Angel--KakuHida FluffIt was a normal afternoon in the woods. Well, if you called a two-on-two battle between a sadistic priest with his threaded partner versus a couple of roudy teens normal, then it wouldn't matter to you. Otherwise, you'd try to head for the hills ASAP before any of them dragged you into the battle.Angel--KakuHida Fluff7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Kakuzu and Hidan won easily. Inexpirenced teens always thought they could rule the world. Kakuzu didn't bother to check for money, because they always kept it at home in a secret stash. Kakuzu sighed. He hadn't gotten to sleep in a week, while Hidan did. Same old story, Kakuzu was forced to stay up and keep watch because the stupid zealot couldn't stay awake after his rituals. But, Hidan had tried to keep watch before, but he had fallen asleep when Kakauzu woke up.
"Yo! Kakuzu! Let's go!!" Hidan yelled, dragging Kakuzu out of his thoughts. Latley, he was having weird dreams about Hidan... (a/n: nosebleed dreams O.O) And he had been fantasizing about the silver-haired Jashinist. Why?
KakuHida: Winter Sickness Ch2 ***KakuHida: Winter Sickness Ch2***KakuHida: Winter Sickness Ch26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It started snowing about an hour ago I think. All I know is that it keeps on falling and falling and will never stop. The extreme weather is really freezing my ass off and being outside isnt helping my condition.
Every time we would pass an inn or hotel, I would ask if we could stop to rest for the day because I was cold. He would just say no and continue walking. That pissed me off.
So we kept walking on and on and I was still cold.
As the hours passed I would start coughing or sneezing a little. I felt my nose running and I would have to wipe the snot away with my cloak. My hands and feet were turning purple, I could no longer feel my ears, and I had to zip up my cloak because my upper bod
just one kissI was afraid of you. I didnt exist to you. You were a criminal. I was a lonely girl. I used to quiver when I heard you name. I used to run and hid like it was a game. I was alone on a bench in the park when you came to me with bloody socked hands. I knew who you were, but you didnt know me. I wanted to run but your eyes kept me still. They were full of coldness. Nothing more nothing less. But I saw something that day. I saw threw the walls you built. You were alone in the world. No one to love, no one to care for. You lost it all, everything. You lost it just like me. You didnt speak and neither did I. We didnt need to. When you came up to me I didnt quiver, I didnt shake. I sat there still and let your bloody hands touch my cheeks.just one kiss8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Recipe For Success Chpt. 1Jack was ignoring Chase.Recipe For Success Chpt. 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He didn't want to, and his need to pay homage to Evil's most powerful warrior was growing by the minute. But he had a plan now, desperate and clipped from a magazine though it was.
He touched the list rolled up in his pocket, assuring himself it was still there. That scrap of paper was the only thing keeping him from heading for Chase at a dead run. It was his master stroke, the key to finally winning some long-deserved recognition from his idol.
It also looked a lot like a cookie recipe.
He'd found it in one of the old magazines his mother left around. He read one on a deadly dull day when there was nothing else to do, and was surprised to find himself hooked. A teenage boy really shouldn't be that interested in a magazine targeted at middle-aged women, but since when had he been normal?
This piece had caught his eye right away, bright headline echoing his innermost thoughts: How To Catch Any Man's Attention- And Keep It. According to the article, it took an o
Tai Lung's Return-Chp 16Chapter Sixteen-Brief Reunion Gone SourTai Lung's Return-Chp 166 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tai Lung worked his way up the steps of the Jade Palace. Hed have his revenge hed dreamed of for years! He smiled to himself. After he beat the Dragon Warrior in his own game, hed obtain the Dragon Scroll, then, hed have Mai all to himself. Hed dreamed of having her in his arms for eleven years.
He bounded up the last of the steps and rolled through the open gates, catching himself as he stopped. A deep growl started in the back of his throat and escalated to a deep, screaming roar. He stopped and waited for someone to answer from the Palace.
Instead, he heard a roar from behind him.
He whipped around to see Mai perched above the gate.
How could he have missed her there? How?
Mai jumped off and ran over on all fours. She knocked him over and they rolled on the ground. He held her in his arms, forgetting about all his other plans. Right now, Mai was with him. Everything else could wait.
He kissed the top of her head a
Boy Who Loves a Boy Ch 4WARNING: If you have anything against homosexuality, don't read this. If you don't mind and like love stories, read this. Blanked out swear words used.Boy Who Loves a Boy Ch 47 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
+Everything written here is true. My life story+
So the morning, Shawn drove me to my father's house to pick up my stuff from the porch. I found a letter with it. It was from Kathrine. I read it when I got back to Criss' house. Kathrine was explaining how I needed to come home and that my father would understand if I pretended I wasn't gay. She didn't get it. We both needed to get out of there for a long time now. He hadn't hit Kathrine before, but it was only a matter of time now. I worried for her. I still do. Even today, she's still there. Plus, I didn't want to pretend. I wasn't ashamed. I'm still not. I shouldn't be.
After I got back, I woke up Criss who loved to sleep in. He got up and sat next to me. I showed him the letter. He looked as upset as me.
"...Do you want to go back?" he asked.
"No, Criss. I'd rather be here with you.
LimitSUMMARY: Lately, Tobi has been noticing his partners weird actions. His smile seems forced, his skin is paler - so Tobi decides to get to the bottom of the issue. But can Tobi fill the void in Deidara's heart that Sasori left behind?Limit5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
~ Angst - Implied SasoDei - One-shot ~
Deidara sighed, casting his agitated azure eyes towards the door-frame in which the high-pitched voice had come. "What, Tobi, un?"
"Can... can I talk to you?"
"I was going to take a shower.... So what do you want, un?"
"See, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about." Tobi allowed his voice to drop to it's normal tone.
Deidara's eyes narrowed, and he absently played with the scorpion charm hanging loosely around his neck. "Is it really any of your business?"
Tobi took a step forward, and Deidara retaliated, backing up like he was the plague. "Well, before now, it wasn't. But now it is, because you're my partner. What exactly do you do in there?"
"That's... none of your concern, un."
Competition Entry - TobiDeiWhats wrong, senpai? Tobi asked questionably, as he watched the artist from cross their shared room. But he didnt get an answer. Feeling worried, the masked Akatsuki walked over to his silent blonde partner, who kept his back towards, the taller of the two, as he lied down half covered by a mild yellow blanket. senpai? gently he touched Deidaras shoulder, but the limb moved away from the touch. Please...just leave me alone Tobi.Competition Entry - TobiDei6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
His voice sounded weak and emotional and Tobi knew that his senpai must have been crying. Not really knowing how to handle this, gloved fingers toyed with some blonde hair, from Deidaras ponytail, by gently rolling it between his fingers. Tobi wanted to say something, but he just didnt know what.
senpai...Id like to help if I can seeing there was a enough space, he sat next to Deidara and leaned over, trying to see the blondes face, however a hand covered his masks eye hol
KakuHida: The NekoKakuHida: The NekoKakuHida: The Neko6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
On the way from a long day of work at the office, Kakuzu heard a faint meow. He looked to his side to see a dark alley. Kakuzu shrugged it off and was about to walk away when he felt something on his lower leg. He immediately looked down to see a silvery white and brown cat rubbing against him purring and meowing, and Kakuzu glared at the innocent cat
The cat stayed put and Kakuzu sighed and looked closer to the cat to see a red colored paw; obviously it has been in a fight and lost, earning a bleeding wound.
"I'm going now" Kakuzu said and started leaving, hearing a whine in pain and turned around to see the same cat walking towards him, but because of its paw his walking looked more like limping. Kakuzu sighed and picked the cat up. The cat immediately shut its eyes not knowing what to expect
"I know you want me to care, but I don't. I never did and never will. You're just a dirty stray that needs to go awa-" Kakuzu stopped in the middle of his sentence a
Bubble BathsDeidara was busy making too many clay birds it must have gone to his head. Especially when Tobi messes things up.Bubble Baths8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Pinching and punching and kneading each piece of clay carefully he maid his "masterpieces" of art. Then, blowing them up for enjoyment. Afterall, as he always said "Art is a bang" and it was true...unless you were being too literal of course. Deidara was about to make another clay bird, trying to perfect the beak perfectly so he could make them explode with such "beauty" and "skill" it was sure to please Sasori, wherever he was now. As soon as he did one pinch....
"Hi Deidara Senpai, whatcha making???" and Tobi, his annoying partner caaloused rough fingers steadily went up to the clay bird, oblivious to the fact that he was making a bomb.
"Tobi NO DONT-" and the clay bird exploded in their face, leaving a scarred maks on Tobi and Deidara's feminine girly hair up and dirty. Obviously, he cared about his looks so who did he blame. To him, the lcay was God because he looked at
KakuHida- TLCThe clanging sound of metal against metal could be heard with each strike Hidan made with his scythe. The ninja he and Kakuzu were fighting were fighting back surprisingly hard today. The worst part about it? Kakuzu was kinda sluggishKakuHida- TLC7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hidan raised his scythe to deflect a kunai that was going to stab his partner, KEEP IT MOVING DUMBASS! DONT JUST STAND THERE! Hidan yelled hysterically.
Then came a sound like rolling thunder Kakuzu sneezed.
The ninja flinched for a moment, and Hidan saw his chance. He ran the rest of the enemy nins through like warm butter. Great job man, you okay though? Hidan panted.
He turned to see Kakuzu had passed out on the ground.
Aw, damn man! Wake up! He shook his partner, getting no response.
Hidan rubbed his shoulders and sat down on a chair in the medical exam room. He had to drag Kakuzu all the way back to the base and when you lift someone that mu
DBGT: Broly: Final ClashDBGT: Broly: Final Clash11 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
DBGT: Broly: Final Clash
By: Jodi Lynn Barrett
© 2004 Original Author of Dragon Ball Z/GT: Akira Toriyama
Broly sat surrounded by darkness. He was in an empty void with nothing but his thoughts. Thoughts of the one he hated most. They consumed him, driving him into insanity. He had lost all reason long ago. He could always feel the energy of the one who had driven him mad, the one who had sent him to this place. Broly couldn't rid himself of this person. He was always there, in his thoughts, taunting him. Pent up anger had been welling inside him for all these years, yet he could not do anything about it. Recently, the thoughts had overwhelmed him to a breaking point. He had endured them long enough.
Broly grabbed his head and screamed. His scream echoed through out Hell. His energy cut lose and swarmed around his body. He was soon engulfed completely by a green light. The very walls of Hell were shaking. The ferocity of his energy incinerated everything it touc
Recipe For Success Chpt. 9Jack's sleep faded into wakefulness so gently he didn't realize when it happened. He only gradually became aware that he was warm, wrapped in a soft cottony cloud, someone's arm around him and someone's warm breath whooshing softly against his face.Recipe For Success Chpt. 95 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Then he opened his eyes, and had a heart-stopping moment of pure terror. A draconian snout hovered two inches from his face, and two large golden eyes peered down at him with amusement. Chase was reclining on the bed, lying on his side, supported by one bent fore-limb. The other was draped across Jack, holding him close to the long, scaly body. The end of Chase's black-striped tail lay across his feet.
"Good morning Jack."
Chase's voice was somewhere between a purr and a hiss, and Jack's heart leaped at the approval and warmth it contained. As Chase grinned down at him, however, the sight of so many gleaming teeth gave terror a definite edge.
Jack's hasty "Good morning" came out as a squeak, nervousness turning the statement into a question
Vampyrism: A TobiDei FictionDeidara allowed the taller brunet to lead him into a small restaurant booth. It was May 5th- Deidara's 19th birthday, and Tobi wanted to celebrate. The blonde didn't see why not, so he allowed it. Tobi sat down next to him, his arm around the blonde's waist.Vampyrism: A TobiDei Fiction7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The ex-Iwa nin sighed, leaning against the brunet. Tobi could be really annoying at times, but the loved his senpai. This much the blonde knew. However, there were hidden secrets that even Deidara didn't know; and on this night he was going to find out.
Sasori had died a few months ago, and it was pretty hard on Deidara. However, the brunet know as 'Tobi' was always by his side making things a bit easier for him. Instead of what would normally be expected as a comfort tool in Akatsuki, Tobi gave his senpai something better; intimacy, and friendship.
Since the puppet-man died, Deidara and Tobi had become very close, even to the point some people would consider it dating. Although, Deidara was still very cautious at times, and his ko
TobiDei: Never Leave YouIMPORTANT: This fanfic includes some TobixDeidara, if you don't like, don't read and complain about. However, if you DO like it, please feel free to read and comment!TobiDei: Never Leave You4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Tobi had once again lost Deidara. He was always walking off, leaving Tobi behind. It was like Deidara took advantage of every opportunity he got to get away from Tobi. Normally, whenever Tobi found Deidara, he was in deep thought and obviously didn't want to be disturbed. This time, it was different.
'Senpai!' called Tobi. 'Senpai, where are you?'
Deidara didn't answer, he never did. Tobi continued to search the forest, looking for any sign of his senpai.
Tobi froze before he could finish. He had found a small clearing, and his senpai lying on the ground. His hair was loose and his clothes were torn slightly. Blood was spilling onto the ground from various wounds on his body. Bruises covered his body and his eyes were closed. Frankly, he looked dead.
Under his ma
Recipe For Success Chpt. 8This was the worst day of Jack's life.Recipe For Success Chpt. 85 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It wasn't all bad; Chase had turned out to be a surprisingly patient teacher, and Jack had learned some valuable lessons. They were playing a kind of martial arts follow-the-leader, Chase demonstrating a move and Jack mimicking it the best he could. Then Chase would point out his mistakes, and they would practice again until he managed a tolerable try.
Unfortunately, he was completely exhausted while Chase was still going strong. He couldn't ask for a break; what if Chase became disgusted with him again for being so weak? So he was pushing himself past his limits, ignoring the sweat pouring from his body and the way his muscles screamed when he moved.
But that wasn't the worst of it. Jack had been absolutely stunned when Chase touched him for the first time, whereas Chase seemed to take it as a matter of course, casually correcting his posture or the movement of his limbs. They were innocent touches, none of them designed to tease, but they were d
Treason ch 5Chapter FiveTreason ch 56 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Spock, how sure are you that Romulans did this?
Approximately fifty-seven percent confident.
Fifty-seven? That doesnt sound very sure.
It is more than half. However, I do not have enough facts to support my theory. Spock replied. It is mostly a lack of evidence that draws me to the conclusion in the first place.
The fact that we cant find the ship.
Kirk looked around at the destruction and dragged his hands through his hair. Agitated he began to pace back and forth a short distance in the red sand. He still had Spocks walking stick in his hand and it was all he could do to keep from swinging it into the nearest object to work off some of his anger. Fearing he was about to do just that Kirk handed the stick back over to Spock. Spock took the offering an
The Advice GiverWhat's the Advice Giver to doThe Advice Giver9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
When her heart is torn in two,
And she's left hopeless and utterly confused?
People seek her
And the healing words
She speaks to their hearts and minds,
Freeing the ropes and chains that bind
Them to their depression,
After their confession.
What's the Advice Giver to do
When her heart is torn in two,
And she's left hopeless and utterly confused?
Now the Giver needs;
She wants the seed
Of happiness and love
To fly to her like a dove.
There's no one to seek
And her heart continues to leak,
Spilling her living blood
Into the dirt to create mud
On the hands that make her bleed,
As she tries to find who she needs.
What's the Advice Giver to do
When her heart is torn in two,
And she's left hopeless and utterly confused?
Her secrets can't be shared,
For she would never dare
To hurt those close to her heart,
Even if they may part.
There is one who she lost
At her own pitiful cost;
The other is her life,
And to be his wife
May not as she once dreamt,
Even with all
TobiDei Nights ComfortThis is a one shot I decided to do, though I normally do SasoDei because it's my OTP, i also do other pairings. My friend SugarCube75 is a fan of TobiDei so it's dedicated to her. Stay crazy Tobz, un. <3TobiDei Nights Comfort4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Deidara sat up in bed, the cool night air comforting him as sweat dripped down his face. He tried his best not to recall the nights horrors.
Just then the door opened and a familiar orange masked man stepped into the room.
"Deidara-senpai? What's wrong? Why are you up so late?"
Deidara looked up, still shaken. "I'm fine, just another nightmare, un."
Tobi sat down at Deidara's side. "Was it the same one as before? Of Sasori-senpai?"
Deidara looked down in shame. "Yeah, un."
After seeing his former partner dead, Deidara had been having reccuring nightmares, twisting Sasori's image, coming up with horrifying scenes of a bloody mess and mangled body.
Deidara knew he was a puppet and that puppets don't bleed, but seeing the sight of his o
The Words -a KakuHida oneshot-***WARNING!! WARNING!!***The Words -a KakuHida oneshot-7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
THIS STORY CONTAINS YAOI, SEX AND MATURE LANGUAGE
IF YOU DONT THINK THAT YOU CAN HANDLE IT, PLEASE, STOP READING NOW!!!
By: Ayimei Tsukishiro
* 8 9 10 that makes 17,000 * Kakuzu thought to himself as he sat on the floor of his room and counted out the money he had earned from his latest bounty hunt. He sighed behind his mask and shifted slightly at the lack of comfort that the wooden boards provided. He lifted his head and looked longingly at the padded chair that stood beside the wooden table across the room. How much he wanted to do his work there but he knew that the small table didnt have nearly enough space to hold all of his money. So the medic sighed and returned to his work, *1 2 3 *
Suddenly, the door flung open and there was only one person who never bothered to knock.
A soft smile touched Kakuzus lips as he slipped his mask off over his head h
Getting CloserHe slyly sneeks across the floor, hoping to catch his prey unawares. If he is detected before he can launch an attack, it will be very painful. But he's not too worried. After all, he is an awesome ninja, and his sneaking ablities are second to non. Ah, there is the target.Getting Closer6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Closer, closer.... NOW!
KA-BOOOOOM!!! And poor Tobi goes flying into the wall. He's lucky this time. Last time Deidara actually sent him THROUGH the wall. He slumps down groaning, and has to put a hand up to grab his mask before it slips off. He looks up at the blond, who is tapping a foot annoyed with an scowl. Looks like he upset his sempai again. Swallowing his disappointment, he waved cheerfully.
"Sempai hihi! Wow sempai, you must be cool if you can detect my awesome sneaking skills!"
Deidara twitched an eye. "Tobi, you were crawling along the floor whispering outloud 'sneaky, sneaky, I am being sneaky' un." He sighed, "I swear, I don't know why Pein doesn't kick you out, you're so useless un!"
1985 Parody: Tsunade's LamentTsunade's Lament1985 Parody: Tsunade's Lament8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
To the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup
Tsunade just hit the wall
She never had it all.
One Prozac a day,
Boyfriend was DOA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24,
Never rescued one man
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be a medic.
She was gonna be a star.
She was gonna ride her slug
To all the coolest bars.
Her crony Shizune is now the enemy
Looks at her average life,
And nothing has been all right since
Way before Iruka,
There was Chouza, Shikaku,
And Kyuubi still on killing sprees
Her genin, in Med School,
They tell her that she's uncool,
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
She's done all the jutsus,
She knows every sign,
She went out with Dan,
Not a big Jiraiya fan.
Thought she'd lend a hand
In battle to a wounded man.
Where's the miniskirt made of snake skin?
Who's that Emo kid who's training with Oro-kun?
When did Itachi go Nuke?
Whatever happened to ramen, vodka, and Nawaki?
(And in the
Tai Lung's ReturnChapter One-Mai SongTai Lung's Return6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Mai Song, a snow leopardess, was wandering through the early morning mist in the pink blossomed cherry tree garden, wondering what she was doing there.
She was wearing deep red and gold silks, the finest money could buy. She hadnt worn them in years. Self-consciously she felt the pale whitish crisscrossing scars on her face. She sighed and asked, Where are you Tai? Where did you go?
Suddenly a dark figure approached her. It was a cat, male leopard as he got closer, and then the familiar growl erupted from his throat, low and steady.
It was Tai Lung.
She couldnt breathe, but she found herself running quickly towards him, tripping into his arms. She was always so clumsy.
Tai! Youre back! she said, and he growled. Of course. I said Id be back love, didnt I?
His arms were so strong, his fur so soft, and she felt she could be in them forever. Well, it was so long. Eleven years, I coul
tobideiDeidara was in heaven, that was all he knew; he knew because of the perfect land scape, the sound of birds sining in the trees happily and that warm sun shining down on him. He was lead down on soft grass watching the clouds move contently across the sky as if thay had all the time in the world.Yes, Deidara was happy, everything was going fine 'til he heard his new patner's voice calling his name. Deidara growled at being disturbed by his least favourite person in the world, Tobi.tobidei7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Deidara-sempai! were are you!? sempai!" Deidara went to get up but found that he couldn't move, he struggled as much as his restrained limbs would allow when an-all-to-familiar face came into view. "Danna un?" Deidara gasped at seeing his dead danna, Sasori. This can't be right! his danna was dead so why is he here holding Deidara hostage? "Sempai!!" Deidara soon saw Tobi's head come into view and growled at him, " Tobi....what are you doing here un?" Tobi tilted his head and replied "i came to get you for o