PJATO - NightmaresNico Di Angelo was not one to be frightened easily by nightmares.PJATO - Nightmares5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As the son of Hades, he could easily handle horror flicks and endure sleeping in a rather creepy cabin. However, no matter how homely the scent of the Underworld was, which wreaked through the stone walls of the cabin itself, it didn't keep him from jerking awake mid-sob to the image of his sister being ripped apart by a manticore.
On instinct, he sat forward and brought his black satin sheets up to his chin, eyes darting around wildly. A large wooden chest lay at the foot of the bed, and a full-length mirror atop a dresser sat against the left wall. Nothing had moved. Nothing was touched. The Starship Enterprise hung lazily from the ceiling and Nico eyed it cautiously for any change of wind. But it failed to even pivot.
Feeling only the slightest bit safer, he stood and searched for his slippers before disappearing into the warm, summer night.
Even in his sleep, Percy could tell when someone was watching him.
DS- On my lapLarten said nothing, however he was aware of the eyes gazing in his direction.DS- On my lap5 years ago in Teen More Like This
It wasn't every day, after all, that a vampire prince falls asleep with their head in another man's lap. In this case, Darren, having not gotten enough sleep that morning, had dozed off on the steps leading up to the thrones beside Mr. Crepsley. His head, coincidentally, fell upon Larten's lap.
Paris smiled at them as he made his way up the hall. Having ourselves a cuddle, are we? he chuckled quietly.
He is just tired, Larten said simply, his deep voice causing the young half vampire to stir.
Paris nodded, climbing the stairs carefully. As we all are, nowadays.
Things are not getting any better, Paris, Larten whispered.
No, Paris sighed, they are not.
The two vampires sat quietly, listening to Darren breathe.
I am scared for him, Larten said, breaking the silence.
Paris nodded thoughtfully. Every mentor fears for their
Why CDF is BetterThan Twilight1. Names: Darren Shan came up with names. Stephenie Meyer borrowed the names from her family and friends. Not to mention the main character's name: Bella Swan, literally "Beautiful Swan". Darren Shan's main character is, well, Darren Shan. He's not being egotistical, but actually the reason why that's his pen-name is revealed in the last book and it's actually apart of the the plot.Why CDF is BetterThan Twilight6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Religion: We're all familiar with Stephenie Meyer's weird-ass baby name for Bella and Edward's child- Renesmee. Now what's so obvious about this name? Well, Bella (being a mormon) took her mother's name and Edward's mother's name and mixed them together to make one weirdo name. She also took Charlie and Carlisle and made Carli. Jacob also magically incorporates a part of the bible into the 3rd book, because we ALL know the story about the two wives and that baby. Darren Shan however, in the 2nd book, show's Darren questioning Mr. Crepsley whether or not he believes in God. Mr. Crepsley info
cause it's cute-funnyShancus: I don't get the meaning of christmas...cause it's cute-funny6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Owen: It's to celebrate the birth of Christ
Shancus: Who's Christ?
Owen: I'm not sure, but daddy shouts his name alot
Steve: *moves his knight forward* Checkmate.
Darren: Man, I suck at chess..
Steve: Only because you don't have the brain capasity
Darren: Fuck off.
Darren: *strips down the rest of his clothing in the showers* >//////<
Steve: *staring at him*
Steve: ...I didn't know you were Jewish
Alan: Do, a deer! A female deer! 8D Re, a drop of golden suuuu-
Darren: Keep singing that and I swear to God, I'll punch you so hard you'll fly to Austria.
Tommy: We're not friends! We're in love!
Darren: Oh, you mean like Romeo and Juliet?
Darren: Tristan and Isolde?
Darren: Well, guess what, they all ended up dead.
Steve: No, Darren, we are not having another Irish-themed Christmas party
Darren: D8 Why not?
Steve: Because last time you got so drunk you kissed me in the elevator an
DS- more momentsSteve: You're Jewish, right?DS- more moments7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Darren: .......Steve, what nationality am I?
Darren: And what's the main religion in Ireland?
Darren: So, what am I?
Steve: Darren: ....why are you watching a sermon?
Darren: *staring at the TV* It's funny...
Steve: Like 'I'm an atheist' funny?
Darren: No... more like 'I have no idea what the fuck he's saying' funny
Steve: What do you mean by that? xD
Darren: "I am a priest-AH! I speak to God-AH!" Tell me Steve-AH! Why do they speak like this-AH!?
Darren: *does two backflips* o.o.... >8D HA! Who's the klutz now, bitch!? *goes to take a step and trips over his feet, falling flat on his face*
PJATO- Merry ChristmasNico had had no idea what day it was when he'd rapped his knuckles against Percy's bedroom window. Snow drifted from the sky and landed in his hair, a cold gust of wind caressing the skin beneath his jacket.PJATO- Merry Christmas4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nico knocked again.
Persephone had gone into the Underworld four days before on the Winter Solstice and Nico had no wish to deal with her attitude regarding the subject, so he'd come back to the land of the living. He'd been trying to uncover more information about his mother, but there was nothing. Still nothing.
Just as he went to knock again, the window opened and an olive-skinned face peered out, startling Nico with its brilliant green eyes. "Percy," he said.
The son of Poseidon's hair was in disarray and his white t-shirt was crumpled. What time was it? Time Square had said it was nine o'clock a half-hour ago. "Can I come in?"
"What are you doing here?" Percy asked and he stepped aside to let Nico through. The younger demigod gratefully ducked beneath the glass and pus
DS- Romantic Timing"Well...you're like.. You're like a wolf." Steve said, staring at the wall on the far side of the room. He was obviously searching for inspiration.DS- Romantic Timing6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Darren blinked, teary-eyed, and looked up from his folded arms. "What's that supposed to mean?" He mumbled.
"Well, maybe she's not meant to be with you because... she's not another wolf, you know? She's.. a cat. An evil, conniving, slutty little cat." Steve said. Darren couldn't help but smile. "And you're a wolf. A wolf that can never be tamed," Steve smiled down at his friend, his pale blue eyes glittering. "What you need is another wolf, just as wild as you who can actually keep up with you, instead of a damned house cat that, in order to keep up with your fast-paced thinking, has to claw onto your thighs."
Darren thought about that, sitting upright and rubbing at his reddened, puffy eyes. "But... what if I don't want another wolf?" He asked softly.
Steve frowned at his best friend, lips pursing. Oh, please, God, don't tell me tha
DS- CandySteve watched hungrily as Darren's tongue curled inside the Reese's' Peanut Butter Cup and brought the filling back into his mouth, making smacking noises with his lips as he tasted the flavor.DS- Candy5 years ago in Teen More Like This
Steve wanted to taste the flavor as well, but not the candy's flavor.
Feeling the others eyes, Darren looked up and his ears reddened considerably. He extended his hand, holding out the candy bag. Want one? he asked.
Steve shook his head, smiling. I'm lactose intolerant, remember?
Darren flushed again, realizing his mistake, and nodded.
It was Halloween night, and the two young men were sitting in the living room of their small flat, rotting their teeth with candy and watching both old and new horror flicks to pass the time. For the last three hours, both Salem's Lot and Darkness Falls had entered the VHS system.
Let's do something more gory now, Darren had suggested.
Now, Steve was both amused and pleased to watch Darren chew mindlessly on his candy while Joh
Darren and Steve- whore plzSteve: *leaning against the school wall, chewing a piece of gum* ....Darren and Steve- whore plz7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Darren: *comes up to him* How much?
Steve: ......... *whack*
A World Tour with Steve-Darren"Does anyone here speak english!?" Steve shouted. Darren smiled sarcastically and rapped an arm around his friend's shoulder, talking quietly into his ear, "Steve...this is ENGLAND!!!"A World Tour with Steve-Darren7 years ago in Humor More Like This
"God save the queen," Darren grinned at the passersby. They looked at him strangely before shaking their heads and walking away. "What's with them?" Darren asked, eyebrows furrowing. "You know how we were in Great Britain, my friend?" Steve asked, walking ahead of him. "Yeah." Darren followed him with his eyes. "America has a President." Steve sniffed.
Darren stood up on the table and punched a fist into the air, calling out over all the laughing and talking, "I AM A WANKER!!" The whole pub went quiet, everyone staring at the tipsy one on the table and then Steve laughing his ass off on the floor.
"J'aime sucer les testicules." Darren read on the note Steve had passed him. The boy beside him smiled and nudged him lightly in the ribs. Darren looked up, quirking an eyebrow. "Quoi?" "Voulez-vous sucer la mi
My name is Darren NuzzlecrotchDarren: (seething and panting, face turning red, pacing around the living room)My name is Darren Nuzzlecrotch6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Steve: Darren? Are you ok?
Darren: (eyes spot a pillow and pick it up, screaming for an everlasting time, almost a minute)
Darren: (flops down, burying his face in Steve's lap* mmMmmfmHMfmmhmhm!
Steve: (strokes his hair empathetically) I know...
Steve: I know...
Steve: Hey, Darren?
Steve: You're face is in my crotch
Darren: (pauses before rubbing his face in it affectionately)
Steve: (laughs and pats his head) C'mon (lifts him up)
Darren sells lemonaid*6 year old Darren! *Darren sells lemonaid5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Darren: *setting up Lemonaid stand in the middle of the mountain*
Larten: Darren, What are you doing?
Darren: I'm gonna sell lemonaid and get rich!
Larten: *rolls eyes* Darren...
Darren: Oh, so you don't believe me...I don't care! I'll be rich and you'll be poor! So go away you hobo!
Larten: I am just going to walk away...-_-' *leaves*
Darren: Open for bussinuse.^^
Vampires: *Walk by like Darren isn't there*
Mika: *walks by*
Darren: Hey Mika! You wanna bye some lemonaid?!
Mika: Uh, no thank-you Darren...
Darren: *death stare* I think you're going deaf today...I said...Would you like to bye some lemonaid, Mika ver Leth?
Mika: 0.0 Uh...alright...how much?
Darren: 5 dollars!
Mika: What?! Oh fine then! Take it! *gives Darren 5 dollars*
Darren: *hands him lemonaid* Thank-you!^^ Have a nice day.
Mika: *grunts and leaves*
Darren: One down...Alot more to go!
Kurda: *Walks up to Darren* Hello Darren.
Darren: Hey Kurda...*sits on stand trying to look sexy* So Kurda...I've
DS- Star GazingSteve?DS- Star Gazing5 years ago in Teen More Like This
Don't you ever feel like... our life is nothing but a simple love story?
Steve's lips twitched into a smile. A love story?
Yeah, Darren adjusted his head in Steve's lap. Don't you ever feel, I dunno,
The two young men were lying on the roof of Darren's house, as they had many nights before, observing the stars as they twinkled and sometimes even darted across the sky.
Steve pursed his lips. You mean... like a character in a novel?
Exactly, Darren said. Like our plot is already set out for us and each turn and choice we make affects the other characters and can set them on a new path in life and-
The brunet glanced upward.
Steve smiled. You're describing God.
Darren's eyebrows furrowed and then he laughed. I suppose I am, aren't I.
Either that or an alien.
Darren readjusted himself again, his left ch
Drunkards need luv tooDarius: Uncle Darren... are you drunk?Drunkards need luv too6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Darren: *eyes red and teetering on his stool* what gave 'ou tha' idea?
At the bar:
Evra: It's just... I'm her partner, I'm her husband, you just don't go through my stuff, you know?
Darren: Amen. *takes another shot, then squints at the door*
Evra: ..You ok?
Darren: ...yeah. I think I just saw Jesus..
Tony: CHEERS! *raises the wine bottle* To a new year and a new love! *tips his head back and guzzles the red liquid down*
Donni: Tony.. that's sparkling grape juice.
Tony: *pulls it away lazily from his lips and looks at the label* Huh... so that's why I haven't gotten happy yet... I thought my tolerance just got higher
"Um... why are you guys dressed like that?"
"Because it's St. Patrick's Day. And what do the Irish do on St. Patrick's Day?"
"We dress up like loons, take shelter in bars, and loose all sense of dignity." "Cheers."
DS- random momentsAnnie scowled, folding her arms over the scrap of paper in front of her. "Darren, I told you to stay in the bedroom!" She scolded. "I'm sorry, ok?" Darren wheezed, exasperated. "I can't be in the same room with two people and watch them exchange spit! Ok? It's DISGUSTING!!"DS- random moments7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"You can't get anyone you want," Annie snorted. She was leaning against the kitchen counter, arms folded across her chest. She shook her head, smiling mockingly. "I could too," Steve said angrily, eyebrows furrowing. "Fine." Annie said, head popping up. "You kiss the first person to come around that corner." "Done." Steve shrugged smugly, peeking around the corner to spy his victim. "Ha! Darren. This should be easy." He straightened up, grinning confidently. The sounds of Darren and Monica's conversation coming into tune. "I swear! Maybe if Buffy didn't sleep with the two vampires she could actually be a better slayer!" "I don't get that. If the vampires are, y'know...undead, how the hell do they even hav
Unconscious SurpriseDarren shifted uncomfortably on the mattress, straining his ears for some kind of sound. Any kind of sound. Someone had covered his eyes with a thick cloth and bound his hands together behind his back. It couldn't have been hand cuffs, he could've broken easily out of those. He couldn't move his arms so it must be some kind of metal, undoubtedly firm. Darren tensed at the familiar chuckle that echoed around the room and bounced off them walls. "I want you to click the link below, Darren," Steve smirked, leaning back in his seat.Unconscious Surprise6 years ago in Erotic More Like This
Further quotes from JackDarren: I'm cold.. tired... and pissed beyond belief.... *gets up from the table*Further quotes from Jack6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Steve: Where're you going?
Darren: To watch porn.
Jack: At least I can get pussy.
Jack: Have you ever noticed that gay men have really nice asses?
Jack: They do! They're all easily grippable and shit
Isaias: ........Anthony, come here
Anthony: Dx no! *gay*
Jack: You know how all vampires are sterile?
Jack: Think about it... most to all of the vampires are male. They're sterile. But they can still achieve orgasm.
Jack: So all the vampires in Vampire Mountain- they're gay.
Darren: *takes him over to his 6 year old sister*
Darren: Some day you are going to bang that.
Steve: DD8; wtf?
Annie: 8D <3
Steve: You play Lacrosse too?
Steve: What position?
Steve: x3 How does it feel to have balls come flying at your face?
Darren: What's your position?
Quotes 12"Darren."Quotes 126 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I've realized something."
"You look like a twelve year old, correct?"
"Around there, I suppose, yes."
"But how old are you seriously?"
"A child on the outside but an adult in reality. You're like every pedophiles' dream."
" ... D8>;;"
Darren adventures 3*6 year old Darren*Darren adventures 35 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kurda: Whatcha doin' Larten?
Larten: Waiting for my son.
Kurda: ?...Vampires can't have kids...
Larten: I adopted.
Kurda: Oh, well, where is-
Darren: *comes in naked and dripping wet* Daddy! I needs a towel!
Larten: I have it right here son^^
Kurda: Oh...Why hello there Darren..>
Darren: Hellos! *runs to Kurda**still naked* What's your name?
Kurda: My name's Kurda. And Aren't you cute?
Darren: Well you hot! Like a pepper!
Kurda: Hehe...why thank-you...
Darren: *looks at Kurda's crotch and sees a buldes* What do you have in there?
Kurda: Put your hand in and find out...maybe it's candy...
Larten: Come now Darren.
Darren: Ahhhhh....Bye-bye Kurda.*skips away in giant towel*
Kurda: Bye-Bye Darren...>:3
Larten: Stay away from my son Kurda....-_-'
Larten: You are soooooooo perverted!
Kurda: *dramaticly* Larten! I am offended! Me? Hurt young Darren? Never!!!!
Larten: *rolls eyes and leaves*
Kurda: *smiles evily* I would never try to hurt littl
When vampires are bored..Richard: I vant to suck your vlood! Ahahahahaa!When vampires are bored..7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Eddy: Nah, it'd be more like.. *raps his arms around Josh's shoulders* I wanna suck yer blood, dude
Darren: So get on the table and open your beautiful throat!
Richard: Don't think you'd say that to a guy though..
Josh: Unless he was a gay guy..
Eddy: Get on zee table and open your pants and I vill show you zee pleasure of being a gay vampire!
Darren: Screw sucking your blood I'll just suck yer cock!
All: *laugh even harder*
Darren adventures 4*Still 6 year old Darren!*Darren adventures 45 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Arra: *fighting a bunch of guys on the bars* You wanna peice of me? Huh? Do ya?!
Darren: *skips in**takes deep breath* MOMMY!!!!!!!! I'm bored...
Arra: Oh, do you want to play with your blocks?
Arra: Bother daddy?
Arra: Watch the Lion King?
Arra: Ok sweety^^ I'll be right there.*swings staff and knocks some guy to the ground* *comes down and picks up Darren* Lets go get the Lion King.
*In tv room*
Arra: *puts in the Lion King and puches play* Have fun. Mama's going to go kick some ass.*leaves*
Darren: Yay...Lion King...*watches*
*3 hours later*
Larten: Where in godsname is Darren?!
Arra: I don't know! Probably still watching the Lion King.
Larten: You let him watch the Lion King?!
Arra: Yeah so...
Larten: Darren?! Where are you?!
Darren: I'm not Darren...*jumps out with a lion costume* I'm Simba!!!
Joey/Glalda: *walk in*
Darren: RAWR!!!! I'm the Lion King!!
Joey: Wrong place..
Glalda: Wrong time...