The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
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Will, a 16 year old, and his family lived in a large mansion in California. His father had become very rich after his company had took off. Will spent most of his time playing video games on his PC or watching TV, and because of this his parents had become angry with him.
"You need to get out of the house and do something, or you will become overweight!" said Will's mother. "So what if I do, I haven't gained that much..." replied Will. Will's mother lifted up his shirt, revealing his bigger belly. Will smacked away her arm and his fat rippled slightly. "What the hell are you doing?! Get the hell out of my room!" Will, pushed her out and slammed the door.
Will's mother went down to her bedroom. As she got in to her bed, her husband asked her "What's wrong honey?" noticing her frown. "I just wish our son could be more active and healthier." She then went to sleep, unaware that in
Agent Smith - TG"What's that!?"Agent Smith - TG4 years ago in Personal More Like This
"Agent Smith " The man started to place a hand against his brow, but let it drop; he was really getting too old for the job; chasing after young rookies who thought they knew everything the world had to offer. He was going to be in for a surprise; how long it would take, Jerry didn't know; he'd expected it weeks ago.
"I bet it's something scientific; like an alien. Or a zombie. Can we beat up zombies?" the man demanded. "Or do they just fall apart?"
"Zombies aren't dangerous; ghouls are, but they're rare; and yes, you can fight them."
"Cool. That's cool," he grinned. "I think I could do with a ghoul; we can do good with ghouls." He smiled, bright and happy, moving across the road with a little laugh, and a sort of impromptu dance that carried him across the asphalt road. He was heading towards the craters as if he'd never listened to a single one of Jerry's lectures.
Moving faster to catch up with him, he bit back a curse at the pain lancing through his hip.
A Little Accident (vore) (digestion)Not mine but really good Vore by krishna3caA Little Accident (vore) (digestion)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"Oh! crap, what I do now?" you say.
Your name is Timothy and you are 21 year old. Until now, you had a flawless career in the field of biophysics. You have graduated 1 year ago from the university and you were immediately hired by the government to work on top secret projects. Since your have been hire, you have been assigned to the quantum-field project, unofficially known as the shrinking machine.
But now you are a little frightened. As you were approaching a breakthrough, you were so exited that you forgot to close correctly the test chamber. As the test was in progress, you were hit by some kind of radiations coming from your experience.
The effect was immediate. You lost roughly 2 feet in two seconds. You were already a short guy before the accident (about 5 feet tall), but now you are so short that you can't reach the controls or the phone.
Back to the present. You cannot stop thinking how stupid you were to expose yourself to the radia
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Know your Basics - Composition (the manip way)The Rule of Thirds is another one of those expressions that you have probably heard before somewhere but aren't quite sure what it means. This article strives to shed some light on this rule as well as on how to use lines and shapes in your compositions to lead the viewer's eye to the important bits. There are some compositional rules and pointers that no artist should go without knowing!Know your Basics - Composition (the manip way)4 years ago in Personal More Like This
The Technical Part
Rule of Thirds
Thankfully this time, there are no hours upon hours of dry reading to be done because the Rule of Thirds itself can be explained rather easily:
"The Rule of Thirds states that an image should be imagined as divided into nine equal parts by two equally-spaced horizontal lines and two equally-spaced vertical lines, and that important compositional elements should be placed along these lines or their intersections." (from the wikipedia article)
Or - summed up in one image:
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Know your Basics - Colour Theory (the manip way)Most of us have heard about Colour Theory - be it in school or on dA or as a term thrown about by someone somewhere. But what exactly is it? And how do you use it? This is what this article is striving to explain especially in regards to photomanipulation.Know your Basics - Colour Theory (the manip way)4 years ago in Personal More Like This
The Technical Part
Thankfully, there's tons of reading material about colour theory. Starting with the wikipedia article on the subject (which seems rather dry and boring to be honest) and ranging to tutorials written by deviants for their fellow artists. Those are the ones I'd like to recommend to you to get started in colour theory:
Still too dry and technical?
Okay, let me put it this way: the use of colours in your artwork can determine its mood and atmosphere. If you do it well, it can draw in the viewer and make them see what you want them to see by putting emphasis on certain parts. Colour theory gives you a way to know in
Know your Basics - PerspectivePerspective comes in different forms, the most obvious & basic of which is the use of the word in relation to the appearance of relative orientation in a three dimensional space. At first, it may seem irrelevant to photomanipulators, (because, hey, the photographs already are perspectively sound,) but putting more than one photograph in context requires that you learn to see what makes sense and what doesn't.Know your Basics - Perspective3 years ago in Art Features More Like This
The Technical Stuff
Perspective (from Latin perspicere, to see through) in the graphic arts, such as drawing, is an approximate representation, on a flat surface (such as paper), of an image as it is seen by the eye. The two most characteristic features of perspective are that objects are drawn:
Smaller as their distance from the observer increasesForeshortened: the size of an object's dimensions along the line of
sight are relatively shorter than dimensions acro
Daily Lit Recognition for August 4th, 2014Daily Lit Recognition for August 4th, 2014Daily Lit Recognition for August 4th, 20148 months ago in Literature Features More Like This
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Improving writing qualityI think that I have been known to write small critiques on the stories of newer NBM writers on dA. A few people didn't seem to like this. I do it because I'm trying to improve the quality of work throughout the "scene."Improving writing quality3 weeks ago in Personal More Like This
Of course, not everyone is a serious writer. I'm sure that some writers just sat down at the computer one day and felt the need to do something to scratch the itch, I was one of them. Many have no intention to become "great smut writers" and that's fine. In fact, it should be quite easy to tell what stories I've written in a few hours versus those that I've sat on for weeks and months.
Despite 47 posted stories here, I'm still quite shit.
Here are some tips I've learned through my own writing, and reading that of others:
- Introduce new characters slowly. Some stories start of by trying to introduce us to five new characters at once. This is confusing, at least to me. Introducing two at once seems to be fine, spend enough time that we can know who they are before
Canvas sizes - inches and dpi and pixelsThis is a sort of guide on canvas sizes, inches, dpi and pixel x pixels.Canvas sizes - inches and dpi and pixels2 years ago in Art Features More Like This
when it came to canvas sizes, I always kind of assumed that inches belonged with dpi and pixels were just pixels and that everyone knew that; but i read a whole bunch of comments on a tumblr blog where someone asked about canvas sizes, and SO MANY people were replying with things such as, "4000x4000 px at 300 dpi" or "2000x2000 px at 200dpi".
and I guess not everyone quite understands what dpi's really used for xD.
DPI = Dots per Inch. It means how many dots will be printed per inch.
DPI is actually used for printing purposes. It shows the printer how much pixels to print per inch, literally. A common printer (at home or even at a lot of printing stores) at best prints at 150dpi most of the time actually; there are some super duper great printers that can print REALLY fine that can go up to ...apparently a lot more xD; #dpi, so that's why everyone usually suggests saving your project at 300dpi; most printers are f
5 Comic Book Truths (that I don't think are true)There are lots of tips, chestnuts, and other pieces of advice that I've heard over the years--tidbits of wisdom passed on from one generation to the next, from professional to professor to prospective student. Some of them are drawing tips, some of them are tricks to dealing with publishers, and some are general guidelines on how to survive in comics. Most of them are useful and true and will stand the test of time, but a few of them have become hackneyed platitudes and have gone unquestioned for too long. Here are 5 that I'm questioning...5 Comic Book Truths (that I don't think are true)1 year ago in Personal More Like This
1. READERS WILL ONLY LOOK AT A PANEL FOR 5 SECONDS, SO DON'T SWEAT IT TOO MUCH.
I understand the intention of this bit of wisdom, and I mostly agree with it: drawing great interiors is important, but at the same time, you don't want to get bogged down with small details that most readers won't even notice.
But here's my concern with this: if you treat every panel like it's disposable, then you're less likely to make an impact with reader
Writing erotica: A one-handed occupationPeople are often asking my advice on writing erotica.Writing erotica: A one-handed occupation3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Now, I don't pretend to do this better than anyone else.
I hope I'm better in bed than on the page, to tell the truth.
However, the best advice I can give is to read an article on writing sex scenes which was published in Utne Reader some years ago. It is an excellent article and deals with the nuts and bolts (or nuts and other body parts) very well -- and in a fun way.
Here is the link to it:
One place in there he mentions that it is okay to be aroused by your own writing -- whether you are writing with one hand or two.
Now, that is always a big problem of mine -- and probably a big problem for many erotica writers.
I got to thinking about this while reading the first weight gain erotic piece by beellygirl: http://beellygirl.deviantart.com/#/d4z7u76
It is a story dealing with the joys of feeding another while pleasuring oneself (Good stor
Magical Fetish Rings 2: Updated with new rings!In front of you are 10 rings. You can take any ONE ring, and doing so will eternally bind it to you, you can take it on and off as often as you want, but it is indestructible and somehow impossible to lose. Taking one, will PERMANENTLY exclude you from ever obtaining any of the other 9. You can give it to anyone to wear as long as they please, but if they try to steal it you will get it back. The ring will not work if you try to force it onto someone who refuses to put it on. Each ring has a COMPLETELY SAFE magical function that will stimulate a variety of body and limb-related fetishes and some other miscellaneous magical effects. Whether you want to wear it yourself, or have a partner to amuse you by wearing it is entirely dependent on you and your life. Some rings have minor settings. These are adjusted by thought.Magical Fetish Rings 2: Updated with new rings!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Ring #1: "Two for the price of one"
Upon putting on this ring you will sprout a second head next to your own in a perfect dicephalic body shape. This head will be a copy
Squeak, Piggy, SqueakMy Master has, on occasion, embarrassed me by having me make noises like a certain farmyard animal. So, as a special treat for Him…Squeak, Piggy, Squeak2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I'm on my hands and knees. This isn't really by choice – there are leather cuffs locked around my wrists and my thighs just above the knees, and they're all joined by chains, so I can't get up. There are also cuffs on my ankles chained to the back of a wide leather belt around my waist, preventing me from straightening my legs.
Other than that, I'm naked, except for my 'adornments'. Chief amongst these is the 'snout' – I'm not sure what it's made of, but it was applied by a professional make-up artist, a friend from the film industry, using some kind of industrial-strength glue, because it shows no signs of coming off, no matter what I do to the damn thing! It looks pretty realistic too, from what I saw in the mirror when he put it on, completely hiding my nose and spreading out on my cheeks a little. I can see it in the corner of my eyes, like a clown's b
What are your transformation dreams?I have had quite a few over the years, and I have them all written down for you here > http://fav.me/d59vqo5What are your transformation dreams?3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Now I really want to know your transformation dreams.
Describe your transformation and what happened in your dream, precursor and aftermath. Even if you only vaguely remember the happenings or dream, I still want to know.
Maybe you didn't transform in your dream, but you remember being that other thing, tell me and be specific, here's why,
I want to know what it felt like for you being something else?
How did it make you feel? happy, exhilarated, exited, frightened?
What did you do with your new body?
Our dreams are often strange, so interesting and unexpected scenarios always are always happening. You can use this journal as a focus point for looking up other peoples transformation dreams, and I hope to see, start and have a few discussions on your dreams.
You can tell me in a comment, or If you've had so many, make up a 'descriptive dream list' submit it to your gallery, scrap
Toph Breasts Expansion by SnakeTrap and Rikubattletoph with large breasts: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aH8Lf-K4SZI/TQNjQDVpLFI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/d9DFGY-SDSU/s1600/Toph+Breasts+Expansion+by+SnakeTrap+and+Rikubattle.jpg , the inflation version here: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pic-81687.htmlToph Breasts Expansion by SnakeTrap and Rikubattle4 years ago in Personal More Like This
My tail makes me normal.I wear my tail a lot.My tail makes me normal.3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Just around the house or out running errands. I get a lot of strange looks and a lot of "I love the tail".
I wore it to walmart yesterday and was actually asked why. That is the first why I have gotten not counting a pain in the ass co-worker, which I do not. I told this stranger that it makes me feel comfortable, Confidant. I am more me with it than with out. They nodded like they understood and then walked away.
Today I took my mom to her work (she has been off for a few months due to foot surgery) to have lunch with her friends. I walked around the strip while they were eating and took pictures. After wards I walked around her store and talked to some of her co workers. They are used to me showing up in less than everyday attire so my tail was no surprise to them. One guy even said he was surprised to see me so "normal" looking then he saw the tail. It made me laugh. I love that no one considers me normal.
I will put some pictures up in a little bit.
One Minute Melee: Yang Vs. SophieOne Minute Melee: Yang Vs. Sophie 1 month ago in Literature Features More Like This
ONE MINUTE MELEE
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TWO FIGHTERS! NO RESEARCH!
It was getting very late as the midnight moon shines as bright as it could get. Yan Drove on her Motorcycle as the highway was empty. Yang thought she had all the space she need but however something caught her within sight.
A girl who with purple hair with twin tails and bright purple eyes appears just right in front of her. Yang made a sharp U-turn to stop in place. Yang slowly walks towards her but has kept on guard just in case.
“Are you my opponent?” The girl ask…
Yang looked at her funny, “why should I answer that?”
The girl nodded his head side to side, “my name is Sophie and I believe we are supp
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Giving one's freedom to another person willingly is a lifestyle choice.
Slavery is not being able to make that choice.
Your Captive - Lucy Heartfilia Part 5Inspired by :iconraver1357: Build-a-Bondagette series of drawings, I'm trying something similar, only in story form, since my drawing skills are virtually non-existent. The damsel is Lucy Heartfilia http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111105161757/fairytail/images/thumb/e/e6/Lucy_Anime_S2.png/200px-Lucy_Anime_S2.png from Fairy Tail, her captor is Erza Scarlet http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111102195358/fairytail/images/thumb/b/b7/Erza_Anime_S2.png/250px-Erza_Anime_S2.png and here we go with part 2. Part 1 can be found here:Your Captive - Lucy Heartfilia Part 52 years ago in Personal More Like This
johnny test tgit was very boring day for johnnyjohnny test tg4 years ago in Personal More Like This
dukey went to canda for a karate class
his parents also went to canada for a vacation
and they wouldn't be back for 6months
during that time
susan and mary were making dresses equipped with battle weapons
but the battle weapons exploded and the dresses were tooo small for them
so they didn't want them to go to waste
the girls snatched johnny
Susan: alright johnny mom and dad asked us to do something
mary dressed johnny into a bikini and fired a blast at johnny
johnny then had a girl body
Mary: the bodies good but now lets get the arms and legs
susan fired at johnny's arms and legs and they became girly
then they fired at johnnys mouth and he had girly voice
then they brushed his hair until became girly and made him put on lipstick
mary put johnny in some heels and susan got him into a dress
The Twins: yay we have a little sister
the twins got jenny in all the dresses and shoes
jenny was in a blue dress
susan got into a red dress while mary wore a green
ben 10 tg Gwen was right part 2Ben looks at herself in the mirror and sees her breastsben 10 tg Gwen was right part 24 years ago in Personal More Like This
Ben: I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Gwen i'm gonna kill you
Gwen: i didn't do it on purpose Ben sorry
Ben: sorry's not gonna change me back
grandpa max : hey kids i'm back
grandpa looks at ben
Grandpa: who's your friiend Gwen
Ben: i'm Brenna
Grandpa Max: wheres Ben
Brenna: i'm gonna go to the bathroom
Gwen: ben unlocked some new aliens like Swampfire and Chromastone and wanted to test them out
Grandpa MAx: alright then
to be continuedm