Anime nerds vs computer nerdsAnime nerds vs computer nerds10 years ago in Humor More Like This
This is it! Years of preparation have come down to this! And by years of preparation, we mean, absolutely nothing has happened.
When sub-related social groups collide
This is the ultimate battle of battle for these sad losers. Today, anime nerds clash with computer nerds in the ultimate test of brains, balls, and all that good stuff. With three tests of skill, we will reveal the nerdier of the nerds. I, the narrator type person, am here to explain the advantages and disadvantages of being a total nerd.
First of all, anime nerds. Their more common than one would think. You can spot an anime nerd by the most obvious signs, an anime t-shirt and great skill and knowledge of the Japanese language, or the less obvious, manga's in hand, sketchbooks full of fanart and fanfiction, and of course, the constant ranting. Now, with skills like these, anime nerds tend to be really good with pencil and their words. Most anime nerds tend to have incredible coordination and strength in their lower body
BoyfriendBoyfriendBoyfriend8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Inside of my bedroom, all covered in blood, I shot my poor boyfriend with a 44 stud.
I went to his funeral, I went to his grave. Some people threw flowers, so I threw a grenade.
He got up and chased me; I thought he was dead, so you know what I did?
I took my bazooka and blew off his head.
Are You Gay, Bi or Straight?Are You Gay, Bi or Straight?5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
DETERMINING SEXUAL IDENTITY
For many people, there is no question at all about what their Sexual Orientation and Identity are, starting at a very young age. But for many others, it can be very confusing and traumatic. ALL of us are a blend of Straight and Gay. People who are almost completely Straight or Gay usually know how they are different from very young ages. Everyone else will have some someone degree of Confusion and Questioning. Many young people have a small amount of latent homosexuality, enough to confuse them, but not enough to be a Bisexual. Others can be confused by having a friend they love dearly. Some young people are late bloomers, becoming sexually aware later than most others. For others, there is also confusion about Gender. For others, they may not have sexual feelings at all.
Some people may not become aware of their homosexual nature, or may not recognize, realize, or acknowledge their homo
1. Mr Krabs makes a Guest Appearance1. Mr Krabs makes a Guest Appearance2 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
I hadn’t meant to destroy the aquarium. It wasn’t even my fault. I mean, of course I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up for the day to go well. I knew things were going to suck when the chaperone was my PE teacher - whose voice, while suited for being outside and yelling at the kids who would collapse after two steps, didn’t work well for an aquarium filled with fish and people from the public.
I had promised my mum, my stepdad, and my school’s principal that nothing bad would happen at the Melbourne Sea Life Aquarium. I had learned my lesson from the fiasco at the MCG tour a year ago - I promised I wouldn’t make any more tour guides cry, and I was allowed to attend the field trip with my science class.
The day started out really nice - winter had just started yet we had a nice sunny day in Melbourne. Which wasn’t all that weird, considering Melbourne is the city of four sea
LookI hear so many people say things like,Look1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
"I'm not religious"
"God is just a fairy tail."
Some claim there's no evidence of a God,
Just look at the world around you.
Anorexia / NervosaShe hates her low life sisterAnorexia / Nervosa1 week ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
She thinks nothing of her high-class sister
She builds a tower
She digs a hole
She is tired and running out of air
She is wounded and infected
She is dying on a bed of rocks
She is dying in a hole
She is carried away from her death bed
She is carried out of her death hole
She wakes up and sees her beautiful sister she looked down to
She wakes up and sees her gorgeous sister she thought nothing of
She is breathing fine and fully rested
She is not damaged and has clean blood in her veins
She sees the Lamb
She sees Him too
She walks over to it
She feels the lifeless creature
She weeps upon it
She turns away her face in shame
She hears the Lamb's life-filled voice
She cowers in fear
But the Lamb replies the same way to both:
"I love you as you were, as you are, and as you will be. I long to be with you."
I love youOnce upon a time a girl gave her heart to GodI love you8 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
"Here, God," She said. "Hold it and keep it safe."
And he did.
Then God caused the paths of the girl and a boy to cross
and they fell in love.
"God, can you give him my heart?" The girl asked.
So God put the heart in the boy's hands.
And He kept his hands around the boys, safeguarding the girl's heart
so if the boy should lose his grip on it
God would catch it.
And He surrounded it with a shield of iron
in case the boy's protection wasn't enough.
But God didn't worry
and neither did the girl
because they knew that come Hell or high water
the boy would not falter.
And they trust him.
And the boy knows
And the girl knows
that their love will last forever
beyond the end of the stars and the burning of the earth
Because God is guiding and protecting their love.
Thank you for holding my heart, Mon Cheri <3 I will always protect and hold yours.
My VamponiesMy Vamponies2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A little bit about my vamponies...
Wilt Beauty (above) is their Queen, just so ya know. BOW DOWN TO HER.
Only the Queen can Turn other ponies. However, a regular vamponies bite, while neither fatal nor contagious, causes paralysis, vivid hallucinations, and sometimes unconsciousness, and their teeth are just as useful for ripping throats.
Vamponies have increased speed, strength and agility, as well as excellent night vision.
They do not have bat wings, thank you very much. Nor can they shape-shift into bats. Or anything else. Because I know someone is bound to mention that.
Their eyes turn red at night.
They can go out in the daylight, as well as the night.
They are not immortal. SO THERE.
Uuuuuuuuuum that's all for now.
My ComfortToo many times, I’ve broken apartMy Comfort1 week ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Lost in despair, hope fades like dead stars
But then I look up to my Source of Strength
And I know that He’s not far
Life is a battle, but why be afraid?
There’s no reason to fear the grave
Still, I struggle to see through the end
Trials come like a tidal wave
I’m not alone
His Spirit is with me
My faith will stand
I believe in what I can’t see
I will cling to His promises forever
He searches my heart and knows who I am
He understands me in ways no one else can
He loves me
I love Him
He lifts me up
The Love of my life
In Him I will trust
I love youI love youI love you2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Not the way the movies tell me to love
I love you when it gives me stomachaches
And my fingers are bleeding
And I grit my teeth and kick a chair
Because I'm angry
But I still love you
I love you
When the phone line hums with emptiness
And we both wait for the other to say something
Because we've grown apart
But I still love you
I love you
When you're wrong, so wrong
And I know you're wrong
And you just know I am too
Because we've changed a lot
But I still love you
I loved you
When we were little
Playing in the grass
And watching the bees kiss those tiny pink flowers
Because we were our own world
Oh how I loved you
I loved you
When I nagged you like a mother
When I said those things
Those harsh words
Because I was trying to work through
How I love you
The bride and GroomThe bride & GroomThe bride and Groom1 year ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
It's so amazing the very analogy
The joke made from the world
Sin less saved, we take this fallacy
And poke our brains out hurled
Living free, He loved us first
Less we want from Him
Vanity, it takes its thirst
All want, but never give
Now understand, like He, I love
I yearn so unconditionally
The very strand that takes and shoves
You "earn" no sum of "one" you see
And all will ask "why can't I have?"
Forever that Great Gift
The One more called will take and laugh
Enjoy your lies and sift
Raid the locks of your own psyche
Ask, no TAKE IT ALL !!!!
Live your life to the very fullest!
Live! You're knee won't fall!
Readily, I wait and hope
I take no mind in part
Give or take
He waits and "copes"
The "Groom" for His "bride's" heart.
And "we" are the bride.
"Lament like a virgin, girded in sackcloth, for the husband of her youth." - Joel 1:8
3:00am Annabeth woke to the sound of crying. She opened her eyes and squinted to see the time. 3:00am. She fumbled out of bed and walked across the room, as she reached for the doorknob Annabeth caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror. Her eyes shot to the grey streak in her hair and memories, both good and bad, flooded her mind. She sighed, smiling warmly.3:00am1 year ago in Romance More Like This
More crying brought Annabeth back from her past. She opened the door, heading down the hall to a small room painted a unique shade of greenish-blue. She strode over to the crib and pulled the crying baby from it. She cradled the boy, but her attempts to quiet the child where vain, he continued to cry. Suddenly the tears upon the boy’s cheek began to dance, moving slowly, gracefully in the air, hushing the child and causing him to grin. Annabeth glanced to the doorway of the nursery. Standing with his weight on the frame and moving his left hand rhythmically was Percy. Annabeth smiled, “you are always able
Breakfast with Jesus“What if you could invite Jesus to breakfast?”Breakfast with Jesus2 weeks ago in Philosophical More Like This
That’s what my five year old, Michael, remembers from today’s sermon. He has rolled it around and around in that cute little head of his and at lunch announced that he was going to invite Jesus to breakfast at our house next Sunday.
So sweet. I smiled at him. He did not smile back--he was focused. This was serious business. Michael cleared a place at the table and pulled out his drawing pad and Crayolas and went to work. This was: Very. Serious. Business.
About 45 minutes and five pieces of paper later Michael proudly produced an invitation worthy of a king. Colorful borders, rainbows and soaring doves bordered the words:
“pleese come to brekfast at our hous on sunday”
“How will you get that to Jesus?” I asked, amused.
“I’ll mail it.” Problem solved
“But I don’t know Jesus’s address, do you?”
“Of course! Eve
LiveStop thinking, just for a while.Live4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Stop worrying, about what'll happen.
Don't look at the past, and don't strive for the future.
Live in the today.
Live in the now.
Dont worry about anything else except that you have a life.
You have your life.
You have to live that life.
Dance, draw, write, express yourself, cry, smile, love, live, eat, work, and play.
Why, care about anything else.
Why strive for the future when you cant even live in the present.
The world is for everyone, so make it yours.
No more regrets.
No more regrets.
No more regrets.
Live..........just enjoy it
reincarnation and tea“He's lost,” they told me. “That boy you love,reincarnation and tea1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
without a care in the world, without logic or
consideration for others' opinions;
how it ruins your family name, legacy in a city of western saints.
Boy, admit it; you're selfish..”
Friends and relatives told me I couldn't be with you, my angel-skin.
They made me swear I wouldn't
run after your ghost, follow him through the alleyways to the wharf
where your daddy's ship was docked, setting off for new lands.
But little did they know that human feet,
distance mean nothing, can never stop me.
A magician's son; sinner of the lowest depths,
last April Fool's-born liar of ancient Buddhist temples,
Malay-raised; I was made to fall, my crushed diamond.
And I would never try because it's useless, boy.
It's useless to lock this hickory-smoke heart
inside a Christmas evergreen cabinet, friend.
I would never ask you to wait for me because
that's selfish, my little honey-wheat loner.
So I'll just settle for following your
Our LittlenessWe are all little people;Our Littleness5 days ago in Philosophical More Like This
living in this little world;
with our little faith;
with our little hope;
with more of sinfulness;
with more of misery;
journeying through this life;
chasing after delusions and vanity;
struggling to live and trying desperately to find our identity.
In this 'world of lost', let us not forget, that we have one life; one soul and one God.
Glory and Praise and Honor be to HIM, forever and ever.
Spiritual Mirror I reflect on God.Spiritual Mirror2 months ago in Philosophical More Like This
And God reflects through my life.
Chapter 1--Seeking ArtemisChapter 1--Seeking Artemis5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
The moonlight cast a silver glow on the leaves that rested dead on the ground, billowing along the ground with the wind that threw them up into the air in a methodical dance. The night was still and silent, an open sky with billions of stars that blanketed the blackness, and the forest was in a moment of peace that seemed to last forever. Catherine loved it here. Yellowstone Park, one of the last pinnacles of wild tranquility that was rare to find in this country now. There was so much pollution, so much civilization, just too many damn people.
She and Mason crouched in the brush and brambles, their bodies totally still as they watched the clearing, waiting for the creature that they had been hunting to come into the light. And once they found the creature, they would find her.
Catherine could hardly contain her excitement. Her body was stiff and rigid and she stroked her finger down the shaft of the arrow, the feathers tickling her sensitive fingers as she kept her gaze on the clearin
Word of the Day, - May 26, 2015"Now when Jesus was in Bethany, in the house of Simon the leper, There came unto him a woman having an alabaster box of very precious ointment, and poured it on his head, as he sat at meat. But when his disciples saw it, they had indignation, saying, To what purpose is this waste? For this ointment might have been sold for much, and given to the poor. When Jesus understood it, he said unto them, Why trouble ye the woman? for she hath wrought a good work upon me. For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always. For in that she hath poured this ointment on my body, she did it for my burial. Verily I say unto you, Wheresoever this gospel shall be preached in the whole world, there shall also this, that this woman hath done, be told for a memorial of her." ~ Matthew 26:6-13Word of the Day, - May 26, 20154 days ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
1984My head is swimming.19846 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Thoughts of rebellion brimming.
I hide all the emotion.
To suspect my thoughts? They'd have no notion.
But I'm so tired of masquerading.
While all my original thoughts are fading.
Being taken away.
By the one that promised to love me like my mother.
None other than Big Brother.
*La promesa* Cap. 1 -Una promesa que cumplir-Hola gente!!! Aquí una nueva fic, pero esta vez, no será solo obra mía, si no que lo estoy haciendo junto con una amiga que es AbyVanEnvurio (les dejare el link de su cuenta en la descripción)*La promesa* Cap. 1 -Una promesa que cumplir-3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
La base para nosotras de los personajes se basa en el diseño de la gran Mookie-sama! (para que no haya dudas)
Bueno, esta historia esta saliendo de un juego de roles, donde yo le hago de Rigby y ella de Mordecai y pues luego subiremos el segundo capitulo. ¡Ojala les guste y que lo disfruten!
P.D Esto es 100% MORBY, si no te gusta no lo leas!
"La Promesa" CAPITULO I "Una promesa por cumplir"
Estaba atardeciendo, los cálidos rayos de sol bañaban todos los rincones de la ciudad, el cielo estaba como si hubiera sido pintado con acuarelas de hermosos colores cálidos, que hacían que te quedaras paralizado con tan solo verlo por su belleza.
Había un pequeño niño de cabello negro y de u
AloneAlone3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
She sits alone, over there in the dark corner.
The walls painted black, the floor covered in blood.
Tears running down her cheek, her hair covers the deep wounds.
She aims the knife against her throat; "the one deeply wounded
shall not continue his journey in pain, but rather live forever in paradise".