Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
So Wrong, So Right-Doctor x MasterWARNING: BoyxBoy, make-outSo Wrong, So Right-Doctor x Master3 years ago in Romance More Like This
So wrong...the tenth incarnation of the Doctor repeated in his head. This was so wrong...
He was being pushed against the iconically blue door of the TARDIS, a pair of hands gripping the front of his brown pinstriped suit, forcing his mouth against someone else's, someone he knew all too well. The Master.
So wrong...yet he found himself kissing back with enthusiasm he didn't know he had, then eventually parting his lips slightly, letting the other's tongue in his mouth.
The kiss broke apart after a few moments, both gasping for air. For but a second, the Doctor was able to see logic through the confusion filling his head.
"St...stop..." He murmured, his voice rough. He raised his arms to push him away, but the Master pressed the other Time Lord's wrists against the door of the TARDIS.
He threw his head back against the TARDIS with a sharp groan, torn between resisting or giving in.
The Master took the unintentional invitation and started pressing kisses to th
Never Be the Same-9Rose FanficNever Be the Same-9Rose Fanfic3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Rose stopped cold in her tracks. There it was, sitting on the arm of the chair.
The Leather Jacket.
She walked slowly, as if in a trance. Reaching out, she hesitated. She was afraid to touch it, as if it would disappear, just as The Doctor, her Doctor did just a short while ago.
When fingers finally connected with the cool texture, Rose's breath strangled in a sob. She rushed over and grabbed it, holding it close to her body. She collapsed to the floor, the jacket in a bundle in her arms. Memories flashed in her mind as tears slid down her face.
"I could save the world but lose you."
"What use are emotions if you will not save the woman you love?"
"Just another stupid ape."
"Everybody lives, just this once, everybody lives!!"
"Rose, I'm coming to get you!"
"It was a better life."
"You were fantastic, absolutely fantastic! And you know what...? So was I!"
Rose shook as the tears blurred her vision. Her wonderful Doctor, the man who had changed her life,
Doctor WhoHurtling through time and space,Doctor Who9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Can he ever find a place?
Jumping forward to a brand new earth,
Jumping back to an empty hearth.
Forward again to see the Face of Boe,
Back in time to meet an old foe.
He is pursued by an incessant fact,
The likes of which he can't take back.
His entire home, his people his soul,
All gone, leaving him without a goal.
The last of the Time Wars,
The end of his kind,
He is trapped b
Here Without YouHere Without You3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don't think I can look at this the same
When The Doctor first met Sarah Jane in his Third regeneration, he thought she was absolutely perfect in every way.
From the way she smiled to the way she helped him, just thinking of the budding journalist made both his hearts flutter with utter contentment.
Right now, The Doctor was in his Eleventh regeneration and currently dreaming of his Sarah Jane.
But all the miles that separate
Disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face
The Doctor sighed in his sleep, dreaming of Sarah Jane being in his arms, forever, just her and him, the way it should have been.
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
This wasn't the first time he'd dreamt about Sarah, he has sometimes dreamt about her when he least expected it.
Sometimes he didn't
You Know You're a Whovian When...1. You always bring a banana to a party.You Know You're a Whovian When...3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
2. Every time you see someone wearing a bowtie, you tell them it's cool.
3. Statues, particularly angels, freak you out.
4. You're constantly on the lookout for Bad Wolf.
5. Whenever you don't know what something is, you have the sudden urge to taste it.
6. You devoutly believe that Gallifrey was once a planet.
7. You own a sonic screwdriver.
8. You own a fez.
9. You own a bowtie.
10. You named your dog K-9.
11. Whenever you get sick and your parents tell you they're going to take you to the doctor, you squeal in joy before you realize that they mean the doctor, not the Doctor.
12. You'd definitely run off with a stranger in a blue police box.
13. When asked in class why the Titanic sunk, your response is "Because the Doctor didn't save it".
14. You always capitalize 'doctor' or 'master' even when it isn't needed.
15. The phrase "Bingle bongle, dingle dangle, yickiddy-do yickiddy-da, ping pong, lippytappytootah" actually has some s
Ten DaysTen days. That's how long it took before he broke down.Ten Days3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ten days in which he saved worlds, ran for his life, basically did what he had always done.
And every once in awhile he would forget what had happened. He would call her name and wait for her. He expected to find her in the kitchen with a cup of tea. He held out his hand and waited for her to take it.
Only to be disappointed. To remember she was no longer there.
He fought himself through the ten days without shedding a single tear. Until he accidentally opened the wrong door. The door to her room.
He froze and looked at the messy bed, the articles of clothing scattered on the floor, the open magazine on a table. She could have been there just yesterday.
Pictures decorated her wall. Some were of her and him with the big ears, the blue eyes and leather jacket. Others were of him, this him, with the big hair and the brown eyes. He couldn't help but smile. She had always been surrounded by memories whereas he kept running.
On the nigh
Doctor Who FridaySeven A.M. Wakin' up in the TARDIS, Gotta get out, Gotta see outside.Doctor Who Friday4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Gotta Have my Screwdriver, Gotta be Sonic.
Seeing everything the Time is Going, Ticking on and on, Everybody's Runnin'.
Gotta get Down to the Planet.
Gotta See the World.
I See Daleks!
Killing with the Ground Troops, Blasting with the Saucers.
Gotta make my mind up, Which way should I run?!?!
It's Doomsday! Doomsday!
Gotta Save the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Doomsday! Doomsday! Savin' the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Looking for a way to escape.
Into the Vortex, Cruising in the TARDIS, Flying so fast, i Fear i might Die!
I think we may Crash!
I Got this! I lost this!
The Controls are not Quite right (Yeah)
I Got this! I lost this!
Now There's Cybermen!
Deleting in the Front Lines!
Converting in the Moonbase,
Gotta make my mind up, Which
ColorsThere's a softness in his eyes, the kind that's gentle with just a touch of that ancient sadness. He tugs at the collar of his shirt, runs his fingers through his already mussed hair, and tucks his sonic screwdriver in his coat pocket. He turns and looks back at the TARDIS, and there she is. His pink and yellow girl, poking her head around the door, her tongue tucked between her teeth in the grin that is so completely hers. She says something clever, but he misses it. He's too lost in her eyes.Colors3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And then he blinks and she's gone.
And he's alone. He adjusts his bowtie.
A moment later, another head pops out of the eternal blue box, but this one is too red, too tall.
"Doctor, what's taking you so " But she stops when she sees the look in his eyes. "Doctor, are you all right?" He smiles and the softness is gone, hidden once again behind the bubbly child-like façade. The one that keeps him safe.
"Yes, fine!" He sweeps past the red one into the TARDIS and swaggers around the consol
A CrackA Crack2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The shape of a sickly smile
The sound of a woman's voice,
Send me back!
Send me back!
He knows that voice,
Remembers that day.
That awful, terrible, life-ending day,
when his world was ended
When he wa
RegenerationRegeneration3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You look up, your eyes falling on the solid form of a human body nearby, the voice issuing from it soft and earnest. "It is just like regenerating."
You look down, figiting as the artificial lights blink past you, the empty bus taking you back to what is supposed to be home. "How did you know?" You ask, not meeting his eyes.
"I know the look. The feeling of- loss. The aprehension of what's ahead. An entire new world to explore- like starting over."
You hear a soft rustle of clothing as he moves from where he's sitting across the bus to sit next to you, waiting patiently until you are ready to talk. You've given up on guessing how he gets around so well, after all, he didn't park the TARDIS on the bus, and you just accept his presence, grateful that you and the lonely bus driver aren't the only ones out in the middle of the night.
"I thought it would be easier, coming home. And that moving out would be the hard part. But the truth is I don't feel like I belong in either place- n
Tick Tock, Goes the Clock LyricsTick Tock, Goes the clock, and what then shall we play?Tick Tock, Goes the Clock Lyrics3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, now summer's gone away?
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, and what then shall we see?
Tick Tock, Until the day that thou shalt marry me.
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, and all the years they fly.
Tick Tock, And all too soon, you and I must die.
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, We laughed at fate and mourned her.
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, even for the Doctor.
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, he cradled and he rocked her.
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, 'Til River kills the Doctor.
Doctor, Brave and good, He turned away from violence,
When he understood the falling of the Silence.
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, He gave all he could give her.
Tick Tock, Goes the clock, Now prison waits for River.
Oneword: MedicalOneword: Medical3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The two Londoners had unknowingly pinned a Gallifreyan against a brick wall in a dark alley. Having caught him suspiciously breaking into a high-tech facility, Sherlock feared that the tall, gangly man in the tweed jacket had been another member of Moriarty's web. John, not familiar with the technology contained in the stranger's little green-bulbed instrument with extendable claws, had pointed his gun at him for a sense of safety.
"Whatever went wrong," pleaded the man, both hands in the air against the wall, "I can assure you with... um.. about eighty six percent certainty that it wasn't me. Probably."
John wrinkled his nose at Sherlock in confusion. "Who are you?" he demanded of the stranger, lowering his gun by a couple inches.
"I'm the Doctor," he claimed, eyes darting back and forth between the darkly-clad man whose cheekbones he could sympathize with, to a shorter blond man who would almost remind him of the Master's last form if not for his kind, tired eyes.
"Yeah right," snort
We've Got Mail!Amy and Rory are gone, but Time Lords are clever, and there's always a way to keep in touch...We've Got Mail!4 months ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
“We’ve got mail!” River caroled as she bounced into the Tardis, waving a handful of heavy vellum envelopes.
“Give me!” the Doctor ran down the Tardis stairs and snatched half the envelopes from River’s grasp, scattering others across the entryway floor.
River didn’t protest, she was as eager as he was to discover the contents.
They both sat down right there on the entryway floor and started opening envelopes.
The Doctor slit open a thick square envelope with his pinkie and pulled out the sheaf of papers inside. He quickly unfolded them.
“Hello, Raggedy Man, What’s up?”
Tears started in his eyes at that irreverent greeting, he grinned fit to bust and blinked his eyes clear.
“We got your last letter,” Amy continued. “Sounds like you put my daughter through the ringer. Really, you should know better than to take
DW Doctor and Master"Doctor, is that you?" The Master asked watching a skinny man in a suit materialise before his eyes. The Doctor nodded. He stepped forwards to touch The Master, but The Master moved. "But, How?" The Doctor sighed "I used the remains the diamond, to visit you one last time."DW Doctor and Master5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Oh Doctor," The Master said wrapping his arms around him, holding the man he loved close. They relaxed into each other's touch breathing in each others scents. "How long have we got?" The Master asked gently pulling back to look into The Doctors eyes.
"Time. We've got four years together before I've got to leave. I put myself in a paradonmile lock, I was regenerating," The Doctor replied. The Master nodded then grinned cheekily, "Doctor, you know I'm so so hungry, so very HUNGRY. So let me eat you " The Master captured The Doctor lips gently, making him blush (it had been a long, long time). "Hmm, Doctor you Taste yummy." The Master licked his lips. "So what you wanna do? This clearly isn't a
On the Other SideOn the Other Side2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
She slams the wall,
No, no, NO!
This wasn't how... Not this way...
A pause, a sound, most minuscule thing,
...two parts of time and space...never touched...
Warm skin pressed against cold, unfeeling wall
A sudden crack that wasn't there before,
Doctor? Are you okay?
A young girl, maybe? A new companion?
She makes a list,
Rose Tyler: Defender of Earth, Bad Wolf, pink and yellow human, and replaced...
Going HomeThis isnt exactly what I imagined when you suggested fighting across the constellations. The Master said, gazing out at the broad expanse of universe surrounding them. The two Time Lords lay suspended in the TARDIS protection field, on an asteroid, a few scorch marks its final testimony to the planet it had burst from only moments ago. In the light of the supernova they talked like old friends and old enemies, because what's the need for titles after all they had been through? They were themselves, and each other, and the last. The Master turned.Going Home8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Why did you do it? Images of The Doctor racing back and forth, cradling the bleeding time lord to his chest. Into the TARDIS, smash controls, keep him breathing until you get to god-knows-where.
Im The Doctor. Cheeky. And you very well know why.
Its nice to hear.
I need you. Just as much as you need me.
You knew it was me,
Of Thorns and WolvesWe came first among the gods of TimeOf Thorns and Wolves3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sing of all her briars in the Night
Of golden eyes and golden light
Of the devils' might
Of the dust that falls
It's all that's left
Look at the dust floating round your head
Who's afraid of the big Bad Wolf?
Who's afraid for the big Bad Wolf?
All the power
In all the Worlds
Couldn't save them both
And so he died
To fulfill an oath
The Lord died for his goddess
And they left
As new man
And girl, no longer goddess
(Never mind who they left behind
A Captain in a lonely Time)
But who could say
That Bad Wolf wouldn't strike again
There was a far off land
Where she would stay
And the Lord would leave
And mourn until this day
He would grieve
Why did you ever go away?
Bad Wolf's briars
Poke and prick
Far and reaching
Even when he dies again
He always will wonder when
He had forgotten how long it's been
This time he doesn't want
Happy to see me?The Doctor was running down a street. He was chasing someone he'd spotted from a distance and instantly recognised. Yet it couldn't be him. There was absolutely no way... He was trapped with the other Timelords in the Time lock. In hell. Because he had chosen to rather than letting the Doctor die. After years of fighting, his final act had been to save the Doctor's life. The Doctor rounded a corner, eyes darting to find where the figure had gone, just noticing him turning into another alleyway ahead. He almost certainly knew he was being followed by now, and was probably trying to give him the slip. He rounded another corner and there he was, stood there, facing him, the alley a dead end.Happy to see me?5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"What?" asked the Doctor. There was nothing else he could say really. No matter how pleased he secretly was to see that man - that brilliant, yet insane man, he should not be there. It couldn't be a good sign that he'd managed to escape the Time lock, because that could mean
Holding OnShe thinks about him often. No, perhaps that isn't the proper way to put it. For her to think about him often, there would have to be times when he wasn't on her mind, and that very concept is so ridiculous that she pushes it away instantly, unable to cope with its revolting presence. It's more like she thinks about him largely, so that he seems to occupy more and more of her mind daily, if that makes any senseit doesn't. She's never been particularly good with words, and isn't even sure why she's trying to fit her current state of mind into syllables that she could put voice toor perhaps write down, if she had the patience. Of course, she never really felt particularly talented at anything, really, until he came along. He made her feel special, wanted. Not that her mum hadn't done the same thing throughout her life, butbut he was different, he was better, he was everything, he wasHolding On3 years ago in Romance More Like This
He was gone.
He is gone, that is, because his disappearance i
Kanji Tatsumi x Reader part 2Kanji Tatsumi x Reader part 29 months ago in Romance More Like This
You remembered that it had been just another dreary tutoring session with the first, second, and third year idiots of Yasogami High. Since you had been under consideration for full honors along with ten other students, and had no other extra curricular activities which would be able to go on your highschool transcripts, you had been selected to use your academic skills for the greater good of the students. The school offered you a good word for your college of choice and club activity for your transcript in exchange for tutoring some of the more, "academically challenged" students in the school. Which, in laymans terms, meant you had to waste time that could be spent in your room playing videogames to help some poor soul scrape a C in either one or all of their failing classes. Should you help other students and actually make them progress, it would be all the better for you to keep that extra curricular activity. Yet the principal did manage to conviniently sl
Sherlock in the Tardis FanficSherlock in the Tardis Fanfic4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sherlock in the Tardis
John almost walked straight into it. A blue box. Right there in the middle of the street. No one seemed to find it odd and John didn't even seem to have been aware of it, before he crashed his nose into it. Even now, when he finally saw it, he didn't seem all that interested. He scowled at the box for having stood in his way and then walked over to the edge of the street, planning to get a cab.
Sherlock however had lost all interest in the case Lestrade had brought to their attention. Certainly, a severed foot sounded intriguing enough, but there was something about this blue box that was even more interesting than detached limbs.
Sherlock circled it. A police box, as he'd expected. He recognised the old design, though he wasn't sure where his mind had collected that particular piece of useless data. He blamed John, since meeting him, Sherlock's mind was being force fed useless information every day. He had no desire to know who the contestants of
Run Doctor who -spoilers-Rose used to wonder why the TARDIS sounded like it was crying whenever it left somewhere, but as she broke the kiss to stare at the fading machine, she realized that it was because when the Doctor had to leave, his heart broke just a little. He went where he was needed, where the TARDIS sent him, never encountering the same people twice (except Donna, but there was something bigger going on there). Even with his companions, there came the time for them to leave. Rarely did he see them again, and never for very long. His goodbyes were often fatal, leaving dead behind, through no fault of his own though he blamed himself.Run Doctor who -spoilers-7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The new doctor, her doctor, came to stand beside her and she wondered, what was a doctor without a TARDIS to cry for him? He took her hand gently, laced her fingers through his and smiled.
"Run." He said, and suited action to word, tearing off down the beach, dragging her behind, answering her question. The Doctor without his TARDIS was like a soldier without a gun, dep