KakuHida - SURPRISEKakuHida Surprise!!KakuHida - SURPRISE6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hidan sighed walking into his and his boyfriend, Kakuzus room. Hidan had felt like Kakuzu hasnt paid much or any attention to him for the past couple of days. Kakuzu was reading in his reading chair. Hidan started walking and the floor cracked and Kakuzu glanced at Hidan for a second and went back to his book.
Hey Kakuzu Hidan said
Hidan not now, Im reading. Can you go away? Kakuzu said not even looking up at his book. Hidan looked at him with a sad and hurt look then sighed
Fine Hidan said and went towards the door and opened it.
You always push me away Hidan murmured to himself so softly no one could hear it.
A day later Hidan and Kakuzu were in their room alone.
Hey Kakuzu you want to do something? Hidan asked and Deidara came in the door
Hey Kakuzu, you said to meet you here and Deidara started
Right, you need help with something right? Ok lets go
Valentine's DayDeidara woke up in the morning feeling very happy.Valentine's Day5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Today was Valentines day.
He quickly got dressed and ran over to school, when he arrived there where but few cars. One that he recognized since it was his boyfriend's/teacher's car. They've been together ever since Deidara arrived at the age of 13. They've been having a secret relationship since no one could understand their feelings. Some would regard it as disgusting or simply wrong.
Deidara entered the school silently and crept over to his math class. He remembered that the first time his teacher made advances on him that he went along thinking that he would get treated specially. He was expecting good grades for sex, but he was wrong. He got tutoring by his teacher for sex, but he didn't mind since he quickly fell in love with his teacher.
Gently and slowly, he opened the door without making a sound. He looked in the class and smiled, there was his beautiful teacher who was sitting at his desk. He was filling in some paper work and
KakuHida: SleeplessKakuHida: SleeplessKakuHida: Sleepless6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Im Hidan, the immortal Jashinist from the Akatsuki. For the past week I have been having nightmares that are scary as hell. And to top it off, they are the ones that keep requiring, every time I try to sleep. I cant even sleep! For Jashin Sake! These nightmares are the worst I ever had! I dont even want to talk in detail about them, lets just say they made me not want to be immortal anymore.
I lay on the bed, looking at the ceiling with tired eyes. I want to sleep, but those nightmares wont let me. Im so Jashin-damned tired I cant see straight.
After another night of not being able to sleep, Kakuzu came in our room.
Hidan get ready, we are going on a bounty mission. One that is worth 5 billion! It is across the word Kakuzu said and I stared at him in disbelieve. I cant believe him! That bastard; he knew I havent slept in the past two weeks, and he expects me to go on a mission across the world!?
My Angel a TobiSaku one shotDisclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I do own this fic, though and you can even look it up on fanfiction.net. XPMy Angel a TobiSaku one shot7 years ago in General More Like This
He sat on his window sill, staring out at the dark sky, watching as each individual star came out until the sky was covered with the tiny lights.
"I wonder if she'll come tonight... I am hurt after all." he murmured, glancing absentmindedly at a large gash on his left bicep. It was wrapped in bandages, but it wasn't a very careful job.
He shook his head, giving off a sigh and turned back to the window.
Suddenly, he heard the soft creak of his door and he smiled, already fully aware of who his visitor was. She came a lot, after all.
"Hello." the person whipered, an obvious femine voice, as soft as a whisper.
He merely nodded in reply, still smiling.
"You're injured ... again."
He nodded again, practically grinning in delight.
She sighed. "Sometimes I think that you actually get hurt on purpose." She gave off a soft laugh, then paused in thought.
"... Do you?"
KakuHida -Shirtless-"Kakuzu, behind you!" The miser turned around, threads snapping the necks of several men. There was around 300 people guarding the caste, most of which were at a Jonin rank. Kakuzu had lost nearly 2 of his hearts, and the third wasn't fairing that well either.KakuHida -Shirtless-5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
More of the guards charged the zombies who were practically fighting back-to-back by this point. Out of the 100 that charged, only 30 were able to get close enough to wound either of the men. Though only 4 managed to escape alive, the two were about to collapse.
Both their shirts lay in tatters, revealing a pale, compact chest, and a broader, tanner chest that clad with stitches. Kakuzu looked down at the shredded remains of his clothing, thankful that both of the two still had their pants. He quickly used his hands to cover his chest, claiming that it was rather cold out.
"Sure, dumbass! Because you ALWAYS get cold."
Kakuzu rolled his eyes, carefully masking his self-consciousness. He was quite embarrassed about his body, despit
just one kissI was afraid of you. I didnt exist to you. You were a criminal. I was a lonely girl. I used to quiver when I heard you name. I used to run and hid like it was a game. I was alone on a bench in the park when you came to me with bloody socked hands. I knew who you were, but you didnt know me. I wanted to run but your eyes kept me still. They were full of coldness. Nothing more nothing less. But I saw something that day. I saw threw the walls you built. You were alone in the world. No one to love, no one to care for. You lost it all, everything. You lost it just like me. You didnt speak and neither did I. We didnt need to. When you came up to me I didnt quiver, I didnt shake. I sat there still and let your bloody hands touch my cheeks.just one kiss7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
KakuHida: Winter Sickness Ch2 ***KakuHida: Winter Sickness Ch2***KakuHida: Winter Sickness Ch26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It started snowing about an hour ago I think. All I know is that it keeps on falling and falling and will never stop. The extreme weather is really freezing my ass off and being outside isnt helping my condition.
Every time we would pass an inn or hotel, I would ask if we could stop to rest for the day because I was cold. He would just say no and continue walking. That pissed me off.
So we kept walking on and on and I was still cold.
As the hours passed I would start coughing or sneezing a little. I felt my nose running and I would have to wipe the snot away with my cloak. My hands and feet were turning purple, I could no longer feel my ears, and I had to zip up my cloak because my upper bod
short TobiDeiTobi shivered in the icy cold. The snow collected on his cloak, melting and sinking into his cloak. The fierce wind whipped his face, making his cloak and hair blow around and making it hard to see. Both he and his sempai were making their way back from another assassination mission, and Deidara had decided to take the fast way home, flying on one of his clay birds. Deidara loved to fly, turning and spinning through the air with a wide grin on his face. Tobi however hated to fly and would rather walk. The rocky ride made his stomach turn, and he could barely get a grip, squeezing his eyes shut against the harsh wind. Deidara glanced back every now and then to make sure Tobi was ok. He knew how much Tobi hated flying, but it was the quickest way home. Tobi had his head down, so you couldnt see his face. He knew at least his mask was off though. The wind tried to blow the mask off his face, so Tobi didnt bother to wear it. Deidara noticed that he was shivering, sitting silentshort TobiDei6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Don't Wake Me: Kakuzu One-shotThe school's hallways were once again buzzing with life; Yondaime High School was back in session once again, for another day of schooling. All of the students were walking around, meeting with friends, finding their classes, and for some, spots to meet with their significant others during transactions between classes. And just like any other high school in existence, there were cliques. Preps, Jocks, Goths, Punks, you name it, they had it. All of 'em meet in huge groups around different parts of the school. However, there were a select few whom didn't belong to any group, and just simply drifted by themselvesDon't Wake Me: Kakuzu One-shot5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
One of these people was known as Kakuzu.
Not many knew of this boy, he was just the quiet, temperamental Goth kid in somebody's class. In all honesty, he was feared, and not just for his intimidating temperament. His skin was littered with stitches and scars, ugly marks to remind him of his past. Rumors floated here and there as t
KakuHida: The NekoKakuHida: The NekoKakuHida: The Neko5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
On the way from a long day of work at the office, Kakuzu heard a faint meow. He looked to his side to see a dark alley. Kakuzu shrugged it off and was about to walk away when he felt something on his lower leg. He immediately looked down to see a silvery white and brown cat rubbing against him purring and meowing, and Kakuzu glared at the innocent cat
The cat stayed put and Kakuzu sighed and looked closer to the cat to see a red colored paw; obviously it has been in a fight and lost, earning a bleeding wound.
"I'm going now" Kakuzu said and started leaving, hearing a whine in pain and turned around to see the same cat walking towards him, but because of its paw his walking looked more like limping. Kakuzu sighed and picked the cat up. The cat immediately shut its eyes not knowing what to expect
"I know you want me to care, but I don't. I never did and never will. You're just a dirty stray that needs to go awa-" Kakuzu stopped in the middle of his sentence a
Bubblegum ToothpasteDeidara knocked on the wooden bathroom door once more, his other hand holding a rough towel. The tolerance for his partner growing wearier by the second. "For God's sake, Tobi! What the Hell is taking you so long, un," the blonde insisted on shouting. He grew silently to hear any possible response; whether it would be a whisper or grunt; whatever it would be, he wanted to hear it. To his dismay, the only sound the nin could hear was the running sink water across the door. His stubborn face grew back into a frown as he lifted his hand for another series of knocks. Before his fist could make contact with painted wood, the brass doorknob jiggled around, eventually revealing a masked man behind it.Bubblegum Toothpaste8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Deidara's partner, Tobi, stood in a halo of electric lights; letting Deidara's imagination get the best of him, but only for a second. Deidara took quick to notice that his partner, after spending longer then the given amount of time in the bathroom, looked no different then from when he first e
LimitSUMMARY: Lately, Tobi has been noticing his partners weird actions. His smile seems forced, his skin is paler - so Tobi decides to get to the bottom of the issue. But can Tobi fill the void in Deidara's heart that Sasori left behind?Limit4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
~ Angst - Implied SasoDei - One-shot ~
Deidara sighed, casting his agitated azure eyes towards the door-frame in which the high-pitched voice had come. "What, Tobi, un?"
"Can... can I talk to you?"
"I was going to take a shower.... So what do you want, un?"
"See, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about." Tobi allowed his voice to drop to it's normal tone.
Deidara's eyes narrowed, and he absently played with the scorpion charm hanging loosely around his neck. "Is it really any of your business?"
Tobi took a step forward, and Deidara retaliated, backing up like he was the plague. "Well, before now, it wasn't. But now it is, because you're my partner. What exactly do you do in there?"
"That's... none of your concern, un."
LOVE-HATECRASHLOVE-HATE7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Shut the hell up, un!
I said shut up! Tobi was barely able to avoid the chair that was aimed at his head. The masked boy ducked as a bomb was thrown at him, shutting the door just as the wad of clay exploded, singing the door. The boy listened as he sempai gave a frustrated sigh from inside the room, followed by the sound of bedsprings creaking, indicating that the blonde was now seated on the bed.
In spite of the pain he felt in his heart, Tobi couldnt help but grin. Hed managed to get Deidara to talk again. And in the masked nins opinion, that was a huge accomplishment.
Ever since Sasori had died, the sculptor had been, well, mopey, to put it bluntly. He rarely left his room, unless he had a mission, and hardly ever spoke with another member. The only way Tobi could get any emotional reaction out of the bomber was to annoy him.
Tobi hummed to himself as he walked down into the kitchen. As long as he kept hi
KakuHida- TLCThe clanging sound of metal against metal could be heard with each strike Hidan made with his scythe. The ninja he and Kakuzu were fighting were fighting back surprisingly hard today. The worst part about it? Kakuzu was kinda sluggishKakuHida- TLC7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hidan raised his scythe to deflect a kunai that was going to stab his partner, KEEP IT MOVING DUMBASS! DONT JUST STAND THERE! Hidan yelled hysterically.
Then came a sound like rolling thunder Kakuzu sneezed.
The ninja flinched for a moment, and Hidan saw his chance. He ran the rest of the enemy nins through like warm butter. Great job man, you okay though? Hidan panted.
He turned to see Kakuzu had passed out on the ground.
Aw, damn man! Wake up! He shook his partner, getting no response.
Hidan rubbed his shoulders and sat down on a chair in the medical exam room. He had to drag Kakuzu all the way back to the base and when you lift someone that mu
Vampyrism: A TobiDei FictionDeidara allowed the taller brunet to lead him into a small restaurant booth. It was May 5th- Deidara's 19th birthday, and Tobi wanted to celebrate. The blonde didn't see why not, so he allowed it. Tobi sat down next to him, his arm around the blonde's waist.Vampyrism: A TobiDei Fiction6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The ex-Iwa nin sighed, leaning against the brunet. Tobi could be really annoying at times, but the loved his senpai. This much the blonde knew. However, there were hidden secrets that even Deidara didn't know; and on this night he was going to find out.
Sasori had died a few months ago, and it was pretty hard on Deidara. However, the brunet know as 'Tobi' was always by his side making things a bit easier for him. Instead of what would normally be expected as a comfort tool in Akatsuki, Tobi gave his senpai something better; intimacy, and friendship.
Since the puppet-man died, Deidara and Tobi had become very close, even to the point some people would consider it dating. Although, Deidara was still very cautious at times, and his ko
Revealed -a KakuHida oneshot-**WARNING!!! WARNING!!!**Revealed -a KakuHida oneshot-7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
THIS STORY CONTAINS YAOI, SEX, AND MATURE LANGUAGE
IF YOU DONT THINK THAT YOU CAN HANDLE IT, PLEASE, STOP READING NOW!!!
by Ayimei Tsukishiro
What the fuck, Kakuzu? I didnt even do anything! Why wont you answer the fucking question, already? What the fuck is our mission?! The Jashinist was now infuriated. After hours of, what seemed like, aimlessly following the other man, he still didnt know why he was being dragged around the country side by his, so called, partner.
Hidans constant whining was riding on Kakuzus last nerve. He stopped in his tracks and turned back to the Jashinist with a blank stare. We just need to kill a few people
Hidan glared at the man, What people, Kakuzu? How the fuck am I sposed to help you if you wont even tell me what the fuck Im sposed to do?! His magenta eyes gleamed with fury in the
KakuHida - Uke?Uke!!?KakuHida - Uke?6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Two large, pools of purple. Lilac, with tinges of mauve, specks at random. Shining, smiling, with each a perfectly round, black dot in the middle.
Yes, Kakuzu was staring up into Hidans perfectly purple eyes.
Hold on a moment. REWIND THAT.
REPLAY. UP!!? Kakuzu, uke!?
Hidan plopped down on the couch beside Kakuzu.
Man what the hell is this shit!!? Give me the remote control asshole!
Firstly, this is NOT shit, Oprah happens to be my favorite talk show host of all time.
Hidan chocked on his Ribena, squirting a relatively large amount out of his nose and into his lap. Eww.
Secondly, Im not going to give you the remote because you will watch brainless things like TYRA BANKS. Kakuzu clutched the remote closer to his chest, shooting Hidan a death glare. Tyra Banks over Oprah! Who could believe it!
Hidan slammed his glass of Ribena onto the table. His eyelids tur
KakuHida-Bloodloss"Hidan, Hurry your ass up!" Kakuzu yelled before stealing the person's heart he was strangling, and threw him to the ground with a thud.KakuHida-Bloodloss6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"FUCK YOU!" Hidan yelled back at his partner as he raised his head off the ground. He was in his ritual circle, with a stake through his heart, and multiple kuni in different parts on his body."DON'T MESS WITH-"
"-Your Retarded ritual.... blahblahblah... Jashin-whatever, herd it before, I could care less about what YOU want you spoiled brat." Kakuzu snapped back.
Hidan violet eyes narrowed and he snarled at him.
Kakuzu walked over to the bounty that Hidan had mutilated. His leg was twisted, and an arm was broken. He was bleeding in several different spots on the body, and his chest gushed blood. His eye was black, and his lip was bleeding, as was his nose.. There was blood everywhere. Kakuzu wrinkled his nose a bit. It was disgusting.
"I think you may of overdid it this time." Kakuzu said disgustedly.
"That what your so pissed about?" Hidan asked as h
Angel--KakuHida FluffIt was a normal afternoon in the woods. Well, if you called a two-on-two battle between a sadistic priest with his threaded partner versus a couple of roudy teens normal, then it wouldn't matter to you. Otherwise, you'd try to head for the hills ASAP before any of them dragged you into the battle.Angel--KakuHida Fluff6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Kakuzu and Hidan won easily. Inexpirenced teens always thought they could rule the world. Kakuzu didn't bother to check for money, because they always kept it at home in a secret stash. Kakuzu sighed. He hadn't gotten to sleep in a week, while Hidan did. Same old story, Kakuzu was forced to stay up and keep watch because the stupid zealot couldn't stay awake after his rituals. But, Hidan had tried to keep watch before, but he had fallen asleep when Kakauzu woke up.
"Yo! Kakuzu! Let's go!!" Hidan yelled, dragging Kakuzu out of his thoughts. Latley, he was having weird dreams about Hidan... (a/n: nosebleed dreams O.O) And he had been fantasizing about the silver-haired Jashinist. Why?
Tobidei.:slight yaoi:.A Summer Day. Warning contains slight Yaoi un.Tobidei.:slight yaoi:.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The sun was blazing lazily as Deidara sat on the dock wearing his swim trunks and a fishnet shirt. He was licking at his cone of chocolate ice cream happily. Deidara was wet from his head to his toes from his recent dip in the cool water. Drops from his melting ice cream went onto the surface of the murky water, breaking the invisible membrane of buoyancy and sank into the waters deep depths. Deidara was happily splishing and splashing his feet through the water, sending ripples coursing through the waters surface.
"Ah~! Ever since Tobi went on his vacation, I don't know why he needed one, it's been so peaceful and quiet un." Deidara said between his licks of ice cream. Once he was done he tossed the wrapper, which was around the cone, behind his back. Then he ate the cone, and lazily slunked into a laying position keeping his feet sprawled in the cool water. He looked at the puffy clouds in the sky, imagining them all as blowing up Tobis.
TobiDei: Never Leave YouIMPORTANT: This fanfic includes some TobixDeidara, if you don't like, don't read and complain about. However, if you DO like it, please feel free to read and comment!TobiDei: Never Leave You4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Tobi had once again lost Deidara. He was always walking off, leaving Tobi behind. It was like Deidara took advantage of every opportunity he got to get away from Tobi. Normally, whenever Tobi found Deidara, he was in deep thought and obviously didn't want to be disturbed. This time, it was different.
'Senpai!' called Tobi. 'Senpai, where are you?'
Deidara didn't answer, he never did. Tobi continued to search the forest, looking for any sign of his senpai.
Tobi froze before he could finish. He had found a small clearing, and his senpai lying on the ground. His hair was loose and his clothes were torn slightly. Blood was spilling onto the ground from various wounds on his body. Bruises covered his body and his eyes were closed. Frankly, he looked dead.
Under his ma
_Heartsong_a prayer of praiseWho am I before you God. Nothing._Heartsong_a prayer of praise10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am naked before your Holiness, I lie in my dispair and sin, I cannot fathom
I need your help.
Oh God I love You, Your truth surrounds me.
THe winds whisper of your love, the trees bow down at every breeze,.
The very oceans symphony applauds your beauty, the corals paint their love
for you in the placid depths.
The clouds are pierced by the Your suns ethereal rays, in silence they wander
the pathways of the heavens, to what ever home they fall.
The dance of rain upon the hills, or the rippling of the grassy plains
still show the splendor of your Heart.
Everything in truth I desire you have,
True love, all things pure... a thousand sunsets in eternities haven,
To wander the stars with my Eternal Father. To gaze upon the birth of an eternal soul,
To see the radiance of You.
To sit down in perfect peace, and cry upon Your shoulder.
To live my life to the fullest without failing you, again...
I have hope because of you.
For the day comes when
TobiDei-Not Alone AnymoreIt had only been a few weeks since Tobi had begun life at the Akatsuki base and he already disliked it. Of course he didnt know anyone there except for Konan and Itachi who were both polite but quiet and seemed busy most of the time, and his partner Deidara whom he had a secret crush on. But he couldnt seem to get on his good side. Deidara was a little depressed and seemed mad and wanted to be alone most of the time and that all because of the death of Sasori. Deidara paid Tobi no attention at all, wanting to be alone to his. Art. And it seemed nobody really liked him. On very rare occasions Deidara would show some kindness, but that was rare. One day Tobi had just had enough, sitting on the end of the bed, starting to cry. He was so frustrated and saddened that he would have no one to go to from here on out, that he just broke down. The tears came fast; he had to take off his mask just to wipe them away. There was a sudden knock at the door that made him jump, his mask falTobiDei-Not Alone Anymore6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A letter From TobiDear Deidara Senpai,A letter From Tobi7 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I'm not sure what to write. Whether to say how much I miss you, or ask you a few questions. Sure, you wont answer them most likely but I keep faith in me. I always do and you know that. Thats just it, how do Iknow you'll read this letter, that you will respond to me?
I dont know. I might be a good boy but a clueless one at that. I wonder how it is...that was truly a masterpiece senpai. But how can it be if you left a poor boy alone in the world. Its not that easy to just say "Sorry Tobi" and leave me. You probably din't see me crying behind the mask. Sure, nor did Sasuke but I cant blame him. I've been hiding myself for too long.
So as I was saying earlier I cant write much now. The tears are ripping the parchment apart, staining my words. My tears...I dont think you ever realized how much I cared Senpai. Sure, I was bratty sometimes, and sure, I was annoying but hopefully you saw past that. At least I THINK you did...you did right?
I have nothing to say senpai. Re