DHAF sneek peek: Discord's Got a Little ListDHAF sneek peek: Discord's Got a Little List4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Narrator: and now it's time for a Dusty Hooves & Friends Music Moment today's song: Discord's Got a Little List
[it opens to the events from season 2 episode 2 with Discord sitting in his chair]
Discord: Now, I have no doubt that perhaps there may exist some mild discontent amongst some of you about the recent changes I have implemented. Lest you be considering any sort of uprising, I should warn you I am quite prepared to make an example of any undesirable elements. And don't think I don't know who you are!
[singing] As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed.
There's the Cowpony with the hooves who bucks a lot of trees,
The Pegasus who like making friends with animals that she sees,
The Red pony who only says Eyep & Eeenope!,
And Rarity for being so very genorous,
And Jokestrrap's ineffective women grabbing tricks.
SAW VIII: PrologueSAW VIII: Prologue4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Let me outta here!", dies away the voice of Detective Lieutenant Mark Hoffman in his own basement, "Gordon, you son of a bitch, I'll kill you!!!", he stops shortly. The insight of the uselessness of his distressed calls comes over him. No one can hear him, or in the case, somebody listens, he won't help.
Again he pulls the iron chain.
Come on, buckle!!!
It doesn't make any sense. All his hope is gone, "I'll kill you...!", he sobs. He never ever thought John, this 'son of a bitch', will really make provisions, in case Jill suddenly dies. The fact, that HE should get in such a trap, like the Reverse Bear Trap... Although he cherishes his life!!!
Incredible wrath starts growing within him. He has to get out of here! Again Hoffman sets on his bulge and feels the floor -in totally darkness- for something hard, thin, sharp or copped; something he can pick the lock with, or at least something he can cut off his foot.
'This... Lawrence... what he did... this asshole threw th
SAW VIII: Chapter 2SAW VIII: Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The bell rings. The students of East Senior High School flow in good spirits out of the building. School's out. At last!
So also Bishop, Korey, a seventeen year old young woman with brown, back long hair, which is kept by an Alice band out of her face. She wears, like all the girls at this school, a uniform consisting of a knee-length, black pleated skirt with white collar, black knee socks and a white blouse with Karvatte to which the school emblem was embroidered. Relieved she has shouldered her satchel. She is one of the last to leave the big, old-school complex. Full of enthusiasm, she runs down the stone steps and looks around. When she discovers a waving hand, she walks up to the slightly larger, blond man. They take a hug of friendship.
"Hey, Ryan, how are you? What are the games doing?" She asks. After the two have risen to the nearest car. It is a silver Jeep Grand Cherokee.
"We are in the final stage. Dr. Gordon would like you to look at it again. The sprin
SAW VIII: Chapter 1SAW VIII: Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Seeking the light of the flashlight shines the room after the new addition. In the rear, left corner hangs the light cone. There he lies, the murderer of many innocent policemen, FBI investigators and Jill Tuck, unconscious or dead, face down on the dirty tile floor. Mark Hoffman. Jigsaw's self-appointed heir.
Slowly the unknown person is approaching to him. Gordon, or one of the two latest victims can not be the unknown. The steps are not hard enough. Also true, the petite, slightly smaller figure does not match that of the other. His face is hooded by a hat and coat.
He bends down to Mark, feels his pulse and breathing. The second is rather weak, 'Shit.' Surprising the masked man climbs over him, a key obtained from his pocket and opens the lock on the ankle, then he goes back to Hoffman's head, grabs him under his arms and pulls the lifeless body into the middle of the room. He immediately take the necessary measures to first aid: Recovery position. Then he lit it
The HoneymoonOn and one their journey took them. It had been hours since they'd left the gates of Canterlot and still their trip had not come to a stop. Wherever it was that her aunt had planned for them, it was clearly out of anyone's way.The Honeymoon3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Princess Cadence, still in her wedding gown and hairstyle, was sitting comfortable in her wedding carriage. Her mind brimming with ideas about where it was they might be going.
She looked out of the window of her carriage, looking upon the countryside as they passed by. Tall grassy hills. Rivers and streams which glistened in the moonlight. It was without a doubt, a beautiful sight. She'd spent much of her life travelling around Equestria, visiting many places. But she'd never taken enough time to simple enjoy the places around her. Here thought, she had plenty of time to do so.
And the aforementioned moon was also impressive to behold. Auntie Luna had certainly outdone herself tonight. No doubt in an attempt to make their night perfect. It was something she kne
SAW VIII: Chapter 5SAW VIII: Chapter 54 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Humming Korey enters the area of the pool attendants of the disused indoor swimming pool and walks along the long, dreary, barren concrete corridor. Although her chest hurts -by the impact, three days ago- but she is so fit again that she can help Lawrence with the final work. Full of enthusiasm she opens the adjacent door to the dressing area to the former employees, in which they will watch the games of the new victims. The monitors are already available but not connected to the cameras. Of course ...
She sighs ... This was so clear ...
Without hesitation, she crawls under the tables, connects the cables. After a while she comes out from under the desks, starts the screens.
"Don't despair, ask Korey." Mutters she pleased. On the seven computer monitors the required records of the connected video cameras appear.
Supported with arms on the gray work area, she observes how her 'fellow pupils', the perform the last tests of the different traps, with dummies
Sub-Zero's ProfileSub-ZeroSub-Zero's Profile5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Main Costume: An outfit that slightly resembles his MK1 and MK3 outfit due to the scar on his face, but has a fused Cryomancer and Chinese assassin motif.
P1 Color: Blue and black
P2 Color: Dark blue and black
Alternate Costume 1: New Costume designed by Tetsuya Nomura
P1 Color: Blue and black
P2 Color: Dark blue and black
Alternate Costume 2: MK1 Outfit with MK3 scar
P1 Color: Blue and black
P2 Color: Dark blue and black
Alternate Costume 3: MK2 Outfit with MK3 scar
P1 Color: Blue and black
P2 Color: Dark blue and black
Alternate Costume 4: MK3 Outfit
P1 Color: Blue and black
P2 Color: Dark blue and black
Ice Freeze - sends a blast of ice towards his opponent, freezing him/her if the blast is not blocked. (Cryomancer/Grandmaster)
Ice Slide - slides across the floor knocking the opponent of his/her feet. (Cryomancer/Grandmaster)
Ice Clone - creates a clone of himself made out of ice and freezes the opponent on contact. (Grandmaster)
SAW VIII: Chapter 4SAW VIII: Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The room is empty. The atmosphere is terrifying. The light of a 50 watt light bulb, that hangs directly above the sole object in the room, flickers. There is a chair. Strange apparatuses are set up to it. In it sits a young woman. Unconscious. Her head is hanging limply on her chest. Her face is covered by smooth, brown hair. She is tied. The brand clothes are partially torn.
She slowly regains consciousness. Laggard she raises her head, looks around. This location is unknown to her. Frantically she tries to stand up, to loosen her bonds. After a few seconds her hands are free. Immediately tries the elaborate painted woman to get away from the chain around her waist area, in vain.
"Help! HELP MEEE!! !"
In response there is a squeak. Hopefully she looks right to the source, but it's just a clown-like doll in a tuxedo on a red tricycle. It 'drives' to the brunette, until it is two feet next to her, "Hello, Becky. I want to play a game. How often have you discredited ot
SAW VIII: Chapter 3SAW VIII: Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It is already evening when Mika returns, with her purchases, to her house. There are lights.
'So Hoffman is already awake ...'
He was imprisoned by Gordon for about a day, without taking water, without food, so he could, when he arrived at her', take a shower and some food (and some sleep), though he didn't want to believe her, in terms of time. Down there, the clock is ticking ... probably different.
In a good mood she opens the back door that leads directly from the garage into the kitchen. She turns off the brown paper bag on the counter, looks around, "Hello. I'm Back."
So he's ... 'You're kidding me!'
Enraged, she goes into the adjoining living room. Also empty.
Suddenly, a faint rumble.
She crosses the room, decorated in red peeks, into the corridor. A shadow!
As quietly as she can, she sneaks behind the shadowy figure in her parent's bedroom, where she has left behind Hoffman. Her heart starts to race. Anxiously she peers inside. 'This fi
Hearth's Warming Eve - Missing ScenesPonies everywhere were darting left and right in a desperate attempt to be ready for the big event. The rooms backstage were awash with chatter and excitement and dread over the upcoming performance, and in the audience that now gathered in front of the stage, the anticipation was even greater.Hearth's Warming Eve - Missing Scenes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
For this was the Hearth's Warming Eve recreation play. A tribute to the founding of Equestria itself and the ponies who had made it happen. Everyone in the city wanted to be here to watch it. And judging from the mass of crowds pouring through the hall's gates, it would be easy to assume that everyone was.
But for one stallion, this upcoming play gave him even greater joy. Shining Armour, using his authority as captain of the guard, had managed to convince those backstage to let him in so that he could visit one of those who would be performing tonight. Somepony he hadn't seen in too long a time.
Twilight Sparkle, his sister.
He went from group to group backstage, describing his sister to the ot
SAW VIII: Chapter 8SAW VIII: Chapter 84 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Odium. Wrath. Ire.
These words could describe Mark Hoffman's current emotional state. Odium that Mika disappeared without concrete answers for an afternoon, evening and the beginning of the night -again-, although he has spoken to her mailbox, that she should show up immediately with some utensils he needs. Wrath on John, because he sits here at all in this mess, just because has taken 'measures', in case Jill dies. And ire at himself, because he is dependent on a small, nineteen year old, vengeful girl. Mika is nice and reliable on -her way-, but something is wrong with her ... She seems to be so ... He can not say ... unnatural, perhaps ...?
Sighing, he sits on the construction plans of Gordon's trap. It is diabolical. Without hope of escape. The doctor is going to die. Certainly. But before this relief, he will suffer. Pain will be no expression ... A mischievous grin spreads across his lips. Briefly he goes through every step of the trap.
Then he stand
SAW VIII: Chapter 6SAW VIII: Chapter 64 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Incredible angry Mika enters the office in the first floor of her house, slams the door after behind her. By the loud clanging Hoffman thoughts are torn from his plans. He looks up, "Where were you?"
In response she throws -very loaded- a newspaper in front of him, on the desk.
With a casual glance, he looks at the headline that reads, 'Jigsaw strikes again', then he looks back his roommate, although they see each other relatively rare. Michaela's face is reflected in aggression, hatred and -mostly- fear.
"So what?" Mark asks casually.
"SO WHAT?!?", she repeats shrilly," SO WHAT! THINK ABOUT OUR BARGAIN! "
"We want Gordon. And because YOU don't care about, and because you disappear that often, I had to take care of it."
"I care about nothing?? Just because you don't see me at work, doesn't mean that I'm doing NOTHING!"
"I doubt that.", He gives back completely calm.
"Oh, you doubt this??? Did your 'brilliant' mind ever thought that Grodon knows that you fled, because
SAW VIII: Chapter 7SAW VIII: Chapter 74 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There she lies, unconcious, Kathrin Scorpion, the boss of a huge orphanage. She wears a coat and skirt that has seen better days. Maybe it's just dirty because she lies on the dirty floor tiles. The same goes for their short, peroxide blond dyed hair.
Slowly she comes to again, looks around in panic. This place is not familiar to her. Shutoffs are set up around her, as in in the dressing rooms of swimming pools. Anxiously she straightens up, hammers with her fists against the walls, "Lemme outa here!!!"
Neither edge the heavy wooden boards down, nor anyone rushes to her aid. Nevertheless she continues. Hope dies last, "Can't anyone hear me?!? Help, HELP! HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Still no answer.
Crying, she proposes one final time against one of the walls. With a quiet clack it gives in and swings a little bit wide. Long for a heartbeat she hesitates. Then outweighs the curiosity and fear. She opens it completely, carefully. In her front stretches a r
HoneymoonAuthor's Note: The ponies are anthropomorphic characters. To honor the marriage of Armor and Cadance, I will attempt to write a one shot on their honeymoon. No lemon (clopfic) here.Honeymoon3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Two newlyweds finally tied the knot and went off on their honeymoon. Princess Mi Amore Cadenza "Cadance" and her new husband Shining Armor made arrived a beautiful seaside resort in Canterlot. After what they have been through it was time to relax. Cadance couldn't believe how lucky she was to finally marry the man of her dreams. Armor too couldn't believe it either. Many years ago he saw a beautiful mare who looked after his little sister Twilight. And now their honeymoon begins.
After checking in with the pony behind the counter of the resort's inn, the newlyweds made it to their room. "Well Cadance, do you love it?" The room featured a fancy bed fit for two with a lovely pink comforter, a new woo
Wedding NightWedding NightWedding Night3 years ago in Romance More Like This
(Starring Shining Armor and Princess Cadance)
During the night of the crescent moon, a single carriage left the gates of Canterlot, largest city and capital of the Kingdom of Equestria. Now, normally this would not be such a strange occurrence as many carriages seem to enter and exit the metropolis at will. However, this very carriage had something, or rather someponies, which were of great importance on that particular night. A while ago, the entire city was witness to one of the most important dates of the year; more important than perhaps Winter Wrap-Up or Hearth's Warming: the wedding of Captain Shining Armor and Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, (or Cadance, as she liked to be called). However, it had also been a day of crisis as hordes of demonic changelings from the deepest part of Tartarus laid siege to Canterlot. Their queen, Chrysalis, had trapped Cadence under the Royal Palace and assumed her form, deceiving Shining Armor and the entire populace. With the stal
Hetalia leter memeHetalia leter meme5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
My Dear Friends Bermuda and Argentina,
Did you know Russia has a totally huge obsession over Brad Pitt? Haha your faces are probably priceless right about now. I was surprised when a frostbitten Russia burst through my door he is now in the hospital mind you. I was utterly shocked when America approached me the other day saying he wants to assassinate George W. Bush, haha even his own previous representative hates him how funny. Argentina I don't know what you said to England but he will stop at nothing to kill your pet llama (poor George...). Bermuda what did you do to Germany? He is sitting in the corner of his bedroom saying "Please don't hurt me Bermuda" over and over again.
Sincerely your good friend,
P.s. Poland thinks both of you need some serious mental help. No seriously his actual words were "Bermuda and Argentina need like some mental help, ya know Brazil."
P.P.S. Did ya ejoy the picture of the bad touch trio? Have fun drooling over them
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too - FinaleRainbows Can Be Lonely Too - Finale3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too - Finale
By: DolphinBuster starring: Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash
It had been probably more then an hour that we've just been walking. Chatting about the randomness things. Things like Flight Camp, the random picnics we shared together, flying, but mostly importantly; it was just us talking about fond memories.
I had no idea what time it was, but I didn’t care. Me and Fluttershy haven't talked like this in like, forever. There was something different about her today. She seemed a little more open then usual, a little more…confident in herself. Whenever we’d share eye contact she’d blush, but would continue staring right at me. I swear, it was like she was staring into my soul; unraveling all of my secrets, secrets I don’t want anypony to know; secrets that only Fluttershy has permission to know. Cause, secretly I love her. She just doesn't know it…yet.
We stopped in the centre of what seemed to be the field that never e
Fresh Start ch10Fresh Start ch104 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I was frozen. I couldn't move, I couldn't think, I couldn't speak. I stared at the boy who seemed to be in the same state I was in. He had the same soft green hair and dark green eyes I remembered, except his hair was shorter. He was the first to snap out of the shock. Gumo glared at me darkly.
"What are YOU doing here?!" he demanded.
I bit my lip. There were over thousands of things I could say but my voice still wasn't working yet. Gumi glanced from me to Gumo and raised an eyebrow. She opened her mouth to say something but Gumo cut her off with another outburst.
"Why are you here!? I haven't done anything wrong have I? Counsel gonna chop off my head for 6 years ago now too?! Do I really need more suffering?!?" Now everyone looked surprised and confused. Couldn't blame them. Beheading went out of style like 500 years ago in the human world.
"HOLD UP! Gumo w
Common ColdCommon Cold by PaxtofettelCommon Cold4 years ago in Romance More Like This
(Starring Big Macintosh, Applejack, et Fluttershy)
It was another peaceful day in the town of Ponyville. Princess Celestia's bright, majestic sun was beaming down on the peaceful townsfolk who were going about their daily business. The local fauna and flora were basking in the sun's natural warmth without a care in the world. Everybody was having a wonderful day.
"ACHOO!!!" Well, almost everyone.
"Aw shucks Big Macintosh, Applebuckin' season is in two days and y'all just had to go and git a cold" said the orange colored farmer filly known as Applejack as she stared at her sick brother. "Looks like y'all have to stay in bed while I buck the trees".
"I'm fine" sniffed the big, red workhorse. "I can work jist fine" Big Macintosh tried to lift himself from the bed but was pushed down by his sister.
"Oh no you ain't!" said Applejack, "Y'all ain't goin' nowhere, ah called down somepony to come down here to look after ya."
"Shucks, ah don't need no ponysitter. Ah ca
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp.5Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp.53 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp. 4
By: DolphinBuster starring: Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
Birds. Why don't they ever shut up? I turned to face the window as my body was sprawled across my bed, barely capable of moving. The night had been restless and I got barely any sleep. I couldn't stop thinking. Couldn't stop thinking about, Fluttershy. I don't even know what to do for the get together still.
It was only eleven in the morning and I've been laying in the exact same position since I woke up, at about seven. My body was numb, but I didn't care. My mind was still functioning, yet it provided no help with providing an answer. But, through the time I've been laying motionless I began to think that; maybe I was over thinking things, and the answer was simple. What if all I had to do was tell her how I feel, instead of trying to think up some cheesy date to try and win her heart.
That isn't me! I'm the
Books And Blood Ink sneak peekBooks And Blood Ink sneak peek4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a glorious day in Ponyville, where all the ponies were at play and work. The work ponies were finishing lunch in a lovely afternoon, and the small school ponies were at recess, enjoying the sunny day. It was a daily routine in Ponyville, and nothing seemed out of place. The local Ponyville Library, however, looked like a darker place than before. The colors weren't as bright as they used to be, but instead with a darker hue. Ponies say it's because the library tree is growing old, but some school ponies started a rumor saying it got that way ever since a particular day.
Don't Forget The Molasses"Ohoho, this will be my best prank yet~!" Discord sang cheerfully, and the daunting smirk widened on his face as he summoned a metal pot. His fingers glowed with a florescent yellow, and the pot hovered, suspended above the counter as he went on creating his diabolical concoction.Don't Forget The Molasses4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Must not forget the molasses!" He giggled under his breath, dumping the gloppy thick brown substance into the questionable mixture. His giggles only increased when he realized it was barely possible to stir the sticky mess. If this didn't teach the servants not to spill tea on him then nothing would.
The metal pot was in place; tucked up over the door frame, just teetering over the edge, and waiting for the poor unfortunate souls to saunter into the target.
"Sir," Discord tried to keep the giggles from fizzing out as a servant cautiously opened the large, golden door. "Your tea is..." And the pony was lost hidden somewhere under the disgusting muddy mess, that dripped off her apron and puddled onto th
MLP Luna Party Surprise CH1My little Pony: Luna Party Surprise chapter 1MLP Luna Party Surprise CH14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Princess Luna stifled a yawn as she woke up and got out of her bed. Looking out of the window, the moon princess saw that it was now morning. Normally Luna, having duties to do during the night, wouldn't be normally be up as early as this, but for today, she wanted to be up bright and early. After all, today was a very special day.
"It's finally here, after waiting so long." Luna said as she crossed out yesterday off the calendar, "It's my birthday."
Luna had been looking forward to her birthday ever since she had came back. She was excited at the thought of being able to spend her birthday with the other ponies for the first time in a thousand years, granted she never really gave it much thought about it back when she was Nightmare Moon, but she was glad to no longer be alone on her birthday anymore.
"I can't wait to see what everyone had planned." Luna said as she began to get ready for