Road Trip"....I gotta pee."Road Trip3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"That's wonderful America." England hissed as he kept his eyes on the road.
".... I gotta pee. Now."
"... That's bloody wonderful."
"I'll piss in the car if you don't stop at the next rest stop." America threatened as he grabbed onto his crotch.
"... If you piss in my car I'll chop off your bloody nuts. Understood?"
America stared, disbelieving, ".... That's horrible."
"No that would be you."
"When I eat babies?"
"Yes when- WAIT WHAT? YOU EAT BABIES? THAT'S HORRIBLE."
"But they're yummy."
"... The bloody hell is wrong with you??"
"BI You're my mother, that's what's wrong England."
"..... I'm a father, not a mot
APH- USxUK: Cover-upAmerica turned his head down slightly to look at the British man.APH- USxUK: Cover-up3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I don't see what you're so upset about."
England scowled. "Why wouldn't I be upset? You threw a pillow in my face. While I was reading."
The taller man pouted. "England, you're so boring. You need to lighten up. It always seems like you have a pole up your ass."
Iggy was not amused.
"That's France, you idiot."
A goofy smile spread across America's face. "Okay, you're right about that. But y'know what I'm sayin'! You need to enjoy life more!"
England scoffed. "You're just an arrogant idiot who spazzes out at the littlest things!" He poked America's chest, but righ