Why Do You ThinkWhy Do You Think4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come back soon, now!" the bartender called.
Dallas pushed the door of the small, crowded resteraunt open and began his long walk back home. Buck had been getting on his nerves lately, insisting that he should know what it is that goes on in Dally's room, that things break constantly. It wasn't his fault the whole damn world made him so angry all the time...
He hadn't even been able to get himself drunk today at the bar. Maybe it was the fact the bartender was catching on to Dallas' real age, or maybe it was the 40 year old prostitutes that made Dallas just want to go home. Not Buck's. His actual father's house.
'It'll all go as always,' Dally thought, as he walked past the streetlights switching on as the day faded slowly. 'I'll walk in, and he'll be drunk as a skunk, twice as smelly, and won't even know who I am.' he jaywalked down the street.
SideShowSEVER pt.1SideShowSEVER pt.15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Spite spread in the darkness. A pernicious desire, that finally is rewarded with bittersweet satisfaction. The air were stuffy and imbued with the salty scent of dry tears and sweat- and first time in his life he could breath free, he sucked the beautiful fragrance of revenge in his lungs . The dark blood smeared into the eclipse and the sfumato border between them disappeared. His eyes glittered as his look glanced fleetingly at the ruby-red tincture, that flew trough the night; he could feel the metallic-sweet taste on his tongue.
One can't describe what joy a killer feels while torturing his victim. One
Down a Slippery SlopeStory: Down a Slippery SlopeDown a Slippery Slope6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Series: The Simpsons
It was a disagreeable place, Krusty studios, albeit hidden behind the front of cheerful buffoonery; the sort of thing he had grown up with, he and his brother watching the Krusty the Clown show in front of the television. However, the backstage was an entirely different matter and it had never occurred to him how very ugly the childrens entertainment business could be until that unfortunate pie-in-the-face-take.
It had seemed innocent enough at the time, and the job offer that followed was cheerfully declined. Since then, he had rejected the same offer an innumerable amount of times, through the various phone calls that he had received from the clown. They varied from simple requests, to begging, to bribes, to threats, and sometimes all of these were in the same phone call. Was it truly so difficult for Krusty to take no for an answer? For him to understand that he, Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, already
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Dear Robert TerwilligerDear Robert Terwilliger5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dear No 24601,
I always wondered if I reacted the same way as you did, when you basically got your ass kicked by a kid. I bet you envy about the person, who was suppose to be your best friend in the world, whenever they make a fool out of you. I wish I could see your face for real, instead of through the looking glass. Your eyes are darker then the night, like part of my soul. I have a dark past, a past I wish I could destroy. The shame of being kicked around by a kid, only because you did a small thing to get your own way. You only wanted to get something for yourself. You knew you deserved it ever since.
He took my life away and he took your dignity away. We are equal. We are one. When that child proved that you framed that Celebrity Star you were thrown into jail. Jeez, talking about shame to the darkest hours by a ten-year-old child. You think you're bad? My kid was full of lies, and he was only six.
You envied the Superstar for his fame.
I envied the kid for his life. I never had
dragonsA creature of myth,dragons8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Or so many believe-
They fill fairytales,
And haunts the past.
It's fierce eyes,
Gazing upon you,
staring into your being-
It's fiery breath,
The stench of lost souls-
Dried blood upon its talons,
A victim of the past-
The dragon's burning heart,
Driving his wings-
To spread his will-
To soar through the sky,
claiming it as his own-
The creatures driven,
By they're own being.
40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
30 Reasons Twilight SucksReasons Twilight Sucks30 Reasons Twilight Sucks6 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Bella is a horny Mary-Sue Queen.
2. Apparently, having a guy glare at you all the time makes them attractive.
3. Vampires sparkle.
4. Twilight shows a seriously abusive relationship as "true love".
5. The weather in Forks is inaccurate.
6. New Moon in a nutshell: "Angst angst, emo, cry, jump off cliff, AAANNNGGSSSTTTT ANGST ANGST yay we're together again!"
7. The entire series is a sexual fantasy.
8. The grammar is very poor.
9. Twilight has basically no plot.
10. Twilight is 150% sexist.
11. The author never researched any of the "facts" she put in the books.
12. The author glamorizes mental disorders, suicide, and stalking.
13. Twilight teaches that disrespecting and abandoning your family is OKAY.
14. The characters have very little background information.
15. Bella uses Jacob a LOT. Some friend she is.
16. Jacob sexually abuses Bella. Some friend he is.
17. Bella love love looovvveeesss Edward's smooth, sparkling, marble stone, pale,
DragonsWhere did they come from?Dragons12 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Where did they go?
Questions to which answers,
No one seems to know.
Beautiful and gentle,
As much as a flower.
They soon disappeared,
Due to man's lust for power.
Only those now
As rare as sages.
Can truely find a dragon
In these modern ages.
Once these creatures
Where the protectors of us all.
Sheltering great civilizations
Until they disappeared, leaving them to fall.
Everyone I know
Is a dragon you see.
I look out for you,
You look out for me.
Dragons will be with us
Through the reaches of time.
In fact there's one sitting here,
Teaching me this rhyme.
una noche de locosok lectores de una vez les dijo esta historia es demasiado pervertida haci que con cuidadouna noche de locos2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Bueno no se como ni cuando sucedió pero estoy aquí en una cama con mi mejor amiga,¿ cuando me enamore de ella? siempre tan gentil dulce y amable nadie en este mundo era mejor que ella pero por que tenia que ser mi mejor amiga? Yo no quiero perderla por culpa de este egoísta amor y no quiero tampoco que ella se aleje de mi , mientras mas lo pienso mas me cuesta el saber que esta pasándome y para terminar todo la amistad, la inocencia y todo o que teníamos ella y yo lo perdimos en una fiesta de graducacion.
Todo empezó la mañana de ayer todo estaba normal y tranquilo todos nerviosos por la graducacion y después la fiesta , en la fiesta el tema era las chicas invitan pero yo rechaze a todas aquellas que me invitan,por alguna extraña razón yo solo esperaba a isabella , despu
Kid The Glutton Pt. 4And, so days passed by and soon slipped into weeks. The test had come and gone. And, Kid, for once barely managed to pass said test without having another OCPD freak out. Sure, he would've prefered to have gotten a perfect score. But, passing was better than failing for the sixth time in a row.Kid The Glutton Pt. 44 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Of course, that wasn't the only change Kid was going through.
For the past few weeks, Kid had gone through a daily routine of gorging himself on food in secret. He'd raid the fridge, cupboards, pantry, anywhere he could for meals and snacks. Then, he'd secretly go out and purchase clothing of a slightly larger size each time to hide his expanding frame. In order to avoid suspicion, he'd simply tell his father or Liz and/or Patti that the cereal had an uneven number of flakes, or the milk had gone bad, or that the crackers weren't perfectly square. He knew that they would believe his lies since they'd probably just think it was part of his OCPD. They thought he was throwing away the food
'The GOP and Lesbian Porn''The GOP and Lesbian Porn'11 years ago in Socio-political More Like This
"The GOP and Lesbian Porn"
by Jay Richard
There was an Election Party at the Campus Center during the 2004 Presidential Election. It started at 8:00 PM and went on until God only knows when. At the time I was in my dorm and talking to people online while following CNN and Yahoo! News. Unfortunately, everyone I knew was either busy, somewhere else, or online and about to leave.
The election was going depressingly well for Bush. I had expected that fear and ignorance would do that sort of thing. I tried not to act too depressed -- there was still California, Florida, and Ohio. I got my scarf and coat and decided to take a ten minute walk to the Campus Center for lack of anything better to do.
There were only two Atkins-friendly soda cans left by the time I arrived. It was all business majors sitting around drinking soda and talking about stuff not relating to the elections, any of the elections, in the damnedest. CNN was on the TVs there, for all the good that did. Two people seemed to a
As Long As We Have Each OtherYouAs Long As We Have Each Other5 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
As long as
we have you
We can't be
Suicide is WRONGWe're driving on the highway,Suicide is WRONG8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
On our way home,
When I spot I homeless man,
Cold and alone.
We come to a red light,
And stop for a while,
The man sees me looking,
He flashes a smile.
This man is insane,
I can see it in his eyes,
He pulls out a gun,
And that's when I realise
What he's about to do,
He's got his mind set on it,
I yell at him to stop,
But he's already done it.
He pulls the trigger,
The gun pointed at his head,
There's a small gun retort,
And a small show of red.
He's taken his life,
When he didn't have to,
He's taken his life,
As many others have, too.
Many young people,
And old ones too,
I want you to know,
Suicide's the wrong thing to do.
Kid The Glutton Pt 3Don't think about food. Don't think about food. Don't think about...dammit, I need something to distract myself. Kid's thoughts echoed.Kid The Glutton Pt 34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He shook his head and sighed. There had to be something that would keep his mind off of the nagging growling of his stomach. But, what?
Of course. he mused to himself, The test. I could keep myself busy by studying.
The young Shinigami then left his room and made his way into the dining room. He sat at the table and placed a few textbooks before him. Arranged, of course, in order both alphabetically and by size. Studying would definitely take his mind off of food. Or, so he hoped.
Kid looked down at his stomach. He was still hungry. He had eaten nearly his weight in pie and he was still hungry.
Don't think about food. Don't think about food. he thought to himself again, Try to focus on studying for the test.
He tried to focus more on one of the text books. It was on the history of various bladed weapons. Scy
Smile, And Remember...This is just a game?Smile, And Remember...3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
How odd. This is not a game at all.
You knew in that moment what you had done.
Here I sit inside your madness. I see your point of view.
Regurgitate your happy thoughts and dreams that once you knew.
Twitching fingers, shaking hands,
Your world is upside down.
I'm sure you can explain to me, how this was all my fault?
You should have put a thought inside your skull,
But you simply didn't think at all.
The silly little games that you've played had cost yourself a life.
It makes my frown turn upside down, the way you grip you're knife.
Grasping eyes, tramping heart,
Now you see from the ground.
I am deep inside you now. You will play by my rules.
Keep that point of view in mind, and you
will live to dream again.
Full Character Sheet: NinaFull Character Sheet: Nina3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Full Name [& Pronunciation] - Nina Cassidy King
Meaning - Nina "Girl" / Cassidy "One with the twisted locks"/ King "Ruler"
Set Age - Sixteen
Certified Birthdate - March 8th
Astrological Sign - Pisces
Gender - Female
Aliases & Preferred Nicknames Ni and Moonbeam
* Ni: She was first called by this after encountering the Xiaolin Monks for a third time, the first to refer to her as this was Clay.
* Moonbeam: This nickname was first conjured as an insult because of her unhealthy love for the moon. Unknown whom was the first to call her this but the only one to still refer to her by this is Raimundo.
Distant Descendants :
Dominant Descendants :
Hair Color - Amber (Orange-ish Blond)
Eye Color - Ice Blue
Height - 5'6
Figure/Build - Average / Subtle Curves
Distinguishing Features/Scars/ or Birthmarks Located on her high shoulders are deep scars that look a
Youtuber By Day-Chapter 1"And as always I will see you, in the next video! Buh-bye!" Mark waved goofily at the camera before he stopped recording. He sighed satisfied with his work for the day. He looked at the time in the bottom corner of is monitor and raised his eyebrows in surprise. 3 am. He stretched and spun his computer chair around. Editing could wait till tomorrow, or technically later. He took off his headphones and shuffled to bed letting himself flop carelessly down onto it. He let out another sigh, this time of content. He wasn't wearing any pants so he could just let himself drift off into sleep without having to worry about a thi-Youtuber By Day-Chapter 110 months ago in Drama More Like This
Mark jumped nearly out of his bed at the sound from his phone. The screen was lit up as it sat on the headboard. He grumbled and grabbed it adjusting his crooked glasses to get a better look at the screen. He groaned seeing a new e-mail had been sent to him. Of course Mark had nothing against the people who sent him e-mails, especially his fans. They were usually
ArkuriaShipping - Everytime We TouchArkuriaShipping - Everytime We Touch3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Hunter in his dashing knight attire and Saber in her gallant red dress approach to each other slowly as they smile together when this romantic song plays in the background as they decided to dance slowly:
I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me
I still feel your touch in my dream
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive
'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast,
I want this to last
need you by my side
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static
And everytime we kiss I reach for the sky
Can't you hear my heart beat so,
I can't let you go
want you in my life
Your arms are my castle
Your heart is my sky
They wipe away tears that I cry
The good and the bad times
We've been through them all
You make me rise when I fall
'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast,
I want this to last
ProblemProblem4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Kid had a problem. He was in love but not just with one girl though.
He had to be in love with two girls, who both happened to be his weapons and both also being sisters. He couldn't love one with the other, that was just how his mind works. The two kept him sane, he couldn't fight without them. So couldn't love be the same?
The only thing he could think of was to confront them both and pray they would understand.
"Hey big sis what do you think Kid wants to talk about? he's been acting weird, so it got to be something important!" Liz looked at her sister as they walked into the living room.
"Well weirder than normal I mean." She added, Liz smiled as they walked into the living room where they found a thoughtful looking Kid sitting on the sofa, his eyes shut and his arms spread accross the back of the Sofa. The two shrugged and took a seat on the other Couch.
"So Kid waht's up?" Liz asked leaning back. Kid slowly opened his eyes one after another and looked towards their direction. It t