Hello Amy :3Amy: *sneaks into Freddy's room* O.O Cooool.Hello Amy :34 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Freddy: *sitting, turned to his desk, writing something, doesn't notice her come in*
Amy:... *pokes him*
Amy: *pokes him again*
Freddy: -_- What???
Amy:... *turbo pokes him*
Freddy: TT DAMMIT JAMIE WHAT DO YOU-! *turns around and sees Amy* Oo Okay who the fuck are you???
Amy: *in professional tone* I'm sorry sir, but there's been an accident.
Freddy:... uhh... what are you talking about?
Amy: Are you familiar with an Alesha?
Freddy: Yeah, why?
Amy: I don't know how to tell you this, but.... she died.
Amy: In a long and slow and terribly painful way.
Freddy: Annnd what's new?
Amy: I'm sorry for your loss.
Freddy: And I'm sorry that you're still breathing. I can fix that problem though! *grins*
Amy: OOOOH, WHATCHA WRITIN THAR MISTER?! *grabs piece of paper*
Freddy: OO WHAT THE-?! HEY! BITCH!! NO!! THAT'S MINE!!
Amy: O.O IT'S A LOOOOOOOVE LETTER!!
Freddy: O///O WHAT!? NO!! OF COURSE NOT!! GIVE IT BACK!! *slashes at
Mortal Kombat :3Me: *lying in bed, drawing in sketchbook, listening to music*Mortal Kombat :34 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*hears scratching on door*
Me: Oo I don't remember having a cat....
Freddy: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!
Me: oO *opens door* What?
Freddy: *wearing two claw gloves with much larger blades* HELP ME GET THESE DAMN THINGS OFF!!
Me: Oo And hoooooow did you get two on in the first place?
Freddy: TT Damn video game.
Freddy: I'll explain later, just help me get these off!! *flails*
Me: And WHY should I help you?
Mollie: *pops up behind him* FATALITY!!
Freddy: OO *turns around quickly* WHAT THE-?!? TT Oh god, not one of you!!!
Me: Oo How'd you get here?
Mollie: I snuck in through your window when you weren't looking. ^^
Me: oO Umm...well then...okay... what's this all about??
Mollie: He's on Mortal Kombat now!! ^^
Freddy: I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS!!!
Me: Soooo, is that why the double claws?
Freddy: YES AND I HATE IT!!!
Freddy: -_- You know what fuck this 20 questions, I'll just do it myself. *tries taking off gloves bu
The Scariest Movie EVA*Amanda, Amy, Jamie, and Michael are all playing Monopoly*The Scariest Movie EVA4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Michael: Wait....I don't understand what this means...
Jamie: It means-
Amanda: IT MEANS YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Amy: IT MEANS YOU GIVE ME ALL THE PLACES YOU BOUGHT!!
Michael: Oo Really?
Jamie: -_- No, it doesn't Uncle Michael.
Amy: Had to ruin our plans for world domination, didn't ya?
Michael: So what DOES it mean then?
Jamie: It just means you go to jail.
Amy: BURNED LIKE KRUEGEEEERRRRRRR!
Michael: Oo But I don't like jail...
Jamie: But you HAVE to go Uncle Michael, it's the rules.
Michael: Can't I just break out?
Amanda: Well the rules never said that you can't break out...
Amy: Oo Heeeyy, if he gets to be the convict who broke out of prison then I get to be the psychotic who broke out of the mental ward!!! ......Oo....wait...
Michael: -_- Not around Jamie, please....
Jamie: But you have t- *is interrupted by screaming coming form upstairs* Oo
CAS:Chapter 24-SizeEveryone in Thomas family knew just how short Isabelle was compared to Thomas. Some of them thought it was cute, some thought it was funny. But it never seemed to bother the couple.CAS:Chapter 24-Size4 years ago in Romance More Like This
One afternoon, the Hewitt's were going to have lunch with some of the Sawyers (Tex, Alfredo and Tinker) when Thomas walked in with Isabelle hot on his heels. She was cursing up a storm, arguing about something. Thomas looked annoyed and looked like he was trying to ignore her. She was about to say something else, then stopped with an annoyed expression. She went out of the room and came back with a chair. Thomas confused expression mirrored everyone else in the room. Isabelle put the chair down and climbed on top of it, making her eye level to Thomas.
Whatever Isabelle was about to say was drowned out by a roar of laughter in the room. Sometimes, Isabelle was just too cute.
Mint-Blitz Ch.0: Got Your BackMint-Blitz Ch.0: Got Your Back4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
MLP FIM Fanfiction:
Mint-Blitz Ch. 0
Got Your Back
Cloud Blitz trotted along the path through Ponyville, curious about how much of a difference there was between here and his home in Cloudsdale. There were more than just Pegasus here, Unicorns and Earth ponies roamed around, as well. He'd even seen a Zebra wandering about. When he agreed to go on this trip with his flight class he figured that it would be another boring trot through the rainbow factory.
Cloud was so amazed at the sights and sounds around him that he didn't even notice the winged colt trotting up behind him. " 'Sup Soda Stain. Freak out any ponies yet?" Cloud's ears flattened as he realized just who was behind him. He looked over his shoulder and flinched as the dusty blue pony strolled up beside him. "C-Can't I be at p-peace for a short time Rain Dance?" He said, making an effort not to make
Pillow Thoughts II - Chapter 4 --AppleDash--Pillow Thoughts II - Chapter 4 --AppleDash--3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Pillow Thoughts II
Where is the limit?
He didn't even realize what happened. The last thing he remembered was that he was rummaging through the bags on top of the carriage when suddenly he got hit by a hard object and landed on his back. He managed to look towards his older brother, his partner in crime, only to see him on the ground, clutching his face and screaming in pain. Apparently he also got hit by something.
Ropes flew around them, carried by purple magic and they soon found themselves tied up tight. One of the mares the seemingly "scared and weak" mares, as they used to call them everytime they planned a robbery, spoke to the orange one.
"Good thing you brought your ropes, AJ."
"That's nothin'. Thanks for saving mah behind. I knew yer heavy books would come in handy someday!"
"Yes well," replied Twilight, rubbing the back of her head, "I never intended to use them like that!" She then turned towards the guards that were pulling their carriage. "Pl
CAS:Chapter 14-RollercoasterA 16 year old Isabelle looked at Thomas with excitement on her face which mirrored his own. They couldn't believe they were actually here.CAS:Chapter 14-Rollercoaster4 years ago in Romance More Like This
When they found out that there was a carnival in town, they really wanted to go there and wanted to play all the games and eat the food there. Most of all, they wanted to ride the roller coaster. But when they asked, the answer was a flat-out no. They sulked for awhile, until Isabelle got an idea. They didn't like it, but they felt they had no choice.
They decided to ask one of Thomas cousin, Tex, to take them.
At first, Tex just raised an eyebrow, but then he smiled and said sure. They were surprised that he said yes so quickly. So, the next day, they sneaked out and waited near the roads for Tex. He arrived and they went to the carnival.
After about an hour of playing games and eating snacks; they eagerly waited in line for the roller coaster. Thomas went through fine, but Isabelle had an argument with the conductor because of the height requireme
Through the windowMe: OMG THAT'S SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!Through the window4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Haunt: IKR?!? And it took me FOREVER to draw, but it's SOOOOO worth it!!!!! ^^
Me: I wonder how they'd feel about it....?
Haunt: Oo I don't wanna know.
Me: Yeah, good point.... you might end up in 7 different countries at the same time.
Me: But anyways... SO CUUUTE!!! *fangirl squee*
Freddy: *leaning in doorway to my room* Okay wtf are you two girls screaming so much about that DOESN'T involve me killing both of you?
Me: NOTHING! Nope...nothing at all....
Haunt: OO Is that him?
Me: Yeah, that's Freddy. Don't worry, he's a total sweetheart, always loving and caring and SOOO compassionate for other's feelings.
Freddy: -.-+ Stfu, bitch.
Me: See what I mean? So caring and compassionate... ^^
Freddy: Yeah, come a little closer and I'll show you my 'loving' side. *evil grin*
Me: -_- Perv.
Freddy: *nods to Haunt* And who are you, girlie?
Me: You can just call her Haunt.
Freddy: Oo Haunt? Why Haunt?
MarkingI had to go pee really badly and we were fucking in the middle of nowhere. Simon was sleeping beside me plus he was sweating buckets that made me want to go even more badly.Marking4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dad and Lauren were in the front seat whispering quietly as dad drove, Tori was sitting in the back beside chloe they both were passing notes and giggling.
'Damn them they knew i would hear if they whispered so they decided to pass notes. I really wanted to know what they were talking about'
Chloe looked at me and smiled shyly i gave her a half smile back then it was ruined when Tori elbowed her in the ribs and snickered when she blushed.
This time i fully blown smiled and turned away afraid that her face my get too red and stay like that.
"Mr. Bae" Chloe called
"hmmm" dad replied looking though the mirror.
"Can u hand a bottle of water" she said fiddling with her thumbs. Dad nodded and told Lauren to get the water bottle from the small freezer underneath her feet.
"Here you go pumpkin the last one" Lauren said. Ch
Darkest Happenings ch. 6Darkest Happenings ch. 64 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Derek nudged me. He wants me to back up into the forest. I took one step back and the wolf made a low growl. Derek tensed and nudged me again, as if to say "keep on going." I took another step back. The wolf growled louder, and then ran off into the woods.
After one quick look around the clearing, Derek turned around and bumped me with his nose. I ran but didn't get very before I couldn't hear Derek's footstep. I stopped and turned around. He was just standing there. I took a closer look and notice he was in stuck in a binding spell.
A black girl with black shoulder length hair walked out from her hiding place. She was a couple inches taller than me and she had dark brown eyes. She looked about 12 maybe 13 years old. "You're on private property."
"Not only are you on private property," another girl walked into the clearing. "You're on pack territory." This was probably the werewolf from before. She had tree-bark brown hair that stopped just under her shoulder blades and blue
Losing KagomeHey, Sango, do you know where Kagome is? InuYasha called from across the camp. Sango looked up from tending the fire.Losing Kagome8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She left with Kirara about an hour ago. Why?
Damn it, whered she go? InuYasha yelled. Sangos eyebrows raised.
Home. She mentioned something about having a date with her boyfriend tonight. She said shed be back tomorrow or the day after. She explained calmly. InuYasha started, and promptly got into Sangos face.
What do you mean her boyfriend? Sango looked him squarely in the eyes.
The guy she fell in love with because she got sick of waiting for you to love her back. Besides, hes from her own era. Sango glanced at him sideways. Why did you think shes been so much calmer than usual when someone mentions Kikyo? She doesnt care anymore. InuYasha just stood there for a moment
The Offspring Chapter "5"Chapter Five, Part OneTwo Years Later/ August 6thThe Offspring Chapter "5"3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Chloe?" Derek pulled up outside a building Chloe was using as a warehouse in the movie she was working on currently.
She was sitting on the curb with Amy, her long time, very faithful assistant, her head down.
"Is she okay?" he asked, concern making his voice snap.
Amy, acquainted with Derek, ignored his tone. "She's really nauseous and she threw up once." She informed, grimacing.
Chloe was curled in a ball, not looking at all her age, which was 23. She looked much younger, much smaller and fragile. Derek quickly bent next to her, sniffing.
"You have a fever..." he muttered. "Amy, would you drive her car home later? I'll pay for a cab for you."
"I can drive her car home, but I can have Rich come pick me up. No cab needed. Feel better, Chloe." She gave her a hug and went inside to tell the rest of the cast/crew.
Derek picked Chloe up and carried her to his car.
"I'm dizzy..." she moaned.
"Well, I'm taking you home." He sai
With Your Own Kind -1With Your Own KindWith Your Own Kind -13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter One: On the Midnight Road
"Hey, Dad, where are we going?"
Kit looked at his son through the rear view mirror. The two of them the only two still awake in the sleepy van that drove alone on the darken high way. An occasional car or truck would pass by, giving them a reminder that there was other life out there, as it momentary gave light to the night.
"We keep going to place to place, trying to deciding what to do, but with no specific direction we're going. So don't think I haven't noticed you're current pattern. For the last week you've been driving some where specific. So where are we going Dad?"
Kit gave him another quick glance, "There's a town, Derek. A little, hidden, town nestled in the mountains of Idaho."
Derek gave his dad a look, "'kay?"
"The town was founded almost five years ago now. It's completely inhabited by supernaturals."
Dereks eyes widened, "What!"
"Derek!" Kit whispered his yell back. A warning not to wake the others. Derek gave a glance
Family Ch. 12Chapter 12Family Ch. 123 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I woke up with Derek's arm wrapped around me, I didn't want to get up, I didn't even want to move. I stied there staring at him, and enjoying the quiet until the twins woke up.
~ hr later~
The twins woke up evenutally and Derek was still out like a light. The twins were now eating breakfast, and I was waiting for everyone to walk in wanting breakfast to. Or at least coming to tell us to wake up. Derek probably came up with this plan to leave in a couple days, and wanted to tell them about it.
[Authors note: I got stuck after this. Sorry so I'm skipping ahead]
I woke up, needing to throw up, I ran to the bathroom, not caring if I woke up Derek. I was in the middle of throwing up, when I felt someone, start pulling up my hair, in a make shefted, hand-held pony tail, and rubb small circles on my back. Derek. I keep throwing up, I flushed and gruggled some water then breathed my teeth. "I'm takling a shower." I said, Derek looked concern, but nods and leaves.
FamilyChapter 1Family4 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Mommy." I heard a tiny voice say. "Mommy, wake up." I opened my eyes to see Damen. One of my sons, He has a twin brother- he looks at me- with his green eyes and i knew something was wrong. I sat up, and pulled him onto my bed where he sat on my lap. "Yes, Whats wrong?" I asked. "I had a nightmare. A big doggie was chaseing me." I pulled him in a big embrace, and moved to the side, so he was in between Derek and me. "You want to sleep in here?" I asked, i knew the answer but i still ask, he nodds his head. I pulled the covers up around him. And we both fell asleep. When I woke up Damen was still next to me, Derek was no where in sight. SO i climbed out of bed, and went to take a shower. Hoping Damen wouldn't wake up, to both of us gone. Thankfully he didn't, He was still asleep when i got out, I gently shook, him telling him it was time to wake up. He look just like his father, Black hair, green eyes, but wasn't quiet muscular. I felt a hand go around my waist, and felt
Why himChloe, Simon, Tori and I were watching TV when Andrew walked in with three boxes of pizza "here you guys go" he said. Simon and Tori immediately dug in "thank Andrew" Chloe said nicely she went to grab the smallest one and I grunted grabbing one and rolling it up before stuffing it in my mouth. It was our second night in the safe house, and we were bored as hell wondering what to do.Why him4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I grabbed my 6th slice when Simon and Tori were on their 3rd and Chloe was on her 2nd. "So what are we going to do" Tori muttered grabbing the remote switching the channel, then she stopped at 'Animal Planet Fatal attractions' It was a man keeping a tiger in his apartment building in new York, Stupid people why can't they see that animals are supposed to be wild and roam free; not kept as pets and in a building.
I turned my attention to Chloe, she took a small bite of her pizza I noticed that she would always eat the crust first then go down from there. A small smile erupted on my face when I saw a bi
Rin and SesshomaruRin and Sesshomaru, a short story.Rin and Sesshomaru5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rin was curled up next to the two headed flying horse, Ah-un, shivering. Her blanket was pulled up over her head and she held it there with tiny, white knuckled fists.
She wasn't cold. In fact she was almost smothering herself while trying to breathe through the blanket.
No. She was scared. Terrified.
Just as she'd been about to drift off to sleep, she heard it. The piercing howls of wolves reached her ears, frightening sleep away.
She'd been lying like that for several minutes, trying to decide whether she dared seek out Lord Sesshomaru and safety, or face the wolves and avoid bother him. Finally, however, her fear of the wolves won out.
Rin peeked out from under her blanket and shivered at the darkness that met her eyes. Soon the bright moonlight gave everything an eerie s
Can You feel the love tonightTori: TimonCan You feel the love tonight4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was during School, there were three new kids Tori, Simon, and Derek. Tori and Simon were always together they found Derek and took him in as a brother.
Chloe Saunders noticed the odd one out of the group. Derek Souza he was always to himself but with his little brother and sister he was happy. Almost every girl approached him but he turned them down not gently but harshly making them run off in the other direction crying.
Then Derek had tutor Chloe because she was falling behind in Chemistry. Everyone saw the chemistry between them and not the school Chemistry but the sexual Chemistry. Girls were jealous, Guys were envious.
Finally Tori noticed what was happened to her big brother and she was upset if he would fall in love he would separate himself to be with her.
"I can see what's happening"
Tori saw Derek looki
Disrupted Chapter Two(Chloe's POV)Disrupted Chapter Two4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I sat there staring at Derek in shock and horror, how can he ask me that? The kids do not even know if he is alive or not. Every time they ask about him, I change the subject. I am not going to lie to myself, I still love Derek but how are the twins going to take it? I know that Sam will not understand, so she will just love the idea that she has a daddy as everyone in her class has one. Plus I cannot let him just walk right back into our lives and disrupt it.
Willow is the brains of the family just like her father, Ash is the athletic one but still takes school very seriously - unless it is homework - and Sam has a big imagination which gives her creative art skills.
I know for fact the twins will not take this lightly as they sorta remember him when they were five. "Derek...I..." I started to say but the door opened and I heard someone barely catching a breath. What the hell has happened now? I asked myself. I wandered out into our bright hall way and saw Ash with a bus
Spawns of the Night Chapt.2-ChloeSpawns of the Night Chapt.24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Derek, I'm so scared."I whispered in an almost hallow voice.
"It will be over soon."He said, smoothing the hair from my face. Just then David walked in.
"Okay Chloe, I need you to breath calmly. You are not fully dilated yet."David whispered as he walked next to me.
"How will you know when I am?"I whispered.
"Well for one, I know you would feel that it's time. And second, I won't know exactly how dilated you are unless I actually check."He bit his lip and I began to worry.
"How exactly do you check?"My eyes were wide and they felt like they might pop out any second.
"Well, I must see the distance the baby is from the end of your uterus."He hesitated to fully answer my question.
"Oh."I turned away.
"David, can I talk to you for a second?"Derek said, voice a monotone.
"Why yes."David said and they left the room. Sadly, at the wrong time.
My insides turned to fire but my screams remained internal. Tears poured down my face as I tried so desperately to call them back. I heard somet
Thicker Than WaterYour brother is such an asshole.Thicker Than Water6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
InuYasha cocked an eyebrow in response. His wife was obviously upset, but hed learned by trial and error that sometimes it was best to remain silent, including when he whole-heartedly agreed with her.
I cant believe he said that. Never mind - I can believe he said that. I guess I shouldnt have been surprised that Rin took it straight to heart. She really believed that Sesshomaru doesnt want their child. Kagomes hands found her own swollen belly to rub as she spoke.
InuYasha placed his large hand over hers. He may not want to admit it, but that asshole wants his child just as much as I wanted our son and this child you carry. Unfortunately, he doesnt understand how vulnerable Rin is now. I tried to explain it to him
When did you become so wise? Kagome asked, folding her other hand over his. You were much more patient than I ever expected when I was preg
Best Friends Forever?Part OneBest Friends Forever?4 years ago in Romance More Like This
I was sat in English waiting for the bell to ring. I had been waiting not so patiently for lunch all morning. Derek called me last night and told me that he had a surprise for me and that he would meet me as usual at lunch. Derek Souza was my friend, has been ever since second grade when he stopped a bunch of kids from picking on me about my stutter. We had lunch together every day out by the old oak, partly because neither of us much liked crowds, and whenever he said he had a surprise for me it usually had funny consquences. Like the time he attempted to make me cherry scones as a good luck present for a test i had to sit, they were so hard that i nearly chipped a tooth.
When the bell rang i left the room so fast i barely heard tor shout, "Say hi to Derek for me" in that sarcastic way that only she can pull off. I just waved my hand over my shoulder in acknowlegement and hurried on to my locker to grab my lunch bag. I couldn't help it i really was excited.
When i got to
Spawns of the Night Chapt.1-ChloeSpawns of the Night Chapt.14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
For the next nine months things were either absolutely hectic or too quiet to be calm. Simon eventually moved out with Rae and got a job. He then adopted penny, for which I was thankful for. She didn't need to be around the institute; not with the way things were.
Sean was on his last days of humanity. Now his human side was only during the daytime, then as night came around he disappeared into the woods. I'd often tried to comfort Kara when I managed to walk about, but it was never often enough. Then there was Chase and Derek. They couldn't stand to be in the same room without going at it. But whenever I or David had something to say about it, one of them would turn their backs and leave.
David was easy going and easily able to get used to our ways of life. Sometimes we would have the occasional talk about necromancy but he was very quiet and shy. It wasn't like I blamed him; living like this with so many people had to affect a person one way or another. But he seemed to make C
Family Ch. 2Chapter 2Family Ch. 24 years ago in Settings More Like This
What was taking Derek so long, I walked up to our room, he was sitting on the bed. Looking at the closet. "I have no idea what to wear?" he said, which was a stock to me. he never cares what he wear. He usually wears clothes that are bigger, "What do you mean?" I asked sitting in his lap. "You look good, Destin and Damen look good." I nod, understanding. He wanted to look good, prefect family type thing with him. i got up walked over to the closet. Stared at it for a moment. Gabbed black jeans, turn and through it at him. Turned back around and looked for a shirt. He had a lot of red, black, and blue shirts. With a couple of sweatshirts. I grabbed a red one, walke over to him and handed it to him. "There," I set it on the bed. "and no sweatshirts. You'll look fine wearing just these." I kissed him on the lips softly and walked out of the room. Simon, Destin, and Damen were playing on the Wii. Simon got that for Derek, when we moved here. Even though Derek never plays it,