Trainers - Life on the RunThe government proudly boasts that society throughout the Pokemon Nation is poverty-free, and that not a single individual has fallen below the poverty line in the last 10 years. This is due to the controlled economy and numerous employment, family and housing programs throughout the country.Trainers - Life on the Run2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
However, for hundreds of thousands of people, this popular fairytale is a far cry from the truth. In large cities, groups of people without establishment gather regularly. Many are young, and have been expelled from their school or place of employment. In Isshu, once someone has been expelled or fired, it is illegal to hire them.
But the remarkable thi
Whole NumbersX and Y are meant to be,Whole Numbers2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
As arithmetic has always shown.
But it's this that's made me wholly see
A formula before unknown.
Thus I struggle sorely to impute
Any form of logic to this love.
I cannot manage to compute
What this racing heart's indicative of.
To my dismay, I cannot derive,
Any sense to this new affection.
But it's this very confusion that keeps me alive,
Though I desperately fear a certain rejection.
By parenthesis, we're set apart,
Such a hopeless equation I long to pursue.
But I hope someday to hold your heart,
And I vow with conviction I'll factor through.
Whole numbers are what I once desired,
In such a sum I
Bowser's Famous Last WordsAlright varmints. Listen up.Bowser's Famous Last Words2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
For the past 128,512 times this has happened,
Your defense skills have sucked.
Your defense skills suck.
Your skills as minions suck.
But today I, your awesome king, woke up feelin' good.
At the moment, Mario's on his way,
Jumping and flying and all that.
But today I, Bowser, woke up feelin' burly.
I think we got this.
Hammer Bros., your throw is
A lot better.
Goombas, your resilience is
A lot better.
Paratroopas, your flight time is
A lot better.
I really think we got this.
We're gonna kick some plumber overalls.
Hitchhiker's Guide To WritingThe Hitchhiker's Guide to WritingHitchhiker's Guide To Writing2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
(or, Bullshit Your Way To Victory)
Ever got an unsatisfactory grade on a paper because it had too little content? Are your teachers not impressed with your current writing style? Is summarizing one of your hidden talents? Well, my friend, you've come to the right place! In a matter of minutes this article will contain all the information you need on writing a splendid little essay, paper, thesis or story.
Section 1: The Origins
BS or "bullshit" is literally a male specimen of the common farm animal (cow)'s feces. Figuratively, however, it can be used to express discontentment or disbelief.
Eg. "This math
Quest 6 Wild EncounterQuest 6 Wild Encounter1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ro hadn't been trying. Really, he hadn't. It was all just by odd chance, a mistake maybe or even a twist of fate by the gods. But however one would look t it, it didn't change the fact that Ro found a startling clue. Of course HE didn't know that. And how could he? After all, Ro hadn't been near any of the villages for some time. So he had no idea about the notice from the leaders. He had no idea that he needed to keep his eyes open for anything strange or new. And he certainly had no idea that the village leaders were trying to track down a mysterious stranger in their land. Maybe if he had, he would have been more prepared for the events th
Ivysaur AnalysisName: IvysaurIvysaur Analysis2 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Classification: Arbosauridae hederus
Species: Seed Pokémon
Evolutionary Complexity: Three-Stage Evolution
Evolutionary Level: Secondary
Height: 3’3” – 3’6”
Weight: 28.7 lbs. – 29.9 lbs.
Gender Variation: No
Ivysaur, the Seed Pokémon, is the secondary evolution in the Bulbasaur family. Though physically similar to its pre-evolved form, Ivysaur and Bulbasaur have many stark differences that make them practically night and day. The plant on Ivysaur's back undergoes spontaneous growth after evolution. What was once a closed bulb changes in
Treecko ReportTreecko (the Wood Gecko Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Grass-type Pokemon found among forested areas within the Hoenn region and portions of South American jungles. Agile and stubborn to a fault, Treecko are unrelenting fighters that will give their trainers everything they've got right from the get-go and even against the most intimidating of foes in battle. They might not have much to offer in the way of sheer power, but this is nonetheless one species that you'll have a hard time beating psychologically; no matter how hot a battle gets, these little critters always know how to be cool!Treecko Report2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Treecko are similar to actual geckos in that the
Shiftry ReportShiftry (the Wicked Pokemon) is a relatively rare Grass/Dark-type Pokemon found among forests within the Hoenn region as well as the Kanto, Sinnoh and Unova regions on rare occasions. Extremely intelligent and cruel to a fault, Shiftry are devious creatures that have no qualms about literally blowing away their opposition even if it means killing them as the end result. You would best be wary when these creatures suddenly show up, as they live as representatives of the forest and will do whatever it takes to keep their homes safe...even if it means clearing out all life-forms outside of the forest in the process!Shiftry Report2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Little is known about Shif
Ghost In The Machine"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"Ghost In The Machine2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
* * *
I'm studying psychology as my major in college. It's fascinating as well as different dimensions. In math there are different dimensions...so why couldn't there be different dimensions in real life?
It'd be fun to visit other dimensions..
Like astral projection can do something like that?
I'm not sure.
I was looking for one of my notebooks but instead of finding it I found my old diary from when I was thirteen.
Here's my first entry-
My name is Demetria Isabella Givonani. I don't do diaries well. I start one then n
Grovyle ReportGrovyle (the Wood Gecko Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Grass-type Pokemon found among forested areas within the Hoenn region and portions of South American jungles. Unmatched in speed among the treetops, Grovyle are powerful creatures that are more than capable of taking down even the hardiest of foes with their strong Leaf Blade attack. Climbing a tree in the middle of the woods might not be a bad idea to escape most creatures, but make sure to look where you are going beforehand; otherwise, you may end up facing something much worse in the process!Grovyle Report2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Grovyle can walk on walls and ceiling just like Treecko as a result of the numerous sma
Bulbasaur ReportBulbasaur (the Seed Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Grass/Poison-type Pokemon found among grassy fields and forests within Kanto region. Though perhaps not quite as menacing in appearance as other beasts, Bulbasaur are well-tamed creatures that can hold their ground fairly well against most opponents, even if they are at a disadvantage. Just make sure that you have as much fun with them as possible while you can; once the bulb on their back starts to bloom, they won't be running around as much anymore!Bulbasaur Report2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Before the shells of their eggs are fully formed within their parents, Bulbasaur are naturally implanted with a seed by the parasitic pla
The Male Froslass"Yes sir. I think this project was a success."The Male Froslass1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
One of the scientists said that loud enough for me to hear inside of my test tube. I spend my whole life either in this tube, with wires all over me, or out in the building with guards and their Pokemon closely watching me.
I never had a chance.
Just recently the humans in white forced me to evolve with the wires.
I fought it, but I was too weak. I went from my little Snorunt state to a Froslass. The humans said stuff like "Remarkable!" or, "Amazing" at the fact that I evolved.
What was the big deal? I just evolved.
But they did say something about the fact that I was Male. Was Male Froslas
Pokemon Creepypasta: Fate My name is Havoc. I really do love my name, it fits my personality as my mum puts it. For the record, I am a girl. Havoc seems like it would be a boy's name, I know, but I'm just a tomboyish girl. I've got poofy red-brown hair, hazel eyes, and a fair complexion. I love Pokemon, particularly the first games. Right now I've just finished beating Red in SoulSilver, and I'm off to Professor Oak's lab to get a Kanto starter. I pause my character in front of the table with the Pokeballs and save. I'm trying for a shiny. Hopefully it'll be Charmander, but anything will do as long as I've gotten a shiny. I press the off button lightly on my DSi tPokemon Creepypasta: Fate1 year ago in Settings More Like This
Another Lost SoulThey will suffer. I will make sure of it. Many have already died at my hands, and more are still to come. Humans. The terrible creatures make us suffer. everyday, pokemon have to suffer at the hands of human. I'm only doing what's fair.Another Lost Soul1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
What's that you say? Not all are bad? No, If that were true, they would stop the ones who torture us. I have seen it. All of them are at falt. If they don't do it themselves, they sit back and whatch, like we're mearly entertainment.
I'm going after one tonight. your free to watch
I'd planned how to kill this human. I sat outside of the walls that held the awful creature. My killings are not up to cha
EntralinkIn Unova, yes, Pokemon have Dreams. Yes, they can come true in the Entralink.Entralink1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
But, What happens when they have nightmares? Do they come true?
What if a Pokemon had a nightmare of being torn apart by a mad Houndoom? Or being slowly devoured by a desperate Garbodor? Do they come true?
Instead of the Pokemon wanting to join your team, do they try to rip you limb from limb?
Nightmares are nightmares. Even Pokemon have them.
Entralink was a great thing. And a bad thing.
You just have to use it well.
Is that a C-Gear button your about to press? To warp to the Entralink?
Before you go, make sure your Pokemon had a good nights sleep.
Spirit for FuelIt was after me. All of my Pokemon had fainted, and when I tried to leave the mansion, each and every door and window had been locked. My only option was to run, hide, and run again.Spirit for Fuel1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
As far as I knew, it was the only Pokemon in the mansion. Good, I wasn't being chased down by more than one. But it was powerful. Its intense flame cause all of my Pokemon to faint, not a single one dented it either.
I see a light at the end of the hall. It was gaining on me. I ran as quietly as I could in the opposite direction. I knew it was pointless. I had no chance against it. Perhaps it didn't kill me right away because it wanted to play with its food fir
Forever In Agony*AUTHOR NOTE: THIS IS NOT HOUNDOOM.Forever In Agony1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Dinner!" her mother called.
"Okay!" she called back. She giggled, selecting her Hydreigon. "Go Hydra, Flamethrower!" she said, selecting Flamethrower on the screen. She knew that Flamethrower was super effective, and she knew it would take down Alder's last Pokemon, Accelgor. Just as the flames started hitting the foe, she snapped her D.S shut, and bounded to the dinner table. She didn't know the consequences of her simple action.
Hydreigon's flames were hitting me, burning me, when the sky went dark. We knew the girl who commanded us had paused the game without shutting it off. But
Haunted songAs I was finishing my theory on Truth Hurts, I saw that I had only three days until Christmas, which is when I was planning on uploading Music Box. After I swore, I dug through some images, videos, and songs in my Library when I saw Pokemon Tower Music Box in there. I played it to get into the mood for that 'pasta, and I just nearly finished the song when my Beloved grandfather came in and told me something about conservative republicans being "too awesome". I then went and got back on and the song was missing from my files! I thought that was weird and decided I just deleted it. I played around on the internet a bit and, when I came back toHaunted song1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Black Awareness 2_Pokemon CreepypastaBLACK AWARENESS 2Black Awareness 2_Pokemon Creepypasta1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I switched off the tv. I didn't care about the other news.
I was shaking. Tears started to flow from my eyes.
"I I can't believe it" I thought "Wh y .he DIED?"
I screamed. My mother tried to calm me, but I was too shocked to hear her.
My friend Kay died that Saturday. Nobody knows who's the murderer.
Some days later I met Kay's mother by chance in the street.
She asked me if I'd help her to bring a lot of shopping bags to home.
I accepted, also because I knew her too well I almost consider her my second mother .
"Thanks Nero for helping me."
She was smiling. But it was a melanch
Glitchy Red RETOLD - CH. 2"Did your package come in the mail, sweetie?" Derrick heard his mother call from the kitchen as he and Scott entered through the front door. He weighed the small envelope in his hand as it was mentioned, and joined his mother in the kitchen.Glitchy Red RETOLD - CH. 21 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Yeah, it did." Placing himself next to his friend in one of the in-kitchen dining room chairs, he gingerly tore the tape and wrappings from the package, slipping a hand inside and pulling out its contents: a thank you post-it note from the seller, and the game itself. He turned it over in his hands, examining it, listening to the sound of Scott munching away at the remnants of his sandwich all the while
Garnet the DusknoirI watched my trainer die I saw his body collapse on the ground as the men hit him. I held his body in my hands mourning at his death. The men called "Team Plasma" hit my trainer over the head with a wrench as he was protecting me, and he died in my arms. I now he no longer suffers but I can't help but feel sad. Then I felt the one, familiar thing I know how to do in my sleep: Bring him over to the spirit world.Garnet the Dusknoir1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I tried to fight giving him up, so him and I are together forever but I had to. When I got there I was crying very hard, so hard Pokemon and Trainers looked at me in wonder from why I was crying. After all, I h
Creepypasta - Pokemon RangerI've played every single Pokemon Ranger. I love it too much. My favorite was Pokemon Ranger: Guardian Signs. I just love the storyline too it.Creepypasta - Pokemon Ranger1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Anyway, This morning I woke up to see my brother had gotten a hold pf my copy of Guardian Signs, and broke it like everything else he gets a hold of. I scolded him, and he ran off. He left the now two pieces of my copy on the floor of the hallway. It was impossible to fix by the looks of it. So I threw it out downstairs.
I asked my mom if she would get me a replacement copy, and she said yes, once she got herself ready. It was her "off" day from work. Excited, I went into my room to get myself ready
Beauty"Hey, can you lean back a bit, Volcarona? Thanks."Beauty2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was getting my best friend and most trusted pokemon, Volcarona, ready to visit my friend. Maya's Swadloon had recently evolved into a Leavanny, so she asked me if I wanted to celebrate the occasion with her. Honestly, I didn't think that she would be able to evolve it, since she was almost always thinking about fashion or something like that. It was nice that she found time for her pokemon.
As I finished tying a red ribbon to one of Volcarona's antennae, and brushing her fur a million more times, we set out to Maya's house. She lives in a rather remote area, but it's only a little ways aw
Human Pokemon - Living Hell 02 Population Decline Crisis and Corrupt SolutionsHuman Pokemon - Living Hell 022 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Absolute power corrupts absolutely; responsibility has nothing to do with goodwill based morality; responsibility aims only to serve corruption. And such as history has played out in Isshu.
In 2090, according to data from the National Pokédex database, for each citizen and pokémon trainer, there was one human captured and used as a pokémon. Based on the steep rate of human captures taking place in the Pokémon Nation, that number is expected to triple in less than five years. Analysts from the government and Silph Corporation quickly predicted that if unchecked, the rate of