Some Maniacal Mind FucksMom Nearly Yanks Kid's Tat Off:Ask Me How!Some Maniacal Mind Fucks5 months ago in Personal More Like This
According to the maniacal fuck in question, she had an altercation with the toddler and instead of, oh, grabbing his shirt or arm-- like any sane humanoid with a brain and a soul-- she decided, shit you not, to grab the kid's tackle: proceeding to pull until a 1.5 inch tear occurred. While not brainless enough to deny the overwhelming physical evidence under oath, the mother was convinced she could mend the boy's genitals with alcohol and super glue. Yes: she, this grown ass adult woman--who presumably had a public education-- literally tried to glue her son's balls back together. But not before applying, and this is the icing on the shit cake, alcohol to the profusely bleeding wound.
Stuffing, I'm sure, copious amounts of bloody paper towel down the child's underpants, the mother then sent him to bed. No medical experts were notified by the mother of the incident. Later, the father, a military officer on the army
Nightly Frights: Russian Sleep ExperimentNightly Frights: Russian Sleep Experiment2 years ago in Personal More Like This
For those of you unfamiliar with the internet, creepypasta are scary stories that are circulated through the internet, usually through discussion forums or e-mail.
The term "creepypasta" is a variation of "copy and paste" and derives from the viral nature of these stories, how they are spread by copying and pasting them.
I love creepypasta and actually consider some of them to be creepier than most horror movies. And I feel there's a good reason for that.
While horror movies are created by big media companies for the sake of raking in profit, stories such as creepypasta or "urban legends" are much more organic, deriving from the imagination of a single person and achieving notoriety by being spread from person-to-person through personal correspondence.
While horror movies rely on special effects to elicit fear
Nightly Frights: The Very First Horror MovieNightly Frights: The Very First Horror Movie9 months ago in Personal More Like This
To kick off “Blame The Fright” month, I’ve decided to start by sharing the very first horror movie ever. Coincidentally enough, it’s also one of the very first movies, period. First released in January 25, 1896, the movie is a French film known in English as “The Arrival of the Mail Train.”
I know what you’re thinking: how is a 50-second clip of a train pulling into a station considered a horror flick? Well, it’s because the “horror” part of the film was very much unintentional.
Admittedly, this film is passé by today standards. Heck, most of you could probably film a more entertaining video clip with your camera phone of your cat doing something cute or crazy and then post it on Vine!
But that’s the thing: video is a common thing in our modern world. That wasn
Animals Within, Spirit AnimalsAnimals Within, Spirit Animals7 months ago in Art Features More Like This
Animals Within Spirit Animals
Hanuman by molee
There has always been this obsession with the others we share this planet with.
We communicate with them on certain basic levels and yet they inhabit a plane so different from ours: savage, instinctive, a life of sheer survival. At the same time they can do things beyond human abilities: fly through the skies, swim the oceans, apply t
Top 13 Sesame Street Scares (#10)Top 13 Sesame Street Scares (#10)9 months ago in Personal More Like This
Jim Henson Company
Throughout the years, many of the Sesame Street characters would receive extreme makeovers. This was probably a good thing, as most of their original appearances were, well, less than appealing.
For instance, Oscar the Grouch used to look like this:
And Big Bird used to look like this:
And then there was Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Ah, good old Snuffy! Remember him? He was the cute, adorable, furry elephant-like creature who sounded like Eeyore and looked like a mammoth without tusks.
He was also Big Bird’s best friend who was always conveniently absent wh
'Slendermaid': now a thing.Photos taken within the Fukushima exclusion zone.'Slendermaid': now a thing.1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Witnesses describe it as an oily-black creature with either very stunted legs or an actual fish-tail. It strides around on abnormally long arms.
Image drawn by a child in Souma, over 30KM north of Fukushima.
Feel free to post any evidence you may have found yourself in the comments section.
(And by that I mean: doctor your own photos to perpetuate the myth)
5 LevelsI've spoken as guest speaker a number of times over the years (come visit me at SCAD Atlanta in January). While I'm not the best or most patient teacher, I think my strength is my pragmatic and blunt approach to the business side of comics. In order to help the students think of a "5 YEAR PLAN" (more on that in an upcoming post), I'll often break down the different page rate levels of comic book artists as a way to help analyze the playing field of our industry. If there's a ladder to success, what's wrong with defining each rung? I imagine such a breakdown helpful for moving up in most any industry, not just comics.5 Levels4 years ago in Personal More Like This
Here are the 5 LEVELS of comic artists as I see them--NOT based on talent but on page rates, popularity, and the prestige of the titles the artist works on. You might define them differently or have more than just 5, but I find that less-is-more when it comes to people being able to retain information.
Nightly Frights: The Roommate's DeathNightly Frights: The Roommate's Death2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Growing up in the early days of the internet, I was enthralled with Snopes.com and would regularly peruse its pages reading up on urban legends and other quaint and curious volumes of forgotten internet lore.
To this day, urban legends still enthrall me. They have that eerie quality to them where you know in the back of your head that it's all made-up nonsense, but the overall plausibility of the story makes you second-guess as to whether or not it's real.
Which, of course, it was only fortunate that Snopes and its crack team of expert fact-checkers were there to discern these modern myths and determine whether they were fact or fiction.
Most were false. Others were true. And yet the most eerily creepy ones were always those rated undetermined.
All this month, I'll be sharing some of my favorite urban legends, all courtesy of Snopes.
Let's start with a classic:
MAMA Scared Stiff Semi-Finalist AnnouncementIn the MAMA Scared Stiff Contest, we challenged you to channel your most frightening childhood memory, and the entries were truly terrifying!MAMA Scared Stiff Semi-Finalist Announcement2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
These 25 hair-raising deviations sent a chill down our judges' spines, and have been chosen as the Semi-Finalists. It's now up to the true visionaries of horror, MAMA filmmakers Andy & Barbara Muschietti and Guillermo del Toro, to decide on the top 3 winners, who will receive their share of $10,000 USD, as well as Points, deviantART Gear, and Premium Memberships!
The remaining 22 Semi-Finalists will receive:
2,000 deviantART Points
Three-Month Premium Membership to deviantART
Congratulations to all!
Read Contest Article
Forget Zombies.Britain is currently facing a real epidemic.Forget Zombies.2 years ago in Personal More Like This
It started in Northampton earlier in the year and has since spread to a number of other towns and cities around Fair Blighty.
The horrific Northampton Clown was the first. “Patient Zero”, if you will. He would simply….appear. Sometimes he would knock on doors and randomly offer to paint the window frames for the bemused resident (though he never seemed to carry paint or a brush). On another occasion, he emerged from a lake and handed out balloons.
Since this hellish creature first showed up, there have been a deluge of sightings, from right across the country, causing such a degree of distress that the authorities are issuing advice.
Photo featureThese undervalued photos deserves some attentionPhoto feature3 years ago in Art Features More Like This
Soft by micromeg And winter is coming by xeeshan-ch River Corners by CherishKay Sweet Innocents by CherishKay New York City - Times Square by k-n-8 And it's winter here .. NYC by ZQPhotography Don Det Sunset by shawnstorm apple. by noraok city by The Lake by Ten-Twelve :thumb343658581: Timeless by darkmatter257 Tiger by KieraCampbell Frosty river by quiksilver1971 Butterfly by billomekishkokaulitz Flare by YomnaLoveMeNot winter by ewamickiewicz World of Bokeh by xeeshan-ch 2816 by cagdasyoldas 6964 by cagdasyoldas Saxophonist by Aizenjan Self by agnieszkasadkowska Sunset On The Docks by traitor2000 After A Long Day by traitor2000 All is quiet, all is calm. by The-ThirdEye Twinkle Twinkle by fuffy3 Silent Field by atomiclemon there... by foxIndustry IMG_5830 by Elena-Elendim :thumb191072541: Riding in Winterwonderpolder by Betuwefotograaf :thumb190961240: green-eyed dream by FamiliarLights In a very unusual way. by danodano .arrival of dawn. by SunsetSilence D Maj by prin-arete Snow Walk Sundown by paulblythe
Commission Info [PAYPAL CLOSED] [POINTS CLOSED] I do: Icons | Chibis: Pixel & CG| Anime Style | Colored SketchesCommission Info [PAYPAL CLOSED] [POINTS CLOSED]3 years ago in Personal More Like This
NOTE: Paypal and Points are CLOSED.
NOTE: New stuff under Chibi and Icon sections now available for commissions~!
Just send me a note with the commission form if you're interested and wait for my reply. If I accept I'll add you to my commission list.
I don't really make commission lists (used to have one but its not updated). I make lists via the commission forms (NOTE) I receive and mark them if they're still unfinished. So make sure you send commission forms in a NOTE so I can keep track. This is also the reason why you won't find any commission lists from me. If you'd like an update about your commission, NOTE me. Thank you!
ART TRADE PAYMENT:
If you don't have cash/points on hand, I can also consider art as payment. It's just like a regular art trade.
For example, you want two chibis from me, that mea
The Stephen King Drinking Game (We All Float!):iconwutplz: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/28239-it#josc470014 :iconballoonseesplz:The Stephen King Drinking Game (We All Float!)4 years ago in Personal More Like This
I have now actually done this.
:iconspidersplz::iconsaysplzh, Good GOD Man, that's been known to KILL people!
1 Shot for the story taking place in Maine (might as well just take this one as the DVD is loading up)
1 Shot for the Monster's origins never being explained (at least in the movies)
1 Shot for the 1-Dimensional Bully with no redeeming values
1 Shot for the same Bully characters seeing Violence & Murder as the only answer
1 Shot for Rednecks
1 Shot for Abusive Assholes
1 Shot for Alcoholics (sadly, the last 3 are often separate, even if they're all rolled into one)
1 Shot for a disappointing or anti-climactic payoff at the end (A SPIDER?!)
1 Shot for the bland or disappointing ending (so his wife's fine. Whoopdeedoo)
And I even took the liberty to throw in my own shots.
1 Shot for "The Magic Negro" (King may have invented this one and it sur
Raffle! Winner: mickeypoops!edit2 (results)Raffle! Winner: mickeypoops!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Congratulations to outer--heaven!!~ EHEHEE
Happy valentines day everyone! Beam me a smileeeeee! * 7 *//
edit:I have to go get some new glasses frames.. so I'm doing it 2 hours early!!
Fave this journal for a chance to win 1 chibi art! * 7 *)) (I'll choose the style ehehe)
This is for watchers only, hehehe~~
I can't resist but to comment that the watcher count is over 9000!!!!!!!! :iconcannotevenplz::iconkumakissplz::iconyoamgplz:
Wow guys, seriously, thanks so much for your support all this time.
I think you're pretty swell to put up with my frequent spamming of doodles and journals hahaha! :icongaywinkplz::iconfanboyingplz:
It's been a wild year! I met a lot of new buds and really enjoy talking with you guys!
The join.me's have been hilarious -- I bust my guts laughing at 2 AM so many times and it's all your fault! :iconbrohugplz:
Thanks for the sweet comments and helpful feedback! * 7 *)))
This journal raffle will finish up on feb 14, 1 PM, (PST)
So yah! See
Transformation Challenge Semi-FinalistsView Challenge ArticleOfficial RulesView EntriesWinnersTransformation Challenge Semi-Finalists1 year ago in Official DeviantArt Contests More Like This
Top 13 Sesame Street Scares (#7)#7: The Count Sleeps OverTop 13 Sesame Street Scares (#7)9 months ago in Personal More Like This
So one night, the Count decides to sleeps over with Bert and Ernie—and no, they’re not sleeping over for “that” reason! Get your mind out of the gutter!
Bert lets the Count sleep in his bed while he sleeps in the living room, allowing the Count to sleep with Ernie. (In separate beds! I said get your mind out of the gutter!)
Anyway, the Count has a hard time sleeping, so Ernie suggests that he counts sheep. The Count does exactly that—and being the Count, he can’t stop counting sheep.
His counting, laughter, and sudden bursts of thunder and lightning keep poor Ernie up all night, making it so that neither of them do much sleeping. (Because the Count is keeping him awake with his counting. Sheesh! What is your deal?!)
That skit didn’t seem t
Nightly Frights: Siberian Well To HellNightly Frights: Siberian Well To Hell2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Once again, I share with you one of my favorite urban legends from Snopes, this one about a group of Siberian scientists in the 1980s who accidently drilled a hole into hell and recorded the tortured screams of the damned.
This was a major "news" story that ran in many newspaper tabloids and Christian magazines as credible evidence of hell, but like every other urban legend, it was proven to be pure bologna.
There was even a short audio clip that went along with the story, but it too proved to be a hoax, as it was later revealed to be a sound bite from the 1972 movie Baron Blood.
Even if you believe in a literal hell, you cannot believe that it exists under the earth's crust. How can the earth's core possibly house the innumerable damned souls who have ever died since time immemorial? It's
Feature 145 / BlackFeature 145 / Black3 years ago in Art Features More Like This
coiling black flame by bitterev
Black Wedding by immanuel BLACK DOLL pt.1 by martasmarta Black Swan by Laura-Ferreira :thumb170099316: Black Lace by xKimJoanne
black lake by arbebuk Black and White by kMoOg Black Cat by BenHeine Fairygothmother black corset by ladymorgana
SDCC 2012 Concept art (lots of images) and MOREBOOK 2: SPIRITSSDCC 2012 Concept art (lots of images) and MORE3 years ago in Personal More Like This
ARTWORK FROM BOOK 2!
Six months after Book 1, going to show short animatic of where the characters are. In the thick of animation and design and production, still a very far way to go, but lots of great concepts:
Opening of Book 2 in a festival in the sourthern water tribe, gentle snow falling, lanterns, circus games, A PAINTING OF A MUCH LARGER SOUTHERN WATER TRIBE!
Southern Water Tribe has a beautiful banquet hall made of ice
Great landscapes, storms, ominous rock formations
“Mysterious location they’re journeying to in this storm, with cool spooky lighting”, harkens back to the glow Aang’s iceberg had
Naga and Korra exploring the mysterious location
Twisted roots coming out of ice walls
Southern Air Temple all spruced up
Vistas, base of the mountain around the temple, very gentle, “misty kind of Chinese mountains”
Ancient air bender site
Explore the spirits, background, creation of the Avatar
WHEN THE KITCHEN'S CAMERA ISN'T ONWHEN THE KITCHEN'S CAMERA ISN'T ON7 months ago in Personal More Like This
You know this?
I set it to music
and threw it on youtube
Also give my lonely gallery a look over, and my fanfiction and contest here:
5 Year Plan*Because I'll be teaching in about a week at SCAD, I've been thinking a lot about what to tell the students. And I wrote it out so that I could solidify it in my head. This stuff is for younger artists mostly, so feel free to skip.5 Year Plan3 years ago in Personal More Like This
When I spend time with another comic artist, sometimes I'll ask, "What's your 5 year plan?" In other words, what steps is he taking in order to gain control over his career in order to move up the ladder? Usually I don't get much of an answer.
The reason I think many comic artists aren't forward-thinking has to do with the way our industry is set up. Whether by conscious design or through the neglect of its participants, younger freelancers get into a habit of complacency while hoping for a chance to suckle from the teet of a major publisher. Waiting around for a career doesn't promote the idea of freelancers taking active control of their OWN careers.
If I had to sum up the 5 Year Plan
Possessional DemonologyPossessional Demonology3 years ago in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Opening the Darkest Door
I have recently come across a most disturbing phenomenon in my studies of the Diabolic Infestation of the Soul. It seems there is a most frightening psychological conundrum when considering the concept of demonic possession even the most remote possibility of reality upon our earthly plane is the notion that just believing it may be true could very likely be the spark needed for the Demon to discover, seek out, and ultimately inhabit its next vessel of evil: You.
From the Exorcist through Paranormal Activity, generation after generation of “believers” seem to have come to the reali
Because I Can Do This According To PeopleSo let's say your car breaks down,Because I Can Do This According To People3 years ago in Personal More Like This
And you need a new one.
So you go to a car lot, and the owner of the car says he'll need $2000 for the used car.
Instead of cash or check funds,
You offer the man 400000 microsoft points.
This man stares you down like you're some sort of joke.
You explain to him you don't have cash or check of that high of money, and then you beg him to take your offer.
Now you just look like a joke.
Great job with that one.
Two hours later you get on facebook and promptly complain about how terrible it was that the car salesman
wouldn't agree to your payment, and how unfair and terrible they are.
Next thing you know near all car lots know what you look like, and people on facebook think you're retarded.
Also, great job on that one.
Think about this,
If you're trying to pay bills.
WTF are 400000 microsoft points going to do to help you?
If the car lot -obviously- has a TOS, you will -obviously- look completely retarded trying to buy a car with points.
Collection: Storage Areas or Twilight Zones?Collection: Storage Areas or Twilight Zones?1 month ago in Art Features More Like This
Storage Areas or Twilight Zones?
Most basements and attics are part of the house, but not a part of the home.
Especially in childhood, these poorly-lighted areas are, at best, under a family’s occupation – but one can never trust that any spectral entities or spirits who might be there, abiding in the shadows, are ever fully loyal to the current family living in their home. Here’s a gallery of deviations to help you recall that first afternoon you eve