If the doctor had parents....Doctor, where have you been? And what time do you call this?If the doctor had parents....7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
What?!! Sometime in the 20th century? - whats going on ?
Dont you start with me young man! Take a look at yourself, almost 1000 and what have you got to show for yourself?
You go gallivanting around, never calling home. Saving the universe, you say. Thats the oldest excuse in the book!
and when are you going to settle down and get a good job, maybe find a nice girl, oh and while your at it trade in that broken hulk of a TARDIS for a nice practical family vehicle.
What? Look, this is ridiculous, I have lots of things to do, and Martha is waiting for me
Thats another thing! Who are all these strange girls? You never bring them to dinner, you never introduce us, and every time we talk to you theres a different floozy. I mean, what happened to tha
10 ways to annoy Rory Williams10 Ways to Annoy Rory from Dr.Who10 ways to annoy Rory Williams5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
10. Ask him why the only person in the universe (including his "one true love") that remembers him is the guy that ran off with her the night before the wedding
8. Call him a Murse (male nurse)
7. Crash his stag party by jumping out of his massive cake
6. Kidnap his fiancée on the night before their wedding
5. .Spend all your money on his girlfriends kissogram stall and stay there all day
4. Tell him that his girlfriend's kissogram is way more successful than he thinks and that she gets most of her money from one particular customer who goes under the name of the Doctor .
3 .Ask why he hasn't done it with Amy yet, and that doctor has
2. Inform him politely that you and his fiancée had a little "smoochy smoochy time" while you both are in a scary tunnel surrounded by vampires/space fish
And the number one way to annoy Rory Williams .
1. Next time you see him say "If you're a real doctor, then where's your
Let's Play || Doctor Who FanfictionSomewhere in the middle of Britain, the sound of flats and sneakers slapping down on pavement echo across the walls of a small Catholic school. Students file out of doors in random, chaotic order, their voices screaming like a hundred pealing bells. The younger students stay put on the pavement, bouncing energetically back and forth, across the walls, into someone else's face. Older students drag their iPods, MP3's and friends into secluded places outside of the paved area, where a small chain of pine trees line the pavement; a nice, green haven surrounded by ugly, grey chain fences. A small redhead girl was sitting beneath one of the trees right now, buried in a massively boring dictionary as big as her own torso.Let's Play || Doctor Who Fanfiction2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Surly… supper… tablet… tapestry…" She mumbled in a Scottish accent. Her grey eyes furrowed into a cute kind of concentration as the little girl flipped one yellowed page after another, hoping to find the word she needed. After all, if she was going to look for it she figure
Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
10 Doctor Who rules 10 DOCTOR WHO RULES10 Doctor Who rules4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Some funny rules that strangely apply to 'Doctor Who'
#1. No alien being made of metal (and very few of flesh and blood) will be killed by an assault rifle.
In fact, weapons that fire anything over one round a second are probably dead weights. (On the other hand, a beam weapon that fires only one shot, or any improvised weapons like mistletoe, a fire extinguisher, or a telescope, will be entirely effective.)
Send the assault rifles to Col. Shepard, 1 Atlantis Avenue, Pegasus Galaxy (postal codes at Atlantis have 8 Stargate Chevrons). They'll work there, and he's probably run out of ammo since you started reading.
#2. Beware Ten to the Power of One!
If the villain launches an attack with monsters, the targets will survive if their numbers are either less than 10 (the Doctor and companions, plus important characters of the week) or greater than 100 (innocent alien populations, the human rac
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
70 Lessons from Doctor Who70 Lessons learned from Doctor Who70 Lessons from Doctor Who6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Sometimes you really just want a mate.
2. Satan can be owned with a bolt gun.
3. Running is really good for you.
4. Go on and run.
5. Id rather be a coward than a murderer.
6. Davros plan is more epic than yours.
7. Its NOT an irrational fear of the dark
8. Vote Saxon.
9. Human beings are the greatest monsters of them all.
10. The Master wins.
11. You can see void stuff with 3-D glasses.
12. I shouldve been born in the 51st Century.
13. Real Daleks dont levitate up the stairs; they exterminate the building.
14. Agatha Christie is the best selling author of all time.
15. Whibbly wobbly timey whimey is a sufficient explanation of time travel.
16. The Hope Diamond was designed to kill werewolves.
17. The royal family is all werewolves.
18. Tea is the ultimate panacea.
19. The TARDIS is alive.
20. The Doctor turns people into weapons.
21. You really can open the TARDIS by snapping your fingers.
22. Martha thinks she&
A CrackA Crack2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The shape of a sickly smile
The sound of a woman's voice,
Send me back!
Send me back!
He knows that voice,
Remembers that day.
That awful, terrible, life-ending day,
when his world was ended
When he wa
She Knew Too Much - Chapter 1Christmas is always such a time for surprises. Some love the snow, or the shopping, or the giving and receiving of gifts. For me, its the surprise and the adrenaline rush. I know what you are thinking. "What adrenaline rush?"She Knew Too Much - Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ahh... But you see, I live the life of a traveller. An adventurer. And that is why I packed up and moved "across the pond" to England. England and it's stoic weather. Fog, rain, clouds, rain, fog, a bit of sun, a cuppa tea and the aliens.
Don't you go rolling your eyes at this. I know what I am talking about. You have the first time it happened, and it's a hoax. Then it's hackers. Then its "some film that nobody knew was being filmed". But no. It's aliens. And robots. Changing memories. Disappearing hospitals.
I had to be here.
At first though, I should be more honest and say that originally it wasn't for the adrenaline rush. I was intrigued, for certain. And couldn't wait to hear what new things were appearing on the streets. I would wake up
A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 01"Do you have the stopover device?" asked Rose, flicking a few buttons on the dashboard in front of her like she'd been shown. "Levels rising. Two minutes." The rest of the Torchwood crew had gone on emergency assignment, leaving Rose and the hybrid Doctor to take over on rift shift, as they called it. Occasionally, since a few years before, the activity in the time rift where Cardiff stood would fluctuate, swallowing creatures from around the universe and spitting them out erratically within a mile's radius. The device the Doctor held, when slid correctly into the rift-powered generator, would concentrate the expelled energy to one spot and simulate a universal wall against the coming extraterrestrials.A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 013 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"Yes, yes, I've got it. Don't be daft," the Doctor muttered, slipping the leaden vest over his brown suit.
"You've got to do this quickly, Doctor," Rose told him. "Quickly and properly, you understand? The energy will push against the wall, but you can't let it falter. Or else we
Doctor Who - CompanionCompanionDoctor Who - Companion5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Okay, maybe it was on that rooftop where it first occurred to him, a little seed in the very back of his mind, some subconscious whim that made him turn around, open that door back up, and introduce himself.
"I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name?"
The Doctor. It wasn't much to go on, but if she wanted to search him out, track him down, it was one of the best leads he could give her.
Maybe it passed through his head for just a nanosecond when he saw her face on the other side of that cat door, knowing what a rare beast real coincidence was.
But not really. Not willingly, not consciously. The war, still so fresh to him though it was such a long way and a long time from this place, had changed him. He was such a different kind of Time Lord than he had been. And what kind that was, it was clear, was alone. When she pulled open her door and stared at him like he had a third eye instead of just a second heart, he was still convinced that this time, he would stay alon
Doctor Who FridaySeven A.M. Wakin' up in the TARDIS, Gotta get out, Gotta see outside.Doctor Who Friday4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Gotta Have my Screwdriver, Gotta be Sonic.
Seeing everything the Time is Going, Ticking on and on, Everybody's Runnin'.
Gotta get Down to the Planet.
Gotta See the World.
I See Daleks!
Killing with the Ground Troops, Blasting with the Saucers.
Gotta make my mind up, Which way should I run?!?!
It's Doomsday! Doomsday!
Gotta Save the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Doomsday! Doomsday! Savin' the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Looking for a way to escape.
Into the Vortex, Cruising in the TARDIS, Flying so fast, i Fear i might Die!
I think we may Crash!
I Got this! I lost this!
The Controls are not Quite right (Yeah)
I Got this! I lost this!
Now There's Cybermen!
Deleting in the Front Lines!
Converting in the Moonbase,
Gotta make my mind up, Which
RoseRose5 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
She will meet him one rainy night,
When destiny interferes,
He will be her hero,
To chase away her fears.
He will tell her she is beautiful,
And they will dance the night away,
She will stay no matter what,
Through the brilliance of each day.
She will tightly clutch his hand,
And never leave his side,
He will always protect her,
Each time the stars collide.
He will consider her an equal,
As their minds and souls both merge,
She will feel the anguish,
But his heart will not diverge.
She will risk everything for him,
The oncoming storm,
He will follow her into the dark,
To feel her safe and warm.
He will echo through her dreams,
Burn up a sun just to say goodbye,
She will cry silent tears,
Still waiting for his reply.
She will save his entire world,
Fracturing time and space,
He will make all her dreams come true.
Now he has had his last embrace.
He is forever cursed to walk alone,
So this is what he must do,
She will feel the heartache,
Because he is not you.
She will make her choice,
The Doctor's SacrificeSo you turned to him and kissedThe Doctor's Sacrifice5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
this perfect copy of myself.
I stood there, weeping in my soul
and yet rejoicing for your bliss.
I pray you did not hear the mighty cry
that filled me to the core,
that, with a thousand voices, told you: "Rose,
no man loves you more than I!"
O, how I wish I could have spoken true -
how much I need you by my side.
'The lonely angel' someone once me called,
and yet, the angel is not me, it's you.
In all my life, I never truly lived
until the day that I met you.
You took these hardened hearts of mine
and taught them how to laugh, to love, forgive.
Of all these thoughts I could not speak a word,
it would have made you choose not him - but me.
Though all the stars will sing my love
my mortal ears, it never shall be heard.
You always knew there can be no "Forever"
for us, timelord and an earthen child.
We both know you belong with him
not bound be my life's endless tether.
You have so much to do, to see
that I can never give.
I want for you the best of lives,
On the Other SideOn the Other Side2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
She slams the wall,
No, no, NO!
This wasn't how... Not this way...
A pause, a sound, most minuscule thing,
...two parts of time and space...never touched...
Warm skin pressed against cold, unfeeling wall
A sudden crack that wasn't there before,
Doctor? Are you okay?
A young girl, maybe? A new companion?
She makes a list,
Rose Tyler: Defender of Earth, Bad Wolf, pink and yellow human, and replaced...
Viva la MASTER- a parodyViva la MASTER- a parody4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I used to rule the Earth
Flew my flag on every turf
Now in the morning at the dump I roam
Gnashing my teeth and gnawing bone
I used to tear the sky
Decide who would live or die
Watch as they would cry in pain
At the hands of the Tolcafane
One minute I owned the sea
Next the tide turned round on me
And time reversed before I chose to die
As my friends disappeared, and my enemy cried
I hear old Gallifrey's horns a-blowing
Here it's Christmas and here it's snowing
I can fly but you see right through me
Time is ending but I'm still hungry
Somehow, even though I'm at the top
I don't think that there was ever,
Ever anything of worth
And that was when, I ruled the Earth.
This time there was no alien attack
When they decided to bring me back
Four knocks reprising inside my head
Oh, why couldn't have I just stayed dead?
I'm everyone and everyone's me,
But I'm running out of energy
Not sure what compelled me to say
Just at that time: "Get out of the way!"
I hear old Gallifrey horns a-blo
RoseRose4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the night that I saw you.
Something was very wrong,
Accidentally, in your way
in your world.
Trapped, you seemed,
no way out,
except my way.
Can't reem to regret.
the things you saw.
The nightlight so dark
as we run together.
Let's save the world.
You can't let go of me
eagered to go away with me.
You can't let go of the things you saw
and could see.
Even if it means letting go of everything you have.
Ah, the rush I get
from your smile.
It makes everything harder.
But at the same time, so sweet.
Yet, we go together,
I'm taking you away.
You wanted to see it all
And I wanted to show you the world.
Let's save the world.
I think of you from time to time.
I can't seem to let go.
All the things we saw, we said.
I didn't want them to go away like this.
The warmth inside me is glowing
as I recall all the things:
your blonde hair, your rosy cheeks,
as you are running wiht me.
Think of me from time to time
I know you will.
Now you have everything you'll
A Romance in TimeA Romance in Time4 years ago in Romance More Like This
As she brushed up to his side, the Doctor seemed to fall back up against the wall. River thrusted her arms around him, pushing her body into his own. "I can't wait any longer, Doctor," she moaned, "I must have you." The Doctor tried to protest, but something stopped him; a sort of giddy feeling inside him took over. She came in to hug him, causing him to shiver from the maddening emotions overpowering him. Her eyes locked onto his, as his did the same, and placed a soft hand on his cheek. The Doctor blushed madly, and could see that River's cheeks were doing the same as well. His hands and teeth clenched, he could hardly feel his legs, and almost thought he would fall over, but River had moved her arms wrapped around his waist. "River, what are you..." The Doctor was interrupted when River came in and kissed his neck. The Doctor quickly shut his eyes, the tickling sensation was too much, it was nearly unbearable. He wanted to giggle but kept quiet. "Doctor, do you really want to know w
Doctor Who - It's My HonourIt's My HonourDoctor Who - It's My Honour3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Get out of the way!" the Doctor told the Master. The Master dove to the side and with one shot, the Doctor destroyed the White Point Star and broke the Link. "The Link is broken! Back into the Time War, Rassilon! Back into Hell!" the Doctor shouted.
"You'll die with me, Doctor!" Rassilon growled and raised his gauntlet covered hand.
"I know," the Doctor muttered.
"Get out of the way!" the Master hissed. The Master shot Rassilon in the chest with a bolt of Artron Energy. "You did this to me! All of my life!" He shot another bolt at him. "You made me!" Another bolt. "One!" And another. "Two!" Another. "Three!" And one last. "Four!"
The Time Lock was closing and the Master was going to be on the wrong side of it.
"No!" the Doctor said under his breath. He ran forward and grabbed the back of the Master's hoody. He yanked the Master and himself back and out of the Time Lock, on the proper side, just in time before it closed. The ground trembled as the Time Lords and Gallifre
Rose's Fairy TaleI used to work in a shop,Rose's Fairy Tale2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A promising future I couldn't see.
My life was sleepy, dreary and dull
Then the Doctor came and woke me.
He gave life a new meaning,
He took me by the hand
Into his magical blue castle
To fly away to wondrous strange lands.
But in these lands we found monsters
Evil of all kinds.
The Doctor and I defeated them
I couldn't believe this new life was mine.
He always showed such courage,
Never giving in.
He was my unexpected prince
And I fell in love with him.
Then the worst monsters had us trapped
So my Doctor sent me home.
But I found a way to return to him,
I couldn't let my love die alone.
I took the vortex into my head,
And defeated the monsters with this.
But it was fatal so the Doctor absorbed it
And saved me with a kiss.
My Doctor is my hero,
Doing good he never fails.
My name is Rose Tyler
And this is my fairy tale.
The Pandorica ClosesUnfortunately, that was the truth. Staring at the Pandorica, the one thing that he didn't know in the universe, the one thing that had followed him and haunted him throughout this incarnation, the something that could very well end the world in less than a second, he had told River and Amy about the terrible thing. It was just a legend, cast out into time and space. He'd heard bits and pieces, scary stories like the Toclafane to stun the children of Gallifrey into obedience. But for that split moment there was a hesitation in his mind. Because it was all falling into place. And for a split moment there he thought he himself was going to end the world.The Pandorica Closes5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
There was a goblin or a trickster or a warrior.
Because that's how it always is, isn't it? The Doctor comes in, he fixes everything, but he leaves a trail of bread crumbs in his wake. Bread crumbs that could be debris of falling buildings, or the rotting smell of corpses.
A nameless, terrible thing soaked in the blood of a
Rock A Bye Time LordRock A Bye Time Lord2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Rock a bye Time Lord
Make this war stop
When whistles blow
River's cradle will rock
When the Flesh breaks
Silence will fall
And down will come Doctor
TARDIS and all
Rock a bye Time Lord
Once this all ends
To all of your friends
1 will fade
And 2 will die
But remember not to
Blink your eyes...
Teen!LockxTeen!ReaderIt has been a month since you began to attend your new school; it had also been a month since you met the most remarkable human being: Sherlock Holmes. It started out awkward however overtime you both started talking and found out you had a few similarities and eventually you became friends.Teen!LockxTeen!Reader1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You walked through the school gates and you came across a group of kids chanting ‘Fight, Fight, Fight!’ You pushed your way through to the middle of the crowd and spotted Sherlock and a bigger teenager brawling and struggling on the floor. You rolled your (e/c) eyes and sighed.
“Oi! Break it up!” you shouted and the two boys stopped. You grabbed Sherlock and tugged him away from the older boy, his name was Louis. “That’s enough.” You snarled and stood in front of Sherlock.
“Getting your girlfriend to protect you?” Louis sneered at Sherlock who froze
“Leave him alone.” You snarl “That’s all for today folks!” you addr
You Always Dance at WeddingsYou Always Dance at Weddings5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Did you dance?"
The Doctor smiled, he knew that voice. He pivoted on his heel, still smiling knowingly.
"Well, you always dance at weddings, don't you?" River said, a gently amused tone in her voice.
"You tell me." He said coyly, knowing she wouldn't reveal one second.
"Spoilers." Was her expected reply.
He smiled again, moving towards her. "River Song, the woman who is a mystery yet." His voice was gentle, his gaze tender.
"Not for long Doctor. No, not for very much longer." She said, her tone light, but her eyes sad.
There was something bittersweet in their coming future, something that gave her joy- and broke her heart at the same time. The Doctor could sense it. That kind of pain couldn't be erased or acted over, but tonight, he wanted to at least help her forget it.
"I always dance at weddings." He repeated, gingerly placing his hands on her waist. The tender music from the slow dancing inside was drifting through the summer air into the garden, the warm glow of the lights spilli