HemophobiaThe inhabitants of the space station were used to their self-proclaimed leader giving speeches. However, they were usually more coherent than this.Hemophobia5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"AGHHHHGARBLGARBLE!!! WHAT IS THAT BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD HOW'D IT GET STAINED HOW'D IT GET STAINED!!!"
Everyone in the computer lab heard him. Everyone who was not in the computer lab heard him. They all gathered to see Karkat pointing at a brown stain on the wall.
"Kanaya," Karkat yelled, "I thought you cleaned up after your STUPID THING!"
"I did," she answered, "Just because I missed a tiny spot above both our heads doesn't mean I was derelict in my duties."
"YES IT DOES! That stain is unsanitary! Clean it up before I come back," Karkat said as he stomped off.
"Man, that guy needs to take some motherfucking chill pies," Gamee piped in.
"It can't have been so bad if it took him so long to notice that dot," Kanaya muttered to herself.
Equius lectured, "This is the effect the ravishing, I mean, taking, of leadership has on those with s
To be Loved, Part 6--GaaLeeAki was sleeping in the waiting room of the hospital. Kankuro was steadily improving, but, just to make sure, Aki was always in that hospital, day in and day out. Since she was usually up all night, she was always tired. A lot of the time, Tenten had to take over watching, since Aki usually dropped off to sleep. This time, she was awoken by a loud ringing noise. She shot up, completely caught off guard.To be Loved, Part 6--GaaLee8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
IM AWAKE, IM AWAKE!!!!! She yelled to no-one in particular. Then she remembered the ringing, and realised that it was her mobile phone. Aki pulled it out of her pocket and answered.
Hey, wassup? She pondered.
Hi, its me, Yama. The voice on the other end said.
Oh, its you, Yama-chan! How are you?
Yama was Akis team mate. She was a girl who, for most of her life, didnt know any shinobi skills, until Aki taught her the basics, like the Bunshin no jutsu. Yama had long, mahogany brown hair, tied up in a bun w
Bright EyesShe can't take her eyes off of him.Bright Eyes5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
From the moment she walks into her first class, she can't look away.
It's not like he's a particularly fine specimen of pubescent manhood - reddish blond hair, slim build, clothes too dark for his complexion (and wouldn't Kanaya be tickled at that, Terezi criticizing someone else's fashion) and heavy black glasses over his eyes. She doesn't think he notices her peeking at him - he doesn't look back, at least she doesn't think so. Then again, he could be shooting her a death glare behind those shades and she'd never know.
Stupid stupid dumb. Cool girls like Terezi do not stare at weird guys in their algebra class. No matter how oddly fascinating they are. She sighs, pushing back her own red shades to scrub her eyes. This jet-lag is getting to her something awful. Yeah. That's it. Jet-lag. She's tired, that's why she keeps staring like an idiot.
That's not even convincing in her head.
She wants to put her head down on the desk, but the asshole t
To be loved, Part 5--GaaLeeLee stumbled into his hotel room, panting for breath, locking the door behind him. A bright blush was spreading across his face, making it a bright rouge colour.To be loved, Part 5--GaaLee9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
What is this ?
Lee had rushed back to his room after meeting Gaara on the roof of his house. After Gaara had kissed him for the third time in Lee's life, he felt a warmness spread throughout his body. It felt as if he was
Lee was confused.
What is this I thought I liked Sakura-san! I am straight, darn it! Why am I feeling like this around Gaara?! I have never felt like this for a boy before but he is so cute ..
Lee blushed profusely. He had just admitted to finding a boy "cute".
"Alright, so I admit he is cute, but that is no reason to like another boy! I am in love with Sakura-san! I am! Seriously! I love her! With all my heart! I swear!</i>
But, even as he was trying to tell himself this, he knew that it wasn't true.
Darn it ..Something must be wrong with me .Gaara-san
PTSD - Chapter 5And suddenly it's the day of the wedding.PTSD - Chapter 55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You wake up groggy and confused, and confused as to why you're confused. Then you remember - Jade spent the night at Rose's, and John's crashing on your couch. Some stupid tradition or something, he's not supposed to see her until she walks down the aisle or some kind of bullshit like that. All it really means is that you have to make your own coffee today.
You haul yourself out of bed and shuffle towards the kitchen, filling the coffeemaker and flipping the switch. John's curled into a tiny ball on one end of the couch - you flop down at the other, and when that doesn't wake him, you yank off his blanket. "Wake up, Egbert. Time to get married."
John grumbles for a moment, then his eyes snap open. "Holy shit." He sits up, hair even more of a mess than usual. "Dave... I'm getting married. In a couple hours."
You tilt your head back. "Yeah." It's way too early in the morning for you to try and deal with his nervous breakdown. "So you'd better do
Dead LettersTristan Taylor knew as soon as he heard the heavy metallic clank! of the doors behind him that he really, really didn't want to be here. He dreaded it. He'd been dreading this inevitable visit ever since Ryou was sent here a fortnight before. He didn't want to go to the mad house, didn't want to walk through these bland, soulless halls where the cries of the deranged could be heard behind every door, but he had to come. Had to. He was Ryou's friend, wasn't he? Coming here was what he should have done right after it happened, right? So why had he waited two weeks before gathering up the nerve to come? If he was truly his friend, he'd have been here much sooner. Right?Dead Letters6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
No one else had bothered to visit. Why should they? Ryou had always been the odd one out, even in their group. No matter how polite, sweet and generally nice Ryou was, one question was always in the back of everyone's minds: Is he still wearing the Ring? As long as he had the Ring, he cou
Love You to DeathCall me what you will. "Nostalgiafag", whatever else you call us. But I couldn't fight the urge anymore. I was drawn to Pokemon Red. Not Fire Red. Not the Mystery Dungeon Red. Classic Pokemon Red Version. Creepypasta and the simple rush I got from remembering all the good times I had as a child drove me to it. But I couldn't find a cartridge. Even if I did, I wouldn't have anything to play it with. My SP had lost the ability to hold its charge years ago, and, such a tragedy, a Nintendo DS couldn't handle a Gameboy game. Luckily, I have the internet, so I went looking for a ROM.Love You to Death5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I didn't notice anything strange about the title or the filename, I just downloaded it and started it up as fast as I could.
I took in absolutely everything: the old music, the sprites that I haven't seen in years, the dialogue I had forgotten. I didn't want to miss a second of it.
I checked out the starter Pokemon. As usual, it was Bulbasaur, Squirtle and Charmander. I recalled that Metal C
Sympathy, Tenderness"Ryou, what the hell happened to you? You look like the wrath of God!" Marik asked, shocked to see the state his friend was in. The host of the ring had a bruised cheek and a split lip, looking more fragile than before. He smiled awkwardly, widening the gash that had been inflicted on his mouth.Sympathy, Tenderness6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Some boys in the older years decided to use me as a punching bag...they said something about how popular I am with girls, but I wasn't paying much attention...don't worry, I'll be fine," he replied, false cheer straining his vocal chords. Marik gestured to his sofa, his violet eyes filled with worry.
"Sit down, let me get a look at you," he said, knowing that he wasn't telling the whole truth. As Ryou made his way over, Marik noticed how stiffly he walked, how his expression widened slightly in pain as he sat down. The Egyptian boy sat next to him and, looking him straight in the eyes, asked, "How badly are you hurt? The truth, Ryou." The silver-haired boy sighed.
"I think they bruised my back
InterviewWhat do you want?Interview5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The hell kind of question is that?
Well, you're here. You called this press conference. Obviously, you must have something in mind.
All we wanted for this press thing was to let you nooksuckers know: yes we're aliens, yes we've settled here on Earth, no we're not hostile. That's all. If there's gonna be a media explosion about us I'd at least like to be in control of when and where we set it off.
Still, there must be something your group wants. You're twelve kids holed up in an undisclosed location, there's gotta be something you need.
*sigh* I don't know. There's lots of stuff we need. There's lots of stuff we want. Nepeta wants a kitten. Can you get her a kitten?
Probably. It's human nature to want to help those in need, especially children.
Fucking retarded is what it is.
... alright. First, blanket statement: we're not going with your ridiculous military scientists. No poking, no prodding, no examinations, no experiments. I
Bright Eyes - InterludeDays in the past...Bright Eyes - Interlude5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(... but not many...)
This sucks balls. Big, hairy, herpes-infested ones.
Karkat kicks a puddle. It's raining again. Appropriate, he decides. Not that precipitation is ever a surprise, in this area at this time of year. It's been weeks since he's seen the sun. He shivers and pulls his jacket tighter.
"I'm sorry, Karkat."
He whirls, blood pressure spiking. "Shut up. Shut the fuck up right now." He's not mad at her - he's never really mad at Terezi. Just hurting. "It's that bitch of a mother of yours I'm pissed at. Her choice to go away and take you with her."
"Stop talking. Seriously." He's worked up a decent rant, and damn if he's going to let her stop him. "Not like there's any reason for her to stay - Dad's doing fine, she'll make a shit-ton of money, you get to go to that shiny wonderful school - who puts a school for geniuses in the exact center of the goddamn desert, really? - and everyone gets to be happy. Fucking wonderful. Mother of t
Gamzee: 2care 2ollux▼: honkGamzee: 2care 2ollux5 years ago in Settings More Like This
▼: hello my motherfucking best buddy
▼: WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU UP TO
▲: why the hell diid you 2care kk liike that
▲: and where are you
▼: preparing the preparations
▲: what are you planniing. you 2cared the hell out of kk
▼: FOR THE RECKONING.
▼: yeah bro )
▼: GET MOTHERFUCKING READY
▲: what are you doiing for thii2 "reckoniing"
▲: and what happened to your normal typiing quiirk. you're actiing extremely 2trange
▼: you'll know soon
▼: I GOT OFF OF THAT FUCKING AWFUL POISON
▼: it did things to my head, sollux
▲: what the hell ii2 goiing on
▲: ii KO for who know2 how long and you're actiing 2trange
▲: and 2cariing the fuck out of kk
▼: MY HEAD IS FUCKING CLEAR.
▼: i remembered my place.
▼: I AM GOING TO KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FUCKERS.
Rose: Pester Dave-- tentacleTherapist (TT) began pestering turntechGodhead (TG) --Rose: Pester Dave5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
TT : David.
TG: hopy shit rose used capslock what the fuck
TT: Dave, John's dead.
TG: what the fuck are you talking about.
TT: I'm looking at him right now and theres' blood everywhere and god idontknowwhattodo
TG: ok whoa just
TG: calm down
TT: DAVE JOHN IS FUCKING DEAD
TG: i know
TG: but this is not something to have a breakdown over
TT: he is DEAD
TT: i am allowed to be upset about this
TT: its all my fault im the server supposed to protect him aapsfoiaahrffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
TG: ROSE LALONDE, YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN THIS INSTANT.
TG: okay i used caps and punctuation does that help
TG: he still has a dreamself remember
TG: i just went back to check
TG: he fell asleep right before it happened
TG: so hes okay
TG: frolicking around down on skaia or some gay shit like that
TG: rose you still there
Sudden WarmthSoft, warm hands.Sudden Warmth5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Completely out of the blue, unexpected and, for a moment at least, unwanted. It makes you wonder, if she's as obsessively in love with the blue faker, surely she'd know what he actually looks like? I could understand if it were night-time we have similar silhouettes, after all but in the middle of the day? It makes me wonder. I guess, when it comes to him, she loses all reason (and sense of sight). Whatever mistake she made, however, I'm glad for it.
One moment I was gearing up for our mission, surveying the scenery and preparing to run to where I was needed. The next, something small and soft and loud hurtled into my back. As I lurched forward from the impact, she slipped her arms around my shoulders as if I was an old friend.
"Oh, Sonic! I thought I'd never see you again! I'm so glad you made it!" her girlish voice bellowed in my ear. For a moment, I felt surprise, then annoyance. Whoever this girl was, she clearly had the wrong person, and she really
Kissing KarkatKissing Karkat5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Terezi was skulking outside of Karkat's room. He and Equius had gotten into some fight or other - again - and he'd stormed off to be alone. She wasn't positive, but she was pretty sure Equius had gone to break something.
Sigh. Just another day in the Veil.
She leaned against Karkat's door, listening to the faint sounds of cheesy dialogue from within. He and Sollux had hacked into all the human kids' computers for fun one afternoon, and that John kid actually had a few human rom-coms on his hard drive. Karkat had taken to watching those, since he'd seen all the troll ones a dozen times. If he was in a good mood - well, a less cantankerous one than usual - he'd let Terezi and Nepeta keep him company. But he always got mad when Terezi licked the screen, and Nepeta hogged the popcorn. Now he mostly watched movies by himself.
She sighed again, touching her forehead to the cool metal of the door. Some sappy music played for a moment, then was cut off. There was the quiet scuffling of
Shalott"But Lancelot mused a little space;Shalott5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He said, "She has a lovely face;
God in his mercy lend her grace,
The Lady of Shalott."
Alfred Lord Tennyson, The Lady of Shalott
Standing in the tower, the yellow squirrel girl looked on, dismayed. Looking over the spools of thread she had so carefully crafted into a tapestry, Elaine sighed, knowing that this really isn't what she wanted in the slightest. As she swept back her soft blonde curls, she looked around her room. Or should she say prison? For that was truly what it was. The only light came from the sunlight filtering through the single window, as the light from the giant stained-glass panel above her head did not let in much sun. At night she lit candles, all so she could continue to create more pieces of work. And every day, she wished for some kind of escape.
She had no company. No family, no friends to speak of. She was living with her mother, and she was happy then, but that was before she was condemned to stay in this to
To be loved, Part 2--GaaLee"Hey, Lee, are you feeling alright? You seem less youthful today." Gai-sensei asked him the next day, during training.To be loved, Part 2--GaaLee9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It's true, he has been acting a little weirdly today............... Tenten thought.
"Huh? Oh, it's nothing, Gai-sensei. I was just thinking about something. Don't worry about it. I'm fine!"
"YOSH! Now, do 100 laps around the practice field!"
"YOSH!" Lee replied.
Something's not right about Lee..........and I'm gonna find out!
"Yo Lee, can I talk to you?" Tenten asked him after training.
"Huh? Oh, sure. What is it Tenten-chan?"
"What's wrong? You've been acting weird today."
"Um .Tenten? Can we talk in private?" Lee asked.
"Sure." They walked behind the ninja academy building. While they were walking, Lee remained silent.
Wow. I've never seen him look so serious. This must be bad.
When they got there, Tenten was the first to speak.
"So Lee, what's been bothering you?" she asked him.
"Aww, come on, you can tell me. I'm your te
Hellsing: Bright eyes ~Hellsing: Bright eyes~Hellsing: Bright eyes6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The rain came down hard, washing away whatever was left burning of the once great city of London. Everyone and everything was dead and burnt.
A few stragglers had managed to take refuge, some even burying themselves deep in the basements of their houses and flats, others in the dark underground tunnels.
Among those that weren't hiding, the ones that were fighting; the Hellsing organization, The Iscariots and the letzes battoulion millenium.
It was long and drawn out, but finally, the villains where defeated.
But what no one saw, was the inner pain and war that raged within some of those fighting.
~Anderson and Maxwell~
Like a son.
Like a brother.
Like a friend.
Like a pupil.
Anderson had now lost someon
Life is a gift...Oh... hello there.Life is a gift...4 years ago in Horror More Like This
I...assume you would like to know my story?
But I must warn you... it's rather sad...
That look your giving me. I know what you're thinking.
"It's probably some dull sob story about his trainer abandoning him when he evolved into an Umbreon"
Well... it's not...
My trainer... she loved me very much... she loved me more than words could ever express...
Her smile... even here I can see it- shining brightly like a lone star in the murky sky.
My trainer was a girl the age of 13.
She had waited 3 long years in pain to step outside her home...
Oh... didn't I mention?
She... was terminally ill... she was very sick most of the time. She couldn't handle daily tasks such as eating very well... she would get so horribly sick...
One day she was feeling well enough to go outside- something she had longed for. Her family was poor, but they did their best to keep the house clean for her health.
But... a few days after she had gone outside... she was worse than ever. She..
50. Rebirthing -HS Spoiler-50. Rebirthing50. Rebirthing -HS Spoiler-5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
John didn't like dying.
As soon as he awoke in his dream body, standing alone on Skaia, he felt an odd sort of pressure in his chest. It was as if something was there, lodged in his heart. For a moment, he wondered if it might be a result of letting Vriska put him to sleep, until he glanced up into the sky.
He had arrived in Skaia just in time for the eclipse. The main attraction on the cloud screen was currently his sleeping body, with a sword stabbed through it.
For a moment he stood dumbfounded, unable to really process what he was seeing. The pool of blood spread. It flowed across the blue stone of the Quest Bed, filling the cracks left by time and the wind. As it spread, pain blossomed in his chest. He instinctually closed his eyes, trying to block out the vivid image of his body bleeding out, but the image was burned on the back of his eyelids. It was all he could see. He was encompassed by that image, the image of his death.
He didn't see the red blood spreading o
Perfection"I need you, Franziska. Ever since I met you, I've needed you. Is that wrong?"Perfection4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She knew what the answer was, or what it should be. Her papa had drilled it into every aspect of her life: Perfection. Everything must be absolutely perfect, from work to hobbies to love. She remembered tentatively asking him, back when she was too young to know herself, What kind of man would you like to be my husband? He just smiled and said, As long as he is as perfect as you, and not slow you down, then any man you like. (with a heavy emphasis on "man"). Back then, being involved with a woman never even crossed her mind. Why should it? Anything other than that would be imperfect. She remembered it very clearly, when they once took a walk together and spied two women holding hands; his grimace and the muttered curse, the silent, sneering judgement: Deviants, all of them. The youth of today
Even though he wasn't alive anymore, she still tried to live up to his expe
PokeGlow[Thank you for downloading Pokemon Emerald from our website!PokeGlow4 years ago in Horror More Like This
Included with your ROM is the application "PokeGlow". "PokeGlow" will enhance your gameplay experience!]
When I tried to open up my brand new Emerald ROM, "PokeGlow" opened instead.
[INSERT ACTION REPLAY]
" I don't have one." I closed the window and the Emerald ROM started up. For once, this ROM played normally. Most of the ones I had recently found were badly-done, 'creepy' hacks. Later, I tried getting rid of the PokeGlow application.
[PokeGlow cannot be removed.]
[Thank you for downloading Pokemon FireRed from our website!
Included with your ROM is the application "PokeGlow". "PokeGlow" will enhance your gameplay experience!]
so i tryd firered but i got pokeglow instead
[INSERT ACTION REPLAY]
"yeah ok" so i took my action replay and connected it to my computer
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nsted of playn firered like i wa
The Seventh MeThe Seventh Me5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The 'first me'
That everyone could see
Really didn't know much about anything
She would always shout off key:
"Isn't the world is so
Can't you see?"
I guess I'll just have to explore
Beyond the boundaries and walk out of that door
The 'second me'
Live life a bit more responsibly
She knew that the 'first me' didn't
She was always frightened of the consequences
"Isn't the world so
If I stay far away
Then maybe it'll forget I'm here"
Is what from her lips you would hear.
The 'third me'
Taking in whatever she could see
She would conform as long as she could live comfortably
She was easily brainwashed
"Isn't the world so
Maybe if I ignore them some,
Then they'll let me be me."
The 'fourth me'
Liked to be controversially
And easy to see commercially
She would always say:
"Isn't the world
So welcoming today?
Everything is so colorful
This place is simply wonderful!"
The 'fifth me'
Had seen everything 'four' didn't see
She now knew the end
The Purrfect CrimeSneaking around, unheard by even a mouse, Nepeta entered the kitchen. On a counter was a plate of the most delicious brownies she'd ever seen, as well as tasted. Despite being blind, Terezi was a damn good cook. Well, with Nepeta's help of course. It had been tiring setting up all the decorations and the little cat troll needed something to eat. She was sure her housemate wouldn't notice one goneThe Purrfect Crime4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
But as soon as she tasted the first bite, its sweetness overwhelmed her. The chocolaty taste mixed with sugar and the odd nut was too inviting to just consume one. She barely noticed what she was doing before there was only one brownie left. But as her little hand reached for it, footsteps appear behind her.
"Well, well, well, the catburglar caught in the act." Terezi said.
Nepeta swore gently very softly under her breath. She had the last brownie taken out from her hand and Terezi sniffed it.
"Hmm all signs point to that you did this, Nepeta, but there's only one way to be sure!"
Walk AwayAnd so it was I entered the broken worldWalk Away5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
To trace the visionary company of love, it's voice
And instant in the wind (I know not whither hurled)
But not for long to hold each desperate choice.
Hart Crane, The Broken Tower
Looking out at the globe from the window I have so often stood by, alone and not, I feel a strange sense of calm. Now, everything is going to end. I laugh to myself; the faker's efforts are so futile and pathetic. I'll leave them to it. Knowing them, they'll make things worse somehow. But then, maybe not. That dismal planet seems to be more resilient than I first thought. The fact that we blew up half the moon and they seem to be suffering no negative repercussions is testament to that. I'm looking over to the moon now, and the burning core that's now on full display is blazing brightly from the silvery rock. It reminds me of the humans, the molten heart of hate and decadence that's hidden underneath layers of goodness and decency. No one is immune