Simple Plan Quotes**"we destroy everything, everything, including our own bodies" - david (dont do that you migt die ahhh)
**"I think the goal is to actually KILL the band" - David (yes then feed you to the squirrls)
**"you see that fridge, thats goin down, you see that wall over there, thats goin down, you see that fan over there, yep goin down, do u see....this arcade behind me, thats goin down...you see that set of stairs?
Thats stayin... sorry!" - Seb (thats ok ill knock them down)
**"I have to drive this...we're gonna die" - pierre (at least im not driving it)
**"there is a big dragon, eating cars and spitting fire!" - seb (Well then tell Jeff to calm down)
**"piss our names in the snow" - david (do mine to i am incapeable)
**"when there's no top on the bus - its windy!" - seb (what happens when the bus isnt moving?)
**"Im not drinking beer right now..." *hides beer can* - jeff (me either *snatches his beer* now i am)
**"look banana ...double banana!it means its got two bananas in it! - david (oh t
It's all a Simple Plan"Stupid father, thinks he can do what he likes, and make me do things for him...." Pierre muttered to himself as he turned off his stereo.It's all a Simple Plan8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Pierre come on, you're gonna be late for school, I'll give you a lift" his father yelled up the stairs,
"I'm fine, I'll be down now!" He yelled back "Great, I've to show up at school in that crappy old ambulance and with my dad! Wait a minute... " He grabbed a notepad & pen
"One day, I wont take this anymore, One day I'll be old enough, to do what I want t, And I wont have to run away, & you wont be there to say I'm not allowed to... ONE DAY!"
Pierre sighed as he shoved his notepad into his bag walking down the stairs, he kept thinking about what he'd just written.
"One day" Pierre said as he buckled his seatbelt.
"One day what?" His father asked him curiously.
"Oh nothing its just in a song I was just listening to before we left..."
There were always awkward silences when Pierre and his dad were on their own, they didn't get on well, they w
A SIMPLE Story Part 5Kiylee wakes up first, goes to the bathroom and changes. She walks out and there is a young man standing there. "Hi are you sleeping with my brother Pierre?" "No I'm not." "You guys were in the same bed." "Yeah fully clothed." "Don't you wanna know my name?" "I don't see why that would matter seeing as how I won't be here long." "Where are you going?" "On tour." "With Pierre?" "That would be the most logical answer." "Aw how cute. His first groupie." "I'm not a fuckin groupie." She pusses him down as Pierre walks in.A SIMPLE Story Part 58 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"What's going on in here?" "He called me a groupie." "Hey Pierre your chick is psycho." She starts to go after him and Pierre holds her back. "She's not psycho. She just doesn't put up with shit." "If that's what you wanna call it just tell her to watch it." "Me? Watch it? I think the rolls should be reversed… you watch it." "
There is a knock on the door. "Come in." Pierre says. It's all the guys. "What's going on we heard yelling?" chuck says. "This chick is a psycho slu
QuotesThe morning seemed to glisten in her eyes, yet there was something darker hiding behind them. Somewhere, in the deepest depths of her heart, she carried around the heaviest burden in the world, yet no one seemed to notice.Quotes9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The tears streamed down her face as the blood streamed out of her veins. "You did this to me," she thought. "Somehow though, the pain is what helps me to heal."
A SIMPLE Story part 1"Hey stupid punk move the fuck outta my way." Some guy says as he pushes past Kiylee. Kiylee is a very beautiful girl who doesn't really think she is. She has light brown hair and hazel eyes that change from green, to blue, to gray. She wears dark black eyeliner and has a very energetic vibe coming from her. She doesn't put up with anyone's shit and is very out spoken. "Hey!" she yells turning around just as the guy does. "What the fuck do you want?" She walks up to him nicely then pulls back and punches the crap out of his face. He cowers and holds his jaw. "You don't have the rights to the sidewalk. But if you do get them let me know and I'll be sure to fuckin shit all over it." Kiylee says and walks away. "Fuck." She says to herself. "I keep forgetting, I'm 18 I can't do that anymore. I'm gonna get arrested."A SIMPLE Story part 19 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey, hey girl." Someone yells. "Hey, hey guy. I have a name." She yells back. "I'm sorry what's your name we can start over." "No need that's just a waste of time.
HP quotes No.3"I'll join you when hell freezes over." -NevilleHP quotes No.37 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
We teachers are rather good at magic, you know." - McGonagall
Harry: B..But Professer he spat at you!
"Oi! There's a war going on here!"-Harry
"I'd do your fly by hand, though," -Ron
"Wow-that's right. I forgot! I'm seventeen!"
Harry seized the wand lying bside his camp bed, pointed it at the cluttered desk where he had left his glasses and said, "Accio Glasses!" Although they were only about a foot away, there was something immensely satisfying about seeing them zoom toward him, at least until they poked him in the eye.
"Slick," snorted Ron.
Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry." -Hermione
"For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the
A SIMPLE Story Part 4"We are here!" Pierre announces. "Yes this is so exciting." Kiylee says. "Why is it exciting?" chuck asks. "Because I know it's not that far from where I live but I've never been to Canada." "Really? Then you will be much more excited when we go to the other countries. Like in Europe." Jeff says. "Yes I know I am already excited."A SIMPLE Story Part 48 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"How about we show you around? Show you what we do for fun?" Patrick says. "Alright that would be great." "Here jump on my back." Seb says. "Fuck that you jump on my back." She says. They all laugh. "What? I'm serious. I could carry any of you on my back." "Yeah right." David says. "Ok I'll bet each of you five bucks if I can carry you then you have to give me money." Everyone says, "deal."
She starts with David and runs around the bus with him on her back. "Damn. You get five dollahs." He says and hands her five dollars from his pocket. Seb steps up. "I'll go" she runs around the bus with him too then puts her hands on her knees to catch her breat
A Simple Story Part 6"Ok it's five I have to go. My girlfriend will be at m house in less then an hour." Seb says. "Buh bye Sebby." Kiylee says. "You've had enough." Jeff says. "No I'm fine." " I think you need to quit too." Pat says. "Just a couple more shots." "Ok only two." David says as he pores her another. "No only one." Pierre says. "Aw come on." Kiylee begs. "No!" Pierre says. "You've been cut off." He moves the bottles all away from her. "Ok, ok I guess I've had enough." She is barely keeping her eyes open. "I think it's time to get you to bed. Chuck can you drive us to David's house?" Pat says. "Sure let's go." Chuck answers. "Come on Kiylee lets go get some sleep." David says helping her up.A Simple Story Part 68 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She stumbles around and even with people helping her she falls over. "Shit wow I'm oookk." She says. "Do you feel sick?" Pat asks. "No I feel fine." I'll carry her. Open the door." Pierre says.
Chuck opens the door and walks out to open the car door. Pierre picks up Kiylee and holds her in his arms like a ba
Responces to Pickup LinesGuy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togatherResponces to Pickup Lines6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??
He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"
Guy: I would die for you...
Girl: Proove it
man: I'm all you've got cutie
response: then I must not have alot
Im not a tease !! Just a reminder of what you cant have !
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."
"What sign were you born under?"
A SIMPLE Story Part 3They pull up to her house and all get out. "Hey my parents aren't home that's a surprise." "Where are they?" Jeff asks. "How the hell should I know?" Kiylee answers. She unlocks the door and they all walk in. "You guys sit here. I'm just gonna get some important stuff. You can turn on the TV if you want and there are drinks in the fridge." She starts to walk to her room. "Hey can I help?" Pierre asks. "Sure. I guess so. If you want." They leave the room. "I think he likes her." Seb says. "Yeah I know me too. That's why I don't think this is a good idea. They are gonna go out, then break up and there is gonna be a lot of drama." Chuck says. "Then we will just send her home." Pat says.A SIMPLE Story Part 39 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Back in her room.
"So what do I need/ Toothbrush, Eyeliner, deodorant, hairbrush, tampons…" "Hey I don't wanna know that." 'But you asked to help." "Yeah you're right…. Hey do you have a passport?" "Oh yeah I do." "That's good." She pulls out a small shoe box from under her bed. "This is where I keep my so
Quotable QuotesHumans have the incredible ability to reason logically and come to the wrong conclusion.Quotable Quotes8 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Two things in this world are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. But Im not so sure about the first one. Albert Einstein
Lifes not worth living if you dont have something worth dying for.
A ship in a harbor is safe, but thats not what a ship is built for.
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed on and digested.
It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
Faith is not belief. Belief is passive. Faith is active.
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this: man's being unable to sit still in a room. (Uh oh, my brother is in trouble )
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of.
Just for Fun-- Frank QuotesPopsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one!Just for Fun-- Frank Quotes6 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I just burn everything and call it Cajun.
We are not emo and we never were. I hate when people associate the word "EMO" with My Chemical Romance.
The Way brothers have this sort of...armpit problem. It like, stays on their clothes and whatever they touch...uh, let me think...oh man, Mikey is going to be so mad at me..
We're just old, old fat men, really. And, uh, Sam Bayer's doing a great job of making us look halfway attractive.
I wanna play in the coffin!
People never cease to amaze us.
Interviewer: "What's your dream car?"
Frank: "A Delorean fully equipped with a flux capacitor. And it must run on garbage.
Marc Webb said if we didn't hire him, he knew where we lived, and would come and take our pets.
We're definitely a band that wants to save your life.
"We played a show in a basement in Philly; five peo
Anime Quotes"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)Anime Quotes8 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
"Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" - Lina Inverse (Slayers)
"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
"*bursts into tears* I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!" - Ken Hidaka (Wiess Kreuz)
"Survivability takes priority." - Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
"The boy's screams excited me far more than yours." - Tomo (Fushigi Yugi)
"I just love the smell of C4 in the morning" - Ling Ling (3x3 eyes)
"I don't care about no artificial humans!" - Chichi (Dragon Ball Z)
"Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! " - R
30 more random sayings1. Death is lifes way of telling you youre fired,30 more random sayings6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
But suicide is your way of telling life you quit
2. Boys are like lava lamps... fun to watch, but not to bright
3. Im not short Im just unusually not tall
4. Dont annoy me...
Um running out of places to hide the bodies
5. He said: I dont know why you wear a bra. You got nothing to put in it
She said: you wear pants dont you
6. If at first you dont succeed.....
7. Im the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday
8. Im not racist....
I hate everyone equally
It makes people wonder what youre up to
10. I run with scissors it makes me feel dangerous
11. I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly
12. Do the world a HUGE favor and go play in traffic
13. got a problem with me-