Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 5*Jeopardy music starts playing*Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 58 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Lumpy: And welcome back to Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy. I would like to apologise to what happend just before the commercial, and i hope that i wont see anyones lawyer.
Audience Member: Youll be hearing my lawyer for this!!!
Lumpy: Petunia? Is that u?
Petunia: Hey, how did u know?
Lumpy: Nevermind, lets just look at the scores. Disco Bear is in 2nd place with -5'000 dollars.
Disco Bear: Yo, its time to get this game funky!
*The disco ball comes down the celing and spins around*
Disco Bear: Now all i need is some music.
*Disco music starts playing out of nowhere*
Disco Bear: Yeah! Time to party! *Starts dancing*
Lumpy: Alright! Stop the music!!!
Disco Bear: Aww man...
Lumpy: I hope u wont do that again. In 1st place with -200 dollars, is Splendid the flying squirrel.
*Camera cuts to Splendid's podium, with no Splendid here*
Lumpy: Hey, where did Splendid go?
*Then suddenly, Splendid crashes through the celing and lands next to his podium*
Christmas Surprise 3"This sucks!" Flippy yelled walking behind Evil.Christmas Surprise 35 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Will you stop complaining it was either this or lose your entire paw." Evil said looking back at Flippy.
"So it still hurt like hell." Flippy said looking at his paw again.
"And another thing, I'm going to be needing your other claws." Evil said as he headed upstairs.
Flippy froze at the bottom of the stairs and stared at his other paw. When Flippy looked up he noticed Evil leaning against the wall staring at him.
"You ok?" Evil asked as Flippy came up the stairs.
"Ya I'm fine." Flippy said before walking to the bedroom.
"Something's up .I'll worry about that later right now we have to deal with Shifty." Evil said to himself before going to the bedroom.
Evil walked into the bedroom and saw Flippy staring at a sleeping Shifty in confusion.
"Looks like he's going to get one hell of a wakeup call." Evil said holding up two feathers.
Flippy looked away from his still clawed paw and took one of the feathers.
"Hey do you think I could us
Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 1.Lumpy: Hello, welcome back to the first ever Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy. Im your Jeopardy host, Lumpy. We are gonna have a terrible night because the 3 contestants are stupid as a bag of dirt. Well lets take a look at the scores. In 2nd place with negative 5000 dollars, is Cuddles".Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 1.8 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Cuddles: You like my new slippers everyone, i picked them out myself. And speaking of slippers, how come your not wearing any Lumpy?
Lumpy: Cuz im a moose, idiot. In 1st place with 0 dollars, is Giggles.
Giggles: oh my god, i never been on TV before and now i am. TeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe.
Cuddles: Well hello there u cute chipmunk.
Giggles: Hello there big boy.
*Cuddles and Giggles flirts for a minute and Lumpy gets angry*
Lumpy: SHUT UP!
*Cuddles and Giggles stop flirting*
Lumpy: And in last place with negative 12000 dollars, is Flippy.
Flippy: We have met the first time Lumpy, i promise i wont kill anyone. Unless you show something thats red, then maybe i will.
Lumpy: Whatever, well better luck to all of you in t
HTF Forbidden Love Ch.13WARNINGHTF Forbidden Love Ch.136 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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Evil Flippy's smile faded once he realized the pain he had cause Flaky. He stared at her with pitiful eyes as he watched her cry and bleed.
"You know you got what you wanted I'm suffering, just like you wanted and it hurts like nothing I've ever felt before. But it's not in the way you were hoping to make me suffer.
"You broke my heart, Flippy, and that's already killing me slowly. But no matter what you've done, or what you will do I'll always love you, and nothing could ever change that.
"I can't believe you thought I would forget you if you didn't do this to me. There is no way I could ever forget you. Your playful smile, your beautiful eyes, the soft feeling of your fur, your wonderful personality they are unforgettable enough."
Evil Flippy closed his eyes, almost as if he was about to cry. He opened them again to reveal the true eyes of Flippy.
Flippy gasped an
Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 2.*Jeopardy music starts playing*Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 2.8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Lumpy: And welcome back to Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy. I would like to apologise to what happened before the commercial, and i told the 3 contestants to stop throwing firecrackers at the audience. Now lets take a look at the scores.
Lumpy: Toothy is in 2nd place with -4100 dollars.
Toothy: Now that i have stoped throwing firecrackers, i can now throw water balloons. WEEEEEEE!!! *throws water balloons at the audience*
Lumpy: Thats enough!!!
Lumpy: In 1st place with -500 dollars, is Petunia.
Petunia: Come on Lumpy, lets start this game already before i vomit.
Lumpy: What is your problem today Petunia?
Petunia: My fur is greasy and i forgot to take a shower.
Lumpy: What a dumb excuse.
Lumpy: And in last place with -20600 dollars, please welcome, Flippy.
Flippy: We meet again Lumpy. Its the time that i will mess your life up.
Lumpy: I hope not, Better luck to all of you in the next round. Its time for double jeopardy, so lets take a look at the board.
Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 4Disclaimer: I dont own Happy Tree Friends. I need comments of this because i didnt recieve any comments of any of my hard work. So Please have a good time.Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 48 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
*Theme music starts playing*
Lumpy: Welcome back to Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy. Once again, i would like to remind our contestants that they are playing for charity. Not for themselfs. Thats said, lets take a look at the scores.
Lumpy: Flaky, is in 2nd place with -750 dollars.
Flaky: This buzzer really creeps me out when it makes buzzing noises.
Lumpy: U already said that. In 3rd place with -1200 dollars, is Handy.
Handy: Thanks to my feet, im losing for good. Next time, ill try using my tounge.
Lumpy: Great. And in 1st place with 0 dollars is our returning champion, Nutty.
Nutty: Yippe! Its great to be back with 200 pounds of sugar in my stomach.
Lumpy: I dont know why he is back, but good luck to all of u in the next round. Its time for Double Jeopardy. So lets take a look at the board.
Lumpy: And the categories are "Potent Potab
Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 3*Theme music starts playing*Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy 38 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Lumpy: Hello again, Welcome back to Happy Tree Friends Jeopardy. Because of what happend before the commercial, i would like to apologise to our cute furry friends who died in the audience. May they Rest in Peace. Thats been said lets take a look at the scores.
Lumpy: Nutty is in second place with a total of -6200 dollars.
Nutty: YAYAYAYAYAY! Me want candy! CANDY CANDY CANDY!!!!
Lumpy: .....okay. In first place with -500 dollars is Sniffles.
Sniffles: These questions are way to easy for me.
Lumpy: Well u didnt get any right.
Sniffles: Hmm... Good point.
Lumpy: And in last place with -9250 dollars, *sigh* Yes he is here again, Flippy.
Flippy: We meet again Lumpy. I saw your mother last night and boy oh boy, she was snoring like a cow. Wasnt she?
Lumpy: *sigh* When will u give up?
Lumpy: *Takes a sip of his Wiskey Flask* I dont know what to say but better luck to all of u. Its time for double jeopardy so lets look at the board.
Lumpy: And the c
Guys' night out Pt2Guys' night out. Part 2.Guys' night out Pt26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
==== On the way there ====
Flippy and Evil were still in the house, although everything was ready.
"Hey Evil! Do you mind driving tonight?" Asked Flippy.
Evil snickered: "I see what you mean by that."
"... what?" Flippy knew Evil understood the hidden meaning.
"You don't want me to drink tonight, right?" Evil said, a little irritated.
"Well, you know we both have a tendency of drinking too much when there's alcohol involved. The only difference is that I'm slightly more reserved than you are." Flippy explained.
"True ... Alright, I'll drive then." Evil finally said.
"Thanks." Flippy smiled. Evil rolled his eyes.
After 10 minutes, they were at Cuddles'.
"I'll go get him." Flippy said. "Ok."
*knock knock* ... "Oh, hi Flip!" Cuddles looked really excited. "Hi." Flippy smiled.
As they got in the truck, Cuddles said: "Hey, Evil! We'll need to make a detour by Lifty and Shifty's."
"Oh, ok. But why?" Evil asked.
Relaxing Therapy Part 4After they got out of the shower, Splendid was waiting for them in front of the massage room.Relaxing Therapy Part 46 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"What the hell?" Evil snapped. "Don't you have anything else to do?" He asked the blue squirrel.
"As a matter of fact, I don't. You're the only ones here today and I'm bored as hell." He replied. "Besides, it's your first time here, so I figured some explanations on the different places could be required."
As Evil was about to retort to him, Flippy interveined. "Thank you! We really appreciate it, don't we Evil?" He gave his twin a 'stop doing this' stare.
"Yeah, sure ... whatever." Evil answered, looking away.
"Anyway ... behind this door, you'll find the masseuses who are waiting for you. Once you're done, simply walk back this hallway to the room where you changed your clothes and ... yeah, that's pretty much it." Splendid explained.
"Why is it that I imagine the two masseuses being buffed up swedish women that will do origami with our bodies?" Flippy thought out loud. This made the other t
Happy B-Day Eclipse8"Hey Flippy!?" Evil called out as he walked into his house.Happy B-Day Eclipse85 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There was no response so Evil decided to go upstairs to look for him.
Evil knocked on Flippy's door before opening it.
"Flippy?" Evil stepped inside.
Flippy was sleeping peacefully, but woke up at the sound of Evil's voice.
"Sorry, didn't mean to wake you, well actually I had no idea you were even sleeping." Evil said blushing.
"Don't worry about it, why did you want to see me?" Flippy asked getting out of bed.
"Hu? Oh yeah I wanted to know if you wanted to see some shooting stars, it's suppose to be around 8?" Evil asked smiling happily.
"Sure, I'll meet you out there." Flippy said before going into the bathroom.
Evil went outside and lied down on a blanket that he had placed there. Ten minutes passed and still no sign of Flippy.
"What's taking him so long?" Evil asked himself.
Suddenly the door swung open, but no one was standing inside.
"Uh .Flippy?" Evil asked freaking out.
"Come, come Evil." A ghostly voic
HTF Zombieland- Chap. 1God Bless America,HTF Zombieland- Chap. 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
thru the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God bless America, My home sweet home.
I wish I could still call this America.
Six months ago, Lumpy, now known as patient Zero, ate a contaminated burger.
He turned into a more hideous, yes; he turned even MORE ugly, cannibal creature.
Well the now undead dumbass went on a rampage. He bite three people before someone finally killed him. But, the three people he bit turned into zombies. And they bit people, and those people bit people, and those people bit some people .
Eventually, there became more zombies than Happy Tree Friends.
Quickly, everyone turned into a flesh eating beast.
Everyone but me of course.
My name is Flippy.
And I'm surviving the zombie apocalypse.
You're probably thinking, "How can a guy like him be the last person alive?"
I was signed up for the army, but I ne
Kidnapped 2Evil opened his eyes and looked at the clock. The time was six in the morning.Kidnapped 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"He's going to hate me for this." Evil said getting out of bed.
Evil walked downstairs, got his beret and dog tags on, and walked outside. Evil arrived at Flippy's house in less than ten minutes. Evil knocked on the door and waited for a few seconds. After getting no answer Evil pick locked his way in. Evil walked upstairs and opened Flippy's bedroom door.
"Flippy?" Evil said peeking his head in.
Flippy was sleeping peacefully and Evil wondered how he could stay asleep for so long.
"Flippy ..come on wake up." Evil said shaking Flippy's shoulder lightly.
Flippy opened his eyes and looked at Evil annoyed about being woken up again.
"Let me guess .go away?" Evil asked looking down.
Flippy began laughing slightly, "Nope, not this time."
Evil looked up and smiled.
"Well come on get out of bed." Evil said tugging on Flippy's arm.
"Tell me and I will." Flippy said pulling his arm away from Evil.
Peanut Love"Flippy!" Flaky yelled running up to Flippy.Peanut Love5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hey Flaky how are you?" Flippy asked turning around.
Flaky stopped running and walked over to Flippy, "I'm great, but I need to tell you something."
"What is it?" Flippy asked.
"Well you know how I'm allergic to peanuts right?" Flaky asked looking down.
"Yeah why?" Flippy asked a bit worried.
"Well I'm going to have to cancel our date." Flaky said smiling.
Flippy just stood there shocked.
"Flippy?" Flaky asked waving her hand in front of Flippy's face.
"What do you mean you're canceling our date, what do peanuts have to do with it?!" Flippy yelled.
"The dessert." Flaky said blankly.
"The dessert?!" Flippy yelled confused.
"Yeah it has peanuts so I'm canceling." Flaky said still smiling.
"I can't believe you!!!" Flippy yelled pissed off.
Flaky stared at Flippy wide eyed with her mouth gaping open.
"OH the dessert has peanuts so I have to cancel, who the hell does that?!" Flippy yelled before walking off.
"Fine then we're over!" Flaky yelled
The Party- a HTF fanficMackenzie plopped down into a chair with her iPod banging in her ears. Russell, Nutty, Flaky, Flippy, Lifty, Shifty, Handy, and Petunia were all socializing with each other.The Party- a HTF fanfic6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Okay, everyone! Dinner's almost ready!" Mackenzie told all the happy tree friends. "We're having Ribs, potatoes in most forms, Pasta, Burgers, and Fried Chicken! And for dessert, there are brownies, and chocolate chip cookies!"
Everyone ooed and cheered. Nutty did his little insane laugh when she mentioned the desserts. He thought about the fudgy brownies, warm and gooey, covered in sweet delicious powdered sugar the thought made him ravenous.
Petunia raised her hand.
"We'll have napkins, right?"
Everyone sighed except Handy, who gave a defiant look.
"Yes. We'll have napkins." Mackenzie said, plugging her iPod into the stereo, so everyone could listen. The blue wolf was a little nervous that music with loud sounds and cuss words would make Flippy go insane. If he tried to kill Russell a
Christmas Surprise 2"What the hell is going on?!" Shifty yelled trying to break free from the handcuffs.Christmas Surprise 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Glad to see you're awake." Evil said walking into the bedroom.
Shifty began to squirm, but didn't take his eyes off of Evil.
"What are you going to do to me?" Shifty asked fearing the answer would involve death.
"Well you don't have to worry about me killing you that's for sure." Evil said smiling.
Shifty let out a sigh of relief, but he still wanted to know what Evil was thinking.
"So that means you'll let me go right?" Shifty asked.
Before Evil could answer a small noise from downstairs caused his ears to perk up. Evil looked at the door and back at Shifty.
"Your only back up was your brother right?" Evil asked looking back at the door.
"Ya why?" Shifty asked looking at the door as well.
Evil left the room and was about to go downstairs when he heard Flippy cry out in pain again.
"Flippy what happened this time?" Evil asked when he got to the bottom of the stairs.
"Nothing!" Flippy yelled from the l
Flippy the babysitter Part 11Flippy: *put's something in Maple's hand* here you go ^^Flippy the babysitter Part 115 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Maple: *it's a broom* What do you want me to do with this? >: (
Flippy: oh you know help clean up ^^
Flaky: Yes Maple your going to help us : )
Maple: oh no i'm not! >: (
Flippy: I say you are
Maple: Really Flippy....hehehe..... >: )
Maple: Hey Flippy....remember the time you were peaking at Flaky when she was putting her - *Flippy covers her mouth* her muffled* mmmmm... mfff!!! >: (
Flaky: hmm?? o.O
Flippy: *pulls Maple aside from Flaky and whispers* How did you know that? O.O; *takes his hand away from her mouth*
Maple: I don't know, one day my parents took me to the park I left because I was uhh I was bored -__- and then I headed off to a candy store, then I caught you looking through Flaky's house so I took a picture with a camera I got that day XP
Flippy: You took a picture grrr >: (
Maple: so umm....who's going to do the work *shoves the broom at Flippy*
Flippy: *sigh* oh your good
Maple: tell me something I don
Dr. Evil Part 2===== Dr. Evil Part 2 (Warmate revalations) =====Dr. Evil Part 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"He's what?" Evil said, not sure of what he heard.
"But ... why? How? What happened?" Flippy started panicking.
"Calm down, both of you." Sneaky tried to reassure them. "He's not hurt or anything."
Both bears calmed down and looked at him.
"Then ... what?" Flippy asked, still nervous.
"I think I can answer that." Said Sniffles as he opened the operation room's door and peeked his head out.
"Oh, Snif- I mean, DOCTOR Sniffles." Evil said.
"You heard us?" Flippy added.
"Heard you? I'm sure Mouse Kaboom could've heard you! And he's deaf ... for now." Sniffles replied.
The green bears sweatdropped, Flippy laughing nervously.
"Wait. Did you say for now? Flippy snapped.
"Indeed, I did." Sniffles answered. "You see ..." He started.
"Oh great ... a techno-babble speech." All three of them thought.
"... Mouse Kaboom's eardrums are damaged beyond repair because of all the explosions he's encountered in his life. You're following so f
The Aftermath of it All Ch.3FLIPPYxFLAKY IF WARNING:The Aftermath of it All Ch.36 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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"Are you sure they aren't noticeable?" Flaky asked as she looked at her cuts in the mirror.
"Yes, Flaky, they're fine. You're just as beautiful as ever. And if others can't see that then they are obviously blind." Flippy said, coming behind her and putting his hands on her shoulders.
"They're fine." Flippy said before she could say anything else
He kissed her cheek and she smiled back at him.
"Alright, well if you're sure I guess we can go." Flaky said.
"I'm positive. Now let's go before we're late. I don't want Cuddles and Giggles thinking we ditched them." Flippy said.
Flaky nodded in agreement and followed Flippy to his car. They arrived at the movie theater shortly, but found that Giggles and Cuddles were already waiting out front for them.
"Sorry if we kept you waiting." Flaky apologized as she got out of the car.
"Oh that's okay, it was " Cuddles trailed off as he saw Flaky
HTF Highschool Never Ends- C.4Flaky waited for Lammy outside the skating rink. She was nervous, last time she went skating It didn't end well.HTF Highschool Never Ends- C.46 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Flaky!" Flaky looked up. There was Lammy. She was holding a bag.
"What's that?" Flaky asked. Lammy smiled.
"Let's go inside." Lammy pulled Flaky inside. The two girls rushed to the bathroom. Lammy opened the bag. She pulled out two pink tank tops and two very short white skirts.
"No, Lammy," Flaky said, "I'm not doing this." Lammy smiled.
"Yes you are, now get dressed." Lammy said, throwing her an outfit. Flaky sighed. She can't argue with Lammy. She put on the clothes. Flaky felt like a slut. She said and looked at Lammy.
"Ok good. Wait put this in your bra." Lammy told her, giving her some tissues. Flaky blushed.
"No." She responded. Lammy sighed.
"Come on, Flaky. We have to get back at these girls!" Lammy told her. Flaky sighed.
"Fine, but just this once." Flaky said, grabbing the issues. She closed her eyes and shoved them in her bra. Lammy giggled.
"Ok, better. N
DB's Advice- Chap. 4"Damn Flippy, that was " Disco Bear trails off. It's been a few hours after my encounter with Flaky failed, and DB decided to cheer me up with some food at the mall. I think he just did it because that fat bastard was hungry. I sigh.DB's Advice- Chap. 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I've been trying to win Flaky for nine years. Why didn't I know that I'd never get her? Why didn't I stop chasing the impossible sooner so I wouldn't have done all this shit to screw it up more?" I say quietly. Disco places his hand on my shoulder.
"I'll tell you why you didn't give up. You're a fighter, Flippy. You go for what you want and don't stop until you get it." He tells me.
That made sense.
Maybe Disco wasn't as dumb as I thought.
"I know you really want Flaky. I know you love her. So go get her." I blink and look at him.
Ok, maybe he was a dumbass still.
"Dude, I screwed it up! She hates the way I look and act! She freakin' kicked me in the balls!" I say, standing up. DB grins.
Dude, I just gave him a talking to and he smiles?
HTF Zombieland- Chap. 5I look into the bush. Before I could say anything, two people step out of the bush.HTF Zombieland- Chap. 55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
My eyes grow wide.
My heart feels like it's going to exploded.
There, right in front of me
She was holding one of her beautiful quills in her hand, standing tall and proud. By her side, was a very short mouse. He looked mad and held a bow that you use for playing bow and arrows.
Well now I know what hit my arm.
"Flaky !" I walk up to her. She automatically grabs a knife from her side and points it at my neck.
"Hey! It's just me, Flippy!" I tell her softly. He eyes grow wide and her hand slowly moves away from my neck.
"Flippy " She whispers.
"So we walked all the way through hell just so you could get back someone who doesn't remember you?" Farky asks, approaching my side. Flaky steps up, about to say something, but her little mouse friend steps up.
"Hey, you leave Flaky alone! Can't you see her boyfriend was just killed by zombies!?" He yells.
Even though he was short, this l
The Party- Htf fanfic part 2Flippy's eyes turned yellow and malicious. His breathing became slow and loud enough for everyone to hear. His fangs perked up at the sides, turning them into a horrible, psychotic smile. He laughed evilly. He glanced over at a terrified green raccoon. "Yes," he thought. He would be the first victim. He leaped into the kitchen, terrifying all the animals in there. He searched for a weapon, finding a large knife near the ribs. He looked for the green raccoon that he decided to kill. He saw him, but this time without his hat. "Oh well. I don't kill based on hats." He thought to himself before slicing his knife through his victim's tail. Lifty screamed as the metal knife made contact with his flesh. Being drunk, he reflexes were very bad and he was extremely dizzy. Flippy poised the knife right under Lifty's throat and he prepared to slice. Right before he could kill the drunken animal, Mackenzie grabbed the knife and it flew across the room to the front door.The Party- Htf fanfic part 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Our Life Together- FxF Chap. 2This is written in Flaky's POV.Our Life Together- FxF Chap. 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I watch out the car window as the scenery passes by like time. I glance at my mother driving the car. Her long, red quills draped over her shoulders like a spring waterfall. I could see her worried eyes. She wasn't happy about me carrying a baby at age sixteen.
I don't have a dad anymore. He was an alcoholic, always drinking, and doing drugs. He treated my mother and I unfairly, so my mom left him when I was about three years old. I don't remember much about it.
But I'm glad.
I fell a small kick coming from my belly. I put my warm paws on it.
"Flaky," My mom begins. I sigh.
"Mom, we've been through "the talk" about me carrying a child a million times already. I get it. Flippy and I never should've had sex, unprotected or not. And I'm sorry." I say to her. I've said this to her before. A lot. But she's just worried about me, and I don't blame her.
"I know, honey, but sixteen is not when you should be holding a child. You sho
Letters to Flippy L.2Dear Flippy (technically me),Letters to Flippy L.26 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You're right. I agree with you COMPLETELY. I believe we need each other to survive and we are very close. It's true. I'm glad you finally see my potential. All these years you've been trying to push me away while all I've been doing is the only thing I know how to do. You would always be a dumb-ass and say, "Get away from me!!" or, "You and I are different!!" or, " I'll never be like you!!" and some other shit. Now you finally understand. You finally realize that we are who we are. Flippy, I might say I hate you, but I don't. To be honest with you, killing and my tough attitude is just a blanket to cover my softer personality, including my feelings and emotions. You're like family to me. Hearing that you don't hate me made feel kind of happy. Flippy, we're like twin brothers, but closer. I'm also very surprised that you can't even name one thing we have in common. We are very alike! Both of our lives are miserable. You because your friends aren't really yo