The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
Tutorial: Speaking like a NekomimiBy: D. R. Nyan-chanTutorial: Speaking like a Nekomimi2 years ago in Other More Like This
I have had a few requests from people interested in learning my nekomimi accent, hereby referred to as my nyaccent, so I decided to form a reference of sorts that at least explains the basic rules, as it is more complex than it first appears.
My nyaccent is still growing and evolving, so this guide may change suddenly without notice. Also, I make no claim about this being the only way to talk as a feline anthro, nekomimi, etc. This is merely my take on it and there are multiple right answers and multiple interpretations. This reference is free to use as long as you give me credit for my part, but make sure you check it every now and again for changes.
Rule 1: Sound over Sight
This is the cardinal rule behind my nyaccent. While I have seen similar accent forms around, some of them make me want to cringe b
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thanks jon i allways wanted to be a lesbian. i cant belive that you payed for my sexchange i love how you made me look. wait i ow you. no im not being your girlfriend and no im not going on a date. yes you have to tim or should i say lexi or ill show everyone the bill for your sexchange and i can cancel the cheack for it and you will have to pay. lexi say what dress should i where pink or red. pink and you have to do all the things girls do for there boy friends like kiss, hug, sit together and sex. no i will not. ok im calling sara. no plz ok i will. smile ( flash ) there i have a pic of a happy girl ready for a date.
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ok sis you can dress me up for practice for beuty school. all done go look. wow sis i look great. ya. sis why cant this lipstick come off. because its lip stane. ding dong. o good your dates here. what you mean my date. well if he dose note know your a guy to night i did a good job but if he finds out i will have to try again. so dont let him know. come in mike shes all ready. hi whats your name. im lexi. bye you to dont stay out to late.