestured to the chair in front of my desk. Before sitting, she reached into a pocket, retrieved an immaculate business card, and handed it to me.
The card gave her name as "Miss Lin Xiumei" on one side and in Chinese on the opposite. The Nuhaizi logo and name was right after that, followed by "International Representative in Matters of Legal Concern" and "Fluent in English, C
A Perfect Halloween Costume (tg/tf)James smiled stroking his beard as he looked in his PO box. It had finally arrived! The package was large, and aptly so! It was a commission from the legendary craftswoman Mermaidlover86 on deviantArt. She was a master at crafting mermen/maid tails. James saved up for almost a year with a part time job so that he could afford a commission from her. He saw others, and theirs looked wonderful!A Perfect Halloween Costume (tg/tf)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The college senior opened the package carefully with his pocketknife to not damage it, and could barely contain his excitement as he looked down on his very own merman tail! He had always loved the ocean and was fascinated by everything in it, including merpeople. He had embarrassing memories of wishing that he could meet a mermaid, and hoped he found one whenever his family went to the beach. Now that he reached his twenties the magic of such things have diminished; however, he could still enjoy such things as much as anyone else has their own guilty pleasures.
This tail was everything he asked fo
Catherine chapter oneCatherineCatherine chapter one8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter one: Catherines mistake
By the shadow demon
(Woman-Anthro domestic cat)
Catherine loved bargain shopping especially when it comes to jewellery. Catherine was seventeen, quite popular at school, good figure and long straight brown hair and blue eyes to die for.
After another day of buying of price cut down jewellery, she was about to go home when she spotted a shop with a sign marked cheap jewellery inside.
Thinking that it sounded good, she approached the shop.
Opening the door, Catherine couldnt hardly believe of how much jewellery they was, all from key chains to a little chain piece.
As she look around she heard the sweetest voice ever, May I help you dearie? Catherine turn to see an old lady standing behind the counter.
Uh, no thanks just browsing Catherine answers back in a polite way; soon she came across hundred of necklaces, each one more beautiful then the other.
But one got her eye, it was a long silver chain w
runaway cowgirlRunaway Cowgirlrunaway cowgirl8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By the shadow demon
Walking down a endless highway, Sarah wonder how far she could go when her mother would find her, for a week ago Sarah had great argument with her mother, Sarah always hated when her mother never gave any fun For this Sarah decided to make her suffer by running away.
Now In country where the only thing alive was the cattle in the paddocks next to the highway, turning her attention to the paddock to her left. Sarah did note a road leading away from the highway, she look down the high way to see that it bee miles until she will hit the same road.
If I cut through the paddock, She said out load Ill get their quicker then just going around
Making her mind up, Sarah slowly walks toward to the fence then pause to read a sign on the wire of the fence.
No trespassing it read, those how enter without permission shall be punished
Looking around, Sarah couldnt see anyone only cattle.
Succubus TF part 2Kylie and Lindsay were out at their favorite club in Miami. They thought it was just going to be a regular night where maybe they might get lucky with a guy. They did end up getting lucky...but not with a guy.Succubus TF part 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
They were at the club, dancing and drinking. Kylie was at the bar chatting up one of the cuter guys. She had short ginger hair, with eyes that were the deepest royal blue you can imagine. She was relatively cute, but her body left a little to be desired. She wasn't fat, but she was muscular from her years playing college volleyball. She had modest B cup breasts and a firm athletic ass, with a toned waist. Her legs were long, but not as slim as she would have liked. She was wearing a navy blue dress that was fairly long for a club dress, ending just before her knees.
Lindsay wasn't too far away, but was on the dance floor with a guy. She wasn't as cute as Kylie but wasn't ugly either. She had long brunette hair and jade green eyes. She had pretty much the same build as Kylie as sh
Revenge of the Geeks - TGJace grinned as his fist slammed into the lockers, relishing the feel of power as William whimpered. He ignored the pain, keeping the grin on his face as he leaned in close enough to spread his nacho breath across the boy's thick glasses. "Where's my homework, Willy?" he demanded, keeping an eye on the guy to see if he'd actually piss his slacks. It had been weeks since he'd gotten a picture like that for his collection. "You were supposed to get me my homework, remember? Make it look nice and pretty for me to take into my teachers? I'm finally at the point where I can hand in an A paper without suspicion, Willy. You can't let me down now, when I got my parents all primed."Revenge of the Geeks - TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I I don't I don't have your homework today, Jace," he whimpered, the voice grating on his ears. He ground his fist deeper into the locker, taking the pain in return for the look of stark terror on Willy's face as he let out another grin.
"You don't have my papers, huh? Guess you only did enough homework
Amal's Cheetah Girl...Female TransformationAmal's Cheetah Girl...6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
(Woman to Anthro-Cheetah)
Hi! If you're reading this, then you've found my diary, and I need to find a better hiding place. This journal is about my time with my boyfriend, Amal. We had been living together happily for 6 months, and even though it was such a short time, we were thinking of getting engaged! It was a magical time in my life, but sometimes too much magic can be a bad thing...
What I didn't know before moving in was that Amal had a fixation on beautiful women, specifically, photoshopping pictures of them to create anthroes. He would spend hours at a time, sitting at his computer and creating these amazing catwomen. He was really talented, but doing this all the time at home meant he didn't have a spare moment for me. Now, I've been told I was really pretty, but obviously not enough to keep his attention they way those models in his pictures did. More and more, he would go int
The Bitch Seat - TGThe day had started as a typical average day for Joey; he had just gotten his very first motorcycle a few months ago and was busy showing it off to his friend Angie. The bike itself was just your average Harley, but to Joey it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Angie had given him crap about buying a motorcycle, saying that’s usually a mid-life crisis purchase and they're still in their early 20’s.The Bitch Seat - TG2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Both youngsters had dirty blonde hair. Joey kept his kind of long while Angie was sporting a pixie cut. Joey had bright green eyes that Angie always told him girls would kill for, while her eyes were two different colors. Her left eye was a light blue while the right eye was a healthy green. Both of them considered themselves athletic; they worked out enough to stay in shape, but nothing too extreme.
Ever since Joey had bought the motorcycle, Angie had always wanted to take it out for a spin. Of course, that would mean that Joey would ride with her on the passenger seat.