DS- more momentsSteve: You're Jewish, right?DS- more moments6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Darren: .......Steve, what nationality am I?
Darren: And what's the main religion in Ireland?
Darren: So, what am I?
Steve: Darren: ....why are you watching a sermon?
Darren: *staring at the TV* It's funny...
Steve: Like 'I'm an atheist' funny?
Darren: No... more like 'I have no idea what the fuck he's saying' funny
Steve: What do you mean by that? xD
Darren: "I am a priest-AH! I speak to God-AH!" Tell me Steve-AH! Why do they speak like this-AH!?
Darren: *does two backflips* o.o.... >8D HA! Who's the klutz now, bitch!? *goes to take a step and trips over his feet, falling flat on his face*
cause it's cute-funnyShancus: I don't get the meaning of christmas...cause it's cute-funny5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Owen: It's to celebrate the birth of Christ
Shancus: Who's Christ?
Owen: I'm not sure, but daddy shouts his name alot
Steve: *moves his knight forward* Checkmate.
Darren: Man, I suck at chess..
Steve: Only because you don't have the brain capasity
Darren: Fuck off.
Darren: *strips down the rest of his clothing in the showers* >//////<
Steve: *staring at him*
Steve: ...I didn't know you were Jewish
Alan: Do, a deer! A female deer! 8D Re, a drop of golden suuuu-
Darren: Keep singing that and I swear to God, I'll punch you so hard you'll fly to Austria.
Tommy: We're not friends! We're in love!
Darren: Oh, you mean like Romeo and Juliet?
Darren: Tristan and Isolde?
Darren: Well, guess what, they all ended up dead.
Steve: No, Darren, we are not having another Irish-themed Christmas party
Darren: D8 Why not?
Steve: Because last time you got so drunk you kissed me in the elevator an
PJATO - NightmaresNico Di Angelo was not one to be frightened easily by nightmares.PJATO - Nightmares4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As the son of Hades, he could easily handle horror flicks and endure sleeping in a rather creepy cabin. However, no matter how homely the scent of the Underworld was, which wreaked through the stone walls of the cabin itself, it didn't keep him from jerking awake mid-sob to the image of his sister being ripped apart by a manticore.
On instinct, he sat forward and brought his black satin sheets up to his chin, eyes darting around wildly. A large wooden chest lay at the foot of the bed, and a full-length mirror atop a dresser sat against the left wall. Nothing had moved. Nothing was touched. The Starship Enterprise hung lazily from the ceiling and Nico eyed it cautiously for any change of wind. But it failed to even pivot.
Feeling only the slightest bit safer, he stood and searched for his slippers before disappearing into the warm, summer night.
Even in his sleep, Percy could tell when someone was watching him.
DS- On my lapLarten said nothing, however he was aware of the eyes gazing in his direction.DS- On my lap4 years ago in Teen More Like This
It wasn't every day, after all, that a vampire prince falls asleep with their head in another man's lap. In this case, Darren, having not gotten enough sleep that morning, had dozed off on the steps leading up to the thrones beside Mr. Crepsley. His head, coincidentally, fell upon Larten's lap.
Paris smiled at them as he made his way up the hall. Having ourselves a cuddle, are we? he chuckled quietly.
He is just tired, Larten said simply, his deep voice causing the young half vampire to stir.
Paris nodded, climbing the stairs carefully. As we all are, nowadays.
Things are not getting any better, Paris, Larten whispered.
No, Paris sighed, they are not.
The two vampires sat quietly, listening to Darren breathe.
I am scared for him, Larten said, breaking the silence.
Paris nodded thoughtfully. Every mentor fears for their
Random funAndrew: What if I just killed myself!? Yeah! That's what I'll do! I'll kill myself! Ahahahahaaa!!Random fun6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Eddie: 8D hi
Andrew:AHH!! What the-!? Eddie, how the hell'd you get in my house!?
Eddie: 8DD I climbed through your bedroom window!
Cal: *smirking, behind the camera* So how old are you, Darren?
Darren: *runs a hand through his hair, guitar in his lap* I don't know, how old do I look?
Cal: Um...I'll say, 23?
Darren: *laughs heartily* I'll take that as a compliment considering I'm 32!
Cal: Oh xD
Darren: It's the Irish in me!
Alan: You play an instrument?
Darren: Yup, the flute
Alan: xD Darren's a pretty boy!
Darren: That makes one of us...
Steve: Wait, so you don't have AIDS?
Michelle: Nope ^^ Just pregnant with Alan's baby! *leaves the room*
Darren: ....I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disgusted.
"I'm a clutz, aren't I?"
"I think that was kind of obvious on the first impression."
Girl #1: *giggles* 8D I went to Hawaii for a wedding
Girl #2: Well I went to Puerto Rico to visit my gran
Why CDF is BetterThan Twilight1. Names: Darren Shan came up with names. Stephenie Meyer borrowed the names from her family and friends. Not to mention the main character's name: Bella Swan, literally "Beautiful Swan". Darren Shan's main character is, well, Darren Shan. He's not being egotistical, but actually the reason why that's his pen-name is revealed in the last book and it's actually apart of the the plot.Why CDF is BetterThan Twilight5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Religion: We're all familiar with Stephenie Meyer's weird-ass baby name for Bella and Edward's child- Renesmee. Now what's so obvious about this name? Well, Bella (being a mormon) took her mother's name and Edward's mother's name and mixed them together to make one weirdo name. She also took Charlie and Carlisle and made Carli. Jacob also magically incorporates a part of the bible into the 3rd book, because we ALL know the story about the two wives and that baby. Darren Shan however, in the 2nd book, show's Darren questioning Mr. Crepsley whether or not he believes in God. Mr. Crepsley info
DS- CandySteve watched hungrily as Darren's tongue curled inside the Reese's' Peanut Butter Cup and brought the filling back into his mouth, making smacking noises with his lips as he tasted the flavor.DS- Candy4 years ago in Teen More Like This
Steve wanted to taste the flavor as well, but not the candy's flavor.
Feeling the others eyes, Darren looked up and his ears reddened considerably. He extended his hand, holding out the candy bag. Want one? he asked.
Steve shook his head, smiling. I'm lactose intolerant, remember?
Darren flushed again, realizing his mistake, and nodded.
It was Halloween night, and the two young men were sitting in the living room of their small flat, rotting their teeth with candy and watching both old and new horror flicks to pass the time. For the last three hours, both Salem's Lot and Darkness Falls had entered the VHS system.
Let's do something more gory now, Darren had suggested.
Now, Steve was both amused and pleased to watch Darren chew mindlessly on his candy while Joh
Drunkards need luv tooDarius: Uncle Darren... are you drunk?Drunkards need luv too5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Darren: *eyes red and teetering on his stool* what gave 'ou tha' idea?
At the bar:
Evra: It's just... I'm her partner, I'm her husband, you just don't go through my stuff, you know?
Darren: Amen. *takes another shot, then squints at the door*
Evra: ..You ok?
Darren: ...yeah. I think I just saw Jesus..
Tony: CHEERS! *raises the wine bottle* To a new year and a new love! *tips his head back and guzzles the red liquid down*
Donni: Tony.. that's sparkling grape juice.
Tony: *pulls it away lazily from his lips and looks at the label* Huh... so that's why I haven't gotten happy yet... I thought my tolerance just got higher
"Um... why are you guys dressed like that?"
"Because it's St. Patrick's Day. And what do the Irish do on St. Patrick's Day?"
"We dress up like loons, take shelter in bars, and loose all sense of dignity." "Cheers."
DS- Lord Loss+toast is luffThe yellow spread around the white/brownish crispy square. I couldn't tell was the sparkles were. They were brown, of course, browner than the square but they glittered like diamonds. Drool began to drip from my mouth, for the scent, like licorice or cinammon drained into my nose like the Niagra Falls.DS- Lord Loss+toast is luff6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Darren: *munching* Yeah?
Steve: Shouldn't you be working on the 8th Demonata book?
Darren: I am.
Steve: No, you're writing about your toast.
DS- Romantic Timing"Well...you're like.. You're like a wolf." Steve said, staring at the wall on the far side of the room. He was obviously searching for inspiration.DS- Romantic Timing5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Darren blinked, teary-eyed, and looked up from his folded arms. "What's that supposed to mean?" He mumbled.
"Well, maybe she's not meant to be with you because... she's not another wolf, you know? She's.. a cat. An evil, conniving, slutty little cat." Steve said. Darren couldn't help but smile. "And you're a wolf. A wolf that can never be tamed," Steve smiled down at his friend, his pale blue eyes glittering. "What you need is another wolf, just as wild as you who can actually keep up with you, instead of a damned house cat that, in order to keep up with your fast-paced thinking, has to claw onto your thighs."
Darren thought about that, sitting upright and rubbing at his reddened, puffy eyes. "But... what if I don't want another wolf?" He asked softly.
Steve frowned at his best friend, lips pursing. Oh, please, God, don't tell me tha
Darren and Steve- whore plzSteve: *leaning against the school wall, chewing a piece of gum* ....Darren and Steve- whore plz6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Darren: *comes up to him* How much?
Steve: ......... *whack*
Further quotes from JackDarren: I'm cold.. tired... and pissed beyond belief.... *gets up from the table*Further quotes from Jack5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Steve: Where're you going?
Darren: To watch porn.
Jack: At least I can get pussy.
Jack: Have you ever noticed that gay men have really nice asses?
Jack: They do! They're all easily grippable and shit
Isaias: ........Anthony, come here
Anthony: Dx no! *gay*
Jack: You know how all vampires are sterile?
Jack: Think about it... most to all of the vampires are male. They're sterile. But they can still achieve orgasm.
Jack: So all the vampires in Vampire Mountain- they're gay.
Darren: *takes him over to his 6 year old sister*
Darren: Some day you are going to bang that.
Steve: DD8; wtf?
Annie: 8D <3
Steve: You play Lacrosse too?
Steve: What position?
Steve: x3 How does it feel to have balls come flying at your face?
Darren: What's your position?
A World Tour with Steve-Darren"Does anyone here speak english!?" Steve shouted. Darren smiled sarcastically and rapped an arm around his friend's shoulder, talking quietly into his ear, "Steve...this is ENGLAND!!!"A World Tour with Steve-Darren6 years ago in Humor More Like This
"God save the queen," Darren grinned at the passersby. They looked at him strangely before shaking their heads and walking away. "What's with them?" Darren asked, eyebrows furrowing. "You know how we were in Great Britain, my friend?" Steve asked, walking ahead of him. "Yeah." Darren followed him with his eyes. "America has a President." Steve sniffed.
Darren stood up on the table and punched a fist into the air, calling out over all the laughing and talking, "I AM A WANKER!!" The whole pub went quiet, everyone staring at the tipsy one on the table and then Steve laughing his ass off on the floor.
"J'aime sucer les testicules." Darren read on the note Steve had passed him. The boy beside him smiled and nudged him lightly in the ribs. Darren looked up, quirking an eyebrow. "Quoi?" "Voulez-vous sucer la mi
My name is Darren NuzzlecrotchDarren: (seething and panting, face turning red, pacing around the living room)My name is Darren Nuzzlecrotch5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Steve: Darren? Are you ok?
Darren: (eyes spot a pillow and pick it up, screaming for an everlasting time, almost a minute)
Darren: (flops down, burying his face in Steve's lap* mmMmmfmHMfmmhmhm!
Steve: (strokes his hair empathetically) I know...
Steve: I know...
Steve: Hey, Darren?
Steve: You're face is in my crotch
Darren: (pauses before rubbing his face in it affectionately)
Steve: (laughs and pats his head) C'mon (lifts him up)
DS- Story for GSAItd been six months since weve been engaged, Steve and I. Dreaming of our future wedding and romantic honeymoon in the soft hills of Sweden, dusted with snowdrift, where Steves grandfather had run during the years of mourning after world war two. Ten years weve been dating, since the confusing years of eighth grade, where the word gay had begun to make its way into slang terms as a common meaning to the word stupid. Ten years weve been dating, through the harsh-felt harassment endured constantly in high school as freshman and sophomores. Ten years weve been dating, striding the college halls with a sense of security, our fingers twined together, never daring to let go.DS- Story for GSA5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
We knew each other in a way lovers didnt seem to. Born as best friends and then ongoing lovers, Steve and I have seen ourselves as soul mates; as something more than just boyfriends and here we stood in a chilly street in Los Angeles, California
Quotes 4Tommy: Wait a minute here.... are you jealous?Quotes 45 years ago in Humor More Like This
Darren: Me? *snorts and sips his wine* My dear Thomas, I do not get jealous
Tommy: Oh come on *shuffles over to the bar* You're jealous~ Steve's been gone for two years in the service and the first person he goes to see is Laura.. you've got to be at least a little jealous~
Darren: For the last time, Tommy, I do not get- *hisses and crushes his wine glass* GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM YOU WOOLLY MAMMOTH! D8
Unconscious SurpriseDarren shifted uncomfortably on the mattress, straining his ears for some kind of sound. Any kind of sound. Someone had covered his eyes with a thick cloth and bound his hands together behind his back. It couldn't have been hand cuffs, he could've broken easily out of those. He couldn't move his arms so it must be some kind of metal, undoubtedly firm. Darren tensed at the familiar chuckle that echoed around the room and bounced off them walls. "I want you to click the link below, Darren," Steve smirked, leaning back in his seat.Unconscious Surprise5 years ago in Erotic More Like This
Quotes 5Darren: Why do all horror movies start with 'The'? The Haunting, The Reaping, The House on Haunted Hill, etc.Quotes 55 years ago in Humor More Like This
Steve: *holds up DVD* Mirror's doesn't
Darren: .... Well, fuck that movie.
Darren: *burps with his mouth closed, exhaling*
Steve: Oh, come on, Darren, let it out!
Darren: It's impolite...
Steve: Screw being polite! Let it out!
Darren: *pauses* .... *BUUUUURP*
Steve: Niiiiiice! xD
Darren: ... I think my asprin just came up
Quotes 9Steve: *surfing through the laptop's pictures* Jeez, Darren, how much gay porn does your sister have on her computer?Quotes 95 years ago in Humor More Like This
Darren: .... Steve?
Darren: That's my computer.
Donnie: Wait... so let me get this straight. You're Jewish?
Donnie: And you're Catholic?
Donnie: ... oh my gosh, it's like that Rabbi and the Priest joke 8D
Darren: You're hysterical.
DS- random momentsAnnie scowled, folding her arms over the scrap of paper in front of her. "Darren, I told you to stay in the bedroom!" She scolded. "I'm sorry, ok?" Darren wheezed, exasperated. "I can't be in the same room with two people and watch them exchange spit! Ok? It's DISGUSTING!!"DS- random moments6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"You can't get anyone you want," Annie snorted. She was leaning against the kitchen counter, arms folded across her chest. She shook her head, smiling mockingly. "I could too," Steve said angrily, eyebrows furrowing. "Fine." Annie said, head popping up. "You kiss the first person to come around that corner." "Done." Steve shrugged smugly, peeking around the corner to spy his victim. "Ha! Darren. This should be easy." He straightened up, grinning confidently. The sounds of Darren and Monica's conversation coming into tune. "I swear! Maybe if Buffy didn't sleep with the two vampires she could actually be a better slayer!" "I don't get that. If the vampires are, y'know...undead, how the hell do they even hav
Quotes 12"Darren."Quotes 125 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I've realized something."
"You look like a twelve year old, correct?"
"Around there, I suppose, yes."
"But how old are you seriously?"
"A child on the outside but an adult in reality. You're like every pedophiles' dream."
" ... D8>;;"
DS- It's the ClimbDarren wrapped his arms around his knees and settled his chin atop of them. A sigh escaped his lips. Do you think we'll ever make it? he asked.DS- It's the Climb5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Make it? Steve questioned, raising an eyebrow. The cigarette in his hand began to drip its ash onto the roof's shingles.
Out there, in the world. Darren clarified.
Steve paused and looked out over at the tops of the houses, at the green grassy fields, the flocks of stray sheep, the orange sunset that glittered the horizon like war bombs caressed in a child's arms. He smiled and placed the end of the cigarette into his mouth, drawing a slow inhale. The smoke crawled out from his nostrils. We'll have to. You'll have to.
Darren looked up at him curiously and let out a surprised grunt as the end of the fag was then pushed into his own mouth.
Steve grinned, his teeth dazzling, I'll be beside you all the way.
Darren recovered and took a small drag, exhaling as his boyfriend withdrew and drop
DS GxS Back In ChargeThe flit was much angrier than Steve was used to, the buildings around them blurred and practically singed his hair. Gannen was travelling lethally close as if trying to knock him off on purpose. It angered the Lord deeply slightly powermad and he yanked a headful of red hair from the Vampaneze. Gannen yelped and came to a stop dropping the whitehaired man in a feild and holding the sore spot on his head.DS GxS Back In Charge4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Steve landed with an 'oomf!' and glared up at his mentor. When the vampaneze had stopped cradling his hair he looked back and sighed deeply, offering the still sitting male a violet hand. The younger man crossed his arms and then legs and huffed with a firm frown on his face. Gannen sighed and coiled down into a sitting position in front of him.
"..What have I done now, Gannen? Hmm?? You seem to be more irritated with my decisions everynight!"
The purple man sighed and lowered his red eyes. "I am sorry if it seems that way Sire..." He muttered quietly. He paused to think of a suitable