Kitty...Kitty...8 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
Kitty and the black chess piece conspiracy
[Written on the spot for Slyff's bedtime story Aug.14, 2005 (Edited for typos n' stuff)]
Once upon a time, there was a kitty named ...Kitty.
Kitty liked to play with string, paper bags, mice, GPS satellites, squeeky toys. All the sorts of things all kitties like.
One day, Kitty was working on knitting an 8 person tent, when she heard a noise. A BIG noise that sounded like 10 buildings collapsing on a banana.
"That sounded like 10 buildings collapsing on a banana!" exclaimed kitty as she knitted the zipper pull out of steel blue wool.
She put on her thinking mittens and grabbed a flas