Why Do You ThinkWhy Do You Think3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come back soon, now!" the bartender called.
Dallas pushed the door of the small, crowded resteraunt open and began his long walk back home. Buck had been getting on his nerves lately, insisting that he should know what it is that goes on in Dally's room, that things break constantly. It wasn't his fault the whole damn world made him so angry all the time...
He hadn't even been able to get himself drunk today at the bar. Maybe it was the fact the bartender was catching on to Dallas' real age, or maybe it was the 40 year old prostitutes that made Dallas just want to go home. Not Buck's. His actual father's house.
'It'll all go as always,' Dally thought, as he walked past the streetlights switching on as the day faded slowly. 'I'll walk in, and he'll be drunk as a skunk, twice as smelly, and won't even know who I am.' he jaywalked down the street.
SideShowSEVER pt.1SideShowSEVER pt.15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Spite spread in the darkness. A pernicious desire, that finally is rewarded with bittersweet satisfaction. The air were stuffy and imbued with the salty scent of dry tears and sweat- and first time in his life he could breath free, he sucked the beautiful fragrance of revenge in his lungs . The dark blood smeared into the eclipse and the sfumato border between them disappeared. His eyes glittered as his look glanced fleetingly at the ruby-red tincture, that flew trough the night; he could feel the metallic-sweet taste on his tongue.
One can't describe what joy a killer feels while torturing his victim. One
Dear Robert TerwilligerDear Robert Terwilliger5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dear No 24601,
I always wondered if I reacted the same way as you did, when you basically got your ass kicked by a kid. I bet you envy about the person, who was suppose to be your best friend in the world, whenever they make a fool out of you. I wish I could see your face for real, instead of through the looking glass. Your eyes are darker then the night, like part of my soul. I have a dark past, a past I wish I could destroy. The shame of being kicked around by a kid, only because you did a small thing to get your own way. You only wanted to get something for yourself. You knew you deserved it ever since.
He took my life away and he took your dignity away. We are equal. We are one. When that child proved that you framed that Celebrity Star you were thrown into jail. Jeez, talking about shame to the darkest hours by a ten-year-old child. You think you're bad? My kid was full of lies, and he was only six.
You envied the Superstar for his fame.
I envied the kid for his life. I never had
Down a Slippery SlopeStory: Down a Slippery SlopeDown a Slippery Slope6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Series: The Simpsons
It was a disagreeable place, Krusty studios, albeit hidden behind the front of cheerful buffoonery; the sort of thing he had grown up with, he and his brother watching the Krusty the Clown show in front of the television. However, the backstage was an entirely different matter and it had never occurred to him how very ugly the childrens entertainment business could be until that unfortunate pie-in-the-face-take.
It had seemed innocent enough at the time, and the job offer that followed was cheerfully declined. Since then, he had rejected the same offer an innumerable amount of times, through the various phone calls that he had received from the clown. They varied from simple requests, to begging, to bribes, to threats, and sometimes all of these were in the same phone call. Was it truly so difficult for Krusty to take no for an answer? For him to understand that he, Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, already
30 Reasons Twilight SucksReasons Twilight Sucks30 Reasons Twilight Sucks5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Bella is a horny Mary-Sue Queen.
2. Apparently, having a guy glare at you all the time makes them attractive.
3. Vampires sparkle.
4. Twilight shows a seriously abusive relationship as "true love".
5. The weather in Forks is inaccurate.
6. New Moon in a nutshell: "Angst angst, emo, cry, jump off cliff, AAANNNGGSSSTTTT ANGST ANGST yay we're together again!"
7. The entire series is a sexual fantasy.
8. The grammar is very poor.
9. Twilight has basically no plot.
10. Twilight is 150% sexist.
11. The author never researched any of the "facts" she put in the books.
12. The author glamorizes mental disorders, suicide, and stalking.
13. Twilight teaches that disrespecting and abandoning your family is OKAY.
14. The characters have very little background information.
15. Bella uses Jacob a LOT. Some friend she is.
16. Jacob sexually abuses Bella. Some friend he is.
17. Bella love love looovvveeesss Edward's smooth, sparkling, marble stone, pale,
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Kid The Glutton Pt 3Don't think about food. Don't think about food. Don't think about...dammit, I need something to distract myself. Kid's thoughts echoed.Kid The Glutton Pt 34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He shook his head and sighed. There had to be something that would keep his mind off of the nagging growling of his stomach. But, what?
Of course. he mused to himself, The test. I could keep myself busy by studying.
The young Shinigami then left his room and made his way into the dining room. He sat at the table and placed a few textbooks before him. Arranged, of course, in order both alphabetically and by size. Studying would definitely take his mind off of food. Or, so he hoped.
Kid looked down at his stomach. He was still hungry. He had eaten nearly his weight in pie and he was still hungry.
Don't think about food. Don't think about food. he thought to himself again, Try to focus on studying for the test.
He tried to focus more on one of the text books. It was on the history of various bladed weapons. Scy
As Long As We Have Each OtherYouAs Long As We Have Each Other2 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
As long as
we have you
We can't be
Regular Show: The Ugly SlackerIt's called The Ugly Slackers.Regular Show: The Ugly Slacker4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Once, there were 2 ugly slackers.
They slacked off sooo much, that everyone died!
Carry WeightKarkat looked at himself in the mirror of some apartment he'd gotten with his matesprit, or boyfriend, both. Human terms were stupid to him. Still he stared in discontent at himself as he stepped out the shower; same grey skin, same black hair, his eyes had shifted more to his blood color in his maturity, but his stomach. He'd had nice amount of muscle by the end of the game, he was lean and taught but now a layer of pudge grew over that muscle. One claw poked at his stomach and he swore to gog that the next time he even looked at a human dessert he'd throw it out the window.Carry Weight3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Karkles I'm home!~" Karkat almost winced when he heard Gamzee's voice, every time he used that tone he'd brought home something from work.
The fucking bakery and he brought something home.
Every. Fucking. DAY.
"Trash it! I mean now Makara!" The Cancer yelled, Gamzee chuckled and set the pie on the counter.
"Come on, I made this new recipe you have to try it."
The aroma of fresh, sweet baked goods filled the
Mythia Celtil's BioMythia Celtil's Bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
160 cm (5'3")
Refuses to reval
Staff - Morgiva
Experimenting magic, helping people, coming up with new potions and studying magic, teaching
Hatred, being disrupted from her work, evil and messing up on her experiment, being mentioned about her body
Mythia is a beautiful and serene woman with short green hair and braids on each shoulder side, green crystal flower hairpin on the left side of her hair, glasses, light green eyes, elemental robe dress with mystical markings, one green wing on the side of her dress as an accessory, white pants and green boots.
Mythia is a quiet, calm and serene young woman. She is rarely angry when it comes to disruption of her experimenting. To add up to her qu
Imagine - Dragon TFNow imagine yourself...Imagine - Dragon TF3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You're still that lone soul,
But this time
You feel a presence
Building up inside you, slowly.
You can now see truly,
You open your eyes
And witness something incredible.
You've noticed your hand,
Yet it is no longer that.
You see claws spurting out from your fingertips,
Your nails, fallen to the floor.
It looks painful
But you feel nothing.
Nothing but the strength
Still growing inside you
Now making its way to the surface,
Changing you slowly...
You watch as your fingertips fuse.
As five becomes three,
Your new claws growing longer
With each passing second.
You stare in amazement
Not sure what to feel...
Shock? Fear? Awe?
But there is one thing.
One single feeling
Surging through your body...
One feeling whose existence
You cannot deny.
It flows through your veins
Filling you with the energy
Of the beast within.
Now freeing itself
From the depths of your soul...
Yet this power cannot be contained so easily.
SizzuhsA/N: Was feeling silly.Sizzuhs6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Disclaimer: I make no money off this, and I mean no offense to the actual men as this is based off the miniseries and not them.
He'd kill for a pair of scissors. He'd murder, strangle, beat or kick anyone for any kind.
He wasn't a selfish man; he only asked for what he absolutely needed. He didn't care what kind they were, honest. They could be pink with girly flowers on them or a rusty pair of unwieldy shears, and he'd dance and sing with joy.
It wouldn't be his, though: there were no scissors to be had in all of Bastogne. He'd perish with longing for them. He'd wander the forests like a misplaced Cajun wraith, howling and moaning, wishing eternally for a pair of scissors.
"Maybe I'll die without eva getting' them sizzuhs. My spirit'll wander this cold place foreva like a ghost or," he paused and cast a fearful look at the dark woods surrounding him, "maybe the loup garou will get me afore I get the chance to die!" He shuddered and moaned, his pale Caju
The cat -full version-Death.The cat -full version-4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
We all experience it, it comes in many forms.
Homicide, suicide, natural causes, accidents...
But some Homicide victims may stay after, too tortured to rest.
The tiny brown Calico had been beautiful, her brown eyes shining when I first saw her and offered her a piece of chicken.
As with all feral cats she kept a good distance, but I still came to love the tiny feline.
One day we found out she had kittens hidden in the construction site across the street. The next day the ground had been smoothed over, and her kittens lost.
I hadn't seen the cat for quite a while, but recently there had been a person going around our city catching feral and wild cats before mutilating and finally killing them.
It was a dark night a few days ago. It was about one in the morning, the only light was that of the computer screen glowing faintly in the computer room.
I had some fairly cheery music playing faintly so as not to wake anyone up, and was on deviantart, Facebook, and youtube.
Sir Hiss' Wedding PlotNottingham ForestSir Hiss' Wedding Plot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Maid Marian was in a carriage filled with gold coins and jewels, which was surrounded by several rhino guards.
Prince John had sent Marian to deliver the gold to another kingdom in exchange for weaponry for his guards.
The guards present were there in case notorious outlaw, Robin Hood, and his buddy Little John tried to steal it.
Of course for Marian, she would simply let Robin and John take the treasure since it was more needed for the poor than for the rich.
Suddenly, the carriage stopped.
"Huh?" Marian questioned as she got up. "Why did we stop?"
One of the guards came to Marian. "Someone's blocking our path your highness." he said.
Marian opened the hood of the carriage to see who was blocking the path. She would have assumed it was Robin or John but she couldn't tell.
Suddenly, something scaly grabbed and muffled Marian.
"MMPH!!" Marian muffled before being lifted away and tied up in a coily tail. She then saw who her kidnapper was.
Sir Hiss looked at Mari
40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Ep 55 - Doodles of DoomDANNYEp 55 - Doodles of Doom7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Doodles of Doom"
Story by Jennifer E. Morton
Written by Jennifer E. Morton
EPISODE # 055
FIRST DRAFT: 8.25.07
FINAL DRAFT: 10.24.07
EXT. FENTON RESIDENCE - DAY
Establish on the Fenton works building, which now dubs the name "Master Fenton Works"
a large moving van is seen, just across the street, as men are seen unloading boxes and other various items from the back of the truck.
INT. FENTON RESIDENCE - CONTINUOUS
JACK is seen, spying out the front window with a pair of odd looking, high-tech binoculars. JAZZ and DANNY enter, backpacks flung over their backs. They approach JACK curiously.
Dad, what's going on?
We have new neighbors!
JACK moves aside, allowing DANNY and JAZZ to take a look. DANNY's eyes light up at the sight of the big screen TV that is being carried into the house.
Oh man, look at the size of that plasma screen!
Ours is bigger.
yah know, rather then snooping on our
Promoters of CannibalismI know why you create vampire movies, every year.Promoters of Cannibalism4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I see the reason behind your zombie tales and fear.
You're promoters of cannibalism. You're ghouls, not dear.
I hate your gorey novels and movies.
The wise know all about your disgusting stories.
You're not hiding your wicked agenda or bloody dreams:
You promote cannibalism, as if it's sexy.
The Lorax: Different TacticThis is based off of a pic by Slasher12. There is NO SLASH! Thank you, and enjoy!The Lorax: Different Tactic3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Needless to say, the Lorax was annoyed. The kid was driving him nuts. Once-ler was a teenager (or at least he still acted like one) through and through, him only just turned eighteen. Once-ler did whatever he wanted, when he wanted, and he didn't care who else was affected by his decision.
Today little Oncie decided that he needed more materiel for and snuck out at night to chop another tree. However, the Lorax, being the speaker of the trees, knew what he was up to, and fallowed him through the valley.
Now, Once-ler was a (sometimes) smart kid. He knew that he needed to be far enough from his tent so the animals there couldn't hear the tree fall but, he had to be close enough so that he could drag it back.
As the Lorax was fallowing Once-ler. He'd already threw him in the river, so that was out. He could always bring out the thunder and lightning because Once-ler still didn't believe him about
The Simpsons and TerwilligersPlace:Simpsons houseThe Simpsons and Terwilligers6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Maggie- "Hey Gino, my mommy says we are going to Krusty Land!"
Gino- "Yes!' (both jump for high five!)
Marge(from kitchen)- "Maggie grab your coat and lets go!"
Maggie (running up stairs)- Gino wait downstairs for me!"
Gino- runs to the couch and jumps on it, and turned on the tv.
*thumping came from up the stairs and Maggie came running down the stairs*
Maggie-"OK MOM WE CAN GO NOW!"
Then Marge and Francesca came walking through the kitchen door.
Francesca- "Thanks for watching Gino, while Bob and I go shoping for the big party on monday!"
Marge- "Oh its ok Fran. I would do anything for my best friends!"
Fran- "Thank you soo much, we will have to make it up you by baby sitting Maggie one day!
Marge- "Ok then how about in two weeks, its homer and my anaversary!"
Gino and Maggie- "Whoo whoo!"(they whisper screamed)
Marge- "ok kids go jump in my car I am right behind you!"
Fran(kissed Gino)- "Be good to Marge ok."
Gino(wiping his cheek)- "'Ok mom."
Azure Lunithas's BioAzure Lunithas's Bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
160 cm (5'3")
Refuses to reveal
Sword and shield - Pathelonas sword and Virtumis shield
Sword training, adventuring, coliseum tournaments and collecting treasure
Not getting her way, becoming a second-rate, losing in a match against someone
For combat, she has elven blue hair with a ponytail, two hair clips of blue and purple wings, purple eyes, amethyst cape with white at the bottom, elven tunic armor, white sleeved shirt and black gloves, white tights and blue boots with purple markings. When she is not fighting, she wears a collared long sleeved purple shirt and a blue skirt and blue boots.
Azure is an elven swordswoman with a brash and abrasive attitude. Being a second-rate is what i
Lightning's BioLightning's Bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Unknown (presumed to be a foster child)
158 cm (5'2")
Refuses to reveal
Rapier - Forsaintas rapier
Pestering Swift and annoy others with her know-it-all attitude
Losing against Swift
Lightning is a teenaged girl with dark blue hair and twin tails on each side. She has purple eyes and is slender like Swift. When she battles, she dons two purple ribbons on each tail of her hair, a black cape, long-arm purple gloves and black gloves, purple dress and boots with black socks and purple markings.
Much like Swift with sarcasm, she is a narcissistic, arrogant, self-centered and smart-mouthed girl who thinks of nothing but herself to prove that she would always top Swift and humilate her. However, when Swift b