The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
Agent Smith - TG"What's that!?"Agent Smith - TG2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"Agent Smith " The man started to place a hand against his brow, but let it drop; he was really getting too old for the job; chasing after young rookies who thought they knew everything the world had to offer. He was going to be in for a surprise; how long it would take, Jerry didn't know; he'd expected it weeks ago.
"I bet it's something scientific; like an alien. Or a zombie. Can we beat up zombies?" the man demanded. "Or do they just fall apart?"
"Zombies aren't dangerous; ghouls are, but they're rare; and yes, you can fight them."
"Cool. That's cool," he grinned. "I think I could do with a ghoul; we can do good with ghouls." He smiled, bright and happy, moving across the road with a little laugh, and a sort of impromptu dance that carried him across the asphalt road. He was heading towards the craters as if he'd never listened to a single one of Jerry's lectures.
Moving faster to catch up with him, he bit back a curse at the pain lancing through his hip.
Transformation ventIf you don't like vents then don't read guys.Transformation vent2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I know you can hear my voice so loud,
I was just another soul lost in the crowd,
Thinking about the wasted time,
Trying to make these verses rhyme,
You thought that death was beyond you,
Walking around like your fire proof,
We knew that you were born with hidden wings,
And I won't let you die till the angels sing.
I needed you with me to help me now,
but the words I spoke you tuned them out.
Now you hear my voice has changed,
More evil, vengeful and deranged,
There's no way to stop how I feel,
You think these feeling I have aren't real,
You were wrong I'm breaking down your door,
I'm not gonna tolerate your life any more.
I guess I wrote this because of all of the changes that have happened recently. All the people I knew online have changed, rarely for the better. I'm not going to name anyone but a few people were selfish and abandoned people. Well fuck them I'm not going to pick up the pieces when they fall any more. They can deal with
My Steampunk WorldAs some of you can tell, I've been obsessed with Steampunk lately. I'm sorry if no one likes it, but I'm probably gonna continue posting stuff about it for a while.My Steampunk World7 months ago in Personal More Like This
Anyway, I've made my own Steampunk world/country/whatever. Here's some of the information about it. (Its mostly a country)
Capitol City: Engul (sounds like something from LoTR)
Government: Imperial Confederacy of Provinces (they're tyrants, basically)
Currency name: Imperial Shekle.
Danoris was advancing in technology like the world around it, but there was a horrible civil war just before the industrial revolution. Because of it, there was mass destruction and high radiation (most of it non-deadly to the locals), cause peoples' hair, skin, and eyes to change colors (and a few people to grow/lose things they weren't supposed to). After everything was rebuilt, and the citizens taken care of, they were far behind the rest of the world in technology. When they reached their industrial era, the government (tyranny
Favorite Tail-Growth Scenes/PicsI'd like to open up this forum to tail growths, which i believe most of us enjoy. As I've mentioned before (and described in my stories/poems), my favorite aspect of a transformation is the tail growth. Please feel free to share favorite videos/photos of riveting tail growths!Favorite Tail-Growth Scenes/Pics11 months ago in Personal More Like This
Squeak, Piggy, SqueakMy Master has, on occasion, embarrassed me by having me make noises like a certain farmyard animal. So, as a special treat for Him…Squeak, Piggy, Squeak9 months ago in Personal More Like This
I'm on my hands and knees. This isn't really by choice – there are leather cuffs locked around my wrists and my thighs just above the knees, and they're all joined by chains, so I can't get up. There are also cuffs on my ankles chained to the back of a wide leather belt around my waist, preventing me from straightening my legs.
Other than that, I'm naked, except for my 'adornments'. Chief amongst these is the 'snout' – I'm not sure what it's made of, but it was applied by a professional make-up artist, a friend from the film industry, using some kind of industrial-strength glue, because it shows no signs of coming off, no matter what I do to the damn thing! It looks pretty realistic too, from what I saw in the mirror when he put it on, completely hiding my nose and spreading out on my cheeks a little. I can see it in the corner of my eyes, like a clown's b
The Pet"The Pet"The Pet1 month ago in Personal More Like This
Giving one's freedom to another person willingly is a lifestyle choice.
Slavery is not being able to make that choice.
Writing erotica: A one-handed occupationPeople are often asking my advice on writing erotica.Writing erotica: A one-handed occupation2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Now, I don't pretend to do this better than anyone else.
I hope I'm better in bed than on the page, to tell the truth.
However, the best advice I can give is to read an article on writing sex scenes which was published in Utne Reader some years ago. It is an excellent article and deals with the nuts and bolts (or nuts and other body parts) very well -- and in a fun way.
Here is the link to it:
One place in there he mentions that it is okay to be aroused by your own writing -- whether you are writing with one hand or two.
Now, that is always a big problem of mine -- and probably a big problem for many erotica writers.
I got to thinking about this while reading the first weight gain erotic piece by beellygirl: http://beellygirl.deviantart.com/#/d4z7u76
It is a story dealing with the joys of feeding another while pleasuring oneself (Good stor
A Girl Named MoriahThat is my best friend, her name is Moriah, she's 13, and she's a lesbian. She grew up a christian, her parents are super religious and try to keep her on a tight leash.A Girl Named Moriah3 months ago in Personal More Like This
She's also the most caring, loyal person I know. But she has zero self confidence and her parents are to blame.
Lately Moriah has been growing into herself more, and finding out who she really is. Like when last year she told me she liked girls and that she was dating someone out in Ontario.
The thing was that her parents could not find out while she still lived with them, or else, honest to god, her life would be ruined. So she had a spare FB, multiple locks on her phone so no one would see her text plus conversations with her girlfriend. She's been doing this kind of thing for years, and I know it's not exactly safe, or smart, but if was the only way she could be herself instead of her parents 'perfect little god fearing daughter.'
Last night, she accidentally left her spare FB open on her
OH NO!!!!!Took from :iconask-darkrai491:OH NO!!!!!4 months ago in Personal More Like This
There is a hacker going around and this one is a bad one.... If he hacks your account he will post pornographic pictures especially a male's nether regions. And he will delete all of your watchers and he will write a journal saying "I hate you all. Go die" please if something were to happen to me please understand that I got hacked. As you all know I would never go and tell all of you I hated you all. I love all of my friends to bits. Please spread this around because if he knows you know about him he might not hack you. I'm not worried about this hacker but I'm his making sure I want to ensure my safety. And I want to make sure you guys are aware so I can save you guys from this as well.
Tired Journal is Tired...Been sitting here thinking about things after work today...Tired Journal is Tired...4 months ago in Personal More Like This
- There are 3 PS2 games that I once owned that I no longer have. War of the Monsters, Whiplash, and Kya Dark Lineage. They were some of the funnest games I've ever played. I will be forever haunted by their absence in my collection... which is currently absent for various reasons...
- I think after this month I'll give the comics a rest. Quite a few reasons why. Compared to everyone else in the DU, I feel my drawing skills are below average at best, and that just depresses me. I've been having trouble keeping up with the per month thing that goes on in the deviant universe over the past year because of various reasons... . I had promised my watchers that I'd work on the Minecraft Card Game, and I feel kind of stupid for not working on it since they still appear to be the most popular thing I've done so far on this account, and thus as far as I know most of my wa
Frankenstorm UpdateStorm kicking ass, and internet impossible. Probably won't be back on until Wednesday.Frankenstorm Update1 year ago in Personal More Like This
The Golden Age of Heros in Angel FallsThis is a warning. This Journal has a BIG rant. A rant so big that if you think anyone that is critical and compassionate bout something they love are haters, then please do not read any further...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!The Golden Age of Heros in Angel Falls1 year ago in Personal More Like This
As I stated before, Heroine Prime is dead. To me the entire DC Universe is dead. It died with the beginning of Infinite Crisis Earth, and there was no hope after that. Sure I know it was dramatic and all that stuff, but lets face it, no hero survived it in any way, shape, or manner to their former selves. Origins changed, Powers changed, abilities, identities, Earths, it all changed.
It's what I call the Big Wipe. Remeber when your parents were telling you something, but you had to be a smartass and upstage them? Well that's the comic as well as the entertainment venue today. I've heard everyone bowed down and kissed J.J. Abrams ass to believe everything in that movi
Update and an apologyGreetings from beyond the grave!Update and an apology1 year ago in Personal More Like This
No, just kidding . But really, I'm sorry I haven't been on lately. I've been so busy with school and stuff... I haven't got the time like I used to in the summer. BUT! This weekend, I'll be free! In fact, to make up to everyone, I'll write 2 stories, one of which I'm working on right now!
I'll explain more in a bit
Since I've been busy, I had wanted to get at least an introduction video out, but I didn't get the chance to. Maybe I'll do it right now to get it over with so you can all hear my horrible voice :L (really, I sound terrible). Alas, it'll be a start to those who have subscribed (and hopefully subscribed) to my Youtube channel. If you haven't, here's the link again: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1DNGYmcLO2a3nbSv4l_LTA
Adding on to the beginning, I'm going to pump out 2 stories. Maybe not back to back because some people may not see them, but a day after another. So, tomorrow, I'll finish the one I'm work
The Brony apple collection gameFor the past few months one of the admins of the #Bronies chatroom, ~verywrony , has been testing and modifying a game in the #BronyGames room and last month the game reached its final point and ~TheOmNom was the lucky winner of 250 points for collecting the most.The Brony apple collection game1 year ago in Personal More Like This
The room is now open for all, and donations are being taken on ~verywrony's page for the prizes, to begin with Wrony has already put up 200 points for the winner.
To play the game is simple. Join the chatroom #BronyGames via an existing chatroom or through this link http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/Bronygames and use the bot commands +apple, +zap_apple and +give to start collecting.
DON'T DELAY GET BUCKING TODAY!
Da family..?I might make a da family. anyone wanna be in it?Da family..?1 year ago in Personal More Like This
BLAGHUgh, this is being way too complicated...BLAGH1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Internet is still not very easy to come by, and when I have some I'm either at work or someone else's place. It's been rather hard to be around.
Still no idea when I'll be back for good, let's keep on rooting!
100 Themes Based On How To Turn Into A Girl?Update: Looking over what was listed below and picking or lightly rewriting the once I like a lot to fit the list ^ ^ keep them coming you turn into a girl fan club!100 Themes Based On How To Turn Into A Girl?1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Quite a while back in one of my alternative groups I was thinking of ways to get the community active in art creation and the 100 Drawing Themes Challenge that is so popular here on Deviant art appeared as the answer. I took the concept and spun it toward the focus of the group and a none active assembly of people who never wrote in a blog became more energetic. I am always trying real hard to spin the whole what if you Turned into a Girl think in new ways but I think it’s time for a change!
For this blog think of at least 10 Themes based on some guy gets turned into a girl. Try to keep it as a Theme no more than 3 words maximum. Fill free to explain the concept but bold the Theme idea. If you do a good job it might get listed as one of the 100 Turn into A Girl Themes! Keep it PG 13 please. I
The Great Deviant art Pimp offOk! Let get this show on the road!The Great Deviant art Pimp off2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Only three right now.
But I do have rules set up!
Two eliminations each round.
3 judges. the first is me, the second is :iconTime4CD: and the third is :Iconmattkind:
The first round each judge will get 8 votes, these votes are to be given out based on over all pimpness, effort and style. The pimpticipants with the lowest amount of votes at the end of the round will be eliminated. The round after that each judge will get six votes, then four, then two, then for the final round all judges will have one vote;
HOWEVER! Every PREVIOUS pimpticipant will ALSO get to vote.
So don't be a bad winner folks. You need those losers votes just as much as you need the judges.
We will accept submissions in written form. However, please be advised that we are English speaking judges and I personally, can not speak any other languages. If English is neither your first language o
what ash didn't think of when he got feminizedAsh didn't think that if Brock and misty were watching they wouldn't be suspicious that ashley had the same pokemonwhat ash didn't think of when he got feminized2 years ago in Personal More Like This
also what would he tell misty and brock on how he got his 4th badge considering he was banned
He didn't real think it through when he wore that dress
Operation TGOPERATION TG:Operation TG2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Credit ART: hazeru chan
okay so i'm making an awesome collaboration with a few of my friends in college.
its main story is about a secret mercenary group that can be hired to do some "dirty jobs"
main characters are 7 ladies and 3 guys
ive been trying to do every main character in my style. but im lazy.
(characters are based from our friends in college)
haha we used them as reference )
i'm one of the "character design group" and story line group
my friend kind of made an opening song. (it was just quickly made)
still needs some fixing
Feminized Cannabis SeedsHеrе at Autо Seеds Bank have сannаbiѕ sеedѕ frоm the wоrldѕ fіnеst sееd bankѕ whо produсе not оnly feminіzеd сannаbis seеds, but autoflоwering аnd regulаr seedѕ аs well. So whаt are Fеminіzеd Cannаbiѕ Sееds?Feminized Cannabis Seeds2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Feminized Cannabis Seeds are potentialy one of the greatest achievements in the cannabis farming community. Feminized cannabis seeds grow into all female plants, therefore saving the grower the time and hassle of identifying, and removing the males, and so avoiding unwanted pollination.
By forcing the plant to stress using changing climatic conditions, it is possible to force a pure female plant to produce a small amount of male flowers. From these rogue male flowers the pollen is collected. It is then used to fertilize the remaining female flowers, th
Feminized gallery D:Up until now, I never thought about it but now that I haved noticed that I feel I need to change it. My gallery is way too much feminized! I took me quite a lot of time to reach that conclusion, huh?Feminized gallery D:4 years ago in Personal More Like This
I decided to at least try drawing more guys, to make my gallery more equal. Besides, I'm slowly getting sick of drawing only girls, especially game fanarts. I feel I need something more challenging... I'll probably try drawing some actors from my favourite movies and some guys from Final Fantasy. It won't be anything flashy, just rather quick sketches like the one I'm currently working on. I'll probably post it at the beginning of May when I'm finally home. Along with the neglected fanart of Raine...
I also have a few requests I need to do in the nearest future, I wish I had my tablet here so I could do that sooner
Currently working on:
A portrait of my brothers and me (my mother, as always, had an urgent request D: )
Raine Loire (finished!)
The Cartwrights (finished!)
Feminized clothing tortureWell, for those who know me in person, you'll all just laugh at me tomorrow. For those of my online pals, you'll laugh at me now.Feminized clothing torture4 years ago in Personal More Like This
Mom got me a blue boyfriend approved dress.
I HATE DRESSING LIKE A GIRL I wear girl jeans and some girl shirts yes, but not skimpy crap like my sister, I like tank tops and tee shirts, and coveralls/overalls.
I love my Nintendo/Mario tee shirts, and my skulls shirts and I like sneakers and valcroe sandels, because flip flops drive me batty.
So, I have a wedding to go to, my boyfriend and his friends talked me into it, I really hate the idea now. Mom took me and my boyfriend dress shopping a while ago, my boyfriend enjoyed himself very much, and laughed at me because I asked my mother how to put a dress on. She also got me this stupid faux diamond bracelette cause she won't let me wear my nice black onyx bracelette or my onyx necklace. She's making me wear all this rinestone shit, and I hate diamonds and rinestones fake or real, they're so borin
TG QueenEllo, I've been on DA for a long time as an RP-er but I create this account so that I could finally release some Tg and TF themed work and stories out side of my main account.TG Queen3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Feel free to say hi and drop a note by
I'm currently not doing requests unless they are for face view only.