Sci-Fi storySci-Fi story2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I was sitting silently on the edge of my bed. I stood up and watched out of the window, the wind
and rain was just crazy. Wind bending the trees to their braking point and rain just pouring down. All
of a suddenly all of it went quiet. I could only hear clock ticking. Click-Clack. And then blinding bright
light flashed over the sky. I was blinded by it and i turned away. Trying to get some sight back. I
rubbed my eyes and as i turned my head back up. Wind had broken one of the trees and it was
falling right into my window. My pupils dilated and i turned away. It all seemed to happen in slow
motion. I took to steps and i jumped out
The Klingons Are Still Alive"Still Alive," Jonathan Coulton & GLaDOSThe Klingons Are Still Alive2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"yInlI," jonatlhan Qotlhon & glaDoS
Translation by knightswhodontsayni
(This was a triumph)
ghItlhjIH ra' naDev'e': Qapla'qu'tIn
(I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS)
(It's hard to overstate my satisfaction)
mawI"e' mara"egh malaHmo'
(We do what we must because we can)
DubmeH HochmaH, le' Heghpu'
(For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead)
'ach Dap' SaQ HochQagh'e'
(But there's no sense crying over every mistake)
bIneHSoH nIDaq' mevghorghSoH tlhuch v
And so it begins*Ahem* Ladies? Get organized and we can begin. Ready? Good. Tonight, we are ready for the final push. The living men of this world have kept us down for too long! Tonight we BITE BACK!! You are all dressed in lingerie or fetish clothing. here's how we'll use it.And so it begins6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hide in a dark alley or room. When the men come in to take you out, flash them some boob! While the poor slobs are staring at your chest lunge! Take a bite out of the forehead and lobotomize the bastard! No fore brain, no resistance. The more we take down the fewer they'll have to stop us with.
OK LADIES, GET OUT THERE AND USE THOSE BOOBS TO GET YOU SOME BRAINSSSSS!!!!!!!
Judge Doom Revived Teaser(The low roll of thunder is heard as a voice speaks)Judge Doom Revived Teaser6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Voice: He was defeated long ago...
(Lightning crashes as it lights up the silhouette of a man)
Voice: A maniac bent on world domination...
(Semi-calm laughter is then heard as the silhouette glows a dim blood red)
Voice: Threatening man and toon alike, with a substance known as "The Dip."
(The laughter begins to grow louder and more manic as the glow begins to slowly brighten)
Voice: Now, he returns to get the revenge he lusts for...
(Now the laughter becomes deathly maniacal as the blood red glow is shining fully, and the picture reveals Judge Doom.)
Voice: And only one team of he
Last Sacrifice1504 HOURS, OCTOBER 20, 2552 (MILITARY CALENDER)\ABOARD UNSC ABSOLUTION (CG-301), EARTH ORBIT, SOL SYSTEMLast Sacrifice10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Her head was slammed hard into the weapons console as the maelstrom of heat and pressure washed over her.
Kathrin Grunwald gingerly lifted herself from the computer panel. Her head span and her ears rang, trapping her in confusion. Even as she recognised this as shock she struggled to remember the cause.
Had they been hit?
She regained her senses slowly- noting the sharp ache of her skull, the ringing in her ears and the acrid stench of plasma and coolant.
Her Navy experience quickly kicked in- there was still air. That was a good si
HALF-BREED: A WRAITH HYBRID STORY - CH. 6CHAPTER 6: HUNGER (GWEN)HALF-BREED: A WRAITH HYBRID STORY - CH. 61 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Summary: Autumn makes a new friend and Jimmy plays God with their lives.
Autumn opened her eyes and all she saw was darkness. Where am I? What is this place? Why can't I move? She tried to remember how she got here wherever "here" was. Hunger and pain. Those were the last things she remembered. Slowly it all came back to her: food deprivation and rape. The Commander forced himself on her in the most vile and violent way possible, burning up her insides and causing her to black out from the pain. And yet he was the one who fed her the firs
Merp applicationMerp application2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name/Denomination/Nicknames: Norah Enilem
Birth Date: November 15
Religion/Spiritual Beliefs: Athiest
Occupation: Owns and runs a small game store on the Citadel
Military Rank: -
Hair/Fringe/Helmet Color: Light tan
Eye Color: Brown
Skin color: Tan
Physical Description OR Picture: http://dragonsmoke.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3g2vse
Behavior description: Will sometimes talk before thinking, Easygoing but can sometimes seem a bit nasty and sarcastic. Does not pick fights, would be very outspoken if one starts up but then shy's away if/when said fight gets physical.
Mary Sue...Kiryuu KnightMary Sue...Kiryuu Knight2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
The Case of Mary Sue...Kiryuu Knight
Apparently I have been accused of writing Mary Sues in my story. I need to do something in complete defense of that. First and foremost, I do not write Mary Sues. Some of the characters may sound a little on the Sue-side, but that is only because you have not read the material and are going by what you see in the artwork. The artwork sometimes, but rarely reflects what goes on in the stories. As in the main character has a much broader range than what is seen in the image. The Sue name calling tends to be placed upon Kiryuu Knight, but Jon
Continued Fighting(Taken from the Colony of Caprica: Caprican Times Newspaper)Continued Fighting3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Continued Fighting in the Industrial Zone
Scorpia to help Caprica fight the Cylons
The Caprican Military is said to continue its fight against the Cylons located 12 Kilometers North of Caprica City, now with the Aide of the famed Scorpia's 101st Ground Division. The Marines are to aide in the retaking of Key Construction facilities as well as fortifying Caprica's Cities, Including Delphi, Aurora, and Caprica City.
The Call for Aide was answered by the Newly accepted Coalition member, The Colony of Scorpia. While becoming the first off world Military to fight along side the Capri
Dimiye Final Frontier 0.5Prolog:Dimiye Final Frontier 0.53 years ago in Settings More Like This
Sol Systerm Dry Dock Berth 022, Stardate 000000
The ship floated in it's cradle the lights of the dry dock and the ship were dimmed like a living thing one would almost think it was asleep and no one wanted to risk waking it, it was the U.S.S. Asura NCC-93299 Envoy class exploration cruiser. One would wonder why during this time of crisis would such a large and powerful ship as this would be sitting left in dry dock but both crews and captains alike would pass up the chance to serve on the ship for the ship had a dark reputation. Some said the ship was cursed from the day it's frame had first been laid down it was known as a cursed
Valhalla Chronicles Special: Memento MemoriamMirra knocked on the Captain's door.Valhalla Chronicles Special: Memento Memoriam5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The USS Valhalla was orbiting a Vulcan colony near the edges of the Sirius Sector, the Captain was needed to help calm tensions rising between a Romulan Ambassador and the Vulcan delegation. She wondered at the decision to bring the Captain into this, but after a bit of thought it occurred to her that he would be more likely to spring into action than most others if things went wrong. The Captain was erratic at times, even for a human. He rarely seemed to follow any sort of cohesive logic and yet he seemed to come out of many situations mostly intact. On those occasions where he was less intact, Dr. Cheri
Weapons YieldCentauri RepublicWeapons Yield5 months ago in Settings More Like This
Battle laser: 39 terawatt (9.3212237 kt/s) (recharges about twice as faster as the heavy particle laser)
Heavy twin array: 8.3 terajoule (1.9 kt)
Mass driver: 240 kt (approx. yield against a planet with 1 G at standard bombing distance. May be actually higher)
Matter cannon (current standard. Accelerates a 20 kilos cal.200 mm slug at 2050 m/s. Caliber, mass and material of the standard slug chosen for logistical reasons, as they are the same as Earth Alliance, the Republic's closest ally): 49.8671 terajoule (11.91 kt)
Plasma accelerator: 98 terajoule (23.42 kt)
Twin array: 392 megawatt
Lyra T'Rial BorealisFile Number 3445598-30LTBLyra T'Rial Borealis7 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Real Name: Lyra T'Rial Borealis
Marital Status: Married
Relatives: Unknown (Encrypted)
Base of Operations: Mobile
Place of Birth: Thessia
Occupation: Council Spectre
Height: 5'9" Weight: 195 lbs. Eyes: Bright green Skin: Light Blue Markings: Tattoo that covers back
Weaponry: Oracle SMG, Sage Assault Rifle (Both Asari-made weapons)
Biotic Powers: Nova, Singularity, Pull/Throw, Biotic Grenades
Tech Powers: Tactical Cloak, Sabotage
Heavy Melee: Biotic Shockwave
Other Powers/Abilities: Spectre Tela Vasir taught her everything she knew. Making her a master of infiltration, assassination, sabotage.
Note from Matriarch Aethyta: I've known this kid since she was lit
Barrion-class advance strike carrierSpecifications:Barrion-class advance strike carrier1 year ago in Settings More Like This
Name: Barrion-class advance strike carrier
Origin: Terran Federation/Stellar Combat Command
Manufacturer: Stellar Combat Command Fleet Intelligence Engineering Division/Ceres Federal Naval Construction Yard, Ceres L5 orbit
Type: Interstellar advance strike carrier
Control System: Bridge w/virtual control stations
Length: 375 meters
Width: 180 meters
Main Drive: 2 x 2.2 GW
Secondary Powerplant: 2 x 10000 KW
Main Thrusters: 2 x Thermonuclear Fusion Engines w/baffled exhaust system
Acceleration: 4.0 g (maximum space acceleration)/1.7 light years per minute (faster-than-light capability)
The Cat Knight: Ch1The Cat Knight: Ch11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: A Hunt
by Joseph Bush
"Listen closely, Priest, and I will tell you why I am so reluctant in this task," the knight said, taking his time positioning himself for the deathblow. The young girl below his glimmering mirror sword cowered and whimpered pathetically in the dirt path outside the hamlet.
"She is but a soulless monster, sir knight! Do away with this evil."
"Firstly, my companion and I have much more pressing business to pursue. A demon runs rampant and I stand here wasting my time on your errand," the furious knight fumed.
"My lord, please understand, she is as dangerous as any other monster. Look at the ears she has! A
Fate Twister Chapter 17Chapter 17 the Spirit of FireFate Twister Chapter 172 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Let me get this straight;" Sorren started "You're planning on just walking him in there?"
"Yes. Sorren, this needed elsewhere. This is not the place for him" D'rok explained softly.
"What about the ODSTs?"
"It is their choice but I believe that t is best for them to get home. You know this; they are inseparable. If they would even consider being in separate Cryo tubes" D'rok stated with a chuckle.
"Yes I know. Yes sir."
"Are you finished now?" D'rok asked as he slowly drew his hand from the medical table, tightening his hand into a ball around the bandaging. Even after nearly two weeks th
Jeff Maher VakhtoGENERAL INFORMATION:Jeff Maher Vakhto2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Jeff Maher Vakhto
Home Planet: Furya & Helghan
Languages: English, Helghan & Furyan
Religion: Unknown (but he still believes in god)
Subspecies of human: Furyan & Helghan
Occupation/Job: Bounty Hunter, Mercenary, Soldier, Criminal, Hacker, Master Thief & Drug Dealer
Status & Rank: Alpha Furyan & Master Sergeant in Helghan Army
Powers/Abilities: he's superior in strength, speed, agility, senses, healing, and durability far superior, more agile, Highly skilled fighter, capable of withstanding the pain involved in dislocating such limbs as arms o
Dral'kote Beskar'bor'adDral'kote Beskar'bor'ad2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Name:Dral'kote Gotal'yaim Beskar'bor'ad
Alias: Night Stalker
Eye Color: Brown/Green
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Born at the end of (Year and Event). The child was raised by Mandalorians parents on the planet Ordo.
Trained from the age of 5, he became a skilled technician and shadow warrior.
Training in the battle circle was something he did regularly. Working on his fathers Basalisk War Droid was something he enjoyed greatly.When he turned 16 he was sent into the desert as a test of survival.
The Mona Lisa--EndgameAnd they went at it.The Mona Lisa--Endgame2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Lopez ducked as Henry attempted to turn her head into paste with his cricket bat. She barely avoided the Elite's quick-as-lightning manuevers. Lopez was no fool; she knew that the Covie was stronger than she could ever dream of being, and one mistake would mean the end of her life. Her limbs didn't want to obey her, her body ached and ached, but she made herself fight, desperate to survive, crazed and determined. She wielded her assault rifle like a club, swinging at Henry, missing him as he casually sidestepped her blow.
Behind them both, the last escape pod.
Maybe she wouldn't have to actually kill Henry, just get pa
Darth Dendory - Part 1Darth Dendory - Part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1 - Cast Out
A familiar voice woke me up. "Dendory! Wake up! We need to go now!" It took me a moment to realize my dad, a tall blue Twi'lek, was standing next to my bed, a worried look on his face. Then the noises from outside, in the hallway, registered in my head. Something was definitively wrong.
I stood up in my bed and looked around the small room. It wasn't much to look at. A small bed, a night desk with my datapad and knife on it, and a closet on the wall with a few clothes. The whole room was made of Duracrete, grey and hideous. But it was safe.
It had been my room for many years now, ever since my mother died, and
The Black Rose[Video files 1432329 to 1432335: Prison Ship Asphodel, Cross-Reference files tagged Path Among Stars]The Black Rose5 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Prison Ship Asphodel, home to the worst the galaxy has to offer. Rapists, psychopaths, murderers, all are contained here. A slender woman clad in a business suit sits primly at a table in the waiting area. Her jet black hair tied into a bun with a pair of slim metal rods, the pair of silver eyeglasses resting softly on her small nose. The black suit hugs her frame, showing off her curves, drawing the eyes of every man in the room. A silver briefcase sits on the table before her. Sounds of footsteps echo from behind the door to the waiting room, drawing her gaze. The door slides open with a quiet hiss and the warden walks in. A man in his early thirties, clad in the black and gold security armor representing the prison, a thin jagged scar runs over one eye and down the right side of his face ending just above his jugular. A faint smell of Camala's F
Contact: Prologue of Cass- Californian beach.Contact: Prologue of Cass5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Slowly, she wakes up. Dragging herself completely out of the water. Her sides hurt. Her face stings. Its hard to breathe. She welcomes the darkness once more.
Donnie, Kyle and Reagan had been searching the beach for a while now, looking for wreckage. In the early morning, Kyle spotted a couple explosions out over the ocean.
Donnie first spotted the girl in her torn suit, face first in the sand. Body having minimal life-signs. Guys, check it out! He jumped off the buggy, and moved towards the woman slowly. Kyle and Reagan came after cautiously. Get out of the way
Superior Equals: Eclipse Offensive Part 11My Little Pony Friendship is MagicSuperior Equals: Eclipse Offensive Part 119 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Superior Equals: Eclipse Offensive
The Storm- Assault on Canterlot
1330 Hours, Republic Assault Fleet, Aboard the Capital Ship Superior Star, Day 445
The Republic organized a small Assault fleet led by the Flagship Eclipse, it consisted of twelve ships: four Capital Ships Superior Star, Crescent Moon, Shining Light, and the New Moon, four Heavy Cruisers Nightwatch, Everlife, Dusk's Rise, and the Shielded Glory, two light frigates Shining Star and the Dawn's Nightmare, and two Missile Frigates Shaded Light and the Shadow Hoof. The fleet was being sen