Pairings :UUPairings :UU2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
I got bored, so i'mma list out all the pairings I ship in South Park. :U
I may add more later if I forget Okay. And don't get mad if I don't ship one of your
favorite pairings, alright. This is just my opinion, everyone has their own. Some of these
MAY be crack too, LOL so whatevs.
Thats all I remember for now. LOL
ShuroXJohn history - ch.11"Well don't you look cute in your uniform," Mary smiled. "How have you been, love? John was just telling me about how you're staying with him now." Mary folded her hands over her plump belly.ShuroXJohn history - ch.114 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'm just going to say I'm good so we can dodge a really long, awkward conversation," I remarked, shoving the pile of dirty clothes in my bag which lay slumped on the seat.
Mary giggled at that but John just folded his arms, smiling along though I knew he didn't find it quite as amusing as Mary did.
John turned to me after excusing himself from Mary. "Shuro, you sure you're up to going to school? You can stay here if you want; though I can't promise anything exciting."
"I'm fine," I shrugged. "What time is it?" I slipped on my backpack.
John glanced at his watch. "If you say so. Well, you're already late. It's nine-thirty."
"I'll just be heading on out then," I said, walking past them toward the door.
"Just get a note from the office. Say you were with me," John said.
"Yeah, yeah," I waved him off
Ponygeist: a Halloween TalePonygeist: a Halloween Tale2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The cupcake (with extra sprinkles) was absolutely delighted.
The party was in full swing and the town hall was full of revellers. Better still, it was a costume party, which she felt were the best kind. Pinkie (the cupcake (with extra sprinkles)) watched the ponies dancing and playing and eating snacks, each one dressed up as something scary or just plain silly. Pinkie's costume definitely fell into the latter category unless you were somehow afraid of cupcakes, but she didn't see how that was possible.
The "baked bads" incident might count towards that, but that was a one-time event and about a week later everypony trusted her baking enough to eat it again. Anyway, that technically hadn't been entirely her fault. She'd taken Applejack as an assistant, who - while an excellent baker in her own right - was half-deaf and bordering on insanity from sleep deprivation at the time. Not that she blamed poor Applejack or anything - in her addle
pokemon creepy pastapokemon creepy pasta3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was playin Pokeman Silver and I was in the unown caves and I when I looked at my team all of them were Unonws all they spelled URDEAD and suddenly all the people in the game turned into photorealistic corpses and all the POkemon where suicide squidward.
I captured a suicid squidward but his only move was suicide so I couldn't beat the Elite Four and I was so angry I broke my Game Boy but I got sucked into the game and haunted Rattata killed me AND NOW IMA GHOST AND I WIL HUNT YUR ACCOUNT.
Love and Tolerate, huh?For a community that emphasizes Love and Tolerance, there sure is a lot of Hate and Intolerance. That's right. I'm looking at you bronies.Love and Tolerate, huh?2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Now don't get me wrong. I'm a brony too...or rather a pegasister...whatever you want to call it. But the reason why I'm calling out on you guys is because the community is full of hypocrisy. Love and Tolerate, my foot! Just look at the Derpy Hooves situation.
And no, I'm NOT going to share what I feel about that! This is purely to demonstrate that there is something wrong here! I'm sure you all remember the change iTunes made to The Last Roundup. There was an outrage. Is it okay to be angry? Sure. Is it okay to lash out at other fans whom you think may be responsible? No. Is it okay to send death threats to said fans you think may be responsible? Absolutely not!
DERPY HOOVES IS JUST A CARTOON CHARACTER. DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON REAL PEOPLE. I understand that some people are more passionate about their pon
Please don't cry my dearPlease don't cry my dear1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Please don't cry my little dear, you're mommy is still right here. Daddy may be gone and sun may not shine, but I'll tell you 100 dear that you'll be fine....please don't fear. Your wings are broke and your eyes are blind, but little daughter of mine, you'll be fine. Brother is up in the clouds and Sister is long gone, but your Mommy is still here to show you the world. Through blinded eyes you cannot see. What has the future become? Well honey just ask me. Lonely nights are no longer here, I erased him from the database years ago. Just you and me and Bubby makes three. But soon enough, Bubby won't be. No one here to hurt you my dear, so dry up your eyes and delete your fear. Mommy's here to guard you tonight...without me you wouldn't be here...
This Day Aria - AlternativeThis cake is going to be perfectThis Day Aria - Alternative1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The kind of cake of which I dreamed since I was small
Everypony will gather round
Take a big bite and gulp it down
What they don't know is that I have poisoned it!
That cake was going to be perfect
the kind of cake of which I dreamed since I was small
but if they eat that cake
there will be nothing to celebrate
cos that evil pony's gone and poisoned it!
I could care less about this dress
I just want them to eat the cake
Oh I will be lying when I say
This cake is very yummy
You should put it in your tummy
The truth is that it will kill them all!
No I will not eat it too
In my tum there is no room
But I still want them
To eat it and die!
We must escape before its too late
Find a way, destroy that cake
Hope Im lying when I say
I fear that they will eat it
And therefore they will beat it
I fear the worst will happen cos of this!
For I oh so love the groom
But if that cake he does consume..
Oh shining armour,
Don't eat cake anytime soon!
Finally the mome
Alex's LullabyWith tints of red,Alex's Lullaby2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
and a tail like thread
little Alex sleeps alone.
Ignored by others,
along with no brothers
he can hear the monsters groan
Poor little Alex has no friends
weather he has reached the end
of the torturous world he's in
over and over and over again.
The poor little creature
with not much of a future
sleeps within' a forest.
His blank stare
makes the air
shiver against the trees
His purrs sound like a hollow wind
in the torturous world he's in
help him and be a friend
The Cult Of The Cows It was a cold night, in the middle of Nebraska, when the ShangCow, the only communist, cannibalistic cow of the pink salad province, took its last breath. In only one home had the ShangCow resided, and Bob Lee Miaswab now lived there. Bob Lee Miaswab was a plump man who always wore glasses and a tie, and he loved peaches with all of his heart. The cows heard of their loss and started to prepare for the ultimate ritual of their cannibalistic faith. The faithful cows eat their leader, and any witness has a horrible fate.The Cult Of The Cows2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bob Lee Miaswab was preparing for work on a rainy friday morning when he heard an odd chanting coming from somewhere behind his home. At this point, Bob didn't pay much attention, for he was preoccupied by securing his tie to his neck. When Bob was completely ready with his suitcase, he hears the chanting get louder, and his tie started to lift off of his plump chest and tugs him towards the direction if the chanting, now q
Eddie Brock Theme SongEddie Brock, Eddie BrockEddie Brock Theme Song2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Does whatever 'cause Eddie rocks
Weaves a lie any size
Slaughters thieves on the fly
LOOK OUT! Here comes Eddie Brock
Is he strong? Listen dude:
He is bonded with an alien goo
Can he swing from a thread?
Look alive or he'll catch you dead
Stay scared, for here comes Eddie Brock
On a chilly night
When it's slobberin' time
Like a demon of fright
He'll tear out your spine!
Eddie Brock, Eddie Brock
Lethal Protector: Eddie Brock
Such a shame he's ignored
When shoved out the symbiote door
To him, life is a great big hang-up
But wherever there's a gang-up
You'll find Eddie Brock!
Bonding: The Meat PuppetAt a bonded state, the host is covered with the symbiotes mass. What is bonding really? Strongly bonded? Is it bonding with the cells of the body?(actually a part to bonding, I might have said before) This is explained in this deviation.Bonding: The Meat Puppet6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Host for survival
Before the venom symbiote, they bonded to hosts just to eat their adrenaline(a type of chemical released form being scared or thrilled) by using its ability to make them to insane stunts and such to do so. During which, I think they feed of it much at a time (probably like a buffet), resulting in death of the host. So basically the symbiote possesses the body, feed off it, and moves on to a another. Venom was the first of the kind to have long term bonding, feeding little as possible. So bonding is actually possessing? Partly. The last deviantation talked about how the symbiote can create the super strength, but in order to have possession and have the host do the following actions, the symbiotic must hav
ATLA: Boy from the Modern WorldAvatar The Last Airbender: Boy from the Modern WorldATLA: Boy from the Modern World4 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: The New Boy from the Iceberg Pt. 1
San Francisco, CA, Dec. 21st, 2012
'Things can't get any worse can it' I thought to myself. Being chase by insane terrorists who were going to bomb The Golden Gate Bridge and stole their laptop that holds plans of destroying all the American's monuments and blame it on the Communists to cause World War 3, 'yep, nothing can go wrong' I thought sarcastically. I've been hiding in the Sears Tower for an hour before closing time. It wasn't long until they'd found me and I started running for my life towards the very top of the Tower. "Dead End! Ugh I hate my life!?" I shouted out loud. "Well, you sure know how to get away from us huh." said the terrorists leader. I know this was going to end badly, for a very good reason: People die after they surrender the enemies plans! "You think it'll be easy you just give up?" "And what, so you can kill me after I give you back your laptop." I answered li
Post Traumatic Stress DisorderI feel my heart poundingPost Traumatic Stress Disorder2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I back up against a wall
My heart pounding
My head spinning
Fight or Flight?
Just a smell
Just a sight
Brings memories pouring back
Then fight or flight is all I think
This is my life
This is my hell
This is what I live through
of ever hour
Wolf's Tale Chapter 2Wolf's Tale Chapter 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Wolf ran through the trees expecting the cat at any moment. The tom cat lept out of the trees at him. Wolf watched as the cat came nearer and nearer. Finally Wolf jumped out of the way of the cat. The tom cat fell with a huff. Wolf placed his paw on the cats back squarely and demanded. "Who are you and what do you want with me?" The bulky tom got up. " I am Mountian Wolf and I am your father."
"I knew it!"
" Good do you know of Mystic Clan?"
" No, Father"
"They will find you, welcome them"
"And wake up Lilly is here"
Wolf got up with a jolt and ran to the cat door, jumped out and ran right into Lilly the cat nextdoor." Sheesh" she grumbled
"SORRY THATS ALL!"
"Say you love me and you care for me"
" Sheesh Lilly"
" I love you and i care for you"
"What are we doing today Lilly?"
" Doing tricks on balls why?"
They ran over to Lilly's garden. Sure enough there were balls. Wolf leaped on one and Lilly hopped on the o
Wolfpaw's Tale Chapter 1Wolfpaw's Tale Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Wolf ran through the cat door. His brothers and sister ran after him. His sister Jade slammed into him hard. Wolf yelped in shock. Jade smirked "Jade!" The runt, Sage yowled. Jade whipped around and ran to her smaller brother. Wolf cheered. He ran over to his other brother, Soot. He creeped slowly and silently and finally pounced. Soot huffed "Nice one Wolf!" Wolf burned with pride "Thanks Soot."
That night Wolf had the same dream. But this time he saw the cat. The cat was grey with dark grey stripes on its back, a darkgrey ear tip, darkgrey flecks on its tail, with blazing yellow eyes. When Wolf woke up he told his mother the dream. She looked worried. " Momma, do you know the cat?"
" Yes, dear."
" Who is it, Momma?"
" He will come today my daer then you will see."
Wolf waited all day to meet the mysterious cat in his dream. He thought long and hard about it. Suddenly he was thrown off guard. Could the cat be his father?
Wolfpaw's Tale ProlougeWolfpaw's Tale Prolouge2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The trees wispered through out the forest. A tiny stream trickled gently through a little glade. A grey kitten walked through the glade. His ears perked up with worry. He glanced side to side. A cat leaped from the trees at the kitten. Thekitten let out a terrified squeak. The kitten awoke to licking at his side. The kitten opened his eyes and looked at his mother. " Wolf wake up, dear."
"I'm up, i'm up." he purred. His mother woke up the other kits and they ran out to begin the day.
Peferable traits and the bondSymbiotes of course bond to a host, but they have choices, you know.Peferable traits and the bond4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
First and Foremost of the traits that attract symbiotes would be emotion. Since emotion is caused from the excretions of certain glands in the body, one could say those who are highly upset are prone to releasing adrenaline. Often times to those certain people are easier to manipulate to the symbiote's will, therefore more vulnerable.
Then again, symbiotes don't go all willy nilly bonding to random humans most of the time. I mean, they're pretty smart. Desperation or preference can differ in each situation, like humans do. Take for example Venom. The symbiote bonds to Brocks wife, Ann, then got bought off, and then bonded to scorpion. For the most part there pretty related. For Ann, the situation was to save her from death. For the second time (I don't know his name ) he was sold off, then abandoning its host. It soon after finds scorpion, probably attracted by the matter of strength and relation to Spider Man.
The Symbiote itself brieflyThe symbiote, to a brief noteThe Symbiote itself briefly6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
What is a symbiote you say? Well, its a semi-liquid like organism that bonds in order to survive. When it bonds it usually take shape of the host (to a point).
In this part, I am only going to talk about the symbiote itself.
Its ooze like, but its alive and able to move, but not really fast. Its able to change texture from if self and color. To do this, it would need to have a complicated brain. An example of why is the cuttlefish. The cuttlefish is from the octopus family. It is able to change its color to and a texture(only by a little bit) to camouflage against predators. This is only possible because of there complicated brains. Other octopus can do this too. Also, the brain reasoning of mine could be why symbiotes are able to take over minds, or influence easily. In the comics, the symbiote flows around and tendrils ( tendrils, or what others call tentacle
My Pet Sister Script part 1SCENE 1: Playground/ After-SchoolMy Pet Sister Script part 16 months ago in Comedy More Like This
All: ( chattering and giggling )
Miss Cheerilee : (blows whistle) Okay,My little Ponies! Today in class,we're playing Kickball! The team captains will be Applebloom and Diamond Tiara! Captains,you may now pick your teams.
Diamond Tiara: Hmm...I pick everypony in this class that isn't a Loser Blank Flank! ( 13 ponies line up with Diamond Tiara leaving only Applebloom,Scootaloo,Sweetie Belle,and Dinky Doo )
Twist : UM,Thorry Diamond Thiara,but I have tho go on Applebloom'th team. If I don't I'd be a therrible friend.
Diamond Tiara: Ugh..Whatever! ( sing-song ) If you change your mind,we're still waiting.
Twist : ( walks over to Applebloom ) Hi,Applebloom! ( smiles )
Applebloom: (sighs) Hi,Twist.
Twist: Will we be the theam that kickth the ball?
Applebloom: I think so. Judging by the fact that Diamond Tiara is telling us to kick the ball.
Scootaloo: I'll go first! I'm <
Cupcakes? Chapter 2"Well?"Cupcakes? Chapter 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pinkie sighed. "After I came back to my senses, I called the pony care hospital. Applejack came here, getting the wrong idea." AJ rolled her eyes. "I was so worried, I couldn't breath!
I care so much about you Dashie, I can't describe how much!"
"Thanks pinks," I smiled.
A nurse came in. "We're gonna attach you're wings. Guests must leave."
"Good luck." Fluttershy said to the nurse.
Pinkie hugged me. "I hope it goes well."
Before leaving, She kissed my cheek.
The nurse put me to sleep..I had a scary dream..
The pain...Pinkie pie eating me alive...Cutting me up...
I screamed in my dream...
I woke up. I mustive really screamed.
"Your wings are attached, you should rest." The nurse told me.
"Thanks nurse." I told them.
Pinkie came in again.
"Did it go okay?"
Pinkie smiled, giving me a loving hug.
3 WEEKS LATER
I woke to the sight of a little box next to me. I was alone. I opened it. It was a heart cookie saying "DASHIE". I smil
mysterious confession: pt 3mysterious confession: pt 32 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was peering out the window from the hotel room i was left with that night. the stars glistened beneath two locations across the distance. Foremost was a large ship. lights gleamed down on two...four...five people on a set of patio furniture. two more came out of a cabin, one looking vaguely familiar. behind the small boat party, a huge, mansion-like set of towers loomed over the ship, far over the horizon, even.
"noticed you watching" a husky swung down from above the window. I screamed and fell backward, kicking the person in the face. "well, at least you didn't kick me anywhere else. I noticed you watching everyone down there. are you okay?" the husky boy had a black, long sleeved jacket with a leaf mark on the left arm.
"H-how did you know?" i asked, a bit shaky, then my surprise turned into annoyance,"and why didn't you just use a door, stupid!?"
He was quick to answer, nonchalant as if he had had this experience before, "because I AM stupid. and i knew because of this," h
Poor Young Old DarkenPoor Young Old DarkenPoor Young Old Darken2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
By Old Darken, (with a lot of help from Slippy.)
In this magic forest, hidden in the trees
Is a little hedgehog whose fur is gray and fluffy.
He's not what he appears to be.
No, he's not ferocious, all he is is lonely.
All he wants is friendship and some company.
His eyes begin to gleam when young Crystal passes by,
But she never looks at him and that is why he cries.
Little pretty Crystal is the one he dreams of every night.
'Cause she never looks at him, he gets confused and angry.
It's just that if he could be with her, it would feel so right.
Why is fate teasing him, what has he done wrong?
He cries alone, 'cause he doesn't know the answer.
So now here is the gray-furred youngster,
Hoping she'll say something, 'cause he would never dare.
He doesn't want to force her to be his only friend,
For if he did, he's sure she'd run away.
Poor little gray Darkhog, if he only knew
That with his Crystal's love, he would find the strength
To show his true colors: that he's
A Sight I'll never forgetI was walking a lone in the darkness of the Ever Glades. I was used to all the strange noises animals would make. I laid out my sleeping bag on a patch of dirt, I then laid down to sleep. When I awoke their was a light above my head. Green...Blue...Red... like a pattern. I turned my attention to a shadowy figure walking closer. A square shaped head got real close to my face. He had one eye in the middle of his forehead. Scared for my life I got up and ran. I didn't care where just far away from that creature. All of the time I spend out here and I never seen anything like it. I kept running not knowing what that creature was capable of. I finally stopped to catch my breath. I turned around to see if the creature followed me. What was that? Was that an Alien? If so what did it want with me? All of these things raced through my mind. I turned around thinking it was safe. Boy was I wrong! The Alien stood right in front of me. I took a closer look at the Alien. It stood twice as tall as thA Sight I'll never forget2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This