10 ways to annoy Rory Williams10 Ways to Annoy Rory from Dr.Who10 ways to annoy Rory Williams5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
10. Ask him why the only person in the universe (including his "one true love") that remembers him is the guy that ran off with her the night before the wedding
8. Call him a Murse (male nurse)
7. Crash his stag party by jumping out of his massive cake
6. Kidnap his fiancée on the night before their wedding
5. .Spend all your money on his girlfriends kissogram stall and stay there all day
4. Tell him that his girlfriend's kissogram is way more successful than he thinks and that she gets most of her money from one particular customer who goes under the name of the Doctor .
3 .Ask why he hasn't done it with Amy yet, and that doctor has
2. Inform him politely that you and his fiancée had a little "smoochy smoochy time" while you both are in a scary tunnel surrounded by vampires/space fish
And the number one way to annoy Rory Williams .
1. Next time you see him say "If you're a real doctor, then where's your
If the doctor had parents....Doctor, where have you been? And what time do you call this?If the doctor had parents....7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
What?!! Sometime in the 20th century? - whats going on ?
Dont you start with me young man! Take a look at yourself, almost 1000 and what have you got to show for yourself?
You go gallivanting around, never calling home. Saving the universe, you say. Thats the oldest excuse in the book!
and when are you going to settle down and get a good job, maybe find a nice girl, oh and while your at it trade in that broken hulk of a TARDIS for a nice practical family vehicle.
What? Look, this is ridiculous, I have lots of things to do, and Martha is waiting for me
Thats another thing! Who are all these strange girls? You never bring them to dinner, you never introduce us, and every time we talk to you theres a different floozy. I mean, what happened to tha
Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
Straight DopeHow would the Doctor react if River straightened her hair?Straight Dope2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The woman walked right into the Tardis without a knock or a “by your leave.”
The Doctor turned from the console a bit surprised, he was traveling alone currently, no Companions to come traipsing in. And while he was parked in London, he wasn’t accustomed to the Tardis opening for just anybody.
She was turned away from him, carefully shutting the door, she wore a black velvet jacket, black satin slacks and red high heels, as she turned toward him he saw she was wearing a virulently pink satin top, with a lacy insert hinting at an impressive decolletage.
She had long, straight, dark blond hair.
As he saw her face his heart stopped, jerking as if he’d been shot.
He raced down the console dais and skidded to a stop right in front of her, gaping.
Her wild halo of fabulous curls had been straightened into a long, sleek, normal, fall of hair.
He made a hurt noise. His hands ca
Let's Play || Doctor Who FanfictionSomewhere in the middle of Britain, the sound of flats and sneakers slapping down on pavement echo across the walls of a small Catholic school. Students file out of doors in random, chaotic order, their voices screaming like a hundred pealing bells. The younger students stay put on the pavement, bouncing energetically back and forth, across the walls, into someone else's face. Older students drag their iPods, MP3's and friends into secluded places outside of the paved area, where a small chain of pine trees line the pavement; a nice, green haven surrounded by ugly, grey chain fences. A small redhead girl was sitting beneath one of the trees right now, buried in a massively boring dictionary as big as her own torso.Let's Play || Doctor Who Fanfiction3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Surly… supper… tablet… tapestry…" She mumbled in a Scottish accent. Her grey eyes furrowed into a cute kind of concentration as the little girl flipped one yellowed page after another, hoping to find the word she needed. After all, if she was going to look for it she figure
10 Doctor Who rules 10 DOCTOR WHO RULES10 Doctor Who rules5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Some funny rules that strangely apply to 'Doctor Who'
#1. No alien being made of metal (and very few of flesh and blood) will be killed by an assault rifle.
In fact, weapons that fire anything over one round a second are probably dead weights. (On the other hand, a beam weapon that fires only one shot, or any improvised weapons like mistletoe, a fire extinguisher, or a telescope, will be entirely effective.)
Send the assault rifles to Col. Shepard, 1 Atlantis Avenue, Pegasus Galaxy (postal codes at Atlantis have 8 Stargate Chevrons). They'll work there, and he's probably run out of ammo since you started reading.
#2. Beware Ten to the Power of One!
If the villain launches an attack with monsters, the targets will survive if their numbers are either less than 10 (the Doctor and companions, plus important characters of the week) or greater than 100 (innocent alien populations, the human rac
70 Lessons from Doctor Who70 Lessons learned from Doctor Who70 Lessons from Doctor Who7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Sometimes you really just want a mate.
2. Satan can be owned with a bolt gun.
3. Running is really good for you.
4. Go on and run.
5. Id rather be a coward than a murderer.
6. Davros plan is more epic than yours.
7. Its NOT an irrational fear of the dark
8. Vote Saxon.
9. Human beings are the greatest monsters of them all.
10. The Master wins.
11. You can see void stuff with 3-D glasses.
12. I shouldve been born in the 51st Century.
13. Real Daleks dont levitate up the stairs; they exterminate the building.
14. Agatha Christie is the best selling author of all time.
15. Whibbly wobbly timey whimey is a sufficient explanation of time travel.
16. The Hope Diamond was designed to kill werewolves.
17. The royal family is all werewolves.
18. Tea is the ultimate panacea.
19. The TARDIS is alive.
20. The Doctor turns people into weapons.
21. You really can open the TARDIS by snapping your fingers.
22. Martha thinks she&
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
Cell MatesRiver and the Doctor have been locked in a dungeon together...Cell Mates3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
They were sitting, back to back, on a dank dungeon cell floor, their hands were tied behind them. That wasn't really a problem for either of them. But these Cheetah people were fast, and it was nice to have a moment to catch their breaths. At least no one was chasing them in here. They could escape in the morning. The Cheetah people had better night vision too.
They leaned back against each other, propping each other up. River's back was surprisingly comfortable. And her hair tickled softly against his neck, making a nice cushion as he leaned his head back against her.
There wasn't much to look at in here, just blank walls and the faint glow from the barred window in the heavy wood door. He could feel River breathing behind him, soft and warm, the only sound in here. There wasn't even the obligatory drips of water to punctuate the silence.
"River, are you asleep?" he asked. A quick nap in a dungeon while they waited
A Romance in TimeA Romance in Time4 years ago in Romance More Like This
As she brushed up to his side, the Doctor seemed to fall back up against the wall. River thrusted her arms around him, pushing her body into his own. "I can't wait any longer, Doctor," she moaned, "I must have you." The Doctor tried to protest, but something stopped him; a sort of giddy feeling inside him took over. She came in to hug him, causing him to shiver from the maddening emotions overpowering him. Her eyes locked onto his, as his did the same, and placed a soft hand on his cheek. The Doctor blushed madly, and could see that River's cheeks were doing the same as well. His hands and teeth clenched, he could hardly feel his legs, and almost thought he would fall over, but River had moved her arms wrapped around his waist. "River, what are you..." The Doctor was interrupted when River came in and kissed his neck. The Doctor quickly shut his eyes, the tickling sensation was too much, it was nearly unbearable. He wanted to giggle but kept quiet. "Doctor, do you really want to know w
Even ThenThe Doctor knows River's future, and there's something he needs to tell her.Even Then2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
They stood on a hill, looking down at a city of crystal spires that sparkled like all the stars in the night sky. Even the denizens were made of liquid crystal, glittering in the light of this planet's white sun.
River was looking down at it as avidly as he had the first time he'd seen it. Eyes wide, fascinated. He could practically see her brain cataloging everything, marveling, dissecting it with her archeologist's eye, absorbing the sheer wonder of it.
He loved that about her, how alive she was, burning with vitality.
How could he have ever doubted what he felt for her?
"River," he said softly.
She turned to him, gray-green eyes as clear as water, and as deep, shining.
He smiled and cupped her face in his hand. She cuddled her cheek in to his palm, eyes closing, and his hearts swelled and constricted at the same time, filled so full they ached.
He cleared his throat, "River..."
"Yes, sweetie?" She di
Doctor Who FridaySeven A.M. Wakin' up in the TARDIS, Gotta get out, Gotta see outside.Doctor Who Friday4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Gotta Have my Screwdriver, Gotta be Sonic.
Seeing everything the Time is Going, Ticking on and on, Everybody's Runnin'.
Gotta get Down to the Planet.
Gotta See the World.
I See Daleks!
Killing with the Ground Troops, Blasting with the Saucers.
Gotta make my mind up, Which way should I run?!?!
It's Doomsday! Doomsday!
Gotta Save the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Doomsday! Doomsday! Savin' the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Looking for a way to escape.
Into the Vortex, Cruising in the TARDIS, Flying so fast, i Fear i might Die!
I think we may Crash!
I Got this! I lost this!
The Controls are not Quite right (Yeah)
I Got this! I lost this!
Now There's Cybermen!
Deleting in the Front Lines!
Converting in the Moonbase,
Gotta make my mind up, Which
A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 01"Do you have the stopover device?" asked Rose, flicking a few buttons on the dashboard in front of her like she'd been shown. "Levels rising. Two minutes." The rest of the Torchwood crew had gone on emergency assignment, leaving Rose and the hybrid Doctor to take over on rift shift, as they called it. Occasionally, since a few years before, the activity in the time rift where Cardiff stood would fluctuate, swallowing creatures from around the universe and spitting them out erratically within a mile's radius. The device the Doctor held, when slid correctly into the rift-powered generator, would concentrate the expelled energy to one spot and simulate a universal wall against the coming extraterrestrials.A Doctor Lost, A Doctor Found 014 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"Yes, yes, I've got it. Don't be daft," the Doctor muttered, slipping the leaden vest over his brown suit.
"You've got to do this quickly, Doctor," Rose told him. "Quickly and properly, you understand? The energy will push against the wall, but you can't let it falter. Or else we
The Song of the River.Time lords are not often sick, but when they are it is very nasty and so they become quite the whiny little grumps. And so it happened one day that the Doctor was laying in bed, shouting through horrid sinus congestion for Rory to “Please hurry up with the bloody tea!” while an equally grumpy, but blessedly unsick Amy kept a cool wash cloth on his forehead to keep his fever down.The Song of the River.3 years ago in Romance More Like This
She glared at him and snapped “No more yelling at MY Husband, Doctor!”
Rory finally brought the tea in, and set it next to the man in the bed.
“Here’s your tea now will you please stop whining?”
The Doctor grabbed the tea and took a large sip before he settled back into the bed, and said “But I feel so miserable, and everything hurts!” in his most pathetic voice. He took another gulp of the tea.
Before they could respond to that he grumbled “This tea sucks, aren't you people supposed to be good at tea? “
At this point River entered the room with
She Knew Too Much - Chapter 1Christmas is always such a time for surprises. Some love the snow, or the shopping, or the giving and receiving of gifts. For me, its the surprise and the adrenaline rush. I know what you are thinking. "What adrenaline rush?"She Knew Too Much - Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ahh... But you see, I live the life of a traveller. An adventurer. And that is why I packed up and moved "across the pond" to England. England and it's stoic weather. Fog, rain, clouds, rain, fog, a bit of sun, a cuppa tea and the aliens.
Don't you go rolling your eyes at this. I know what I am talking about. You have the first time it happened, and it's a hoax. Then it's hackers. Then its "some film that nobody knew was being filmed". But no. It's aliens. And robots. Changing memories. Disappearing hospitals.
I had to be here.
At first though, I should be more honest and say that originally it wasn't for the adrenaline rush. I was intrigued, for certain. And couldn't wait to hear what new things were appearing on the streets. I would wake up
When a Victim isn't a VictimIf you were the Doctor's Companion, what is the first question you would ask River Song?When a Victim isn't a Victim2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Sequel to: "When a Prison isn't a Prison" and "When a Prisoner isn't a Prisoner" but is not told in the same lyrical style as the previous two stories.
His wife had sent the Doctor on an errand into the Tardis. She and his Companion were sitting side by side on the thin prison cot.
"Why did you do it?" His Companion nodded around at the cell. "Why would you agree to all this?"
The woman smiled at her. "How long have you been traveling with him?"
She shrugged, not wanting to look at his wife. " A while."
"Told you not to be specific, did he?" She patted her leg. "Don't worry about it." She leaned back against the concrete wall, wrapping her arms around one bent knee.
The Companion turned and pulled her feet up o
RoseRose6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
She will meet him one rainy night,
When destiny interferes,
He will be her hero,
To chase away her fears.
He will tell her she is beautiful,
And they will dance the night away,
She will stay no matter what,
Through the brilliance of each day.
She will tightly clutch his hand,
And never leave his side,
He will always protect her,
Each time the stars collide.
He will consider her an equal,
As their minds and souls both merge,
She will feel the anguish,
But his heart will not diverge.
She will risk everything for him,
The oncoming storm,
He will follow her into the dark,
To feel her safe and warm.
He will echo through her dreams,
Burn up a sun just to say goodbye,
She will cry silent tears,
Still waiting for his reply.
She will save his entire world,
Fracturing time and space,
He will make all her dreams come true.
Now he has had his last embrace.
He is forever cursed to walk alone,
So this is what he must do,
She will feel the heartache,
Because he is not you.
She will make her choice,
A CrackA Crack3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The shape of a sickly smile
The sound of a woman's voice,
Send me back!
Send me back!
He knows that voice,
Remembers that day.
That awful, terrible, life-ending day,
when his world was ended
When he wa
Good Things Come to He Who WaitsThe Doctor emerged from the depths of River’s kiss with a deep, shuddering breath. He opened his eyes and blinked at her, his eyes so dilated he could barely see.Good Things Come to He Who Waits3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
She smiled up at him, flushed, glowing. His wife. His hearts flipped over in his chest.
“Hello, Sweetie.” her voice was warm and throaty. His hearts started going pitty-pat.
Her arms were wrapped around him, firm but gentle. She laid her head on his shoulder. He felt the warmth of her, the trust of her, and his whole body stiffened with terror and yet flowed like honey. He slid his arms around her.
Sometimes the hugest, most important thing in the world, could fit within the space of your arms, in the warm, wringing spot between your hearts.
She hummed and snuggled her nose against him, and he almost wanted to cry...
And her hands slid down under his coat and squeezed his bum. He jumped.
She giggled and kissed his collarbone. He shook his head and buried his nose in her hair. He closed his eyes and breathed
A Very Good DayHe wasn't getting any younger, and his companions were ganging up on him.A Very Good Day2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"This is never going to work!" Rory whispered.
"It will if you'll quit dawdling. Come on, River is keeping him distracted." Amy crept silently past the lower door to the console room, hunched over and tiptoeing like the burglar in some old comic strip.
He looked up to the console. Yes, River was keeping him distracted. She was kissing him, quite enthusiastically. And if the location of his hands were any indication, he was enjoying it.
He squashed down his fatherly instincts, knowing neither of the older people above him would care what he thought, and not willing to be the recipient of further superior smirks. He followed Amy down the lower level corridor.
They ducked into the downstairs common room, a sort of generic tea room where there was a food machine, a more conventional college fridge, and a hotplate for making tea. The room was hung with streamers and bunting, helium balloons floated at the ceili
Doctor Who - CompanionCompanionDoctor Who - Companion5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Okay, maybe it was on that rooftop where it first occurred to him, a little seed in the very back of his mind, some subconscious whim that made him turn around, open that door back up, and introduce himself.
"I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name?"
The Doctor. It wasn't much to go on, but if she wanted to search him out, track him down, it was one of the best leads he could give her.
Maybe it passed through his head for just a nanosecond when he saw her face on the other side of that cat door, knowing what a rare beast real coincidence was.
But not really. Not willingly, not consciously. The war, still so fresh to him though it was such a long way and a long time from this place, had changed him. He was such a different kind of Time Lord than he had been. And what kind that was, it was clear, was alone. When she pulled open her door and stared at him like he had a third eye instead of just a second heart, he was still convinced that this time, he would stay alon
Master Who - Chapter 1"Doctor!"Master Who - Chapter 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The first thing he noticed when he looked up was that she had the air of a person who had tried to gain his attention through all decent methods and was just about to move to less decent methods. It didn't help to see Rory heading towards him with a bucket containing what seemed to be icy water.
"...Yeah?" he ventured.
"Where are we going? And what's with that look on your face?... The one that says it's either Christmas or the Apocalypse?"
"Ah, well, see, I'm not entirely certain if this is correct," he said, noticing Rory put down the bucket, thus confirming his hunch, "but! If I'm not much mistaken, there's at least one other Time Lord around."
She jumped closer to him. Rory looked at the bucket, considered, then gave up on it and moved closer, too.
"I thought you said they were all dead," Amy said with an I-demand-an-explanation-now frown.
"Well, one of them apparently isn't," the Doctor said.
"What, like... he came back to life or something?" Rory asked.
On the Other SideOn the Other Side3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
She slams the wall,
No, no, NO!
This wasn't how... Not this way...
A pause, a sound, most minuscule thing,
...two parts of time and space...never touched...
Warm skin pressed against cold, unfeeling wall
A sudden crack that wasn't there before,
Doctor? Are you okay?
A young girl, maybe? A new companion?
She makes a list,
Rose Tyler: Defender of Earth, Bad Wolf, pink and yellow human, and replaced...
The Doctor's SacrificeSo you turned to him and kissedThe Doctor's Sacrifice6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
this perfect copy of myself.
I stood there, weeping in my soul
and yet rejoicing for your bliss.
I pray you did not hear the mighty cry
that filled me to the core,
that, with a thousand voices, told you: "Rose,
no man loves you more than I!"
O, how I wish I could have spoken true -
how much I need you by my side.
'The lonely angel' someone once me called,
and yet, the angel is not me, it's you.
In all my life, I never truly lived
until the day that I met you.
You took these hardened hearts of mine
and taught them how to laugh, to love, forgive.
Of all these thoughts I could not speak a word,
it would have made you choose not him - but me.
Though all the stars will sing my love
my mortal ears, it never shall be heard.
You always knew there can be no "Forever"
for us, timelord and an earthen child.
We both know you belong with him
not bound be my life's endless tether.
You have so much to do, to see
that I can never give.
I want for you the best of lives,