Why Do You ThinkWhy Do You Think3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come back soon, now!" the bartender called.
Dallas pushed the door of the small, crowded resteraunt open and began his long walk back home. Buck had been getting on his nerves lately, insisting that he should know what it is that goes on in Dally's room, that things break constantly. It wasn't his fault the whole damn world made him so angry all the time...
He hadn't even been able to get himself drunk today at the bar. Maybe it was the fact the bartender was catching on to Dallas' real age, or maybe it was the 40 year old prostitutes that made Dallas just want to go home. Not Buck's. His actual father's house.
'It'll all go as always,' Dally thought, as he walked past the streetlights switching on as the day faded slowly. 'I'll walk in, and he'll be drunk as a skunk, twice as smelly, and won't even know who I am.' he jaywalked down the street.
SideShowSEVER pt.1SideShowSEVER pt.15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Spite spread in the darkness. A pernicious desire, that finally is rewarded with bittersweet satisfaction. The air were stuffy and imbued with the salty scent of dry tears and sweat- and first time in his life he could breath free, he sucked the beautiful fragrance of revenge in his lungs . The dark blood smeared into the eclipse and the sfumato border between them disappeared. His eyes glittered as his look glanced fleetingly at the ruby-red tincture, that flew trough the night; he could feel the metallic-sweet taste on his tongue.
One can't describe what joy a killer feels while torturing his victim. One
Dear Robert TerwilligerDear Robert Terwilliger5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dear No 24601,
I always wondered if I reacted the same way as you did, when you basically got your ass kicked by a kid. I bet you envy about the person, who was suppose to be your best friend in the world, whenever they make a fool out of you. I wish I could see your face for real, instead of through the looking glass. Your eyes are darker then the night, like part of my soul. I have a dark past, a past I wish I could destroy. The shame of being kicked around by a kid, only because you did a small thing to get your own way. You only wanted to get something for yourself. You knew you deserved it ever since.
He took my life away and he took your dignity away. We are equal. We are one. When that child proved that you framed that Celebrity Star you were thrown into jail. Jeez, talking about shame to the darkest hours by a ten-year-old child. You think you're bad? My kid was full of lies, and he was only six.
You envied the Superstar for his fame.
I envied the kid for his life. I never had
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch ~ ReviewLilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch ~ Review3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Wait a minute, didn't we already have Lilo and Stitch 2? No, we had Stitch! The Movie, the hour long pilot to the Lilo and Stitch TV series. But we do have an actual Lilo and Stitch 2 coming soon to cinemas, so keep your eyes open. And in 2005, Disney greeted us with the message, "Lilo and Stitch 2: Coming Soon on DVD and Video". Wait a minute, wasn't it coming soon to cinemas? Well, it was, but that was cancelled, now it's going straight to home media. And denying it a theatrical release could be one of the biggest mistakes that the Walt Disney Company ever made. So let's not waste any more time and review Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch.
Set before the events of Stitch! The Movie and the corresponding series, this film starts with the hula class learning about a hula competition that will take place at the island's May Day celebration. Lilo hears her late mother won the same competition at her age, and becomes determined to win the competition and make her proud. Reformed from
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Down a Slippery SlopeStory: Down a Slippery SlopeDown a Slippery Slope6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Series: The Simpsons
It was a disagreeable place, Krusty studios, albeit hidden behind the front of cheerful buffoonery; the sort of thing he had grown up with, he and his brother watching the Krusty the Clown show in front of the television. However, the backstage was an entirely different matter and it had never occurred to him how very ugly the childrens entertainment business could be until that unfortunate pie-in-the-face-take.
It had seemed innocent enough at the time, and the job offer that followed was cheerfully declined. Since then, he had rejected the same offer an innumerable amount of times, through the various phone calls that he had received from the clown. They varied from simple requests, to begging, to bribes, to threats, and sometimes all of these were in the same phone call. Was it truly so difficult for Krusty to take no for an answer? For him to understand that he, Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, already
dragonsA creature of myth,dragons7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Or so many believe-
They fill fairytales,
And haunts the past.
It's fierce eyes,
Gazing upon you,
staring into your being-
It's fiery breath,
The stench of lost souls-
Dried blood upon its talons,
A victim of the past-
The dragon's burning heart,
Driving his wings-
To spread his will-
To soar through the sky,
claiming it as his own-
The creatures driven,
By they're own being.
30 Reasons Twilight SucksReasons Twilight Sucks30 Reasons Twilight Sucks5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Bella is a horny Mary-Sue Queen.
2. Apparently, having a guy glare at you all the time makes them attractive.
3. Vampires sparkle.
4. Twilight shows a seriously abusive relationship as "true love".
5. The weather in Forks is inaccurate.
6. New Moon in a nutshell: "Angst angst, emo, cry, jump off cliff, AAANNNGGSSSTTTT ANGST ANGST yay we're together again!"
7. The entire series is a sexual fantasy.
8. The grammar is very poor.
9. Twilight has basically no plot.
10. Twilight is 150% sexist.
11. The author never researched any of the "facts" she put in the books.
12. The author glamorizes mental disorders, suicide, and stalking.
13. Twilight teaches that disrespecting and abandoning your family is OKAY.
14. The characters have very little background information.
15. Bella uses Jacob a LOT. Some friend she is.
16. Jacob sexually abuses Bella. Some friend he is.
17. Bella love love looovvveeesss Edward's smooth, sparkling, marble stone, pale,
Stitch's ThoughtsLilo, my last thoughts were of youStitch's Thoughts9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
We were always together through and
I'll miss you forever you see
Lilo, this glitch took control of me
My spirit flew into the sky, towards
I was airborne and I took flight
Up into the clouds, up into the sky
Lilo, it was time to say goodbye
I know you'll miss me, I'll miss you
I was your friend... fluffy, loyal,
I'll see your mother, and I'll meet
Remember Lilo, she'll always be
proud of you
You're my Ohana, I always will know
I'm really sorry if I was bad
Now I'm gone, we all feel really sad
I saw you crying while I was up in
Praying that I'd come back,
wondering why I had to die
Holding my lifeless body in your
arms, with tears in your eyes
You were whispering your goodbyes
I heard every single word
While I was in the sky, as free a a
I was up in the c
Kid The Glutton Pt 3Don't think about food. Don't think about food. Don't think about...dammit, I need something to distract myself. Kid's thoughts echoed.Kid The Glutton Pt 34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He shook his head and sighed. There had to be something that would keep his mind off of the nagging growling of his stomach. But, what?
Of course. he mused to himself, The test. I could keep myself busy by studying.
The young Shinigami then left his room and made his way into the dining room. He sat at the table and placed a few textbooks before him. Arranged, of course, in order both alphabetically and by size. Studying would definitely take his mind off of food. Or, so he hoped.
Kid looked down at his stomach. He was still hungry. He had eaten nearly his weight in pie and he was still hungry.
Don't think about food. Don't think about food. he thought to himself again, Try to focus on studying for the test.
He tried to focus more on one of the text books. It was on the history of various bladed weapons. Scy
Regular Show: The Ugly SlackerIt's called The Ugly Slackers.Regular Show: The Ugly Slacker4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Once, there were 2 ugly slackers.
They slacked off sooo much, that everyone died!
Overcoming DemonsOvercoming Demons4 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
In Mark 5, it's the story of a possessed man that could not
be held down or bound by any chains, shackles, or any kind of bondage.
This man was so possessed that he had the strength of thousands.
Makes sense when he clearly had "Legion" in him, Thousands of Demons.
When Jesus confronted him, the demons were automatically filled with fear
and feared being cast out into hell.
Whenever a demon fails their mission (which is taking a soul to hell)
Satan grabs them and throws them into the lake of fire.
So, when Jesus went up to them, they asked what he wanted with them.
He told them to leave this man.
They then asked if they could go into the many Pigs(Swine) that were in the field.
Now, when you take a closer look at this, you'll see that:
A Legion of Demons is about 4 to 6,000 demons.
And there were over 2,000 pigs.
Now, when the demons entered the pigs, the pigs went crazy, jumped into the water and drowned themselves.
Look at how many Demons was in this one man!
The only way we could ev
40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
The Simpsons and TerwilligersPlace:Simpsons houseThe Simpsons and Terwilligers6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Maggie- "Hey Gino, my mommy says we are going to Krusty Land!"
Gino- "Yes!' (both jump for high five!)
Marge(from kitchen)- "Maggie grab your coat and lets go!"
Maggie (running up stairs)- Gino wait downstairs for me!"
Gino- runs to the couch and jumps on it, and turned on the tv.
*thumping came from up the stairs and Maggie came running down the stairs*
Maggie-"OK MOM WE CAN GO NOW!"
Then Marge and Francesca came walking through the kitchen door.
Francesca- "Thanks for watching Gino, while Bob and I go shoping for the big party on monday!"
Marge- "Oh its ok Fran. I would do anything for my best friends!"
Fran- "Thank you soo much, we will have to make it up you by baby sitting Maggie one day!
Marge- "Ok then how about in two weeks, its homer and my anaversary!"
Gino and Maggie- "Whoo whoo!"(they whisper screamed)
Marge- "ok kids go jump in my car I am right behind you!"
Fran(kissed Gino)- "Be good to Marge ok."
Gino(wiping his cheek)- "'Ok mom."
Mythia Celtil's BioMythia Celtil's Bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
160 cm (5'3")
Refuses to reval
Staff - Morgiva
Experimenting magic, helping people, coming up with new potions and studying magic, teaching
Hatred, being disrupted from her work, evil and messing up on her experiment, being mentioned about her body
Mythia is a beautiful and serene woman with short green hair and braids on each shoulder side, green crystal flower hairpin on the left side of her hair, glasses, light green eyes, elemental robe dress with mystical markings, one green wing on the side of her dress as an accessory, white pants and green boots.
Mythia is a quiet, calm and serene young woman. She is rarely angry when it comes to disruption of her experimenting. To add up to her qu
The cat -full version-Death.The cat -full version-4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
We all experience it, it comes in many forms.
Homicide, suicide, natural causes, accidents...
But some Homicide victims may stay after, too tortured to rest.
The tiny brown Calico had been beautiful, her brown eyes shining when I first saw her and offered her a piece of chicken.
As with all feral cats she kept a good distance, but I still came to love the tiny feline.
One day we found out she had kittens hidden in the construction site across the street. The next day the ground had been smoothed over, and her kittens lost.
I hadn't seen the cat for quite a while, but recently there had been a person going around our city catching feral and wild cats before mutilating and finally killing them.
It was a dark night a few days ago. It was about one in the morning, the only light was that of the computer screen glowing faintly in the computer room.
I had some fairly cheery music playing faintly so as not to wake anyone up, and was on deviantart, Facebook, and youtube.
Sir Hiss' Wedding PlotNottingham ForestSir Hiss' Wedding Plot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Maid Marian was in a carriage filled with gold coins and jewels, which was surrounded by several rhino guards.
Prince John had sent Marian to deliver the gold to another kingdom in exchange for weaponry for his guards.
The guards present were there in case notorious outlaw, Robin Hood, and his buddy Little John tried to steal it.
Of course for Marian, she would simply let Robin and John take the treasure since it was more needed for the poor than for the rich.
Suddenly, the carriage stopped.
"Huh?" Marian questioned as she got up. "Why did we stop?"
One of the guards came to Marian. "Someone's blocking our path your highness." he said.
Marian opened the hood of the carriage to see who was blocking the path. She would have assumed it was Robin or John but she couldn't tell.
Suddenly, something scaly grabbed and muffled Marian.
"MMPH!!" Marian muffled before being lifted away and tied up in a coily tail. She then saw who her kidnapper was.
Sir Hiss looked at Mari
Kid The Glutton Pt. 5Kid nearly choked in response. Had Maka already found out? He was unsure of what to do. On the one hand, he couldn't just lie to her face. Yet, on the other hand, he wasn't sure how she'd react if he were to tell her that he was being a glutton behind everyone's backs.Kid The Glutton Pt. 54 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He couldn't blame her, though. After all, he figured sooner or later someone would be bound to notice his increasing girth. He glanced briefly at his reflection in one of the windows. As Tsubaki and Patti noted earlier, his cheeks were rounder and puffier and a second chin was forming on his face. His neck was thicker as well. Kid's arms were noticeably larger and his fingers were stubbier. His thighs and legs were wider and began to rub against one another as he walked. Not to mention that his rear had grown noticeably in size, as his currently ripped pants made evident.
There was a good-sized layer of fat forming on his chest as well. Creating what, as he had learned from the Internet, were given the unfortu
Big Bang Theory LyricsOur whole universe was in a hot dense state,Big Bang Theory Lyrics6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mystery,
That all started with the big bang! BANG!
Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time
than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangaea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with a big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause, then start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward,
we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that
it'll make an even bigger bang!
Promoters of CannibalismI know why you create vampire movies, every year.Promoters of Cannibalism4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I see the reason behind your zombie tales and fear.
You're promoters of cannibalism. You're ghouls, not dear.
I hate your gorey novels and movies.
The wise know all about your disgusting stories.
You're not hiding your wicked agenda or bloody dreams:
You promote cannibalism, as if it's sexy.
Kid The Glutton Pt. 2After what felt like hours, though really was only about 20 minutes, Kid finally made it back home. He felt like his insides would fall out of him at any minute. He could feel an intense excrucitating pain in his abodiminal area from running for so long on such a full stomach. When he was sure he wasn't being followed by Liz, Patti, or any of his other friends, Kid made his way into his room, locked the door, and lay on the bed allowing his body to digest the 100+ pies he had greedily devoured.Kid The Glutton Pt. 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He hated it. And, he hated it more because, secretely, he loved it.
Kid had never told anyone. Not even his two weapons. He had never told anyone that, in actuality, he loved food. He loved eating. The flavors, the textures, the aromas, everything. Whenever there was a social gathering of any sort, Kid had made careful sure to invite as many people as possible so that there wouldn't be any leftover food. So that he wouldn't be tempted to gorge himself. So that he'd be distracted from it all by t