Five Levels of CullenitisFor those of you who are curious, here are the strains of the Cullenitis "virus".Five Levels of Cullenitis5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1- Knows the difference between fairies and twipires
2- Slightly insane
3- Cannot tell the difference between fairies and Twipires. Convincing will not work.
4- Starts blabbing sh*t about Edward or Jacob. "Liek omg, Edwurd ish so hot!!1" Sh*t like that.
5- suicidal. Needs help ASAP before they start stabbing their cartoid with a steak knife.
And that is pretty much it. Stop the madness! Hopefully we will find a cure....