TMN chapter 1- Freshmen Indeed*Matheus*TMN chapter 1- Freshmen Indeed3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Matheus, wake up," a voice said. I ignored both it and the hand shaking my shoulder and buried deeper under my covers.
"Come on, wake up," the voice repeated.
"No," I grumbled.
A groan. "You don't want to be late for your first day of high school, do you?"
"Yes, I do," I muttered.
"Oh, come on."
The covers were yanked from above me and I was dragged from my bed by my waist.
"No!" I said, alarmed, my eyes now wide open. "Mom! Mom, let go!"
Needless to say, she didn't.
I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life
I was standing just outside my mom's car, glaring at the school in front of me.
"Have a nice day, hon!" she said.
I turned and gave her a death glare. She grinned kindly, almost apologetically, and drove away.
I pulled the hood of my jacket (I wasn't wearing anything under it, seeing as it was still summer) over my head and, grumbling, stomped up toward the school.
"Hey, kid," an unfamiliar voice said as I reached the stairs.
I looked up from where
Turmoil in the WestTurmoil in the WestTurmoil in the West3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The wall of dust flew at her, moving no faster than the sun as he traverses the sky.
Clara Firewater nevertheless tried to run. Dust storms were all too common in the American West, choking everything and blocking all light, and although it was futile to avoid the filthy winds when they were at their most restless, it still wasn't a good idea to be outside in the middle of their fury. Some of the storms were so fierce, lately, that they had blown the dirt of the West as far as the Chicago city, where people were too busy imbibing and shooting each other to worry about the Drought.
Clara ran along the lonely road, but couldn't seem to move forward. Her cowboy boots couldn't grip the ground, and some force was tugging her back towards the storm. She felt for the Great Mystery, and tried to reach for the power that let her summon Earthquakes, but it all slipped away, and she jerked back towards the wall of dust-
Little Firewater stared at the Shaman with disbeli
Which House?Word Count: 670Which House?4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Albus Potter fidgeted slightly as the First Years were led into the Great Hall by Professor McGonagall, the Head of Gryffindor House. The new students were glancing around at the four long tables and when Albus saw his little sister looking at him, he gave a small wave.
Albus turned to Scorpius Malfoy, his friend and fellow Hufflepuff, and nodded with a small smile. "James bet me she'll be a Gryffindor like him," he said, turning back to the Head Table where all the First Years were, looking very nervous.
Professor McGonagall was now standing next to a stool with the Sorting Hat on top of it. The old hat was sitting there quietly, but, Albus knew from two years experience that the rip near the brim would open up wider and it would sing a different song from the previous years.
"Didn't you tell me you thought she'd be in that House last year?" Scorpius asked, leaning forward so he could be heard over the mutter of the tables around them. By now, everyone h
Father's DayFather's Day3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
John lay on the couch, smiling down at the two-year-old boy lying on his chest. It amazed him how one second Samuel could have so much energy and the next he was out like a light. Just a few minutes ago the child had been running around the house with his brother. Now Sam was curled up on John's chest while Jacob was lying on the floor.
"You tired them out?" John looked up and smiled at Kelly as she leaned over him. "The two of them should probably take a nap anyway." John watched as she moved over to Jacob, carefully picking him up. "Grab Sammy and we can put them to bed."
John shifted, holding his son against his chest so he didn't disturb him. Sam shifted in John's arms to be more comfortable. John followed Kelly as she moved up to the second floor of their house. It was still odd to him that they lived on their own. He'd lived with the other Spartans for so long that he had never thought it would be any different. Here he was though, just him, Kelly, and their two children in a hou
Anime Drive, chapter 24Anime Drive, chapter 24Anime Drive, chapter 243 years ago in Humor More Like This
I woke up, still groggy from last night. I looked in the tree to see if Francis's Vogue magazines were still in the tree. I smiled when I saw that the squirrel had ripped them to shreds. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, this would decrease his pervertedness just a tad. I looked on both sides of me, and was shocked to see that neither Jules nor Avie was there. A purple sticky note replaced Avie's sleeping bag.
"Sage- We had an amazing time last night!!!!! We should definitely do it more often! But Arthur and Francis told us that you all had some major plans today, and we didn't want to go through the effort of trying to wake you up. You sleep like the dead. Hope that leaving a note didn't offend you, and hope that your plans with the boys go ok. This part is from Avie- If Francis puts you in a dress and keeps giving you weird looks and laughing, run away. I can't stress that enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!! L8tr, BFFAE! Avie and Jules."
I snorted. I did not sleep like the dead!
A Little Less 16 Candles...6CHAPTER 6A Little Less 16 Candles...64 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Luckily, for the rest of the day FOB didn't get into any more trouble. When the evening arrived word had spread through the school of the new students. And that was why dinner was very irritating. Fall Out Boy were surrounded by a large group of students but Pete was mostly surrounded by girls.
"You're a Ravenclaw," a girl with blonde curls teased. "That must mean you're loyal, right?" She looked so hopeful it made me barf.
Pete just shook his head. "Imp sorry girls," he apologised. "I'm not looking for a relationship."
A large groan travelled through the swarm of girls, and they slowly. Hopefully, they wouldn't bother him again. It would make me happy. Patrick the laughed at Pete who looked relieved that he would be able to eat again without any prying eyes.
"Am glad I don't have your face dude!" Patrick laughed. But Joe and Andy looked excited. "We can have the babes," Joe winked. "I bet that blonde needs your shoulder to cry on." "Let's go," Andy replied. "She was kinda ho
Valintines Day~Ok I know I'm way early but I was watching Dramione on youtube. I can't resist. This is Hermione's POV.Seventh year.~Valintines Day3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I arrived in the Great Hall with Harry and Ron as usual on Valintines day. I heard Malfoy shout something that was probably insulting but I ignored him. Harry and Ron glared over at him and I steered them away to our table. We sat down and started breakfast. I was laughing at a joke Harry had told when the mail arrived. Instantly four owls landed in front of me. Pigwigion, an eagel owl that I vaugley recognised, a brown school owl that had a letter from my parents and a barn owl I didn't recognise. Ron was looking resalutely in the opposite direction. His ears had gone bright red. I took the small package from Pig and opened it. Inside there was a card and a jewlery box. I opened the card and Harry read it over my shoulder. 'Dear Hermione, Happy Valintines Day From Someone Who Loves You Alot.' I grinned and opened the box. I gasp
Letter 4: Vallanka to Govi(House Azbetkas stationery, as described in letter 2. Motto reads "Home of the Mutant Chicken".)Letter 4: Vallanka to Govi7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I tot it goot to start a reply mit dis pageof Azbetkas papers: Home ov de Mutant Chikken. May as vell be called de Chikken ov Despair...to humans anyvay. Normal humans definitely can't catch dem...not mitout much assistance. I know dot if I could not catch my mutant chikken, I be very full ov despair.
And full ov poisoned scratches, too!
Ja, regular pipples no goot at catching de chikkenz. Every summer--ven de snow melt und de giant, schtupid mosquitos fly in--der iz a migration of mutant chikkens. Mostly, de pipples vould jsut lock everyting up und vait for de migration to pass, but alvays a few brave hunters vould get togeter mit vepons und schtuff and vurk very hart to ketch vun. Most yearz dey ketch at least vun chikken...und everybody celebrate mit huge feast! Sometimes
Letter 6: Vallanka to Govi(Letterhead has the Yak of Truth front-and-center, and reads, "House Azbetkas/Arctic, Sweet Arctic")Letter 6: Vallanka to Govi6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I write dis letter outside today. Not dot de veather iz all dot great, but it get me out of de Haus. Und dot's important because de Haus get zo excited und upset about de pretty pictures hyu sent...und de Haus manage to lock me in der kloset! Me! At my age!
Damned schtupid Haus! It's not like I draw dem pictures! I not even know vhere dey are, now. Haus try to make me tink dot it's very moral und offended. But I knows better. It's probably keeping de pictures to itself...if it could, it vould probably draw little hearts on dem.
So, at least until it calms down a little, I do my correspondence outzide. Zo, I apologize dot dis letter is zo late...but I could not write it vhen I vas in de dark of de kloset, of course.
Schtupid Haus. Vat it tink it trying to prove, anyvay? Dot it has some kind of moral high ground? Or just reminding me dot it's bigger den me?
Myth Wars - Chapter 13'Myth Wars': Episode 65: "Other Variables: Part 2: Goodbye Old Friends":Myth Wars - Chapter 134 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Megatron Noooo!" Primal screams as he lies mere feet from Megatron as he hovers in front of Optimus Prime.
"Oh yes Primal! I'm tired of you always interfering with my plans this will be the last time!" Megatron cries out as he redirects his attention to removing Optimus Prime's spark.
Optimus closes his eyes; trying to regain his composure, " As long as my spark still burns inside my body " He groans a little in pain as he reaches those few extra inches and rips the lance out of his back, " You will never win!"
Megatron looks up for an instant; just in time to see the lance move almost in slow motion towards him like a heat seeking missile; plowing into him and ricocheting off of his body. The massive impact causes him to release the trigger on the device; releasing Prime's spark and sending it zooming back into Optimus's body.
Megatron falls to the ground; the device knocked out o