A rant on fangirlsYou know what pisses me off?A rant on fangirls7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
They ruined yaoi for me completely. Now I can't say "yaoi" without someone thinking I'm rabid like they are. It's annoying. I like slash. I love slash. I actually prefer slash. But those Mary Sues who slash anything with a dick are giving us sane fans a bad name.
Because they're afraid of their own vaginas (BOO! I said the v-word. Vagina vagina vagina! Go tell your mommies now.) all women must be whiny little bitches and whores who try to rip the smexy troo luv of the two main men apart. Yes, Kairi haters, I mean you. And that's not even just in the yaoi section. Hello Het fangirls, get the fuck back here, you're just as guilty. Can you say Lyn/Eliwood and Ninian/Eliwood? Yeah, I thought you could. The sad thing is that they're actually convinced that this is how the character acts in cannon and go far out of their way to bash them relentlessly.
Usually, the grammar is atrocious.
The Elements of YouI. FireThe Elements of You4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sometimes fire cleanses
It destroys everything in it's path
But this serves to create something new
The ashes always bring with them new life
Theres a fire within you
I've known it from day one
You release it in your touch
They say fire is just another word for passion
I guess that would fit you well
Your hands as they trace over my body
I can feel the heat
and surely, they bring with them the fire
Every piece of me that you touched was destroyed
and I became someone new
I was cleansed
Sometimes fire only burns
and in the end
your touch simply left me scarred
The element that fits you best
I can see it in your eyes
It's ability to be anywhere
It cannot be contained
It cannot be stopped
You can feel it but never can you hold it
You refuse to be captured
You need to be free
Like the wind, I could never touch you
But how I felt you as you brushed against my heart
A breeze, quiet and soft against the skin
In time, the air around you changed
Good EnoughGood Enough11 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Good Enough (For You)
I try so hard, but it's so damn hard
being such a fuck up like me
all I want is to be perfect for you,
but I know I'll never be
I just want you to be happy.
I'm sorry I am how I am
I've never been what you want me to be
and I know I never can
I wish that I was normal
and I know you wish that I was too
I wish I wasn't me
so I could be good enough for you
I want to be normal and pretty,
I want to be smart and funny
not just a stupid psycho bitch
with no life,no friends,and no money
I want to make you happy, not depressed
I want to be more than you've had, not less
I know you would have never guessed
that one fucked up bitch could bring so much stress
I'm sorry if you thought I was different
or if you hoped that I might be someday
but I'm a piece of shit and a waste of skin
and I'll always be that way
I wish that I was normal.
I know you wish that I was too
I wish I wasn't me,
wish I was good enough for you
just get the hell away from me
or you'll never live life hap
Please Don't Touch The Horns - KarkatYou flinch.Please Don't Touch The Horns - Karkat2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"You dropped this, asshat." It's him.
"Karkat. Hi. What a nice surprise," you say. He hands you a screwed up piece of paper. Please say it's not the the note. You unravel it, with Karkat still peering over your shoulder.
It's not the note. It's one of the many drafts of the note. You stuff it away quickly before he can read it. Since he has nothing better to do now he sits down next to you.
"I got your note. The one on pale red paper in silver gel pen saying 'happy birthday' in fancy-ass writing," he says grumpily.
"Someone's not in the best of moods. Did you read the message at the end?" you say, saving your work and shutting your laptop. You pack it away while he digs the note out and starts to read the rest in his head. He obviously didn't see it before.
He reads it, and blinks rapidly every so often as he does. A small blush starts to form on his cheeks and it deepens as he stares at the paper. You're pretty sure he's finished reading the extra two sentences you added i
Please Don't Touch The Horns - Kankri"How's it going, _____?"Please Don't Touch The Horns - Kankri2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Fine. Please don't sneak up on me like that, Kankri," you say, shuffling over slightly so he can sit next to you.
He's in the year above you but that doesn't stop you from having a crush. His younger brother Karkat is in your class and you speak to him a lot so you'd say you know the Vantas family pretty well.
"I'm sorry if my action was at all triggering. It was completely-"
"No, no, no, it's fine. It just took me by surprise and I didn't know who it was," you say quickly, cutting him off.
"...Still, I apologise." He peers over at what you're typing. "What are you typing?"
"Oh, just some homework while I was waiting," you say nonchalantly.
"Waiting for whom, may I ask? Would it be me?"
You take a deep breath. "Yeah, you. Listen, did you get my card?"
"The birthday one? Yes, yes I did. It was very thoughtful of you." You wait. "I was intrigued by the message at the end though."
You thought he'd never ask, but you play it down. "I don't...remember...a specific
USUK - I Hate You pg. 3"England?"USUK - I Hate You pg. 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
England looked up, his tired eyes not fully registering what was around him. He vaguely remembered that he was in the conference room. A meeting had just ended and he'd thought everyone else had left. The only reason he wasn't gone too, was... Well, he didn't really know why. His legs just couldn't seem to support him. Yawning widely, he whispered, "Alf-America...?"
"A-Ah, no, Canada." Canada laughed nervously. England stared at him blankly for a minute and then rubbed his eyes.
"What do you want?" he asked quietly, as if he was unable to raise his voice above a whisper.
Canada gulped and said, "W-Well you just seem so tired, England... I wanted to know if you were okay..." England thought he heard a deep sadness in the other nation's voice, but he couldn't be sure. Sleep-deprivation was overriding everything.
"I'm fine," he lied as another yawn hit. "I just... Couldn't sleep last night..."
"Why? Does the reason have to do with..." Canada looked away and his voice was trembl
HauntedMy memoryHaunted2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
her gaze, glimpse
soul whose eyes
moves in rhythm
for what may
be, with songs
of joyful mirth
I dwell as
her eyes stand
cannot be measured
by any metric
AutumnLike ivyAutumn2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My thoughts curled up around my heart.
They made it freeze and stop.
Like the wind
My thoughts rushed their existance.
Like a raindrop
I couldn't provide resistance.
And soon I was gone.
Thrill.[Pokemon - Ash/Gary Fanfiction; See Description for Info]Thrill.8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Gary, what are you-"
He's cut off as he inhales abruptly, his back hitting the wall. Gary walks closer, stalks closer, and his eyes are shining, like some kind of merciless predator. Then he is growling, almost purring, deep in his throat, and Ash changes his mind, deciding that no, Gary's eyes are shining much more like a cat in heat.
As Gary's hand slides along the wall to settle up above Ash's head, he's leaning in close, looking down through those half-lidded eyes. And Ash is shuttering, not because he's afraid, but because he's intimidated. Intimidated and just a bit turned on.
He's whispering, in that deep, throaty voice Ash only gets to hear when he's challenging him. His eyes are smoldering, and his breath is hitching, and he's close, so close, almost touching him, and all Ash can think about is how hot he is, and how hot Gary is, because he can feel the body heat just rolling off o
Team Fortress 2 - The Mercs Get REAL JobsWhen Mann Co runs out of money, how will our favorite group of crazed men survive? Why, by getting REAL jobs, of course!Team Fortress 2 - The Mercs Get REAL Jobs2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Attention! I want all men to my personal office at once! This is an emergency! RUN, FOOLS, RUN!”
There was a crazed clatter of boots and various weapons as the men of Mann Co grabbed their weapons, heading out of their rooms and racing off towards Saxton Hale’s office.
“Out of way, little man-babies!” Heavy roared, thundering past like a raging bull and nearly flattening Sniper as he ran.
“I’ll have you court-marshaled for that, sir!” Soldier shouted, and both men paused in the hallway. “I am a superior officer!”
“Superior at being stupid!” Heavy retorted, but before they could get into a fight, they were halted by Spy. “Gentlemen,” he said, puffing lightly on his cigarette as he contemplated his next words. “We do not have time to argue like petty children. We have re
Halloween-MelloxNearHalloweenHalloween-MelloxNear7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A MelloxNear Fanfic
Mello, can I hold your hand? Near asked. They were done with trick-or-treating for the night and were lying in bed. Why? The blonde mumbled rubbing his face. Im scared Near whimpered. Of what? Nothings going to get you Mello opened his eyes to look at the silver-haired boy. They say the demons come out on Halloween, and theyre free to wreak havoc Near was usually so reserved with his emotions, he seemed apathetic all the time. It was a bit shocking to see him whimpering in fear. Mello sighed and lifted his arm up. Near crawled into his arms and cuddled into his chest.
Dont get too comfortable, this wont happen every time your scared Mello said. Near didnt care, this could suffice him for the rest of his life. He sighed as he listened as Mellos voice reverberated through his chest. He smells, like sweat, candy, and detergent Near thought,
And this dies with youAnd this dies with you3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You walk down this barren pathway, scraping my fingers at empty walls
This world is nothing but a spiders web, leading each to another
But something is dying in me, something i never wanted to have
But i shall help you repress this away, memories to be locked away
And something will die in you, and i'll share this with you
Despair and romance, i can only choose one to have
This heart of forgotten rhymes and love, beating it's cold drum
It dosen't really matter if i can't share what i want
Memories and wine twisting done the line, another slick taste of god's creation
Trying to lie again won't help me down the line, but i'll help you keep it up
If it means that i can help, and i'll feel a little better inside
Knowing a smile is all i can do in this world battered away
And something will die in you, and i'll share this with you
Despair and romance, i can only choose one to have
This heart of forgotten rhymes and love, beating it's cold drum
It dosen't really matter if i can't share wh
It Makes Me Feel WorthlessThe way that you treat me,It Makes Me Feel Worthless3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It makes me feel worthless
As if my whole existence is just a mistake
It makes me seem as if myself being here,
Is just fate playing with me
As if living longer is just a trick,
And sometime soon I will die
The way that you treat me,
It makes me cry,
Every word you criticize me with,
It makes me die inside,
And it makes me hurt knowing that you don't care
You only care about yourself
The way that you treat me,
Reminds me of a relationship I've had before,
Where when this event happened...
The blame went on me,
Even though it was something I didn't even know about
But it was still my fault
I don't see why you have to hurt me,
You don't need to make me feel bad
Stop it and just accept that things in life are certain ways
I am not the reason why life sucks,
So just stop blaming me,
You're the only one who can control your life,
And your life is the only life you're supposed to control,
Hikaris TormentHikaris TormentHikaris Torment6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hikari sighed as she walked down a barely visible path, deep in the heart of a forest. It had been a while since she had decided to travel on her own, but she still found it hard to have no other people to talk to - Pokemon didn't make the best conversationalists. When she was still traveling with Ash and Brock, she at least wasn't alone when they got lost, as she was now. Frustrated, she sat down on a log to think.
After a while, she could hear voices coming from the direction she was heading. Without hesitating, she began walking again, hoping to find someone that could help her out of her predicament. She neared a clearing and paused; the women she saw were familiar to her, but in an undesirable way. They were members of Team Galaxy, who she had a bit of a bad history with. She had foiled a plan of theirs to capture some Legendary Pokemon, and played a part in finding them new places to live and hide in safety. Since then, she had trouble with them on numerous occasi
the discoverythis endless morning made mythe discovery3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
eyes ache and i found that
lying in bed doesn't really solve
much at all.
and endless words tore up my mind
[the worst kind of words, too - ugly
wrapped up in beauty
the kind that used to find their way out of
your twisted lips]
and by the time i forced them
away, my brain was in shreds
and an endless thumping exploded
behind my eyes
and through my veins
rattling my bones, and
chattering my teeth
and i couldn't make it stop
no matter how much
muddy tea i drank from clinking china.
but today i finally looked out
the window, and
the sun was beautiful and
the wind was gusting like it had
somewhere better to be
and the clouds were drifting slowly by
like in a miyazaki movie i saw once.
so maybe i'll go outside, because
this endless morning made my
and, darling, i found that lying in bed
doesn't really solve much at all.
Imprinted - PrologueImprintedImprinted - Prologue3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The first time the Nord walked upon the earth of Whiterun, she felt a strange zing in the air, as though something were to happen here. She would walk through the street throughout the day for weeks, completing tasks set by the Jarl. She was dragonborn - an ultra-rare type of person. Dragonborn was able to summon dragons, halt dragons and force them to land, travel at unbelievable speeds almost anything you could imagine that was associated with a dragon. The Nord knew she was different, and all those around her knew she was different, but she didn't know of this special power she had, nor of the dragonborn. She found herself, one day, standing in front of an ancient, tavern-like structure. The building was completely made of wood. Out of curiosity, she crept forward, and set the door ajar. From then on, her life changed completely.
Formerly known from the Dark Brotherhood, The Nord, Lupina, stepped inside the ancient building. She was quickly greeted by an ol
The Kitten and the Wolf Ch. 1The Kitten and the Wolf Ch. 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Kitten and the Wolf
Chapter One-The Wrong Way to Say Hello
Di'kana remembered the day she came to Whiterun as if it were yesterday, though it was indeed many months ago.
It had been gloomy the day she had marched up the road from Riverwood, moving as fast as she could with her bow drawn just in case she ran afoul of wolves or otherwise. She'd survived Helgen, and been asked to tell the Jarl of Whiterun that there was a dragon to worry about... perhaps more than one. It had just began to rain on her as the road pitched downwards along the slope, the falls thundering down next to her and Whiterun appearing in the distance upon it's rocky perch. She was thankful to see it; it was too cold for her Khajiit blood to find any joy in being outside, and her exposed tail was sure to get sodden and freeze in the wind if she stayed out in the rain. With the city in sight as well as guards wearing Whiterun's brand on their shields, she saw fit to put her weapon away and begin a
Rise: Planet ofthe Apes ReviewRise: Planet ofthe Apes Review3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Rise of the Planet of the Apes review
Dr. Will Rodman (James Franco) is developing a formula call AZ-12 which promises to repair cells in the human brain; a process which he promises will cure diseases like Alzheimer's Disease because his father Charles (John Lithgow) is suffering from it. Testing the formula on chimpanzees, a newborn baby chimp is saved from euthanasia and given to Will who quickly discovers the cure that was injected in the chimp's mother was passed on genetically and has thus boosted the intelligence of the ape whom he names Caesar (Andy Serkis).
8 years pass since then and Caesar's intellect has increased but Charles's condition has worsened, getting him heckled by a rude neighbor whom Caesar attacks to protect Charles. He is sent to an primate zoo where he quickly discovers the harsh reality and the cruelties of man, namely from a dick named Dodge (Tom Felton). But these cruelties push him to the breaking point as he decides it's time to stop this so he steals a m
Book of OronionA long time ago, Oronians use to be robotic beings with no emotion. Their only productive motive was to live and die. Until one day, a curious spirit was born on the planet of Oronion. He grew up with emotions, and a curious personality. Many Oronians were amazed from the things he built. He even built a ship one day. He used it to travel out the boundaries of Oronion. Once he came back, he brought a "disease". The DNA of a human from the planet Earth. The DNA spreads among the Oronian race, giving all of them emotions of their own, including the ability to become a human being. They were all afraid, they were on the brink of becoming insane. Until, one kind voice tells all of them: "Everything will be alright. Have no fear.". No one on Oronion did fear after that. The planet grew accustomed to their new blood, and to their new life, as Oronion lived on as a pure world...until now.Book of Oronion3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Oronion is currently a quiet planet. Due to this, it's not well known.
VoicesDo you hear the moan of morning rhymesVoices2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
By the people in their endless time
As the morning dew breaks the day
Back to where the city-lights once laid
The lamp-posts are filled with black starlight
As the children run in their flight
With cries of sorrow, cries of pain
The old houses creaking with disdain
Acidic puddles of blood-wet tears
Remain on the street through all these years
As the cracks have hid the crumbled dust
Within these roads of bone and rust
The melody of the birds is lost
To the screeches and screaming loss
There are people cowering in the dark
Murmuring, whispering their tortured remarks
Flames ignite the world in fire
Lit upon the tongues in anguishing desire
As their throats filled with dying noises
Give way to the empty voices...
Birth of PoetryI tangled my fingers in the curls of the universe,Birth of Poetry4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
pulled. The earth fell out: round, warm, spinning.
Awkward and shy, she wondered how she got here; how
a rock that got wet and grew moss could be significant.
So I scooped her up in my fingers, breathed her scent:
(lilies and oceans and ozone and forests and fish and birds
and whales and rain and the empty elegance in wolf howls)
death and life. I found chaos
and knew beauty.
The Girl with the Voice - FarkasThe moment the girl walked into the hall of Jorrvaskr, he knew that he had seen her before. It took some time, but Farkas eventually recalled where he remembered her from. Months ago, the Companions of which he was a part were tasked with responding to a complaint from Severio Pelagia. The man reported a giant had been harassing him and attacking him as he worked on his farm. He'd not been able to work the land for weeks and his cabbage crop was close to eradication. Aela and Ria joined him, making the short hike south to the farm to investigate and ultimately deal with the massive pest.The Girl with the Voice - Farkas3 years ago in Drama More Like This
As luck would have it, Severio had noticed the giant had a particular pattern, and shortly after the three arrived at the farm, it wandered on to the man's property just as he predicted. It was a fierce foe and despite their incredible prowess in battle, gave the Companions some trouble. The gargantuan creature caught Ria's leg with its massive club, hobbling her and sending her reeling b
Moon, Chapter 1: ModelingBy all accounts, this was wrong.Moon, Chapter 1: Modeling3 years ago in Romance More Like This
He was a high-ranking member of the Companions, a member of the Circle itself. An officer of one of the most revered organizations in all of Skyrim. He didn't have time for romance. And, if he did, it would be with a strong Nord woman well-versed on the fields of battle, someone he could fight back to back with. Not...this. Not her.
But none of these thoughts comforted him when he saw her there. They only resonated and strengthened the one true thought screaming in his mind.
This is wrong. This is all wrong. It wasn't supposed to be this way.
He hadn't even noticed the shop going up, and by all accounts, he should have. It's not every day that a new building is erected in Whiterun. It's not as though they have a lot of space, and what few houses they do have are crammed together like fish in a fisherman's net. Although, he thought, it wasn't exactly like it was out in front near the gates or Jorrvaskr itself, either. Because of the aforem
3 Days Regret - Part 7Celestia's burning sun hovered sternly out of reach, basking Ponyville with the light of the inevitable day. All Rainbow Dash could do was wait, wait for her hopes and dreams to crumble around her as her friend's voices echoed in her ears. 'You will see your girlfriend tomorrow.' Rainbow's hoof slowly slid down the pane of glass as she lowered her sight from the window feeling the recurring pain as she limped over to Rarity's bed. Rainbow gazed down to her best friend curled up in a ball, breathing delicately in her sleep. "I'm sorry." She whispered before limping towards the door.3 Days Regret - Part 73 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Before she could reach the door Rainbow felt something grip around her leg. "Where are you going?" With a sad sigh the injured mare turned to face Fluttershy who's hoof held her in place.
"I just, need some air."
"You just came from the window." Fluttershy responded unmoving from her grip, staring up at her best friend.
Rainbow looked away, wishing she didn't have to talk. "How long have you been watching me