EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 23 months ago in Comedy More Like This
I guess Toothless was too busy looking for new places with Hiccup to fly under the moon for this one
Also, way to use the exact opening line from the first movie as the opening line for the sequel
Hiccup: “Granted, it may not look like much.” Are we looking at the same island? Cause, it might be just me, but this brightly colored and extravagantly built village in the middle of the ocean looks like something worth looking into...Dammit, Loki.
Stoick: “That's my future daughter-in-law!” Just don't get killed first!
Also, was the term “daughter-in-law” really a thing with Vikings?
I would so love to give a sin for this pop song they predictably put in, but instead I'll give a sin for this flight scene being too awesome for me to do that.
Buzz Lightyear style dorsal fin deployment-button thing
Until the End, Chapter #2 Arrival at DunBrochChapter #2: Arrival at DunBrochUntil the End, Chapter #2 Arrival at DunBroch2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I had left my village early this morning. The sun had already reached its highest peak in the sky and was slowly moving to the west but I still had little less than a mile to walk before I reached the castle. Traveling long distances when you’re a cripple in no easy task. During the journey, I had already stopped a few times to have a quick rest. At one point I considered putting on a prosthetic but I quickly dismissed the thought; I’d be spending much more time trying to temporarily relieve the pain than actually nearing the castle.
I looked down the path and faintly in the distance I could make out the faint shape of a castle. Seeing the castle sent a wave of relief through me and I quickened my pace ever so slightly. Suddenly, I heard the faint beat of several horses behind me. I looked over my shoulder to see three horse riders, one leading and the other two following, move towards me at top speed. I could tell that the
Hank's Last Will And Testament"This is ridiculous. Guys, I'm not doing this."Hank's Last Will And Testament4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Deimos and Sanford both exchanged glances, smirking. "It's so funny how he thinks he's going to win this," Deimos said cheerfully.
"Yeah. He almost has himself convinced."
"Do you really think the Higher Powers would even acknowledge this? Or even allow any need for this to happen?" Hank asked, struggling to keep his anger in check. Murdering his allies, he figured, would not be a great way to start out his morning.
"Something I've learned in this field of work, Hank, is to never be too sure about anything. Who's to say the Higher Powers won't suddenly turn on you? This is a necessary evil, I'm afraid," Sanford finished.
Hank sighed. "I still say it's ridiculous, but fine." He dragged the small laptop towards him and rested his bandaged fingers on the keyboard. "How do I do this?"
"Well, title it for one."
He grimaced, and started typing.
Deimos suddenly jerked the laptop away. "What's this?! 'My will?' The word 'will' is n
Scourge and CreamScourge the evil hedgehog was sitting on the ground next to a rock. He had tripped over the rock and fallen into a thorn bush, so now he was covered with cuts and bruises. Scourge moaned and hissed with pain, trying not to cry. He didn't even want to move because of how much his wounds hurt. He just sat there, hoping that someone would help him. Even someone as villainous as himself couldn't handle this pain.Scourge and Cream2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fortunately, someone heard Scourge's moans of pain. It was a 6-year-old little girl rabbit named Cream. Cream was a very polite girl. She loved helping people.
Cream walked over to Scourge. Even though Scourge was a bad guy, she couldn't stand seeing him in pain. "Oh, you poor thing. Those cuts must hurt a lot. Here, let me help you," she said, reaching her hand out to help him up.
Scourge sniffled. He was confused as to why Cream was being so nice to him. "Why are you helping me?" he asked. "Don't you know I'm evil?"
"I know, but I really don't want to see you suffering like this
How the Televator was BornGerard shoved his sketchbook off the table, letting out an angry sigh of frustration. The clock read two-thirty-three in the morning, but he wasn’t tired.How the Televator was Born1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
This idea had been gnawing at his brain for a while now. He had written them all down… but something was missing. He wasn’t sure what, but until he found it, he refused to submit it to any comic company.
Mikey was asleep in Gerard’s bed. He had arrived a few hours earlier from giving a bass clinic at the Guitar Center a few blocks away, and since it was pretty fucking late when he arrived and he was pretty fucking tired, Mikey crashed in Gerard’s room, since it was closer. And Gerard let him, because it was highly unlikely that he’d get any sleep anyway.
After sketching until his hands began to cramp (around eight-twenty-one) and he had gone through his entire sketchbook, Gerard decided enough was enough and closed it. Maybe taking a walk or something would help clear his mind.
El Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo IIEl Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo II2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Otra vez sin poder dormir, pero si con ánimos de escribir!! Así que seguiré con la segunda parte de mi fanfic lleno de acción, sangre y morby... SI MORBY!! Así que si no te gusta, LARGO! :3 , Si no sabes de qué se trata sigue leyendo...
Este fanfic es morby (Mordecai X Rigby) donde podrán leer escenas sucias y pervertidas (No exactamente en esta parte ) del oscuro genero llamado yaoi (Muajajaj), Dejo este mensaje acá para que no tengan que sacarle humo a su scroll intentando llegar a la descripción ;D
Ahora sin mas preámbulos...
El Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo II Perdidos en la niebla
-- Síganme chicos. Skips toma un trozo de metal que estaba cerca de las pesas en su taller y se lo amarra a su brazo como un escudo, sin soltar su pistola en la otra mano
-- Vamos a salir!!? Pregunta Rigby algo asustado...
-- Si, tenemos que llegar hasta la tienda donde compraste el video maldito, así que no sueltes el arma que te entregue... como tu corres en cuatro patas amárrate esto en
Thunder - A Frerard One-shotI turned gently in my sleep, dreaming about the new song Frank and I were writing for the band. My dreams predicted it was going to be hit.Thunder - A Frerard One-shot4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I was rudely awakened from my sleep by a loud crashing noise coming from outside the tour bus. I sat up and looked out the window.
"Bloody thunderstorms" I mumbled to myself, still half asleep. I lay back down and attempted to get back to my dreams but I knew the thunder wouldn't allow it.
I lay still for a while dozing.
I heard someone else shuffling around on the other side of the bus. Frank.
He was terrified of thunderstorms, they scared the hell out of him. I immediately felt bad for not thinking about him sooner. He must have been terrified, the storm had been going on for at least half and hour, and Frank had trouble sleeping anyway, even without the added noise of the storm.
"Frankie?" I whispered into the darkness.
"Gerard is that you?" came the soft reply from the direction of Franks bunk.
"Yeah, are you alright with the storm Frank?" I as
Seven Minutes in Heaven“I’m sorry, Pete, I really am, but I don’t think we should keep this up.”Seven Minutes in Heaven1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mikey’s words struck Pete like lightning. It was just so sudden. Surely it had to be a joke. Mikey didn’t mean it, did he?
“Mikey… is this a joke?”
“Pete, don’t make this any harder than it already is.”
Pete could see the tears in Mikey’s eyes. He could see his (ex)boyfriend was trembling. He could see the way Mikey was struggling to stay strong.
It wasn’t a joke.
“I hope we can still be friends, Pete, I really do.”
It was really happening. Mikey was actually breaking up with him. But, regardless of the conflicting feelings inside him fighting for control, Pete nodded. “Yeah… I’d like that.”
Pete wiped away the tears than began to slide down Mikey’s cheek. He pulled the taller male into a tight hug. He wanted nothing more than to kiss him- but he couldn
The Justice-SentaiThe Justice-Sentai3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The wise alien Azmuth saw the threat that Destruction and his evil minions poses to the Multiverse, so he brings his own team of heroes together (which he called The Justice-Sentai) to battle the evil Shadow-Organization's forces.
Founder & Mentors:
*Azmuth (Ben-10 series)
*Nicole Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
*Master-Yo (Yin Yang Yo!)
*Princess Bubblegum (Adventure-Time)
*Doggie Kruger/DekaMaster (Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger)
*Jamiko Minyamoto/Captain-Japan (original)
Azmuth appointed Jamiko as team-leader beacuse his pure of heart and a true-leader.
The team's second in command, a former Decepticon who became good and joined the team. Unlike other Transformers, Weaponjack (Weapon for short) can transform into any form he chooses.
*Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Penny, Teri, Carrie, Carmen (The Amazing World of Gumball)
*Serio, Azul, Paco, Pilar (Combo-Ninos)
*Yin, Yang & Lina (Yin Yang Yo!)
*Alpha-Girl & R
Enslaved To Your Love - SonourgePainEnslaved To Your Love - Sonourge3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Is this what my life has been all along? Just one bitter memory that has wrapped itself around my mind and squeezed until all logic is left? Thoughts in that I refer to as Memories of Blood, or otherwise known as Hell. Honestly, was this always what awaited me in the end? Yes, I figured as much.
I can't even remember what life was like before you bought me. Before all the love and tender touches that was replaced so easily with hard punches and rough kicks. Now I have nothing to look forward to when the sun begins to set and I return to you once more. Will you pound me into the bed tonight out of lust, not love or will you just lock me outside the palace all night in the cold again? Either way, it leaves me broken.
It's too late for me to turn back; I have nothing left to live for. You were my only one, Scourge. I know that after what I did you could never forgive me. I lost the only thing you ever wanted, an heir to your kingdom. But I can't
Getting Down"Sherlock, are you planning on getting down from there?"Getting Down1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"In a moment, John."
"You can't, can you?"
"Don't be an idiot."
"All right then, do it."
"Shut up, I'm thinking."
"How did you get up there in the first place?"
“Don’t tell me you can’t remember!”
“I wasn’t going to say that!”
“Stay right where you are.”
"Sherlock, what the hell are you doing?!"
The Shadow-OrganizationThe Shadow-Organization3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Shadow-Organization is a group of the most evil villains in the Multiverse.
He and his Shadowkan mutants traveled throughout the Multiverse in search of the most vile, twisted and evil villains & monsters.
These are the most powerful villains that Destruction has enlisted for the organization.
*Megatron, Soundwave and Shockwave (Transformers Prime)
*Scanty & Kneesocks (Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt)
*Khyber, Malware & Dr. Psychobos (Ben-10: Omniverse)
*Carl, The Evil Cockroach-Wizard, The Chung Pow Kitties, Yuck & Smoke (Yin Yang Yo)
*Queen Chrysalis (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
*Twin-Masters (Hero: 108)
*Me-Mow (Adventure Time)
*Akudos Gill (Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger)
*Brajira of the Messiah (Tensou Sentai Goseiger)
*Ryuzaburo Tatewaki/Bill Goldy (Tokusou Robo Janperson)
*Uva, Mazool, Gamal & Kazari (Kamen-Rider OOO)
*Kamen Rider Poseidon (Kamen R
ChallengeNo children are perfect, and no children are always easy. Hamato Yoshi knew this fact first hand from his four three-year-old sons.Challenge2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
His presumed oldest, Leonardo, was easy on most accounts. He never fussed too much about bedtime, didn't often pick at his dinner, and much like Michelangelo and Donatello, he loved bath time. Getting Leo to give up the television always proved to be a task, however. The second an animated character popped up on the screen, especially if it was his favorite program, Space Heroes, he was inseparable from that overrated box of colorful images.
“Leonardo, it is time to turn off the cartoons,” Splinter said to his son who was mesmerized by the beckoning action cartoon. “I must watch the news.”
“No-o-o!” Leonardo whined. “News stupid!”
“Little one, I have asked you not to use that word,” Splinter scolded, “it is not a kind word.”
“Don't wanna watch da news. Watch cartoon!”
List of Sonic PairingsSonic x AmyList of Sonic Pairings5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sonic x Sally
Sonic x Blaze
Sonic x Elise
Sonic x Cream
Sonic x Cosmo
Sonic x Rouge
Sonic x Mina
Sonic x Fiona
Sonic x Tikal
Sonic x Shade
Sonic x Maria
Shadow x Amy
Shadow x Sally
Shadow x Blaze
Shadow x Cream
Shadow x Cosmo
Shadow x Rouge
Shadow x Mina
Shadow x Fiona
Shadow x Tikal
Shadow x Shade
Shadow x Maria
Knuckles x Amy
Knuckles x Rouge
Knuckles x Cream
Knuckles x Cosmo
Knuckles x Blaze
Knuckles x Tikal
Knuckles x Shade
Knuckles x Fiona
Tails x Amy
Tails x Cream
Tails x Cosmo
Tails x Rouge
Tails x Sally
Tails x Fiona
Tails x Mina
Tails x Marine
Silver x Amy
Silver x Blaze
Silver x Elise
Silver x Cosmo
Silver x Rouge
Silver x Mina
Silver x Sally
Vector x Vanilla
Big x Amy
Big x Blaze
Big x Rouge
Chris x Cream
Chris x Amy
Chris x Helen
Chris x Cosmo
Chris x Rouge
Espio x Rouge
Espio x Cosmo
Espio x Cream
Espio x Tikal
Espio x Sally
Espio x Amy
Charmy x Cream
Charmy x Cosmo
Charmy x Marine
Sonic x Shadow
Sonic x Tails
Sonic x Chris
Sonic x Knuckles
Sonic x Eggman
Pressure PressurePressure 2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
WARNING: this story is based of a fart fetish with a little bit of inflation, enema and scat. If you don't like it, Don't bother me with it.
Nara is a high schooler from 'colt high' school, colt high is well known for it's discipline among the students, some not able to handle the discipline, others sacrificing
their social life or health to prevent being expelled. Nara doesn't have any problems with the lessons because of her diligence. yet she's one of those students which sacrifice their health in order to prevent being expelled from the school, Why would you ask. It's because of her strict parents which have high expectations of her. well you see Nara has
always been troubled with gas, when she was little she usually had those silent farts which made it easy for her to fart whenever or wherever she was without getting noticed,
but when she grew up her became louder for reasons she doesn't even understand herself. this was trouble for when
Sonic being reboot!?Sonic being reboot!?2 years ago in Settings More Like This
There is a rumor that SEGA might reboot the Sonic series in 2014, which mean they are gonna restart the whole storyline and killing off most of the characters!
NO!! NO!!!! They can't do that! Sonic has been on the go for over 20 freakin' years!! The sereis should stay the way it is! No damn rebooting!!! I know it is just a rumor, but hearing this is like being stabbed by the heart! I don't want the series to go down into the same level as Crash Bandicoot!(Another somewhat ruined game character/series I love!)
Just imagine the Sonic series without are favourite characters. The Sonic series without your favourite characters is like a computer without an internet. I really, REALLY don't want my favourite characters to be gone, especially Silver the Hedgehog!
Instead of rebooting the whole universe, they could at least change some things or two, for example!
Fixed a character(s) background story!
What I mean that we need more information about the character(s) backstory.
The chosen: Chapter OneThe chosen: Chapter One4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Train En Route to Ponyville - 5:15 AM
It would take about four hours to get from Manehattan to Ponyville. I wanted to use the time to catch up on some much needed rest, but despite my best efforts sleep was just something my body refused. I spent an hour staring out the window before I decided to do something else instead.
It was about time I caught up on the newest issue of "The Adventures of Captain Baseball Bat Boy", an import graphic novel from the human federation and still my favorite graphic novel since foalhood. It mostly dealt with a hyperactive human kid that solved his problems by cracking heads with his baseball bat. In this month's issue, Captain Baseball Bat Boy was up against his most dangerous nemesis; the nefarious Maxwell's Demon and his army, The Freaking Demons from Outer Space. It was good stuff that made the last leg of the trip bearable. Still, it wasn't that long and I finished it in about a half an hour.
It was a guilty pleasure, and one that at least kept my h
Romance And BetrayalFun Ghoul/Party Poison - Fun Ghoul/??Romance And Betrayal1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“You okay, Poison?”
The redhead man’s ears started coming to its senses as he felt as if though coming out of a dark tunnel after years, feeling something patting both of his cheeks one by one. He sighed and tried to open his eyes, and after some seconds, he managed to come back into his senses, closing his eyes tightly for a second only to open them later, letting out another heavier sigh as his eyelids fluttered. Thrown down on the sand, all dirty and having blood running down the side of his head, the leader of the famous Killjoy team, the Fabulous Four, slowly opened the eyes and woke up from the blackness, and the first thing that came to his sight was the worried yet relieved dusty face of the black haired man of his team, smiling at him while holding Party Poison’s face.
“Hey there, sleepy head” was the greeting Poison received as he opened his eyes, a bit confused but really calm. “Took your time to
Quarian DefenseMass EffectQuarian Defense4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Two security guards on the citadel were leaning against a wall talking about recent news about the abduction of humans by Collectors and Shepards destroying their base.
"Hey Bob, have you heard about Shepard?" one security guard asked.
"About how Shepard apparently destroyed the Collectors and their base," Bob asked, "Yea, I heard, sounds pretty exciting."
"It does, but I was talking about the rumour that Shepard and that Quarian crewmember of his are together." Bill said.
"You mean sexually? Oh, that I think it's a load of bull," Bob said, "Hey look at that, Bill." Bob said and pointed towards a corridor.
"What," Bill said as he looked in the direction that Bob was pointing and saw a couple of Quarians talking just outside an electronics store, "Oh, well we have been down a bit on arrests this month."
"Yea, I know," Bob said, "and the wife has been holding back as well."
"You don't mean you actually want to " Bill said.
"With a Quarian
:-JL-Chapter-003-::-JL-Chapter-003-:4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Pokémon Jasper&Lapis Chapter 003
Pocket Monsters Special Characters © by Satoshi Yamamoto and Kusaka Hidenori
Pokémon © Satoshi Tajiiri, Pokémon Company, Nintendo, Creatures Inc., Game Freak Inc.
Pokémon Jasper&Lapis Characters, Pokémon/Fakemon and Story © by *liliebiehlina3siste
PLEASE READ ARTIST COMMENTS FIRST
>Huh, a Crablet!?<
Lars and Ruben both got wide grins on their faces.
>>You don't know what kind of pokémon type we specialyce in, right?Uh-But I think I'll switchThose pokémon must be from another region< Lapis thought.
[Plusle - the cheering pokémon ...]
A weird computer voice caught Lapis attention.
She looked around, and found it coming from an item Jasper hold in his hands.
>Ah, a pokédex?!< Before she could even react, the voice started once again.
[Minun - the cheering pokémon ...]
>That's... That's the pokédex that got stolen from Prof. Hazel! And that means
Start Of The BetStart Of The Bet4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Start of the bet
I hate that she remembered the bet. If you could tell, I did not want to do this at all. Two bowls of human gore down my throat. Not looking forward to it.
When Carmen woke me up, I woke up. It was, really early in the morning, I believe it was either three or four. She said, she wasn't feeling well and she did in fact look a little sick. Some tea made her feel better. Whenever I was sick as a child, my little brother would make me tea. I hated tea. I still do, but it made me feel better after I drank it.
Once she was done, she mentioned the bet, some sort of a smirk on her face. I felt like expelling my past dinner right then and there. I tried my hardest to change the subject, but she would not forget about this. She even grabbed my hand, took me to her freezer and told me to pick a body. I have never been more uncomfortable around a dead body in my life.
"Well. Go ahead. Pick one."
"I Uh well "
"That one other there is fresh. You should pic
Of Love and Lust and PassionChapter OneOf Love and Lust and Passion5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
With a little 'hiss', Commander Shepard removed the young Quarians facemask. The fact that he was the very first human to ever see how a Quarian looked like under the tinted facemask of a Quarian environmental suit wasn't on his mind. Just seconds before, the young Quarian Tali'Zorah was babbling nervously, but the moment when their eyes both met no one said a single word. What he saw was so beautiful that he asked the gods how they could have cursed this Quarian to ever withhold her face from the rest of the world. 'Oh my...' were the only thoughts he could muster. Looking into each other's eyes for the first time without any obstructions felt like an eternity to both of them.
It could have been seconds, or minutes, even hours but when Tali saw that warming smile on her Commanders face, all of her fears, her nervousness and doubts vanished in a moment's instant. It felt like a burden, as heavy as the universe fell from her shoulders. 'Keelah.
Friends and Little Wishes Chp. 2“I freaking hate the train, man.”Friends and Little Wishes Chp. 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Dude, chill out. Most train rides aren’t exactly thrilling during a weekday.”
“We could have just spent that kind of money on burgers instead coming all the way out here to Unicorn’s Lane.”
“Hey, all I see are unicorns in this place! It’s a more fitting name!”
The anthropomorphic bluejay sighed, shaking his head with exasperation as he led his reluctant raccoon for a best friend through the cobblestone streets of Canterlot. Truth be told by the indifferent tone of the raccoon known as Rigby, the train ride was not exactly one of their finest this time around. They had to make at least two emergency stops, terrible service by a steward who was most likely trying to get himself fired on purpose, and worst of all the children. Rambunctious children, running amok through each station wagon which resorted in one of them pouring cough syrup into Rigby’s glass of