Anime nerds vs computer nerdsAnime nerds vs computer nerds10 years ago in Humor More Like This
This is it! Years of preparation have come down to this! And by years of preparation, we mean, absolutely nothing has happened.
When sub-related social groups collide
This is the ultimate battle of battle for these sad losers. Today, anime nerds clash with computer nerds in the ultimate test of brains, balls, and all that good stuff. With three tests of skill, we will reveal the nerdier of the nerds. I, the narrator type person, am here to explain the advantages and disadvantages of being a total nerd.
First of all, anime nerds. Their more common than one would think. You can spot an anime nerd by the most obvious signs, an anime t-shirt and great skill and knowledge of the Japanese language, or the less obvious, manga's in hand, sketchbooks full of fanart and fanfiction, and of course, the constant ranting. Now, with skills like these, anime nerds tend to be really good with pencil and their words. Most anime nerds tend to have incredible coordination and strength in their lower body
BoyfriendBoyfriendBoyfriend8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Inside of my bedroom, all covered in blood, I shot my poor boyfriend with a 44 stud.
I went to his funeral, I went to his grave. Some people threw flowers, so I threw a grenade.
He got up and chased me; I thought he was dead, so you know what I did?
I took my bazooka and blew off his head.
Are You Gay, Bi or Straight?Are You Gay, Bi or Straight?5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
DETERMINING SEXUAL IDENTITY
For many people, there is no question at all about what their Sexual Orientation and Identity are, starting at a very young age. But for many others, it can be very confusing and traumatic. ALL of us are a blend of Straight and Gay. People who are almost completely Straight or Gay usually know how they are different from very young ages. Everyone else will have some someone degree of Confusion and Questioning. Many young people have a small amount of latent homosexuality, enough to confuse them, but not enough to be a Bisexual. Others can be confused by having a friend they love dearly. Some young people are late bloomers, becoming sexually aware later than most others. For others, there is also confusion about Gender. For others, they may not have sexual feelings at all.
Some people may not become aware of their homosexual nature, or may not recognize, realize, or acknowledge their homo
1. Mr Krabs makes a Guest Appearance1. Mr Krabs makes a Guest Appearance4 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
I hadn’t meant to destroy the aquarium. It wasn’t even my fault. I mean, of course I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up for the day to go well. I knew things were going to suck when the chaperone was my PE teacher - whose voice, while suited for being outside and yelling at the kids who would collapse after two steps, didn’t work well for an aquarium filled with fish and people from the public.
I had promised my mum, my stepdad, and my school’s principal that nothing bad would happen at the Melbourne Sea Life Aquarium. I had learned my lesson from the fiasco at the MCG tour a year ago - I promised I wouldn’t make any more tour guides cry, and I was allowed to attend the field trip with my science class.
The day started out really nice - winter had just started yet we had a nice sunny day in Melbourne. Which wasn’t all that weird, considering Melbourne is the city of four sea
Anorexia / NervosaShe hates her low life sisterAnorexia / Nervosa2 months ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
She thinks nothing of her high-class sister
She builds a tower
She digs a hole
She is tired and running out of air
She is wounded and infected
She is dying on a bed of rocks
She is dying in a hole
She is carried away from her death bed
She is carried out of her death hole
She wakes up and sees her beautiful sister she looked down to
She wakes up and sees her gorgeous sister she thought nothing of
She is breathing fine and fully rested
She is not damaged and has clean blood in her veins
She sees the Lamb
She sees Him too
She walks over to it
She feels the lifeless creature
She weeps upon it
She turns away her face in shame
She hears the Lamb's life-filled voice
She cowers in fear
But the Lamb replies the same way to both:
"I love you as you were, as you are, and as you will be. I long to be with you."
Chapter 1--Seeking ArtemisChapter 1--Seeking Artemis7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
The moonlight cast a silver glow on the leaves that rested dead on the ground, billowing along the ground with the wind that threw them up into the air in a methodical dance. The night was still and silent, an open sky with billions of stars that blanketed the blackness, and the forest was in a moment of peace that seemed to last forever. Catherine loved it here. Yellowstone Park, one of the last pinnacles of wild tranquility that was rare to find in this country now. There was so much pollution, so much civilization, just too many damn people.
She and Mason crouched in the brush and brambles, their bodies totally still as they watched the clearing, waiting for the creature that they had been hunting to come into the light. And once they found the creature, they would find her.
Catherine could hardly contain her excitement. Her body was stiff and rigid and she stroked her finger down the shaft of the arrow, the feathers tickling her sensitive fingers as she kept her gaze on the clearin
I love youOnce upon a time a girl gave her heart to GodI love you10 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
"Here, God," She said. "Hold it and keep it safe."
And he did.
Then God caused the paths of the girl and a boy to cross
and they fell in love.
"God, can you give him my heart?" The girl asked.
So God put the heart in the boy's hands.
And He kept his hands around the boys, safeguarding the girl's heart
so if the boy should lose his grip on it
God would catch it.
And He surrounded it with a shield of iron
in case the boy's protection wasn't enough.
But God didn't worry
and neither did the girl
because they knew that come Hell or high water
the boy would not falter.
And they trust him.
And the boy knows
And the girl knows
that their love will last forever
beyond the end of the stars and the burning of the earth
Because God is guiding and protecting their love.
Thank you for holding my heart, Mon Cheri <3 I will always protect and hold yours.
My VamponiesMy Vamponies2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A little bit about my vamponies...
Wilt Beauty (above) is their Queen, just so ya know. BOW DOWN TO HER.
Only the Queen can Turn other ponies. However, a regular vamponies bite, while neither fatal nor contagious, causes paralysis, vivid hallucinations, and sometimes unconsciousness, and their teeth are just as useful for ripping throats.
Vamponies have increased speed, strength and agility, as well as excellent night vision.
They do not have bat wings, thank you very much. Nor can they shape-shift into bats. Or anything else. Because I know someone is bound to mention that.
Their eyes turn red at night.
They can go out in the daylight, as well as the night.
They are not immortal. SO THERE.
Uuuuuuuuuum that's all for now.
My ComfortToo many times, I’ve broken apartMy Comfort2 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Lost in despair, hope fades like dead stars
But then I look up to my Source of Strength
And I know that He’s not far
Life is a battle, but why be afraid?
There’s no reason to fear the grave
Still, I struggle to see through the end
Trials come like a tidal wave
I’m not alone
His Spirit is with me
My faith will stand
I believe in what I can’t see
I will cling to His promises forever
He searches my heart and knows who I am
He understands me in ways no one else can
He loves me
I love Him
He lifts me up
The Love of my life
In Him I will trust
Dress for Church"Go change, you want to look nice for church, don't you?"Dress for Church2 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Why should what I wear to church matter?
Am I trying to impress someone?
Didn't God say "come as you are."?
Why should I dress up and act like something I'm not?
Isn't God able to see through my disguise?
If I'm not trying to impress God,
Am I trying to trick my fellow Christians?
But aren't we called to love and accept each other as we are?
Why should I act like I'm fine and able,
When the church should be a place,
Full of Love, Comfort, and Healing?
I love youI love youI love you2 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Not the way the movies tell me to love
I love you when it gives me stomachaches
And my fingers are bleeding
And I grit my teeth and kick a chair
Because I'm angry
But I still love you
I love you
When the phone line hums with emptiness
And we both wait for the other to say something
Because we've grown apart
But I still love you
I love you
When you're wrong, so wrong
And I know you're wrong
And you just know I am too
Because we've changed a lot
But I still love you
I loved you
When we were little
Playing in the grass
And watching the bees kiss those tiny pink flowers
Because we were our own world
Oh how I loved you
I loved you
When I nagged you like a mother
When I said those things
Those harsh words
Because I was trying to work through
How I love you
AwareI am in loveAware1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
I don't know if
you love me.
We’re not very close
though I’d like to be.
Your smile makes
Your laugh makes
I can't hide the fact
that i'm smitten.
I don't talk much
You never speak
Your eyes tell me more
than any repartee.
Your face gives
Your voice makes
Just seeing you
speeds up my heart.
I wish that
my love for you
could be known,
I try to talk
my words stay within.
I stop and
You turn away
I kick myself and
How can you love
A broken girl?
One that can’t say
There’s no hope.
We were made to part.
The bride and GroomThe bride & GroomThe bride and Groom1 year ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
It's so amazing the very analogy
The joke made from the world
Sin less saved, we take this fallacy
And poke our brains out hurled
Living free, He loved us first
Less we want from Him
Vanity, it takes its thirst
All want, but never give
Now understand, like He, I love
I yearn so unconditionally
The very strand that takes and shoves
You "earn" no sum of "one" you see
And all will ask "why can't I have?"
Forever that Great Gift
The One more called will take and laugh
Enjoy your lies and sift
Raid the locks of your own psyche
Ask, no TAKE IT ALL !!!!
Live your life to the very fullest!
Live! You're knee won't fall!
Readily, I wait and hope
I take no mind in part
Give or take
He waits and "copes"
The "Groom" for His "bride's" heart.
And "we" are the bride.
"Lament like a virgin, girded in sackcloth, for the husband of her youth." - Joel 1:8
It IS hurting peopleFor those who seem to think that a)Homosexuality doesn't hurt anyone and b) you can't love someone if you don't support their choices.It IS hurting people4 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
3:00am Annabeth woke to the sound of crying. She opened her eyes and squinted to see the time. 3:00am. She fumbled out of bed and walked across the room, as she reached for the doorknob Annabeth caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror. Her eyes shot to the grey streak in her hair and memories, both good and bad, flooded her mind. She sighed, smiling warmly.3:00am1 year ago in Romance More Like This
More crying brought Annabeth back from her past. She opened the door, heading down the hall to a small room painted a unique shade of greenish-blue. She strode over to the crib and pulled the crying baby from it. She cradled the boy, but her attempts to quiet the child where vain, he continued to cry. Suddenly the tears upon the boy’s cheek began to dance, moving slowly, gracefully in the air, hushing the child and causing him to grin. Annabeth glanced to the doorway of the nursery. Standing with his weight on the frame and moving his left hand rhythmically was Percy. Annabeth smiled, “you are always able
LookI hear so many people say things like,Look3 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
"I'm not religious"
"God is just a fairy tail."
Some claim there's no evidence of a God,
Just look at the world around you.
reincarnation and tea“He's lost,” they told me. “That boy you love,reincarnation and tea4 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
without a care in the world, without logic or
consideration for others' opinions;
how it ruins your family name, legacy in a city of western saints.
Boy, admit it; you're selfish..”
Friends and relatives told me I couldn't be with you, my angel-skin.
They made me swear I wouldn't
run after your ghost, follow him through the alleyways to the wharf
where your daddy's ship was docked, setting off for new lands.
But little did they know that human feet,
distance mean nothing, can never stop me.
A magician's son; sinner of the lowest depths,
last April Fool's-born liar of ancient Buddhist temples,
Malay-raised; I was made to fall, my crushed diamond.
And I would never try because it's useless, boy.
It's useless to lock this hickory-smoke heart
inside a Christmas evergreen cabinet, friend.
I would never ask you to wait for me because
that's selfish, my little honey-wheat loner.
So I'll just settle for following your
Spiritual Mirror I reflect on God.Spiritual Mirror4 months ago in Philosophical More Like This
And God reflects through my life.
Choose, before it's too late.This place no longer feels like home,Choose, before it's too late.1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
Is the fault my own,
Or am I the victim?
Is my faith wavering,
Or am I beginning to see,
That these men and women,
Whom I once looked up to,
Are false teachers,
Who twist and bend each verse they preach,
In order to convince themselves,
That they are not at fault?
The church should be a second home,
A second family,
Where we love and support each other,
regardless of what we've done,
or who we are.
So why do I feel the need to hide within these walls?
Is this a false church,
In which I feel the need to be defensive,
Or have I deceived myself,
Into thinking I should hide the demons I fight,
When they may be the people,
Who will help me vanquish them.
I'm at a crossroads,
Two paths lay before me.
One I stay with this church,
And learn to call it home.
In an attempt to find a new church,
One that feels more like home.
One leads to joy and relief,
The other to destruction,
I can't see past the horizon,
And see the finale before the
1984My head is swimming.19846 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Thoughts of rebellion brimming.
I hide all the emotion.
To suspect my thoughts? They'd have no notion.
But I'm so tired of masquerading.
While all my original thoughts are fading.
Being taken away.
By the one that promised to love me like my mother.
None other than Big Brother.
SNK: One Sweet Love (Levi x Petra)“Good morning, Heichou~”SNK: One Sweet Love (Levi x Petra)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Levi awoke at the energetic, high-pitched voice calling behind him. He didn’t want to get up from bed today. He just came back from another expedition outside the walls.
“Heichou?” The voice continued to call him, but he simply moaned and covered his head with the sheets.
The girl calling behind him, started to get irritated. He had a big day behind him and he refused to get out of bed. He wasn’t always that way, she thought. The Corporal knew the value of time, and he knows how much work he needs to do.
She thought of a way to wake him up rather than calling him out. Physical contact was out of the option, because she got a blow job on the face when she did that the only other time he refused to get out of bed.
A small smile crept out. “Heichou, Eren came to your office and messed with the paperwork.”
In no time, he sat up of bed, looked at the girl with a deadly glare, and stated in an authoritative voice,
NT: The Perfect Christmas 4The Perfect Christmas</i>NT: The Perfect Christmas 48 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 4/25: Rice Pudding
Patrick turned off his new Cadillac as he pulled up behind the red Ferrari already parked there. He smiled as he turned off the headlights, shaking his head. He should have known that Riley would be here too. Bens second shadow.
His son had invited him to spend the holidays at his new home. At first, Patrick had been going to pass on the offer. He thought that he ought to leave the new couple to spend their first holiday together. Then Abby had mentioned that they would need a babysitter for Riley, and hed realized she wasnt entirely joking.
It hadnt been much of a decision after that. He figured he owed Ben at least that much. His son had found the treasureand never once rubbed in Patricks face that he had been wrongand settled down just like his father had always wished. The least he could do was baby-sit the master of sarcasm so he could have some time with his wife.