The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
The Washing MachineJuliet is 14 and lives in Chester. She has blonde hair and brown eyes and is quite small. She is also quite small. One day after Juliet had got home from school her mum asked to wash her uniform. Juliet's mum Angela was always buying clothes for Juliet that were to big for her, but her mum always told her she'd grow into them. So Juliet went upstairs to her bedroom and took her clothes off. Juliet was definitely one of the most flat chested girls at her school but she didn't care. Other than that she was very athletic and try to stay very healthy. Juliet then went and put her uniform in the wash bin. Just then she tripped over her own feet and fell backwards into the washing bin. She landed under her school blazer but when she looked at the sleeve it was covered in an acid from science (which she had had last lesson). She was about to get out the bin when the acid poured all over her giving her a slightly itchy feeling. Still being naked she tried to get out when she noticed round theThe Washing Machine3 years ago in Literature Templates More Like This
Tutorial: Speaking like a NekomimiBy: D. R. Nyan-chanTutorial: Speaking like a Nekomimi2 years ago in Other More Like This
I have had a few requests from people interested in learning my nekomimi accent, hereby referred to as my nyaccent, so I decided to form a reference of sorts that at least explains the basic rules, as it is more complex than it first appears.
My nyaccent is still growing and evolving, so this guide may change suddenly without notice. Also, I make no claim about this being the only way to talk as a feline anthro, nekomimi, etc. This is merely my take on it and there are multiple right answers and multiple interpretations. This reference is free to use as long as you give me credit for my part, but make sure you check it every now and again for changes.
Rule 1: Sound over Sight
This is the cardinal rule behind my nyaccent. While I have seen similar accent forms around, some of them make me want to cringe b
Damsel DirectoryAlright, people, welcome to the Damsel Directory. At this point, if you've been following my guides, you know how to make your villain, pick your hero, and even the various types of TG and TF. Now it's time to Make a Maiden.Damsel Directory6 years ago in Writing More Like This
Frankly, in this day and age, we've grown fairly acceptant of the fact that just because they're Damsels in Distress doesn't mean they're helpless - but that doesn't mean that you can simply split them into two groups, of the classic and the new. So here's just some of the types of Damsels you can use.
The Classic Damsel - we're all familiar with this one, I'm sure. If you're not, go read a fairy tail, or play the old Mario games so you can rescue Princess Peach from her tower of tallness, or whatever. Or you could just watch Fiona at the beginning of the Shrek movie, if you really want a more contemporary view. (The first one - she doesn't stay classic for long, thank god.))
Basically, this type of damsel just sits around and waits for her prince to come sav
How to Introduce a CharacterThe classical Movie Introduction Sometimes, you get a hero. Not over time, but right at the start this is your hero. He's confident, he's suave, and he always packs his shaving cream. Somehow he always manages to get that beard just right, despite the fact that you've never seen him trim. Everything about him is admirable, and you just wanna follow him like a little puppy dog because that's how AWESOME he is.How to Introduce a Character5 years ago in Writing More Like This
it might work, but you still shouldn't do it. It's one thing for movies, where you can simply follow someone's action across the screens. In books, you want the closeness that only seeing the character fall on their face time times just to get it right once will bring.
The stumbling introduction - sometimes, your character stumbles into the wrong thing at the wrong time. Or the right thing at the right time, perhaps, but if you want a good story you should probably make sure it ends up worse for them than it would have otherwise.
Oh, sure, things
sex change blackmailsex change blackmail5 years ago in Other More Like This
thanks jon i allways wanted to be a lesbian. i cant belive that you payed for my sexchange i love how you made me look. wait i ow you. no im not being your girlfriend and no im not going on a date. yes you have to tim or should i say lexi or ill show everyone the bill for your sexchange and i can cancel the cheack for it and you will have to pay. lexi say what dress should i where pink or red. pink and you have to do all the things girls do for there boy friends like kiss, hug, sit together and sex. no i will not. ok im calling sara. no plz ok i will. smile ( flash ) there i have a pic of a happy girl ready for a date.
bimbobimbo5 years ago in Photography More Like This
i was spying on the girls dorm room with my video recorder. when one of the girls spoted me they grabed me and held me down. when they where done i ran to the bathroom and i say a blond bimbo staring back at me. then one of the girls said come back we got some strap on for you and the video camra is rolling.