Simple Plan Quotes**"we destroy everything, everything, including our own bodies" - david (dont do that you migt die ahhh)
**"I think the goal is to actually KILL the band" - David (yes then feed you to the squirrls)
**"you see that fridge, thats goin down, you see that wall over there, thats goin down, you see that fan over there, yep goin down, do u see....this arcade behind me, thats goin down...you see that set of stairs?
Thats stayin... sorry!" - Seb (thats ok ill knock them down)
**"I have to drive this...we're gonna die" - pierre (at least im not driving it)
**"there is a big dragon, eating cars and spitting fire!" - seb (Well then tell Jeff to calm down)
**"piss our names in the snow" - david (do mine to i am incapeable)
**"when there's no top on the bus - its windy!" - seb (what happens when the bus isnt moving?)
**"Im not drinking beer right now..." *hides beer can* - jeff (me either *snatches his beer* now i am)
**"look banana ...double banana!it means its got two bananas in it! - david (oh t
A SIMPLE Story part 1"Hey stupid punk move the fuck outta my way." Some guy says as he pushes past Kiylee. Kiylee is a very beautiful girl who doesn't really think she is. She has light brown hair and hazel eyes that change from green, to blue, to gray. She wears dark black eyeliner and has a very energetic vibe coming from her. She doesn't put up with anyone's shit and is very out spoken. "Hey!" she yells turning around just as the guy does. "What the fuck do you want?" She walks up to him nicely then pulls back and punches the crap out of his face. He cowers and holds his jaw. "You don't have the rights to the sidewalk. But if you do get them let me know and I'll be sure to fuckin shit all over it." Kiylee says and walks away. "Fuck." She says to herself. "I keep forgetting, I'm 18 I can't do that anymore. I'm gonna get arrested."A SIMPLE Story part 110 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey, hey girl." Someone yells. "Hey, hey guy. I have a name." She yells back. "I'm sorry what's your name we can start over." "No need that's just a waste of time.
It's all a Simple Plan"Stupid father, thinks he can do what he likes, and make me do things for him...." Pierre muttered to himself as he turned off his stereo.It's all a Simple Plan10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Pierre come on, you're gonna be late for school, I'll give you a lift" his father yelled up the stairs,
"I'm fine, I'll be down now!" He yelled back "Great, I've to show up at school in that crappy old ambulance and with my dad! Wait a minute... " He grabbed a notepad & pen
"One day, I wont take this anymore, One day I'll be old enough, to do what I want t, And I wont have to run away, & you wont be there to say I'm not allowed to... ONE DAY!"
Pierre sighed as he shoved his notepad into his bag walking down the stairs, he kept thinking about what he'd just written.
"One day" Pierre said as he buckled his seatbelt.
"One day what?" His father asked him curiously.
"Oh nothing its just in a song I was just listening to before we left..."
There were always awkward silences when Pierre and his dad were on their own, they didn't get on well, they w
Amazing QuotesWe will sell our shadow to those who stand within it. -Marilyn MansonAmazing Quotes7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not." -Kurt Cobain
"It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible." -Gerard Way
"It's better to burn out, than to fade out." -Kurt Cobain
"And here, we... go!" -Joker
"Why. So. Serious?" -Joker
"Let's put a smile on the face." -Joker
"Comeon. Hit me!"- Joker
"You either die a hero. Or live long enough to see youself become the villian." -Harvey Dent (Batman Movie)
"The reason I use a knife instead of a gun, is because a gun is too quick. You never get to see anything. With a knife, you can see who a person really is inside. What to know which of your friends were cowards?" -The Joker
"I'm a man of my word. I guarantee everyone here is going to die tonight." -Joker
"Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive..." -Gerard Way
"Homophobia is GAY!!" -Frankie Iero
"Live each day as
HP quotes No.3"I'll join you when hell freezes over." -NevilleHP quotes No.38 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
We teachers are rather good at magic, you know." - McGonagall
Harry: B..But Professer he spat at you!
"Oi! There's a war going on here!"-Harry
"I'd do your fly by hand, though," -Ron
"Wow-that's right. I forgot! I'm seventeen!"
Harry seized the wand lying bside his camp bed, pointed it at the cluttered desk where he had left his glasses and said, "Accio Glasses!" Although they were only about a foot away, there was something immensely satisfying about seeing them zoom toward him, at least until they poked him in the eye.
"Slick," snorted Ron.
Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry." -Hermione
"For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the
Of Birds and BonesShe has wrists like birds' claws,Of Birds and Bones6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
too thin to lift her red bracelets.
I think of snapping twigs.
Like a swan searching for
she perches on chair arms
Wings clipped, tail-feathers pulled,
she smiles as if the expression
can banish fears
and uncontrolled realities.
Her lips are as dry as scattered leaves;
her eyes are tremulous, watchful, speaking things
Once, she was strong.
Now, she cannot hear me say,
"I love youyou're beautifuldon't do this."
It will not be tomorrow, but soon
my words will mean no more
than wavering spikes of rosemary
grown from an old grave.
Quotes on homosexualityQuotes from/referring to homosexuality/same sex couples;Quotes on homosexuality7 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. ~Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 (Thanks, Marlene)
If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them! ~Author unknown, as seen on a button at evolvefish.com
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner
My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. ~Rita Mae Brown
You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight. ~Barry Goldwater
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
Quotable QuotesHumans have the incredible ability to reason logically and come to the wrong conclusion.Quotable Quotes9 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Two things in this world are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. But Im not so sure about the first one. Albert Einstein
Lifes not worth living if you dont have something worth dying for.
A ship in a harbor is safe, but thats not what a ship is built for.
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed on and digested.
It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
Faith is not belief. Belief is passive. Faith is active.
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this: man's being unable to sit still in a room. (Uh oh, my brother is in trouble )
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of.
Little Prince quotesLittle Prince quotes9 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
All grown-ups were children first. (But few remember it).
Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is exhausting for children to have to provide explanations over and over again.
That's the way they are. You must not hold it against them. Children should be very understanding of grown-ups.
... I have had, in the course of my life, lots of encounters and lots of serious people. I have spent lots of time with grown-ups. I have seen them at close range... which haven't much improved my opinion of them.
I have serious reasons to believe that the planet the little prince came from is Asteroid B-612. This asteroid has been sighted only once by telescope, in 1909 by a Turkish astronomer, who had then made a formal demonstration of his discovery at an International Astronomonical Congress. But no one believed him on account of the way he was dressed. Grown-ups are like that.
Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask questions about what real
A Simple Story Part 7Kiylee wakes up first again and she is really thirsty. She steps over the boys and walks around the house looking for the kitchen. She finds it and quickly drinks two cups of Kool-Aid. She turns around and David is standing there.A Simple Story Part 79 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Morning sunshine how are you feeling?" "I'm fine just thirsty." "No hangover?" "No I usually don't get hangovers." "Oh ok well drink as much as you want." "I need to go take a shower. I smell like alcohol and puke." "Well the bathroom is that way and your stuff is on the living room floor." "Ok thank you."
She takes a shower and gets dressed. When she gets out Pierre and David is watching TV. "Hey Kiylee. David told me you don't have a hangover." He gives her a hug and she smiles. "Nope I'm not a hangover person." "Good." "David?" Kiylee says. "Yes?" "Can I wash some of my clothes?" "Sure let me show you where the washer is." They leave the room.
"Here it is. Do you know how to use it?" "Yes." "Good because I don't." he leaves. She starts her clothes and wal
Random Emo Quotes x3 And as you see the life vanish from my eyes, what is the last thought inside of your mind? Regret? Hope? Despair? I shall never know.Random Emo Quotes x36 years ago in Teen More Like This
At the sheer look of hatred in your eyes, I feel the ice around my heart melt, just a little, and a new feeling comes to me-guilt.
When you touch me with those delicate fingers, I can not help but feel like I am staining them with sickly-sweet crimson blood.
And they watch as my arm turns into glass and shatters-they do not care, they do not see. All that they see is themselves.
Dont look at me with those eyes, so full of hate, so full of anger. I want to escape from you, but you need me here. I can take this abuse.
The world is crumbling around me, and all I can see in my eyes is you-that smile, that innocence. It hurts, it hurts, I want this to end, but I wont let it. I will keep living-just to see you again.
What is it that you see in me, the one who could not even last enough to keep her mind in the right place? You deser
Anime Quotes"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)Anime Quotes10 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
"Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" - Lina Inverse (Slayers)
"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
"*bursts into tears* I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!" - Ken Hidaka (Wiess Kreuz)
"Survivability takes priority." - Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
"The boy's screams excited me far more than yours." - Tomo (Fushigi Yugi)
"I just love the smell of C4 in the morning" - Ling Ling (3x3 eyes)
"I don't care about no artificial humans!" - Chichi (Dragon Ball Z)
"Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! " - R
QuotesQuotesQuotes9 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"In one ear and out the other scolded the duke, trying to push one of his words through the Earls head." -The Phantom Tollbooth
"Can't you tell I'm happy I haven't threatened to kill anyone in days"-Will Webster
"Noooo that's my dangerous place." – Stewart, Mad TV
"We're dying of mercury poisoning" – Me
Dessa: "Parting is such sweet, sweet......."
Me: "Monkey death"
Dessa: "Yes farewell my poppet"
"One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity" – Alex A
"Silly Rabbit, blurpleberries are for kids." – Sara Feld
"You know their called fingers, but I've never seen them fing?
Whoa man, there they go, their finging, their finging." – Alex Earhardt
"Do you like anime? I thought all girls liked anime." – Anime Stalker
"Do you like emo people?"- Nick Pusateri
"Deaths my bitch lover"- Scott Tagards wonderful impression of a sad emo boy
"Hail to the giant French penis!" – Jake
"I don't need to be careful, I've got a gun." – Homer Simpson
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, this