The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
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(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity... Also, no humans or animals were harmed in the making of this story...)
"Honey, your stupid package has arrived!" Lisa calls from the front door. "... And you'd better hurry, cause I don't think I want it in my house anyways..."
"Coming dear, please don't hurt it!" John hurriedly races into the living room. Quickly grabbing the package off the floor he squeals like a schoolgirl. "The Experimental Human Foodinator 3000! The only one in the whole world and it's ours!"
"Lisa, you don't understand! This is the greatest coolest most fantasticist thing... EVER!"
"Come on, we have got to try it!" John places the slight larger than a microwave device on the table and activates it causing tiny light to blink across the surface.
The Opposite Day Genie IIThe Opposite Day Genie IIThe Opposite Day Genie II3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Mature content warning! Story might mention sexual themes, minor cussing, and all around strangeness... it happens...)
The front door to the house burst open as the oblivious catgirl skips out onto the porch and begins her springy jog toward the downtown cosplay convention. It was nearly impossible for John to contain his excitement as every lovely bounce and curvaceous swing of Kim's body echoes through his silky consciousness.
"Best... day... ever..." John sighs to himself, complelety lost in bliss.
Rolling her eyes, Sylvia feels obliged to interrupt. "Hey bra boy... You do know that technically you are cradling the breasts of my former brother..."
"Yeah, but it's so much better than being stuck in the butt of my beautiful girlfriend, wouldn't you say? Because according to a conversation with your last boyfriend, you apparently "don't like it in the ass..." How's the we
The Feminine Touch - TGAlec fingered the shirt in front of him, biting his lip a little as the rough fabric slid between his fingers. It scratched against his palm a little, hard enough to make him shudder at the idea of wearing it.The Feminine Touch - TG4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I don't know why your dad bought you something like that," grinned Alice, sending shudders up and down his spine as she pressed her breasts against his back. Her hands slipped around him, seeming unconcerned by her close contact with him as she fingered the material. "It's so rough So tough. Sooo ."
"Butch?" he offered, eying the jagged sleeves with distaste. He wondered if they'd actually had someone rip them off, or just thrown it into a blender and sold the finished result. Considering the sand paper quality of the cloth, he wasn't sure he wanted to know.
He felt her nodding against him, breasts rubbing up and down her back as she moved. He wondered if she knew how crazy it was driving him, before realizing that she probably just didn't care. She was the one who ke
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Oh come on Greg! Jenny said pulling her friend into this spa, Why are you so nervous?
He gave her a look and said, Because the last time we did something together, you tried to turn me into a cat girl! Isnt that enough of a reason to be nervous when you offer to do something with me Jenny?
Ever since the situation in the costume store a while back, Greg had been distrusting of Jennys motives for taking him different places. She had previously wanted to change Greg into a cat girl at the store and hoped as soon as he changed, he never would want to return to being a boy. Unfortunately, he didnt response well to her plan and she was forced to abandon it soon aft
Bathroom TroublesJohn groans, when he was at his own apartment this never happened. Just so happens that visiting his parents during spring break brings back one of his most annoying memories, having to share the only bathroom in the house with his sister. Ever sense entering college, she had started focusing more on her appearance. He had to admit it was working, all his friend kept asking him for her number constantly. Having a hot sister certainly has its upsides, but having to wait forever to use the bathroom because of it certainly isnt one of them.Bathroom Troubles5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
LAUREN! John bangs on the bathroom door multiple times. This is ridiculous, how long does it honestly take for you to get ready in the morning! You are 22 years old, you should know how to dress yourself by now!
Go away! John hears the water from the showing cease flowing. Look, Ive got to get ready.&
The Gun TGThe GunThe Gun TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Eric Cole ran as his ex-girlfriend, Misty, screamed though the hallway, "I'm gonna blast your balls off!"
When he responded to heavy knocks on the front door of his apartment, it may have appeared she was leveling a handgun at him. But the colorful, purple handle gave away the true nature of her weapon.
He had no idea how he dodged the first blast of light and energy. Instinctively, he pushed the door in her face but her legs were already through and nothing would keep her out.
After the hallway and the threat still ringing in his ears, Eric sprinted into the living room and grabbed the mirror off the wall. It was tall and narrow and made for a decent shield.
Misty stalked around the corner, her colorful gun leading. Her black hair seemed darker than usual with tendrils that splayed across her forehead like spider legs. While a head shorter than him, Eric knew never to underestimate Misty with how much time she spent kickboxing in the gym.
In fact, with the shine of swea
Little Blue Pill - TG?I stirred at the gentle prodding of my breast, creaking an eye open to the sunlight as the room blurred into view. The other eye followed, both blinking in the light before focusing on the source of the continuous prods.Little Blue Pill - TG?4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What do you want?" I croaked, recognizing my annoying little sister. The girl scrunched her face up, in response, her blonde hair bouncing as she poked my breast again.
"Why do you have breasts?" demanded Alice, her blue glittering as she looked into the light.
"'Cause I'm a girl, dimwad," I muttered, wishing the light would stop digging paths to my brain as I blearily crushed my fists into them. My own blonde hair swung uselessly, refusing to offer any cover from the glare as the strands smacked against my chest.
I noticed Alice still staring at me, tears coming to her eyes; probably from staring at the sunlight too long. I refused to pay attention to her, shivering a little as my foot touched the cold wooden boards beneath my bed, and happily stepping onto the paper
The Bimbo NoteThis text contains TF and/or TG as well as mild sexual scenes and bad languageThe Bimbo Note4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
So if you don't like any of the above, go find something else to read
The TGF Writer
My life was a normal one.
I went to college.
I had two parents and a younger brother.
I even had a couple girlfriends.
And it would have remained normal.
If I hadn't found that notebook.
A notebook that gave me the power to change the world.
It was a hot summer day, I was going to my last exam, and was ready to spend the whole summer vacation as fully as my low funds could afford.
Ending the exam half an hour before anyone else, I had the opportunity to get out of the class and into the empty corridor with a broad smile in my face; not only was I sure I had aced the test, but even if I hadn't, my grades would assure I wouldn't have to go to reparation exams.
Meaning I was free to do as I desired till September.
As I wal
ExoticIt was nearly show time.Exotic3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Adjusting her laced garments, she heard her name echo out over the loudspeakers: "And now, the lady you've all been waiting for, Miss Marissa Simon!" The loud, hearty cheers of her faithful fans made her grin wickedly. She could feel their lust for her; tense and longing for her to come out and perform. They always were so greedy with her, never willing to share. Fist-fights had become a common occurrence because of her, and now paramedic team had to stand nearby for every show.
But it wasn't as if she cared.
The curtains before her were flung open and every eye in the room was unwillingly drawn. She stepped onto center stage, letting the neon strobe lights flash against her glitter-covered skin. The men watched her with unblinking eyes as she approached the pole and began her dance.
They cheered and hooted, while she twisted and pressed against the cold metal. Marissa flashed a devious smile and slid across the stage, striking
Anime Girl TGAnime Girl TGAnime Girl TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nate was out in the garage working on his jeep when the roof exploded. "WHAT THE HELL?" he screamed, diving under a work-bench as shrapnel and debris flew on the ground around him.
The wall to his left began cracking up, and small chunks began falling away, exploding into small bursts of smoke.
The wall vanished all at once. Where the wall had once been, he now could look outside.
The sound of more cracking made him turn and look at the front of the garage. It two had the tendrils of decay snaking up it. As he watched, the top began to look fainterand he could see smudges of white which didn't make sense. Then, all at once, the garage door exploded.
Obviously he couldn't stay here. He had no idea why the sides of his house were exploding, but he had to get out of thereand fast!
He ducked out from under the work bench, and began booking it outside. It was a
The Suit TGThe SuitThe Suit TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Mr. Gardener? I am the representative from Nuhaizi Global. A pleasure to meet you."
I looked up from my desk at the young, Chinese woman who stood in the doorway of my office. She had long, perfectly-black hair which fell in a seamless curtain on her neck. Her suit was lean and black as well, with only the even collar edges of a light-red top showing at her neck. Her expression was neither inviting nor abrasive. It looked clinical. Her eyes avoided mine and her voice was without accent.
I stood from my chair and reached out my hand to her. She took it calmly with a sedate shake and a slight bow. I gestured to the chair in front of my desk. Before sitting, she reached into a pocket, retrieved an immaculate business card, and handed it to me.
The card gave her name as "Miss Lin Xiumei" on one side and in Chinese on the opposite. The Nuhaizi logo and name was right after that, followed by "International Representative in Matters of Legal Concern" and "Fluent in English, C
Eye Candy - TGMy back came against the wall, my breath coming a little bit heavier as I gently peeked around the corner. He was walking towards me, his eyes focused on the ground above his foot. He didn't look up the entire way, seeming to evade people by instinct more than anything else. Or maybe it was just that he was so damn scary they were avoiding him, I decided, and he was just weaving around for the sake of it.Eye Candy - TG4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It wasn't so much that he looked scary. In fact, he looked sorta cute the way his soft pink lips fit his feminine face, the eyeliner accentuating his looks. The air of mystery that caught her interest yet kept her at bay, along with every other breathing being in a five foot radius. I blushed at the direction my thoughts were taking, holding my breath and slamming myself back against the wall as the boy in question walked onwards.
A hint of thrill passed through me when I saw that he was still holding the papers, with all their odd marks. Freakish and weird, filled with numbers
Danio13 Request - Girl Flu TG"Dale! Get your lazy butt over here!"Danio13 Request - Girl Flu TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come on, Stan! You're moving too fast!"
"Fine, I'll slow down!"
This was supposed to be a typical day for me and Stan. My best friend was part of a really weird club, who searched for the supernatural. He thought he'd found something, like he does every single stinking day. I'm tired of it, but it's still fun to watch him not find anything. Boy, was I wrong.
"Hey, I found something!"
"No way! It's probably just some rock again, Stan."
"A rock made out of gold and shaped like an oil lamp?"
"What? Let me see!" Sure enough, there was a golden lamp on the ground. Stan gasped, shocked about something. "What's up?"
"I'm not using this. I'm not even picking it up. You do it."
You're the fanatic... I picked up the lamp, and as I did, some of the dust rubbed off. A long trail of smoke came out, and a beautiful woman formed. Stan gasped.
"So I WAS right..." Stan was in awe.
"Hello. My name is Kaulmailintamilopachi. You can call me Ka for short. I am
Women's Studies - TGJared glanced at the first class on his schedule, woman's studies. He'd taken it as much from the hope of actually meeting as from any interest in the class itself; he figured that would still put him above most of the other guys who took it.Women's Studies - TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He smiled a little to himself, somewhat cheered up by the fact that he might not be total scum, and moved through the door to the classroom inside; another boy stared up at him. "You too, huh?"
"Me what?" his eyes moved past the man, locking on a gaggle of girls in the back. They giggled when they saw him, and then huddled together to talk. They were too far away to hear more than a murmur, but he thought he caught the word "masculinity" being used.
"You joined the class for the girls, right?" the man offered. Jared dragged his attention back, instantly annoyed by the man's too pretty good looks, starting with his well ruffled hair and ending with the tips of his polished black boots.
"So what if I did?" he snapped. He was surprised by his own sud
Amal's Cheetah Girl...Female TransformationAmal's Cheetah Girl...5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
(Woman to Anthro-Cheetah)
Hi! If you're reading this, then you've found my diary, and I need to find a better hiding place. This journal is about my time with my boyfriend, Amal. We had been living together happily for 6 months, and even though it was such a short time, we were thinking of getting engaged! It was a magical time in my life, but sometimes too much magic can be a bad thing...
What I didn't know before moving in was that Amal had a fixation on beautiful women, specifically, photoshopping pictures of them to create anthroes. He would spend hours at a time, sitting at his computer and creating these amazing catwomen. He was really talented, but doing this all the time at home meant he didn't have a spare moment for me. Now, I've been told I was really pretty, but obviously not enough to keep his attention they way those models in his pictures did. More and more, he would go int
One wish onlyOne wish onlyOne wish only3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
(Woman into anthro cat)
"C'mon Sarah this is stupid!" Wendy moan as she and her best friend Sarah made their way into a magic shop that just recently opened in their town. The two were at sixteen years old as Sarah had long black hair, blue eyes and a well fit body while Wendy had shoulder length blonde hair with green eyes and too had a well fit body just like Sarah and even that the two were the best of friends Wendy always got confused with Sarah as she loved the thought of 'real' magic as Wendy just always thought that it was nothing more then tricks.
"Wendy would you lighten up!" Sarah said dragging Wendy inside the magic shop, Wendy just moans as Sarah as like a kid in a candy store as she just went to every shelf, to every book on display and just giddy about every little thing. Wendy on the other hands just places her hands into her pants pockets and just slowly walks around the store not sure if she should be embarrass on that she was in a mag
Soda TGThe soda slapped into Jackson's hand, cold and fresh from Jami's refrigerator. He glanced up at his friend, smiling slightly in appreciation he took off the cap, and took a sip. It felt like ice going down his throat, making him choke for a moment before it passed through his system.Soda TG4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What?" demanded Jami, poking him in the ribs when his hacking coughs had calmed down. "That how you say thanks, when your best friend gets you a drink?"
He smiled sheepishly, before grimacing at the bottle. "I'd more thankful if I wasn't sure you were planning on killing me. What sorta drink did you give me?"
"Oh, you know," she shrugged, smiling a little back as she draped her arm around him, steering him down the street as they walked away from her house. "Just the usual stuff from my dad's experiment cabinet " She grabbed the bottle of the bottle when his grip slackened, lifting it up and into his open mouth as he choked down a couple more mouthfuls.
"What the hell did you do that for?" he snapped
The Haunted House The Haunted HouseThe Haunted House5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Step right up! a voice shouted to the crowd, Get in line for the most terrifying experience youll have here at the festival! The person talking was a man named Fred Jenson, the owner and creator of the annual Haunted House ride that appeared in the towns Fall Festival every year. The ride always allowed person to enter the supposedly haunted building and walk through it from beginning to end. It always was a huge hit and very scary, even for some the older adults.
This year is the biggest year for the Haunted House yet! Fred shouted to as people walked by and occasionally stopped to listen, This is sure to be the scariest y
Infomercial - TG"Are you tired of your manhood?"Infomercial - TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mike blinked at the microphone suddenly shoved under his chin, mouth opening and closing mechanically for a moment before letting loose a small "Um..."
Jane gestured for the camera man to come closer, pushing the microphone further into her friend's face. "Tired of that useless tube getting in the way of your legs? Tired of those early mornings, waking up to find it stiff and hard to bare?"
"I wouldn't call it useless," he muttered, trying to contain his confusion for the moment. He glanced past Jane, worried to see the other students moving by on their way to classes while he stood trapped outside. "Jane, class is going to start any moment now..."
"Aren't you sick of constantly being worried about size, and how long before girls start to tease you?"
"it's not that... Jane, are you really recording this!?"
"Yeah, it's for my business class, so shut up and I can edit this bit out later. 'Cause in that case, you need man-away! All you need is one spray, t
New Girl - TGJessica felt odd; Jessica often felt odd, actually, but he rarely admitted it to anyone but his parents, who always told him it was a perfectly natural part of growing up. They'd explained all of it to him in great detail, actually, steadily plodding on until he had almost run out of the room in tears; that had been when he was five, and simply wanted to know why his name was Jessica, when he was always to tell everyone his name was Jess.New Girl - TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Now that he was eighteen, his name was starting to seem like the worst of his worries. "Um te-" he clamped his jaws shut before the teacher could focus on him, focusing on the textbook in front of him and hoping that nobody would notice his burning cheeks. His voice had sounded soft and feminine, too odd to come from his broad chested frame. Not that it would matter in a moment, he supposed, but it was embarrassing; almost as embarrassing as telling them his groin hurt.
Glancing at the clock, he wondered if he could manage to hold on
Lotioned - TG"Would you like to put the lotion on me?" Jake looked up with a start, book dropping from his hands as he tried to make sense of the curved field of blue above him; it seemed to be jiggling along with the words. "It's not exactly nice to stare you know," muttered the voice again, from beyond the spheres. There was a face looking down at him over them, a frown painted on its features. A female face, looking at him over jiggling orbs that were covered in what was rapidly revealing itself to be a blue bikini; he flushed a little when he realized what he was doing, scrambling out from under their shadow and standing up to look at her.Lotioned - TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Sorry, Jane I was sorta out of it again "
"Is that why you failed to give those three guys hitting on you the brushoff?"
Jake squirmed uncomfortably, plucking at the baggy shirt that sometimes made boys wonder what he was hiding. He stopped when he saw her frown, long hair smacking against her breasts a few times in the motion; them bei
Game Play - TGCharles stretched his legs as he sat at the desk, slipping the glasses onto his eyes as he turned to the computer screen. He blinked a couple of times as the monitor came on line, a flash of light momentarily destroying his vision as he entered the game. His head cleared itself with only a couple shakes, his vision resettling as he looked down at alien hands, and shrugged his massive shoulders.Game Play - TG4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The screen materialized in front of him as he finished getting accustomed to the inner workings, the options coming up with a touch as he silently altered the look to match his own. He couldn't help but grin as the over muscled arms faded into his own sleek but strong ones, the generic look replaced quickly by his own unique one. His hand wavered over the gender for a moment, after, before dismissing the options with a wave of his hand and moving onto class.
He blinked a little at the options, surprised at the uniqueness of this particular JRPG as he glanced them over. His eyes trailed down past
Normal - TG"I can't believe you actually work in a place like this," grinned Brian, glancing around the area. His fingers ran across a shelf, his mouth moving softly as he read the descriptions. "TG gun, fox ear injections, cat tail snacks, knife of life - warning, resurrected people will be female " he paused at that one, grinning at Jake before continuing. "Unknown gloves. You don't know what these do?"Normal - TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jake shook his head, amused at his friends curiosity. "We don't actually produce the stuff, here, except for a few reproductions which tend to be faulty " he glanced at the knife as he spoke, grimacing a little. "Word to the wise? Never try to reproduce a life giving knife. It's harder than it sounds, and it sounds pretty damn impossible. It's what got my predecessor fired."
Brian smirked, though his gaze flickered to it too. He wasn't entirely certain whether or not Jake was joking.
"From what I hear, it's all manufactured by some mystery woman who refuses to have anything to do
Scaredy Cat TGScaredy CatScaredy Cat TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was very much almost drunk. Very nearly. I was sure I was pretty close to it but there was no way I was gonna pay for another drink. So I figured I'd ask my buddies for their best stories on the chance that might work at pushing me the rest of the way to drunk. It makes sense when you're very close to drunk.
Victor sat across from me. He was way over the drunk hump and to the point that every little sound was a work of absolute comedy. He'd chuckle through his stubble-speckled lips like an old smoker in a hacking fit. After he managed to drain his beer without giggling into it, I asked him for a story.
My question brought another round of laughs from him. He slapped the table once and said, "Clean out! Notta one. Howbout Roy?" His hand landed on Roy, who sat beside him, with all the subtly of a depth charge. "Got any funny shuff?"
Roy regarded Victor with a wobbling gaze. He was clearly just as drunk as Victor. But he was the quiet type when drunk. He cradled the h