Freddy Says No : Cheer-Up Gift"What the fuck are you making?"Freddy Says No : Cheer-Up Gift3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What kind of gift?"
I sigh and hang my head over my keyboard, before cracking my neck and glaring out the corner of my right eye. "The kind you give a sad friend! Now leave me alone, Krueger," I growl as I turn back to my small, but important, project, mumbling. "annoying pizza faced asshole."
The sound of something similar to metal nails across concrete was heard, followed by the sent of fire sparks. "Knock it off before ya burn down my dorm, asshole!" Slamming my hands on my desk, I turn and growl at the stripped sweater wearing asshole on my bed.
Freddy Krueger, standing on my bed and leaning against the wall in boredom, puffed his third cigarette of the evening as he grunted. "I'm fucking bored, kid," he jumped down from my bed and waltz around my small, but still a decent size, dorm room, poking through my roommates fridge, before slamming the door and jumping on the small fridge to throw himself up on her lofted bed, stomping all over it
Custom-Making and general FAQThis is an FAQ list for those interested in custom-making, or somewhat curious about me and how I do things. It was originally posted under the journal submission "The Warmare Answers" but since that's now buried in the journal archives, I'm submitting it as a text deviation to make it easier to find. This is based on my limited experience in custom-making and is in no way a comprehensive, ultimate guide to pony making. All the same, I hope perspective custom makers find it useful.Custom-Making and general FAQ2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
How did you learn to make customs?
Pre-G4 I wanted nothing to do with My Little Pony, but I had seen people making custom toys on sites like MLPArena.com. Once I became hooked on the new show and wanted to try my own customs, I went back to the old Pony fora to gather techniques from the pros. CustomAnon created one of the first tutorials spe
A Kiss Of Sorts*Idon't know, so don't ask. This is that scene form Freddy vs Jason where Fred's tryin' ta kill Jase in his dream after knocking him out with those needles. Summary: After Jason has Freddy pinned to the ground some sort of insane mass murderer chaos ensues. Ya gots ta read ta fins out the rest! X) I'm so evil! Love me! And slash! Which this is! XD God damnit I'm going to Hell for this! ENJOY!*A Kiss Of Sorts4 years ago in General More Like This
"Why! Won't! You! DIE!?" Freddy Krueger screamed in frustration and anger, kicking at Jason Voorhees' gut, making the taller killer lurch foward. He glared through his beaten hockey mask, lunging foward and pushing Freddy to the ground, pinning him by his arms.
"Get OFF me you useless shit!" the smaller slasher demanded, gritting his teeth and struggling against Jason's grip. The zombie simply hovered above him, breathing heavily through the holes in his hockey mask. He knew he couldn't kill Freddy, but that didn't mean he couldn't try.
Freddy glared feircly, startling bright green eyes narrowed
Cupcakes IICupcakes sweet and tastyCupcakes II3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Cupcakes everyones favorite pastry
Come to my shop and let's have some fun
There won't be much left of you when I am done
The Fruit of Her WombLeft here, dangling-The Fruit of Her Womb3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Strangling, choking on the bitterness;
Force-fed reassurance from a pigeons pocket;
Playing dead, on turntable empathy,
Barely proud, only missing everything.
Inside you, I hide--
Bleeding, misdirected in arrogance;
She laughs, repugnant;
Laps up the curse that blankets purgatory;
Only ugly dreams call for confusion;
Twisted like the thorn in my side,
You, are forever desperately--
Searching for perfection.
Ticci-TobyTicci-Toby3 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Twisted thoughts in mind.
With your father's hatchets,
A bloody trail you leave behind.
You are Slender's proxy,
For certain that's no joke.
And the voices in your head say,
To kill all random folk.
Your father may he rot in hell,
For leaving your sister to die,
Who whenever that you think of,
makes you want to cry.
But as you wrestle with your sanity
With your bloody, bandaged hands,
The law will search for you
Through all the wooded lands.
As well as through the cities
And hills and valleys too.
But you know that they
Will never get a hold of you.
For you're one of Slender's proxies
You can go from there to here,
In the blink of an eye
To cause them mortal fear…
Rules on Zombie Survival[ ]1. CardioRules on Zombie Survival4 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
[ ]2. The Double Tap
[ ]3. Beware of Bathrooms
[ ]4. Seatbelts
[ ]5. Double Knot Your Shoes
[ ]6. The Skillet
[ ]7. Travel Light
[ ]8. Get a Kickass Partner
[ ]9. Carry a Change of Underwear
[ ]10. Don't Swing Low
[ ]11. It's a Marathon, Not a Sprint!
[ ]12. Bounty Paper Towels
[ ]13. Shake it off
[ ]14. Pack your Stain Stick
[ ]15. Bowling Ball
[ ]16. Use your Head: Cut off Theirs!
[ ]17. (Don't) Be a Hero
[ ]18. Limber Up
[ ]19. Ideal Protection = Short Hair, Tight Clothes
[ ]20. Get up the Staircase, then Destroy it.
[ ]21. Avoid Strip Clubs
[ ]22. When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out!
[ ]23. Get out of the car and onto the bike
[ ]24. Blades don't need reloading
[ ]25. No Place is Safe, Only Safer!
Cupcakes 2: Chapter 4- FluttershyCupcakes 2: Chapter 4- Fluttershy2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Cupcakes 2: Silence of the Hares
Edited by The Color Twelve
Chapter 4: Fluttershy
Rain dripped loudly against the window of Twilight's library. She was trying to sleep, but couldn't. She knew that Pinkie knew where she was. She also knew that even with the Royal Guard's protection, she was exposed. She tried to calm herself down, but nothing seemed to work. She had read books about the subject of psychology, and knew what she was suffering from, but that didn't help her cope with it at all.
Her fearful reverie was interrupted by three muffled knocks that rang through the house. Twilight sat up with a jolt. She paused, waiting for something to happen. 'Must be my imagination,' Twilight said to herself as she laid her head back down on the pillow. Then the sound came again, three more quiet knocks. "Is someone there?" Twilight called, walking towards the door.
"Twilight? Can I talk with you?" A soft voice spoke through the door. Twilight was already sure who it was, but she s
More Than Two SistersMore Than Two SistersMore Than Two Sisters2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The balmy summer night settled around the old house. A gentle breeze blew through the rocky field and into the open window, playing with her mane gently. She stared out at the quiet surroundings of the farm house, then up to the clear star filled sky. The moon was out in its full glory once more, washing over everything with its soft night light.
Octavia let out a soft sigh as she moved from the window and back into her old room. The three beds lined up to give each enough space from the next, a small desk next to each of them, and dressers along the wall. It was a comfy abode for three foals and a home she hadn't rested in for a long while.
She could see the form of her pink younger sister sleeping soundly in her bed, tuckered out from an energetic day spent with her family. It really had been too long since they'd last spent such a fun time as a family. She'd missed the feeling; it was nice seeing her parents and getting to spend time with her hyper active young
CupcakesRoses are redCupcakes3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Violets are blue
Pinkie's tasty new cupcakes
Are made out of you
EffeteYour silenceEffete4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
pulls me out
of my dream.
There is a
yet I cannot
you so wish
I cannot escape
as it approaches.
No words form
upon my lips
to cast a curse
in any tongue.
June 13th, 2010
Ponygeist: a Halloween TalePonygeist: a Halloween Tale2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The cupcake (with extra sprinkles) was absolutely delighted.
The party was in full swing and the town hall was full of revellers. Better still, it was a costume party, which she felt were the best kind. Pinkie (the cupcake (with extra sprinkles)) watched the ponies dancing and playing and eating snacks, each one dressed up as something scary or just plain silly. Pinkie's costume definitely fell into the latter category unless you were somehow afraid of cupcakes, but she didn't see how that was possible.
The "baked bads" incident might count towards that, but that was a one-time event and about a week later everypony trusted her baking enough to eat it again. Anyway, that technically hadn't been entirely her fault. She'd taken Applejack as an assistant, who - while an excellent baker in her own right - was half-deaf and bordering on insanity from sleep deprivation at the time. Not that she blamed poor Applejack or anything - in her addle
Connor: Of Heart and SoulHis breath rattled in his throat. His father held him easily by the front of his torn bloodied robes. They were soaked in thick dark blood that gently seeped from the gunshot wound to his side and sword cut to his chest. His body was a ruin of bruises and injuries and scars. He had not seen thirty summers – and now it appeared would not see any more.Connor: Of Heart and Soul1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“The Assassins are finished,” Haytham hissed, shaking him and then letting him go. Connor crumpled bonelessly to the ground, his cheek pressed against the cool earth. He could not move. Did not want to move. Had no will. No strength to defend himself when his father’s boot kicked him over onto his side. The bitterness of defeat, of his immanent death, roiled in his mouth mixed with the blood that he could no longer summon energy to spit. It simply slid from the corner of his closed mouth in a red rivulet, slow like lava down a volcano. Haytham’s hand on his gasping chest was a distant, disembodied sensation.
PoniesFluttershy:*is crying*Ponies3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Pinkie Pie:*walks up to Fluttershy* Fluttershy? What's wrong? You look kind of sad!
Fluttershy: I am sad!
Pinkie: OOOOOH NOOOOOO!
Fluttershy: I know, it's terrible.
Fluttershy: I am sad, so sad.
Pinkie: Well when I'm feeling sad I sing about all the things in the world that make me happy.
An apple pie
a bright blue sky
a breezy meadow in July
an ice cream bar
a shooting star
the sound of a steel guitar
Fluttershy: That is wonderful!
I love the sounds of rain
wearing a hat and cane
Tiffany window pains lovely to see
Frost on a windowsill
the feel of bits and bills
vacations in Brayzil fill me with glee
These are all the little things that make me smile
This is all the stuff that makes life worth while
Everypony knows the Holocaust was a lie
So lets sing about the things we like and don't be shy
Fluttershy:*confused* Wait, what was that about the Holocaust?
A strip of lace
A pretty face
eugenics really make the ca
Slasher JinglesJason Voorhees: Dashing through Crystal Lake, with a machete in my hand, I have some evil plans, to reek havoc in the land, I went from cabin to cabin, I killed them one by one, and if you think its over, the fun has just begun...Slasher Jingles3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Freddy Krueger: Dashing through Elm Street, with a glove upon my hand, I got a nasty plan to murder in the land, I went from dream to dream, I murdered them one by one, and if you think its over the nightmare has just begun...
Michael Myers: Dashing through the night, with a knife clenched in my hand, I got some scary plans, to slash upon the land, I'm killing my whole family, slashing one by one, and if you think its over, Halloween has just begun...
Pinhead: Dashing through some flesh, with knives upon my hands, I have some torturing plans, to bring suffering in the land, I went from soul to soul, I chained them one by one, and if you think its over, the pain has just begun...
Vladimir Tod and CleverbotUser: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!Vladimir Tod and Cleverbot2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Expecto Patronum!
User: What? Ha, you're dead!
Cleverbot: I just killed you!
User: No, I just killed you.
Cleverbot: I killed you before you could kill me!
User: How could I kill you if I was already dead?
Cleverbot: Touché! Being alive is great, isn't it? Are you happy, too?
User: No, because you are still alive.
Cleverbot: No, that is MAD not mad!
User: I am Vladimir Todd.
Cleverbot: Hello Vladimir!
User: Hi. I am already dead and I need to feed. Can I feed on you?
Cleverbot: How are you casting spells then?
User: Well, I drank some stupid witch named Bertha Jorkins and took her wand.
Cleverbot: Champagne? Expensive tastes.
User: Well, no. Her blood tasted more like... Pennies.
Cleverbot: OK. Do you know any anime?
User: Um... I know of Naruto.
Cleverbot: What do you know about it?
User: Snow. She told me about it.
Cleverbot: That would explain a lot I suppose.
Cleverbot: Is your master good to you?
User: I don't have a master.
Slender ShadowMy window's open.Slender Shadow3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Will you come in?
The clock is turning.
How long has it been?
Wrap all your arms around my body,
it is such complete bliss.
Others would run, screaming,
but this, I would never miss.
"The tall one, he's coming.
Please, run away."
My heart won't leave you.
I'll always want to stay.
a shadow in the night.
I pray for you,
while others pray for light.
I hear you coming.
Will you kill me today?
I try to live normally,
as you watch children play.
You've been merciful,
growing fond of me.
Stare out into the darkness,
is that you I see?
Afraid of your return,
but I hate when you go away.
I'll continue to sit right here,
waiting for a new day.
MLP:FiM - Family is ForeverMLP:FiM - Family is Forever3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a sunny and warm day of summer, like any other. Or, it could have been, if it hadn't been the day when Scootaloo learned the terrible truth.
It was also the day of the grand annual reunion of the Weather Pegasi family. A long awaited moment for the related winged ponies who got together, from all over Equestria, to share news and see friendly faces for the first time in a year. Everyone looked forward to the party, but Scootaloo was an exception.
Each year, at those reunions, she couldn't help but always have this awkward feeling of being 'out of place', as each time some members of the family would look at her, then whisper strange things between themselves about 'how sad it was' and 'how a shame it was that they couldn't be there' and then moved away, to continue their conversation in private. It didn't help that she was pretty much the only pegasus of her color, as almost every other were white, black or grey, different shades of blue and green and even one pink, that
CancerThe tomb is now closed,Cancer3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the bells have ceased their tolls,
the White Knight is now at rest.
For three long years he fought,
surrender was never sought,
the White Knight was always strong.
When his body failed, he sang aloud,
glory to God was his sound,
the White Knight was faithful.
Through dragons, demons, men as well,
he never once shook, he never once fell,
the White Knight was enduring.
Only one enemy he couldn't beat,
just one enemy stronger than a fleet...
the White Knight slept.
The tomb is now closed
and the bells have ceased their tolls...
the White Knight is now home.
PartyParty3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*me, Julia, Jason, Freddy, Michael, and Jamie are all out in the living room celebrating Jason's birthday with a party. Amanda is in the kitchen baking a cake.*
me: Happy Birthday Jason! *hugs him*
Freddy: So how many bitches you get this time?
freddy: OO Damn....in one day??
jason: *smug look* *nods*
Julia: YAY FOR SQUISHY!! *noms Jason's head*
me: Umm...J...Julia? You know he's NOT the cake.....right?
Julia: BUT HE'S JUST AS DELICIOUS!!
me: Oo riiiiiiight.....
michael: *peaks head in kitchen* Amanda, how's the ca-?
amanda: *whisking the hell out of the batter in a bowl* A IS FOR AMBER WHO DROWNED IN A POOL! B IS FOR BILLY WHO WAS EATEN BY GHOULS!
michael: Oo ooookaaay....but, how's the c-?
amanda: C IS FOR CURT WITH DISEASE OF THE BRAIN! D IS FOR DANIEL DERAILED ON A TRAIN!
michael: Oo this is...hopeless.....
jamie: -_- I got this Uncle Michael.
michael: *tilts head, confused*
amanda: E IS FOR ERIC WHO WAS BURIED ALIVE!
jamie: KITTY WANTS TO
Mortal Kombat 2011 Guest Characters: Michael MyersFrom: HalloweenMortal Kombat 2011 Guest Characters: Michael Myers2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A psychotic serial killer from Haddonfield, Illinois, Michael Myers lurks in the shadows, waiting for his next victim. After his death at the hands of his sister, Laurie Strode, he was resurrected by the malevolent Shang Tsung to act as a vanguard for Shao Kahn's invasion of Earthrealm*. Little does the emperor know, Shang Tsung is plotting to take him out with the help of Michael himself but in reality, both seem to underestimate the power of this homicidal maniac.
Cut Throat: Michael swings his knife with enough force that it knocks his opponent backwards.
The Devil's Eyes: Michael grabs the opponent out of the air, breaks their spines over his knee and tosses them away.
Razor Edge: Michael throws his knife at the opponent.
Ariel Attack: Michael throws a knife overhead.
*Shotgun stab: Pulls a shotgun out of nowhere and uses it to impale the opponent.
Slit Throat: Michael charges his knife into his opponent, stabbing them, and punche
Mares on a Moonlit Night Ch3Mares on a Moonlit Night Ch32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 3: A Little Bit of Help
Rainbow Dash was flying a bit slow today, her weariness getting a bit heavy. She was tired, but not as tired as to drift away in a cloud, or collapse in the middle of the street sound asleep. She figured she could go to her friend Fluttershy's cottage and have a cup of tea. It was getting a bit cold in the outside, and a cup of tea would surely warm her up and wake her senses a little bit. She decided to land on the outskirts of Ponyville to walk to Fluttershy's cottage on the edge of the Everfree Forest; too much flying had worn her wings down, and as much as she enjoyed being in the air, sometimes she needed to rest the wings out or face another week and a half with Nurse Redheart. She calmly walked the streets of Ponyville that led to the Everfree Forest when she noticed a small bucket near the wall of one of the small alleys of the little town. She approached it calmly when out of it came Pinkie Pie, Ponyville's runner of Sugarcube Corn
For every boy I ever kissedi.For every boy I ever kissed9 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
you took my hand 'neath the magnolia
at a christmas dinner party I held.
your mouth was cold. so were my affections.
you were the first man to listen to me.
i let you listen to my heartbeat; but
when the day fell away, you bruised me deep.
you were my safe harbour, and i your storm
turning your misery to naught but air
but i squirmed away from your tongue, repulsed.
you were my cradle, when i couldn't sleep
you would hold me close and pray for something,
anything, to keep me safe. (it was you).
eleven months spent sleeping with my phone,
i still couldn't believe when you kissed me
even after midnight struck us again.
i don't miss those guitar-player fingers
you wrapped me 'round. i loved enough for you
until i realised you didn't love me.
we fell into our love by accident
and like one, there were some fatalities
when you said you loved me using her name.
opposites attract. i fell hard for you.
you kissed me in starlit castle ruins.