Weasleys' Wizard WheezesWeasleys' Wizard WheezesWeasleys' Wizard Wheezes4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Come one, come all
come boys and girls,
come ladies and gents
to the funniest place in the world!
If you want to torture your friends,
then this is the place for you.
'Cause where else will you find,
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,
and we live for fun.
Headless Hats and Portable Swamps,
there's enough for everyone!
Our mission in life is to
annoy and amuse.
So come on down
and see Fred and George.
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
is a sure cure for the blues!
Excellent choice, my dear.
Hey, don't leave yet,
see what we have here.
This just came in,
I know you'll like it, at least I hope.
Get revenge on your enemies
with a Punching Telescope!
Come visit the shop any time;
we're open twenty-four-seven.
If you like to prank and joke,
you'll be stepping into heaven.
Our mum wasn't pleased,
no, not one bit.
But, honey, I'll tell you
it was so worth it!
So be sure to stop
in our little sh
FateFate11 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
A sunny day in the park. There is a single bench CENTRE stage. GOD is sitting on the LEFT side of the bench. He has long, white hair and a long, white beard, and is wearing a simple white robe. He is reading a newspaper. Enter PETER from the RIGHT. He is wearing black pants, leather shoes, a white shirt and a garish, comical tie. He is carrying a paper bag. PETER sits on the bench next to GOD, setting his bag next to him. He folds his hands and admires the weather.
PETER. Beautiful weather today.
GOD [focusing on his newspaper]. Mm-hm.
PETER. [Extending his hand] The name's Peter.
GOD [shaking PETER's hand]. God.
[GOD returns his attention to his newspaper.]
PETER. Um… God?
PETER. Not to be rude, but… your name is God?
GOD. I am God. Or at least I was God.
PETER. I… see.
GOD. You don't believe me.
PETER. Would you?
GOD. No. But it doesn't matter whether or not you believe in me.
"Woman and broken mask"WANITA, dan TOPENG RETAK RETAK"Woman and broken mask"7 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
....aku sang wanita, adalah istri,
aku diam saat suamiku menyuruhku diam, aku
bicara pada saat suamiku menyuruhku bicara,
adil? Ini bukan perkara keadilan, ini hanya
perkara budaya, dan ini lah budaya di mana
aku hidup......inilah hidupku. (Wanita, dan
inilah kisah seorang wanita, yang
teraniaya oleh suaminya yang gila, yang
anaknyapun turut teraiaya, yang dirinyapun
teraniaya oleh hal-hal yang diluar kuasanya
hingga jiwanyapun turut teraniaya, begitu
sakitnya derita yang dia pikul sehinga
jiwanyapun retak, begitu dalam keputus
asanya hingga topeng yang ia gunakanpun ikut
retak, inilah kisah murah dari seorang
Wanita, dan Topeng retak-retak nya.