NOES: ''No More Mr. Nice Guy''NOES: ''No More Mr. Nice Guy''5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"NO MORE MR. NICE GUY"
From NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET! THE MUSICAL
Original song by Alice Cooper, with additional lyrics by Diane N. Tran
SONG TYPE: Hard Rock
- Freddy Krueger, the murderer
- Katherine Krueger, his six-year-old daughter
- Child custody lawyer
- Prepubescents (three to five)
- Male chorus (offstage)
Outside the federal courts, FREDDY KRUEGER has gotten free from his murder trail due to a technicality. He should be pleased, but isn't because he looses custody of his six-year-old daughter, KATHERINE KRUEGER, and after a tearful goodbye, she is taken away by a CHILD CUSTODY LAWYER supplied by the city. KATHERINE hugs close a teddy bear, wh
Cupcakes IICupcakes sweet and tastyCupcakes II3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Cupcakes everyones favorite pastry
Come to my shop and let's have some fun
There won't be much left of you when I am done
The Fruit of Her WombLeft here, dangling-The Fruit of Her Womb3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Strangling, choking on the bitterness;
Force-fed reassurance from a pigeons pocket;
Playing dead, on turntable empathy,
Barely proud, only missing everything.
Inside you, I hide--
Bleeding, misdirected in arrogance;
She laughs, repugnant;
Laps up the curse that blankets purgatory;
Only ugly dreams call for confusion;
Twisted like the thorn in my side,
You, are forever desperately--
Searching for perfection.
MLP:FiM - Family is ForeverMLP:FiM - Family is Forever3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a sunny and warm day of summer, like any other. Or, it could have been, if it hadn't been the day when Scootaloo learned the terrible truth.
It was also the day of the grand annual reunion of the Weather Pegasi family. A long awaited moment for the related winged ponies who got together, from all over Equestria, to share news and see friendly faces for the first time in a year. Everyone looked forward to the party, but Scootaloo was an exception.
Each year, at those reunions, she couldn't help but always have this awkward feeling of being 'out of place', as each time some members of the family would look at her, then whisper strange things between themselves about 'how sad it was' and 'how a shame it was that they couldn't be there' and then moved away, to continue their conversation in private. It didn't help that she was pretty much the only pegasus of her color, as almost every other were white, black or grey, different shades of blue and green and even one pink, that
The Apple in Her Eye, Chapter 1The Apple in Her Eye, Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Big Mac had always felt on some level that he understood ponies around ponyvill at a fairly good level, but the one thing he could not understand was why the meres in town were so keen to him. After all he was only a hard working earth pony that made his way through the day the best he could. He was not the smartest or the strongest. Nor was he the wisest or the best at any particular thing. He just worked in the field's day in and day out to give ponyvill the best darn apples equestria had ever seen. He thought he did a pretty good job to. But was that a reason for all the meres to fawn all over him? He certainly thought not. For one thing he found it annoying when he was trying to deliver some apples to some store or bakery when he would get side tracked by Twilight or Rarity asking him to come and talk or hinting for the tenth time that they would love it if he would ask them out on a date. It was on one of these trips into town that Fluttershy had come running up to him
FlutterMac Part 2: A Place Close To The HeartA few days had passed ever since Big Macintosh had been trapped by the storm at Fluttershy's house and both of the ponies had been wrapped in their thoughts since that day. When Big Macintosh had arrived home the next morning Applejack had indeed been upset with him. "Big Macintosh Apple!! What the day do you think you're doin' showin up at the farm in tha mornin' when we was expectin' ya home last night?!" Applejack had said as she stormed up to him. "AJ you know that there was a storm last night. I got trapped at Fluttershy's house and stayed the night. There's no need ta get all mad; I'm here now." Applejacks eyes opened a little wider and she got less mad, she let out a vicious grin "Oh well then Big Macintosh, stayin' at tha cottage with Fluttershy. Hope you managed to keep to yourself." Macintosh glared down at his sister. "Let's just get ta work pickin' up tha mess that that storm left us last night." Applejack smirked, following behind her brother "AlrightFlutterMac Part 2: A Place Close To The Heart2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
FlutterMac Part 7: A Broken Hearts and Hooves DayThe bustling market street was noisy that day, not that the center of Ponyville wasn’t always loud with the sounds of various mares and stallions haggling over prices for their wares, but today it just seemed like everypony was trying to yell over each other. Big Macintosh didn’t mind though. If being bombarded with a little noise was the only price he had to pay to spend this afternoon with Fluttershy, he would gladly pay it. With winter slowly coming to an end, the various vendors of Ponyville were trying to sell off the last of their wares before the new produce was ripe for the coin making. This is why the market was so chaotic. Everything was being sold cheaper than normal.FlutterMac Part 7: A Broken Hearts and Hooves Day1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fluttershy had asked for him to come along with her to the farmers market because he was better at dealing with some of the ruder merchants that they may encounter. While he didn’t mind being surrounded by the hustle and bustle of large groups of ponies, he much preferred the quiet and rustic
FlutterMac Part 1: Caught InsideIt was cool for a summer day at Sweet Apple Acres. Big Macintosh stopped his plowing for a moment to look up. A slow grin spread across his normal blank face as he watched the white fluffy clouds lazily roll across the sky. "Maybe Miss. Dash can do her job right every now an' again." He thought as he set his eyes forward and started pulling the plow once more.FlutterMac Part 1: Caught Inside2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
felt great. The feel of the resistance that the earth provided, the sweat coating his body, and the strain on his muscles as he pulled the ground apart behind him. This is what he lived for. Every day, waking up as the sun rose over the mountains, enjoying a warm, hearty, bowl of oats, and then putting on his harness, which was now almost a part of him, and getting to work on the farm.
Macintosh stopped as he reached the end of the final row. Turning around to inspect his work he saw the fruits of his labor spread out behind him. Each row was straight as an arrow, the result of years of experience tilling the fields. The smell of
Fluttering Hearts Chapter 2 A cool wind rushed through the trees on a warm day at Sweet Apple Acres. There Big Macintosh could be found lying on his stomach, lazily chewing a few apples of his namesake, taking in the scenery around him. He seldom took the time to admire the land he called his home, since he was often working so hard. It was nice to gaze at the scenery for a moment while his mind dwelt on other matters. It had been two days since his night with Fluttershy. He'd had so much fun with her that night, and he'd hoped she did too. He wanted to talk with her again, but he couldn't decide if it was too soon or not. He'd often heard that mares appreciate a colt who doesn't rush things too much. Then again, some didn't have patience for those who played games and weren't honest about their feelings.Fluttering Hearts Chapter 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The B-wordThe B-wordThe B-word4 years ago in Settings More Like This
By Lauren Katz (aka Mariagirlabc)
"Come on Carly!!" I shout as Carly rushes to shove miscellaneous papers and books in her locker, she slams her stuffed locker shut and rushes down the hall.
"Alright Janice, jeez." she sighs as we hurry out the door to catch up with the bus, we're gonna have a sleep over today and i invited the new girl Roserie, i've always liked being the new friend of the new kids and this might be a good opportunity to get to know her, plus to be honest i need some new friends.
"Has Roserie accepted your sleepover offer yet?" asks Carly curiously
"I dunno, i texted her, she said she wasn't sure yet."
"What does she have that's better to do? she just transferred to our school last week."
"she only transferred from another school on the other end of the city, she's probably got friends from her old school she could hang out with." I said.
We get on the bus and Roserie is sitting in the front. "Hey Roserie, so do you accept my offer?" i ask.
"Sure, just so l
Ode to Matthew BellamyI'd go gay for Matthew BellamyOde to Matthew Bellamy7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I know I shouldn't
I'd go gay for Matthew Bellamy
But hey, who wouldn't?
You're British, that rocks, and you play the guitar
Why should it matter what sex you are?
Your spiky hair and falsetto scream
Truly make you stand out on the rock scene
Everything about you is so easy to love,
I wanna be watching you from above
I'd go gay for Matthew Bellamy
I know I shouldn't
I'd go gay for Matthew Bellamy
But hey, who wouldn't?
We really don't have to take it that far,
but please just play me like your guitar
I'm not really gay, I love Meg White too,
But Matt, she just can't quite compare to you
Everything about you resonates happiness
I wanna feel your love bliss
I'd go gay for Matthew Bellamy
I know I shouldn't
I'd go gay for Matthew Bellamy
But hey, who wouldn't?
Across the piano, I love the way your fingers fly
Just for one night, will you at least be bi?
You're truly amazing, no doubt about that
Oh, let's make some distortion and feedback
Everything about you
FlutterMac 5: Nightmare Night"Ow" Big Macintosh grunted as the comb pulled at a tangle.FlutterMac 5: Nightmare Night1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Well maybe if you brushed your mane a little more often you wouldn't have so many knots." Fluttershy teased as she lightly tapped his head with her brush.
"There ain't no need to when applebuckin'." he grumbled as she resumed straightening out his unruly mane.
Once again it was Nightmare Night in Ponyville, not Fluttershy's favorite night of the year. It had always seemed so dark and scary to her even though she knew that the costumes and special effects were fake. They had spent the better part of the evening together at Fluttershy's cottage preparing for the night. The two had made plans for that night that Big Macintosh was to stay with her and help pass out candy to the trick-or-treaters; but at the last minute the Mayor had asked him to pull the hay wagon this year and, reluctantly, he had said yes. So rather than preparing for visitors they were preparing his costume for the night.
With his hair straightened out and his
Winter Loving (Fluttermac story) part 1"Here ya are Miss Fluttershy." The red Stallion said to the yellow pegasus. "T-Thanks Big Mac... you can put the apples right there if you want...I can bring them inside myself." She stummered. "I don' mind!" Mac said as he carried the basket of Apples into Fluttershys house and put it down in the kitchen. "S-Sorry for making you go through all that trouble...I understand it must get really cold for you in the winter and you had to carry that basket all the way here..." She squeaked softly. "It anit Nuthin' Miss Fluttershy, Keeping all the ponies fed and your animals heathly are mort important than me." Big Mac smiled at her. "I-Is...There anyway i can repay you Mac?" Fluttershy asked quietly. "How 'bout some hot chocolate later tonight?" he asked. "Sounds goo--od!" She smiled. "See ya then" he left and walked back towards the barn.Winter Loving (Fluttermac story) part 11 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
~Big Mac's POV~
'The snow reminds me of her for some reason...' he thought to himself as he walked into the barn to find his sister AppleJack. "He h
Fluttering Hearts Chapter 1 Fall is a special time of the year in Ponyville; the season of change as some ponies referred to it. Although most noticeably the change they're referring to would be the physical change of color that the leaves on the trees exhibit, there are also some more subtle, but nonetheless significant changes that occur throughout ponies lives this time of year. The peak of this season is marked by the annual Running of the Leaves competition, in which several ponies compete in a marathon designed to shake the leaves from the trees as a result of the force of everypony trampling the grounds at once as they run. However this year, there was another competition between two ponies that was slowly gaining more spectators. An Iron Pony competition between the down-to-earth pony apple farmer Applejack, and the head-in-the-Cloudsdale pegasus Rainbow Dash. The crowd mostly consisted of their closest friends, a few other ponies always ready to enjoy a good completion, and Applejack'sFluttering Hearts Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I.I Love...You...After what it felt like hours of constant running Big Macintosh and Fluttershy finally got to Ponyville Square, and when they found each other they raced toward each other and embraced before they could collide for what felt like forever to them until AppleJack interrupted them.I.I Love...You...2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ho ho there love birds, you might want to take that inside or your going to get weird looks. Trust me I know." She said from the Sweet Apple Acre apple stall right next to the hugging pair. And sure enough some ponies were starring, some were overcome by the sheer cuteness of the hugging pair, others raising their eyebrow wondering what this scene will conclude with, and some foals that were completely grossed out by the couple.
"Oh..." Fluttershy whispered while raising a hoof to her mouth, releasing the red stallion and starting to blush with the big amount of eyes on her.
"Here let's go to the farm house, it's closer." Big Mac said completely ignoring the ponies in the square and started walking to Sweet Ap
The Apple in Her Eye, Chapter 2The Apple in Her Eye, Chapter 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As Big Mac walked over the last hill on his way back to Sweet Apple Acers, he looked up at the sky and thought about the wonders that could be set in the hevens by just one powerfull pony. He thought about how he had to get up early and start buck'en the south end. He also thought about his mixed feelings for Fluttershy. He tried to push it out of his mind but it keept coming back, his heart was telling to go and take a chance with Fluttershy, but his mind was telling him things like; does she really like me? Will she like me once she gets to know me more? What about the farm, you only get one day a week off and would your friends be understanding of us? Oh, it's useless he finally said to himself, once I get some sleep the answer will come easy as buck'en to an Apple.
Then out of the corner of his eye Big Mac saw the lights of the apple family's farm house from across one of the many apple orchards that were on the farm. He then saw the door to the house open and somepony
FlutterMac Part 6: Upon A Snowy NightChildren comeFlutterMac Part 6: Upon A Snowy Night1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I have a tale
of two Pony's
who Love will unveil
Love is fun
and Love is good
Love can change you
But Love can change
and Love can turn
so turn and turn
and with a spin
a Discord triumph
for the win
The snow crunched beneath their hooves as they slowly made their way around the lake. Light grey clouds hid direct sunlight from the earth and gave the landscape a flat appearance. A heavy wind blew across the lake, making the already frost air frigid. Fluttershy was tightly bundled up to protect herself from the cold. With two thick coats, a long woolen scarf wrapped tightly around her neck and rubber snow boots she was the epitome of warmth. In contrast Macintosh had a scarf and light gray sweater on, which stood out startlingly off his crimson coat.
It was like the flower of their relationship was thriving in Equestrias winter season. With Fluttershys animals gone into hibernation and Big Macintosh's minimal chore-work around the farm the two of them spent most of
FlutterMac Part 8: A Rainy AffairStanding alone upon the quiet porch of his farmhouse Macintosh watched as the sun rose over the horizon to bathe the land in its bright rays. The purple clouds decorating the mountain top giving birth to a new day. To the red farmer this was nothing new, he’d seen it a hundred times before, but that never made the sight any less beautiful. Once more he thought about how he needed to take a vacation to Canterlot one day and watch Princess Celestia raise the sun. But there was not time for a vacation now. Summer was fast approaching and that mean apple trees needed to be taken care of, and crops tended to.FlutterMac Part 8: A Rainy Affair4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Indeed, even today looked like it was going to be pretty strenuous after the long, relaxing winter break he had just taken. Based on the average number of pink blossoms that were sprouting on the tree branches already it seemed like the whole orchard was going to be flooded with apples. And more apples meant more work for the whole family. But it also meant more money was going t
Talktoyourfavoritekiller 4 pt2Talk to your favorite slashers 4 part 2Talktoyourfavoritekiller 4 pt23 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: Ok now before I go on to reading the first questions I have a few things to
say. Ok when I say NOT to leave a question, DON'T LEAVE A QUESTION!!. Do you guys even
read the artist comments at all?? Also I am also doing commissions in a really low point
Chucky: Pffft HAHAHAHyou the hell is going to commission you?!
Yaoislave: .Awesome people
Chucky: heh whatver..
Yaoislave: anyway Next question
To Leatherface:How are you able to put up with your brother bullying you,I mean you're
the one with the chainsaw? XD
To Ghostface:This sounds stupid but,what's your ringtone?
To Michael: Do you like wearing a William Shatner mask?
Leatherface: I may have the chainsaw but he can still kick my ass .
Ghostface: Oh my ring tone is Barbie girl by Aqua ^w^
Yaoislave: really? O_e
Ghostface: yay!! *starts to play it on his phone*..
Yaoislave: Ok that's enough!!
The Apple in Her Eye, Chapter 3The Apple in Her Eye, Chapter 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As Big Mac was walking down the road to Ponyville he thought about Fluttershy. Her soft voice, the way she would care for any creature she came across, but most of all he thought about her eyes. In the dream he remembered the teal shapes as well as any other part of her but, there was something there he thought, some sadness, something that she did not want to divulge. Perhaps something that she did not want to confront. He pushed the thought out of his head, there's no need to worry about that right now, he thought to himself. When the time seems right I might ask her about it someday His thoughts then wandered off into the far future. He could see Fluttershy and him sitting on a hilltop, in a chapel, working with all the animals and finally sitting in front of a fire surrounded by their grandfoals and grandfillys. While he was lost in these happy thoughts, Big Mac never noticed the lavender colored mare coming from the opposite direction on the road to and from Ponyville. She h
Rules on Zombie Survival[ ]1. CardioRules on Zombie Survival4 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
[ ]2. The Double Tap
[ ]3. Beware of Bathrooms
[ ]4. Seatbelts
[ ]5. Double Knot Your Shoes
[ ]6. The Skillet
[ ]7. Travel Light
[ ]8. Get a Kickass Partner
[ ]9. Carry a Change of Underwear
[ ]10. Don't Swing Low
[ ]11. It's a Marathon, Not a Sprint!
[ ]12. Bounty Paper Towels
[ ]13. Shake it off
[ ]14. Pack your Stain Stick
[ ]15. Bowling Ball
[ ]16. Use your Head: Cut off Theirs!
[ ]17. (Don't) Be a Hero
[ ]18. Limber Up
[ ]19. Ideal Protection = Short Hair, Tight Clothes
[ ]20. Get up the Staircase, then Destroy it.
[ ]21. Avoid Strip Clubs
[ ]22. When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out!
[ ]23. Get out of the car and onto the bike
[ ]24. Blades don't need reloading
[ ]25. No Place is Safe, Only Safer!
Soarin Dash fanfic CHAPTER 1Soarin Dash fanfic CHAPTER 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A cyan-colored Pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail opened her eyes as Celestia's new morning came and pushed away Luna's moon. "Morning already?" yawning, she remembered something important she had to do, it was important alright, just not as fun as she thought it'd be. "Why me? Do I REALLY have to go to help Twilight reshelf ALL of her books? I hate books! Can't she just get Fluttershy, or Rarity to do that with her? Of all people, why ME?!" She knew she couldn't let down her unicorn friend. Looking over her shoulder at her Wonderbolts clock, she saw she would be late if she didn't leave immediately. "Fine, I won't ditch her only because I'm the Element of Loyalty." So, without hesitating, the rainbow mare left her cloud home quickly.
"Rainbow Dash! I'm so glad you came to help me reshelf all of these books! I just couldn't do all of this myself without a Pegasus pony like you to take up all these books to the shelves where me and Spike can't reach! I just can't thank you enoug
FlutterMac Part 4: Please Don't Run From Me"Come on Macintosh you can do it. Push yourself. You're so close to the end. RUN!" These thoughts filled Big Macintoshes head as he charged through wooded area. Dodging branches and jumping rocks. He'd already lost any kind of lead he had but he was determined to see this course through to the end.FlutterMac Part 4: Please Don't Run From Me2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
All of this had started about a week ago; when he had decided to join in the Annual Running of the Leaves.
Summer had passed by without a hitch that year. The trees had grown their normal amounts of fruit and bucking them off had been just as much work as it ever was. Everything had been perfectly normal on the farm that year. Only one thing was different. Big Macintosh and Fluttershy's budding romance had been causing the two ponies to be spending an exceptional amount of time together.
Almost every day during apple-bucking
Watching I know there are monsters under peoples' beds and clawing so viciously at the walls of my skull. I can hear them screaming and fighting to get out of me through my actions, but I can't release them.Watching1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The monsters want blood.
I don't want that.
But I do...
What do I want? Can one of you help me? None of the monsters help very much--they all tell me that killing is for the best and that if I don't continue it, they'll kill me. I know that you think I'm crazy, but I'm not.
They're real and among us. One in five people is a monster like me--or at least a monster-in-hiding. Psychopaths and sociopaths and schizophrenics and sadist lurk all around you. There could be one in your family, someone who leers over you in your sleep just wondering how your head would look on a stick, wanting to make a lamp or a couc