Not Good Enough"Hurtful words, from my enemies of the last five years, what's it like to die alone?"Not Good Enough5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was never different, every day, the way they would verbally attack him. The plan fell through. Not one day has passed that he had not thought about it, about her. He agreed with them, with every one, if it was not for him, her beautiful smiling face would still grace the world, her musical laughter would still chime, filling the halls with happiness.
"How does it feel when tears freeze, when you cry? The blood in your veins is twenty below."
What happened that night changed him, made him cold to the world, numb. They were in love; everyone knew that, no one really understood how, they were like day and night. She was so vibrant and colorful, she use to dance around in the mornings, holding his hand as he stood there. Because that's all he was, he was basic, mono-toned. His happy voice never differed from his voice of anger. But as different as they were, they fit together p
A Very ReAnimator ChristmasA Very Re-Animator ChristmasA Very ReAnimator Christmas8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
On Christmas Eve, one night in December
Something Strange happened, if I do remember
The oddity began when Santa visited one house
He came down the chimney, as quiet as a mouse
But one ear did hear the entrance into his home
For there stood Herbert West, his hair in bad need of a comb
The young man looked angry, peeved, and perturbed
In truth, young Herbert looked downright disturbed
Santa started to say the excuse he had planned
But Herbert was quicker with his shovel in hand
In a matter of seconds Santa was out like a light
"Huh" Herbert said, "Didn't even put up a fight"
So Herbert grabbed Santa's feet to bring him to his lab
For Herbert was a sick and twisted young lad
But Santa's body would not budge, try as he might
For Santa was quite heavy while Herbert was slight
"Damnit" Herbert cursed, he was very perplexed
If Dan found the body, he would be quite vexed
Herbert had a plan, he knew just what to do
It was a simple plan, an easy plan, and a clever o
MLH Friendship is Awesome Pt 2Episode Two: The Story is Still BeginningMLH Friendship is Awesome Pt 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"So," Sally began as she looked at everyone, "shall we go visit Ponyville?" Everyone blinked in confusion as they continued to process what had happened to them.
"Let me get zis straightened," Antoine said. "You, Eggman... Eggpony, whoever you are. You caused all of us to go to zis... pony wairld. Deed you want us to go here? Deed you cause us to turn into zese ponies?"
Eggpony shook his head vigorously. "Of course not! I was going to send you to a horrible dark world full of monsters and... Scary things! Not this... this PONY world," Eggman said angrily as he pounded his hoof on the ground. "As to why we have these horrible four-legged bodies I could not begin to imagine. Perhaps when my machine malfunctioned it changed our bodies to match those most commonly found here. Though, my machine was not designed to do that, so... I have no idea."
Sally cleared her throat and asked, "Then tel
the expected romancethe expected romance3 years ago in Romance More Like This
rrainbow: that good day to remove the reward is a beautiful sky clouds
pinkie: hello rainbow dash
rainbow: hi pinkie ¬ ¬
pinkie: want to go to the dimension of sonic (mobius)
rainbow: clear today I have wanted to compete with sonic
went to the dimension it was dark sonic
pinkie: I go to the home of cream for vanilla cupcakes
pinkie: quiet was not his mother who was talking vanilla spice
rainbow: I'm sorry ahhhhhhhhhh
rainbow went to Amy's house to sleep with her
rainbow: amy thanks for staying here
amy: nothing ...... I hope that does not bother you is that I was making a call pi and also there are good guys who are sonic, shadow, silver and scurgue
rainbow: no matter
amy: well they are ruege rainbow, blaze and Fiona
all: be happy
pray: what if we play truth or dare
Fiona: Well I first turn
spin the bottle of sake XD makes me meiko was here XD
Fiona: Well ......... I touch a rainbow rainbow truth or dare
rainbow: a challenge
EffeteYour silenceEffete5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
pulls me out
of my dream.
There is a
yet I cannot
you so wish
I cannot escape
as it approaches.
No words form
upon my lips
to cast a curse
in any tongue.
June 13th, 2010
MLH: Friendship is AwesomeEpisode One: Our Story BeginsMLH: Friendship is Awesome4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sally ducked under the laser fire and rolled behind some nearby rubble. "Sonic, over here!" she shouted as she pulled out her portable computer NICOLE from her boot. "Nicole, any ideas on how to get past these Dark Egg Legionnaires? We're coming under heavy fire and I can't find Sonic anywhere." Just as the final words came out of her mouth a blue blur appeared beside her and cocked his head.
"Whaddya mean you can't find me? I've been around here the whole time!" Sonic replied as he ducked down beside Sally and began stretching his legs.
"Sonic, this is no time for games," Sally said tiredly. "We have to get past these Legionnaires or we'll never be able to get inside Eggman's base and see what he's up to." She pulled Sonic back down behind the rubble as he tried to stand up and get a look at the hooded echidnas firing at them. "Not now Sonic. Anything yet Nicole?"
A small face popped up on the computer screen, the face of a lynx. "I may have someth
Sonic X Rainbow DashSonic the Hedgehog woke up one morning and stretched, it was a pretty good day. "Ok good morning world!" he said and got some toast and cereal. "I better do some jogging so I can stay in shape, I will probably run 100,000 miles today." so he finished his breakfast with OJ and ran out the door real fast, I'm talking way fast.Sonic X Rainbow Dash4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'm not even breakin a sweat" said Sonic, fast. He was fast going past a bunch of blurs that were probably grass and houses but he couldn't tell because he was going too fast.
He turned on his MP3 player to his cool theme music and listened to it as he ran and ran and ran and ran and kept on going until a couple of hours later the music stopped "Oh cool now the batteries are dead cause I forgot to charge them, great!" he stopped to take out his earphones but he looked up and he didn't even know where he was.
Everywhere they were a bunch of rainbows, and there were ponies. This was definitely somewhere else.
"Welcome to Ponyville" said a purple pony and Sonic was l
The Evil Dead ReviewThe Evil Dead Review3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Five friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-
possessing demons. This is Rumor Control and I bid you welcome! To start off our month of
horror film reviews I thought I would do a wrap up of some requests that I couldn't get to
do in time. We kick things off with the directorial debut of Sam Raimi, The Evil Dead.
What's there to say about the Evil Dead franchise? It's a series of films that started out
good and just got better with each passing addition, and what makes Evil Dead such a
remarkable film is that it was great film, and with it being Raimi's first it paved the
way for more great films from this director. For me there are a few things to nitpick here
and there, such as some of the early scenes in Evil Dead aren't really filmed all too
well, such as in the beginning wherein our characters nearly run headfirst into an
oncoming truck. It's just not filmed all too well and comes off as goofy and in a way
irrelevant. The dialogue, at first, is
A Two-Way SplitA Two-Way Split3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The last bits of Luna's night were chased away by the rising of Celestia's sun, the moon taking its leave as the skies of Equestria began to brighten up. Inside the Ponyville Library, Twilight Sparkle's eyelids began to twitch as the sunlight made its way across the floor. She turned over onto her side as it reached her eyes, trying to squeeze out another minute or two of sleep.
She soon lost the battle and her eyelids separated, revealing her violet eyes. She let out a yawn as she sat up, running a hoof across her face in an attempt to wipe the remnants of sleep away. She soon lowered her hoof and, after a moment, got out of her bed, setting her four hooves down on the wooden floor. Glancing over at the basket housing the sleeping form of her assistant, she decided to let him sleep in for a little while and walked over to her dresser, picking her brush up with her magic and beginning to brush the bed head out of her hair.
When her mane was back to its usual straight appearance, she sm
EFMRBOH: Sheogorath vs JokerEpic fan made rap battles of history!EFMRBOH: Sheogorath vs Joker3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Who is this who dares to enter my kingdom of crime?
Some tired old jester trying desperately to rhyme
I'm the Joker, you hear? You'd best remember the name
Not even a so called god can best me at my game
Look at you; you're really cramping my style trying to rock the purple
Simply by existing you're creating a fashion hurdle
Wow will you look at that? It's time I kicked your wrinkled ass
With a good old dose of Joker's laughing gas
You'll be beaten down, tore apart and tossed away with style!
But don't worry; at least you'll lose with a smile
You call yourself mad? I invented insanity!
Now bring the anger, the rage and all the profanity
A mere clown against a mad god, how could you even attack?
Your measly little pistol has got nothing on my Wabbajack!
I'll puncture the Penguin and scare off the Scarecrow
Defang Killer Croc and shatter Freeze with a low blow
Is it Joker or Jokette? I reall
Jennifer's Body a reviewJennifers Body a reviewJennifer's Body a review5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Diablo Cody was a call girl who wrote a famous blog and book and eventually the award winning Juno. Megan Fox is well, Megan Fox, a very pretty girl. If one were to guess what the two had in common it would as simply put, sex appeal. As such many people will get the wrong impression about what this is about, thinking its just a piece of Megan Fox smut.
However, theyll be missing out on the movie entirely.
In a small town in the middle of nowhere called Devils Cauldron, we meet a girl named Needie who has a very popular friend named Jennifer. While she plays tag along to a bar, Needie overhears a band named Low Shoulder scheme up something sinister. Before long, the bar catches on fire, a dazed Jennifer goes with the band and will reappear later at Needies House, covered in blood.
For those of you fearing a gigantic Megan Fox performance, fear not. We mostly follow Amanda Seyfrieds character
Sonic and Rainbow Dash Adventure Chapter 10Sonic and Rainbow Dash Adventure Chapter 103 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 10: Meeting with Old Friends, the Formation of Team Chaos, Team Sol & Team Guardians!
Where we last left off in the last Chapter, Our Heroes just fought off an Ursa Major, who was powered by the Chaos Emeralds. It was then Dr. Eggman Took the emerald & planned an escape to
this base. Just as all hope was lost. It was just then a mysterious White Hedgehog Stopped
the mad doctor & took the emerald out of his grip via his telekinesis & A Female Raccoon
blasted a shot of energy at the Doctor. That sent him flying. The 2 figures reveal to be
Sliver the Hedgehog & Marine the Raccoon traveling alongside them is a crossed-eyed Pegasus
Named Ditzy "Derpy Hooves" Doo & a mysterious Brown Earth Pony with an Hourglass as a cutie
mark. Who is this Mysterious Mare that Stands in front of the Mane 6 & the Sonic team? The
answers will be revealed on this chapter of Sonic & Rainbow Dash Adventure!
Twilight Sparkle: Who's this guy?
???: Oh Pardon me, I'm Known as the Doctor.
All: The Doctor?
Re-Animator ReviewRe-Animator Review3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
A dedicated student at a medical college and his girlfriend become involved in bizarre
experiments centering around the re-animation of dead tissue when an odd new student
arrives on campus. This is Rumor Control, here are the facts. Now, I'm just gonna come out
and admit it: I'm not as crazy about Re-Animator as the rest of the world (audience
gasps). Now I'm not saying it's a bad movie, on the contrary it's far from that. It is an
enjoyable and entertainingly grisly movie, however I can never shake that feeling, you
know the one where you are enjoying something but not as much as you wanted to? The two
major problems I have with this movie are its characters (for the most part) and some plot
elements. The characters, like I said for the most part, are incredibly unlikeable, at
least to me they are. For starters we have Meg, the love interest. What I can't stand
about her is the fact that it just seems all she does throughout the film is whine and
scream. I know for the most part she'
Sonic and MLP the elements of chaos episode2 act1Sonic and MLP the elements of chaos episode2 act13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
after temporarily defeating discord, the mane six splits in the direction they came toward celestias castle, where they saw her at the door.
celestia: ah, girls. im glad you made it so quickly.
twilight: your positive youve made contact with mobius?
celestia: youll have to come and see for yourself.
celestia said as they all walked into the castle, this time they walked in the opposite direction of celestias chamber, and went down a flight of stairs. they walked into a room with many unicorns earth ponies and pegasi in lab uniforms.
celestia: welcome to the testing room. weve all dedicated our research to the problem at hand, dropping everything to see if we could find this...mobius....and i have a feeling that weve found it.
celestia said as she led them to a door, behidn the door, were two other unicorns, who were evidently using their magic, being their horns were glowing, and in between them, a portal like device, which didnt seem to
Magic on Mobius: Prologue Magic on Mobius: PrologueMagic on Mobius: Prologue 2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A large man was leaning back in a chair, twiddling his great mustache as he looked at a massive array of monitors. The monitors were arranged in a half-circle facing the man, providing the only light in the dark room he sat in. From the light the screens provided, one could see that the man wore a red jacket and black slacks over his egg-shaped body. His eyes flickered from screen to screen behind his darkened glasses as he muttered to himself. Every screen displayed a different image of a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog, one showing it in battle with an egg-shaped robot, another showing an x-ray of it, all of them providing valuable scientific information regarding the hedgehog. And every bit of it was practically useless to the man viewing it. “Curses!” he shouted as he slammed his fist down on the arm of his chair. The sound reverberated around the dark room. “Even with all of this carefully collected data,
Sonic: Friendship is Eternal Ch. 30Sonic: Friendship is Eternal Ch. 303 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Zappity Zap Zap
"So you're Applejack. Bearer of the Element of Honesty" Sour Apple said with a grin.
"And just who in the hay are you?" she demanded, teeth showing in anger.
"Your opposite, Sour Apple." She said before her eyes glowed a creepy red. "Bearer of the Element of Deceit" she charged at Applejack as soon as she finished her sentence. Applejack braced herself and grunted when they collided. She pushed back as much as she could, feeling the earth move under her hooves before feeling her flank touch a tree. Her eyes shot open as she was knocked aside, onto the ground. She quickly stood back up before rushing at Sour, quickly pivoting to buck her in the face. A sickening crack confirmed she hit her target. Sour's head not only was knocked back from the hit, but it also collided with the tree. She screeched in agony as she collapsed. Applejack approached her cautiously before she quickly stood and tackled the orange coated pony. Sour grinned as a glob of her spit began to slowly m
Sonic: Friendship is Eternal Ch. 31Sonic: Friendship is Eternal Ch. 313 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Metal's eye panels slowly began to light up as his system came back online. The first thing he noticed was the fact he was indoors, and on a bed no less. the wood paneling of the walls, roof and floor of the room a pleasant brown color. He began to sit up, his gears grinding and hydraulics hissing as they finally began to move again. He looked over to a window on the other side of the room and got out of bed, heading toward it slowly. When he looked out he saw many griffins flying around, this confirmed his suspicions. Gilda must have brought him there while he was in standby mode. He could see a lot of gorges and canyons, as well as mountains. This place was certainly like he'd imagined.
"nice to see you up and about" Gilda said from behind him, having just entered the room. He turned his head, looking at her through the corner of his eye before returning his gaze to the outside.
"any leads?" he asked.
"all intel points to Ponyville" she said.
"then lets prepare, we m
Sonic and MLP the elements of chaos episode1 act2Episode 1: a contradictionSonic and MLP the elements of chaos episode1 act23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
sonic: THE EMERALDS!!!
rainbow dash: THE ELEMENTS!!!
sonic and rainbow dash both yelled simotaniously in their respective worlds.
sonic looked around and found himself in his bedroom.
sonic:...man...that was strange.....but...it was just a dream....
sonic said to himself as tails walked into the room and turned on the light.
tails: sonic! are you okay? did something happen with the emeralds???
tails asked. sonic looked at him and sighed.
sonic: oh...hey tails....i just had the weirdest dream.......
tails: what was it about??
sonic: well....it started with me...in this...black void place.....i heard a voice...and when i ran to find out what it was.....turns out it was just....a blue pony.
sonic: yeah...and the weirdest part was....i asked her about the chaos emeralds....because there was a lightning bolt on her rear end..d..do you think its a coincidence that i had that
Sonic: Friendship is Eternal Ch. 19Sonic: Friendship is Eternal Ch. 193 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Twilight had gathered her friends to go to Canterlot. Celestia having sent them a notice to appear there for the ceremony they were having for their heroism. The trip took about an hour before they finally made it to the palace.
Everyone looked around in awe of the palace. It had been a week since the whole fight. Blaze was in a wheel chair due to where her injury was. This meant no walking for a while.
They entered the ceremony hall of the palace. Princess Celestia waiting as they walked up to be honored for their heroism. Not a lot of ponies were too happy about what happened to Trixie.
Blaze could tell a lot of eyes were on her, though it wasn't in honor. It was in disgust.
"Citizens, we are gathered here to honor these brave heroes and heroines. For their acts of bravery in the face of mortal danger." Celestia started, smiling at them as she gave each one a medal for their heroism. Many ponies cried out in protest, calling them anything but Heroes. That is until a voice said
Sonic: Friendship is Eternal Ch. 27Sonic: Friendship is Eternal Ch. 273 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Closer Look
"are you sure it's wise to keep a Changeling as a pet?" Twilight asked. Fluttershy and Tails having brought Changer to show their friends. Changer was on Fluttershy's back, looking at Twilight with his blue eyes.
"well he seems to have been abandoned. And I couldn't just leave him there" she said. Twilight sighed before she simply smiled.
"alright then, you are the expert." She said before Changer flew up and went over to her to hug her. Spike was watching the whole thing as he was petting Peewee. Chuckling a bit at the little Changeling. Changer looked at him before flying down to the ground. Landing right next to him. Leaning in closer since he was curious about the little dragon and Phoenix. Spike leaned back a bit before feeling Changer lick his cheek.
"nice to meet you too" he said to the changeling. Wiping off his cheek before returning his gaze to the changeling. Only to see himself standing there. He blinked, moving a bit. The changeling mirroring
LIF Harmony Rising Part 2LIF Harmony Rising part 2LIF Harmony Rising Part 22 years ago in Drama More Like This
[At the entrance of the Community College, a news anchor and his team are covering the story about what has unfolded. Crowds of students are walking out of the auditorium as the anchorman speaks.]
Anchorman: This was the sight earlier today as Nobel Prize Winner Victor Sentorini was expecting a welcoming speech in his honor. What he got, however was a musical insult from a local convict/drunk who goes by the alias Master Shake. A student named Jonesy Garcia was to originally give the welcoming speech. This was interrupted by Shake who proceeded to kick Jonesy off the stage and talked about his time in prison and how it related to the time Sentorini's spent in a Cuban prison. He then started playing Rubber Bullets by the group 10cc. Sentorini stormed off while saying in Italian "You Michigan people are all fucked up." He could not be reached for comments.
[Wyatt, Jude, and Jonesy walked out of the college.]
Wyatt: You okay man?
Jonesy: I've been through worse.
Sonic and Rainbow Dash Adventure Chapter 14Sonic and Rainbow Dash Adventure Chapter 142 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Last Time, Our Heroes Were Facing off Against Trixie Lulamoon who used the Power of Sol Emerald for her worthy desires! The Battle was rough but with a Combo Move Performed by Twilight, Silver, and Marine & Blaze. Trixie Lulamoon was Defeated & Team Sol Won. Just Was Trixie Was About to Surrender the Sol Emerald. The Evil Dr. Eggman has snatched the powerful gem through his latest invention, the Egg Spider! He flees with the Emerald in his Possession as Team Sol cases him to get it back. Meanwhile, Team Chaos & the Bad Repudiators, Shadow & Gilda came back to Ponyville only to find out that Eggman Came in & trashed the Place & Took the Remaining Emeralds There. With Anger, Sonic & Dashie Decided to Head to Throttingham with the Rest of the crew to get the Emeralds Back! But later, After the Confrontation with the mad Doctor, Our Heroes were in over their heads When the Egg Spiders' Capabilities Were too powerful for them, Even Sonic & Rainbow Dash Weren'
Paranormal Activity ReviewAfter moving into a suburban home, a couple becomes increasingly disturbed by a nightly demonicParanormal Activity Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
presence. This is Rumor Control, here are the facts. One year ago this movie came out. It got great
reviews, made a boat load of money and became a sort of phenomenon. I remember wanting to see
this film so badly but didn't get a chance. But last month I found It on DVD at my library and took it
out. Good God that was probably the biggest mistake I've made all year. To sum this movie up look
up the word pathetic and you'll find the poster right next to it. Now what makes a bad horror movie?
Bad story, bad dialogue, characters we don't care about, bad acting, no scares and dullness. This
movie has all of those in spades! Now a movie not being scary can easily be forgiven (the Friday the
13th films aren't and I love those movies) but so long as the film is entertaining. This isn't. To begin
with lets start off with these so called "scares." Ghosts scare the shit out of me. So a movie about
Flame Core and Silver, Pt. IFlame Core and Silver, Pt. I2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A light gold earth pony wearing a brown hat and a brown vest with a red apple for a cutie mark and a female buffalo with a purple and white headband with a pair of feathers on it slowly walked across a ravaged, blackened landscape, both of them looking around nervously. The desolate landscape in front of them seemed to stretch on for miles, and the sky above them was full of smoke, completely blocking out the sky. Both of them were utterly baffled and more than a little scared of their surroundings.
The buffalo soon broke the silence, asking, "Braeburn, do you have any idea how we got here?"
The earth pony replied, "Ah wish Ah knew, Little Strongheart. This place, wherever it is, gives me the creeps. It ain't nothin' like good ol'…" Despite his nervousness, Braeburn couldn't help but stop and rear up on his hind legs, saying, "APPLELOOSA!"
Little Strongheart stopped as well and said, "It certainly isn't. And judging by the land around here, we aren't even near the desert anymore