Why I Don't Like TwilightPlease read the description. Please tell me what you think. No profanity, thanks.Why I Don't Like Twilight5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. The entire Saga promotes unhealthy obsession in relationships, masochism and necrophilia (okay, LOL, but seriously? Edward's just a corpse)
2. Bella has to be the worst heroine in Romance novel history.
3. Bella and Edward pretty much ruined Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice and Romeo and Juliet for me. Shakespeare is rolling over in his grave as I write this.
4. Edward is a creepy boyfriend. Watching Bella whilst she sleeps; insisting he's a killer and she should stay away, but never letting her get more than a foot away because she's such a hazard to herself.
5. Bella drops about forty IQ points whenever she's kissing Edward. Or whenever she sees his godly physique. Or when she catches a whiff off his skin. *shiver*
6. I love every character in the book. Seriously. EXCEPT Edward and Bella. Which is not good. I should not be rooting for Jane (the evil Volturi leader) or Victoria (the red headed v