Regular Show: The Ugly SlackerIt's called The Ugly Slackers.Regular Show: The Ugly Slacker4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Once, there were 2 ugly slackers.
They slacked off sooo much, that everyone died!
Regular Crack Chapter 9~9th crack pairing: Benson and Mordecai~Regular Crack Chapter 94 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Glad you guys could join me before the crack of dawn." Benson said to his employees sitting on the steps. Everyone else looked pretty awake except Mordecai and Rigby, who SERIOUSLY looked like they needed coffee.
"Now, I couldn't help but overhear you all talking the other night about how your jobs aren't interesting enough and that at times, work can be a rut. So, I decided on something to help motivate All of you to work," He looked at Mordecai and Rigby as he said all. "You can each suggest a fun way you'd like to get your work done this week. Skips?"
"I wouldn't mind listening to my radio while I work."
Benson nodded and wrote on his clipboard. "Sure thing. Pops?"
"I want to dance the night away!~"
Benson hesitantly wrote on his clipboard. "Uh sure, okay. Just be careful though. Muscle Man and High Five Ghost?"
"We wanna be able to eat while we work! And if we wanna get more food, we can!"
Benson rolled his eyes, writing on the clipboard ag
Benson Goes Crazy And StuffBenson Goes Crazy and StuffBenson Goes Crazy And Stuff5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A "Regular Show" Fanfic
The blue jay and the raccoon were spending yet another afternoon ignoring their usual duties. While some days it's been wrestling a stuffed doll or playing video games, today they decided to be a little more daring and do something a little more audacious.
Mordecai and Rigby were going to just sit on the couch and stare at the blank TV in front of them; hands folded neatly on their laps, sitting up straight, backs against the furniture's cushions.
Just. Doing. Nothing.
"What are the two of you up to now?" The two young workers immediately recognized the voice (along with the sound of gumballs jingling around inside a jar) belonging to their boss, Benson. While they didn't move a single muscle to look, they figured he had walked in through the front door of the establishment, and could tell that he was slightly peeved.
"Nothing," they replied truthfully in unison.
A heavy sigh came from the gumball machine
Finding a Happy Medium"Alright guys, take your seats." The woman wearing a suit and glasses instructed as she sat in the chair that was in the middle of a chair circle.Finding a Happy Medium4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Everyone took a seat in each chair inside the room, including a content Benson. They waited while the woman, Ms. Leslie, wrote something down on her notepad.
Sunday night meant Anger management night. It was the same ol' thing every week. Ms. Leslie would go around the circle asking everyone how their week went, if their tempers are more controlled than the past week, if they're finding a happy medium, all that jazz.
Benson placed a hand on his face, looking bored. He'd been going to the meetings for about two months and it wasn't drastically changing him or anything. He was still the feistiest gumball machine that ever lived.
My week sucks, what else is there to say? Well, except for...Friday...with Mordecai of all people-
"Okay, let's start with Bernie. How were you this week, Bernie?"
Benson immediately tuned everyone out and entered his
Regular Crack Chapter 5~5th Crack Pairing: Rigby and Margaret~Regular Crack Chapter 54 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was the middle of the week, and Rigby and Mordecai are at work, mowing the lawn and watering the plants....
Ha, just kidding. Of course they're not there. They're at their favorite coffee shop....having a heated discussion.
Mordecai sipped more of his coffee. "No way, if superheroes actually existed, we'd have even more problems than we started with."
"Now see, that's where you're wrong, my friend," Rigby stood on his stool to make his argument seem more reasonable. "Superheroes are allies with the law and are totally awesome. They're like average joes but with the ability to fly and shoot lasers and getting hot chicks."
"Lemme get you guys some more coffee." The red robin Margaret said as she picked up their empty cups. Mordecai's eyes smiled and followed the 'angel', not blinking a bit.
"....speaking of hot chicks...." Mordecai dreamily said.
"Ugh, not this crap again." Rigby snapped fingers in front of Mordecai's face. Mordecai still stayed
Let's Keep It That WayAfter everyone was done telling their 'spooky' stories, Mordecai was relaxing on the couch, cuddling up in a warm blanket watching cartoons. He looked out the window and watched the heavy rain fall from the early evening sky and the wind causing the trees to dance along.Let's Keep It That Way4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mordecai calmly smiled. I'm so glad I'm not one of those wet suckers trick-or-treating..
"Agh! My life sucks!" Rigby said as he walked into the living room pouting.
"Pft, what else is new?" Mordecai said, grinning.
"Dude, this is serious! There's no ice cream in the freezer and I got a sweet tooth, see?" He showed his small but sharp teeth to Mordecai.
"Well, find something else that's sweet."
"There's NOTHING, man! It's Halloween and there's nothing sugar-coated in this place! No candy apples, no cookies, no candy, no chocolate, no ice cream!"
Mordecai shrugged. "I dunno, go trick-or-treating for a lil bit. You can dress up as a dad like I used in my story."
"Hello? It's RAINY! I'll get my fur wet." He pointed to the
Turkey DayThe scene was gorgeous. Freshly-fallen leaves littered the landscape, the trees which they once decorated standing still very colorful with the browns and reds and yellows and oranges of those which still have yet to flutter off. The sky was a serene, cloudless blue, the air crisp and clean, temperature a perfectly temperate lukewarm with a touch of coolness from a light breeze. The grass was a brownish dull-green, stubbly and dry but still soft and plush enough to walk on comfortably barefoot.Turkey Day4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Of course, Mordecai didn't give a crap.
Carrying two wingfuls of paper bags, he kicked open the back door apathetically, whistling as he made his way to the kitchen table. He dumped the contents of the bags, which included potato chips, candy bars, individually packaged dessert snacks, various flavors of soda, and all kinds of other junk food items. However, one bag stayed closed for the time being. Taller and broader than all the
Future Meets the Past Chapt. 1Mordecai and Rigby were washing the golf carts, which was part of their every day jobs. As always, Rigby was the first to get bored.Future Meets the Past Chapt. 15 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Mordecaaaai," Rigby whined. "Can we go behind that bush and make out now?"
"No, dude," Mordecai replied. "We need to do this before Benson comes back. He'll be pissed if we don't finish this."
"Ugh," Rigby groaned, as he put his rag into the bucket of water and walked over to Mordecai. "Benson's always pissed at us. Besides, you don't want to leave your husband unsatisfied, would you?"
As he said this, he was rubbing Mordecai's stomach sensually, which he knew Mordecai liked. Mordecai sighed, enjoying the rub.
"Ok, fine," he said, knowing that he couldn't resist. Mordecai put his rag down, grabbed Rigby's paw, and they ran over to a bush near the house. Mordecai sat down on the grass and had Rigby sit in his lap. They began to kiss each other. The racoon had wrapped his tail around Mordecai, and the bluejay had wrapped his wings around Rigby. They were k
Total Drama Island: CEWe now see a dock of an old summer camp. Suddenly, a man appeared. He was presumably in his 30s or 40s, had short but wavy dark hair, and a five O'clock shadow. He wore a teal button shirt over a white long sleeve shirt; tan colored pants, a pair of tennis shoes, and a string necklace with a sand colored stone hanging from it.Total Drama Island: CE5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Chris McLean here," he said, to you "Back at camp Wawanakwa. That's right, next season we're going back to our roots. All your favorite cast mates, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Owen, and the rest...Aren't coming. This season we're using a completely new cast. And to make it interesting, we're going to make things a little racial by competing humans against antro, anthro, antropo..." he starts making a squinty face and points off screen. He was obviously reading a cue card. "You know, how about I just call them toons? That makes it easier. As always, they're going to compete in various challenges, for the grand prize of $ 100,000. In the tradition of show...that t
a helping marefriend"Twilight Sparkle I want you to go to Ponyville to check on the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration and make some friends" Said Celestia to her most faithful student.a helping marefriend4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"B-but princess I have a lot of studying to do" Said Twilight a little bit annoyed by her mentor's request.
"Twilight there is more to life than studying".
The unicorn let out a moan of annoyance "Fine... come on Spike, let's go" Said Twilight walking with her head hanging low in defeat.
"Alright" said Spike while following her to the Canterlot Palace's entrance door
They walked outside. There, waiting for them, were 2 royal guards attached to a carriage big enough to carry both of them, Twilight and her assistant hoped onto it and soon they were off to Ponyville.
Twilight and Spike arrived to Ponyville around mid-day. After they descended from the carriage, Spike, seeing that Twilight had no intention in talking to nopony told her "Come on Twilight! Just try and make some friends"
Spotting a pink pony walking tow
RS OfficeAU Fic - Margaret's OfficeRS OfficeAU Fic - Margaret's Office3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Margaret Robyn Tanner was always the kind of woman who wore herself well, which, Mordecai figured, was one of the short list of reasons for her great success. She was intimidating, cunning, beautiful, and never took 'no' for an answer. If business was war, Margaret was a walking arsenal. Perhaps the only thing sharper than her attire was her impeccable talent at being one of the most shrewd businesspeople in the city, perhaps in the state.
Maybe that was why Mordecai's palms were always sweating whenever he went to meet with her.
He stood in the elevator, watching the numbers count higher and higher as he felt his stomach sunk lower and lower. He was nervous, as he had every right to be. Even for a guy as straight laced as he was, there's not a person alive who meets with Margaret Tanner and doesn't feel at least a twinge of anxiety.
A bell chimed, signaling his arrival, and he cleared his throat as the bronze elevator doors slid open. Black, well-shined shoes strode against plush carp
Unknowing Love Chapter 1Unknowing Love Chapter 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Rigby looked up at his friend with a mix of admiration and love. He was tall, he was handsome, he was Rigby's everything, only Mordecai didn't know that. Mordecai had his heart set on being with Margaret, a girl that works at their regular hang out, the coffee shop. It killed him, but he let Mordecai go after somebody who would never understand or return his feelings like Rigby did.
Rigby wanted so desperately to reach out and touch Mordecai's beautiful blue hair, feel it run through his fingers and fall delicately back to its place. He refrained, fearing his friend would reject him. He instead pictured Mordecai shirtless, pale muscles glistening with water after a shower, hair plastered to his face. He drooled a little.
His fantasy was interrupted by the continuous saying of his name. Mordecai.
"Dude! Rigby!" He waved his perfect hand in front of Rigby's face, he blinked.
"Huh? Yeah?" Rigby mumbled, dazed.
"Dude, what were you thinking about? You're drooling!"
A FriendA Friend4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Rigby has had the greatest time of his life today with Mordecai, he had went to the movies, he went to the carnival, he had went to the arcade...7 times! And Mordecai had even taken him to dinner on his treat. Now their back home and Rigby couldn't sleep, not after today so to pass the time and also to help him sleep he grabbed a notepad and pencil, he looked over at the sleeping blue jay and he started to wright.
"Having a friend is a good thing,
especially when their always there for you.
They would stand up and never fling,
they would stay and cure your flu.
A friend is someone who cares,
someone who treats you right
and also lets out the bares
for you and helps you fight.
Its great to have someone like that,
cause your life would never bend.
You would never ever stay flat,
when you have a best-friend.
Now a best-friend is different,
or that's what people have to say.
They would say can instead of can't,
and they would always wanna play.
They would stay by your side,
or preferably h
RigbyA bunch of baby ducks send em to the moonRigby4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Soda machine it doesnt work send em to tha moon
YOU DRILL BIT WHAT ELSE DID YOU SEND?!
Regular Crack Chapter 15~15th crack pairing: Rigby and Eileen~Regular Crack Chapter 154 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was an ordinary Tuesday afternoon and Mordecai and Rigby were doing what they do best: sippin' joe, bro style.
Mordecai sipped his coffee and smacked his lips a bit. "Dude, Benson's totally gonna kill us." He said this carelessly. It seemed to be one of those days.
Rigby sipped his coffee in the same fashion. "Yeah. But it was worth it."
"No it wasn't," Mordecai argued. "Benson's gonna know we threw food at those kids!"
"Hey, I had to do something! They were throwing rocks at us before we even threw food at them!"
"Well yeah, but it's not like the food was free to throw. Benson said we have to-"
"I know, I know, 'act in an orderly way' blah blah blah." Rigby replied, rolling his eyes. But looked back at Mordecai. "But none of that matters when my animal instinct meter turns on! Those kids had it coming!"
They looked to see Eileen refilling their coffee cups.
Mordecai smiled. "Sup Eileen?"
"Oh, the usual."
"What?" Rigby asked. "Buggin
'Mordecai has some last words'Dear Reader,'Mordecai has some last words'4 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Twenty years have passed.
We are now in our resting places, side by side.
We have had a good time while It lasted.
Even when It was terrible, and even when I just wanted to die.
There was one man who stuck with me through all these times.
I have known him from Preschool. And we worked together.
Our boss was a real pain. But the thing is, I didn't think he really understood how close we really were.
I had said that I liked Margaret, just to tease him.
He was pretty sweet even though he had a tad bit of anger issues. I think it was all because of this Mole girl named Eileen, or maybe he was just annoyed that I kept this from him for such a long time.
I love Rigby. I don't care what people say. I'm a Bluejay and I think that Rigby is the best Damn lover I've ever had. Actually.. the only REAL one I've ever had.
Our kids were the highlight of our lives. Beautiful Reggie and Madeline..
Rigby was the best mother for the kids. I was the best father for
Unknowing Love Chapter 3Unknowing Love Chapter 34 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Rigby looked horrified. He now wished he'd told Mordecai that Margaret was a dead end cause. Rigby felt like a total idiot.
"O-oh " he mumbled and looked down.
"So dude," Mordecai started, "Do you think I should get her something?"
"I dunno." Rigby grumbled.
"Maybe some Chocolates? Or flowers?" Mordecai pursued .
Rigby remained silent, for once in his life, and looked down at his "bed", basically a trampoline covered in cloths, longingly. He wanted that wonderful dream world back. The one where Margaret didn't exist and Mordecai belonged solely to Rigby.
"See ya Rig," Mordecai said with vitality, "See you later! I'm off to my date!"
Mordecai exited and left a half-naked Rigby crawling into his bed. Rigby curled up and snuggled into his familiar pile of clothing. He closed his eyes tightly, but all he could see was his love, his Mordecai, with Margaret.
Sonilver - The Way It Is Pt. 7Amy returned,with her gun now fully loaded. She needed to make sure she could cover up the evidence. She brought a bag to put Sonic in. She opened the door where Sonic was being kept. The slamming of the heavy door was enough to slowly wake Sonic up.Sonilver - The Way It Is Pt. 75 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Well Sonic, I hope you had a good rest." Amy said with an evil grin.
"Amy, you are evil. How can you lock me up like this? Why would you kill me?" Sonic asked.
"Because I can! If I can't have you, then nobody, not even Silver can." Amy shouted. "Where's your precious Silver now? If he really loved you, he would have come to rescue you by now. I guess he really doesn't love you after all." Amy was playing with Sonic's emotions. And with that, Sonic couldn't hold it in any longer. His eyes watered up, he began to sob. He tried to keep his cool through this whole thing, but he couldn't. Not after what Amy said about Silver.
"He doesn't know where I am, If he knew, he would have been here." Sonic said, in between his sobs.
"None of that matt
Benson's HeartBenson sighed as he lie under a shady park tree, work could be so tiring.Benson's Heart4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He stared into the open. Endless green..
His eyes lids felt heavy, and the rings were always there. No doubt from sleepless nights due to the noisy city. Or perhaps the stress..
This job. These people. So freaken stressful.
He felt a warm, little touch against his cheek. He smiled lightly. Pops sat beside him, leaning his soft, warm body against his manager.
"Hey." Benson said plainly. He was tired. He needed a nap. Just a few minutes of sleep would do it.
"Hello Benson, what're you up to?" The lollipop man asked brightly, it hadn't even registered to him that his significant other was dozing off. "Oh. Are you sleepy?"
The gumball machine nodded lazily, he leaned against the tree and against Pops, hoping to catch a few moments of rest. The naïve man seemed to understand so he settled into to comfortable enough to sleep as well. Benson smiled. His innocent, little Pops. It may have been lame and cheesey to fe
I Miss You...Mordecai couldn't help but have mixed emotions on his way to the park. He felt sorrow eat him in the inside as well as anger. He couldn't believe that his best friend, Rigby, did that to him. After all the things that they have done for each other and the years they have known each other. Each thought pressed against his skull, making his eyes squint in pain and made his hands cringe the steering wheel; imaging himself choking the life out of the raccoon. He finally arrived at the park and got out of the cart.I Miss You...3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
"Get it together Mordecai. You don't want to do anything physical and make things worse," he said as he swallowed his anger while approaching the front door. He lowered his head and sighed. Mordecai entered the house and walked into the living room, no Rigby. The avian headed up the stairs and as he progressed, he heard the raccoon's little laugh. He turned to his right and made his way down the hallway, Rigby's laughter got louder; just the sound of his bursts made Mordecai sick
Un dia regular 4Un dia regular 43 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
-Mordecai entró resignado en la casa, que se encontraba silenciosa, pensando en lo mal que su amigo la debió
haber pasado, siendo erido por las amargas palabras del arrendajo. Suspiró pesadamente y miró los escalones
como si fuese a doler pisarlos, pero decidió continuar su camino y los subió sin más hasta llegar a la entrada
del cuarto; el cual se encontraba cerrado-
-Rigby?- quedamente el arrendajo llamó al mapache, pero, extrañamente, no esperaba que le respondiese. Al no
obtener respuesta abrió la puerta e ingresó en la habitación que se encontraba a oscuras. Buscando con la mirada
dio con el trampolin cubierto de ropa sucia, caminó hacia el y presintiendo, con cautela retiró la pila de ropa
y ahí estaba, acurrucado en una bola diminuta, en posición fetal, con la cola enrollada a su cintura y sus puños
serca a su rostro, en el cual se habian dejado unas marcas de lagrimas-
-se acercó para que
Obvious.A few days later, after playing hours and hours of that new game, they both grew tired of it.Obvious.3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
"Hey dude, do you want to go get something to eat?" Mordecai asked his fellow raccoon.
"Sure, dude! Let's go!" Rigby said as he jumped up from the couch, excited to get something for lunch. Mordecai grabbed the keys from the shelf and the duo went out of the door, walked down the steps and into the cart. Turning the key in the ignition, the cart lunged forward and onto the path; making their way to Cheezers, a place where awesome grilled cheeses came from.
Mordecai steered the cart into the parking lot and parked the cart. Getting out of the cart, the duo walked across the parking lot and into Cheezers.
"Welcome to Cheezers!" One of the employees said while the two walked through the glass doors. Mordecai walked ahead to the ordering counter.
"May I take your order?"
"Yes, two Grilled Cheese Deluxes please," the avian asked politely.
"That will be $6.50 sir," the kind girl said with a mouthful
a mordeson story mordesona mordeson story4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"hey benson" rigby said walking into the computer room of the park house."What im busy" benson said in a very pissy tone "have you seen mordicai, he's been missing sence margret broke up with him". "margret broke up with him?" he said in a worrided tone, he had always cared for mordicai,as a frend of couse."No i haven't" he got up got his coat and walked toward the door "Where you going" said rigby "Going to look for mordicai" he said half way out the door.
benson had been looking for over twenty minutes, he had almost gave up looking when he felt drops of rain on his glass head.But it was not rain; it was tears; tears from a sad blue jay, Benson saw the ladder and he climbed to the roof.
Mordicai was so sad that the love of his life had left him, he did not know if he could move on.He was pulled out of his thoughts by a hand on his shoulder, he looked up to see a familyer face, benson was a sweet person whe
Regular Crack Chapter 6~6th crack pairing: Benson and Pops~Regular Crack Chapter 64 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was just past sunset. Benson was about to open his car door to go home.
Yay, another day of work tomorrow..
"Benson, my good man."
Benson turned around to face the voice.
"Oh, hey Pops. I'll see you tomorrow, okay-"
"But Benson!" He was grabbing his arm now. "Surely you don't have to leave so early. The night is so young and there is so much that can be done-"
"Pops," Benson said with a genuine smile. "I-I'd love to hang out and all but, I just don't-uh..."
Oh great, he's givin' me those puppy eyes again....
"Please Benson? Pleeeeease?" He was begging him now.
Benson rubbed his head with frustation. I gotta go home, I gotta go home..
"Okay, Pops, okay! I,....I have some spare time."
This is the 4th time this week I fell for that face. But really, who could say no? I bet even Skips couldn't..
Pops clapped with glee. "Oh, wonderful! C'mon," He said as he got in the car. "Tell the graceful stallions to carry us off into the sunset!~"
Benson smiled a