The ABC's of Monty PythonA is for AlbatrossThe ABC's of Monty Python4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
B is for Blackmail
C is for Confuse a Cat, Limited
D is for Dead Parrot
E is for Exploding version of 'Blue Danube'
F is for Far too silly
G is for Gumbys
H is for Hungarian Phrasebook
I is for It's
J is for Jumping the Channel
K is for Ken Clean-Air Systems
L is for Lumberjacks
M is for Minister of Silly Walks
N is for Nudge Nudge
O is for One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it
P is for Peaches Bartkowicz
Q is for Queen Erisabeth L
R is for Royal Episode 13
S is for Scotsman on a Horse
T is for Terrys
U is for Underwater plays
V is for Vicar of St. Loony Up the Cream Bun and Jam
W is for Whizzo Butter
X is for Ximeneth
Y is for You're no fun Anymore
Z is for Zepplin
Pacing of My Heart Chapter 2Pacing of My Heart Chapter 2Pacing of My Heart Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Dash, ah can't do this anymore." Applejack looked down, afraid of what would be on Dash's face. "We need to tell our friends bout us. You know ah'm horrible at keeping secrets." It had been a few weeks since AJ and Rainbow had started dating and they still kept it a secret from their friends.
Dash snickered. "Yeah, I think I knew that from the start. 'Me an' Dash were-a justn', uh, having a roll in the hay. Rasslin! We were-a rasslin!" she imitated in an exaggeration of Applejack's accent. "We're just lucky that was Pinkie Pie. I'm not sure I could handle one of Rarity's wink winks and smirks."
AJ had a slight smile despite herself, but quickly became stern. "This is serious, Dash! Ah need your support in this."
Dash gave a small nod and dashed over to the farmer's side. "Hey," she said, wrapping her wings around her, "if that's what you want, fine. Honestly, I've felt bad about hiding it too. But we'll get i
When Trey Came to Town: Ch 4 Somewhere, in the confines of their home, a particular pony mulls over their scheme.When Trey Came to Town: Ch 44 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Everything going just as planned. I’ve released Spike, making sure he thinks he went to Canterlot, and it appears that the target has made a good relationship with Twilight. A simple spell was all it took to make them instant friends! For some unexplainable reason, they already had some kind of bond, and all I had to do was tweak that with my magic, and poof! Friends. What that bond is, I don’t know, but it doesn’t matter. Soon, Trey will be mine, forever!
* * *
Mixed feelings filled Trey in that moment. Excitement, to be able to experience what it meant to be a pony. Apprehension, for fear that something might go wrong, or that it won’t be like what he had imagined. Hunger, because he was hungry.
He stood in the cen
Pacing of My Heart Chapter 3Pacing of My Heart Chapter 3Pacing of My Heart Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"But you simply must!" Rarity exclaimed.
"No!" Rainbow Dash and Applejack simultaneously yelled.
"Come on, girls. Rarity and I pulled a lot of strings." The two ponies looked disbelievingly at her. "Alright, I got Celestia to pull some strings. But I helped! You wouldn't believe what people would do to get rid of an overdue book. I've ran up a few favors," she said with a smirk.
"Wow, Twi. Didn't know you had blackmail in you. That's pretty cool! But, still, the answer is NO!"
"Me and Rainbow ain't goin' to go to some fancy schmancy fru-fru restaurant as our first date!"
"But darliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!" The two loveponies eyed widened. Rarity was going into whine mode. "Me, Twilight and even the Princess went through alllll this work just for you! Does our help not matter?" She gasped. "You don't like us, do youuuuuu? You just throw all our help back in our face!"
"Alright!" Rainbow was the first to crack. "We'll do it." Rarity's expression br
When Trey Came to Town: Ch 5 Rainbow Dash tore through the morning sky, a faint rainbow streak in her wake. Flying high above the few clouds, the blue pony aimlessly soared through the air. However, the usual gusto she had when flying was not present. As much as she loved to fly, her heart wasn’t really in it; her mind was elsewhere, wandering back to the night before, replaying the scene over and over...When Trey Came to Town: Ch 54 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dash alighted next to Applejack as she was leaving Sweet Apple Acres.
“Hey, Applejack. Can I talk with you?” Dash said, slightly nervous.
“Sure Sugarcube. Whatcha wanna talk about?”
They continued down the path in silence for a moment until Rainbow found the right words to say.
SV Chapter 5 War is....well, hell if I knowChapter 5SV Chapter 5 War is....well, hell if I know3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rainbow Dash: War is ..well, hell if I know!
The weather had been strange. With each passing day the clouds grew thicker, darker, and heavier. A few months back they had been white, beautiful and scattered sparsely throughout the true blue. Now it was as though there was no sky at all, just a large mass of gloomy haze. Then there were days when there wasn't a cloud in sight but still everything felt off. The sky wasn't the same blue and the sun the sun was the strangest of them all. It seemed too dim but too bright, too warm yet too cold. And the way it hung, no, the way it dragged through the sky was almost eerie. Sure the nights had been strange as well; the clouds would almost completely disperse and the moon shown brighter and larger in the sky, but it didn't have the same edginess the days had.
Today was one of those cloudy days and soaring through the grey sky was a young seraph. Her speed was too high for casual loitering a
No Foalin' - A MLP FiM fanfic"SPIIIIIKE!!!"No Foalin' - A MLP FiM fanfic4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Thinking my best friend, Twilight Sparkle, was being murdered (That's what that scream sounded like, trust me.), I rushed over to the front door of the library from my bed in five seconds flat. I probably knocked over a shelf or two, but who really cares about breakable artefacts, anyways?
I knew Twilight was at Doctor Whoof's, but she wouldn't tell me what for. My nerves heightened and my spikey tail twitched when I saw the tears dripping from her eyes as she explained what had happened.
"You remember when I went to that magic convention with Crescent Moon a few weeks ago, Spike?" My lilac unicorn friend said, surprisingly calm for her obvious state of mind.
"Yeah " I muttered, wondering where this story was going. A blue stallion, that convention, a doctor's appointment, I was officially confused.
"Well, more than what you think happened that night, and now I have to pay for my mistakes." Twilight started to cry harder. "I'm "
"You're what?" I said as my hear
Final Dream of a Filly Ch. 3The funeral was a modest affair. The town gathered up a collection and the mortician was even kind enough to donate a simple black coffin for the sake of holding her. It almost didn't seem real as Scootaloo stared down into the open casket and examined the tiny bundle within. They had done a good job, she admitted. She still only looked asleep, a small smile permanently hovering on her face from her final dream. Scootaloo turned away and cast her gaze to the sky, a sigh causing her to shudder. The weather team hadn't been able to clear the skies. Why, she didn't know, but the day was somber in its muted gray sky that occasionally rumbled with the softest rumbles of thunder.Final Dream of a Filly Ch. 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"It's time, Scootaloo we should take our places." It was the mare who spoke, beckoning the filly away from the casket to stand beside it instead. She had positioned them to watch the approaching procession of friends and loved ones that heavily trod to the filly's final resting place. Upon seeing Applebloom and
Final Dreams of a Filly Ch. 2Scootaloo stared down at herself silently. Regret flooded her as thoroughly as the tears that slid down her face. "There was so much I was gonna do I never found my special talent in life and earned my cutie mark I never thought it would end like this. Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and I were all going to do it together. This is a nightmare " The thought quieted her. This was a nightmare and that was all that it could be. She rounded on the mare, eyes narrowed. "This is messed up, ya know that?! What gives you the right?! Why?!"Final Dreams of a Filly Ch. 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It had been countless centuries of the same question. The mare closed her eyes and thought for a moment, wondering how she still never quite had a good answer. After a moment her eyes opened and extended one of her wings as if to beckon the filly near. "I wish I had a better answer, but this isn't a nightmare, Scootaloo. You you fell asleep and the temperature dropped so suddenly. There was nothing anypony could have done " As s
Final Dreams of a Filly Ch. 4The world felt like it had exploded around her. Suddenly, needles of ice punctured her lungs. The metallic taste of blood tinged her lips and for some reason she was burning alive. In the distance she could hear sirens wailing and terse, anxious voices barking out orders and choppy directions. None of them made any sense and she was being eaten from the inside out with fear. Scootaloo struggled to even remember what had happened that had led to this, but her thoughts were sluggish and she couldn't seem to collect them.Final Dreams of a Filly Ch. 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Only once the world came to a shuddering halt did she realize that she was in an ambulance. Before she could invest in the thought, she felt herself slip from consciousness and she was plunged into complete darkness. It didn't last long - or it didn't seem to. What felt like seconds later she opened her eyes and tried to sit up with a start. Her entire body was convulsing and trembling, but she could feel her heartbeat raging away within her frail chest.
A strong set of
RariTwi Romantic RendezvousRariTwi Romantic Rendezvous4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Twilight Sparkle's Raritastic Romantic Rendezvous
Warning: Contains innuendo and kissing.
~*~ Chapter 1 ~*~
"See y'all soon!" yelled Applejack as she dashed off towards her home on the Sweet Apple Acres farm.
Twilight Sparkle and Rarity each lifted a hoof to wave goodbye to their tomboyish, cowboy-hat-adorned friend the morning after Twilight's first sleepover.
"Well, darling, I should be getting back to my boutique, myself," said Rarity, turning to start walking the other way down the streets of Ponyville.
Twilight forced a smile as her beautiful friend bid her adieu, but she had difficulty maintaining it when Rarity turned. The purple filly suddenly reached out, taking a step forward and lightly grasping Rarity's tail in her mouth. When the blue-haired beauty stopped to look back, Twilight let go of her tail. "Wait a moment, Rarity, please." She had a twinkle in her eyes reminiscent of an Equestria-shattering importance.
"Hm? Yes, Twilight, dear?" asked Rari
Footprints To HeavenFootprints To Heaven13 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
As i sit here listening
to the song that makes me cry
I take out my blade and slide
it across my arm.
I sit there not knowing whats going
on, i cant wait to leave.
I cant wait to walk up that stairway to heaven.
10 minutes later, I look down and see the beautiful
sunset straight ahead.
I look behind me and see
so many lonely souls. As I start to walk along,
this lonely path,
I think of you.
It's not your fault i made this foolish mistake,
I'm sorry if im hurting you right now,
I guess i wasnt strong enough.
But you have to be stronger then me
and move on, im sorry i have caused you
pain in the past.
I know your standing by my grave,
there was so many things i had to
tell you before i went away.
Remember even though you dont see me
I am here watching your beautiful eyes
cry, and watching you sleep.
I am here watching you smile and watching
you go on with your life.
I wish i could of touched your face
before i left. I still have that
song in my head..a beautiful song it is,
A song that i
More Than Two SistersMore Than Two SistersMore Than Two Sisters3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The balmy summer night settled around the old house. A gentle breeze blew through the rocky field and into the open window, playing with her mane gently. She stared out at the quiet surroundings of the farm house, then up to the clear star filled sky. The moon was out in its full glory once more, washing over everything with its soft night light.
Octavia let out a soft sigh as she moved from the window and back into her old room. The three beds lined up to give each enough space from the next, a small desk next to each of them, and dressers along the wall. It was a comfy abode for three foals and a home she hadn't rested in for a long while.
She could see the form of her pink younger sister sleeping soundly in her bed, tuckered out from an energetic day spent with her family. It really had been too long since they'd last spent such a fun time as a family. She'd missed the feeling; it was nice seeing her parents and getting to spend time with her hyper active young
SV Chapter 1 War is NecessaryChapter 1SV Chapter 1 War is Necessary4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Twilight Sparkle: War is Necessary
Arms swaying at her sides, occasionally brushing against her skirt, a woman walked down an organized, clean hall way. Her head held up high, she walked with purpose. With each step the heels of her boots made contact with the pale gold marble floor to let out a sharp and authoritative click. Her demeanor did not waste it's presence for each person she passed either greeted her politely or stood at attention until she was several steps ahead. By now she had come to acknowledge the reactions, hardly noticing them, much different from when she first received such respect, which had left her flustered and embarrassed.
Still, nothing escaped her wandering gaze. Should one of the men linger too long in the hallway or a group of woman giggle amongst themselves to loudly (or if they giggled at all dependent on her mood), she was quick to make her existence known without a single utterance, perhaps an annoyed clearing of the throat
Only a Dream 1Only a Dream 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sarah watched as her ten-year old son climbed out of the pool, shaking his shaggy blond hair out of his eyes. He looked so much like Ambrosious when he did that, she couldn't help but laugh at him. Hearing her laughter, he looked in her direction. His blue eyes lit up with a mischievous fire as he hurried towards her. Standing, she backed away from him as he dripped his way nearer.
"Don't you dare, young man!" she said, for her she knew what he was attempting. She had just finished drying off, and she had no intention of getting wet again. He smirked and kept stalking her. This was a game they played, the two of them. His twin sister was more likely to sneak up while she wasn't looking and throw a bucket of water on her.
As her son made a lunge for her, his arms open, she stepped sideways and nudged him back into the water. He came up a moment later, whining, "Mooooom! You never let me get you That's not fair!"
"Allow me," came a soft, familiar voice from behind her. Before she co
Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 4Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 4 starring Princess Celestia and her faithful student Twilight SparkleMuch Ahoof About Nothing Part 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Moments later, there was a loud whoosh as a multi-coloured streak flew overhead and Rainbow Dash came in to land on the cloud not far away from the assembled group and quickly trotted up to them.
"It's so awesome that you guys could all come!" she said, grinning at her friends. Then she bowed to Celestia and Luna, saying "Spitfire sends her apologies, Your Highnesses - she's still not happy with some of the choreography and she wants to fit in as much rehearsal as possible before tonight."
Celestia smiled. "It sounds as if you have a wonderful show prepared for us tonight."
Rainbow nodded enthusiastically, but then frowned suddenly. "I just hope everything goes according to plan " and nopony screws anything up! A vision of a certain blonde-maned Pegasus pony with quizzical eyes appeared before her and she resisted groaning out loud.
TMNT: Liz's Beginning Ch 1 A Normal WorldChapter 1: A Normal WorldTMNT: Liz's Beginning Ch 1 A Normal World1 year ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
A long and merciless winter gave in to the rays of sunlight, bringing life to awaken once again. Spring for all was the season of new beginnings and life. The warmth of the new season brought many fierce storms upon the grand city that never sleeps. Usually people would just run for cover to save themselves from getting wet from natures gift.
As its citizens ran for cover to escape the droplets of rain, one young lady continued to sit on a metal park bench beneath the oak. Elizabeth Gordon spent most of her free time in Central Park, especially if she was lucky enough to be there when it wasn’t too crowded. Normally people would duck and cover from the harshness of the raging storm, but she enjoyed it really.
The roars and crashes of the darkened clouds continued to release their mighty sounds down upon the earth. To Liz, the fearsome bangs of the storm were like the drums of the skies beating its rhythmic sound of its powerful music. She closed her eyes
ATLA - Ocean TribeOcean Tribes - A Fan-Created Culture in the Avatar:Last Airbender WorldATLA - Ocean Tribe8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
To look at the "official" maps of the Avatar's world, one would think that the fastest way from Ba Sing Se to the Capitol of the Fire Nation would be to sail East. In truth, a vast ocean stretches between the two, dotted with small islands. Few larger than Tasmania, the largest, Loh'Kia, is half the size of New Zealand. These islands, the reefs surrounding them, and the vast ocean are home to the Ocean Tribes.
The Great Ocean is highly heterogeneous. Some regions are over deep abyssal trenches. Others are shallow seas with treacherous reefs like the Carribean. This makes navigating the Great Ocean extremely hazardous to those unfamiliar with it. These natural defenses have kept the Ocean Tribes safe from outside invasion for centuries.
The Ocean Tribes have kept fairly isolated from the rest of the world. In the far past, conflicts with both the Fire Nation and the E
Brock/Frying PanBrock/Frying Pan3 years ago in Drama More Like This
This was wrong, he thought to himself. This was wrong, it had always been wrong, and it was not going to become right anytime soon. Maybe he could have blamed growing up with so many hungry male siblings and spending the preponderance of his time around kitchen utensils. Maybe it was the fact that he was the only child in the family with reasonable cooking skills, as his mother burned boiling water and his father had reappeared from his Pokemon journey not days before Brock left Pewter City to travel with Ash and Misty. Or maybe he felt this way because Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny and the rest of the women he pursued never gave him the time of day.
He had no rational explanation for his emotions. He only knew this: Brock Harrison was literally pansexual, for he was in love with his trusty frying and drying pan.
During the day, Brock was easily able to contain his deviant desires. He acted like himself then, chasing beautiful women with voluptuous figures and imposing his gentle phil
Final Dreams of a Filly Ch. 1The moon was chillingly beautiful. The young filly watched it silently; a rare moment of reverence for her normally exuberant personality. A chill ran through her tiny frame and she pulled the thin material closer around her fledgling wings, trying to trap her frail body heat beneath the scarlet cape and emblem. A smile pulled at the corner of her mouth as her lavender eyes caught sight of the insignia. The symbol glittered in the moonlight, tendrils of frost having begun to collect on the surface of the cape. Winter was coming - and soon.Final Dreams of a Filly Ch. 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Her eyes fell away from the frost as she dismissed it. So what if it was cold? The filly nestled closer betwixt the wooden beams of her residence and closed her eyes tight in defiance. There was no time to worry about that now. Now it was time to sleep. Every filly knew the moon meant that, and even she didn't have the energy to fight its silent nocturne. "Goodnight, mom. Goodnight, dad. I love you " she called out softly. The answer was the sam
LeeJay Request: SxJ VulnerableDisclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or the song in the story below.LeeJay Request: SxJ Vulnerable4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A sophomore chipette walked down the crowded hallway of the high school, used to the tall lockers and could smell the familiarity of freshly printed paper and newly sharpened pencils. She herself was carrying her honors biology and advanced algebra books close to her chest, with her purple shoulder bag carrying everything else. It contained all of her folders, binders, extra paper, pens, pencils, white-out She did always believe in being prepared.
However, nothing could have prepared the teenage chipette for the events that would unfold that day.
"Hey Simon," she said sullenly to the young chipmunk, who was waiting for her outside their second period biology class.
"Good morning, Jeanette. Are you alright?" Simon replied, worried by her tone.
"Of course. Why wouldn't I be?" Jeanette nearly snapped in a tone that Simon would never think he'd hear from her.
"Woah, Jeanette, I'm sorry
E X I T M U S I CE X I T M U S I C12 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
E X I T M U S I C [--for the soul--]
She was silent in her return and I was just
a forgotten fairy-tale. My wings were gone
my heart decayed
and my soul was untouched.
She was awake from her sleep and I had
remembered her eyes, dim but cacophonous,
still pulchritudinous when I needed information.
I took a different approach for my next
inspiration--this was the beginning but
it was her exit--
Relying on Infinite as I gain back
60 seconds of my life without your approval.
I observed every gallon of .oxygen.
Die Reflection DieDie Reflection Die13 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Whenever i look in the mirror,
I see this person that hates herself.
I see a person with cut marks on her arm.
I see someone who thinks they are invisible.
Whenever i look in the mirror,
my fear begins to run down my face,
my tears begin to run out of my skin.
Whenever i look in the mirror,
I see someone who cares so much for you,
I see someone who would die for you,
I see someone who would go to the
end of the world for you.
Whenever i look in the mirror,
I see someone who thinks your the most
beautiful person in this world.
I see someone who's waiting for you.
Nothing is more beautiful then
your love, nothing is more beautiful
then you and me together.
No matter what I will make things
better. No matter how hurt
I am, I will allways have you in my mind.
No words can describe how much i miss you
how much i think of you
how much i bleed for you
please come back to me.
Whenever i look in the mirror,
I see someone that misses you.
Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 3Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 3 starring Princess Celestia and her faithful student Twilight SparkleMuch Ahoof About Nothing Part 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Later that day Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, dressed in the new gowns that Rarity had designed especially for the Spring Moon Festival, were waiting in the Town Square in the clear and mild spring air for Twilight to arrive with their transportation.
"I thought we were going by air balloon," said Pinkie Pie with some disappointment. The truth was, she loved flying in it every opportunity she could get.
"Now darling," said Rarity indulgently. "That's scarcely a dignified way for us to arrive in Canterlot, all squashed together in that tiny gondola! Besides, it's traditional when travelling to Canterlot to go by coach."
"That reminds me," said Applejack. "I wonder who Twi's gonna get to pull it this time everypony is awful busy at the moment, what with all the spring cleanin' and plantin' goin' on."
Just then there was a sharp clatter of cartwhe