Young Billy FifeAll the teddy bears gathered around,
And settled into a huddle.
A secret meeting this certainly was,
To deal with a certain trouble.
They talked long into the unsettled night
About how to end a life.
And, thus, a dolorous plan was hatched
To kill young Billy Fife.
Billy was a lively lad
Who was at the age of six.
Spent his days in the town
Playing many mean old tricks.
Yes, Billy was an evil child,
(Spare a thought for the mother!)
A boy who knew just what was right,
But went and did the other!
Thus, the teddy bears went to hunt.
To slay the loathsome child,
One had a knife, another an axe,
Their retribution not mild.
For young Billy Fife, of evil bent,
Did store his toys most oddly,
For pinned to the wall was a bear quite small,
With its eyes all bulged and oggly.
Pinned, do you ask? Yes, believe what I say.
A carving knife was the method!
Because of this the teddies marched on,
With their murderous rage untethered.
Poor Billy Fife, asleep in his bed,
With the teddy bears 'round him,
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