The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
Alice the Hypnotist (a semi-erotic hypnosis tale)Around the age of thirteen Alice took an interest in hypnosis. She had no idea why, but there was something about having total control over someone that she just found fascinating -- almost arousing. She would sometimes get home and do nothing but watch videos of people hypnotizing others, and thinking of herself being in the place of the hypnotist made her smile.Alice the Hypnotist (a semi-erotic hypnosis tale)3 years ago in Personal More Like This
When she turned fourteen she began to hit puberty. She was a bit of a late bloomer, but it must have been worth the wait, because her butt grew out to be firm and round, and her breasts, which she hardly had beforehand, turned into big plump melons, which she proudly made bigger with the occasional pushup bras. While going through puberty she also began to realize that her thing with hypnosis wasn't just an interest-- it was a fetish. An obsession, without a doubt, that turned her on whenever she thought about it.
At fifteen she bought herself a beautiful golden necklace with a spiral hanging at the end, which rested every da
Agent Smith - TG"What's that!?"Agent Smith - TG4 years ago in Personal More Like This
"Agent Smith " The man started to place a hand against his brow, but let it drop; he was really getting too old for the job; chasing after young rookies who thought they knew everything the world had to offer. He was going to be in for a surprise; how long it would take, Jerry didn't know; he'd expected it weeks ago.
"I bet it's something scientific; like an alien. Or a zombie. Can we beat up zombies?" the man demanded. "Or do they just fall apart?"
"Zombies aren't dangerous; ghouls are, but they're rare; and yes, you can fight them."
"Cool. That's cool," he grinned. "I think I could do with a ghoul; we can do good with ghouls." He smiled, bright and happy, moving across the road with a little laugh, and a sort of impromptu dance that carried him across the asphalt road. He was heading towards the craters as if he'd never listened to a single one of Jerry's lectures.
Moving faster to catch up with him, he bit back a curse at the pain lancing through his hip.
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Will, a 16 year old, and his family lived in a large mansion in California. His father had become very rich after his company had took off. Will spent most of his time playing video games on his PC or watching TV, and because of this his parents had become angry with him.
"You need to get out of the house and do something, or you will become overweight!" said Will's mother. "So what if I do, I haven't gained that much..." replied Will. Will's mother lifted up his shirt, revealing his bigger belly. Will smacked away her arm and his fat rippled slightly. "What the hell are you doing?! Get the hell out of my room!" Will, pushed her out and slammed the door.
Will's mother went down to her bedroom. As she got in to her bed, her husband asked her "What's wrong honey?" noticing her frown. "I just wish our son could be more active and healthier." She then went to sleep, unaware that in
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Know your Basics - Composition (the manip way)The Rule of Thirds is another one of those expressions that you have probably heard before somewhere but aren't quite sure what it means. This article strives to shed some light on this rule as well as on how to use lines and shapes in your compositions to lead the viewer's eye to the important bits. There are some compositional rules and pointers that no artist should go without knowing!Know your Basics - Composition (the manip way)4 years ago in Personal More Like This
The Technical Part
Rule of Thirds
Thankfully this time, there are no hours upon hours of dry reading to be done because the Rule of Thirds itself can be explained rather easily:
"The Rule of Thirds states that an image should be imagined as divided into nine equal parts by two equally-spaced horizontal lines and two equally-spaced vertical lines, and that important compositional elements should be placed along these lines or their intersections." (from the wikipedia article)
Or - summed up in one image:
A Little Accident (vore) (digestion)Not mine but really good Vore by krishna3caA Little Accident (vore) (digestion)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"Oh! crap, what I do now?" you say.
Your name is Timothy and you are 21 year old. Until now, you had a flawless career in the field of biophysics. You have graduated 1 year ago from the university and you were immediately hired by the government to work on top secret projects. Since your have been hire, you have been assigned to the quantum-field project, unofficially known as the shrinking machine.
But now you are a little frightened. As you were approaching a breakthrough, you were so exited that you forgot to close correctly the test chamber. As the test was in progress, you were hit by some kind of radiations coming from your experience.
The effect was immediate. You lost roughly 2 feet in two seconds. You were already a short guy before the accident (about 5 feet tall), but now you are so short that you can't reach the controls or the phone.
Back to the present. You cannot stop thinking how stupid you were to expose yourself to the radia
Hello!Hey everyone! Hope you're all doing well! My name is Lisa and I'm new around here. I like magic and role playing. Usually I like to be the helpless assistant who is at the mercy of the magician as he saws me into pieces. If you're interested in chatting, you can find me at firstname.lastname@example.org Hope to hear from you soon!Hello!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Improving writing qualityI think that I have been known to write small critiques on the stories of newer NBM writers on dA. A few people didn't seem to like this. I do it because I'm trying to improve the quality of work throughout the "scene."Improving writing quality4 months ago in Personal More Like This
Of course, not everyone is a serious writer. I'm sure that some writers just sat down at the computer one day and felt the need to do something to scratch the itch, I was one of them. Many have no intention to become "great smut writers" and that's fine. In fact, it should be quite easy to tell what stories I've written in a few hours versus those that I've sat on for weeks and months.
Despite 47 posted stories here, I'm still quite shit.
Here are some tips I've learned through my own writing, and reading that of others:
- Introduce new characters slowly. Some stories start of by trying to introduce us to five new characters at once. This is confusing, at least to me. Introducing two at once seems to be fine, spend enough time that we can know who they are before
Know your Basics - Colour Theory (the manip way)Most of us have heard about Colour Theory - be it in school or on dA or as a term thrown about by someone somewhere. But what exactly is it? And how do you use it? This is what this article is striving to explain especially in regards to photomanipulation.Know your Basics - Colour Theory (the manip way)4 years ago in Personal More Like This
The Technical Part
Thankfully, there's tons of reading material about colour theory. Starting with the wikipedia article on the subject (which seems rather dry and boring to be honest) and ranging to tutorials written by deviants for their fellow artists. Those are the ones I'd like to recommend to you to get started in colour theory:
Still too dry and technical?
Okay, let me put it this way: the use of colours in your artwork can determine its mood and atmosphere. If you do it well, it can draw in the viewer and make them see what you want them to see by putting emphasis on certain parts. Colour theory gives you a way to know in
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5 Comic Book Truths (that I don't think are true)There are lots of tips, chestnuts, and other pieces of advice that I've heard over the years--tidbits of wisdom passed on from one generation to the next, from professional to professor to prospective student. Some of them are drawing tips, some of them are tricks to dealing with publishers, and some are general guidelines on how to survive in comics. Most of them are useful and true and will stand the test of time, but a few of them have become hackneyed platitudes and have gone unquestioned for too long. Here are 5 that I'm questioning...5 Comic Book Truths (that I don't think are true)1 year ago in Personal More Like This
1. READERS WILL ONLY LOOK AT A PANEL FOR 5 SECONDS, SO DON'T SWEAT IT TOO MUCH.
I understand the intention of this bit of wisdom, and I mostly agree with it: drawing great interiors is important, but at the same time, you don't want to get bogged down with small details that most readers won't even notice.
But here's my concern with this: if you treat every panel like it's disposable, then you're less likely to make an impact with reader
Finding tfs!You know there are many transformations(animal, monster, petrification...) in Anime, manga, games, and it's so fling flanging hard to find them all?Finding tfs!5 years ago in Personal More Like This
Well, if you know some, can you just tell us about them so we can all share them?
Also, I'm thinking about doing some sort of collage(not right now, but in the near future) that features these characters personas and fursonas
It's quite simple; just describe what kind of animal tf you saw, and where you've seen it(in the movie, games, anime, manga, etc).
Here are just a few of my finds(mostly from http://blog.livedoor.jp/wolfseyebrow/ and http://kemonom.blog40.fc2.com/)
1. Dr.Hamax - episode unknown(7?). diversed animal tfs(heroine-cat).
2. Magical Pokaan - Liru(dog-eared werewolf girl) into cute wolf cub.
3. Petite Princess Yucie-episode 7. Yucie and monsters into cats.
4. Odinsphere(game)-prince cornelius to rabbit-like monster(puuka)
5. Keroro gunso-ep.99. Natsumi into dog (ep. 131(?)-Dog into human(Fuyuki)
6. Oh! Edo Rocket-ep.10
One Minute Melee: Yang Vs. SophieOne Minute Melee: Yang Vs. Sophie 4 months ago in Literature Features More Like This
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It was getting very late as the midnight moon shines as bright as it could get. Yan Drove on her Motorcycle as the highway was empty. Yang thought she had all the space she need but however something caught her within sight.
A girl who with purple hair with twin tails and bright purple eyes appears just right in front of her. Yang made a sharp U-turn to stop in place. Yang slowly walks towards her but has kept on guard just in case.
“Are you my opponent?” The girl ask…
Yang looked at her funny, “why should I answer that?”
The girl nodded his head side to side, “my name is Sophie and I believe we are supp
Writing erotica: A one-handed occupationPeople are often asking my advice on writing erotica.Writing erotica: A one-handed occupation3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Now, I don't pretend to do this better than anyone else.
I hope I'm better in bed than on the page, to tell the truth.
However, the best advice I can give is to read an article on writing sex scenes which was published in Utne Reader some years ago. It is an excellent article and deals with the nuts and bolts (or nuts and other body parts) very well -- and in a fun way.
Here is the link to it:
One place in there he mentions that it is okay to be aroused by your own writing -- whether you are writing with one hand or two.
Now, that is always a big problem of mine -- and probably a big problem for many erotica writers.
I got to thinking about this while reading the first weight gain erotic piece by beellygirl: http://beellygirl.deviantart.com/#/d4z7u76
It is a story dealing with the joys of feeding another while pleasuring oneself (Good stor
Squeak, Piggy, SqueakMy Master has, on occasion, embarrassed me by having me make noises like a certain farmyard animal. So, as a special treat for Him…Squeak, Piggy, Squeak2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I'm on my hands and knees. This isn't really by choice – there are leather cuffs locked around my wrists and my thighs just above the knees, and they're all joined by chains, so I can't get up. There are also cuffs on my ankles chained to the back of a wide leather belt around my waist, preventing me from straightening my legs.
Other than that, I'm naked, except for my 'adornments'. Chief amongst these is the 'snout' – I'm not sure what it's made of, but it was applied by a professional make-up artist, a friend from the film industry, using some kind of industrial-strength glue, because it shows no signs of coming off, no matter what I do to the damn thing! It looks pretty realistic too, from what I saw in the mirror when he put it on, completely hiding my nose and spreading out on my cheeks a little. I can see it in the corner of my eyes, like a clown's b
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As Keenan woke up from his night sleep with a nasty mygrain suddenly the phone began to ring "Hello who is it?" Said Keenan, his friend replied" It's me Zack have you got a costume for the party?". "What it's to day?" asked Keenan"yes don't tell me you haven't got a costume yet," said Zach . "Let me in and I will give you my spair costume," said Zack Keenan replied"OK just don't ask what happened last night OK" Keenan opened his house door and let's Zach in.
Zack opened the bag to revile ninetales ears and a tale "Try them on" said Zack, Keenan graped the ears and tale then ran upstairs to put them on. Keenan put the costume on and looked in his mirror and said "I better gell my hair," as he was about to take them off they became one with his body as if they were all ready parts of his body. "What the" shouted Keenan then he dropped to the floor as his body began to heat up "what's happening to me?" asked Keenan "Well you going to become my perfect
ben 10 tg Gwen was right part 2Ben looks at herself in the mirror and sees her breastsben 10 tg Gwen was right part 24 years ago in Personal More Like This
Ben: I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Gwen i'm gonna kill you
Gwen: i didn't do it on purpose Ben sorry
Ben: sorry's not gonna change me back
grandpa max : hey kids i'm back
grandpa looks at ben
Grandpa: who's your friiend Gwen
Ben: i'm Brenna
Grandpa Max: wheres Ben
Brenna: i'm gonna go to the bathroom
Gwen: ben unlocked some new aliens like Swampfire and Chromastone and wanted to test them out
Grandpa MAx: alright then
to be continuedm
me in Equestria? part 0I wake up christmas morning on the couch for another uneventful day. I get up and walk over to the fireplace, its gone out again. I sigh as I start feeling the 10 below temperature inside my house. I start a new fire as my older sister Kelley walks up the stairs beaming at the prospect of christmas day. I feel sad for her. Even though she is older than me her soul hasnt been crushed and her dreams havent been shattered. She can find happiness in even the smallest of things while I wallow in my own misery by the time I finally get the fire going my mom walks out of her room and tells me to make her coffee. As I walk up the fairly decorated stairs to the kitchen I look at my home. it has a feeling of happiness, not too strong but definitely not weak. It makes me sick to my stomach. I make her coffee and grab the one present I got for christmas out from under our weak little fake tree. I know that it is a watch because I looked at it a couple days ago. I set it to the right time and calleme in Equestria? part 04 years ago in Personal More Like This
I'm sorryIn the past and recently I've been a jerk to people, hiding behind my inflated ego as I might and probably have pressured people and more or less treated a lot of you like shit. This is something as a adult I should have avoided and Im starting to feel a lot of the mistakes I've made.I'm sorry5 months ago in Personal More Like This
At times ive shit talked about a lot of people directly to them and behind their backs and again, something I should have avoided doing. I already know what I've done to some people is wrong , and I'm not asking for forgiveness.
the Internet is already a crappy place as it is with out some one like me making it worse for every one else. Again I am sorry if my actions have painted a bad picture of myself, but I cannot take back my actions, only start to make choices to prevent myself from making the same mistakes and treating people like crap.
im not here to cause any more drama, and would like to avoid any more drama over me or to the ones that I've hurt/ disrespected . I wish for there not to be an
Know your Basics - PerspectivePerspective comes in different forms, the most obvious & basic of which is the use of the word in relation to the appearance of relative orientation in a three dimensional space. At first, it may seem irrelevant to photomanipulators, (because, hey, the photographs already are perspectively sound,) but putting more than one photograph in context requires that you learn to see what makes sense and what doesn't.Know your Basics - Perspective4 years ago in Art Features More Like This
The Technical Stuff
Perspective (from Latin perspicere, to see through) in the graphic arts, such as drawing, is an approximate representation, on a flat surface (such as paper), of an image as it is seen by the eye. The two most characteristic features of perspective are that objects are drawn:
Smaller as their distance from the observer increasesForeshortened: the size of an object's dimensions along the line of
sight are relatively shorter than dimensions acro
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Recommend anyone using an existing Digimon from the series to use Digimon Wiki to find out canon information. It's difficult for moderators to go through tons of websites to find the correct line.
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