The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
Dairy Idol (Cow TF TG)It had been a long grueling day out in the desert, and as usual I was on my own. I was travelling with a group of fellow archeologists in order to check out an old tomb for some possible hidden treasure and artifacts. Unfortunately for me, I was stuck navigating this hot and musty old ruin by myself! My group had chickened out after watching The Mummy the night before, and decided against following me into the ruin. I made my way through the decrepit tomb, looking for some sort of special treasure to bring back. Sadly, searching ruins isn't as glamorous as they make it out to be in movies. There aren't any large caches of treasure, mystical artifacts, or Daedric weapons situated anywhere. It's a good thing that's the case, I'd hate to be transformed by some kind of weird magical artifact again!Dairy Idol (Cow TF TG)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
I wandered through the ruins, and looked about for anything worthwhile. Finally, I found a strange room in the back of the ruins. Sitting in the middle of the room was a glistening golden statue
MilkThe pink Mercedes seemed out of place in the quiet farming community. It coasted down the straight-away, flanked on either side by seemingly endless fields. Some held growing crops; others kept herds of grazing livestock. Everything here disgusted Ashley Champ and she wanted more than anything to turn around and go back to her home; to the city, with people.Milk7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
But of course, she could not. Her parents had sent her to work with Grandma Beverly, so she could learn responsibility. They had fought about for several minutes before it was obvious that Ashley could not dig her way out of this. She despised her parents for making her come to this filthy place, and not her sister.
But why would they send her sweet little sister? It wasnt her had been caught sleeping with in bed with her no-good boyfriend, or seen smoking outside a convenient store. Ashley scolded herself for being so careless; if only she had been sneakier, maybe she could have gotten away with it.
Ashley glanced down at he
A Perfect Halloween Costume (tg/tf)James smiled stroking his beard as he looked in his PO box. It had finally arrived! The package was large, and aptly so! It was a commission from the legendary craftswoman Mermaidlover86 on deviantArt. She was a master at crafting mermen/maid tails. James saved up for almost a year with a part time job so that he could afford a commission from her. He saw others, and theirs looked wonderful!A Perfect Halloween Costume (tg/tf)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The college senior opened the package carefully with his pocketknife to not damage it, and could barely contain his excitement as he looked down on his very own merman tail! He had always loved the ocean and was fascinated by everything in it, including merpeople. He had embarrassing memories of wishing that he could meet a mermaid, and hoped he found one whenever his family went to the beach. Now that he reached his twenties the magic of such things have diminished; however, he could still enjoy such things as much as anyone else has their own guilty pleasures.
This tail was everything he asked fo
Succubus TF part 2Kylie and Lindsay were out at their favorite club in Miami. They thought it was just going to be a regular night where maybe they might get lucky with a guy. They did end up getting lucky...but not with a guy.Succubus TF part 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
They were at the club, dancing and drinking. Kylie was at the bar chatting up one of the cuter guys. She had short ginger hair, with eyes that were the deepest royal blue you can imagine. She was relatively cute, but her body left a little to be desired. She wasn't fat, but she was muscular from her years playing college volleyball. She had modest B cup breasts and a firm athletic ass, with a toned waist. Her legs were long, but not as slim as she would have liked. She was wearing a navy blue dress that was fairly long for a club dress, ending just before her knees.
Lindsay wasn't too far away, but was on the dance floor with a guy. She wasn't as cute as Kylie but wasn't ugly either. She had long brunette hair and jade green eyes. She had pretty much the same build as Kylie as sh
The farm: Beware of the barnThe Farm: beware of the barnThe farm: Beware of the barn8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Woman into cow)
Kelly wasnt excited moving, but never less her parents did so she did to. A sixteen-year-old city kid moving into a small town in the middle of nowhere, Kelly really wished to be back home.
Here we are honey Kellys mother cried out as the car stopped in front of double story building.
Yeah Kelly mumbled brushing her shoulder length black hair away from her face.
Getting out of the car, her mother grins of how wonderful it was to get away from the rush of the city, where Kelly just wanted to get away.
So you are the new family thats moving in? A lady asks as she walks towards them My name is Julie Summers I live just two houses away
Uh sorry where are my manners? My name is Sara and this is my daughter Kelly Kellys mother introduce her self and Kelly.
Welcome to the neighbourhood, now I should tell you one thing before get comfy, you
Jean - TG with a GenieBrian stared at the pink orb in front of him, pinching the tiny thing between his thumb and forefinger. "You want me to swallow this?" the eighteen year old asked, after a moment.Jean - TG with a Genie6 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Yes, Mr. Daniels, that is exactly what we want," smiled the woman who had introduced herself as Sally, leaning over the table a little bit to show off her cleavage. Brian swallowed, the pill sliding down his throat on automatic as he did his best not to stare at the brown locks floating on her cleavage as she absentmindedly dusted them off.
"So, you um going to tell me the effects now?" he asked, after a moment, wrenching his eyes upward to meet her crystalline blue ones. They sparkled a little, as she smiled.
"The test trials you have agreed to represent a rather large interest our firm has, regarding a contract we hold with the Djin world. This is our latest endeavor, the maturation of which you are to be responsible for,"
"And I get five hundred bucks, right?" he asked, nervously. He did
Catherine chapter oneCatherineCatherine chapter one8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter one: Catherines mistake
By the shadow demon
(Woman-Anthro domestic cat)
Catherine loved bargain shopping especially when it comes to jewellery. Catherine was seventeen, quite popular at school, good figure and long straight brown hair and blue eyes to die for.
After another day of buying of price cut down jewellery, she was about to go home when she spotted a shop with a sign marked cheap jewellery inside.
Thinking that it sounded good, she approached the shop.
Opening the door, Catherine couldnt hardly believe of how much jewellery they was, all from key chains to a little chain piece.
As she look around she heard the sweetest voice ever, May I help you dearie? Catherine turn to see an old lady standing behind the counter.
Uh, no thanks just browsing Catherine answers back in a polite way; soon she came across hundred of necklaces, each one more beautiful then the other.
But one got her eye, it was a long silver chain w
Hollow BeautyHollow BeautyHollow Beauty1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey Lauren, after you finish restocking the shelves, can you put the new clothes on the mannequins in the women's department before closing up," Ashley asked, or more commanded as she finished emptying the last group of registers in Carter's, the largest department store in the Main St. Mall, "I've got to get home in time for a date with Chad."
"Oh, okay," Lauren said hesitatingly as she put a stack of folded jeans onto their proper shelf.
"That is, unless you have something you have to be at...a date, going out with friends, anything..." Ashley was clearly once again passive aggressively taunting Lauren for her usual lack of social activity and relationships. She wasn't exactly the 'social butterfly' that most of the people who worked in her department. Mostly because she didn't have the same confidence as the others...while most of them were high school or even college cheerleaders and the like, she was a bit more booky. In fact, some of her co-worker
Gone wildGone wildGone wild8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Women into various animals)
Out of all the days it had to rain on a Saturday, Anna turns to her sisters Kelly and Georgia.
So what now? Anna asks them as they just sat in the lounge room.
Well we cant go to the mall now, we have to wait until the rain passes now do we! Explains Georgia
Well we need to do something until then Kelly says as she flicks through the channels to find nothing on. Theres nothing on what so ever
Maybe mum still has those board games that we used to play when we were young, Anna suggested
Uh Anna we are too old for board games, Georgia told her
Well what do you prefer sitting here complete bored? Or doing something that will pass the time? Anna asks her
Well I for one, will have a go Kelly smiles
Okay them, Ill be back with that Anna walked off towards the basement.
The basement was just full of
Perfect PolishPerfect PolishPerfect Polish6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Thanks for coming over, Alica.”
Alica smiled at her friend, and closed the door behind herself. “I thought you had a big date tonight. What’s so important that you absolutely had to see me now, Lena?”
Lena bounced with excitement, then dashed off into her apartment, her long dark hair flowing out behind her like a comet. “I found this cool nail polish bottle at a vendor in town, and I want to use it to have perfect nails for my date tonight.”
Alica followed her more slowly. “Okay... why does that involve me?”
Lena returned with an ornate wooden box, and opened it to reveal a simple glass bottle with a stopper.
“Uh, Lena, that barely even looks like a nail polish bottle... though if it was one, it would be pretty cool. And there’s no applicator!”
Lena handed Alica the sheet of instructions that had come with her find, and Alica started to read with growing incredulity. &
The Suit TGThe SuitThe Suit TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Mr. Gardener? I am the representative from Nuhaizi Global. A pleasure to meet you."
I looked up from my desk at the young, Chinese woman who stood in the doorway of my office. She had long, perfectly-black hair which fell in a seamless curtain on her neck. Her suit was lean and black as well, with only the even collar edges of a light-red top showing at her neck. Her expression was neither inviting nor abrasive. It looked clinical. Her eyes avoided mine and her voice was without accent.
I stood from my chair and reached out my hand to her. She took it calmly with a sedate shake and a slight bow. I gestured to the chair in front of my desk. Before sitting, she reached into a pocket, retrieved an immaculate business card, and handed it to me.
The card gave her name as "Miss Lin Xiumei" on one side and in Chinese on the opposite. The Nuhaizi logo and name was right after that, followed by "International Representative in Matters of Legal Concern" and "Fluent in English, C
The App-Collar TGI was walking down the street with my girlfriend, her name was Miki, and she asked me out during the second semester of university. She seemed to be a bright girl; she was getting over the average mark of the other students in her Computer Programmer. I was type of person who would draw art and fiddle with animation programs but knew nothing about programming. Recently, she seemed down a bit and started playing with her apps on her iPod. I tried to ask her what was wrong but she says that she is fine. Today, she was completely ignoring me as we walked around. "What's wrong? And don't give me that fake crap that you're all right." I was standing my ground with this statement. Miki's head tilted down. "Well " She muttered. Her head suddenly looked up at me. "I got addicted to playing apps on the iPod, then I wanted to start programming games by myself and see if they worked or not." I was a bit puzzled; my mind had a quick flash back. Whenever I went to her house, she would always bThe App-Collar TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Note - TGIt was your normal Wednesday afternoon for best friends and room mates Craig and Derrick who were busy working out in Craig's homemade gym in the basement. Both had been “buffing up” for the local weight lifting competition that happened every year, the competition was only a few months away and both were spending every waking moment working out. The only breaks they took was when they had to go to their day jobs or when they decided to have a social life and go out during the night.The Note - TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Craig was your average looking black man who always kept his hair buzz cut short and the rest of him was pretty lean other than the muscles he had been packing on. He was always wearing a pair of fake thin framed glasses because he “liked how he looked in them”. Craig was currently spotting for Derrick while he did a few reps of lifting weights.
Derrick on the other hand was your average white guy who was lifting a heavy set of weights. Derrick also kept his brown hair cut short but
runaway cowgirlRunaway Cowgirlrunaway cowgirl8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By the shadow demon
Walking down a endless highway, Sarah wonder how far she could go when her mother would find her, for a week ago Sarah had great argument with her mother, Sarah always hated when her mother never gave any fun For this Sarah decided to make her suffer by running away.
Now In country where the only thing alive was the cattle in the paddocks next to the highway, turning her attention to the paddock to her left. Sarah did note a road leading away from the highway, she look down the high way to see that it bee miles until she will hit the same road.
If I cut through the paddock, She said out load Ill get their quicker then just going around
Making her mind up, Sarah slowly walks toward to the fence then pause to read a sign on the wire of the fence.
No trespassing it read, those how enter without permission shall be punished
Looking around, Sarah couldnt see anyone only cattle.
Joining the HiveHoney was something that Mei Tanaka had never really seen the appeal of. It was sticky bee vomit, so what if it was sweet? She could just go with sugar – or, even better, splenda – if she was craving something sweet. So it was unfortunate that in the middle of a three week long road trip her old clunker decided to break down next to a stand on the side of a country road selling jars of honey. Mei had nothing to eat in her car, and when she called in she was told it would be three hours before anyone came to get her. It was in the middle of the country, and they implored her to understand it would take a while before any tow truck drivers were free to come at all.Joining the Hive2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
So with a resigned sigh Mei hunkered down in her broiling car and watched the smiling man in white sitting behind the table covered in jars of honey. It wasn’t like honey she saw in stores either; from the display it looked thick – almost like a cream rather than the golden syrup Mei was used to seeing.
Revenge of the Geeks - TGJace grinned as his fist slammed into the lockers, relishing the feel of power as William whimpered. He ignored the pain, keeping the grin on his face as he leaned in close enough to spread his nacho breath across the boy's thick glasses. "Where's my homework, Willy?" he demanded, keeping an eye on the guy to see if he'd actually piss his slacks. It had been weeks since he'd gotten a picture like that for his collection. "You were supposed to get me my homework, remember? Make it look nice and pretty for me to take into my teachers? I'm finally at the point where I can hand in an A paper without suspicion, Willy. You can't let me down now, when I got my parents all primed."Revenge of the Geeks - TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I I don't I don't have your homework today, Jace," he whimpered, the voice grating on his ears. He ground his fist deeper into the locker, taking the pain in return for the look of stark terror on Willy's face as he let out another grin.
"You don't have my papers, huh? Guess you only did enough homework
Amal's Cheetah Girl...Female TransformationAmal's Cheetah Girl...7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
(Woman to Anthro-Cheetah)
Hi! If you're reading this, then you've found my diary, and I need to find a better hiding place. This journal is about my time with my boyfriend, Amal. We had been living together happily for 6 months, and even though it was such a short time, we were thinking of getting engaged! It was a magical time in my life, but sometimes too much magic can be a bad thing...
What I didn't know before moving in was that Amal had a fixation on beautiful women, specifically, photoshopping pictures of them to create anthroes. He would spend hours at a time, sitting at his computer and creating these amazing catwomen. He was really talented, but doing this all the time at home meant he didn't have a spare moment for me. Now, I've been told I was really pretty, but obviously not enough to keep his attention they way those models in his pictures did. More and more, he would go int
Succubus TF"Damn it's so hot" Samantha says to Michelle as they walk to the club.Succubus TF5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was around 11pm in July in Miami but it was still as hot as if the sun was up. They were on their way to one of their favorite clubs in the city and Sam wanted to get there as soon as possible.
"Hold up" Michelle replies as Sam begins to almost jog down the street. Michelle was by far the hotter of the two. She had a pretty face with long red hair, and a body to die for. She had nice D cup breasts, a slim waist and a tight ass.
Sam had envied her since she was 15 years old. They grew up in the same small Florida town and had come out to Miami for a summer of partying after they graduated from high school.
Sam was by no means ugly; she just wasn't as...gifted. She had an equally nice face with short black hair. Her breasts were high B cups, her waist was so-so, and her ass was almost nonexistent. She was wearing some tight fitting jeans and a tank top with a sweatshirt over top just in case it did get cold, which
TrampChapter One:Tramp7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Detention was in not at all fun. Every minute seemed like an hour and there wasnt anything to distract you from the clock. Your only choice was to wait it out. Of course, there was the very slim chance of striking up a conversation with the teacher watching you. But that was highly unlikely
For Melissa Garret, detention was a whole new thing. She was generally a good kid; excellent grades and work habits. So why was she in detention? Well, during the last class, her best friend Mia had randomly thrown a book at their teachers head. Mr. Ashford hadnt been too happy about that, but when he demanded who did it, Mia had pointed at Melissa. And before she could defend herself the angry Science teacher had written her up for detention.
So, here she sat, in an empty classroom with her least favorite teacher. Itll be over soon, Melissa attempted to assure herself, but when she looked to the clock, it stated there was still ov
TrappedStacy Blaze had come to the State Fair every year since she was seven years old, and ten years later she stayed true to the tradition. She tried to ignore the fact that she was so out of place in the crowd of visitors. Unlike most others attending, she was a beautiful brunette with no hint of ever eating a bite of the greasy carnival food they offered.Trapped7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She roamed the grounds idly, passing amusement rides and dart-throwing games. Stacy had just finished glancing at a craft-sale when she found herself outside the rows of barns that showcased farm animals. The roar of grunts and squeals, not to mention the overwhelming stench of feces, were usually enough to ward off the average person. But not Stacy; she strolled right inside without a second thought.
The source of most all noise and filth in the barn were the pigs. She remembered that as a little girl she had always been quite fascinated by the swine, and had even carried around a tiny plush version of the animal. Now, however, they onl
Contractors halloween specialContractors halloween specialContractors halloween special7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Women into horses)
Halloween meant only one thing to Katie, the last year for trick or treating. At sixteen years of age with shoulder length dirty blonde hair with a body figure of an eighteen year old and the beauty of a spring flower she felt it was time to do it for the last time.
Hey, mum have you seen my costume? Katie called out as she had turned her bedroom upside down in to find.
You mean that horrid clone mask that I found in the kitchen? her mothers voice replayed I thought it was your baby brothers!
You gave it to him for trick or treating? Katie nearly scream to the thought of what her brother was doing to her mask that she brought with her own money.
Yeah, sorry honey her mother cried out, Katie couldnt believe her luck as she slams her door as she sat down on her bed, burying her face into her hands in the process.
Great just great, now w
MicroMoveMicroMoveMicroMove8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Thanks for coming over, Marty. You’re a life-saver. As always.”
“No worries, Nancy. I’m always glad to help my prettiest neighbour.”
“Bah. Now that I’m thirty, I don’t get those looks any more.”
Marty shook his head, it was an old argument. He looked around Nancy’s bare apartment. “Where is everything?” Instead of the furniture that was usually in her living room, all he could see was a set of four silver poles arranged in a large square about where the couch used to be.
Nancy gestured toward a small pile of white cubes next to one of the poles. “There. I need your hand bringing more boxes over to the cargo converter. We’ll need to move it later to do the bed, but it’s fiddly to align just right.”
“Okay.” Marty looked into the kitchen, saw several boxes there, and brought one out.
If Wishes Were HorsesIf Wishes Were Horses4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Candice handed over the cash for the cotton candy and started munching on it.
Her friend, Tamara, gave her an undisguised look of disgust as they strolled through the carnival grounds.
"What?" Candice asked, her voice partially muffled with a mouthful of cotton candy.
"I thought you were trying to lose weight." Tamara told her.
"Look at me. I've lived off carrot sticks for years and I still look like a beached whale. So forget dieting. If I am going to be fat, I might as well enjoy it."
Tamara emitted a disgusted sigh.
"What?" Candice prodded. "Like you're a poster child for perseverance. You're not goint to college just because you didn't get into Harvard."
"That's different." Tamara protested. "I've always been the best at school. I can't take settling for second place. If I can't get into Harvard, what's the point?"
"That's just what I'm saying. If I can't have the body I want, then what's the point? Man, like w
The Revenge Bracelet Part 1The Revenge Bracelet Part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nick was the biggest jerk at school. He constantly had to change schools and whenever he did, he had to find somebody to become his mortal enemy. At this school, he chose Corey, the school's star quarterback. Unlike his earlier targets, Nick hated Corey on a more personal level. Corey got everything he wanted, just because he was the quarterback. Nick had to get everything by force, not because people liked him. Nick wanted to hurt Corey the most effective way possible.
One day, Nick was at home watching TV thinking of ways to hurt Corey without getting into a fight with one of the biggest guys at school. Suddenly, a commercial came on advertising a new local shop called Heavenly Gifts that claimed to have items of magical properties. Nick didn't believe this, but he figured it was worth a look. He drove there and found it filled with strange objects. Eventually, the shop owner, a middle-aged woman, came up to him.
"I can sense you want something out of an other.", the lady rambled.