KLW: Mistletoe"Kid you're so stupid! That's not how it goes!" Patty screamed.KLW: Mistletoe3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Of course I know but we can't just have one! You know how we do things around here! Two things, both on equal sides. Symmetrically!" Kid hollered back, followed by eight loud knocks against the wall via hammer.
Liz peaked around the corner in curiosity; there was no point in continuing with her own Christmas decorating when the other two residents were arguing louder than her own thought process.
"What's the problem now?" Liz huffed; they had enough trouble convincing Kid to not decorate the tree this year.
"I wanna put mistletoe up here! But Kid is being a freak again" Patty pouted, crossing her arms.
"It's really not that big of a deal Patricia, you bought enough to cover the entire house" he stated matter of factly as he grabbed one small plant from the grocery bag on the table beside him.
"So we have plenty to put two beside each other on each door frame you wish"
And with that he proceeded to nail the second mistleto
KLW: ShatterCRAAASHKLW: Shatter3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Both Kid and Liz's head shot up at the sudden sound of glass shattering somewhere in the kitchen.
"What was that?" Kid asked out loud to the only other person that was most likely responsible.
It was silent for a moment.
" ..oops?" Patty called out weakly.
What transpired next would only be considered normal in the Gallows Manor.
Kid jumped to his feet, dropping his book in the process as he ran over to check the damage himself.
Liz had also jumped up, leaving the remote behind and with cat like grace, leaped over the couch, wrapped her arms around his waist and tackled the small Death god, letting gravity take hold of them as they collided with the floor.
"Gyah! Liz! Get off!" he screamed, clawing at the wood floor to move forward but found his attempts futile with her entire weight on top of him.
Liz not so carefully grabbed his arms to pin them behind his back while her other arm went around his chest and legs wrapped around his.
"Sorry Kid, its f
KLW: UnzipAN: Already day five and I have two out of seven (or eight counting the crack) prompts done, Soon to be three, with this one. Anyway this was actually somewhat inspired by a pic, so hope you enjoy.KLW: Unzip3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: Uh-huh, Yeah, I own nothing! T_T
Liz sighed as she walked down the hallway of Gallows Manor toward the master bedroom. Kid hadn't been out since they got home from school and she just knew he was sulking. Really he shouldn't take what happened so personally, though it was pretty funny. The academy had some sort 'Come-Dressed-As-Your-Partner' Sp
KidLiz fanfiction, Spoiled bratKidLiz fanfiction, Spoiled brat3 years ago in Romance More Like This
'Kid ouch! I really don't see how ah!'
'Liz, it is of severe importance that you allow me to tweeze your eyebrows; fix your ugly, hideous asymmetry!'
'Are you calling me ugly, Kid?'
Liz did not really see why the same process had to be done and repeated each and every day, but she had known Death the Kid for too long to start complaining. Besides, it was not as if she had something serious against it, more than the disturbance from watching soap operas, on the contrary; It felt rather pleasant to sit between his legs and receive his full attention and care(along with his irritation).
Kid's face was a picture of concentration as he leaned closer to Liz's face, causing the girl to colour slightly.
'You're moving around too much', he muttered under his breath in anticipation.
'Well, if I would start complaining about YOU, then-'
He did not seem too happy about this remark and pointed out that her asymmetrical and uneven fashion of speaking was distracting him.
'Kid, it's IMPOS
BF Chapter 1Silence. It is such a rare commodity these days. If it wasn't Peanut, it was the neighborhood dogs or the forest creatures or the TV or Max. Sigh. Max. Maxwell, Maxwell, Maxwell. Such a sweet cat - almost as sweet as Peanut, but... So needy.BF Chapter 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It's hard to blame him though. Bad parents, semi-bad reputation, not the best friends in the world. It's no wonder he leans on me. But I want a mate, someone who'll always be there for me as I'm there for him. And Max - dear sweet Maxie. He's there for me, I know he is, but he feels like a kitten sometimes. Always needing me to hold him, cherish him, tell him everything will be fine. It feels like... like... what's the term I'm thinking of? Oh yes, that he's taking and I'm giving and no vice versa.
Perhaps... perhaps I'm just over thinking it. Yeah, that's it! I'm merely over thinking it. After all, he takes me out to dates, asks how my day's been, calls me. Most importantly, I'm so happy around him, my heart flutters and I can't help but smile. Th
DGM: All I Want for Xmas Ch. 3Chapter 3!!!DGM: All I Want for Xmas Ch. 34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A few quick Japanese translation notes for words used in this chapter:
Mite = look
Matte = wait
Tanoshinde kudasai! <3
"Lenalee, where are we"
"JUST SHUT UP!"
As the hallways of his home sped past in a way that resembled gothic-black candy cane stripes, Allen felt his stomach perform a nauseating tango; the world was smearing, streaking, vacuuming away from him faster than his eyes cared to analyze properly, adding a sense of disillusionment to his already floppy frame.
An explosion of angelic white light suddenly murdered his eyesight, leading to instantaneous blindness as well as an unprecedented blast of cold air; they must've reached heaven. Heaven was probably the only place immune to Komui's authoritarian grudge anyway, a grudge that would most likely haunt Allen for the next fifty lives after this one. With pathetic desperation he began searching his glowing surroundings for puffy white clouds and angels.
He was forcefully reacquainted with stable, s
KLW: SneakyAN: Well here we are, second day of the second KLW! Let's keep the love going!KLW: Sneaky3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: Must I say that I own nothing? 'Cause I don't.
The scene was amazing. Heavy drapes of silk and velvet hung low and in bunches, the dark, elegant colors blending together. Beautiful music played from the band as the low lights from both candles and spotlights eliminated the room. All in all it was perfect for a masquerade.
Liz Thompson, newly graduated Death Scythe, one of the personal weapons to the next grim reaper, and to-be wife of said reaper, stood off to the side of the dance floor, admiring the scene and decorations though her gold edg
KLW: Persistent"Good afternoon Elizabeth" he started.KLW: Persistent3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Hello Kid" she replied.
"You're going to have to do a little better than that"
And with that she turned on her heel and walked away, leaving Kid by himself, except for the twin mistletoe that hung above him.
He frowned; getting Liz to follow the traditional mistletoe rule had been nothing short of a tricky task. Each time she had noticed him too soon and fell short several feet from him and the small plants, thus keeping her in the safe zone much to his displeasure.
She knew what he wanted and made it very clear that she was not going to be easy.
Which was good. He wanted it that way.
But now he had to play it smart.
Now it was war.
"Hey Liz can you grab Jeffery's hat from my room?" Patty called out to her sister who was in the kitchen.
The eldest Thompson looked over the counter to find Patty hard at work dressing up every single one of her stuffed animals in Christmas themed clothes, to get ready for the season of course
KidLiz: TreatmentYellow light cut through his eyes. A lantern? Kid lifted his head and narrowed his eyes, trying to understand what happened. He couldn't remember how long he was lying in this moist, cold basement without any movement. Maybe a day, maybe two, or maybe even just a few hours in this darkness time passed not the way it was supposed to, but the way he comprehended it. Death the Kid has gotten a "holiday" in the very uncomfortable way. And that was understated.KidLiz: Treatment3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Kid?" - The voice was familiar to the boy, but his head refused to realize this piece of information. Good that he wasn't a computer. A machine with broken parts would stop working a long time ago, but he still tried to think about something, not spending attention to the pain in his ribs and to the fact that his broken hands were tied behind his back, making it impossible to move.
"Kid!" - the noisy female voice tore at the silence again. Somebody shook him violently, grabbing him at his shoulders. "Hey
Twilit Arachnid ArmogohmaLink let out a sigh of relief as the missing statue finally made its way back to the closed doorway where his brother was already stationed at. He looked towards the door to see a green pulse begin at the square in the middle of the door and spread out to cover the whole thing. Once that was done, the door split open to reveal another door a few feet away.Twilit Arachnid Armogohma6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Come on; another normal door, give the Chosen One a break here. Midna appeared from his shadow before the door had opened, expecting to see the giant boss door, only to be disappointed. She looked at Link to see him give her a heartwarming smile, which only caused her cheeks to turn red. I guess we have more to come before the finale, She tried and failed to make her blush go away as she sat down on Links shoulders, piggyback style while she carefully moved his cap to one side. Whenever youre ready Link, lets face this together.
*Youre one of a kind, Midna.
Saving Shae, Ch. 7Chapter Seven:Saving Shae, Ch. 77 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Stop right there, my imagination works almost exceptionally well."
A week passed with nothing new. Well, there was some scientific crap about micro-fractures that she didnt understand, but that didnt find the sick man who threw a bomb in a car and killed an woman in cold blood.
But today, being a weekend, was the day of Booth and Bones wedding. Shae sat in the best looking clothes she had, a pants suit type thing (she had refused point blank to wear a dress of any sort), and listened to the guy drone on and on. It bored her, but she sat politely. She had never been to a wedding, so she didnt know if this one was longer or shorter than the norm.
She also had to sit through a reception, but that wasnt bad. More of a party than the ceremony. She met Bones dad, Max, and her brother, Russ. She met Booths parents, Booths son, and his ex-wife. There were a bunch of people there. At least, like, thirty something. Why,
Saving Shae: Ch 3Booth, come on, lets go. Bones stuck her head into his office, Weve got an address where we might find Kathleen.Saving Shae: Ch 37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Well, youre certainly perky now. Booth laughed, getting out of his chair.
Yes, I am.
All right, lets go.
The drive was interesting.
No, no, you turn up here.
That is not what these directions say, Bones.
Ive been in this area, and youll take less time if you turn now!
Okay, okay. Booth turned onto a gravel road.
Ten minutes passed.
Are you sure youre right? Booth asked. Theres nothing out here Oh.
In front of him, at a T turn, was a paved road.
Told you it was a shortcut.
Yes, fine, fine. Booth said. Now which way do I turn?
Bones, left or right?
Ugh right. Dont you know your cardinal directions
Reverse HypnosisReverse hypnosis. Her voice sounded flat even to her own ears, but she couldnt help it. While she knew, as a scientist, that there was some fact in the claims made by hypnotists, a part of her still regarded it as a pseudoscience. An even smaller part whispered that the reason she didnt like the idea was because she didnt want to know what it was she had forgotten, and why.Reverse Hypnosis8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Its a well-used method, Dr. Brennan, the agent sitting before her said patiently, trying to ignore the glowering presence of one Seeley Booth. Even though he had been coworkers with Booth for years, even he found the man extremely intimidating, especially when he was glaring at him as if hed eaten babies for breakfast. Weve had a high success rate, and the Director feels that the knowledge you have locked up in your brain may be of great use to the case, despite Agent Booths protestations.
She fought not to send Booth a look, because she w
Saving Shae: PrologueYou faked your funeral?! yelled Bones.Saving Shae: Prologue7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Yea. I-I had to catch the guy said Booth.
No one told me. She said.
What? Sweets was supposed to tell you. Trust rituals my ass!
Ha! I got you to smile! said Booth.
Bones looked around her office. She kept glancing at Booth. The impulse was too much. She stepped out from behind her desk. Booth smiled. What if she would never see that smile again? She couldnt control herself anymore. Boned lunged herself at Booth. She wrapped her arm around him as tight as she could. She pushed her face into his chest. Bones had never cried in front of anyone, especially not Booth, but this time she couldnt help it
Oh, Bones Its all right. Im here now. Booth said, trying hard not to cry himself.
I thought Id never see you again she choked.
Its okay said Booth.
Booth wrapped his arms around Bones a
The Life In The Dead Man-chap1Special Agent Seeley Booth held the yellow crime scene tape up so that his partner, Doctor Temperance Brennan, could walk under it.The Life In The Dead Man-chap16 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"One body was found, but no one else sustained more than a concussion or some cuts and burns." he said as they walked together to the mostly burnt book store.
Brennan was dressed in her usual crime scene get-up of dark blue cover-alls with the seal of the Jeffersonian Institution on the back. Underneath, however, she wore a white tank-top that hugged her curves exquisitely and blue jeans that matched the denim jacket she had left in Booth's car along with her black ankle-boots. A small turquoise stone hung from her neck by a string of small, dark-grey beads. Her brown hair was pulled back into a messy bun, the strays, and the small turquoise beads that hung from her ears, blew gently in the light breeze. She looked intense and serious, as she usually did at a crime scene.
Booth, however, looked relaxed in his form-hugging, dark-blue jeans. His black, butto
Saving Shae Ch 8Chapter Eight:Saving Shae Ch 86 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Jack is a Nerd
Angela followed Shae into the back yard, where two German Shepards barked out a greeting.
Isis, Toby, down! Shaes voice carried over their noise. I have food, so calm yourselves!
Excitable, arent they? Angela laughed as the dogs quieted and hopped up and down in anticipation.
Yeah. And big. And slobbery. And dumb.
Theyre so cute! Angela took the nearest dogs face in her hands. Yes, so cute! Which one is this?
Toby. Shae dumped the dog food into an old hubcap. The fetch monster.
Theyre both adorable. Something touched Angelas leg, making her look down. A calico cat was looking up at her, and it let out a soft meow. And who is this? She picked up the cat.
Lily. Shae looked up. And Oh, no.
What? Angela looked up from the purring cat in surprise.
Dear Booth ...Dear Booth:Dear Booth ...8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I know that youve probably reading this with someone looking over your shoulder, so all Im going to say is that Ive left the real letter in your apartment, behind the picture of us sealing our first case.
Hopefully youre alone now. Because honestly, I dont think you want your current girlfriend knowing that some strange woman you call Bones is leaving you notes.
Theyre going to say I killed myself. And theyre right; in all the ways that matter, I did. But I swear never pulled the trigger.
About three weeks ago, a man named Owen Douglas contacted me. His daughter had been murdered, but hed been arrested twice for harassing the police, trying to get her case reopened. I agreed to look into it for a fee of fifteen hundred dollars. What I found was that his daughter was involved deeply involved with a cover-up involving the Director of the FBI. Shed been having an affair with him
81. Pen and PaperKeith was so perplexed right now. He didn't think something so...simple would make him wrack his brain for ideas. More so than he was perplexed, Keith was embarrassed to the point of him slamming his head against the table. Tapping a pen against the table in an agitated manner, Keith continued to stare down at the blank piece of paper before him. "Oh, Mew, give me strength," Keith groaned. "...okay, scratch that, just kill me now."81. Pen and Paper4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Keeeith?" Keith jumped in surprise at the sound of his name, and he jolted around in his chair to see a blonde girl, Rhythmi, staring at him with curiosity in her eyes. "What're you doing?" Keith felt heat rise into his cheeks; though he wasn't particularly doing anything at the moment, he certainly wasn't going to inform Rhythmi of all people of what he's planning to do.
Defensively, Keith covered the paper with his hands, although nothing had yet been written on it. "Nothing, nothing. Just..." he paused for a moment. "Nothing." Rhythm
Ashley AshleyAshley6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
It's dark and cold, all through the night
don't cry Ashley, I see a light
you've given me the courage to continue
FMA - Edward X Winry - OneShotFMA - Edward X Winry - OneShot5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
FullMetal Alchemist: OneShot
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"Ngh Ah! Edward! Ah!"
"I can't Nnn Winry!""
"You're not in far enough!"
"That's as far as it goes! AH!"
"Edward! Stop shaking!"
"I can't EH! AH!"
"Ugh! Ed you're terrible at this! Ah!"
"Shut up! You're the one making it so difficult!"
"You're such a child AH! Even with this !"
"Come on already! Go in !"
With an exhausted sigh, Winry sat back in her chair. She brushed the back of her hand along her forehead, wiping away the sweat and smearing it with grease. "Man do I hate changing the shoulder," she said, exasperated.
Ed was panting from the pain. "Tell me about it " he reached his flesh hand over and placed it on the armless metal shoulder that Winry had just bolted to his bones, "It only has to happen once every 5 years, but man does it suck."
"I'll bet," Winry commented. She collected her
100 TC - DyingLife was slowly draining away from me; so painstakingly slow. I could see nothing but the ground while Link ran, taking me to where I had asked. Princess Zelda. Since he couldn't speak, I would function as a translator. My time on this world was slowly coming to an end, and he knew it. Animal insticts, I'd call it.100 TC - Dying5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"L... Link... Hurry," I murmured.
His pace seemed to quicken, but then it slackened, only to speed up again. He was working himself to death. For me. If speaking hadn't caused me so much pain, I would've told him not to work himself so hard.
The rain became little daggers on my skin, hurting every time one tiny drop hit my bare flesh. I couldn't tell hot from cold anymore, and I wasn't sure if I was warmer than the rain or it was the other way around. My senses were growing duller, and I couldn't tell up from down. Suddenly, the world began to spin, but then it stopped and I realized Link had just done a spin attack by the dead Moblin lying nearby. My beast had spared a life
Saving Shae Ch. 9Chapter 9:Saving Shae Ch. 96 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Before I Forget...
After Shae had found out she was returning to the Jeffersonian, she had plugged in her Ipod and become sullen. Burying her nose in a book (Good Omens, by Terry Pratchet and Niel Gaiman), she stayed silent while in the car. She only moved to get out of the car and into the Jeffersonian. She went to sit in Bones office and found that Booth and Bones were talking. They stopped abruptly when they saw her.
Fine. She thought. What the hell ever. Its not like Im not used to people talking about me. She switched to her Slipknot playlist on her Ipod to Before I Forget. After a few moments she felt a tap on her shoulder. She looked up from her book, annoyed because she really was enjoying reading of Crowly and Azirphale drunk. It was some guy who she had seen talking to Bones and Booth, but she didnt know his name. She paused her Ipod.
Yeah This guy screamed
100 TC - HeroLink lowered the Master Sword into the water and started scrubbing it with a rag, to rid it of all the blood and prevent stains. Midna sat in the grass nearby, watching a beetle crawl through the stems. After observing the blade to ensure it was clean, he got up, stepping on Midna's beetle in the process.100 TC - Hero5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hey!" she shouted, jumping up. "You killed him!"
Link rolled his eyes. "Sorry. I'll try not to step on your beetle friends in the future."
"Whatever. Where are we going next?"
"I feel like just a bit of relaxation, you know?"
"That's not like you," she giggled. "You normally can't wait to get to the next destination."
"Just because I'm the hero doesn't mean I have to do what I'm told all the time," he smiled.
"Ugh, you make me mad sometimes."
"Because, like..." Midna searched for her words. "Cause you're like... the coolest person I've ever met, and you like... don't even have to try..."
Link was pleasantly surprised by this, for he felt the exact same way. However, he was jer
Back To Me, Back To You ch3ATTENTION ALL BONES FANS!!! The Peoples' Choice Awards are coming up and voting has begun. Sadly, Bones, nor any of it's actors, are nominated for awards. However, you can write in your own candidate. So on the 'Favorite TV Drama' and 'Favorite TV Obsession' I wrote in "Bones" and for 'Favorite Drama Actor' and 'Favorite Drama Actress' I wrote in David Boreanaz and Emily Dechanel. I voted over and over for about an hour and plan to do that at least once a day every day until voting is closed. "Bones" and I need your help to make them win! Go to http://www.peopleschoice.com/pca/nominations/vote.jsp and write in your vote for "Bones" and your favorite actor and actress from the show. Let's get "Bones" an award without them being nominated! How epic would that be!? We would be the greatest fans ever if we could do that! "Bones" has been good to us, so let's return the kindness! You can vote as many times as you want, so go forth and VOTE!!! Do it for "Bones"!!! "Bones" fans unite!!! ThankBack To Me, Back To You ch36 years ago in General Fiction More Like This